#I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY

[imtired-dude]

Got bored in class

[fujoshimegatron]

TFA sentinel: SQUEEEE OMG IM FINALLY A PRIME and I hate that stupid scrapheap Optimus

TFONE sentinel: okay airachnid now hit the second tower

[oh-phoenixx]

“It’s no use, Regulus, we’ve gotta have it out,” James cried, “I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“Stop quoting Little Women at me, James,” Regulus said through gritted teeth. “We are not getting married.”

“But-”

“I’m seventeen, you are eighteen. We are not getting married,” Regulus repeated.

“I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“James.”

[versasfanficwastedump]

Dad Things that I am positive Bruce Wayne does:

watches random Facebook videos at top volume in the living room with no headphones

asks “Who?” after any of his kids mention a friend’s name. bonus points if that friend has been around for like ten years.

“I was talking to Wally and—“ “Who’s that.”

falls asleep watching tv but complains that he was “just resting his eyes” when someone changes the channel

“B, I’m hungry” “Hi, hungry” (classic)

asks “has your car always made that noise?” when riding in his child’s car. also frequently asks if they’ve gotten an oil change recently

calls kids by the wrong name

“Dami-Tim-Ace-JASON”

whines that he doesn’t want a cat in the house but is obsessed with Alfred the Cat and often found taking naps with her on his chest

can parallel park like a mf

tells the same stories over and over, each rendition slightly more exaggerated than the last

[rayrayrazorfangz]

I JUST MADE AN ABSOLUTELY HORRID YET HILARIOUS REALIZATION.

THE SUNGLASSES.

THEYRE BECOMING REAL.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

Colin's reaction to Arthur being described as 'a hunky killing machine' vs Merlin's reaction to Arthur being a hunky killing machine

[dirteater25]

A thing i noticed about Dess' fan design after chapter 4

Dess pre-Carol reveal Dess post Carol reveal

[thepersassiest]

a meme for my maze gays

[olli-online]

SUPACELL (2024-) 1.04 | Andre

[flameishstudios]

Mythos and magic spoilers

Sherb : who has a fear of horses

Heyhay : ‘so you take 10 damage, your max hp lowers by 10 and the horse takes a chunk out of your shoulder’

[w1tchcr4ftt]

there are 2 types of wallmark shippers

[I apologize i could not find the exact source for both images i saw this while doing a google search for wallter]

[justsomecouscous]

og writer/creator: yeah these two people absolutely hate each other, just like pure loathing, like that's their arch nemesis right there and they've been actively trying to kill each other since they met like they just genuinely hate each other so much-

A sixteen year old girl with daddy issues and a new hyper fixation: not for much longer they won't :)

[ghostly-bat]

I think if Damian were to partake in the 'Devil's lettuce' it'd be with Tim and only Tim. It wouldn't even be intentional it would just happen on accident, like one day Tim is just like "yo, damian you need to chill—here take half an edible I'll do it with you"

Cut to them sitting in completely silence watching a random fish documentary in the family theater room.

[xblackreader]

[tinderbox210]

Ava: How do I tell Bucky that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

[citrusacidic]

her range is fucking crazy