#First year antics

[thecreatureinyourcloset]

First year incorrect quotes

[sentimental-idiot25]

{First year days} Yaga dragged Gojo by the sleeve of his uniform, "What is wrong with the youth these days?" Yaga said shaking his head. "I didn't say anything to her," Gojo rolled his eyes as he let himself be dragged. "You both are in your first year here, I don't need you two hating each other already," Yaga let out. They finally made it to the classroom where Shoko was seated. She pretended to not notice that they both entered the room and kept examining her nails. "Now apologize," Yaga demanded as he left go of Gojo's sleeve. Gojo readjusted his uniform.

"Well I can't do that if she's not looking at me!" He threw out his hands motioning to Shoko. "Shoko, don't make this more difficult," Yaga said exasperated. "Fine," she said and looked up at Gojo who was standing on the opposite side of her desk. She leaned back in her chair and crossed her arms. "Shoko...I am sorry," Gojo let out somewhat strained and not looking at Shoko. Yaga cleared his throat as Gojo looked over to him and sighed. "I am really sorry," he let out more genuinely. "And," Shoko motioned with her hand. "And..." Gojo thought for a second, "Despite what people tell you-- you're as good as any male sorcerer..." Shoko's eyes widened in ager, "That's it!" Shoko lunged from her seat and grabbed Gojo by the collar of his uniform, pulling him closer to her face. "You arrogant, chauvinistic asshole!" Gojo flashed a grin before showing a mocking pout, "What I do this time?" Yaga watched the exchange with a bemused expression, unable to hide a small smile. He knew that these two talented young sorcerers had the potential to become great assets to the school, but their personalities clashed like oil and water. "I'm going to fucking kill you one day," She threatened as she looked him in the eyes, fully intent with her words. Gojo tilted his head slightly back and made eye contact with Yaga, "You're not gonna say anything?" He said plainly and motioned his head to Shoko.

"As long as she doesn't actually do it, fine by me," Yaga believes that the famous Gojo Satoru needs to be humbled. And maybe having Shoko on his team will do just the trick. "I'm gonna step outside and let you two handle this," Yaga began to walk outside the classroom despite Gojo's protests. "What the hell," Gojo's mouth was left wide open, "Some teacher you are..." As he turned his back from watching the door close to Shoko, Gojo leaned in slightly closer to her and flashed a charming smile. "You know, Shoko, I have to admit, you're even more impressive up close."

Shoko's cheeks flushed a light shade of pink, let go of his collar and slightly pushed him back, "Is that your way of saying sorry, Gojo? Flattery won't get you off the hook that easily."

Gojo chuckled, his gaze locked onto hers. "Oh, come on, Shoko, you can't blame a guy for trying, can you?" She raised her fists to make her statement and feelings more clear to him, "You are insufferable," "Insufferable, huh? Some might say it adds to my charm." He smiled smugly. "Charm, arrogance, and a dash of recklessness, huh? Oh lucky me having the wondrous joy of dealing with you," she rolled her eyes. Yaga couldn't help but overhear their banter from outside the classroom and shook his head with a chuckle. "Those two are going to be the death of me," he muttered to himself, contemplating how he had gotten himself into the role of their mediator.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

When you can’t get the throne by killing Megatron just take it anyways (tactic learned by cats)

[lbhslefttiddie]

the qiong ding peak disciples 100% have petty beef with lbh for stealing their favourite didi lmao

they're not gonna Actually beat him up (without Reason) but they're very emphatic about how thoroughly they WILL if lbh messes with sy. it's like a shovel talk that never ends

sy isn't actually completely oblivious to whats going on but he doesn't get why they're like this and he thinks theyre being fucking stupid (and he trusts them to not actually bully binghe) so he's elected to ignore their antics entirely

[wolfgang1097]

What's up, it's me, Ari. This may be a bit of a personal ramble, but I cannot help but say that I have had a strange obsession (and crush) on these two dudes for about a year and a half now.

(Screenshots were taken from MADtv).

I can't help but get quite a bit of an adrenaline rush whenever I check out the animated shorts from MADtv and/or check out the paperback strips, a good deal of which I personally wish were made into animated shorts for MADtv way back when. Then again, some of them from the first three paperback books were, from what I realized. Yes, I am one of those folks who wished there were new shorts for season three instead of rerunning the two seasons of the shorts through season five (unless I'm mistaken). There were plenty of ideas to go around and I personally believe that several strips from The Fourth Declassified Files of Spy vs. Spy would have been perfect for season three, along with some select strips from Spy vs. Spy the Follow-Up Files (other than the Tall Bed and Cat's Cradle strips/shorts, from season two), and of course some of the magazine strips plus a few of the one panel opening gags.

Anyway, I was first exposed to these two goofy, cheeky, demented weirdos was thanks to the Mountain Dew commercials, which aired when I was just seven years old, and some of the animated shorts from MADtv, courtesy of my two older sisters because they were fans of some of the live-action characters of the show, especially Stuart Larkin. From what I remember, MADtv frequently aired reruns of their older seasons on Comedy Central when I was a kid in the 2000s.

I don't know why, but whenever I watch the MADtv shorts or check out the magazine and/or the paperback strips (regardless of era), I personally tend to get a mixture of Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead (kind of), and even Jackass vibes. Maybe it's their wild, zany, outrageous, and insanely hilarious antics. They may be insane, but at the end of the day, they split my sides.

Thank you for checking out my ramble. Peace.

I do not claim ownership of any content. Spy vs. Spy belongs to MAD Magazine and Antonio Prohias.

[whatsupwalnut]

Painland Week Day 2: Myths/Legends

@ deathsankh: lmao does Edwin Payne rly think i cant see him 😂

@ deathsankh: poor kid’s been in hell for 73 years and he comes right back to school? NERD

@ deathsankh: omg he made a friend, i love this for him

@ deathsankh: his lil friend is cute but imma let them cook 🙏

@ deathsankh: bumped into the boys again today, they brought me an offering

@ deathsankh: little girl didnt know she was dead, poor thing

@ deathsankh: i can’t share deets (thanks hipaa) but she died in her apartment and she’s been stuck there for decades

@ deathsankh: they played a game with her and suddenly her soul is calling to me??? okay boys, go offff

@ deathsankh: they thought i couldnt see them BEHIND A DESK lmaooooo 

@ deathsankh: these new kids crack me up

@ deathsankh: the dead boys are still in that apartment, they can’t hide for shit

@ deathsankh: 🏅 congrats to the worst to ever do it 🏅

@ deathsankh: they sent me two more souls in the past month and they’re still scared of me

@deathsankh: we’re colleagues now darlings, have fun out there 💅

@ deathsankh: stop, the little dead boys

@ deathsankh: im obsessed

@ deathsankh: they started a “detective agency” and ive gotten like 16 tributes from them so far

@ deathsankh: and get this

@ deathsankh: they’re calling it

@ deathsankh: THE DEAD BOYS DETECTIVE AGENCY 😂😂

@ deathsankh: like that’s not gunna attract attention from the afterlife

@ deathsankh: i put my contacts on notice, hands off unless they go thru me

@ deathsankh: the night nurse could be a problem but who’s gunna say no to me 💅

@ deathsankh: these boys are lucky i like they, they literally freed a ghost IN THEIR OFFICE tonight

@ deathsankh: like im not gunna sense them hiding on the windowsill 🙄

@ deathsankh: i should have said BOO right before i took Wilfred 😂 but u know im too profesh

@ deathsankh: i guess the dead boy detectives got spooked bc now they’re in port townsend??? 

@ deathsankh: BITCH IM EVERYWHERE 😂😂

@ deathsankh: i gotta call my girl Lilith, she was out there last time we spoke and it’s been too long

@ deathsankh: their little friend kinda reminds me of her

@ deathsankh: these boys stay getting themselves into situations ong

@ deathsankh: i cant talk specifics but that dad was a piece of work

@ deathsankh: im only sorry i couldnt get to him myself.

@ deathsankh: Lilith is Not Doing Well, please reach out if you have her info 🙏

@ deathsankh: shit is POPPING OFF in port townsend

@ deathsankh: why cant these kids take a proper holiday

@ deathsankh: night nurse is ON MY ASS like i don’t already know about this

@ deathsankh: she takes this shit too seriously lmao

@ deathsankh: YO

@ deathsankh: HELL????

@ deathsankh: HITTING UP MY CONTACTS ASAP @DESPAIR KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR A SAD NERDY KID IN UNDERWEAR YOU’LL KNOW THE ONE

@ deathsankh: oh shit what up @simonpages 

@ deathsankh: Thank you to everyone who reached out to Lilith, including the dead boy’s little friend! She’s doing much better now and hell has a new resident :) 

@ deathsankh: NOT LILITH lmao my bad 😂

@ deathsankh: the boys are out of hell but everyone is still sad??? they said their neighbor died but i didnt hear anything? mods????????????????????????????????????

@ deathsankh: this one is out of my jurisdiction gl out there boys 🫡

@ deathsankh: whole squad is back in London

@ deathsankh: the medium’s parents are annoying i need to give them a buzz…

@ deathsankh: NOT LIKE THAT u know i can’t take ppl before their time, but like…

@ deathsankh: they need a lil reminder that im coming :) 

@ deathsankh: i gotta take the night nurse out for drinks bc she is STRUGGLING @ThePrincipal u crazy for this one queen 😂😂 girls night soon?

@ deathsankh: fr tho does nn think i look at all that paperwork bc LMAO

@ deathsankh: the tweedy one loves it tho have fun king

@ deathsankh: like im not gunna approve the asylum paperwork sksksksks

@ deathsankh: omg they got the news and the whole squad is crying in the club 

@ deathsankh: even the night nurse lmao im never letting her live this down

@ deathsankh: maybe i shouldnt have delivered the news personally, i think i almost killed the boys again 😬 my bad yall

@ deathsankh: was anyone surprised the curly one kissed the tweedy one when i told them 😂

@ deathsankh: took them long enough tbh 😻

[harukakitous]

Eternally suffering from the antics of his cast members (and Yasunari let’s be real) with a side of amateur artistry, love of saunas, and idolness... Happy 23rd birthday Yuki Hayama!  

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

"Cuhut it out- you guys!" "Nu-uh, not until you're all perked up first! You don't want those gym challengers meetin' with an ol' mopey leader, do ya?" "Whitney's right, dear friend. No need to hide that beautiful smile of yours, alright?~"

What it takes to cheer up Johto's beloved ghost boy 👻💕

[steinwayandhissons]

lately ive been obsessed with the fact that when alex sings on stage, he can never keep his eyes open for more than a few seconds at a time, and even then they’re half-lidded

[dailykugisaki]

Day Seventy-five | id in alt

He used her shirt as a washcloth because she accidentally left it in the bathroom and she came and shaved the middle of his head in his sleep.

Sukuna probably fixed it because he doesn't wanna look ugly when possessing somebody.

[thecreatureinyourcloset]

First year incorrect quotes Pt2

[cannibalisticskittles]

made all the proper preparations for a meeting with a parent, confirmed with them multiple times that the date and time of the meeting worked for them and they would be available to participate on the phone, got an updated working phone number for them, and.... they didn't answer the phone at the meeting time or at any point in the hour after the meeting time

found out later that instead they were calling the office trying to get ahold of the school psych (who, to be clear: is not involved at all in any part of the IEP process; the psych handles evaluations. this... was not an evaluation. and there has not been a recent or even semi-recent evaluation) to complain that she never answers the parent's calls

well... yes, babe! because she's busy doing her actual job! astonishing.

based on this parent's track record they're going to be calling the office and/or the psych tomorrow on loop just to holler about how we aren't doing our jobs right and they're going to sue us. not me tho! never me first! always someone else to try and get them to do someone else's (my) job because they don't like me. only after they talk to a handful of other people and make the same complaints will they maybe, maybe call me. if they call my classroom phone i'm not even going to bother picking up. they'd just start screaming obscenities in the middle of class anyway.

maybe if they hadn't spent an hour actively dodging attempts from the SPED department (me) to contact them, they could have talked to someone like they claimed they wanted, but oh well! i meticulously documented every step of this process so there's no need for me to keep chasing this parent, and i don't even have the time to have a little appeasement meeting with them; i have other meetings every day through the last day of school, and then i'm out. tough luck for them!

[ventifrappa]

he just looks sooo good covered in blood…

[risingsh0t]

SURVIVORS 🔥

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[mitamicah]

confession time: After sleeping on it, I actually think I miss the Joker Out guys a bit more than I miss Jere and crew atm. That might be because it has been longer since I've watched them live comparred to Käärijä ...

... but because of this I'm actually tempted to do something very scandalous *gasp - I know; how nonkääryle of me* and only go for Hamburg tomorrow in hopes that Joker Out will get some Europe dates this fall as well :'D

(and if they don't then I hope the Käärijä shows in germany won't sell out too quickly :'D)

[tvnacity]

i had a professor last semester call my cohort "chill" (we laughed at this) and she said we'd understand what she meant when we had class with the second-years in the spring and well. it's now spring. and she was right. We Understand.