#EDIBLE CANDLES!!!!

[peatbogpirate]

completely forgot about this WIP. stocking vital ship's supplies :)

[headcanonthings]

Naruto: What does coffee taste like? Kakashi, holding a cup of coffee: Not as good as it smells. Naruto: Ah, so it's like shampoo? Kakashi:

[greenapel]

16c candles brainrot going crazy... have a dessert AU

[hrwinter]

sasheer zamata is legit so good. her comic timing is excellent for Jen. she had such amazing lines this ep

[matts-girlfriend]

petition for edible candles

honestly i could get behind this

[onlyfourbees]

i hate to say it i truly do but i would thrive as a housewife. no kids!!!! and no husband either tbh but goddamn i love cleaning my house

[lesbianalicent]

targaryen doomrot lockdown has officially begun

[sundaescoops]

3, 10, and 23

-from 🌊 Mazie

"Hi Sundae!!"

Heya Mazie! (*＾▽＾)／

3. what’s your favorite candle scent?

Oooo maybe vanilla bean or cardamom gingerbread, they make the room smell like fresh baking!

10.what’s something you’re excited for?

Getting to hang out with and learn more about my new turtle friends! <33

23. favorite piece of clothing?

Definitely my yellow hoodie! I've had it for forever, but it's still so soft inside and wearing it always calms me down.

These were fun questions!

[singlethread]

Remembered I’m an adult who can do whatever I want and I’m having a good evening

[mossytrashcan]

Today’s Daily Pixel Art. Happy Birthday, Make A Wish! (more digital presents when i am less likely to fall asleep) 🥳🥳🥳🥳

can I eat them (thank you <3)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#even worse is when they 'invent' shit that would 100% definitely already exist but doesn't yet so that the smarty-pants protag can invent it#like. knitting#noped tf out of ascendance of a bookworm partway thru volume 1 bc the author had the GALL to claim knitting didn't exist yet#I'm sorry but if you're gonna disrespect fibre arts like that I'm out. I'm out

Yeah I noped out shortly after the same point. Like the paper, fine, that's logical; there's a whole lot of steps in making paper that a largely non-literate society that already has vellum probably isn't going to develop. It's a complicated process and there needs to be a need for it; I'll buy paper, the paper's fine. But then they're like "nobody has thought to crochet in shapes before"? Really? You have a thriving textile industry and the third dimension is new to you? The idea of making little flowers is something that these professional weavers who spend their winters indoors making baskets and ribbons and stuff have never tried? I'm sorry but that's simply Not Possible.

"if I ended up in a fantasy world I'd reinvent guns" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND INVENT AN ENTIRELY METALLIC LATHE WITH A SLIDE RACK FIRST, IDIOT

"Ohhh if I got isekai'd I'd fuck around for ages perfecting the ratio and granularity of smokeless powder for some crappy cast iron cannons" DEAR SIR OR SIRETTE, HAST THOU CONSIDERED BUILDING UP SOME STREET CRED BY USING ALCOHOL AND ZINC SULFATE TO PURIFY INSULIN FROM THE PANCREAS OF LIVESTOCK??? LIKE A NORMAL PERSON??

...

Yes I want to write, okay?? But uniberbity

[pey-up]

you ate crayons and candles as a child

Not worse than the british headcanon

I did NOT. To my knowledge. I do however eat dice. For good luck :D

[nn-ee-zz]

Hiii, I was just wandering if you wouldn’t mind blabbing about the symbolism and stuff behind some of your design choices with the horse men that you might not have mentioned. Like with pestilence and death specifically I feel like there’s a lot of symbolism I’m picking up on without fully understanding. Like with Death’s sickle, both a homage to the classic scythe and a nod to the “reaping/harvesting” of souls. And with pestilence I feel like there’s something that I’m skirting around without grasping. The multiple legs strike me as a deliberate similarity to insects, and if I’m right I think that the rider is bound in a body bag type deal, similar to how disease and pestilence is so often both spread through the improper disposal of body’s, and how wide spread pestilence leads to mass graves filled with disease and the horrible anonymity that comes with being just one face in a pit of hundreds etc? All of this is, ofc, to say that I’ve adored your series of the horsemen so far and would go absolutely rabid for some insight on some of your design choices<3

My horsemen of the apocalypse! I will add the original commentary and some extras, less about the symbolism and more about what brought me to design them the way I did.

The symbolism is for you to chose, there is no wrong answer.

WAR

I can't bring myself to represent war with a cool knight. It's horror. War is a bound child crowned with shrapnel, tied to a wounded horse that is being pulled forward by unseen people.

I've read a handful of books regarding war. A lost quote said that it should be shown as horror, it should make generals vomit, it should make you sick. I haven't seen war but my family has.

It was the first horseman I've designed, and it was in my sketchbook for months (maybe over a year, maybe even more) before I had the courage to draw it. I was really scared about how people would react to a mutilated child.

Recommended reading: The Red Crown - Mikhail Bulgakov, a short story about a man coping with the loss of his brother in the war

FAMINE

Someone who lived thro a famine shared that their head was only occupied with thoughts of food. Famine consumes your mind. All animals were eaten. Neighbors gave their pets away cuz they couldn't do it themselves. People walked around town as if in a dazed dream, slowly

Recommended reading: The Last Witnesses - Svetlana Alexievitch, a collection of testimonials of people who were children when WW2 began. Some quotes below;

'''A cat! A cat!' Other children saw it and started chasing it. The educators were local habitants, looked at us as if we were insane. In Leningrad there were no living cats left...A living cat was a dream. Food for one month...We talked about it, but they didn't believe us.''

''During the first year of evacuation, we didn't notice nature, everything that was nature provoked in us only one desire - taste to see if it's edible. Only a year later I noticed the beauty of the Urals''

''I dreamt of catching a sparrow and eating it...''

''A candle burns and the shopgirl cuts the bread pieces. People follow her with their gaze. Her every movement...with burning eyes...crazed...and all that in silence.''

''People walked slowly through the city like shadows. Like in a dream...a deep dream...As in, you see it, but you think you're seeing a dream. Those sluggish movements...floating...As if a person walked on water and not on land.''

''In Leningrad there are a lot of monuments, but one is missing that should exist. They forgot about it. The monument to the dogs of the seige. Dear doggy, forgive me...''

I don't like talking about it. It made no sense to draw Famine with a horse.

PESTILENCE

Based on the notes of a doctor who said the most frightening thing about viral disease was how it didn’t frighten. People didn’t know or didn't care. They lived and spread until it was too late and they became another name on the record

The clothing being made out of shredding plastic is no coincidence; pollution is a form of pestilence too

Recommended reading: Notes from a Countryside Doctor - Mikhail Bulgakov. Roughly translated quote below;

''Ah, I verified that here syphilis was frightening precisely because it did not frighten. That was why I evoked that woman.* I remembered her with a kind of affectionate respect: because she had been afraid. But she was the only one!''

*Early in the chapter, doctor mentions a woman that appeared in the clinic with a letter from her soldier husband, where he wrote that he had syphilis and told her she should go to the doctor too.

DEATH

Recommended reading: Voices of Chernobyl - Svetlana Alexievitch. The Death of Ivan Ilitch - Lev Tolstoi

“Death is the fairest thing in the world. No one's ever gotten out of it. The earth takes everyone - the kind, the cruel, the sinners. Aside from that, there's no fairness on earth.”

Death is the only horseman that doesn’t need to mount their horse; they will reach everyone eventually. Who is the saddle for then? Open ended question because this one you have to figure out personally

Many people pointed out how the horse is a Clydesdale. Good eyes! I purposefully asked a friend to guide me towards what type of horses are the sturdiest and most-friendly looking. I drew the horse grazing. It's not injured, it doesn't gallop. It's grazing peacefully because life moves on.

This is the only design that had a painting serve as a base - The Reaper, by Alexey Venetsianov. Not much or nothing at all is written about, I saw it in a book. It is a literal reaper but it haunted me, as if it's portraying more than a person.

The choice to make it a woman was due to a book about a crematory (Smoke Gets in Your Eyes - Caitlin Doughty) that connected women to death because everyone born is bound to die.

Ahhh, I don't want to give it all away. It's fun to figure things out. About them all. From the enviroment, to the movement, to the horses themselves. Many people even mentioned details that I did not notice and didn't add purposefully that were so inspired and amazing. I truly mean that the interpretations of the public enrich the works even more than my own words. And it's an honor to share that work with everyone.

Thank you anon!

[5-htagonist]

im on a BOAT! in ALASKA! a really BIG BOAT!

[va3]

I’m so soft and I’m gonna get massages tonight aaaaa

[waning-knives]

Okay, look, I know this is all shitposts, BUT:

It is actually possible to consume candles. That is, to make consumable candles. It is a fun gimmick but if you actually wanted to consume a candle for magic reasons it would be the most perfect thing.

You make a candle-shaped cylinder of Marzipan (almond paste, or mix two parts ground almonds with one part sugar and add some bitter almond extract and just enough water for consistency), and stick in a very thin sliver of almond for the wick. You can actually light it on fire. You can also actually eat it. You can, in fact, actually light it on fire and then just chomp off the top while it's on fire.

Just in case you actually wanted to take all the above seriously.

I'm ready to start some witchy discourse today:

Don't blow out your candles!

consume them to extinguish the flames