#I PROMISE IM COOKING GUYS

[burguesinha24]

the archer- in which you’re sad as fuck and vi comforts you (fluffy)

your hands shook as you knelt on the floor of your bathroom. you had really thought you were past this. you had an amazing girlfriend, loving friends, and a great life in general.

but I guess life’s a bitch, hm?

you heard a light knock on the door through your sniffles and choked sobs.

“babe? everything alright?”

“I-I’m ok.” despite your best efforts, your voice still broke when you responded to her. the door opened, and you silently cursed yourself for not locking it.

“whoa, hey, what’s going on?” vi’s blue eyes glittered in concern, her brows knit tightly together. your lower lip trembled as you tried your best to keep a fresh wave of tears down.

“I-i don’t know, I don’t k-know-” she knelt done to where you were crouching, cupping your face with her warm, calloused hands. she brushed away the tears that you didn’t even know were falling.

“hey, calm down. take a deep breath for me, baby. ok? in-”

you inhaled deeply with her.

“-out.”

you breathed out shakily. you repeated the action a few times before your tears stopped and your breathing evened out.

“you wanna talk about it?” her voice was soft, her hands still on your face, grounding you.

“I honestly don’t know. everyone at work was pissing me off and I don’t know I just-”

you cut yourself off, closing your eyes as you felt that same snake of desperation coiling around your heart.

“hey, how about I order food for us, hmm?” you opened your eyes, taking in the kind, loving smile she graced you with. you nodded slowly.

“yeah, yeah ok. as long as we don’t put pineapple on the pizza.” she snorted, shaking her head and ruffling up your hair.

“hater.” she teased. you smiled back.

“more like I have taste.”

“horrible taste.”

later that night, you found yourself forgetting about your horrible day and the mental breakdown you had almost endured. laying there in vi’s arms, the smell of cheap, greasy pizza filling the air while you two watched some shitty romcom, you figured that maybe life wasn’t such a bitch.

not when you had her by your side.

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a/n: this is kind of shit but I literally just had the shittiest day ever so I wanted to write some comfort 😔 luv u guysss

[chloesimaginationthings]

HBEBEBEBEBEB UR WILLIAM DESIGN IS SO SILLYYYYY THAT SKRUNKLY OLD MAN IS GETTING THE CHAIR <3333

The worst man ever 💜

[tianhai03]

hi everyone sorry for not much actual art in the past few days ive been a little busy

[germaaaaaaaaaa]

davspor color palette

[erenfox]

unpopular opinion: i enjoy and ship caleo.

[hexxxcapades]

i need to blabber about my animal choices for when i doodled some of the Conclave characters as animals here

Sister Agnes -- Domestic Shorthair Cat

I felt a cat suited Sister Agnes's energy (quiet, watchful, unwilling to interfere until the pivotal point, where she strikes and aims true) well. I considered using a rabbit for her (docility, humility, etc.) but rabbits are typically perceived as agitated/anxious, which is the opposite of what she is. Her breed is nonspecific, but I drew heavily from the British shorthair, and I plan to make her markings emulate Siamese or Burmese cats.

Cardinal Tedesco -- Domestic Longhair Cat

Like Agnes, I didn't want to label Goffredo as a particular cat breed (I think it would be interesting if belonging to a particular "pure" breed is some kind of socioeconomic marker, but that's another conversation), though it's pretty obvious that he appears to have a good bit of Maine Coon in him. I chose this breed because of its somewhat imposing/imperious appearance, though they are purportedly "gentle giants" (which Goffredo is....definitely not). It's pretty obvious that he wields his appearance---the full cardinal regalia, the golden pectoral cross, etc.---as a tool to establish dominance, so it seemed fitting to model him after this breed.

Cardinal Bellini -- Greyhound

I chose the greyhound more so for the appearance than anything else. They're lean, wiry, and elegant in appearance. However, I do think there could be some parallels between their temperaments/breed traits and Aldo. For example, intelligence = self-explanatory, laziness = Aldo's unwillingness to take decisive action, non-confrontative nature = Aldo talking shit about Goffredo behind his back but never quite facing him head-on, independence/introvertism = Aldo's failure to win over his fellow members of the Curia, and so on.

Cardinal Lawrence -- Border Collie

While watching this movie with a friend, we both remarked on how Thomas's taciturn demeanor just seems like a really thin veil for deep-seated anxiety/agitation. Where Aldo is kind of outwardly neurotic, Thomas directs it all inward. He's giving working dog breed that is both severely overstimulated and severely understimulated at once, and is thus thinking about gnawing his own leg off 24/7. Someone get him a chew toy or something, damn. Also, herding dog as the manager of the sheep?? As the guardian of the lamb of God?? The symbolism is just too good to pass up.

Cardinal Benitez -- Goat

Initially, I was thinking something like rabbit, possum, or perhaps even a bat---all diminutive and meek/shy animals. But in the end, I went with a goat (breed nonspecific again), just because something appealed to me about the imagery of a lamb of God, just...slightly to the left. A prayer answered, but not in the way one might expect. Also, just like Vincent, goats tend to be hardy and have a strong stubborn streak. One of his horns is broken---a very visible marker of the hard circumstances he has experienced. He's the first bovid (mammal belonging to the cow/sheep/goat family) to be elected Pope. This mirrors Cardinal Adeyemi, too, who I plan to make some sort of West African cattle breed. Racial/national divisions aren't easy to represent in this context, but I tried my best! 🤞🏽

[panicky-pansexual]

Distracts you with a meme while I try to make actual content

[rgbjitter]

grumbot in 3d

GRUMBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first ever render ive done lol. sorry if the quality is crap (especially the gif, like, w o w). also im planning to rig this, so if i do actually succesfully do that, then ill reblog it here :>

as usual, tumblr gets to see it first

[luv-indigo]

i think they should kiss. idk that’s just me tho

had a lot of fun designing an mc for this game…..harpy mc, my beloved…..

(she’s doing their makeup btwww)

[bugtoast]

Post-canon II au where the characters live in a gay little commune (suitcase uses her money to build a tiny town on the island) on their gay little island (Inanimate island) dreamed up by a gay little man (Mephone4)

Call it Baxterville cause none of them could think of a name, and lightbulb was like “lets name it after my crab :]”

[necromycologist]

also btw if you all have not already guessed i have lost the battle against falling in love w jean so embarrassingly badly. like the foxes first season badly. like neil trying to be nonprovocative in press interviews badly. myjeannnnnn...

[undead-maggot]

Metal au early years real

[9xyzt]

guys i have to present something in history tomorrow im really scared

GO O O O O OLLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also itd bbreaking hajime rib If that wasnt clear....

[cozyflowerbed]

Husk is a walking mushroom encyclopedia. You may doubt him on many things, but never underestimate his knowledge on mushrooms.

[h0neybane]

evleo anniversary in 6 days...

[abyssalcitrus]

I asked my mom if I could stay home to work on her present and naturally she automatically starts saying I have weak faith and am in dangerous territory and basically I'm a godless heathen and this is exactly why I don't talk to her about my faith (or lack thereof, I guess)