#BUT SHE IS

[jellisdraws]

Breakfast of Champions 🍜

[brekitten]

The Therapist

There's a new therapist at school.

Normally this wouldn't really bother Peter at all, since he's never gone to see a shrink in his life and doesn't ever plan on it, but there's something... off about this woman.

She seems unassuming enough at first glance. Red hair, green eyes, bright red lipstick. But there is something in her eyes, something that Peter can only describe as a predator looking at its next prey, when she looks around the school at all of the teenagers milling about. Heck, even the way she walks makes her seem as if she is a predator stalking her prey.

It could always be some kind of power move, Peter reasons. He's met people like that before, who try to intimidate everyone around them into thinking that they are superior, that they are the apex predator and anyone who dares to cross them would pay for it dearly.

But his Spidey Sense went crazy around her.

He tries to brush it off as paranoia. He'd pulled an all-nighter last night in the lab with Tony because neither of them had been able to sleep, and he hadn't been sleeping well even before that. (Funny, how it had all started the night after he first bumped into the new therapist in the halls.) So his Spidey Sense is probably out of wack because he's tired. Simple as that.

But it seems like everyone in the school is depressed. Even Ned, who can't even muster up the energy and enthusiasm to talk about Legos or Star Wars or even the weather. It worries Peter.

Because it all started when that therapist came to the school.

He can't ignore it forever, he knows that. There is only so long his Spidey Sense can tell him that she is danger danger danger before he finally listens. He has to do something to help everyone.

So he researches.

And he falls into the rabbit hole of ghosts and ectoplasm and secret government organizations and the little, unassuming town of Amity Park, Illinois.

He doesn't sleep that night.

When he comes to school the next morning, Dr. Penelope Spectra looks him dead in the eyes, and smiles.

[seizethegay420]

No way Alice I'm Borderland was out here giving good trans rep in like 2010 and no one ever talked abt it

[hollustu]

𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐘𝐍 "𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑" 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐒𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃 & 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒. feat. Thor & Loki Odinson.

mutuals only may interact.

[uselessgay10101]

Never getting over how breathtakingly gorgeous my Wife Ava Wong looks

[quetzalpapalotl]

I love characters who are the strongest person in their setting and they know it and will say it but don't exactly brag about it, they treat it as a fact of life, they simply don't have anything to prove to anyone. And they're also bottoms.

[zexapher]

Weiss really up and called dibs

My girl, Weiss, is really down bad. Between purring out ‘mature’ and her little speech to Jaune about how good of a person he is, she may as well have been shouting it from the rooftops!

For characters so built on growth, it is only right that their ship be all about it too. That’s something I’ve really appreciated about this ship, how it’s been slowly building up over the course of the show, and now we’re finally reaching that crescendo.

Anyway, I hope you all appreciate this little meme I made while on break from my next rwby edit comic. That one should be done soon. I do really like the scene this came from, and volume 9 in general. I definitely feel the Office reference fit this scene rather nicely. The volume had some great character moments and resolved some long running plot points in a very satisfying way, imo.

[mothrillz]

old and new neighbors!

extras under the cut because this is a sapphic enthusiast space

[mikaelsonwife4life]

Timeline 1

Sirius is arrested for the murder of 13 muggles and Peter Pettigrew

Remus kidnaps Harry and they and Diamond (OC daughter of Remus and Sirius, carried by Lily with lesser amounts of her DNA) move to Gotham

Cassandra is younger

Bruce has a daughter named Helena with Selina

Hermione finds out about magic early and is friends with Wally West

Ron and his siblings attend Ilvermorny on scholarship

Ginny uses a Runespoor instead of a Basilisk

Instead of Phoenix magically healing him, Harry is rushed to the hospital when he's bitten

At the end of year three, Remus gets a visit from the American government about his kidnapping of Harry.

Luke Fox is the Ilvermorny Champion

Diamond is Harry's most treasured person

Jack Napier (Joker) poses as a teacher of Ilvermorny and beats Jason to death in April

Diamond and his brothers take his death hard

They spiral until they kill the Joker in early August

Harry is the great-grandson of Death (he was the Peverell brothers' father)

He begs his grandfather to bring back Jason

Thanatos agrees but warns that Jason and Harry might be different afterwards.

They are. Jason's got that white streak in his hair, glowing green eyes, and a temper that could level cities; Harry's angry too and he can see it all- the Shades and the things that are already dead.

Umbridge is a former American official with close ties to the British Ministry.

Jason spends August and September in physical therapy and while he's still in it in October, he's allowed to attend Ilvermorny in person again.

Harry, Sirius, and their friends and family are out on an outing when they're attacked by a group of Death Eaters, ending in an confrontation with Voldemort himself.

Sirius ends up hurt and falling into a coma.

Harry learns that he's a Horcrux from Grandpa Thanatos

Harry spends the first half of the year pouring over info on Horcruxes

During holiday in England, Harry and Diamond discover Regulus' notes on Horcruxes

Ilvermorny is burnt down end of 6th year by Death Eaters

Shortly after, Hogwarts is taken over by Death Eaters after Dumbledore's murder

Ilvermorny students are split between attending foreign schools and home schooling

Harry, Diamond, and co work on finding and destroying Horcruxes and hunting down Death Eaters.

Late in year four, Selina carries Theodore Remus and Hope Mia.

Sirius wakes up somewhere between year six and year seven.

Remus ends up heavily injured in the Battle of Hogwarts but survives.

Damian is a Magically Engineered Child (in essesnce, magic stone was used to harness magic child making stuff from Bruce was used without his knowledge to implant a child in Talia.

Connor is too. (Son of Lex, Clark, and random surrogate)

Tonks does not survive

Wolfstar

Harmony

BatCat

StephCass

Diamond x Batbrothers

Timeline 2

Sirius is arrested for the murder of 13 muggles and Peter Pettigrew but escapes

Remus and Sirius kidnap Harry and they and Diamond (OC daughter of Remus and Sirius, carried by Lily with lesser amounts of her DNA) move to Gotham

Cassandra is same age

Bruce has a daughter named Helena with Selina

Hermione finds out about magic early and is friends with Wally West

The Weasley's move to America

Ginny uses a Runespoor instead of a Basilisk

Instead of Phoenix magically healing him, Harry is rushed to the hospital when he's bitten

Kara Danvers is the Ilvermorny Champion

Diamond is Harry's most treasured person

Umbridge is a former American official with close ties to the British Ministry.

Harry, Sirius, and their friends and family are out on an outing when they're attacked by a group of Death Eaters, ending in an confrontation with Voldemort himself.

Joker is revealed to be a ally of the Death Eaters and beats Jason to near death

Diamond and his brothers freak the fuck out

They spiral until they kill the Joker in early August

Jason is in a coma until late July

Jason spends August and September in physical therapy and while he's still in it in October, he's allowed to attend Ilvermorny in person again.

Potion accident dyes a streak of Jason's hair white

Sirius ends up hurt in the fight and falling into a coma.

Harry learns that Voldemort made Horcruxes from Dumbledore

Harry spends the year pouring over info on Horcruxes and Voldemort's life

Ilvermorny is burnt down end of 6th year by Death Eaters

Shortly after, Hogwarts is taken over by Death Eaters after Dumbledore's murder

Ilvermorny students are split between attending foreign schools and home schooling

Harry, Diamond, and co work on finding and destroying Horcruxes and hunting down Death Eaters.

Late in year four, Selina carries Theodore Remus and Hope Mia.

Sirius wakes up somewhere between year six and year seven.

Remus ends up heavily injured in the Battle of Hogwarts but survives.

Connor is a clone

Tonks does not

Wolfstar

Harmony

BatCat

StephCass

Diamond x Batbrothers

Timeline 3

Peter is arrested

Remus, Sirius, Harry, and Diamond (OC daughter of Sirius and Remus with Lily as the Carrier(?) giving her a bit of Lily's DNA.

Cassandra is same age

Bruce has a daughter named Helena with Selina

Hermione finds out about magic early and is friends with Wally West

Weasley's stay in England

Instead, Draco chose to attend Ilvermorny

Draco is possessed by the diary after stealing it from his father's study

He uses a Runespoor instead of a Basilisk

Instead of Phoenix magically healing him, Harry is rushed to the hospital when he's bitten

Peter escapes and begins to hunt down Diamond and Harry (more so Harry)

Fights with Remus and Sirius

Escapes

Jade Nguyen is the Ilvermorny Champion

Diamond is Harry's most treasured person

Jason blows up a potion and it dyes a streak of his hair white and gives his eyes a green tint

Umbridge is a former American official with close ties to the British Ministry.

Harry, Sirius, and their friends and family are out on an outing when they're attacked by a group of Death Eaters, ending in an confrontation with Voldemort himself.

Sirius ends up hurt and falling into a coma.

Harry learns about Voldemort's Horcruxes from Dumbledore

Harry spends the year pouring over info on Horcruxes and Voldemort's life

Ilvermorny is burnt down end of 6th year by Death Eaters

Shortly after, Hogwarts is taken over by Death Eaters after Dumbledore's murder

Ilvermorny students are split between attending foreign schools and home schooling

Harry, Diamond, and co work on finding and destroying Horcruxes and hunting down Death Eaters.

Late in year four, Selina carries Theodore Remus and Hope Mia.

Sirius wakes up somewhere between year six and year seven.

Remus ends up heavily injured in the Battle of Hogwarts but survives.

Connor and Jon are fraternal twins.

Tonks lives

Fred dies

Wolfstar

Harmony

BatCat

StephCass

Diamond x Batbrothers

Timeline 4

Pretty much timeline 3 but no Hermione.

Draco's friendly with the group

Tonks dies

Wolfstar

BatCat

StephKon

Cass x Harry

Diamond x Batbrothers

Timeline 5

Timeline four but Drarry

Timeline 6

Timeline 1 but Harry x Ron x Hermione

Timeline 7

Hogwarts so that happens according to cannon

Cassandra is younger

No Helena

Jack Napier (Joker) poses as a teacher of Ilvermorny and beats Jason to death in April

Diamond and his brothers take his death hard

They spiral until they kill the Joker in early August

Harry is the great-grandson of Death (he was the Peverell brothers' father)

He begs his grandfather to bring back Jason

Thanatos agrees but warns that Jason and Harry might be different afterwards.

They are. Jason's got that white streak in his hair, glowing green eyes, and a temper that could level cities; Harry's angry too and he can see it all- the Shades and the things that are already dead.

Jason's in pt until October

Sirius ends up hurt and falls into a coma after battle at the dept. of mysteries

Harry, Diamond, and co work on finding and destroying Horcruxes and hunting down Death Eaters.

Late in year four, Selina carries Theodore Remus and Hope Mia.

Sirius wakes up somewhere between year six and year seven.

Remus ends up heavily injured in the Battle of Hogwarts but survives.

Damian is a Magically Engineered Child (in essesnce, magic stone was used to harness magic child making stuff from Bruce was used without his knowledge to implant a child in Talia.

Connor is too. (Son of Lex, Clark, and random surrogate)

Tonks does not survive

Wolfstar

Harmony

BatCat

StephCass

Diamond x Batbrothers

Timeline 8

Hogwarts so cannon

Cassandra is older

No Helena

Jack Napier beats Jason to near death and he ends up in a coma until late July

Diamond and his brothers spiraled and killed the Joker

Sirius ends up hurt and falling into a coma.

Potion accident dyes Jason's hair streak white

Harry, Diamond, and co work on finding and destroying Horcruxes and hunting down Death Eaters.

Late in year four, Selina carries Theodore Remus and Hope Mia.

Sirius wakes up somewhere between year six and year seven.

Remus ends up heavily injured in the Battle of Hogwarts but survives.

Connor is a clone

Tonks does not survive

Wolfstar

Harmony

BatCat

StephCass

Diamond x Batbrothers

Timeline 9

Cassandra is same age

No Helena

Jason dyes his hair streak white by accident in a Potions accident that also tints his eyes green

Sirius ends up hurt and falling into a coma.

Harry, Diamond, and co work on finding and destroying Horcruxes and hunting down Death Eaters.

Late in year four, Selina carries Theodore Remus and Hope Mia.

Sirius wakes up somewhere between year six and year seven.

Remus ends up heavily injured in the Battle of Hogwarts but survives.

Connor and Jon are twin brothers

Tonks does not survive

Wolfstar

Ron x Harry x Hermione

BatCat

StephCass

Diamond x Batbrothers

[meowdei]

Detective Wrio and journalist Riv who will NOT leave him alone about updates on an investigation for a huge Fontaine case/scandal until one day my nosiness comes in handy and I find out some details that help with the case and he’s like okay. Fine. You’re not half bad

[missingnozw]

My problem with Neve Gallus isn’t jealousy or envy over Lucanis. Nah, never has been. I don't care about that.

It’s jealousy and envy because I want to be her🥲

[frnkiebby]

I'm your biggest fan and willing to fight people about it

i think i know of at least one person who would be willing to fight you over that~🎃

[cainrising]

Kelly's actually so beautiful why do so many people hate her

[mjshortformcjesus]

pov my conversation with @v0rtex-sys (this is about a fictional serial killer)

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Scrooge, stressed over a disaster of his own making: this is killing me

Goldie, who’s been inconvenienced by it: good, die.