#BITCH HELP ME
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wukong pisses me off. he pisses me off. someone save me from him. I'm in his evil monkey clutches he won't let go. I've thought about him everyday for 3 straight months.
#spacie spoinks#BITCH HELP ME#he would be so fuxking happy to constantly be on someone's mind like this#''ooh you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid''#headass#fucking help me#HES RIGHT!!! THATS THE PROBLEM HES RIGHT!!!#FALLS TO MY KNEES AND WAILS#ANYONE BUT HIM
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Imma go on a fucking rant soon about how Lance is discarded when Keith left. Probably if I get smart enough to put words down
#bitch help me#voltron#is it worth it?#begin again#send help#love you <3#I have so much to sayyy I’m not crying you are#ahhh
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baby i fall in love again come every summertime
#nimona#girl help nimona grabbed me by the neck and Gave me the Power#goldenheart#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister boldheart#ballister x ambrosius#nimona netflix#my art#did i mention that these bitches r childhood friends to lovers UUYGGGHHHAAAHHHHHH
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harry fails(?) a red check
#looooord help me i'm about to glomp this bitch#liked the idea of harry eventually being railroaded into a check he's too gone on kim to ever hope to pass. you like him so so much bud#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#harry disco elysium#kim disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harrykim#kimharry#chicken scratch
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Deep in the yaoi mines here folks
#ace attorney#ace attorney art#miles edgeworth#pheonix wright#narumitsu#wrightworth#aa#aa art#mitsunaru#god help me#these bitches gay#good for them
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AU where Eddie cracks his head off the ground and temporarily gets mind reading powers. He goes to school the next day thinking that this might actually be fun, and it is for a while.
And then he hears bloodcurdling screaming - except only he hears it so, “That’s in someone’s head?”
He follows the sound out down the hall, pass his own classroom. The screaming getting louder and louder until, “Steve Harrington?”
“Yeah?” Steve blinks back into reality in the back of his history class. The screaming dims but doesn’t go away. Steve’s still got those bruises on his face but otherwise doesn’t look distressed, “…You want something, Munson?”
“Um…um, no,” He says. “I - no. Nothing.”
Steve narrows his eyes and a whisper of a voice just under the screaming thinks Eddie is fucking with him.
Eddie barely acknowledges it because he’s stuck on how Steve looks normal. Not anguished. Not tortured. But normal. Bored.
“Well, uh. Well, I’ll see you around, Harrington.”
And Eddie means that too.
#Eddie tries to figure out what’s going on with Steve by reading his friends minds#but whereas it’s interesting that Carol is meaner in her mind than person and Tommy thinks way too much about his former friend i#and Jonathan’s mind is stuck in some OCD time loop about what he needs to do after school#and Nancy’s mind is just depressing as hell so he jumps out of there quickly#none of its helpful so now he has to befriend Steve himself (ughh)#post brought to you by me - mental illness in a trenchcoat#aka a bitch whose been screaming in their mind since grade school (something I found out 5yr ago was not the norm)#steve harrington#eddie munson
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in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting
bonus:
#death note#rookposting#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#i was like oh.. i should crosspost some of my dn shit to tumblr but idk if ive made enough posts to do a comp.#(searches for one second) ah fuck#shoutout to the lovely people who made appearances in this compilation by helping me#hope yall dont mind#by the way im also a pisces bitch so im allowed to say that about him.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Rio stretches her face towards Agatha the moment she is closest while walking around her?!
DID RIO WANT THE KISS AT THAT PRECISE INSTANT? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agatha rio kiss#kathryn hahn#marvel#aubrey plaza#oh god help me#that scary bitch#you wanna kiss her so badly
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much like my friend castiel, i too disappear for periods of time, only to return a bit later acting slightly odd & with generally less skills than when you last saw me
#I THINK THIS IS OKAY?! YEAH?! OKAY!!!!#everyone say thank you to my best friend#1. just generally bc he deserves it#2. us sharing his castiel only rewatch reminded me of how much i love this son of a bitch. so he was born#3. he always helps me with my drafts<3 art critic & guide of the year everyone clap for him ty#my art#spn#supernatural#castiel#spn art#spn fanart#supernatural fanart#castiel fanart#castiel art#supernatural art
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miqo'te ace comm from @where-does-the-heart-lie!! + a few doodles of my own w elezen sabo
#red’s art#one piece#ffxiv#ish#me combining my two biggest interest into one#portgas d ace#sabo#revolutionary sabo#flame emperor sabo#someday ill draw my own wol but hes an au ra... (punches the wall)#big thank u to whery again for the comm he turned out amazing and it helped me visualize him better#didnt draw luffy but hes like. monkey kid ala goku & zidane#they'd all be from tural bc theyre latino bitches. except ishgard is very similar to how goa works too so. shrugs#luffy and ace making fun of sabo bc no tail
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I drew this because of Sabrina Carpenter
SHout out to that one tumblr post that opened my eyes.
#rel'sart#doodles#thomas x orlok#blood rose#myart#The Hutters cannot escape this undead btchass#ellen hutter#thomas hutter#count orlok#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#Count Orlok may be grilled cheese but he can still get bitches#im tweaking rn sorry if I sound crazy#Lord help me#tholok#idk is that their other ship name#orlok x thomas
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cooking lessons
#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv fanart#sdv harvey#sdv gus#the context behind this is. um. this is probably from one of the mods i have installed but before i proposed to him i had a conversation#with him where he talked about absolutely fucking up on making homemade pickles and i thought back on it when i got to the point where he#asked what my favorite gift is and i was like. hmm i also like pickles irl and i like the idea of harvey running around pelican town to#get me a gift for our wedding so. harvey getting gus to help him make pickles :-)#i will be the happiest man on earth when i see him walk down that aisle with a jar of pickles#SORRY IM A FRUIT. WHATEVERRRRRRRRR#pn.art#likeee yeah i could set my fave gift as a rare item but also. im a sentimental fruity bitch who gets way too into video games. whatever.#kinda gave up on the shading halfway through so. eh#oh also yeah sure u can see it as ship art between them too literally have fun idc :-)
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AU where Jason was dead for 2 years longer than he was in canon
Leslie: The results are back. Jason, you’re physically two years younger than you should be.
Jason: You mean…
Tim, jumping out of his chair: YES!!!
Leslie: I’m sorry, Jason. Tim is physically older than you now.
Tim: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
Jason: This cannot be happening.
Tim, hugging him: Don’t worry, Jason. I’ll be the best big brother ever.
Jason, haunted: I’m going to ask the Joker to try again.
#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#tim drake#jason todd#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batfam quotes#incorrect jason todd#jason todd incorrect quotes#tim drake incorrect quotes#help the post isnt loading and im trapped in the tags#why did i do so many tags#my hubris has doomed me#if you can see this pray for me#for God has foresaken me but maybe He will listen to you#i cant get out#im trapped in this madness of my own creation#i beg of you to listen to me#can my screams reach your ears when you just keep scrolling past them#if i reload this will all be gone#but if i can kill and create in an instant#who cares about the life of one little post#perhaps i will destroy it all and rebuild from scratch#i’ll create a new world#a better world#a world where my fuCKING POSTS AUTOSAVE YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH COUNT YOUR DAYS TUMBLR COUNT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAYS#i need a post tag
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To further explain on the first one, I think he can't talk because he just ends up producing unintelligible noises and it kinda hurts for him to do it(?
#idk if that makes sense#if someone is smarter than me pls help#also they get no bitches Toby's just yapping#creepypasta#ticci toby#eyeless jack#jeff the killer
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It hurts to see a less sympathetic version of the Frankenstein creature than usual (no means no, mate) but at the same time his childlike entitlement and thought processes seem like a logical follow on from the Karloff version of the monster and for some reason I just love him being called Eric. The Bride is wonderful and it's nice to know someone was listening all those times I said "Give her a gun!"
#the bride of frankenstein as a complicated goth bitch who was undoubtedly manipulated by Victor is just *chef's kiss*#and heaven help me I love a ''fighting through time'' montage#creature commandos
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my laptop is broken so for the time being this is all i can offer yall 😞
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago kai#kai smith#kai ninjago#ninjago memes#ninjago artist#my art#ninjago headcanons#my laptop is being a bitch so i cant draw.#someone help me#I'll explode#digital art#artist of tumblr#artists on tumblr#raishifts
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