#AND I NEED MATTHIAS

[sandinthepipes]

I just finished reading six of crows and crooked kingdom for the first time and I am a different person. I am a mother now. I have six beautiful children and none of them are dead and they all live happily ever after all together in the same mansion.

[sindirimba]

- Do you mind if we don't kiss on the mouth? - No no, it's okay.

De rouille et d'os (2012)

[mooniism]

every time i remember this i fall onto my knees in despair and wail

[midnightcrows]

Matthias Nonius, the greatest swordsman of the Ninth, vs the Sleeper

Inprnt store here!

2025 note: continued here nonius winning time

[greenmaskedmarauder]

I think we as a fandom deserve at least a snippet of Xaden's POV from Iron Flame when he finds out that Violet is being tortured by Varrish.

[eliyenlavellan]

Thinking about a Henry who had crushes on boys back in Skalitz but didn’t understand that his feeling was romantic. Maybe one of the older guards or his friend Matthias?

Also Jaroslav calling him a big-eared boy 🥹

[sarastellasari]

Six of Crows is like if you put a bunch of theatre kids in a room and gave them trauma and also weapons

[intairnwetrust]

The empyrean girls having a night out:

Visia: So Sloane when are you gonna fuck Dain?

Imogen: What?

Rhiannon: Excuse me

Sloane: You-

Violet: So you DO want to fuck him.

*Imogen and Rhiannon looking at Violet*

Violet: What? Have you seen the way she looks at him?

Ridoc: You should just go for it.

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Imogen Cardulo in the ending of Onyx Storm is giving “She had the envelope, where you think she got it from?” vibes… and I may just have enough faith in the character arc to get behind this

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

I just tried to write it now and discovered I’m too sleepy to make a coherent point, but would anyone be interested in a post about the views of death in Ketterdam, what it means to die in its class system, and the sort of monetary worth of death? I’ll probably end up writing it anyway but out of curiosity would anyone enjoy?

[ridge4004]

not a day goes by where I don’t wonder if matthias helvar died a virgin

[juliaboudewijn]

I have a bit of a prompt for everyone: how would all the Empyrean characters react to watching a horror movie? I know Xaden would just sit there with his arms crossed and a deadpan face, looking slightly bored, but what about the rest?

[krittec]

why is netflix spearheaded by absolute morons who decide to cancel their shows that actually do well?

Shadow and Bone + the spin off that would’ve been INCREDIBLY successful, Six of Crows

and now Dead Boy Detectives.

it’s just WEIRD like what is their business plan? Whatever happened to letting shows grow to their max potential instead of cancelling it before it even has a chance to breathe.

[mattodore]

you're begging me to take a bite

[jazzkrebber]

ok but like who gave Kaz a gun

[cosmickoshi]

I could give you a list of reasons why I need the spin-off but one that's high up there is that I need to see Calahan Skogman saying "bing bong bing bing bong. No, wait, bing bing bong bing bing" in his Fjerdan accent with a straight face and completely deadpan.