#Camper Humor

[noisycowboyglitter]

Camping Sisters Forever: Creating Lasting Memories Under the Stars

"Camping Sisters Forever" embodies the special bond shared by friends who explore the great outdoors together. Whether it’s lounging under the stars, hiking through lush forests, or sharing stories by the campfire, these adventures create lasting memories. This phrase highlights the joy of sisterhood and connection that develops among camping enthusiasts.

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The spirit of "Camping Sisters Forever" invites you to embrace nature's beauty while strengthening relationships. Every camping trip is an opportunity to forge deeper connections, equipped with laughter, adventure, and shared experiences. From setting up tents to roasting marshmallows, each moment spent together fosters a sense of belonging and camaraderie.

Ideal for those looking to celebrate friendships, this theme can inspire custom gifts, themed get-togethers, or even a scrapbook of your outdoor escapades. It encourages the sharing of tips, stories, and gear while inspiring others to join the journey. Whether you’re

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seasoned campers or new to the experience, "Camping Sisters Forever" invites everyone to create unforgettable moments in the wild, reinforcing the idea that such bonds get stronger with every adventure. Embrace the freedom of nature, and let those sisterly ties flourish!

"Funny Camping Lovers" celebrates the hilarious side of outdoor adventures. This theme captures the quirks and mishaps that often occur while camping, from setting up tents upside down to epic marshmallow roasting fails. It highlights the joy of shared laughter around the campfire, where stories of silly moments and unexpected surprises come to life. For couples or friends who love the outdoors,

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embracing the comedic aspects of camping adds an extra layer of fun. Whether through humorous gifts, quirky camping attire, or lighthearted games, "Funny Camping Lovers" encourages camaraderie and a lighthearted approach to nature adventures, ensuring unforgettable memories.

Explore unique camping gift ideas that every outdoor enthusiast will love! From multifunctional tools and portable hammocks to eco-friendly cookware and cozy sleeping bags, there's something for everyone. Consider thoughtful items like personalized mugs, durable water bottles, or compact fire pits for memorable campfires. Also, think about lightweight backpacks and insect-repellent gear to enhance their adventures. These gifts not only elevate the camping experience but also show you care about their wild adventures, making them perfect for birthdays, holidays, or special occasions.

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[mediumgayitalian]

When Lee and Michael pull him from Chiron's exceptionally dry Ancient Greek lessons, Will is excited. When they drag him down, ducking, behind the stables, as other campers walk by, he is intrigued. When they guide him all the way back to their cabin, sit him on his bed, and then drag two stools to sit across from him, silently, he is still excited.

A little nervous, now.

But excited.

"Will," Michael says, solemn. He presses his fist to his mouth, eyes carefully blank. "Will, you are almost ten years old, now."

Will bounces on his mattress, grinning. "Yeah! I'm nine and fifty-six seventy-thirds." He peers at his brothers hopefully, trying to lessen his fidgeting and appear Regal and Adult. "Am I getting my Dad present early?"

Gods, he hopes so. He has been counting down the days -- every tenth birthday, for every kid, Camp-bound or not, Apollo sends them a gift of gold jewelry, smelted in the heat of the Sun by Holy Hephaestus, jewels handcrafted by the finest artisans on Olympus, blessed by yours truly. Will has been watching in seething jealousy as Michael's signet ring glints every time he pulls back his bow, as Cass' hoops swing when she walks. He hopes the gift is earrings -- he finally convinced Michael to pierce his lobes a couple months ago, and he's tired of the ugly studs. Beckendorf made him promise to let him poke around at whatever Will gets, and Will has been itching to show him.

And to get the jewelry, obviously. That's priority number one.

Lee shakes his head slowly. "No. You will get your milestone when you get it." He exchanges a long, fearful look with Michael. Will picks at last summer's clay bead, with the trident on it. "Speaking of milestones…"

Michael makes a sudden, choked noise, covering his face with his hands and curling forward. Will startles. Lee sighs, looking down for a moment as well. When he looks up again, he meets Will's wide eyes with his teary ones, and places a supportive hand on Michael's back.

"Will…" he looks out to the open window, shaking his head slightly. When he looks back, his face is creased in apology, and his eyes are ringed with pity. Will feels his heart drop. "Have you chosen someone, yet?"

"Chosen?" Will straightens, fists twisting in his shorts. "Chosen someone for what?" Michael makes another strangled wailing noise. Will's breath hitches, and his ears white out. "Lee, tell me! Tell me now!"

"We are a Greek camp," Lee says, finally. "An ancient Greek camp. With ancient Greek customs, kiddo."

He says it softly, apologetically. Like the time a seagull swooped down and stole Will's ice cream, right from his hands, on the beach last week. Will recognizes the hopeless tone of his voice and his heart drops.

"How much did they tell you about…our customs?"

"I didn't listen to the admissions video!" Will confesses, panicked. "I'm sorry! It was so boring! There were a bajillion music numbers and they were all kind of bad no offense and the screen made my eyes hurt and I missed my mom and --"

"Will," Michael says, voice shaking. He meets Will's eyes and Will is horrified to see they are wet.

He has never seen Michael cry before -- not even once.

"It's okay, Will. Some people don't know."

"Tell me," Will begs. "Am I being sacrificed?"

To his great relief, both his brothers laugh, waving dismissive hands as they chuckle. Will sags into his pillows.

"Oh, no, gods no. That would be barbaric." Lee wipes a tear from his eyes. "C'mon, Will, we're a little more civilized than that." He smiles encouragingly. Will smiles, hesitantly, back. "You're getting married."

It takes a long enough moment for the sound to travel and the word to register that Will is sure his hearing aids have gone wonky. He taps them, as though it will do anything, and tilts his head.

"I didn't hear you right. What did you say?"

"Married," Michael repeats. "By age 10, like all people had to do back then." He and Lee exchange another weighted look. "That, or you have to marry Mr. D." He rushes to assure at Will's panicked shriek; "Only if you don't choose someone in time. You have until you turn ten, so don't worry. I'm sure you'll find someone in time. You'll have most of the summer, anyway."

There is a moment where Lee and Michael murmur to each other, nodding. "Yeah," Lee says, mostly to himself. "You'll be fine." To which Michael responds: "Of course, of course. I mean, we did it."

Will sits there, frozen.

"I can't get married!" he cries, coming back to himself. He begins to hyperventilate. "I'm -- nine! I'm a kid!" He looks to his older brothers, blue eyes big and watery. "I don't even know how to file my taxes yet!"

Lee and Michael are sympathetic. They move forward, immediately, one on either side of him; Lee slides a squeezing hand around his shoulders, Michael pats him on the leg.

"It'll be fine, squirt," Lee soothes. He gestures across them. "I mean, me and Michael found somebody. It all worked out."

"You're married?" Will chokes out. His breaths come quick and shallow, despite Lee's comforting hand. "Michael is married?!"

"Watch it, twerp," Michael warns, at the same time as Lee says: "It was a challenge and a half, but yeah, Michael is married."

Will glances quickly down. There is no ring on either of their left hands, but they must notice him looking, because Michael snorts, pinching him on the knee.

"We just told you it's an ancient Greek custom, dumbass. Rings were invented later. We just…" He makes an incomprehensible gesture with his ringless hand. "Followed the book, completed the rite, etc, etc. Boom. Matrimony."

Lee nods. He rubs Will's shoulder a final time, encouragingly, before pulling away enough to give him space to breathe.

"You'll find someone, Will. We just thought we'd warn you because it didn't look like you remembered yourself, and we don't want you to have to…well."

Will shudders. Vaguely, in the back of his blurry, blurry memory, he can recall someone saying something in a video somewhere about partners and their importance in Camp. He had not paid attention, and he curses himself for it, now -- he almost had to marry Mr. D. Mr. D. who is rude, who smells like vinegar, who always has something in his teeth, who sleeps all day and drools more than a waterfall, who scares the satyrs on purpose and never even says sorry. Who is mean and gross and the worst ever.

"Thank you," Will says, tearfully. He grips his brothers' hands in his small fists and shakes from his spot between them, almost-life flashing in front of his eyes. If his brothers hadn't warned him, Mr. D. would have made him rub his stinking feet and feed him grapes for all eternity for sure. There wouldn't even be breaks for episodes of Star Trek. He shudders. "Thank you."

His brothers return the half-hug, although Michal sighs about it. He is too short to see the smirks they flash above his head.

"Anytime, twerp."

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[yonemurishiroku]

Remember that Jercy fic wherein Percy holds Jason’s hand to show Nico that it’s okay to be affectionate with Will? Well it’s back. And it’s even more fun. 🤣🤣

The whole thing is just hilarious. Jason’s just having his sexuality crisis and Percy’s a little shit. 😭 And poor Will just got robbed into their stupid crush akdhajhdajjs.

Also? the joy that courses through me when Will started bickering with Percy is absurd. 😂

[barb-alayna-artstuff]

Back to Nature…

It’s Natural… Duh…

Good morning my happy camper luvies…

Allie

WARNING: This pic may cause severe tenting… LOL

[misforgotten2]

If this van is arockin’ then the rust problems are terminal.

1964

[kalied0skull]

What are your thoughts on my camp monitor au? (I'm thinking of writing a fic but i feel like the humour would come off better as drawings but I'm too lazy for that)

WAGAAHH DUDE !!! it is so damn fun, I've been having the funnest of times imagining every scene !!!

the fanart and everything, it's all so neat i love love it

[haethealhell]

do you remember how I had (have) a list of VoicePlay people as Riordan-Verse characters i.e. Magnus Chase, Piper McLean and all that

well, I'm back (please imagine me running forwards (with the grin of one who has set someone up for a deez nuts joke and is waiting to deliver the punchline) and giving you this post in the way that a small child would give a weird rock to someone they like) to push my Percy Jackson as Geoff Castellucci agenda because the possible skits are very funny to me

for example, Estelle's (Percy's younger sister) favorite movie being The Little Mermaid and her favorite character being Ursula and in extension, Geoff/Percy (Peoff? Geocy?)

and for a crack thing, Ursula being an actual sea deity that Percy meets, Percy telling her about the Medley and Ursula demanding to see it and becoming his biggest hype-man

the possibilities, guys

the possibilities

[youllbeinmywake]

tag dump one ft. gen & muse tags

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

SURPRISE SURPRISE PASTORCRAIGENJOYER HAS A FIC REC!!!

Death Cup by @humandyke !!!!!

Holy shit y’all I’m fuckin HOOKED THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[callmeanxietygirl]

[hopefulqueer]

Okay fuck it, last resort bc I have to have this final skit written tomorrow: ideas for a short (<5 minute, 4-8 actors) skit to give to 5th graders to perform around a campfire at a nature camp? It should be funny, positive (or at least not mean-spirited), and bonus points for having an outdoorsy theme (definitely doesn't have to be educational). Extra bonus points if it features Bigfoot because that's what I've been trying to write it about and everything just keeps falling flat.

[noisycowboyglitter]

Understanding the Risks: Why Drunk Campers Matter for Everyone

"Drunk Campers Matter" is a humorous and slightly irreverent phrase that plays on serious social movements, applying it to the lighter context of camping culture. This tongue-in-cheek slogan is typically found on novelty items like t-shirts, mugs, or camping gear, aimed at adults who enjoy combining their outdoor adventures with some alcoholic refreshments.

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The phrase pokes fun at the stereotype of campers who like to unwind with a few drinks around the campfire. It's important to note that it's meant to be taken as a joke and not to make light of actual social issues or to promote excessive drinking.

In camping circles, this slogan might be used to humorously defend the right to relax with adult beverages while enjoying nature. It could be seen as a playful rebellion against overly strict campground rules or as a way to bond with fellow campers over shared enjoyment of both the outdoors and casual drinking.

However, it's crucial to emphasize responsible behavior when camping. While the phrase is meant in jest, actual camping safety should always be a priority. Excessive alcohol consumption in outdoor settings can lead to dangerous situations and is generally discouraged.

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This kind of humor appeals to a specific audience and should be used thoughtfully, considering the setting and company. It's best suited for private gatherings of adults rather than family-friendly camping environments.

Camping Shirts: Wearable Outdoor Spirit

These versatile garments blend comfort, functionality, and style for outdoor enthusiasts. Typically made from breathable, moisture-wicking fabrics, camping shirts are designed to withstand the rigors of outdoor activities while keeping wearers comfortable.

Designs range from practical to playful, often featuring nature-inspired graphics, witty camping slogans, or scenic landscapes. Popular themes include campfires, mountains, wildlife, and RVs. Some shirts incorporate useful features like UV protection or insect repellent treatments.

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Camping shirts serve multiple purposes: they're perfect for actual camping trips, make great souvenirs, and allow outdoor lovers to showcase their passion in everyday life. They come in various styles, from classic tees to long-sleeved options for added protection.

These shirts are more than just clothing; they're a statement of love for nature and adventure, often sparking conversations among fellow outdoor enthusiasts.

Funny Camping Shirts: Outdoor Humor on the Go

These witty garments combine comfort with comedic flair for camping enthusiasts. Featuring clever puns, amusing graphics, and hilarious slogans related to outdoor life, they're perfect for sparking laughter around the campfire. Popular themes include bears, campfires, and RV mishaps. From "Happy Camper" to "S'more than a Feeling," these shirts cater to various camping humor styles. Made

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for comfort in outdoor settings, they're ideal for wearing at campsites or showcasing camping passion in everyday life. These shirts make great gifts and conversation starters for outdoor lovers.

Discover the perfect camping presents for outdoor enthusiasts! From durable gear and innovative gadgets to cozy sleeping bags and portable cooking equipment, there's something for everyone. Enhance their adventures with thoughtfully chosen gifts like multi-tools, lightweight hammocks, or personalized camping mugs. Consider essentials that elevate the camping experience, such as LED lanterns or waterproof backpacks. Whether for birthdays, holidays, or special occasions, these camping gifts will delight nature lovers and create lasting memories around the campfire.

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

For the record, I haven't rewatched Helluva in... a very long time, so take my own commentary in response to your asks with a grain of salt.

That being said... if you're like me and some episodes gross you out, or you just can't or don't want to watch the vids on Viv's channel for whatever reason, I recommend Helluva Scribe! Not only have they uploaded each episode of the series to date in novel format, collected as chapters in two separate books, they also tend to add their own little fixes, adjustments and lore/scene expansions to each! It's pretty cool!

I've been catching up on stuff I've forgotten largely with the help of their books and using them as a resource for fanfic writing

[dazzlesizzle]

Check out the new product 🔥🔥 Surf All Day

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Retro beach van illustration loaded with colorful surfboards, warm sandy tones, and the phrase "Surf All Day" in a distressed vintage font. Perfect for surf lovers, beachgoers, and those who chase endless summers.

[weartrendyv]

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[misforgotten2]

“Hawaii here we come!”

“But dear, you can’t–”

“I said Hawaii here. We. COME!”

1966