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[In Stars and Time] some siffrins some loops…
#the outfit sifs wearing… id like to think isa made them that after post game#like i dont think sif cares enough about himself to like go out of their way to find smth fancy to wear#they wore the same cloak for a decade+#also hear me out. satyr loop. little hoppidy bastard (affectionate#with a tail and all to be extra annoying to sif <3#isat#in stats and time#siffrin#isat loop#art#crowberri.png
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Penelope could easily be painted as the damsel yearning for her lover, the woman without much agency waiting for her husband to come home (which of course we all know she isn't, she is a literal and metaphorical queen), and in a lesser story*) she might have been cast into that stereotype. I think that is why I love her almost yelling "You're mine" at Odysseus in WYFILWMA.
It is so possessive and decisive, ruling out any "buts". It perfectly underlines her steadfastness, her loyalty, her agency. She claims Odysseus as hers without question once she knows it is really him, that he is finally back home. She is seemingly offended that Odysseus even suggests that she might not accept him after how much he has changed. (She will make her own mind up about that, thank you very much, and said mind has been made up for 20 years btw)
It is not only that Odysseus has come home and now she chooses him. No, she has been choosing him over and over and over for the past 20 years with every action she took. It is not him coming back that now puts her in the position to choose him - it only reveals that choice, that there never was another choice other than Odysseus. Which leads me to my honorable mention:
Ody: "[...] You’ve been waiting for love."
Pen: "I've been waiting for you."
Penelope definitely had a surplus of suitors (108) and even if their motives might have been questionable, she could have easily found a new husband if that was what she wanted, maybe even one that genuinely loved her. But Penelope's love is Odysseus. Love for her is synonymous with him. No one else is even worth considering, she would rather be alone or even die before she gives any other man the time of day.
tldr; I love love LOVE the wording in WYFILWMA, how it shows how Penelope is just not taking this shit from her husband. She knows what she wants and that is Odysseus, even if it is not the original model but the slightly banged up version, the heavily traumatized, now with grey hairs probably, war criminal, ruthless god torturer version of her husband.
Because he is still her husband, goddamn it.
This might very well not make much sense bc I am insane over them currently
*) "lesser story" is not referring to the odyssey or saying epic is better than the odyssey, I mean to compare them both to any completely different work (or franchise if you will) that does not give characters agency where they should have it
#pen is like “you are mine whether you like it or not”#“nothing you can fuckin do about it you are mine you bastard”#also. i imagine the question of “what kind of things did you do” is more akin to a#*sighs* “go on tell me what you did” *knows it will not have any bearings on her accepting him fully*#maybe even a cheeky eyeroll#“you are so incredibly wrong if you think I would wait for you all these years”#“and not fully embrace you as you are now - now that I have you back at last”#also i would not rule it out that pen kinda loves how he fought tooth and nail to get back home to them#not what it cost him (them) but his iron will to be with his wife and son again#even if that means he has to brutalitze a god over it and sacrifice all his crew/friends/comrades#“the man that he is” *lip bite* - pen probably#epic the musical#the ithaca saga#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#odysseus#penelope#epic penelope#odypen#your honor I love them#they are so so perfect for each other#they so deserve each other (affectionate)
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I swear to god these two are going to Kill Me
#private nightmares#project ghostlight#aabria iyengar#luis carazo#katie and eddie's fucking Interaction in the first half of episode five. Losing My Mind#they simply don't miss!#katie attempting to use dominate... The Character Of All Time#and eddie not getting mad at her about it (at least not visibly)! that could have gone So Many Ways!#hare.txt#project ghostlight spoilers#private nightmares spoilers#look at that mischievous grin. brujah thin-blood bastard man (affectionate)
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It's been some time since I drew anything for this AU, I missed it ^^
Closer look below the cut!
#submas#submas au#subway bosses#subway boss ingo#ingo#pokemon ranger ingo au#subway boss emmet#emmet#champion emmet#pokemon ranger#pokemon oc#hana oc#my art#I should draw them more this au is so so tasty#I really missed drawing for it#sneasel looks innocent and cute but it's a bastard /affectionate#emmet's just excited to reintroduce ingo to all their train trivia once they're reunited
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SILCO FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING AFTER SEASON 2 ACT 1?
#everytime his name was mentioned i jumped for joy#im eating up all the crumbs we're getting#suprised there hasn't been a Silco hallucination from Jinx yet tho#RIVER SCENE WAS CRAZY ALSO#professional yapper#ugly rat bastard#/affectionate#silco#arcane silco#silco and jinx#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#lol#leauge of legends#arcane s2#arcane season 2 act 1#Netflix#rat bastard#text post#text#discussion
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Now, I'm not usually this passionate about my opinions, but if you love one (or seven) but hate the other(s), you don't understand Bowser and his army.
He would not like for them to genuinely hate each other. Sure, siblings can get into fights, but they should stick up for each other.
Sure, Junior's the odd one out, and the Koopalings aren't biologically related to Bowser, but they're all siblings at the end of the day.
side note i just realized it's a fucking portmanteau of koopa and sibling(s) after 16 fucking years of being a koopaling fan
They all have actual personalities.
Nepo-baby, spoiled brat, wants to be loved, wants to make his dad proud, likes to paint, likes robotics
Mischievous, lazy, smartass, cunning
Pure of heart and dumb of ass, passionate, loyal, but don't piss him off
Stubborn, egotistical, more serious but still a bit silly, quick to anger, materialistic
Silly, smart but still a dumbass, absolute fucking nerd, likes to entertain, likes robotics
Cool, mean, egotistical, obnoxious show-off
Happy-go-lucky, not a clown but the entire circus, shares a brain cell with two of his younger brothers, childish
More mature, smart but still a dumbass, egotistical, stubborn, easily annoyed, musically inclined
Obviously I develop all their personalities more in my fan creations, but they have base personalities to work with.
I personally think Iggy helps Junior with robotics :3
#spade yells into the void#a whole bunch of bastards#bowser jr#koopalings#tv tropes#these losers (affectionate) are kind of a package deal even if nintendo doesn't treat them that way#also fuck you nintendo the koopalings are still bowser's kids to me#can't we all just get along?
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On one hand I fully believe Victor Creed is a kinky bastard who enjoys all kinds of sex with his partners and probably enjoys some extreme hard, rough and outlandish kinds of acts you can think of. Guy is over 100years old and has likely been around many different blocks in his time and is probably open to trying new things that seem exciting and dangerous.
He probably has:
a biting kink (though unless his partner has a healing factor he can’t really go all out with it :( )
Dominance kink (you can’t tell me this guy doesn’t like to be on top and in control and also have someone boss him around every now and then)
Strength kink (he likes to pick people up and show off okay?)
And probably likes things hard and likes to go for a very long time 😏 though he would always be down for a quickie
However on the other hand:
I reckon Victor would like nothing more than to wake up next to someone and kiss them slowly in the morning light. I fully believe he would love having slow soft sex with his partner, taking his time with no need to rush or anything. Just the two of them together in his bed feeling safe and warm and all those fuzzy things he never gets to feel
I bet that if given the chance he would gladly curl up at his partners knees while they sit on the couch reading, just wanting to be close and enjoy their presence. I bet he would love nothing more than to curl into bed with them and be a little spoon for once. He would love to focus on them on their pleasure in their soft moments. I think it would make him feel good. Like he was doing something right when he gets them to moan and sigh his name. He’d probably go all mushy and silly in his chest if they pulled him into their chest and told him they love him.
Him, the big bad sabretooth. That they love him for all that he is and want him to be the best man he could be, not the man is expected to be.
And now I, a poor fanficton writer, don’t know which one I want to write.
Kinky Sabretooth having rough sex with his partners or strangers. Sex in bathrooms and in alleyways. Meet ups in motel rooms or on missions. Quick, fast, rough and a lil bloody kind of smut.
Or!
Slow gentle sex. Soft kisses and warm hands. Waking up next to each other. Moonlight dinners by candlelight and a shared bed. Soft core porn with feels.
😤😤😤
Maybe I should do both. Maybe I should have some fun and mix it up. Idk I just love him okay? He is very fun to play with and I wanna write all the things.
Urgh writing is hard
#sabretooth#victor creed#I could fix him I say#or I can make him worse#one of these days I am going to write a full character examination on him#because I have many thoughts and feels on this bastard man (affectionate)#maybe I should find a kinktober prompt list and write out all the things with him? 🧐#or maybe I should do something productive with my time? nah
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The naming convention of the three main Cancer Gold Saints are so interesting. Deathmask, Deathtoll and Manigoldo, manigoldo is an Italian word having different meanings like executioner, rascal, scoundrel. Like, yeah perfect names for people who have powers related to death
#also it's so funny that apparently they're all italians#also he calls himself executioner manigoldo in his flashback which is redundant#anyway cancer gold saints are all so interesting they're all bastards (affectionate)#and don't have normal names#saint seiya#the lost canvas#cancer deathmask#cancer deathtoll#cancer manigoldo#saint seiya posting
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someone on my dash posted something that started with "killing twitch with my bare hands" and i was like NOOO WHAT DID THEY DO?? before realizing they were talking about the streaming platform
HFJDKFHVGJFCJH ok but to be fair i agree i would also kill twitch with my bare hands
i would do this to them. smacking them like a bug for annoying crimes
#inquiries#Anonymous#i mean this all so affectionately i love my horrible bastard pirate#however there are probably many reasons to kill twitch with your bare hands#this made me laugh ty anon xD#fredspeaks#thank you petpetgenerator for giving me smacking gif on demand
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why were you digging? what did you bury? before those hands pulled me from the earth
#good omens#ineffable husbands#hozier#my edits#text edit#f15#i'm sure this has been as done to death as from eden and take me to church but it was calling to me#crowley believing that all this time aziraphale has been turning rocks over trying to find an angel hiding under them#and has been disappointed to just keep on finding nothing but the snake over and over again#(of course it's not so plainly cruel as that and there is SO much love there but damn. brutal.)#ouhfgfbfhgf i love when characters do something so incredibly fucked up and hurtful and then have to somehow come back from it#the purest simplest most quintessential distillation of my blorbo formula#god’s perfect woobie#bastard [affectionate]
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begging their mom to keep a dog they found i swear
#im so sick of them all#/affectionate#my goobers#josh sauchak#marcus holloway#sitara dhawan#i love you sitara#raymond kenney#rat bastard fuck
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/makes a handsome mad scientist that specializes in tickle-torture & mind control
/said mad scientist soon becomes my hyperfixation and overtakes all my TK-related thoughts
/surprised Pikachu face
❌🔞MINORS AND NO AGE IN PROFILE DNI. This is a NSFW blog, you will be blocked on sight. (More DNIs in Pinned post.)🔞❌
#yall I dunno what I expected to happen lmaoo#makes an OC that meets my kink standards#me: “OH NO HE'S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS”#I fucking hate this bastard (affectionate)#Victor#Victor Hawkins#mad scientist#mad scientist OC#OC Kink
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the latest in a long line of D&D characters ! ! ! please meet outis, my archaic warforged paladin ! ! ! they were originally built to find patterns in chaos and help guide travelers through hazardous places where rules are few and far between, though a recent expedition gone awry seems to have put an end to its career
even still, they're still on a journey to some place far, far away, though no one seems to know where—least of all outis w
doodle of how we usually end up drawing them in the ms paint session notes below the cut w
#miodoodledavinci#the unending agony i went through when i realized i was going to have to learn how to draw a horse for this build KJLSFHKHSLFK#listen i've wanted to play a centaur since forever and i just figured a big metal centaur would be easier to draw#(i was wrong)#anyway i'd post more about them but my partner follows me on here and i can't spoil things for him ksjdfhgklhd#all you need to know is it has a -2 dex mod and is apparently snarky as hell JSHLKHSFJK#sassy vaguely posh british bastard (affectionate)#oh also i had fun rendering the copper on this one w#oxidized copper my beloved <3#the coolest emerald division
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Some drawings I did while on the road trip plus a drawing of my bastard son genshin oc renaître
#why did i draw so much#sigh#i hate my son he is very ugly i hope he falls over (hes very dramatic)#i could post a whole thing about his background and story#i know i posted some stuff about him but idk if it got any attention#rené you bastard#(affectionate)#time to tag all the characters..#resident evil#resident evil village#re8#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#mia winters#devil may cry#dmc#nero#vergil#honkai star rail#hsr#sunday#metal gear solid#mgs#mgsv#kazuhira miller#revolver ocelot#genshin impact#genshin oc#renaître de épreuves#starting a tag for him
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Bastion Edit | Sonne | X-Men '97
#sebastion gilberti#x men 97 bastion#x men 97#x men bastion#bastion#I made this 'cause against my best wishes I fell for him#and the lack of edits forced me to learn how to make an edit myself#I know he's one of the biggest red flags there is but all I see is my favorite color purple lmao#Anyway I noticed in Bastion tags that some people also love this bastard (affectionate)#so even though this isn't the best edit I still thought I should share 'cause maybe it'll make someone's day#(btw Sonne audio edit is by nxphilimaudios if someone's curious)
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Hey do yous want to see my favourite bit from the first Thor film? It's this bit:

What's going on here? Why would anyone be standing behind that big gold pillar for any reason other than to slink out from behind it? There's nothing there! Not even the sinister shadows that I suspect were supposed to be on that part of the set.

Oh ho ho, here we go, here we goooooo!!!



Oh yeah, I absolutely 100% trust whatever this lad's about to say. That's the least shifty approach I've ever seen in my life. He barely even skulked.


Listen to him, Thor! I don't care what he's saying to you, it's definitely good advice whatever it is. See how he's leaning towards you in a completely un-conspiratorial manner, speaking quietly because he knows you're a sensitive type who gets nervous around loud noises. This is really good advice. You can tell because he looks so earnest.

Oh and here come some witnesses! I mean your friends!

You can safely ignore whatever he's saying now though, Thor. He's obviously got a bit intimidated by the success that lies ahead when you carry out this amazing plan that you've just come up with all by yourself after he suggested it.

Oof, he's very against you doing that thing that you're about to do! He's sooooo disappointed with the way this is going. He's just said it's madness! In a loud, clear voice that should have carried across the room quite well.
I wonder if any of the witnesses overheard that part of the conversation?

Aye. Aye, they did :)
#no really i love this bit#this is true cinema. this is art. this is making me want to check if my purse is still where i left it.#that's why i get a bit sad when people tell me loki was just lurking behind that pillar because it has such a nice view of the sunset#if i'm supposed to conclude from this scene that loki was entirely innocent at this point then someone's fucked up quite badly here.#i mean aside from thor. thor's definitely fucked up quite badly here. he's fucked up by listening to slinky mcslinkface.#all that later drama could have been avoided if only this room hadn't had huge pillars along one side that a person could lurk behind :'(#why were you even standing there in the first place you shifty wee bastard (affectionate)?!#thor (2011)#mcu tag
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