#HELP IM IN HELL

[tastefulbean]

Welcome to tumblr where glitches run wild and the staff won't try to catch them

NO LITERALLY BC I JUST REBLOGGED THE SAME POST BY ACCIDENT LIKE 12 times

[dustdotorg]

me: this skin rash sponsored by my allergies is the worst thing to happen to me this week

the sun: oh? 34 degrees in the shade how about it bitch

me: nvm

[uncreative-cryptid]

sometimes i'm reminded of how flexible snake jaws are and have slight horror at the thought of a person's jaw being so flexible

anyways

bing bong

[axeloc]

both, consecutively

next question

[cosmicgirl07]

[heavenlyghostchild]

anxiety is so embarrassing like what if something

…happens…

[twinkbasement]

affirmation: i love flat hunting! i love the thrill of potentially being homeless again! i love guarantors!

[proxycrit]

More caitvi for the soul (art tag if you wanna see more arcane!)

Check out my patreon for my sketchbook!

[hvackisser]

And I'm feeling tender in this chili's tonight, folks!!! 😭😭😭😭

Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @flowering-darkness @sunstar-of-the-north @changeling-selfship @cherry-bomb-ships @rosieaurora @tropgothships @little-miss-selfships @starlos-soulmate @limey-self-inserts @candyheartedchy @space-sweetheart @clancykisser @squips-ship @berryshipbasket @soulnottainted @saturdaymorningcartoonz @severants @tex-treasures @sparkyscissorhands @iwishihadfangs @fictodreamer @adoredbyalatus @heartribbons @wizard-ships

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[s33th1ngg]

[smoelpoes]

just a girl

[girlwearied]

fuck zodiac signs do you also kinda feel excruciatingly unlovable in every way possible sometimes

[ariaxco]

stop rushing: slow glow ups last longer ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 🩰

everybody’s obsessed with overnight transformations. 30 days to a new body. one week to “that girl.” glow up in a weekend.

it’s cute — until you realize quick glow ups usually burn out just as fast.

real glow ups? they take time. they’re not dramatic montages with perfect playlists. they’re slow, boring, invisible at first. and they’re the ones that actually last.

here’s the truth: it’s not about changing your whole life in a week. it’s about changing tiny things consistently until your life doesn’t look the same anymore.

no crash diets. no fake confidence bursts. no temporary motivation highs.

we’re not here for a “new you in 30 days” — we’re here for a permanent upgrade.

the slow glow up looks like:

showing up for your 6 a.m. workout even when you’d rather sleep.

reading instead of doomscrolling.

eating one healthy meal a day without making it a whole event.

choosing to rest without guilt because you know you’re building a life, not a highlight reel.

it’s building habits so quietly no one notices until they can’t ignore the results anymore.

stop rushing. slow glow ups are silent, patient, and rooted. they're the kind that can’t be undone by one bad week or a little failure.

you don’t need to glow up fast. you need to glow up forever.🌷

[ribbononline]

Follow up to Shauna, future design for Serena :] She runs a boutique along with Calem- though she's most well known for her battling skills

[ganondoodle]

i am of the humble opinion Tenna DID recognize Spamton but didnt know how to handle it hence the weird long reaction (extra time to come up with something to do lol)