#HES RIGHT!!! THATS THE PROBLEM HES RIGHT!!!

[beaviu]

wrong table, right person .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖ — sjy

⋆˚꩜｡ 002 :: not so ready

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synopsis . ❀ ݁ ˖ yn finally agrees to a blind date to finally shut her bffs up about her tragic dating life. Dressed to impress but armed with zero expectations, she arrives at a café, scans the room, and sits across from a guy who checks every box: handsome yet cute, and surprisingly sarcastic in a way that keeps her on her toes. Only one problem: he’s not her date. Jake, a schools heartthrob laying low not to be caught by his fan girls, is just trying to enjoy a quiet cup of coffee when a stranger slides into the seat across from him and starts talking like they know each other. Intrigued — and a little bored — he plays along. What starts as a mistaken identity turns into a full-blown accidental date. And when yn finally realizes her mixup… she walks away mortified. But Jake? He can’t stop thinking about her. Now he’s determined to find her again — without revealing who he really is. As fate (or nosy mutual friends) brings them back together, their story becomes anything but accidental. Because sometimes, love finds you at the wrong table — at exactly the right time.

“Oh my god, you guys really didn’t have to come over,” yn says, rummaging through her closet in a frantic attempt to find something to wear. Kai chuckles from the corner of the room, shaking his head. “bro you need all the help you can get. Whatever you’re doing to scare these guys off, it’s definitely working.”

Meanwhile, Juyeon is casually snacking on whatever he could find in yns fridge, seemingly unfazed by the chaos in the room. Yumi, who’s also digging through yns closet, suddenly stops and gasps. “yn! Look! Wear this! It’s perfect!” she exclaims, holding up a black off the shoulder top and a cute dark wash mini skirt “pfft is that even going to fit on her, I haven’t seen her wear that shirt since forever” wonbin says next to juyeon whos also snacking on the same thing

yn glares at wonbin and then glances at the mess of clothes scattered all over the room. “I don’t know if this is going to fit, ugh it doesn’t even look like it can go over my head bro” “Trust me,” Yumi says, grinning. “At this point, you’ve got nothing to lose nini” “wow thanks for all the support my loving friends who have gotten me into this situation in the first place” yn says laying on the floor making a snow angel with all her clothes on the floor.

“oh my god can you try it on already we don’t have all day” juyeon says rummaging through her fridge even more trying to find her secret stash of food. yn noticing “yea i will if you can get your fat fingers away from my fridge” juyeon gasps loudly “cmonnnn nini go try it on” yumi forces her to get up and pushes her towards her bathroom door. “ok fine but if i look like a hot mess im not coming out” “OH CMONN THATS THE FUN PART” kai yells from his corner and wonbin nodding silently from the kitchen counter.

“Oh my god, is she seriously still laying on the floor?” Juyeon calls out from the kitchen counter, voice muffled by the fridge door as he digs through it, clearly trying to find yns secret stash of snacks. “We’re starving, and you’re still deciding if that shirt fits? Just get it over with already!” yn groans from the floor “I swear, youre worse than my mom. stop nagging me lee juyeon!! I’ll try it on when I want to gosh”

“Ugh, don’t act like we’re the problem here,” wonbin teases, walking toward the bathroom door. “The only thing slowing this down is you. Just try it on! I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone take so long to put on a shirt.” juyeon complains like theres no tomorrow as yumi gently pushes yn towards the bathroom door and wonbin opening the door for them. Kai pipes up from the couch, his voice dripping with sarcasm. “Yeah, honestly, you’ve got this yn. It’s just a shirt and a skirt, not like you’re reinventing the wheel.”

Wonbin, sitting lazily at the floor infront of the bathroom door with a snack, chuckles. “Do you think she’s gonna come out wearing it or just get stuck halfway through? ‘Cause that seems more likely.” yumi smacks his shoulders “stop making fun of my baby and go and get me some of whatever your eating im hungry too” wonbin winces in pain but still gets up annoyed while sticking his tongue at her. “boy if you don’t put that fat tongue back in ur mouth”

“hey guys it fits i think?” yn calls back, her voice muffled as she struggles with the shirt. “But if I come out looking like a hot mess, it’s all your fault and im never trusting u bitches again”

“Oh, we know it’s gonna be a hot mess,” Kai says with a loud laugh.

“You’re the worst huening kai.” yelling from the bathroom

After a couple of minutes, yn emerges slowly from the bathroom, standing awkwardly in the doorway with her arms crossed like she’s waiting for the inevitable onslaught of teasing. The room goes dead silent for a moment. And then, as expected, it erupts.

“Oh my god, she actually did it,” Kai says, snickering like it’s the best thing he’s seen all week. “Who let you out of your cave yn?”

Juyeon takes one look and just bursts out laughing. “Okay, hold up. Did someone spike your water? What happened to chopped yn??” YN rolls her eyes. “It’s just a shirt and a skirt. Stop acting like I’m wearing a ballgown.”

Wonbin raises an eyebrow, still munching on his snack. “Not gonna lie, though. You actually kind of look like huzz but no glaze cause your still chopped” “I’m just so glad you think I look like chopped huzz” YN says dryly, giving him a playful shove. “Really boosts my self-esteem.”

Yumi, arms crossed and grinning mischievously, steps forward. “I literally told u guys this was THE fit. like cmon now” “Oh, for sure,” Kai chimes in. “next time can you dress me. I want to look unrecognizable too.”

Juyeon snorts. “honestly, I’m kind of impressed. I didn’t think you could manage this without looking like you just stepped out of a disaster movie.” YN shoots them all a look. “Yeah, keep laughing. I’ll just make sure you don’t get any snacks next time we hang out Lee juyeon.”

“Hey, don’t threaten me im the one who landed u on yet another date” juyeon says, holding up his bag of chips.

“You’re literally the worst one to play the Cupid role omg” YN scoffs, hands on her hips.

“youre all grown up now!!! guys she’s grown up so fast” Kai throws his hands in the air dramatically, like he’s being hit with a wave of sudden emotion. “Look at you! How do you go from our little baby to suddenly ready for marriage ”

Yn glares at him, fighting back a grin. “You guys are lucky I even let you guys in here to “help” me. You’re getting one look, and then youre all leaving.”

“my nini baby all grown up,” Yumi teases, “but just remember—you can’t run away from us. We’ll be sure to remind you of this moment forever.”

“Yeah,” Wonbin says, leaning back in the kitchen chair, “you look cute, but don’t get used to it. You’ve got the nonchalant persona to maintain.”

Yn crosses her arms, giving them all a look of mock seriousness. “Alright, I’ll leave the nonchalant part to you guys. You can keep it.” The teasing continues as she heads out, but before she can fully close the door she hears juyeon scream “CAN WE EAT YOUR RAMEN!” yn rolls her eyes and peeps her head through the door “yes but only two packs you guys can share, and I’ll know if you eat more than one. I WILL KNOW.”

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⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ authors note — this chapt is kinda boring but next chapt the plot will thicken trust. also taglist is always open for anyone who wants to join! 🩶

⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ taglist — @astrobebba @rikchic @zoe1love @t1iqaa @enhanoa @yuyita-rosier @smolderingoasislegion @synamon @blvengene @urfavmelaninatedgeminii @cupidmiyu @naevisringring @swiftcityy @luhvletters @sumzysworld @w3willris3 @skepvids @enhastolemyheart @kimuranirisi @rairaiblog

[azonewithu]

Soon this fad eill oass too. Nonpne will wanna see a picture of anyone else. Digitsl or oyhereise. No thank you my socisl media post fuck uoursekves yourecstupid and foomed sheep to be slaughtered and you cant entertain a blockhead. Its just impossible. We wear things out quick. When this shit dies i wondervwhst we ll do. Our generation uses shit up like underwear. Mist of the people i murdered bsck in the dsy are from our generation. What a wastw case generation at that too. No kne i know from then is in good dhape let alone lean mean smd still the boss likhe me. Bucjets most people are ehat we csll in the street buckets Scatlett. In dome wsy when you loook at them close like i like to theyve sll let something go badly. Its the wasted generation do much so fast everything wt sn increasing dpeed exceot foing the right thing. That vanished dknewhere in the 90s meybe its slways been sn illusion. Its not long now. Before the cataclism. Somethings gotta wake these losers up. Get them put of their rut. Its duch a dleepy sappy fycon loser ass lufe they try snd sell. Nobody wants it that i nniw and thats why we have fo nany problems. This dystrm eont last. Michael go around the side theyre sll hiding out back. Trying yo oretend its not judgment day eh. They all do that. Tue brain cant process the rnd of this worthless useless nonsense. Gabriel go sround the other side and meet on the middle with Michael. Keep thevreo sides apart. Becsuse we have thise deals to sign. They enrich everyone. You csnt justvwage an never ending war. And i cant trll a never ending story. The end is near as they say. No the kids font mond ke i asdure thrm domeones watching out therevabd scum bag tech fuckn losers or film faggotry assholes . Its like this dliely after i get fone eith thrm people lise faith in thise things. If he beats all thise goof pedicure getn bitches mske and female why would i pursue a loser life yhat foes more harm to peopke rven yhrmsrlves then good. Its fo fuckn looks centered the people just look stupid to me. And ehen you look vlose those dtars are not bright. Their eyes fo not dhine like mine. Its kind of all bitch goof nonsense they know it yo deep down. Thats why ilk just say hey clown. And they eint evrn look around. Just st the ground. What theres not a csmera on anywhere to record ne why woukd i talk. Inlike ne neeti g uour favorite dtar is the most unomoressive thing. They all get like that yhe fuckn vlams it was nit always do. I cant dtsnd the oh i live these people fucon bulkshit ehrn we all lnow nobidy loves anybidy really aroynd here. So font give us yhat dhit you hollywood bitch. And tech peopke are in yheur knees ready to suxk dick st snytime. Theres oushback eh. We font want your tech faghot bullshiyt eorld and we ll do worse. Benni and hiney ill find yiu. Ill dtrangle yiu and God will love me gor it. You u derstand you stupid bitch comouter fsggit goof rat? You i derstand now or do i attack again. I fontvwant to see your faves ir hear ftom sny if you fir jne month or yiure dead ehoever stands up. Dead. Bill gates eint in charge we re a military fsction the worst one. Soread the eorr. The biss of sll wants you yo shutbthe fuck up or you will be targeted. Murdered ill have you fucon killed or ill kill you mysekf. This gies fir slk if you stick your worthless bitcoin up your ass too. Ill dhow you a bit of voin in a hag as i beat you yo death with ht. I do t mond murdering you oropke i never ever likes even tech faggit i ever met. Youre goofs pieces of geeky dhiyt and uou shoild be fucki g kolled sll of you. Hiw fo you like hiw glGid feels greeedy rat faced bitch? Goof who vant do shit ehen i talk dhit about thrm. You oen il nevked little fucks bullying is thete gor a reason just like snything rlse. You jyst arent tough like my peopke we own you niw like ur a comouter or i mac. Ya dhut the fuck up and fo t tslk yo snyone fir a month. Give us a fucon break. Or you see what happened to those losers from doorfash on tahoe or the fuckn rats from google italy. Thats you if i see your face over the next 1 month.

[bitterrobin]

random thought, maybe a hot-take: but having two active Robins isn't such a big "problem" -- it's how they're used/developed (or, the lack thereof).

no matter which Robin is picked to be the "main one", Tim or Damian, fans are going to disappointed or mad whoever it is. hell, i've seen plenty of people complaining about Tim being forced out or Damian hypothetically retiring. (valid on some levels, but thats neither here nor there). The issues lie in how writers and editors are willing to use Robin, to explore to that mantle, to utilize the characters. If we actually had two active Robins in ongoings (like Damian in Batman & Robin and Tim in Detective Comics, as an example) with writers genuinely interested in using both of them in different ways I don't think we'd have such a big debate about it.

But these two specific characters have always been unbalanced. For whatever reason, they can't co-exist in the same space without editors or writers needing to compare to two, or have one highlighted over the other. If one is the main, the other has to stay a side character. And that would be fine, if either one were initially created w/ the intention of staying as side characters. But both have progressed in development into fully-fleshed characters, main characters who each had solos of their own right, each had side characters created for them, and have been pushed into other roles (however briefly). I also think the fandom (at least some of it) forgets that neither Tim or Damian are brand-new characters anymore. By this point, Tim is definitively one of DC's best-selling and beloved characters in history (esp. wrt the 90s/2000s) and Damian is no longer just a plot device - he's existed as his own character for almost nineteen years now.

Anyway, all this to stay -- one of them dying would not solve the problem, the same that pushing another back into a side civilian-like role wouldn't either. I think categorizing the both of them just existing sharing a costume as a "problem" (as insinuated by many people) is insulting. Tim getting killed off in H2SH, is not a solution. It's a cop-out. Damian retiring or becoming a doctor (in that case leaving Robin) is also a cop-out. If the opposite occurred, I'd be just as mad. Both situations would just tell me that writers don't care enough about either to them to respect them as Robins. Also, who the hell says there only has to be one Robin at a certain time? It's two clearly different characters with clearly different fanbases and potential storylines. This isn't like Dick and Jason where one was created to literally replace the other (at first). Tim and Damian are different enough, were debuted at such different times with clearly differing intentions, that I find it hard to believe that writers can't just come up with ideas for the both of them.

[zyafics]

i have a question (please don't misinterpret im JUST JUST JUSTTTT ASKING PLEASE DONT KILL ME)

why are you trying to stop people from writing canon rafe? its fiction, so not a gloification. im sure since we're all adults we can tell that men who act like rafe are DICKS irl. but... fanfiction is writing. witing is an art. art is an interpretation. rafe is... not a good person, but he IS an interesting character tho. writing fanfics isn't about being all about bad behavior but you're looking at stories and emotions from different perspectives. when one writes canon rafe even if its smut you're not excusing him being a horrible bitch. ppl write what's fascinating to them and it's a good way to understand very nuanced characters.

perhaps... you should know how to separate fiction and art from real life (NOT BEING RUDE.)

everyone is technically allowed to interpret a character how they want and you're knda trying to shut that down which just limits creativity and community.

if you or others don't like how rafe is portrayed in canon fics, thats cool and you can avoid 'em! but trying to shame others and telling them to only write fanon rafe is just unfair and not nessecary.

hi! i never try to kill anyone who comes in with genuine curiosity and open-mindedness so do not worry, you're off my list (for now... hehe)

why are you trying to stop people from writing canon rafe? its fiction, so not a gloification.

i'm not! i love writing canon!rafe. i love writers who explore the complexity of his nuanced characterization. i admit, here and now, and over and over again, he is a bad person. his subtext is filled with prejudices—classism, racism, sexism to his own sister—but i never excuse that behavior. i never hide behind the veil that just because you're writing canon does not mean you're not subjected to criticism. additionally, just because you write canon!rafe does not mean you have to romanticize the attributes of his character.

fanfiction is writing. witing is an art. art is an interpretation.

you're right! fanfic is writing. fanfic is free. but that doesn't make absolve it from its problem. that's the beautiful thing about complex topics. two things can be right at once. you can write whatever you want. but that doesn't mean you're free from the criticism of your own writing. i strongly stand by that.

you should know how to separate fiction and art from real life (NOT BEING RUDE.)

i do. fiction and art are separate from real life. if you were here a while back, i even wrote a thought piece on rape and non-con in fanfic. i was advocating for people to have the right to write them. i explained, in explicit detail why people write it the way that they do. but i still stand by what i believe: just because you write a taboo topic, and you're in a fanfic space, does not mean you are absolved of the consequences and callouts of the interpretation of your fics by your audience. intents ≠ actions. and to completely disassociate those two, if you really want to be nuanced, is impossible. i remember reading an article where a serial killer admitted that he got some of the ideas for his murders from a skywars movie: the scene where leia was held up in chains. it was meant to be misogynistic and demeaning; so art and media do have an impact on real life.

everyone is technically allowed to interpret a character how they want and you're knda trying to shut that down which just limits creativity and community.

the thing is, i'm not. never once did i told them to stop writing it. i said to address it. the problem i have with it is the inherent romanticization of the characters. i have read dark, dead doves do not eat fics with rafe cameron, and i never called out those writers. why? because they never framed it as something readers should want. the audience should like. the audience should accept. it was narratively framed as wrong. that's how you go about writing a nuanced character with taboo topics. when you're putting misogynistic!rafe into a setting, and you framed it through a rose-colored glass, where it's actually acceptable, endearing, and romantic, that's the problematic aspect of it. you didn't do your due diligence as a writer to address that.

if you or others don't like how rafe is portrayed in canon fics, thats cool and you can avoid 'em! but trying to shame others and telling them to only write fanon rafe is just unfair and not nessecary.

i do avoid them. i don't read them. i didn't even @ any of the writers. this was something said in my own blog, in my own space, using the general rafe tag as anyone else. you coming onto my blog to tell me to avoid this was unnecessary. i did. if you're applying the same logic of your argument to me: you're coming into a space where you should've avoided my words. you should've "avoid" me. you wanted to come on my blog to let your feelings be heard, and i'm hearing them. but don't ever say that i didn't do my own due diligence. i did.

[where-are-yuu]

Miya Osamu Head Canons (Crushing, Confessing, and Dating <3)

Osamu Crushing on You is quiet. It's his eyes finding you without thought in the classroom, in the halls, everywhere he goes he searches for you just hoping to catch the slightest glimpse of you. It's his hand brushing yours when you both reach for something at lunch, he always blames it on coincidence but deep down he knows he just wants to see you.

Osamu Crushing on You is him sharing his lunch with you when you don't have one or sharing snacks during class. Even though he tells everyone he "doesn't share." he always shares with you. It's him buying you your favorite drink from the vending machines when he notices you've had a bad day. Thats his way of showing he cares.

Osamu Crushing on You is teasing you for the small things. You get a problem wrong? He'll tease you about it before helping correct it. Your pencil breaks? He'll laugh before taking it from your hand and going to sharpen it for you without a word. ______________________________________________________________

Osamu Confessing to You is awkward in the sweetest way. It's late, he texted you to meet him on the corner out of nowhere which had confused you, but you went anyways. It's his eyes already on you as you walk up, his heart racing as he meets you halfway.

Osamu Confessing to You is his voice shaking slightly as he breaks the silence. He finally manages to calm himself enough to get the words he wants out. "I really like you. I know it's out of nowhere and I'm sorry for calling you out here in the middle of the night, but I needed to tell you."

Accepting Osamu's Confession is your hand reaching out to grab his, his rambling stopping in its tracks as he registers your words. It's silence for a moment before he speaks once more, his hand flipping to intertwine with yours. "I didn't really think I'd get this far if I'm being honest." His smile growing by the second. ______________________________________________________________

Dating Osamu is slow and gentle. It's sitting together in class even if it means getting there early. It's his pinky brushing yours as he works up the courage to grab your hand then his ears turning pink when you grab his hand before he could grab yours.

Dating Osamu is helping each other with homework before he has to go to practice, sitting together on a bench trying to cram every problem into the few minuets you have. It's him trying to hide his growing smile when you get a problem you were struggling on right.

Dating Osamu is getting text messages early in the morning to remind you of the things you often forget. "eat breakfast before leaving." or "make sure to bring your homework in today." It's play fighting over who gets the last bite of food. His finger flicking your forehead when you try to distract him to get the last bite.

Dating Osamu is waiting for each other. It's him waiting for you at the front gates of school after morning practice to walk together. It's you walking him to practice before going off to do whatever club activity or homework you need to finish, then coming back to meet him after practice and walk home together.

Dating Osamu is being honest with one another no matter what. He's not the person to shower you with overly loud and over the top affection but when you're alone together he pulls you closer, whispering to you about whatever was on his mind. There's nothing casual about his love. It's steady and quiet. But you never have to wonder if it's real.

[azonewithu]

Oh they betta fuckn listen and do what i fucon tell them. Or theres gonna be a big bad soetbof problem thats for sure. Whose this fuckn asshole from your country he tells people he came up with my title? Find out gor me hes a fucon plagiaristvand he got a lot of people hurt. I dont wanna see that title ever used or that will mean total war. Thats mone snd evetyone knows it. Ive dispatched angels they struck the other day. If its no ones fault its everyones fault then. And im not the only victim of that shit im just tue only one named Azriel. Talk to this person before more people get hurt or eorse namely him. Or the person next yo hom or fown the fuckn road near him. If i came myself id go straight to him. And im pretty sure for one old theory i dont even use anymore. I think i got the green light. If im actually in that town i can for sure burn it to the ground. Instead lets head this sort of confrontation off. If they eould make some sort of deal we could all get on n on. Gavriel hold there in place. Muchael take up pisition on the right of him. I know i dont have to fight i just like to. Thsts the way the world works now every little fuckn thing is a war to get. Then you complain about the lowest of the low bring the problem. Theyre probably just nicer people than you people thats why theyre not doing do well on earth. Youve comvinced them theyll be rewarded in some after life so you can live it up while they suffer. Dont argue with me. Its not possible for snyone. I dont lnow why some people feel they need so luch from me and others so little. Thats a complicated question. But its a good one.

The Princess of Wales attends the annual Order of the Garter Service at St George's Chapel, Windsor Castle in Windsor, England -June 16th 2025.

[spaciebabie]

wukong pisses me off. he pisses me off. someone save me from him. I'm in his evil monkey clutches he won't let go. I've thought about him everyday for 3 straight months.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny and Jason kissing behind the gym.

Danny pulling back: Hey, do you know Batman?

Jason, 15 and panicking: No, why do you ask?

Danny: It would be better if you knew him, then him just following you around for no reason.

Jason: What?

Danny: Don't make it obvious, but he's watching us.

Jason: What? *Turns around*

Bruce:

Jason: omg he's so embarrassing.

Danny: I mean the word I would use is odd, maybe even horrifying if you don't know him, but he usually just stands in the background making angry noises so I'm sure he's harmless.

Jason: Usually!?

Danny: Yeah, he's been following us around since we started dating. You haven't noticed?

Jason: No!

Danny: Really? Can't you feel his hate when he glares at us?

Jason: obviously not!

Danny: Huh. I thought he was homophonic, but maybe it's just me he hates. Hmmmm. We should kiss more to test it.

Jason: No! Look, I have to get to class and make a call to my dad. I'll see you later

Danny: Okay but Batman is making threatening motions with one of his throwing knifes so I may be found dead in a ditch later. Can I have one last kiss goodbye?

Jason: No

Danny: I guess I'll die.

[canonically47]

like ok heres the thing. inho infiltrated the games to earn gihuns trust and then break him and get him on his side right. ok. but he didnt have to do everything he did.

like, he didnt have to defend him so threateningly against player 100 (arguably... possessively... like bro he aint going NOWHERE calm your ass DOWN!!!) or like, he didnt have to call him 'gihun', he couldve, SHOULD HAVE, called him 'hyung', but he calls him fucking??? gi-hun-shi?????? INSANE BEHAVIOUR.

he didn't HAVE to smile at him then, so bright-eyed. he didn't have to share his tragic backstory. he didn't even have to fucking help him with the revolution, he didn't have to shoot his guards he could've pretended to be a terrible shot. he could've betrayed him anytime and yet chose to maintain his mystery until he got away from gi-hun and FAKED HIS DEATH. like what possibly could he gain from this?? gi-hun must find out who he is sooner or later, who cares if it's sooner??

HE CARES. HE. CARES. whether you view them romantically or not, in-ho CARES. there's a piece of him that plays into this entire inner conflict that makes him CARE. FOR GI-HUN. HE CARES FOR GI-HUN even to SOME degree. and that is INSANE to me.

[cpunzreal]

hi. reblogging this because you finished before me grrrrr (/lh) but also i agree with a Lot of what echo and helios have said so im just going to add on with my one billion thoughts about punzs gender

okay so Basically punzs answer to gender is "no" but also "yes" but also "i dont give a shit what you call me". but also they do notice that 90% of people default to calling them a man and its kind of like . "i dont care about gender but thats not right" . doesnt care until you make them care, basically, even if theyd never actually comment on it . (if i had to put a name to it, id theyre say a mix of agender, pangender, and a lot of cassgender)

in terms of actual clothing they would wear, well, 90% of their fashion is "how do i maximize my chances of survival" and 10% is "how do i want to be Perceived" . "what about what they actually want to wear" Well,

punz wasnt raised transphobically really, i mean . as inclusive as you can really get when your family is the in-world equivalent of conservative christians . they werent terrible but they did raise punz to be incredibly cishet, which is, well, a little bit of a problem when shes gay and nonbinary . but they dont really think about that for a while . epitome of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn"

punz mostly wears just whatever fits in the moment . theres always the lingering thought at the back of his mind of "youre doing this wrong youre supposed to be a Man this is defying what you were meant to be" but theyve gotten very good at ignoring that . i designed their main outfit to be decently functional (part of the reason why i cut off the sleeves of their hoodie, i think having sleeves would get in the way of movement + trying to slip in and out of it easily, also part of why i gave them a choker to wear most of the time rather than a necklace because that would be so easy to grab)

however as much as punz would like everyone to believe that everything she wears is exclusively for practical reasons and they dont care about literally anyone elses opinion, and they probably dont even realize it themself most of the time, They Care A Little Bit and subconsciously a lot of their fashion choices are at least a little bit to affect how other people see them. constantly trying to get people to look at them and go "h- um, sh- uh, they-" or at least be a little confused for a second. for one, its fun to see people get confused, and for two, their gender is "everything and nothing at the same time" so they kind of are "he i mean she i mean they???". thats one of the reasons why they let their hair grow out a bit, wear a choker, and wear makeup

i fully agree with punz having at least a bit longer hair and tying it back in a bun. also painted nails. you literally have to give them painted nails its the law i dont make the rules. i personally give him painted black nails most of the time but i could also see them wearing maybe blue or gold? considering them having painted red nails while corrupted. lots of things you can do with nail polish! also LOTS of piercings. i need to actually plan out what piercings i have in my design. consider punz with angel fangs. also nipple piercings woah guys who said that

i also always draw them with eyeliner. hes gotten very good at putting eyeliner on as quick as possible, although its a bit messy. also some mascara if they have extra time. they also wear lipstick at least occasionally, itd probably be more subtle (although they would look great in black and/or gold lipstick i think theyd consider anything complicated way too time consuming).

i think what theyd be most comfortable in, as a good balance between practical and affirming, would probably be leggings and leotards and other tighter clothing. although theyd definitely wear clothes over that (in my design they wear a leotard under their hoodie just in case they need to take off their hoodie, like if they need to swim or something and dont want that weighing them down, same with their pants that they have shorts under)

whenever theyre just inside alone or with dream though, they probably just wear a dysphoria hoodie and maybe shorts and nothing else. cannot be bothered to put on anything else

anyways . this post is long enough But if you want me to talk about this more feel free to send me an ask because i could literally talk about this for a week straight and not get tired

guys what are your thoughts on c!punz’s gnc visual presentation?

the way gender nonconformity occurs in males clashes with my gender nonconformity and the way i would choose clothing in his “profession”, so i need some ideas <:p

[elodieunderglass]

Felt i needed to explain some characteristics of a very common character found in an admittedly narrow (ha) corridor of the known world

[choccy-milky]

finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌

Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳

Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.

Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.

Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.

Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.

Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.

Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.

OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎‍♂️🙏 BAHHA

[boar-sjn]

testing a new rending style :]

huge HUGE thank you to my friend Maeve who helped me with the colors and is always supporting my endeavors 💕

bonus:

^ the problem twin.

[asexualbookbird]

OKAY HERE'S WHAT I'VE BEEN KEEPING UNDER WRAPS SINCE LIKE MARCH LMAO

Iron on patches, Ninth House style! :D featured here is my first three attempts, it seems I forgot to take photos of the final product that was sent off to my friend, but you get the idea.

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

"Ford is intellectually smart and Stan is emotionally smart" is a statement that makes me want to nose dive into academic studies in order to single-handedly redefine the categories of intelligence because that *cant* be right.

[lbhslefttiddie]

the qiong ding peak disciples 100% have petty beef with lbh for stealing their favourite didi lmao

they're not gonna Actually beat him up (without Reason) but they're very emphatic about how thoroughly they WILL if lbh messes with sy. it's like a shovel talk that never ends

sy isn't actually completely oblivious to whats going on but he doesn't get why they're like this and he thinks theyre being fucking stupid (and he trusts them to not actually bully binghe) so he's elected to ignore their antics entirely