#How to Tell Who Will Win
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#How to Tell Who Will Win#The Lion or the Unicorn#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#always bet on unicorns
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looking for a new piece of xenofiction
ask the creator if their xenofiction is Watership Down or Warrior Cats
they don’t understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Watership Down and what is Warrior Cats
they laugh and say ‘It’s good xenofiction sir’
look inside
it’s Warrior Cats
#azureisms#and now for a nichepost that will appeal to approximately nobody#animal xenofiction#xenofiction#sorry to get pretentious in here tonight gang I just need to be a hater sometimes. for enrichment#Don’t get me wrong every person who got into xenofiction from Warrior Cats is a win in my book#Like I Was One Of Those#But you Start To Notice#Once you’ve read books where the animals Act Like Animals#How it was among the first patients of the 'little humans in wild animal costumes' curse#Like I signed up for animals…. where are the animals#Yea this is about published books written by Warrior Cats Youtubers who you can tell have never touched anything else in the genre#bc when you bite into the worldbuilding it tastes like wet cardboard#this is also about warriors rewrites that just anthropomorphize the cats more like we didn’t pick up the books in middle school#because we wanted to see wild cats being wild cats#but alas! that’s me complaining#DeviantArt wolf comics and sparklecat OCs are a staple of culture. I’m not your god. be free
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Rewatching “The 12-Step Job” and actually processing that Hardison and Eliot in the end are arguing who has to sit in the middle/next to happy pills Parker.
#you know Eliot probably had to sit in the middle#one to keep the peace#two because he could not win against Hardison’s ‘you’re shorter’ argument#because we know Eliot could grumble but keep calm sitting next to Parker and just deal#but Hardison would loudly complain the whole time#about how squished he was and how long his legs are#and Eliot would tell him not to kick him#and Hardison would be so polite to Parker sitting next to her he would love it#but would love messing with Eliot more#and they would be fighting in the back seat#Parker still on pills telling them to talk through their emotions#Sophie silently stewing at Nate still in the passenger seat#and Nate ‘I need a drink’ ford would not even stop the car#and instead just bodily roll out of it while it was still moving#just to escape these thieves who chose him like a herd of cats#leverage#the 12-step job#the 12 step job#inde rambles about leverage#inde gifs#inde gifs: the 12-step job
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some of what’s up with this guy
edit: can you pretend I wrote “after” instead of “before” THANX
#I have. To go eat dinner it’s 2 hours past when I said I would go eat dinner#my art#dcmk#aa#Conan edogawa#shinichi kudo#Maya fey#fellas what if all of your internal arguments turned into external arguments#They are. In my brain. Just two aspects of shinichi that have been kinda separated#he has these arguments with himself all the time - run or attack? tell or don’t tell? talk or stay quiet? And usually the confidence wins o#is that a good thing? Sometimes.#You guys should talk to each other about how both extremes of your personality are important to making you who you are#and how unexpected terrible major change doesn’t turn you into a different person. Or something#turnabout 4869
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COUNTDOWN TO TETRO PINK FINAL FRIDAY !!!!! im a tad bit late technically but hopefully the double feature makes up for it
I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM SOO DEARLY my beloved hiroaki tsuno ohhhh my goodness ill miss them greatly
#tetro danganronpa pink#tetro danganronpa#hiroaki nakamigawa#tsuno manami#my art#artlying#the double drawing is just for my own indulgence#they are one of my favorite pairings of the ones im doing + tsuno :D yayy tsuno#who would win: my love for drawing tsuno or my HATRED for drawing hiroaki#his stupid hair is so stupid i hope he goes bald#its sooo late i need to go to bed idk if there are mistakes in this#please ignore any anatomy mistakes i am prioritizing speed with these <3#i dont think its too bad tho#when i was drawing the common bond one it made me think about how tsuno really just had to wear her superhero suit every day#like she didnt have any other clothes#if i was in tetro and had to wear what some of these kids were wearing i would die or maybe wear storage room pjs every day#guys im gonna miss tsuno so much like its not even funny#youre telling me there might be another student 11 and its not gonna be my wonderful darling manami??? how am i even supposed to care /j#i miss the two of them aw#i made myself sad rewatching these episodes they were so sweet to each other ):
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NEW MAYOI CARDDDDS MADE ME SILLY THEY CANONICALLY HAVE GIRLS NIGHT SLEEPOVERS IM SOBBING UEUEUUEUEUE
#MY FAVS FINALLY INTERACT I FUCKING WIN LETS GO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO‼️‼️#CHUUAKU SLEEPOVER I AM TWIRLING MY HAIR KICKING MY LEGS GIGGLING BLUSHING FINALLYYYYYYY THE BESTIES EVER IM SO HAPPY#MATCHING CARDS. MATCHING PJS. TELL ME YOU SHOP TOGETHER WITHOUT TELLIMG ME YOU SHOP TOGETHER#I LOVE THEM SO SO SO SO MUCH FUCK DAZAI AND ATSUSHI THIS IS MY FAV MENTOR DAD AND THEIR PRECIOUS STUDENT#ANYWAY THEY R LITERALLY LIKE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS IN MY MIND I LOVE AWKWARD AKU AND LIKE OUTGOING FUN AMIABLE CHUUYA#LIKE...........EXTROVERT ADOPTING AN INTROVERT BESTIE. THATS EHAT THEY R LIKE. TO ME#GAAAAAHHHHH THANK YOU MAYOI TEAM#also sry idk how to draw aku's hair it's the biggest mystery to me💀💀💀 shoutout to artists who know how to do that#(i am not one of them)#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#akutagawa ryuunosuke#ryuunosuke akutagawa#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#lotus draws
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"Who am I if I don't have what it takes?"
OG post haha
#i was really mad at myself for only thinking of adding lyrics from Surface Pressure AFTER I had already posted the original drawing lol#was just going to repost it with the lines but thought this would be a cooler thing to do#i wish now more than ever that i was a better artist than i am. because I'm dying to make a Pepper Jack animatic haha#i can see it in my mind... the scenes keep playing in my head... one day. but not today unfortunately#i honestly cannot stress how Pepper Jack core Surface Pressure is. it's so him u guise. it's him and his struggles#in any case. can't wait to tell you all who's responsible for this lol. you'll love him. hate him. you'll love to hate him#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#burningcheese#goldenspice#pepper jack cookie#i know BS and GC aren't in there but..... this is their son. it's implied. there I win#come on throw me a bone. this is the proudest I've been of a drawing. let me show off haha. it'll wear off soon enough
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every single time somebody makes a list of all the times rex went :DDDDDDDDDD in the last four episodes of tcw they always, ALWAYS forget this one every time and it saddens me deeply because look

look. LOOK 😭😭😭😭😭 PUPPIEST PUPPY EYES THAT EVER PUPPIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NOBODY EVER NOTICES THIS ONE WHYYYYYY IT'S LIKE THE BEST ONE
i am sick and thinking about The Character is unfortunately the only remedy. except it's not unfortunate because YAAAYYYY MORE CHARACTER 🥳🥳🥳
#he !! was so !! happy !! to see her !! and so !! proud !! of who !! she'd become !!!!!!! sobbing screaming ill and dead !!!!!!!!!!!!!#star wars#clone wars#rexsoka#i like to make myself feel disgustingly sad by imagining what could've been had order 66 not happened#bro they would've had so much time. bro imagine. bro imagine ahsoka comes back she becomes a knight#the 501st is divided between anakin and ahsoka ahsoka becomes a general keeps the 332nd rex stays with her#but they work with anakin all the time everyone is happy life is good the war ends the republic wins the clones are granted citizenship#fox assassinates palpatine and is never caught ever#the jedi council realize how stupid their “no relationships” rule is and bly and aayla get married#fox and riyo get married anakin's able to get the secret out and he's also able to get some help with his struggles after telling obi-wan#the clones all get their chips removed rex and ahsoka get their heads out of the clouds anakin is the greatest wingman of all time#sobbing. i hate palpatine so much. BRO WHAT COULD'VE BEEN. WHAT *SHOULD'VE* BEEN 😭😭😭
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all comic fans know how to do is: develop superiority complexes based on their personal perceptions of a character, eat hot chip, and lie
#we are all posting on a half-dead hellsite about a handful of fictional superheroes#who are all written by various creators with different interpretations and biases#and who are all employed by a soulless corporation who values the quantity of comics they sell over the quality of stories they tell#nobody here is winning#so stop feeding your ego by looking down on how other people find comfort in characters#so long as their fan content does not cause tangible harm#get a grip#discourse and media criticism is one thing#unnecessary negativity is something entirely apart#batman#batfam#jason todd#dick grayson#cassandra cain#talia al ghul#bruce wayne#red hood#nightwing#red robin#tim drake#spoiler#stephanie brown#black bat#duke thomas#the signal#dc comics#dc fans
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Transcript:
Never forget that Gabv1el is peak yaoi
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Us smoochin'
God loves this!
*kissy kissy*
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You all need to see the visual for this one.
Similar clip for anyone who hasn't heard it ;)
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#speaking of PEAK can you stop PEAKING the mic bro pls it makes editing a nightmare#who says it like that........ tell me. show yourselves.#its gab 'vee' el. like the word 'bee' with a v instead. or just like the letter V i guess lol#at least thats how i read it#congrats to them both for uh growing lips. love wins.
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so.. costume epsilon, huh?
#sorry but dark hero was my fav arc .. dekus design was just too badass for it to not be#i adore this costume design and how it tells a story on its own#izuku midoriya you absolute mess i lovehate you#i find the epsilon costume extremely attractive#but thats just the opinion of a lesbian who finds a lizard with two heads attractive#gulool jajaaa🤤#anyways#i like to think that bakugo blushes easily#shrugs. izuku blushes easily too but i think 90% he doesnt percieve their interactions as very romantic#but as soon as its pointed out that theyre being romantic he'd do his usual thing yknow#anyways bakugos more self conscious about himself and the situations hes in#therefore! blushy bkg wins. thank you thank you everyone#also like to think naturally hes comically pale so his blush shows up even brighter than on other people#okay im done yapping. sorry#my hero academia#art#boku no hero academia#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#bnha fanart
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i think it's fucked up and foul that during situations he feels trapped or unsafe, oikawa doesn't have a fight or flight or freeze reflex. to be specific, he does have a fight reflex, but it doesn't involve fighting by himself. if he thinks he's unsafe or trapped or in danger, he turns to iwaizumi.
during the last set of the second seijoh v karasuno official match, you can see oikawa beginning to crack when karasuno bridges the gap and makes the score 16-16. his next toss goes to iwaizumi, because he knows his iwa-chan will be there. he knows his palm will connect with the ball. when he loses his footing, he reaches out his hand, blindly trusting iwaizumi will pick him up. and he does. everytime, he does.
kageyama mentions once that iwaizumi and oikawa are always in sync, both by body and mind. and it's true because even when they're on the court, they're not the ace and the setter. they are iwaizumi and oikawa. iwa-chan and shittykawa. oikawa knows iwaizumi's favorite beetle and the flex of his wrist when he spikes. iwaizumi knows oikawa's real smile from his fake one and he knows the number of milk bread packets he eats per week (too many) and that's just the thing, isn't it? even in court, they're not just players. this is a dance that only they know the steps to, a kingdom that has always been theirs to rule. how beautiful it is, to know the sound of his footfalls without looking, to know the exact place he's going to set to in a court of 6 players without hesitation, with full certainty.
during the final point, oikawa sets the ball to iwaizumi. he could've chosen the person closest to him. he could've crafted his toss so masterfully that no one can see whats coming. but he chose to get it to iwaizumi at the other end of the court. it doesn't matter if his set isn't perfect or clean. it doesn't matter, because it's set to iwaizumi and that's enough. he knows he will take care if the rest.
and the thing is, the thing is, right, i firmly believe that in that moment if he chose to set to someone else, it wouldn't have been as beautiful and perfect as it was when he set to iwaizumi. there's something about knowing someone like the back of your hand and being aware of the beat of their heart more than your own that brings that kind of perfection. when oikawa reaches out, iwaizumi always reaches back. he knows iwaizumi will do everything he can to spike the ball.
and just like that he is 7 again with a scratched knee crying for iwa-chan to carry him even when he's not by his side. but he screams for him because he knows with absolute certainty that he will come. he will help. he is not alone.
the final set of his official high school career goes to iwaizumi, loud and proud. he points to him before he sets. he tells the court to watch. watch me. because he is certain that when it's him and iwaizumi, they're invincible. he wants the world to know of his worthless pride. he wants the world to know who he is proud of.
and just like that he is 7 again, screaming "iwa-chan!" in hopes his best friend will find him.
and he does. he does.
#local idiot watches one (1) haikyuu episode and loses his shit. no one is surprised#yes yes it's fucked up that they still lost but don't you think it's even more insane that iwaizumi still didn't let him down#he came for him like he knew he would. he spiked the ball#and iwaizumi's last spike was from oikawa's toss. fucked up and foul#it's them it's always been them#and you know what else is fucked up? kageyama did the same thing#everyone knew he would set to hinata. they KNEW. he could've changed his strategy last moment#unlike oikawa he has the ability to be his best no matter who he is tossing to during times of stress#but he chose to stand his ground. he chose to tell oikawa “look. this is where the ball will go. and he will spike it and we will win”#AND THEY DO#FUCK. FUCKKKK#how am i supposed to be normal when the reason kageyama won is because he finally learned to trust and depend on other people#how am I supposed to be normal when kageyama tobio the guy who has been alone all his life because he is too strong found someone to#challenge him and stay by his side willingly. happily. with a smile#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL IN THESE CONDITIONS#fuck this stupid baka life. born to make haikyuu analysis posts forced to study for med school entrance exam#ugh#haikyuu#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#seijoh#aoba johsai#iwaoi#karasuno#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#kagehina#vi talks#vi does meta
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"Jaime never thinks, he laughs at everything and everyone and says whatever comes into his head. Jaime is a handsome fool"
#also known as: Jaime wins a gold medal at the IJBOL Olympics#yes this is every reference to Jaime laughing or smiling across all of the books#your homework: look at how many times he smiles and laughs in Brienne’s presence as compared to Cersei#and then you tell me who you think he’s going to spend more time with in the coming books#there were too many quotes to do it in my usual way so this is all the quotes copy pasted into a word doc#enjoy!#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#Jaime Lannister#sissy blogs asoiaf
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Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats
#stardew valley#penny sdv#I didn't mention the SECOND opportunity to lose 1500 friendship with her#because I think if you go out of your way to date her and then tell her that you don't like her that way then you deserve it#but yeah she's super volatile#i was upset for a little bit after reading that one post saying the ‘right’ answer in the 2 heart event is ableist#like nooooo not my favorite farming game :(#except that in the context of several other things in the game it becomes clear that winning someone over#does not always mean doing the right thing#looking directly at how the easiest way to befriend shane and pam is by enabling their alcoholism#which is framed as a harmful thing even if the characters themselves like it#you have to lie to befriend other characters too like with sam dropping his egg#and you can lose a little friendship based on preferences like sebastian asking about what books you like#though to be fair if i saw someone who could potentially be cool and i found out that what they like was stuff im not into id also#lose interest a little#anyway those are all examples spread around on different characters#penny's got it all at once#me post
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I like to imagine Gordon getting increasingly flustered at the vortigaunts' nonstop praises. Just like, face slightly going pink, rubs the back of his neck and looks away all "aw, shucks".
Like, yes, Gordon Freeman is an unstoppable force of nature, but he's also like. Just a guy. He's a nerd and probably a little overwhelmed with suddenly being this Big Hero™️ that everyone is in awe over.
He's the guy who single-handedly WRECKED the Citadel with nothing but the gravity gun, destroying everything and/or one in his path, but like. They kidnapped his friends. NOBODY touches his friends without feeling the wrath of ten thousand supernovas.
But he's also the guy who fiddles with stuff in his friends' labs like a kid in a candy store. He's a man of multitudes.
#half life 2#gordon freeman#vortigaunts#i like to think the vortigaunts are all 100% meaning every word#gordon's just not used to this level of praise#he's autistic he doesn't know how to deal with this much attention#me? projecting myself onto the mute protagonist? of course!#that bit where you get the antlion pheropods and the vort praises you SO MUCH#'the Freeman shows his excellence in all things' *gordon blushing furiously*#compliments are nice and i can tell they really mean it but these are borderline worshipful and it's awkward#also: gordon watching alyx give the vort in episode 2 a kiss and just being like :D#god i love the vortigaunts they're great. i wanna take on gman and/or his employers with their help#i think together we could defeat them and free ourselves (and alyx)#i'm also imagining gordon just. not mentioning to eli that his life and alyx's are entwined now#he's mortified at the thought of eli making MORE jokes about the two getting together lmaooo#griggs and sheckley show up to white forest and ask about it and gordon just freezes bc eli is in the room#i replayed recently as you can tell lmao#not half life: alyx tho#vr is. a whole thing. but i think abt the ending all the time#gordon is a big lovable DORK and he's too polite to ask the vorts to ease up on the excessive praise#he enters the portal's inner workings and lets his body relax. alyx is okay. eli's headed out with judith. they're safe.#it's just Gordon. the gravity gun. and the catharsis of fucking shit up and reducing breen to atoms.#calmest he's been all day tbh#it's probably even more terrifying than his category 7 one-man hurricane through the citadel earlier#i really love playing half-life bc sometimes i'll randomly need to adjust my glasses. and i'm like '!! Gordon also has glasses!!'#diversity win! this video game protagonist wears glasses!#he's genuinely the only one i can think of who wears glasses. at least in the big franchises#fricking nerd. i love him
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atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”
#winning the idgaf war every day of the week#good for him#phil doing the least because he’s too hot and cool and pretty and funny and famous for this shit#he has better things to do with his time#why would be take care of the dumbass who got him 3 lamps 🙄#also the way that i feel like our parents are fighting and trying to get us to pick a side-#“TELL HIM HOW BAD OF A PERSON HE IS FOR NOT TAKING ME TO HOSPITAL”#“NO YOU TELL HIM HES BEING A WHINY OVER DRAMATIC LITTLE BITCH”#mum dad please don’t put us in this position we can’t do phivorce 2.0#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#d&p#danandphilgames#tmogar#bog#image description in alt#dnp described
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