#CRASH SAMMIE

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i think im fixating on this series, ive pretty much non-stop been listening to the spotify playlists

[radiantrookie]

My favorite scene from CRASH

[yandereunsolved]

James Randal in RvB or CRASH would go crazy hard.

-CRASH-

James would be such a fucking menace because he'd (accidentally?) encourage Duke and blow so many things up.

"Whaaaaaaatttttttttt? You're only taking that little explosives with you? You should always carry extra incase something goes wrong!"

James then proceeds to somehow fuck up every mission yet makes sure they are successful. The team needs that. And for some reason this untrained, very old man can help them with that.

I can see him being called Papa James or Pops Senior.

Pops absolutely despises and loves James. How is he supposed to command an 82yr old man who showed up out of the blue and just joined their team? Command has no idea where the fuck he came from- but he won't leave! And isn't abandoning an old man in "dangerous" territory senior abuse?

He probably tries to put a tracker on James so he can keep track of wherever he is going. The last thing he needs is another JR incident. (James Randal incident ― aka anytime he manages to fuck up n' fix things.) Well, they are a FIXER Team. Maybe he can stay.

And at least James keeps Peanut (sort of) on task!

And Crash is incredibly annoyed by James. But then again, when isn't he annoyed?

Don't get him started on SAMMIE. He thought he was only into houses. Apparently his interest expands to modified Heavy Machine Guns.

"Hey, beautiful. You come here often?" James asks as he wiggles his eyebrows seductively.

Yeah... James has been banned from being alone with any heavy machinery. There's a 110% chance he'll either fuck it or fuck with it. Izzy feels a headache coming on anytime James Randal enters a room.

-RvB (Blood Gulch Chronicles)-

Oh, gods. They're suspicious that he might be an alien at first. Or be some sort of puppet for something bad.

An old man wandering around Blood Gulch looking for the local burger joint? That's... something none of them have ever seen before.

And he's carrying a minigun! Don't worry. He told Caboose it was just a prop.

James Randal is the type of mother fucker to just switch sides whenever he feels like it. They just kind of let him go freely, like a stray cat. He refuses to wear armor because it feels too itchy. He's gotta be free!

And I mean... he's useful. He uses his landscaping abilities to make the dirt and rocks look- even better somehow?

Also, you still can't let this man near any military equipment. Someone is going to end up dead and he'll just say "oopsie!"

He definitely flirted with Donut because of the pink light red armor.

"I already told you Mr. Randal, I'm not a girl!"

"That armor tells me otherwise, sweetheart. Give daddy Randal a kiss on the cheek."

Grif and Simmons are laughing their asses off in the corner. Sarge has to break it up.

Tucker and James definitely get into some shenanigans. Mostly because James is like "what a kind young man. I was even more of a sexual deviant when I was his age."

Caboose and James are besties. They match each other's energy.

James is so ready to help Caboose with his journey on making Church his bff. James is so ready to help the private with his training. He'll even help teach him how to drive Shelia! Does James know how to drive a tank and properly instruct someone on such? Uh, he already taught road safety and self defense. Close enough―!

Caboose just sees James as a nice old man and a really good friend. He likes to give James big hugs. During the time when James becomes tiny because he got stuck in a dryer Caboose stands up for him. He does all he can do to help James adjust to his new life!

10/10 James Randal experience. Somehow ends up with both of the flags and is using them as blankets for his camping experience out in the Gulch.

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CRASH (1996) dir. David Cronenberg

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ELIAS KOTEAS as Vaughan CRASH (1996) dir. David Cronenberg

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CRASH (1996) dir. David Cronenberg

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real talk but i just don't get why the show introduced simone and sammy and have adult tai's storylines revolve around them if their only purpose is to be there for only for the first season and in the next one have simone being fridged and Sammy also disappearing from the narrative. I find it so disrespectful because what they did to Simone is not only fridging but also it's weird how when white woman Van comes around suddenly the black woman that Tai had a relationship with needs to completely disappear from the narrative. Why introduce important characters for Taissa only to disregard them completely when she meets up again with Van? What was the purpose of making Taissa having a family only for her to forget both of them in the start of s2??? For tha sake of Taivan? Literally what.

[drunkwithmouthwash]

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙚

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While we’re on the topic of song lyrics, might as well post this pic that has been sitting in my files for like a week..

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Song: Take Me To Church

Artist: Cover by Sofia Karlberg (original by Hozier)

[pokemon1oadvanced]

Sammy and Kenji watching a helicopter go down: ‘What idiots fly a helicopter over a valley of dinos?’

Hears Ben’s scream*

Sammy and Kenji: ‘Wait, those are our idiots!’

[b00mrang]

No Valentines detour this year. Have these as a consolation.

[swan2swan]

This line is one of my Absolute Favorites from this show, because it really digs right into the new world that the kids are in:

They're not kids anymore.

There's a furious man threatening harm to Bumpy and her friends, and Sammy puts herself square in the middle of the argument, turns on the charm and promises that she'll make it up to him...and when he doesn't acquiesce, she immediately turns Stern. She bluntly tells him to go home. As an adult talking to another adult.

She has her own property. Her own life. Her own world. She has authority now. The days where they're kids hiding from robots or businessmen or sneaking away from big game hunters and mercenaries are over. Sammy has land, she has responsibilities, and she's not backing down from them. Sammy Gutierrez is an adult woman, and she's going to act like one.

[wh0re-in-the0ry]

Teehee :3c

(Outfits under the cut)

This took forever. Give me attention.

[emberphoenixisgoingtolive]

N6 disability headcanons!

Darius

Autism, PTSD, depression

Covid conscious (for Ben)

Brooklynn

Limb difference (canon), chronic stump pain, occasional phantom pain

PTSD, anxiety

Covid conscious (for Ben)

Yaz

Chronic ankle pain/instability, uses ankle braces and sometimes a cane (or Sammy’s arm if she doesn’t have her cane on that day), TBI from the suchominus (???) tail in chaos theory s3 and the van crash in ct season 1, gets pretty frequent headaches, sometimes loses her balance, has leg weakness (same girl same)

Autism, PTSD, anxiety

Covid conscious (for Ben)

Kenji

Covered in burn scars from the fire incident in CT, very sensitive skin

ADHD, cPTSD, PTSD, Dyscalculia, history of suicidality

Covid conscious (for Ben)

Ben

Asthma, chronic fatigue, chronic wrist and shoulder dislocations from the pteranodons dislocating his wrist and it never healed properly (hence the wood arm guards on his left hand), TBI from the van crash in chaos theory s1, has light and sound sensitivity

Autism, PTSD, anxiety, paranoia, past OCD

Dad died of Long Covid in 2020, Ben has been very Covid conscious since

Sammy

Chronic stomach cramps from the Scorpios Rex quills, sometimes struggles with digestion, TBI from the van crash in chaos theory season 1, has chronic headaches and occasional tremors

ADHD, PTSD

Covid conscious (for Ben)

[s4mmysc0wm1ttenz]

CURSES

Oh my gosh it's like 2:14am as of now and I have to go wake up early but the things I will do for you guys here you go

Happy gay month and Jurassic june

y'all are awesome

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Life has been too stressful where I can't make any art pieces but here's some lovely photos of my f/os who I think about constantly to help me get through this

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Charon and Vergilius doodles on my driver's ed worksheet

What better than draw these two sillies