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arminsbf · 1 year ago

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#PLEASEEE PLEASE PLEASE #HE. IS. SO. FINE.#jake sully save me #holy shit #jake sully #james cameron avatar #eli yaps 🗣️

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cafeyote · 6 months ago

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me and gang at the haunted house

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stealingpotatoes · 6 months ago

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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

#id add this to the main post (OVER 100K WHAT???) but its already too long so new post ig loll #adventures of normalgirl #self potes-trait #(for tooth context he had to have his teeth taken out a few months ago bc they were trying to kill him) (but hes fine now)#also i actually made a slight effort with the shakespearean this time instead of picking words by vibe <3 #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #10k #my doods #20k

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butchfalin · 2 years ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months ago

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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

#megatron #optimus prime #bumblebee #b 127 #transformers one #transformers #divorced megop and their weird son's unerving coping mechanisms #every time megatron tries to get bee to do evil plots with him bee starts talking to trash optimus for advice #it freaks megatron out so much he just stopped being evil around bee #okay fine whatever we will play strat ball ok #LOOOL #characters can be stupid and in unrealistic scenarios if its funny...#i dont make fanart just to redraw 1 to 1 scenes from the movie..#i like to play and have fun

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noonecareslol · 6 months ago

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underrated in his OWN SHOW.

raw. next question.

#gi hun x reader #seong gi hun #seong gi hun x reader #gi hun #squid game #squid games #squid game x reader #hwang inho x reader #player 456 #456 x reader #underrated #so fine #he��s so silly #my shaylaaaa #player 001 #001 x 456 #gihun x inho

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hinamie · 19 days ago

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growth // decay

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #sukuna #ryoumen sukuna #itafushikugi #take them take them take them im DONE #i started this 3 WEEKS AGO kms curse u job.....curse u commute......#whatever its fine bc look mom i can still draw omg i can still draw and i dont hate it!!!!!#this was th first actual insp that had hit since like. march. and i was like omg yippee finally i can not want to die while doing my hobby #regardless of th 3 week timeline (atrocious) im soosososo pleased w these #nobara in particular i am especially proud of i tried smth new with her hair and the render and i ws like!!!! :D!!!!!!#altho i kinda ended up shooting myself in th foot bc of it when it came time to move onto itfs #bc by then a whole week had passed and id forgotten how i did it so i was worried abt style consistency #esp when megumi's colour palette said it wanted to be blue all of a sudden #but i decided hey whatever ill lean in2 primaries itll b fine and fun (it was in fact not so fine and fun i suffered the whole time)#nobara looks GREAT megumi looks great in lowercase bc tht hood made me want to die #yuuji...#kinda worried abt yuuji bc of sukuna it looks pretty busy over there on the left but whatever man ive been working on this fr too long #i dont dislike it at all but i definitely think hes the weakest of th series dsgkjsfdj rip i redid his pose like 4 times #whatever we persist!!! enjoy hina draws the first years with plants and weird eye horror episode 352347 #hopefully this is a sufficient offering after my month+ hiatus gomen smile

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flawlessflesh · 1 year ago

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#thistle #thistle dungeon meshi #falin touden #dungeon meshi #he's fine everything is fine and dandy and he has it all under control so don't ASK!!!!#my art

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kenqo · 2 months ago

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dilf!nanami x virgin!f!reader (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

nanami shoving his big cock in your tight little pussy :( you two met at a bar the other day, you’re barely twenty one and he’s already in his early forties.

imagine his shock when he finds out you’re still a virgin at twenty one?! he stifled in a laugh at that, he didn’t want you to think he was making fun of you. you guys ended up hitting it off that night and started to meet each other more, from coffee dates to small pecks on the lips.. and the age gap didn’t seem to bother either of you, if anything you were into it way more than he was.

then you finally give him the words he’s been waiting to hear, that you want him to take your virginity.

and as he expected, you were as tight as a vice. he said he’d be gentle with you, (unfortunately he promised you) but he wanted to fuck you hard already. “such a pretty pussy, baby,” he coos, his voice is so perfect. deep, soft. just like how he was entering you.

“s-slow, please,” you mumble, your hand coming up to grab his, interlocking fingers tightly. his eyes almost melted at the sight of your beautiful expression, the way your breath hitched and the way your hand was sweaty. “i’ll be slow, promised you, remember?” he watches his thick cock go inside you inch by inch, you could feel yourself getting stretched out. it was oddly pleasurable yet a bit painful as he pushed deeper.

he watches you nod your head and bite your lip, before speaking up again. “let me hear your voice pretty girl, that was our deal right? i want to hear all your sounds.” his free hand that was guiding his cock in your walls came to rub your inner thigh softly, his thumb rubbing lazy circles on your plushness.

“feels good yeah? say it feels good for me honey,” he talks again, you nod your head, “feels good, you.. you feel really good,” that makes him smile.

you can feel his shaft deep inside you now, but not fully bottomed out yet, and you wondered how big he truly was.

a few moments later of slowly pushing alllll the way in, he bottomed out, and he let out a deep groan at the way you felt. “you’re perfect, y’know that?” he whispers.

he disconnects his hand from your own, earning a soft whine from you that made him chuckle. he grabs your calf’s softly with both his huge hands and scoots you closer, lifting your body up so he can have better access as he puts your ankles on his shoulders. “this is much better..” he hums.

“you can move now,” you finally say after a minute of adjusting to his size. and what went from moving slowly became him thrusting into you a bit more roughly, if it was up to him he’d have you on your knees, spanking your gorgeous ass as he praises you, but this was nice too- especially because he loved the way those moans escaped your pretty lips and he knew this was what he wanted, what he needed.