#HE WAS SO SEXY

[spikedfearn]

what if I write a remmick x reader au

[xoxochb]

when a killer’s chasing me but it’s just 1978 michael myers

[catherinetheprincessofwales]

Kate the Duchess | Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge shares a joke with Sir Ben Ainslie, during the launch of British challenger team for the 35th America's Cup at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich, London, 10 June 2014.

[xx-scene-queen-fangz-xx]

WHY WOULD U SAY THAT

[teex]

SINNERS (2025) dir. by Ryan Coogler

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price hosts The Horror Hall of Fame (1974)

[civetcider]

ME AS A BUG, she/her

[whitedarkmoonflower]

Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes // Thunderbolts* 2025

[mmmurdockss]

Sassy Lawyer Matt Murdock you are so loved!!!

[kruegerspillow]

simon who leaves a random drunken stranger that started to flirt with him in order to talk with awkward! reader, unintentionally making them all flustered instead :(

(a little continuation of this)

awkward! reader who silently listens in to the conversation between simon and the drunken stranger. the interaction was filled with rambles and very questionable remarks from the woman while he just grunts in response.

simon who just ends up pissed at the woman after a few minutes, causing him to lift himself up from the seat, grabbing his glass of whiskey before walking towards you. you noticed, watching as simon walks away from her without a word.

"mind if i sit 'ere?" simon spoke up with a tinge of annoyance, and, of course, you can't refuse.

he sat beside you, the couch slightly shifting at the sudden weight. you swore you could feel him leaning back on the pub's couch, his legs spread and balaclava pulled up until the bridge of his nose. he quietly took a sip from his glass while you do the same.

"ya drink often?" the sudden question catches you off guard, and you fumble for a response, your voice quieter than you'd like.

"not really," you admitted.

"never pegged ya as the bar type," his eyes flickered over to you.

"... uh, 's that a good thing?" you heard a small grunt leaving his lips at your response.

"think tha's for you to decide, no?"

"I... guess so."

the silence took over the conversation, causing the chattering of others to be more prominent. a few minutes of silence had passed, and you felt like burying yourself into a deep, deep hole.

"so... d'you usually go to pubs?" you asked, hoping to break the gnawing silence.

"no, not often. usually jus' go 'ere after several missions."

"that's nice."

"... fuckin' 'ell." he paused for a moment, "this 's your idea of small talk, eh?"

fuck. you could feel the heat rising up in your cheeks before you turned your head away from your lieutenant, hoping to hide the sheepish expression on your face. the couch squeaked as he shifted, his head leaning in closer to yours while his knee brushed against yours. simon could feel himself getting slightly tipsy from all the drinks.

"don'tcha worry 'bout it. 'm not teasin' ya for tha', sweet'eart. d'ya want me to teach ya a thing or two 'bout this... interestin' topic of conversations?"

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[kiisaes]

so yeah i played thru undertale for the first time the other day

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[spikedfearn]

Remmick's face when he finally puts the tip in

credit to @prettyliittleviolets for photo shopping the hand out!!

[cloudabserk]

more ronan

[naarisz]

Let's be honest BG3 is just a Gale dressing up game.

Yeah, I'm drawing his iconic outfits. I'm still thinking about what outfits should I draw next, so tips are welcomed. :)

[recents]

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2