#Go to sleep please

[redheadarcher]

@spiderz0mbie said: "Leave me alone, I'm an adult, I choose when I go to bed."

She narrowed her eyes for a moment, placing both hands on her hips before letting out a long, weary sigh. Dealing with vigilantes was so hard—and yes, she was choosing to ignore the fact that she was one too and would probably do the same thing in this situation. 

"Ok look, I'm not saying you're wrong, but—" She paused, carefully considering her next words. She’d been on the other end more than once before, she knew the feeling well. "You’re visibly exhausted." she pointed out, stating what she thought was obvious. 

"And that's saying something. Now, yeah, you're an adult, you can do whatever you'd like.” She waved dismissively with one of her hands. “But would you rather go to bed now and get some rest, or pass out in the middle of a patrol or something?"

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

STILL thinking about drunk chess actually

stupid as hell bonus:

[pidgydraws]

🩹 let him rest 🩹

[violet-hady]

(:<

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[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[nemuiemi]

head scratches 💗

[thekingofspin]

IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING

i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard

[the-raccoon-in-your-walls]

I was hoping to get shakespeared but this is a lot funnier for some reason

Nice frontal lobe :)

*stirs it like an iced latte*

:3

Thanketh thee!

* fucking dies *

:>

[jasperyourmutt]

Get me real drunk under the pretense you’re going to use my body in nefarious ways only to give me head scritches until I pass out and get a full nights sleep

[teyrnacousland]

With a new Dragon Age game out I am once again begging people to stop citing "Project Elvhen" when you're trying to figure out what in game elven phrases and words mean. That's just some thing some guy made up. It's not correct, it's not trying to be, it's fanmade.

Good Alternatives:

Bitter Gossamer's Elvhen Cipher (it is literally amazing! I highly recommend this one) Katiebour's Best Guess at Elvhen (very outdated, but still a good resource!) Dragon Age Wiki's Elven Language Page

[dreamingkitsunewrites]

Current brainrot:

Tw: nsfw heavy smut, Dom!Choso, a hint of Yandere!Choso- MDNI

Choso having you doggy on your bed, a mix of your sticky juices dripping down and staining your pink Pucca sheets, right above the print where the cute little girl is pecking Garu's flushed cheek.

He's fucking your poor abused hole incredibly hard and fast once again, lost in the haze of the gummy resistance provided by your slick walls. He's eager, his hands grab your waist harshly (no doubts purplish bruises will pop out of nowhere in that same spot the next morning), forcing you to push your plushy ass further up in the air, in search of that perfect angle that allows his fat, girthy cock to reach deeper, so deep to be screwing the very essence of your soul. He loves how tight you feel in this position, basically folded in half and impaled by his ruthless dick....a maddening sensation for Cho, who simply becomes a beast whenever he's offered the opportunity to ruin you like this... You were ruined for everyone else now and the thought alone makes his head spin, a rush of possessiveness heading straight to his cock. It's just after he has completed his masterpiece, almost breaking your little cunt for good and flooding it with a torrent of his thick seed, that he feels a pang of guilt: his heart clenches sightly with tender affection at the sight of your spent body, collapsed onto the mattress among all of those cute illustrations on your bedding and still convulsing from your high. You look so sweet,just out of a cartoon, so fragile, so submitted to him...

He delicately runs his strong, big hands up and down the curve of your ass, silently admiring the oh so filthy way his cum oozes out of your pulsating entrance with heart-shaped pupils

"Mine..." He muses to himself.

[cervinae-canine]

imagine cuddling up to your f/o while underneath some thick, warm blankets. they see that you want to get closer, so they happily oblige, wrapping their arms around you and holding you tightly against their body. you rest your head against their chest; soothed, warm, and with the person you love.

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please! Dividers by @/kodaswrld !

[3twindragons]

It’s been a long dry spell for WinterHawk!

[gremnda]

scientific research proves that moving on is hard when your dead soulmate's evil clone keeps terrorizing you

[dxrkl1ght]

When is he gonna be back?

It's not the same without him...

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This first started as a doodle but look at what it turned into ;w;

I've wondering how Dazzle has been feeling ever since Jack left the house. Heck, she doesn't even know he's infected

[ahhrenata]

Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie hears him. He keeps his eyes closed and just listens- to Steve grumbling to himself when his hair doesn’t sit quite right, who starts to hum and whisper some catchy song. Eddie turns his sleepy gaze onto Steve as he shuffles around their room- watching quietly as he slips on his clothes, his shoes, a simple chain with Eddie’s ring around his neck. A warm, affectionate smile breaks across his face. Before he leaves, Steve glances at what he expects to be a sleeping Eddie, but instead, he’s met with a rasped, ‘Hey.’ Eddie sits himself up, stretches his arm across Steve’s side of the bed, and reaches, fingers wiggling. Steve crosses the room to cradle his face.

Their foreheads press, noses bump, and Steve brushes his fingers across scars and dimples.

He breathes a quiet,

‘Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you.’

Eddie huffs a tired laugh,

‘You know I never mind.’

Because, yeah.

Every morning Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie always hears him.

( another one from the poll | WIP )