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TALK ABOUT CALM BEFORE THE STORM HOLY SHIT YALL PRAY FOR ME
I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRAILER RIGHT NOW BRO IM GONNA FUCKING DIE 💀
#THERE WAS ALSO A FUCKING AMBER ALERT IM CRYING#IT FELT SO GOOD TODAY I WENT OUT AND WAS READING MY BOOK AND EVERYTHING AND NOW B A M#SCREAMING#SOBBING#HELP MEEEE#IDK HOW TO EVEN FUCKING TAG THIS#Reminds me of when I was camping and got in a flood and my tent was collapsing and none of yall fuckers cared#Quinn#The bad bitch themselves did though#BUT ANYWAYS BACK TO FUCKING PANICKING
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"So what's the weirdest possible first (second) impression Loop could make on the party in postcanon?" "Yeah, that, probably."
+ Bonus
theyre just standing there in direct party order while this happens. normal tuesday.
#its not even purely aggression or a powerplay or anything i think they just fucking panicked and had to shut them up somehow#anyway . fluff reunion? angst reunion? how about just weird as fuck reunion. KEEP EM GUESSIN#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#hello again sifloop nation i bring you weird fucking takes once again#this sure is a different tone to the last thing i put in the tags huh? KEEP EM GUESSIN BABEYYYY#lucabyteart#in stars and time act 6 spoilers#anyway this is a truncated & amped up version of my headcanon reunion. which is to say loop sits on the edge of camp waiting to be noticed#& after what would be far more rambling than ive put here siffrin almost calls them that and loop stops them + makes it clear thats secret#but loop has had to travel some distance to get to them + has been stewing about it. knows they stopped existing for a while and came back#doesnt know why. blames it on siffrin. might not even have been them or a wish. but they jump to conclusions and have time to get mad#then like TWO SECONDS after they have this weird standoff reunion its RIGHT BACK to being buddy buddy and overly familiar with them.#just ultra confusing for the party. as confusing as humanly possible.
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brainworms took hold and now i'm making a sonadow fankid with a chronic lung disease ✌
#comet the hedgeling#i've been seeing so many fankids and i wanna be part of the club#also the idea of an alien hybrid x trans man child is super interesting to me#sonic i'm sorry you're getting pregnant with a weird alien baby#also coughs shadow's reproductive means are super Different#ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION BEAM#the black arms use fragmentation to have offspring i've just decided#like. like starfish. because black doom's eye looks like a starfish and shadow is very star coded and#anyways#shadow gets sonic knocked up (don't think about it too hard its gross) and they don't realize until. super late#because neither of them think shadow can reproduce#they just think sonic's putting on some healthy weight#anyways um silly shenanigans and whatnot#they go to tails and he's like “guys i do robots not babies go to the fucking hospital”#shadow has to talk to black doom again to figure out how to care for the kiddo#also slight black doom redemption arc (grandbaby love) but he's still awful#okay wait i'm yapping too much back to the beginning#um kiddo has some ISSUES#they're kinda a freak of nature and because they weren't carefully gentically engineered#they come out suuuper weak and frail#it gets better as they get older but sonic and shadow are panicking every moment of their lives#okay now that that's over#tell me if i'm heavy stereotyping or something !!#i rarely see any actual representation for characters with chronic illness so i'm not sure if like. this is super overdone or offensive#raviolirambles#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sonadow fankid
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peaky blinders — 5x03 created by steven knight
#the red lightning...sinister arthur mode locked in#tommy gave him info about linda's friend then immediately panicked and regretted it knowing damn well that arthur won't react normally#i enjoy it every time arthur becomes diabolical#like there's so much to his nature and we have only seen a few aspects#also tommy didn't hold back from giving up the guy because arthur would never leave him alone until he knows about him anyway#“you marry a shelby. you stay fucking married”#poor linda all she did was finding a solace in someone who actually listens to her and doesn't fucking abuse her#i love this fucked up family actually#peaky blinders#tommy shelby#arthur shelby#cillian murphy#paul anderson#tv shows#steven knight#pb text post
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i think im about to get to watch my government shut off the americans power and like....this whole situation is stupid and dangerous but its also just so fucking funny.
put tariff on us? okay we'll stop selling american beer and also new york and Pennsylvania can deal with the dark
#my premiere is fucking incompetent but he isnt dangerous therefore its funny as hell those were his firs ttwo solutions#again the us is the one whos going to suffer for the tariffs#we grow your crops because youre get recalled so often theyre basically inedible#simple solution is we just distrubute across canada instead of importing back from yall#other than desert crops and like ...specialty things we dont need yall as much as you need us#and it pisses me off some of pur premieres are too stupid to realize that#like the solution really is just that simple#we stop helping the us and look after ourselves and other allies and were gucci while the americans burn#not that most of yall deserve to#but still canada shout not be panicking the way some of us are we dont need the us to support us with their mediocre pay anyway#also ALL YOUR OIL COMES FROM OUR COUNTRY#PLEASE LET THIS RELATIONSHIP CRUMBLE JUST ENOUGH THAT THE RIGS ARE ABANDONED AND PIPELINES DOWN SOUTH ARE CANCELLED#WE DONT NEED THE US BUT THE US SURE AS FUCK NEEDS US STOP FREAKING OUT
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let me brencer out for just one moment about the dream lore origins of blatant blowjob-themed song New Perspective. OK thanks sorry bye
Bonus:
#brencer#spencer smith#brendon urie#anni edits#patd#SO FUCKIN SORRY this is like a post i wouldve made in like 2019. lmao even#but listen. listen. this interview lmao spencer is so funny he's on flames#my emphasis in that bonus gif is like the way he delivers it in the most wink nudge way imaginable. what are we doing here lads#spencer bringing the most bafflingly smug suave flirtatious energy to this whole thing#b panicking (lol) for a sec and asking him not to talk about dreams. idk. what's going on. sorry they're giving 'we fuckin' energy#this has plagued me for a long fucking time. please forgive me. i'll crawl back into my fuckin shame hole now#like i said. i can never escape brencer i don't think it's part of my Lore#ANYWAY chucks this on my blog and runs away do what you like with it
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so anyway this dream about ilkka, sharing to hopefully give someone a chuckle, first just some random appearances on shows but at one point he was the doctor on doctor who (which, i had a similar dream with george funnily enough) except he wasn't...him. he was peter capaldi. it was like. revealed that he and peter capaldi were the same person.
#i'd be laughing about it but i am aware my body is getting increasingly panicked.#what's funny is we had a call off-ish situation yesterday and i think i was so tired from my anti anxiety meds#that i was able to go back to sleep yet this morning...anxiety attack#one of my first shift techs called off and then my only current second shift tech#my third shift tech is going to come in early but i'm looking at a 12 hour day#my boss might be able to help but like. she's the manager and has her own shit to do and i need to get caught up on work anyway#so why not just pull another 12 hour day i won't get paid for#thank god i'm seeing my doctor in two weeks even though she'll yell at me for being fat but maybe i can get more anti-anxiety pills#cause man. i have been needing them this past week and a half#i thought things were finally calming yesterday why the fuck man#and like. don't get me wrong i do feel bad for my employees and their reasons for call offs#but the amount of call offs is getting a bit ridiculous and i know i can't control that but GAHHHHHHHHHHH fuck
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lol didn’t think someone giving money would give me anxiety
#to the judge that’s gonna see this case next year and the lawyer that is representing it assuming the state idk how this all works#why has the person to say the least get to go a whole year without consequence? a known criminal who after stealing from me and being#released and again getting arrest now for gang violence or some shit she was let go? she maybe associated to the group that killed that boy#last year. and here i am panicking because im afraid to carry cash. im paranoid that imma go outside and my car will be missing. i’m get#panic attacks when i drive to close to that gym and tired going back but physically cannot get out of my car and i start to cry in the#parking lot. i’m not sitting at work shaking forcing myself not to cry because someone handed me cash and i’m afraid someone is going to#steal my purse again. you think that’s not a big deal and honestly i didn’t think it was until my purse was gone. my cards stolen and used.#my key missing EVERYTHING in my purse GONE. so many things in there plus the purse i had money and all that is stuff i paid for now im out#all that cash i’m out 500$ for a key replacement i stopped feeling safe leaving my house all my non replaceable things gone and everyone#spoke to me like it was my fault and had to stand their crying while adults told me not to use a gym locker ??? but in the same breath telli#telling me this isn’t the first time she’s done this she has a warrant for her arrest she’s known to steal cars i’m the problem and there’s#nothing they can do to help me. so while i cry because all the money i had lost and never got back i had to do ALL the work to call my bank#track where my cards were being spent at call the jpay line she transferred money to look up the person she cashapped money to call the#business she was actively spending money at ask the manger if she is currently there and if they could give the police all the receipts and#video of her there for them to act like the hero’s for my brother and i tracking her down while you all belittled me#FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER i can’t be fucking normal about STUPID mundane shit i’m stuck here shaking and crying and what you tell me later it’s#not a big deal? give me all the content of your car and wallet or purse or backpack take nothing out and see what you’re left with and how m#much you need to spend to drive your car again and to tow your car home let a stranger have all your cards and address and tell me you feel#safe#OH and for the gym to tell me they know about her she used to be an employee there she doesn’t have a membership so they don’t know how she#got in and they can’t help but she did steal from another girl that night and an employee last month and who knows how many more ppl like#that’s convenient you pos sounds like she has friends that still work at the gym and open the back door for her or just let her in that’s#crazy no ? and this is all alleged because when if i lost all these things i can’t speak on what did or didn’t happen that’s some crazy bull#shit anyways the towing company felt bad for me maybe because i hadn’t stopped crying they gave me the key replacement number and told me to#mention he referred me so i could get a discount and the layman felt back for me because when i called him i started to cry and when he told#me the price i cried harder so 500$ was the cheapest but pretty much my whole check#key man*#bad** LET ME FIX TAGS#allegedly all these ppl are privileged kids from a privileged background that grew up in a sheltered community and thing there’s no#consequences to their actions because of the lack of accountability from their parents who willing pay for people to look the other way
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Okay so my newest brain worm is kinda based around how after Zach comes out to Jon and Angel and they're like "omg bro thank you for telling us we love you" pretty much instantly Angel looks back between Zach and Ruben once or twice and is like "Shut the fuck up you're dating" and they're like "I mean like we haven't really talked about that but like-" and Angel essentially goes "Ooh friends with benefits? Based." And I kinda forgot how perceptive he is at times so I think it'd be really funny if he just straight up missed a lot of subtext but can clock any romantic/sexual developments/activities in any of them pretty much instantly. If Jon started dating someone he knew the next time he saw him without being told. He knew Zach and Ruben were gonna get engaged before it had even happened and sent them a congratulations text like the day after despite not being told, not seeing them in person for a hot second, and the fact that they didn't live together anymore.
#the senario thats in my head that i find really fucking funny goes like this#ruben: *walks into the living room where jon and angel are on the chouch watching a movie*#angel: *gives him a side eye once over* ew dude gross#ruben: i walked into the living room?#angel: you know what im talking about i know what you are#ruben very confused: gay?#angel: and i know what youve done#ruben: i literally just walked into the living room? i dont know what youre talking about#angel: *skeptically eyes him*#then not too long after Zach walks in#angel: Zach what were you doing not too long ago?#zach: taking a shower?#angel: and what were you doing before the shower?#zach now panicking and kinda stumbling over his words: uhhh why? i mean like i was- um- like- i dont really see why you need to know that?#and durring that whole fiasco he was like getting steadly more red#ruben: *burries his face in his hands* goddamnit Zach you're such a shit liar dude#zach: im sorry! you know i cant lie for shit-#angel: fuckin told you Ruby i know what you are and what youve done#maybe this was funnier in my head but anyways#also doing incorrect quote shit took me back to middle school-#legit its how i started writing fanfic#anyways#if this gets out#itgo#angel phan
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premiere is in 2 weeks and i still need to learn 14 pages of lines pls someone kill me
#tell me to put the phone away#i‘m avoiding work bc i‘m panicking#as i have for the past 1 1/2 weeks#this is the most unhelpful stress response there is#jesus fuck#going for a smoke and maybe i‘ll get back my will to live#shut up kit#acting tag#bereue es so hart letztes jahr diesem soloabend zugesagt zu haben#ich habe keine selbstdisziplin wie soll ich das schaffen 😭😭😭#anyway opening night is sold out so fuck it we ball i guess#also not helping: musiktheater auf der probebühne nebenan probt lautstark Chicago. how is a guy supposed to concentrate
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I'm so desperate I'm genuinely considering buying a tarot card reading so someone can tell me the future is going to be okay and I will be able to be the way I used to be before
#fuck i remember how i used to make soooo many cheap shot sex jokes and i can barely do that now!! what the fucking hell!!#oh hey i just remembered the time someone i barely knew sent one to me and i panicked and blocked her after she made fun of me for that#...okay maybe the cracks were showing back then. but anyways i could at least do it with my friends!!!!#micas trauma shit#sky vents like amogus
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Fuchsia 😂
#so one of my friends takes care of both insects and reptiles#he's the bug expert in the friend group its a hyperfixation#dude has some of the most highly venomous shit in his collection bug wise#takes real good care of them#anyway he has this black scorpion that just became a mama#and he showed me this weird thing where after he safely picks her up if he pinches either side of her abdomen gently she goes “numb”#looks like she's dead and she'll be limp for a good 5 to 10 seconds#then bounce back all panicked like AYO WHERE THE FUCK DID I GO???#kinda like hypnotizing a chicken#my mind started going what if you did this to a plaga?#funniest shit ever#knock em out give em a little existential crisis when they wake up#lmao#now i gotta find some way for sawyer to do that to plaga!luis/two legs#cause it would be funny as shit if he's walking and she playfully pinches him then he just KERSPLATS#fuchsia is my vent word for good things#duality fanfic#mostly notes to self here#ideas to visit later
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blehhhhhhgh why do i always look like garbage after i take my work hat off
#racing!#MY HAIR LOOKS SO GREASY AFTERWARDS EVEN IF ID SHOWERED BEFOREHAND UHGGGHHHHHH#ITS SO FLAT.......#i dont have a lot of hair........and its too fine and feathery to hold any volume at all if it gets covered......#hell world#I HAD TO GO TO THE GAS STATION AFTER WORK AND ID ALREADY TAKEN THE DAMN HAT OFF#AND I DIDNT WANNA PUT IT BACK ON BC IT WAS HOT...#THE CUTE CASHIER........ SAW HOW GROSS IT LOOKED....#bweh. not like it matters anyway .. i only stop in that particular station after my shifts for like 2 minutes max#i tried to strike up convsrsation with her one day bc i kept fucking up the slider on the card reader and panicked#ended up saying she looked really pretty (she did) and then next time i saw her i didnt shut my fat stupid mouth and kept complimenting her#and now i think i need to go to a different station. i dont wanna make her uncomfortable#what was i talking about again
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wgat if I gave William Afton religious trauma
#the fox speaks#i started drawing a comic about it but pencil fuckin died#it was based around the murders but i started thinking about my headcanons of around when mike was born and mrs afton#first off this is mainly about mormonism#freddy's is in fucking utah#THIS starts in england though cause he's fucking british#i hc that William accidentally got a woman (clara) pregnant and they rushed to get married to hide the premarital sex thing#clara isn't actually mormon but her family's conservative#ANYWAYS#William is mormon but he's been kinda questioning for a while so he's been putting off going on a mission (dudes usually go at like 18#he's 20 when he has michael)#So as he's panicking about having a son and being married to a woman he Does Not love he decides to go on a mission and go away for 2 years#he misses his son's birth and first year or so of life#THEN he gets back and decides to move to utah to start up a business with Henry#and clara only follows after a few years when they actually have Fredbear's set up#so many thoughts so many thoughts#fnaf
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okay. i cleared out the space under my bed so the princess will have so much MORE room for activities than she previously did. at least until Saturday and we move to the new place and she can decide if she's going to play nice with the boys finally.
#i was really underutilizing the under the bed space#not that i had a lot that could go in there but like just conceptually there was a lot of open space#also a whole fuckin pillow for some reason#anyway... my bookshelf STILL has books on it 3 bankers boxes later#i have a BAJILLION chotchkies i gotta figure out how to transport (absolutely already have gotten rid of things that aren't important)#(still have approximately a bajillion don't at me bro i know)#we're gonna figure out the stuffy transport situation#i'm planning on just throwing my clothes into the back of my car wherever there's space when we get to that part#because fuck it i don't care if it's enclosed in something if it gets dirty there's a washer and dryer in the new place#and i've already got plans to wash so much clothing#i have a whole ass hangup about laundry and i'm going to do my best to overcome that this next year#i'm also trying really hard not to overspend on spoons because i want to be able to help AND enjoy my birthday activities#(weather permitting) on friday AND also be kind of useful while we're settling into the new place over the next week#it is very nice that i do not have to do everything all by myself because i've been able to take the rest breaks i need#i'm doing very good at not panicking i'm really hoping it'll last until we're most of the way done already and i can just#point to all the things that are already done and go ''eh it's fine see?'' at myself#and then not actually panic.#we'll see how that goes lmao#okay lunch time i gotta get up and do that before i forget i preheated the oven
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