#Assaulted Nuts
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kwebtv · 2 years ago
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William Sadler, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Wayne Knight, Elaine Hausman, Cleo Rocos and Daniel Peacock in "Assaulted Nuts"
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tomorrowusa · 10 months ago
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In yet another demonstration of his advancing dementia, Donald Trump accused Kamala Harris of being "horrible" to Mike Pence. Seriously.
This is the same Donald Trump who, on 06 January 2021, attempted a coup by stirring up a mob of terrorists to assault the US Capitol. Many of the Trump terrorists chanted "Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!" and even built a gallows at the Capitol.
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As far as I can tell, Kamala Harris never threatened to hang Mike Pence; nor did she ever attempt a coup.
Donald Trump has drawn ridicule and accusations of hypocrisy after accusing Kamala Harris of mistreating Mike Pence, the former vice-president who his supporters said should be hanged during the January 6 insurrection that he incited. The Republican’s nominee’s comments came in an interview with Fox News, when he also singled out Harris’s 2018 cross-examination of Brett Kavanaugh during Senate confirmation hearings after Trump, then president, nominated him as a justice on the US supreme court. “They say she has many deficiencies, but she’s a nasty person,” Trump told the interviewer, Mark Levin. “The way she treated Mike Pence was horrible. The way she treats people is horrible. The way she treated Justice Kavanaugh in that hearing – in the history of Congress, nobody’s been treated that way.” Trump’s comments prompted a response from Harris’s campaign, which appeared to interpret it an example of age-related confusion and evidence that the former president, who is 78 and now the oldest presidential candidate in US history following Joe Biden’s withdrawal, is in mental decline.
That was being generous. Describing Weird Donald as being in "mental decline" is like saying that the Titanic had an "unanticipated mishap" on its way to New York.
Weird Donald is a stark raving lunatic with woolly caterpillars in the brain which would easily rival the worm in RFK Jr.'s head.
On the morning of the 6 January 2021 Capitol attack, Trump reportedly told Pence: “You can either go down in history as a patriot, or you can go down in history as a pussy.” Later, with the crowd baying for the vice-president’s blood, Trump allegedly told aides that “Mike Pence deserves it”. Last year, Trump renewed his assault against Pence at a time when the former vice-president – who has refused to endorse his current presidential bid – was running for the Republican nomination, calling him “delusional” and “not a very good person”.
Voting for Trump makes people accomplices to inducing national insanity.
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hotgirlgarak · 10 months ago
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this show is just wall to wall livejournal era whump. and they aired it on cbs prime time.
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thewwshow · 2 years ago
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Brittany Renner Goes Nuts Sexually Assaults Charleston White (Live)
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kwebtv · 2 years ago
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Assaulted Nuts - Cinemax / Channel 4 - April 17, 1984 - November 17, 1984 US / January 17, 1985 - February 28, 1985 UK
Sketch Comedy (13 episodes)
Running Time: 30 minutes
Stars:
Tim Brooke-Taylor (season 1)
Elaine Hausman (season 1)
William Sadler
Daniel Peacock
Cleo Rocos
Wayne Knight
Barry Cryer
Emma Thompson (season 2)
Gail Matthius (season 2)
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ramseyr · 1 year ago
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Jesus fuckchrist and they think Christina's bad.
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mirielvairenen · 11 months ago
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“In the spring of the year, at the time when kings go off to war” is a weird phrase to hear, especially when you’re a SCAdian gearing up for Pennsic.
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tsuki-in-faerun · 9 months ago
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i will also say that as a medic, sometimes you fuck up! it can be in very small ways like accidentally causing an abrasion by moving someone a little too roughly or it can be in big ways that actually result in someone dying. that's why we have things like licensure review boards and ethics committees in hospitals. they don't always have the best interests of the patient in mind in practice, but they are intended to be able to find true negligence vs a simple mistake/ending up on the wrong side of the odds for success.
beyond that, i feel like a lot of folks who have a problem with k after episode 2 have never been asked to keep showing up and be accountable after committing a really bad mistake. sometimes you have to find a way to reconciliation because there are no throw away people. you cannot cut off and/or exile everyone in a small community. trust me, it is actually insanely, exponentially harder to have to face the people you hold in esteem after doing something that hurt them and work to make it better.
first of all k Tanaka has done nothing wrong ever in their life
Also I think something missing in all readings of her intentions is what we learn about Evan right before: since his passengers are gone they don’t heal him anymore.
Is there a touch of ‘I can fix him’? Absolutely. But this is not s1 K, this is not xx_BrokenDream_xx. This is K who saw something she and her friends do with the best of intentions break something in the world. This is K who has taken such stringent responsibility for the consequences of that action that they isolated themselves from everyone and everything for the past three years. This is K, facing down her ex-boyfriend and one of her closest friends and seeing again that something done with good intentions years ago, chasing away Evan’s passengers, has had this unintended harmful consequence that he has to live with. It’s not about fixing him, it’s not about something wrong with him at all. It’s not about Evan healing wrong now, it’s about how he would have healed right three years ago. It’s about being unable to face the fact that good actions continue to have negative ramifications and needing to make them go away.
And then they reach out with good intentions again to fix the consequences of old good intentions, and the cycle repeats horrifically.
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qupritsuvwix · 1 year ago
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karmaphone · 1 year ago
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am I having a berenstein bears moment
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sweetlikemonie · 10 months ago
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𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆
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content warnings: 18+ minors dni, early morning off the wake up sex, choking, unprotected sex (wrap it up), cream pie, dirty talk, use of mama, mami, baby & daddy twice (2x), connie refers to your pussy as “she” once.
author’s note: a drabble (that was rushed and got a bit longer than intended), loosely based off this tweet as well as an experience of mine cause i miss him 🥲 decided to go with connie for this. first post tho lmk how y’all like it lol.
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You stirred awake at the sound of Connie’s 4am alarm, signaling he had to leave soon. He was always on the road doing whatever he did for work, but never missed the opportunity to push up on you when he could. Though you were awake, you could still hear the faint snoring of him behind you. You hated when those damn alarms woke up everyone else but the person they were supposed to.
“Con, your alarm.” You reached your arm back to push at his chest, though a feeble ass attempt because you were still half asleep. It must’ve worked since you felt him turn over to hit the snooze on his phone, before feeling his tattooed arm wrap around your shoulders, and the other your waist; pulling you tight against his chest.
“Morning mama. You sleep good?” His deep voice spoke against the side of your neck, placing a small kiss where his face rested. You nodded as you whispered back, “Good morning. You woke me up.”Feeling your skin heat up at the sound of his morning voice. He didn’t have to do much of anything to turn you on, he could be making himself a sandwich and you’d immediately feel a wetness pooling in your underwear. And it was definitely mutual, Connie was infatuated with you. He would live in your skin if he could.
Your hips started to shift as you rocked back against his pelvis, flashbacks of just a few hours earlier with his face between your legs hitting you like a pound of bricks. His free hand pressed moved slowly from your waist to the outside of your underwear, groaning to himself softly at the feeling of how damp and warm they felt. He loved how you were always so wet for him.
“I’m sorry mami.” He kissed at your neck again, his hand trailing slowly down your chest, fingers tracing your nipples, and his neck kisses turning into slow sucking. “What’re you doing? Don’t you need to leave Connie?” You spoke through low moans, trying to navigate all of the sensations at once. You felt him literally everywhere.
Connie chuckled lowly, pausing at his assault on your neck. “I gotta be in you before I go. I feel you pushing back on me baby, just lift that leg up for daddy.”
You do as you’re told, lifting your leg and wrapping your arm under your thigh. Connie released himself from his boxers, his morning wood standing tall and thick hitting against his stomach.
His dick was just as pretty as the rest of him. Tan at the base and shaft, with a slight pink tip that burned red whenever he was hard as a rock. He wasted no time as he slipped inside of you, the stretch was painful but oh so satisfying. It had been a minute since y’all had last seen each other, but he knew you’d get used to him in no time.
Connie’s hips rocked in and out at a slow pace so you could feel every vein and inch he had to offer. A hand came to wrap around your neck, the restriction of airflow causing you to grip his girth tightly. His lips rested against the side of your neck. “I missed digging this pussy out. She always gets so fucking sloppy for me.” He grunted, you were literally dripping down his dick, your wetness starting to fall on your thighs the more he fucked into you.
Your eyes were shut in pure bliss. Moans and whimpers slipping out of your mouth quietly, you tried to not make too much noise but you loved talking nasty to him back. It made him nut quicker and fuck better.
“You making me feel so good baby. R-right there.” His hand reached around to toy around with your clit, rubbing slow but rough circles that begin to make your head spin.
“Yeah? Don’t hold back from me.” You could hear him smirking behind you before he swiftly pulled out. You huffed at the sudden loss before you felt him turn you to face him and lift both of your legs to your chest, the pudge of your tummy and the fat of your pussy peaking through the little sliver of space between your thighs. “Hold them hands right there and look at me.” He spoke lowly, your eyes flicking up to his intimidating gaze.
Connie held your eye contact for a few seconds before he looked back down at your pussy, letting a big glob of spit fall from his lips to your clit. He immediately pressed his tip against your clit, stroking back and forth making you to throw your head back.
Plat! Plat! Plat! was the sound of his spit and your slick mixed together as he repeatedly knocked the head of his dick against your clit. “That feel good don’t it mami? You want it?” You nodded your head, with a bat of your eyelashes and bottom lip in between your teeth. “I want it baby. I want you in me so bad.” How could he say no to that face of yours?
He slipped in again, a loud hiss leaving his mouth as he eased into your wetness. He wasted no time as his pace quickened and deepened in you. His hands rested on the back of your thighs, pushing your legs against your chest so you had no choice but to take his harsh and deep strokes. You wrap your arms around his neck and pull him closer to you, lips touching the outside of his ear. You could feel yourself getting closer to your climax and you wanted him to hear every bit of it.
“I’m gonna cum daddy. All on that dick.” You muttered lowly, licking the shell of his ear. You felt Connie shudder inside of you, his pace faltering just for a second before he got back in his zone. He began angling his hips, planning to reach a spot deeper inside you, he refused to let you one up him. “Yeah? Finna make a mess? Wet me up I wanna feel that shit. ” His hand gripped at your jaw, lifting your head up to bring your lips to his. He kissed you sloppily, tongue darting out to swipe across your bottom lip.
You felt a pressure building up in your stomach, you were so close you could taste it. His hand found your clit again, rubbing steadily at your clit, sloppy kisses being placed on your neck. He drilled relentlessly at your g-spot.
You panted heavily, your hands gripping tightly at the sheets. “Fuck baby! M’cumming!” You cried out, back arching off the bed, your eyes fluttering as you creamed all over him. It was the hardest you had ever came.
He continued his pace, the feeling of you clenching against him so tightly triggering his release sooner than he planned. “Shit pretty. You gone let me cum in that pussy? I don’t wanna pull out.”
You nodded mindlessly. “Gimme that nut baby.” You don’t know what came over you. Sex talk was definitely dangerous and put you in sticky situations but you’d think about the consequences to your actions later. All you cared about in that moment was feeling everything Connie had to give you.
It was all the confirmation he needed before he gave you a few more strokes, each one getting more sloppier than the last, letting you know he was close to cumming. “Ah s-shitttt!” He hissed lowly, shallowly stroking as he released the rest of his load into you. He pulled out of you slowly, watching his cum pour out of you right behind him. You both lay there limp and naked, panting softly as you came down from your highs.
“Am I forgiven mami?” Connie broke the silence after a few minutes. When you didn’t respond immediately he glanced over at disheveled appearance, chest rising slowly as you snored slightly. He chuckled as pulled the covers against your body. “Put that ass to sleep.”
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foldingfittedsheets · 1 year ago
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My friend @supernovasolace has been sharing some stories from their partner G’s eating habits and each one is funnier than the last so I finally begged permission to write about it and they both agreed. His actual permission was: “I want you to make whatever art your heart desires. Get as weird with it as you want, give me a fever dream.” This man is so much funnier than I could ever be.
The first story shared with me was fairly innocuous. The couple likes to split up who gets the last crumblies in bags of treats. If they polish off a thing of chocolates one of them gets to tip the bag back and inhale the ghostly whispers of flavor left in the container.
But the item in question was one of those tubs of chocolate salted caramels from Costco.
“Can I finish this?” He asked.
“Go nuts,” they said.
It’s worth noting that N knew this was a terrible idea but it didn’t occur to them to warn him. They simply accepted that their partner wanted to take a face full of sea salt.
He threw back the container and was immediately assaulted get it with the massive granules of salt instead of the chocolate dust he’d been hoping for.
He coughed and choked while N started laughing hysterically and realized a moment too late that he didn’t think about the contents before tossing it back.
But today they shared another story. They were settled up in bed. He was making eye contact with N when he popped a catnip Greenie treat into his mouth. The horror, they informed me, was instantaneous.
“Worse than the caramel salt?” I asked.
“So much worse. Because he did this in a bizarre power play and committed way too hard to the bit.”
When I asked his motivation the sum of it was that he’d been compelled by forces outside his control. He simply obeyed the exhortations of his soul. As a result he stared into his partners soul as tears and regret filled his eyes with each crunch.
The best thing though was that apparently one day N came home to find G in the workshop. He was crouched over an array of M&M’s like a mad scientist, X-acto knife in hand. But he only had green and yellow on his operating table. He was carefully cutting each color in half and sticking yellow to green in a freakish Frankenstein of green and yellow candy coating.
According to N it was a not insignificant number of candies that had been surgically spliced together, an assembly line of confectionary madness.
When they asked what he was doing he informed them he was, “Making Sprite flavor.”
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heirloomgem · 11 months ago
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In which Jinwoo can be sly in ways he didn’t expect just for her
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Disclaimer: I don’t own anything except for my characters and plot. I’ve taken inspiration from Momo Art's comic.
Warning: Cockro- I’m not even going to say it. Sly Jinwoo😭
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Y/n is Jinwoo’s childhood friend. He has met her since they moved right next to their apartment. 
If Jinwoo were asked to describe Y/n, he would describe her as a mountain. Unmoved by anything, steady and strong, mentally and emotionally. 
She has been a mountain for both Jinwoo and Jinah. Despite losing their parents under different circumstances, she has been there for them, in good and bad times.
She’s a strong woman, Jinwoo thought.
She has given him strength when he thought he couldn’t go on and to his sister, a mother figure to lean on.
She’s also kind. 
Growing up with a kind family, who has been kind to them when they needed help, it's no surprise she grew into such a beautiful person.
She has also been a constant in Jinwoo’s life. Even though at one point, Jinwoo thought of her as a stubborn and reckless person. 
He still remembers when he was still called the weakest hunter, the lowest in his rank.
One moment he was being insulted after a raid for getting injured before a blurred figure passed him. The next, he saw Y/n harshly grabbing the hunter’s shirt, snarling and swearing to the point even a sailor would be embarrassed. She almost choked the poor guy as well.
She had come on her own, carrying his lunch which he had forgotten when she saw how Jinwoo was being mistreated. This made her snap and charge recklessly, not even bothering that the guy was a hunter.
Soon, a scream of anguish erupted throughout the area as the man crouched down, holding his family jewels. Y/n kicked the guy in the nuts when he tried to pry and cursed at her.
The surrounding people and Jinwoo instinctually clutch their private area, trembling and paling at the sight. The guy was on his knees, mouth foaming and twitching.
Needless to say, it was chaotic after. Y/n was on the verge of being charged with assault if it weren’t for people stepping out and telling their grievances to the officer about the man. This guy has been insulting and assaulting people, especially female hunters. 
In the end, the case was dismissed and forgotten. The guy, whose balls are still in pain, was fired as a hunter and got charged instead.
It was also the first time Y/n learned that a cute and timid animal can be scary. She trembled when Jinwoo scolded her with a cold close-eyed smile once they got home.
Y/n remembered her auntie being an ice queen with a scary smile whenever she got angry at Jinwoo's father. She guesses blood doesn’t lie, like mother like son.
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Y/n is strong however there are times when she’s not. 
Whether to laugh or question the universe, Jinwoo couldn’t help but choose the former when he recall such a moment.
It was a normal day for the three of them and a rare day off for Jinwoo. He had a few days off to rest before he could participate again since he got injured from his last raid.
It might have been because of the summer heat, causing everything to feel humid when that thing came out.
Jinwoo, y/n, and his sister were lounging in the living room, relaxing when Y/n felt something crawling at her legs. Long spiny and hairy legs were felt on her skin.
Y/n breath shallowed and her body turned cold from the foreboding feeling. Lifting her head, two small black beady eyes stared back at her.
A piercing shriek echoed in the living room, shocking both siblings. 
Quickly looking at Y/n, Y/n stood up so fast she stumbled over and started thrashing around, causing it to fly overhead. (y/n refuses to say its name).
Seeing it, Jinah didn’t hesitate and screamed at the top of her lungs, joining her noona. (Jinah refuses to name the thing as well.) Immediately, taking cover.
Jinwoo stood up also when, suddenly, he found it hard to breathe.
Y/n had rammed into him and put her arms around him. If it were any other situation, Jinwoo would have enjoyed it. However, with how hard Y/n is gripping him, he’s sure he would die from this instead of the monsters he always faced.
Y/n called his name and he looked behind. 
With teary eyes, she pleaded, “Jinwoo, please kill it .” 
Jinwoo's lips twitched, feeling his ears burn and his cheeks flush. It’s illegal to look so cute while saying such disturbing words, he thought. Both things don’t match at all.
His sister screamed at him, this time without any reservation as it flew near her. This snapped Jinwoo from his dazed.
Jinwoo complained under his breath at his sister before he got to work but with difficulty as y/n clung to him. Yelling and hugging him tighter, when it got too close to them, his sister was not helping at all as she also screamed the whole time.
Can’t say he didn’t enjoy the whole fiasco though. Just recalling Y/n hugging him made him giddy and energetic for the next few days even if he started working again. The whole time they raid a dungeon, a silly smile stayed on his lips even when he got injured.
The other hunters couldn't help but secretly doubt that he might have finally lost it.
Now as an S-rank, witnessing such a similar event and feeling his darling’s arms around him as she clung for dear life. Jinwoo thoroughly enjoyed this bizarre situation. 
With only his pants on and shirtless, Jinwoo just finished taking a bath when all the chaos occurred and he found himself being tackled.
That thing was flying all over the place, crawling and stopping at a place before flying again.
This time, Jinwoo took his time to kill it.  Completely enjoying having his darling arms around him. 
Immersed with his darling, it didn’t even bother Jinwoo when his sister almost fainted from fright when it got too close to her.
Without his shirt, Jinwoo directly felt her body, Y/n skin is so soft compared to his and so warm. He could even feel his darling's brea-,Jinwoo cough, quickly interrupting his thoughts. He felt his cheeks blushing.
However once Jinwoo finished the job, he felt his darling’s arms swiftly disappear as she ran away from the bug’s corpse that Jinwoo was about to dispose of.
Jinwoo quickly missed his darlings embrace. Unfortunately, he can’t complain since he hasn’t confessed nor are they in a relationship yet.
He could only wait for such a situation again but it's so rare and only when it's summer do these critters come out.
Throwing the bug into the trash can along with the paper he used, that’s when an idea hit Jinwoo.
For a long moment, he eyed the corpse before him.
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It wasn’t long before such a situation occurred again and again. Every time, it just so happens that Y/n is in their apartment and it just so happens that Jinwoo is there. It also just so happens that thing appeared even though it's already the beginning of autumn.
Patting his darling's head, Jinwoo comforted and openly hugged her as she trembled in fear.
 Jinwoo thought, it couldn’t be helped since his darling may be strong but there are times when she’s also weak especially when it comes to it. 
He still found it cute no matter what.
Meanwhile, his sister, who has been sitting on the couch, throughout the whole thing, looks at him incredulously. 
Jinah had been suspicious of that accursed thing when it started appearing every time her noona came to visit and, conveniently, her brother was always there.
Her suspicion grew stronger when it never once approached her at all. One time when she decided that it was safe, Jinah observed it and realized that that thing had become her brother’s shadow soldier.
She saw purple highlights on its body similar to her brother's other soldiers. And her brother shamelessly used it to scare her noona nonstop so he could hug her to his heart's content
Jinah had half the mind to shout at her brother when her brother glanced at her.
Smirking before putting a finger in front of his lips, a gesture for her to stay silent before he went back to comforting his darling.
Jinah screamed in her heart in disbelief ‘What a sly sadistic evil man!’
She couldn't decide whether she should pray for her future sister-in-law from that thing or from her brother.
A/n: Thank you for reading. Please don’t hesitate to tell me what you think of sly Jinwoo.
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Extra:
Igris: He felt tormented whether he should praise his liege or feel pity for their Lady's suffering.
Meanwhile the other shadows…
Beru: “As expected of our liege!”
Bellion: "Quite clever, my liege."
Other soldiers: Just happily cheering for their king without a thought.
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dckweed · 3 months ago
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something something something old man!price who can’t really get it up as often anymore (but when he does, oh it’s so glorious!) and yeah he could “take the little blue pills for you love, but you need something now, don’tcha?” such a needy, young little thing you are..he sees you oggling his squad when they’re over, saw the way you bit your lip when Johnny took his shirt off the other day at the backyard barbecue you held for their summer leave..saw the way your thighs clenched together, the dark patch of slick that coated your thin bikini bottoms when you watched simon haul gaz over his shoulder like he was a sack of potatoes and toss him into the pool..you always did like being manhandled, even if you wouldn’t admit it because of how much extra pudge you carried around sometimes..he supposed he didn’t mind letting one of them handle you while he waited for his prescriptions, keep you occupied and stuffed full..which is how you wound up in this position, on your knees, ass up with ghost, or maybe it was Johnny (you’re too dazed to remember) pounding your pussy from behind, one large hand locking both of yours behind your back, using it as leverage to pull you back against him, ass clapping with every thrust. “atta girl, love, lettin’ my lieutenant fuck you like you needed, bein’ such a good girl f’me huh?” you can’t answer more than a muffled gargled whimper of noise, your mouth wrapped around his soft, chubby cock, keeping you occupied from being bratty like you were earlier. “she’s so damn tight, c’ptain,” simon, it was definitely simon, grunting above you, not stopping his brutal assault of your precious cunt as he chases his nut, you’d already cum a handful of times, it was his turn now. “s’fuckin wet dream, huh?” you hear your husband say, though the words barely register in your ears..a harsh smack to your ass, your hair is roughly grabbed and pulled up, your glossy eyes gazing upon the face of your husband, watching you intently as the life is practically fucked out of you but his subordinate. “gonna be my good little whore and make simon come, hm? he’s been so nice to you hasn’t he? makin’ you feel good while I can’t?” you nod, plump lips quivering as you do, your pussy clenching at his words, must’ve been all that simon needed too because next thing you know, your pussy is overflowing with cum, absolutely dripping out of you and the man hasn’t even pulled out yet, hasn’t finished cumming yet..”jesus riley, you tryna get her knocked up?” Simon grunts above you hands clenching your hips to hold you in place. “Be a sight to see your bosses wife fat and round with your kid, wouldn’t it?” your pussy clenches again, on the verge of cumming once more, whether it be from his words or Simon’s cock still filling you. “she seems to like that idea, s’a fuckin’ slut ain’t she?” you’re not sure when he pulls out or when he leaves, but somehow, you’re jolted back to reality by something warm and wet on your pussy, you jump, swatting at it (when did you flip onto your back?) only to be met with your husbands head, his mouth latched to your cunt as he slurps at the cum still spilling from it. “be a shame to waste it, eh love?”
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starkeyisthelastname · 1 year ago
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dealer!rafe x reader when he gets out of jail😵‍💫
get ready to get pounded 😜
Rafe had been in an out of jail many times, it wasn’t anything new to him. Drug trafficking, burglary charges, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder. Yet somehow him being Rafe Cameron, he got away with everything. His daddy was rich and powerful and so was he. He had the best lawyers and Ward may or may not have done some shady arrangements to always get Rafe’s charges cleared.
It was new for you though, and the last three weeks without him was starting to make you wonder if he was going to get out. You had only gotten to visit him once, wanting to cry at having to see your boyfriend wearing orange. He did make it look good though, white wife beater hung tightly against his broad chest and orange scrub pants that read Kildare County Jail in faded black letters, hugged his toned hips. He reassured you that he was fine and people knew better than to fuck with him in there.
After working some kind deal out with the DA, Rafe was a freeman again, and oh was he showing you just how much he missed you. Laid back against the king size bed, you were getting the best dick down a girl could ask for. He had had your legs bent back, knees nearly touching your chest as he pounded into you. Your head fell back, eyes fluttering closed as the pleasure was almost too much to handle. Almost 4 weeks without sex for the both of you, and the two you had a lot of making up to do.
“Daddy…” You mewled, a kitten like whine leaving your sparkly lips as your baby pink nails dug into the expensive sheets. He felt so fucking good, quite literally fucking you numb as he fucked the built up tension after being locked in a cell surrounded by men for the last few weeks.
You felt his hand grab your chin, forcing you to bring your eyes back to him all while his thrusts continued to abuse your wanting hole. “Keep those eyes on me ma, daddy wants to see your pretty face while he fucks you.” He breathed out.
Your long lashes fluttered back open, focusing on your man. He looked too good with the pricy chain back around his neck, toned abs flexing with each thrust, his cheeks pink from the building heat he was feeling in his gut. You couldn’t help but reach out to touch him, your acrylic nails running over his muscular arms as he held your curvy hips firmly. “Missed you… missed daddy’s dick.” You mumbled, earning a small laugh above you.
Rafe looked down, watching your pretty soaked hole creaming on his dick as he slid in and out. He had never had a girl to come home to after jail, always settling for some random hook up to get his nut in. But you were his princess, the same one that had the house cleaned, fresh clothes picked out for him, a meal cooked knowing he had only been eating shitty jail food for almost a month. Here you were making love to a thug, taking his pipe like a good girl not asking him shit about what he did or the kind of person he really was. He planned on making you his wife, you just didn’t know it yet.
“What the fuck have you done to me, baby girl.” He whispered, a low groan coming from his throat as he felt you clench down onto him.
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nova2kss · 5 months ago
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The air in the room was foggy and hot, a clear representation of what your mind was feeling like at the moment. Your wrist cuffed under your back, legs held open by your ex boyfriend eren jaeger. The bed sheets we’re well off the bed by now and the only thing that you could hear were his heavy breath slurping down on your sensitive clit, the cuffs rattling as you try to break from his grasp, and the loud moans he was stripping from your throat.
“Stop running baby, you know it never ends well”
A phrase that you’ve heard way to many times than you can count.
“I need this more than you do baby” he says as he continues his tongue assault on your pussy.
You whimpered out to him “Mmphh, p-please Ej a break, PLEASE!” The last word came out louder than intended as he plunged a finger into your sobbing hole.
And you thought the grip you hand on the sheets below you couldn’t get any tighter.
It felt as if he had knocked the air out your throat and the broken sobs you were giving out were a testament to your feeling.
“Ah-oh FUCK”
He lefts his head up, your juices flowing from the point of his nose down to his mustache, goatee, and chin.
His thumb now was rubbing your clit in replace of his tounge so he can talk you through your…3rd?? 4th??… you had no clue how many orgasms you’ve had now. It was all to much.
“I thought we were supposed to be doing this baby?”
“S-shut up mmph”
“You’re so wet baby, I want you to cum on my fingers this time”
The only thing that came out of your mouth were the songs of pleasure you were singing
You knew you were close, he knew you were close, no one knows your body like him.
“Cmon baby I feel it, nut for me baby please nut for me”
He really did sound like he needed that more than you
“I’m gonna cum for you baby fuckkkk”
He sped his fingers up as you begin to come undone, the wetness he heard made his face light up it was you both were so loud
“Yes baby fuck just like that” he encouraged you to squirt all over him and his bed. Ej is such a nasty man.
You couldn’t speak, the only thing you could do is moan as he worked his fingers through your pussy whispering sweet nothing into you.
He slowed down slowly rubbing your clit
“That’s it baby that’s it”
He took his fingers out soaked in your cum and Juices with a slap to your sore pussy
“I’m not done baby all fours”
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