#HES NOT PASTY
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This. Is the most beautiful gabby helmetless design. I have ever seen. In my fucking life. Im clawing, biting, AND scratching at the screen vro SUTKCHYJDJDYXGNNDGGNXYNFJDYJYDYJXGN CVXNGXNNXGXGJXNGGJNB
helmetless gabriel



gabriel got his “artsy side” from gianni. it runs in the family

#HES NOT PASTY#FIRST GABBY HELMETLESS DESIGN IVE SEEN WHERE THRY DUDNT MAKE HIM WHITE!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!#THIS IS SO PRETTY IM. FUCKING DYING.#HE'S SO BEAUTIFUUHUHUHLLL BBGHHBBGSNIFF :*((#SO DIVINE#SO BEAUTIFUL#SO MAGNIFICENT#OOUUUHHGGG MY BOY!!!!!!!!!
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dick grayson really out there surviving bullets to the head while jason straight up died from a punch, plot armor is truly something
#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#batman#dc#batfamily#bruce wayne#also he just really looks 15#he looks EXACTLY like tim#damian is also starting to look (worryingly) exactly like pasty white tim#it's all very cloney
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Presidential frostbug doodles!!❄️🐛 also decided to do some little changes in their design😭 mantis now has microbangs,, and I made the whites of Loki’s eyes yellow like a snake
Also been thinking about like,, different styles of clothing for mantis bcs it’s so fun to dress her up
#loki#loki laufeyson#marvel#lotis#mantis#frostbug#marvel rivals#loki fanart#mcu#art#marvel rivals loki#mcu loki#mcu mantis#marvel rivals mantis#guardians of the galaxy mantis#artist#artists on tumblr#my art#digital art#fanart#marvel fanart#❄️🐛#also#have I ever mentions how PASTY Loki is#Tom Hiddleston I love you tho#i just keep forgetting he’s pale
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Guess who went to the funfair yesterdayyyyyyyy
#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#richie lipschitz#ruth flemming#ruth fleming#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#richie has a miku shirt lol#also Pete blushes so much his whole face goes red cause he’s pasty as hell#no one can stop me from my little flustered boy#deli.doodles#deli.chats
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the quirked up white boy Of Vere
#laurent of vere#captive prince#kings rising#prince's gambit#MY PASTY GUY#i know he's supposed to be enchanting or whatever but i need him a bit fucked up you know what i mean#if he is anything like how damen describes him then my dude resembles a victorian child huffing asbestos#“his skin almost indistinguishable from the pristine white shirt he wore”#ok? ok?? MY MAN TAKES BATHS IN THE STYX??#I just find it soooo funny that this is Damen's ideal man.#this frog ass looking aint shit white boy with the brain processing power of an intel i9 card#i bet his hands are always clammy but noone would know because this dude wont let anyone touch him lol#caprisun
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ST. DENIS MEDICAL • S1E04 ↳ “Salamat You Too”
#he's so pasty lmao#st denis medical#tvedit#tvgifs#tvfilmedit#medigifs#sitcomedit#sitcomgifs#sdmgifs#my gif#matt pearson#rene ramos#mekki leeper#stdenisedit#filmtvcentral#tvarchive#dailyflicks#usersitcom#televisiongifs#also english speaking white people are weird every other white (and adjacent) nation overuses spices and herbs lmao
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Andrew and Aaron who grew up in cali so you think they have sun tolerance, but Nicky makes them both have a day outside recently after adopting them both and they burn badddddd
Nicky refuses to let them leave the house without sunscreen on but it’s early enough in being with him neither knows how to react to a ‘parent’ caring or being concerned about something that was just a few days inconvenience
The foxes are witness to Nicky’s mother henning first and foremost when it comes to the team being made to do exercises or a run outside one day and he whips the bottle out his back pack and starts slathering it on the twins cheeks and arms but it’s the one thing both of them gave in and let Nicky have it on because they were too awkward to fight it the first times it happened and when Kevin joins the team as one of Andrew’s he gets included too, then Andrew drags Neil in after 1st year ends
#andrew minyard#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard#kevin day#neil josten#pasty white boy skin#realistically Andrew wouldn’t let it happen but shhh#drugged him and Nicky get along decently and as long as he’s warned about the (minimal) touch it’s fine#it’s like only his face/neck then elbow to middle of his arm#Aaron just does the standing man emoji and is wheeze coughing if Nicky has the spray on type (maybe a comfort to not have to touch Andrew)#aftg#aftg fandom#all for the game#Drew’s-board
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"My Anatolia" & "My Alexander"
If DC remained truthful to their own canon, and let Talia lied about the miscarriage/abortion instead (like before the retcon, which the author admitted to have misremembered details for iirc), then my OTP since "Batman: The Animated Series", would have not crushed and burn like the city of Alexandria, rendered to ashes and dust that it could never be fully revived in canon.

Based on this panel from Boy Wonder (2024) by Juni Ba.
Headcanon: This is the rose of taif, you cannot convince me otherwise 😭
#Let me (brutalia shipper) be#I am still mourning after years of neglect and abandonment issues#like can you imagine how much culture would be injected to Bruce's pasty ass bicuit ass if he really married Talia???????#Talia al ghul#Damian wayne#Damian al ghul wayne#Dc comics#Fanart#I have been rooting for Bruce and Talia since she appeared in BTAS so dont judge us lowly shippers if dc editorials let this ship crash#permanently that it seemed like it could never be revived from the ashes of the fans' tears#still delulu that my OTP would be trululu#I will never stop drawing them gdi!#This is how i cope okay?????!!!#Mama talia#If she lied about the abortion it would still be f*cked up and unforgiveable but wouldn't be an assassination to her established character#Batman#Robin
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drew these for heart pirates day and uhhhh ep1115
#one piece#trafalgar law#fanart#my art#bepo one piece#heart pirates#sachi one piece#penguin one piece#canon doesnt exist if we try hard enough#if *I* try hard enough#also i like to think my guy just had a period where after he recovered he took the time to just. bask under the sun. suntanning.#cus my guy went from pasty pale as hell to enough melanin to put me to shame#/j i never had a chance to tan much to begin with lmao but you get my point#also also id like to think he uses bepo as like. a beach mat or smth. idk waht you call those. the things people lie on to suntan idk#like he already uses bepo as a pillow wahts stopping him to lie on top of him to sunbathe#also also also if youd like to know uhhh that beach day drawing?? inspired by when bepo swam away w law on top of him idk that was in my#mind for WEEKS when i read the manga#that and i just want them to goof off#also uhh ep 1115 a day AFTER heart pirates day was just cruel like damn#bepo's desperation got to me#also polar tang :((( man :((((( where are they getting another old man to build them another submarine :((
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I saw a baby machete at the museum today

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#he looks mildly uncomfortable#and wet eyed#irl Vaschete sightings#Machete#casualevils#pasty little creature
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interdimensional fankid playdate two (bunny rabbit boogaloo) ft. @pasteilian // @cuddlebugmonster // gemini
#leos turn#idk about orion but ik miss maru is a bit shy with new people so!!! SORRY KAME IS THUMPING AT YOU#kame: DANGER EVERYONE LOOK OUT THERES SOME VERY DANGEROUS BABIES OVER HERE DAD HELP--#he may look like a turtle on the outside but this is Bunny Behavior (tm) make no mistake#crossovers#usagi kame#pyonpyon#pastriesbabies#gemini sillies#rottmnt#rottmnt leosagi#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt oc#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt art#shaking pastis hand#mpreg <3 <3 <3
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holding the hands of some DS9 fan artists and going "Julian Bashir is a brown man please for the love of god learn how to colour brown people"
#I see it. so much with him#ill get cool fan art in my recommended and everything is great except they've made Julian PASTY#HE IS BROWN. SIDDIG EL FADIL IS NOT A WHITE MAN. HE IS SUDANESE.#PLEASE. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COLOUR BROWN SKIN TONES
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more chara design
#marcia#digital art#character art#character design#discworld#fred colon#sergeant colon#discworld fanart#i like to think he had his chainmail for so long it crumbled away over time and now that is all that is left#pasty ass#the type of a guy to have a hanky ready because he sweats so much#i also like to imagine that the helmet constantly slips down over his eyes because its not all that well fitted but he never got it replace#i am never drawing nobby because nothing i can conjure will match the beast that exists in the confines of my head#mr insult to humanity with a canonical small dick
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bobby’s death irks me on several levels. some of my qualms are that it feels rushed and inconsistent with the premise of the show.
the story doesn’t give the audience enough time to worry about bobby’s survival. we go straight from the resolution of chimney’s emergency to bobby’s impending, certain death. what about his (step) children? how will they react to finding out? when will they be finding out? what about eddie, an indispensable member of bobby’s found family? a lot has happened to eddie’s found family in the past few days, things that would be hard enough to process without bobby’s death; how is eddie dealing with the fact that he can’t be/isn’t present? how do chris and the firefam feel about eddie’s absence? these are some of the questions that the audience should get to sit with and process. bobby’s death feels frivolous and unearned because the audience isn’t allowed the time to invest in this emergency. it’s not even an emergency, it’s a forgone conclusion that the audience is expected to accept without much thought.
moreover, the show has demonstrated, as recently as this two-part arc, that the members of this family DO NOT give up on each other. they fought like hell for hen and chim in this arc. they fought to get maddie back when she was kidnapped (twice), they fought for buck when he was crushed by a ladder truck, they were there for eddie when he got shot, they were there for denny and his immediate family when they needed it, chim helped ravi process some of his trauma. THEY HAVE ALWAYS TAKEN CARE OF EACH OTHER. so you see how it’s weird when they're written into a predicament where they have to let their patriarch die, a situation where they have no recourse whatso-fuckin-ever⁉️ like?????? are we for real?
take the season 7 opening emergency, for example. would i have been happy if bobby and/or athena died as a result of the capsize? of course not. but that potential arc would’ve had several episodes where the audience follows the firefam as they try and, unfortunately, fail to save either or both of them. that would've been consistent with the premise of the show. the audience has been promised a show about a family that loves and fights for one another. that's not what we got with bobby’s death.
#bobby nash#911 spoilers#whether or not he's actually for realsies dead doesn't even matter. this was just written in a weird way#they literally took him out back and put him down like a rabid dog#what the literal fuck was that?!????#i was on one last night/the crack ass of dawn today so this happened#to quote myself TIMOTHY MINEAR WHEN I CATCH YOUR PASTY ASS#firefam#LCease & desist
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just a quick reminder that if POC and black people look 'bad' in your artstyle, then your artstyle just fucking sucks. (and you also might be racist but anyway)
#remember that pasty white arin person from yesterday? yeah.#their excuse was that 'I didn't like how he looked with a darker skin tone'#WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT.#and btw. just because you have a black friend doesn't excuse this shit either#like. What does that have to do with the fact you whitewashed a canonically black character???????#AND FOR THE DUMBEST REASON EVER??????????????#levi's ted talks#ninjago#<- bc of the tags I guess
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Love for my favourite captain 💙💙
#captain rex#my fanart#there was an earlier version of this where my boi was pasty white and it was not my intention to bleach his skin#bad reference image that i sampled the colour from#he's such a pretty man#star wars#star wars the clone wars#501st#clone trooper#my first artwork on here! hehe#digital art#art#artists on tumblr
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