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I’m like 95% sure that the modern/non-magical version of ACOTAR would be one of those fuckass mafia dark romances
The Archerons are American, and the fae are all from the Uk. Instead of fae courts in Prythian, it’s mafia faction thingies on Britain that all have a loose alliance. Hybern is the foreign mafia (Ireland, surprise, surprise it’s SJM and her anti-Irish sentiment)
The entire plot tracks if you just tweak minor things to make up for the setting and no magic
Instead of visions of Feyre, Rhysand saw headlines of the Archerons when they lost their money when Feyre was a child (yes he is still too old for her in this version, it’s a fucking mafia romance what did you expect)
Feyre still kills Andras causing Tamlin to come investigate and find her, taking her to Britain with him
The whole UTM stuff still works if you just stick it in the night life and random warehouses or night club basements idk
the fae wine is literally just roofies
all the trials are just Feyre breaking through Amarantha’s operation location ig
Rhysand is still “the most powerful mafia head” ig but no one understands how because his mafia is seemingly the least lucrative and is just drug shipments or smth
Wing clipping likely turns into some sort of branding, I would hesitate from actual fgm because of the time and setting but idk
I suppose Illyrians are Scottish?
many of the working members of Rhysand’s mafia are underpaid and with poor conditions but they can’t really leave cause it’s yk, a mafia. The rich members don’t actually do anything, they just benefit from everyone else
do not ask me for the equivalent of Nesta and Elain getting thrown in the cauldron, I do not want to think about it
Feyre still gets mad at Tamlin for explaining that there’s not exactly a female equivalent of his position because he’s literally just the leader and because mafias are inherently patriarchal
He still keeps her in a house, because she keeps trying to join him in his dangerous night plans with random thugs, where she has a panic attack
His outbursts translate as panic attacks. I don’t consider his canon ones to be the same as a man throwing a glass or smth, because that’s still a choice, but the magic just reflected how Tamlin was feeling without him intentionally doing anything, so I leave that open
Mafias are historically male led, but feminist king Rhysand gave Feyre a seat at the table and a title despite her not knowing anything about mafias or the interworkings of Rhysand’s mafia
all the character tropes and the rest of the plot still work
Mor and Eris still had an arranged marriage, she was still abused by her dad, she still used Cassian, etc.
the whole “other daemati” killing Winter children bs still works
Nesta was still considered an alcoholic for going to less luxurious night clubs ig and was still locked up in some random property
Cassian is literally her physical trainer
he shoots guns
they’re really big because he’s very secure
azriel does actual espionage
Do I need to write this fic???
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I wish we could have met in some other way.
Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates
If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3
Still frames/Individual gifs:


If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way
#death note#dn#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#oh god here we go#death note jdrama#death note 2015#death note 2006#death note musical#lctw#l change the world#dntm#lawlightweek2024#my art#collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance#ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file#that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient#and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb#and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways#this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther#usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the#circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die#there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong#(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others#no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall
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I feel like if you're using a lot of disposable plastic bags in your day to day life, you've gotta do something sustainable to make up for it. Like using bamboo toilet paper or eco friendly cat litter or something, yknow
Honestly I exaggerate for comedic effect, while I DO routinely use ziplock bags to hold spaghetti I cook maybe once a month and the bag itself is usually for freezer storage. I actually throw out maybe one bag a week? I DO hate washing plates and tupperware and junk but that usually just means I eat sandwiches without a plate.
I agree though that needless waste should be avoided, and I do avoid it- biodegradable bags and recyclables, empty butter tubs used to store leftovers, etc.
This said, though, not applicable necessarily for myself but for a lot of others- I feel that it's importat to remember that there are many people who legitimately NEED things like plastic straws, or catheters, or pre-packaged foods
And the idea that that's a moral failing that individuals need to personally make up for when a single billionaire blows out more CO2 in a long weekend than I will in my whole life on a superjet meet-cute in the Bolivian rainforest between humvee drag races funded by the river-polluting textiles plants they planted in a third world country to avoid EPA laws and give an entire village stillbirths and stomach cancer is an idea that those very same bigwigs have spent a LOT of time and money investing in planting in the public psyche.
Like- Glass bottles are infinitely recyclable, so why are so many drinks in plastic now? Loads of drinks manufacturers used to buy them back and clean them for re-use, so why did they stop? If they chose to make something out of a limited and environmentally irresponsible material, why is it my failing to track down a correct process of disposal for them? What if there are none in my area? Do I lobby for more recycling plants in my area? Do I set aside some of my limited time outside the pain factory of my job- which I have more than one of, thanks to rising costs of things just like that drink I just emptied- to properly dispose of this company's waste FOR them?
Say coca-cola just rolled up to your town and started dumping millions of empty plastic bottles in the street, going, "wow, you should really think about building and staffing a recycling depot, it would be really shameful of you to just put these in the trash." When companies purposefully use materials with limited lifespans- because yes, even plastic can only be reused so many times- and tell you it's your own fault if it harms the environment- that's essentially what they're doing, just with more steps.
Yes, its important to be as environmentally concious as we can in our day to day life, but responsible sustainability is not catholicism. We don't get good boy points from our lord and savior Captain Planet every time the average low-income household gathers together to hold hands and repent for a single-use plastic that allows them to access something they need.
Entire families could eat trees and shit dead lithium batteries for years and still not do as much damage to the planet as an average dye plant or braindead celebrity does in a week just for fun, and I'm mad about it
...this went on longer than intended.
TL/DR: DO recycle and minimize waste, but don't beat yourself up over the little waste you can't avoid, and follow the money.
EDIT: Part 2
#I swear to god if any one of you in the notes calls me terminally online or pretends I'm saying you can just dump bags in the ocean#Yes definitely do your best to live sustainably#But also#You personally are not killing pandas#Unless you are in which case please stop#We put too much money into pandas but let them go in peace#Go do some yoga#Sorry if this is a lot but I have a friend with OCD who has legit panic attacks over stuff like this#Like they have to throw out a ripped plastic grocery bag they've had for six years instead of using it to weave yard furniture or smthn#And they'd go into a spiral about killing the planet#So like#I have strong feelings now
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Sketch dump! 👇
#life has been very busy#and art block has been a small bump in the road as well#so here’s some sketches I’ve had in my wips for a while#who knows if I’ll go back and finish these but I wanted to put them here just in case#oh god the tags okay#svsss#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#liushen#ning yingying#luo binghe#ming fan#tianlang jun#zhuzhi lang#luo bingge#shen jiu#fem shen qingqiu#sketch dump#sketches#hoot art
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but it's a necessary evil
#just had the worst case of drawing a pretty face and then scrambling to put something around it so it becomes interesting to look at#never again im a different person. surely i can plan my compositions ahead#my art#the vampire armand#lyrics from boa - twilight. however im making a social experiment by#posting it on twitter with iamx - bernadette lyrics instead. idk#armand iwtv#iwtv#interview with the vampire#ships if you squint but bc of that i will not tag them#iwtv s2#iwtv art
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do you have a take on what stp’s Narrator might look like?
WELL. now i do
The Hero + The Cold — The Hunted + The Opportunist — The Long Quiet
(I have requests open!)
#I HAD A VERY SPECIFIC IDEA but i didnt really know how to execute it. woops#probably gonna retry further down the line. its 5am as of posting BAHAHA#slay the princess#stp narrator#stp the narrator#stp long quiet#stp the long quiet#the worst curse of them all. drawing animals youre not used to drawing LOLOLOLOL#stp spoilers#< PUTTING IT THERE JUST IN CASE i have NO idea how effective it is but. hand motions.
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What flavor of Gumball did you get?
Screenshot to get your gumball! What flavor do you think they'll taste like...
A little gift of some mutual's ocs that I've been itching to draw :>, I'm still terribly artblocked but I've been doodling some ocs to try and get some motivation back :') (Ocs belong to : Andy = @rizdoodls Arlo = @sunnysidesevenup Ashi = @ashipiko Cass = @the-travelling-witch Dranav = @justm3di0cr3 Fayrouz = @fell-e Hagi @hagi-clvnk Iris = @lficanthaveloveiwantpower Jewel = @jewelulu Jovie @jovieinramshackle Kyra = @angelwishess Lydia = @treydia Mayu = @anbaisai Niko = @j-yushi Raven = @raven-at-the-writing-desk Shin = @liyuviq Shuu = @oya-oya-okay Taru = @taruruchi Tia = @cozymochi Yuume = @kazuww00 Yuusha = @crystallizsch Yuu shi @boopshoops Yuya = @cheerleaderman )
If the oc belongs to you, feel free to use for personal use, Transparent png version for those who own the oc: here!
#twst oc#twst yuu#yuusona#twst sona#moot’s oc#taters doodles#cw flashing images#flashing images#<- just in case#Oz damarys#had this idea after a friend said they want to put them in a claw machine#i guess gumball machine counts#😭 okay back to... attempting to do flat colors#tia dumarais#shiokawa mayu#yuusha tala#jovie enspellika#fayrouz#raven crowley#kyra lovelace#lydia sweet
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Hey, I haven't seen your art in a bit and I miss it
Could you draw a silly Cross with Epic? (Completely fine if you don't wanna)




Thank god, you guys almost looked like idiots there
(May or may not be based on real events by a real idiot)
#UTDR#UTMV#Ask#The-fabled-void#My Art#Cross Sans#Epic Sans#Thank you for the very sweet ask <3 I hope this is okay!#I've had a hard time getting the time and motivation for drawing at the same time#A lot of the time lately when I finally have a chance to draw I don't get very far into it before I'm like#''this isn't how I wanted it to be'' or like ''nobody else is gonna think this is funny'' and then I don't really finish it#Just got those art demons at the minute unfortunately#Hopefully I can get rid of them soon because I miss drawing skeletons being silly all the time#Thankfully this was quick and simple so I got it done before the demons could catch me lol#In case you were wondering the real idiot was me. I literally did this like a week ago#Put down the scissors I was holding to keep trying to open a packet with my stupid little paws#It's okay I'd rather be entertaining than smart lol
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So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.
I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)
Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.


Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.


The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.


Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.
Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.
Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.
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#imagine if Vaschete but CATS and REVERSED -> Butter knife ;_; and Flamengo <3#this ask is from last year and I'm sorry I've allowed it sit in my inbox for so long ´m`#but I've been thinking about it intermittedly#the context was that someone said that somewhere out there existed my mortal enemy (felis atra = black/dark cat)#and they had frenzied cat ocs instead of melancholic dogs#first of all they both look so darling I'm getting radiation poisoning just from looking at them aaaaaa#and the fact you put so much thought and effort into this concept is making me go absolutely rabid#extremely strange seeing Machete with big pupils and Vasco with tiny pinpoints#Butter knife purring like a fluffy jackhammer is instant serotonin I love him#and yes if you turned Machete to a cat he'd probably be something resembling an oriental shorthair#especially one of those really exaggerated ones with giant bat ears and roman nose#and I keep visualizing Vasco as a scottish fold as well but it's kind of giving me sad bad feels personally#I can't look past their painful and debilitating health issues#the same mutation that causes the floppy ears also destroys the cartilage in their joints#it's such a shame because they're a terribly cute and charming breed#and in this case they really do have those similar rounded friendly shapes that Vasco does#if I ever draw them as cats myself I'll probably have to think of some other breed for him even though it would be such a perfect fit#also I think it's funny how you can swap everything else but Machete's heels have to stay :'> don't separate the crinkle and his boots#thank you so much! this was such a cool ask to receive I love how you designed their cat forms#gift art#dingergum#Machete#Vasco#own characters#Vaschete scenarios
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oh god stupid thought: diluc willingly disowning kaeya that day bc he knew he was going to go after the past that caught up with Crepus and if anything happens to him, he doesn't want Kaeya to follow too or get involved. (The cryo vision being the thing that 'saved' kaeya in the end in their fight? felt like a sign)
Turns out, it went better than hoped bc he's alive but mondstadt had changed so much since he's been gone and he still doesn't know if he'll also end up like his father again so he doesn't even try to amend things (smthng smthng bc he doesn't feel he deserves it either). Kaeya never learns what Diluc learned about Crepus, just that he went on a rampage in snezhnaya.
#hs rambles#ragbros#kaeya#diluc#genshin impact#devastating this one if diluc really did take advantage of what kaeya was sharing#they both knew. kaeya knew he would be angry. diluc knew and amp'd it up for his own plans#these stupid bitches ugh i hate them (affectionate) i wish i had concrete stories abt what happened and who they were and crepus but alas#its just sometimes i look at their stories and it clearly states they were close as twins#it just never sat right with me how the fight wouldve went and their connection turning 180#maybe kaeya learns he might be also getting protected by being turned away from the family. they speak distant in the letters but like#u can see they both give a shit#what if this was all a ploy guys are we getting duped to think theyre not good with each other. theyre just playin so neither get caught up#in case shit hits the fan??? UGH IDK THEY MAKE ME THINK TOO HARD#im gonna put both of thwm in a box and shake them gRAAAAA
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my limbus bugs mainly based on characters that may or may not show up later... and one mystery feature for your guessing fun:]
#heads up for uhhhhh really long tags#had half a mind to do a style study/imitation but gave up like. one layer in#i guess i should tag these a bit differently on the chance that they show up later in canon. ill put 'lcb' before their names#as opposed to '[character] lcb' that i use for canon characters#with this ill go back and tag for montag as well#digital stuff#colored sketch#limbus ocs#lcb avdotya#look upon my rodion clone. my beautiful son#they hired the worst photographer (me. colors are scary) in the city for their wedding no wonder that thing's cursed#that wedding dress photo was supposed to be an id photo mockup too but i just kinda gave up. started over with the next one#eyeballed the height measurements sorry if they look off...#lcb dmitri#her. well. you will hear more about her. this is a threat (joke)#lcb knauer#cheetos-flavored sinclair..#trivia: my friend's impression of knauer was “i mean this in the nicest way possible but he looks like a femcel”#personally i think hes cute#lcb beck#clair's college ex. what else is there.#these are mostly so that i can mess around and come up with some designs for funsies.. i havent given much thought to their stories#and in any case most of them are side characters so that'd be a bit difficult#that said. even for the one who's the protag in her source i havent really written anything either... oops#she's good contrast with sinclair the way she's both taller than meursault and also the worst brawler youve ever met#if anyone guesses her source i'll edit this post with a tag:D#well that was fun! i'll probably do another handful of sketches and then never draw these guys again#disclaimer: i got the german off google translate so if there're any glaring mistakes please let me know#i dont know russian either but i got the subtitles from their names so it should be ok.. avdotya's is just rodion's also.#let me know if i got anything wrong still. thank you
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Recently had a silly Handplates dream where Papyrus was trying to snoop around Gaster and Alphys’ lab, but didn’t know who Alphys was and so was trying to pass it off as his own lab lol (Patreon)
#Doodles#Dream log#UT#Handplates#Papyrus#Gaster#Sans#Alphys#And also he was Big Brother Papyrus to a babybones Sans lol#I doodled them as close to the dream as possible so if it's silly or doesn't make sense take it up with my subconscious lol#I remember Gaster had a reputation for being very charming and charismatic which ?? Sure okay lol#He was also quite smiley - personally I read that as him putting on a face to the public but even that seems out of character for him lol#Everyone else was pretty much as usual - Alphys small and nervous and Papyrus loud and bombastic#I don't remember what exactly he was looking for - doubly weird 'cause I hadn't reread him and Sans exploring yet! :0#Just of them moving into their house - though I did read a bunch just before sleeping so safe to say I can attribute that lol#This was the only really clear part of the dream - the rest was just scrolling scrolling scrolling pages and pages of comic panels#Can't imagine why lol#Also intercut with some of the poses I ended up doodling before - surprise! They were dream doodles lol#Also in case it's not clear - Alphys was Very Much Present while Papyrus was trying to pass himself off as the name on the door lol#Oh yeah I'm pretty sure he was also speaking in WingDings thus why Alphys didn't immediately call him out lol#The room was quite cute actually - not at all the sterile grey of the True Lab#Warm and wooden with high windows nearly covered in clutter and paperwork with a desk in the middle lit by yellow light#Cozy#Barely evil-looking at all
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no fights are ever won without sacrifice
#art tag#ivy laidir#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#datv spoilers#im tagging it just in case but like you know#ANYWAY. have i told you guys about the solas silverhand of my veilguard fic . how he can see Ivy’s memories and witness the world around#them as they travel. witness it all.. because i honestly thought tjat would have happened . yeah. it makes this 10 times worse in my brain#like oh!!! oh he has used my love against me oh no#the speechbubbles are empty but they range from ‘im sorrys’ to ‘i love yous’ to ivy finally calling lucanis vhenan because they never#thought to call anyone it again after what their ex put them through . isn’t it fun ….. isn’t it so cool#i think ivy blacked out and just sat with *him* for a while. didn’t really hear varric for a bit . just let every tear out from losing#everyone they cared for. the people they promised to protect and bring home safe. the world is on this poor guys shoulders my gooddddddd#the MOMENT ivy gets up from this its like Hell for 90% of the way. the regret prison in my mind is So much Worse#but anyways <3 enjoy this wip i had sitting for like several weeks. i might do lucanis…….. might. a strong might.
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he may be the better swordsman but we all know who wins the wrestling matches
(psst i'm on bluesky now i guess?)
#he's into it. btw. in case it needed to be said#i'm on thousand orcs now and i'm sooo happy to see them again <3 my babies i missed them#although. well this is a long story but#one time i had an oc. a repressed teen boy redditor. and in-universe he made some ocs of his own#and a friend of mine said of those ocs 'oh the girl oc would be a super compelling character on her own#but when interacting with the main character boy oc she'd suddenly become really flat and boring'#and i was like 'haha yeah' but i didn't understand the depth of the words for i had never encountered this in writing before#now i have.#not that she's terrible but it does kinda feel like there was a character named catti-brie in starless night who i really enjoyed and then#they had a falling out w the actor and had to bring in someone with less charisma to replace her#upside down smile emoji#but despite all that i LOOOVE her and drizzt's relationship#their dynamic is really good. my main complaint i wish we got to see more of them#but they're sooo good i love them. he's her wife <3#they're so weird about it. they both know they're in love but for some incomprehensible reason they choose to just be like#permanently pair bonded best friends who do everything together instead#idiots i adore them#legend of drizzt#lod#drizzt do'urden#catti-brie battlehammer#catti-brie#dnd#forgotten realms#cattidrizzt#is that a ship name?? i don't think i've ever seen it used as a tag#i love that they're basically straight people doing the queerbaiting 'their relationship is too deep and complex to put into words' thing#iconic#i wrote these tags on my phone cuz i ran out of time to post this at home so i hope nothing glitches fingers crossed#i was gonna post this on bsky as well but it will have to wait til i get home
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Chu ❤️
#pro snape#snape community#severus snape#snape x oc#Not me popping here after like two years to drop some art and go back to hibernating haha#This was just sthg I doodled at work in 2022 I believe and had on my HD since then#In case anyone is interested the lady is an OC I created when I first read HP as a kid and then discovered fanfic amd fanart etc#I still remember the first fanfic I ever read. It was a translated version of “Happy Days in Hell”#I firmy believe that fanfic did something to my brain#I long grew out of my HP phase but I get nostalgic sometimes#Then I like to put some Evanescence on and draw Sev and Dea (that's her name or rather nickname)#It's like I don't love HP (at least not so much anymore) I just love the memory of a time long gone that HP is an integral part of#And when I think of HP I think of them#Cause I got quickly converted to the dark side of fandom where Sev was hailed as HP main sexyman#And Dea... She is the fandom - more specifically a certain subset of the fandom - personified
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I should've taken more photos | Singapore 2024
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#i'm sure someone on tiktok has already done this but i'm staying far the hell away from those#and this is where i put all my daniel ricciardo brain rot and sadness so it's just going to have to live here#obviously i've been thinking a lot about daniel and this song like all the dirlies#but i was in my car listening today and i thought about how he should've gotten to take more photos of his last race#that he didn't pull out his camera until the last minute just in case this was it just so he'd have *something*#and so he didn't get to take photos of all the moments he may have wanted to or of people he may have wanted to#didn't get to take photos with his family#doesn't get to have those memories. didn't get to document each and every moment.#but then thought about the photos that he did take (or blake took) and that he chose to share#that these small moments were important to him and he wanted to remember them#and celebrate the people and the time and the importance of them regardless of how average they seem#he didn't get to capture more memories of that last race in photos#but he got these moments and he knew appreciated them for what they were and what they meant in a 13 year career#it's almost fitting in a weird way that he didn't get a bunch of flashy happy professional photos of his last race#but instead got the kind of photos where you can viscerally feel the love these people had for him and that he had for them in return#these photos remain incredibly hurtful and beautiful in their simplicity
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