#I can fight. and I can also pay
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i don’t want to be That Guy, but i figured its a good time for a reminder that posting exclusively LU/linked universe content in the general loz/legend of zelda tags is discouraged—the creator addressed it here!
linked universe is a particularly huge linkmeets au, and has become so popular that it is basically its own separate fandom. people who have never played the games read linked universe, but not everybody who plays the games and uses the broader tags for legend of zelda does. the #linkeduniverse and #linked universe tags themselves get a lot of traffic and are generally more appropriate than a “legend of zelda” tag.
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#loz#legend of zelda#tloz#i dont want to be a hater on main or be the tag police#but its gotten to the point i frequently get confused about which tag i’m in#because the general zelda tags are full of LU content#ofc there are cases where you can or want to tag both lu and general zelda#but broadly speaking the two are separate#mort#also be mindful that not all links meets aus are lu and to pay attention to how the creator tags their work#but that’s a whole separate battle to fight#linksmeet authors are farore’s strongest soldiers in the tag trenches
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Lord, some of your prettiest girls are paying me money to jerk off about them, and then sending me free porn of themselves getting off to what they paid me to do, and I don't know what happened to make them like this but-
Lord. When I fucking find you. You will pay for every single fucking bad thing that happened to these girls that they'll pay me to moan into a microphone and tell them what good girls they are. You will suffer for the things you let happen to these gorgeous angels. You will bleed and you will die and you will know.
The world does not deserve these wonderful, sweet, talented, incredible creatures with bruised hearts and aching cunts. And these incredible creatures do not deserve the bruised hearts the world gave them.
Lord, I am going to kill you, and you will know these are not your prettiest girls anymore. They are mine, and I will watch over them.
#big brother talks#fauxcest#fauxc3st#big bro x lil sis#trailer trash siblings#I'm really stoned and some of you are not only incredibly sweet and ridiculously hot but you're also just really generous#and I fucking will fight god for you because he's gonna pay#I don't need to know specifically what happened to you#if it was emotional trauma or physical neurological symptoms or anything#I just know that the world is not gentle to people like us#and I know some of you fight to stay kind#and that's the most valuable fucking thing in the world in my eyes#shit I'm maudlin stoned I'm getting off the internet#but just know that I genuinely love several of you#I mean not like proposal for marriage#but like you can join my post apocalyptic commune in the wilderness and maaaaaaaybe group marriage vibes#anyway getting the fuck off the internet
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Monkey’s Paw pages 144-147 ( START HERE || ao3 || previous || next ) AU after episode 62. The Omega Dads try a more desperate gambit, but careful what you wish for. Our dads find alternate versions of themselves in a strange dreamscape. If you die in the dream, do you die in real life?
"three psych outs in a row is that good writing" let me COOK
anyway hey guys im still alive. these pages just did not wanna happen. mostly panelings fault. finished not perfect, amiright?
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#monkeys paw#up next: the grand monologue-off#like yea its me im gona make them actually throw hands#which comics is aparently my least favorite medium to do that in#finding one frame to represent motion is so hecking hard#but yeah anyway a REAL henry vs henry fight is through WORDS#i dont think i can live up to will campos's oratory skills but i will try to play homage#i mean pay#but the vibe fits so imma not change it i said waht i said#anyway imma also make a monkeys paw masterpost on the patron discord i think#hard to say if that will update faster#since i tend to work on a batch of pages at a time doing sketch then line then color then background on all of them#posting these is more nerve wracking the less often I do it#anyway enjoy! gonna go update ao3
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Virtua Fighter 5 R.E.V.O.
Sega AM2 & Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio (2025)
𝗣𝗮𝗶 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗿𝗮 𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗶
#been a blast#even tho off line mode is barely there#(and i get my 🍑 whooped online)#tried out a bunch but been maining Pai once again#what i love tho#is that in the oooooold version her main shapes were spins#roundhouse combos#twisty takeovers#and it's still such a staple in 5 i love it#even though i can barely ever do the intercepts the timing is wild#still learning#also love the rgg dna#anyway#sega#virtua fighter#vf5#virtua fighter 5#rgg#pai chan#akira yuki#fighting games#long post#gifs#big post#martial arts
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contemplating ac options that aren't gonna have me paying $200+ a month for utilities 'cause while i'll still be in the green that's. lol.
but it's may and consistently 90f+ and we're not to the nasty part of the summer where it doesn't even get cool at night and that's gonna be a problem.
#lies down#no matter what i do (replace the window unit that i have with a more efficient LESS NOISY alternative or purchase a standing unit)#it's gonna be like $300 out of pocket and ive got car+standard bullshit+paying the friend who helped with rent the last three months+pump#still#closing out all of my accounts on the old apartment is also gonna be expensive#HOPEFULLY i'll get my deposit back without a fight and that can go toward extant house stuff i need to purchase#including perhaps better ac.
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what do you think about the newest penacony story patch in hsr?
penacony numero uno. actually the best arc out of the 3 so far but sunday should kill himself*
#*i cant beat the boss what else is fuckinggggg new 🚬#im typing this after my idk 4-6th attempt#the fact that you cant do the world level thing like you can in genshin is ass#bailus healing annoys me and gallagher...is actually pretty good for the fight i was worried taking him in but he does p well#i hate complaining about the difficulty of the game cause the reality is that im just not a stats guy and only vaguely understand how#everything goes. im better at an open world beat the shit outta everything game like genshin but i like sr more </3#and theres so few imaginary characters. DIE#aventurine and luocha were really good but either didnt care or was saving for someone else and im paying the PRICE#asks#anon#anyways ueah penacony fire story. gallagher and misha u are the world 🫶🏾#also it just looks really good all the maps are so nice looking#the characters are enjoyable i like how everyone plays a part and i actually cared about the story#star rail spoilers#b4 i got to the part ingame i saw mishas va on twitter give a lil thank you and i was like hes deeefinitely dying lmaoo#it was a nice ending for those 2 though bittersweet. im glad misha did get to experience the astral express even if it wasnt the one we kne#mhy
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I am the most hopeful of pessimists
#is the world about to go up in flames?#probably#but i will enjoy it for now knowing God wins#are things terrible everywhere#yes#but i have a mission and if i complete my mission then things will work out for the good...even the bad stuff that happens along the way#and everyone else also has a mission and if everyone completes their mission then the world gets better#and if they don't#well as tragic as that is...God wins anyway#and even the inevitable pain and suffering is only the refining process#i will probably never own my own home (which does break my heart a little bit)#but there's a mansion waiting for me in heaven#all of the beautiful things that i wanted are now out of my reach#but even just seeing other people have them means i get to enjoy them#maybe i don't own my own pond#but seeing the neighbor's pond is nice when i drive past his place#so in a way i'm enjoying it too and i don't have to pay to treat the pond to make sure it isn't scummy so maybe i'm ahead after all#life is hard and it will only get harder but i'm learning to fight as i go and i will only get tougher so with God's help i can do this
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Nine doesn't know how to express his love towards the Garde so he buys them all tons of presents for Christmas even though they agreed they wouldn't get each other anything so nobody feels like they owe something to each other
#and he would probably get the most for ella in hopes of her feeling like a normal child😭😭😭😭#he would also probably get a lot of cringe matching sweaters for the couples#plus a bunch of art supplies for marina#and strategy games for six#imagine game night at the penthouse#everyone goes to bed angry bc they get in like ten different fights BAKDNF#anyways#nine doesn't know how to express himself so he has to go above and beyond for every holiday and birthday#john asking nine to stop with the presents bc everyone feels bad for not being able to pay him back but nine doesn't care and keeps doing it#can you tell emotionally stunned nine is my fav thing ever#lorien legacies#i am number four#number nine#garde
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simon the harrowed watching simon riley degrade further into insanity and when hunter gary sanderson shows up in the nightmare he warns him to watch out for a skull masked hunter annihilating anyone who gets near him with a beasthunter saif
warnings of “in another lifetime maybe he could have been your ally…but i doubt someone as far gone as he is can be reasoned with anymore” doesn’t stop sanderson from trying; he didn’t get the nickname roach for giving up easily
even as riley tries to obliterate him with the deadly precision of a practiced hunter coupled with the unhinged blood lust of a hunter intoxicated by the hunt sanderson keeps fighting back until he has riley flat on his back, his threaded cane pressed down tight on riley's throat to keep him still, looking into the covered eyes of the unhinged man that he knows can still see him, quietly reminding him of the hunt he abandoned before he gave in to his clear grief and agony; telling him they can take on ludwig together, take the research hall and the astral clocktower together, free the poor wizened child from his suffering together, if only riley would come back to himself, remember who he is and his purpose as a hunter; they could transcend the hunt together, gain true insight together, if only riley would remember who he was and could still be
#cod x bloodborne au#fully insane about this btw#i think i'm gonna have both father g and father tav exist at the same time in this#this takes place after my fic where soap and ghost fuck at the tomb of oedon#ghost has become *extremely* unhinged since then#i'll probs stick to the canon that henryk is dead and father g is alone now tho#also probably gonna pull some non-canon bs about him transforming back#its *MY* insane au and *I* cherry pick the canon bits to include#also djura#my beloved#my aroace king#i just KNOW him and mactavish would be gruff older man besties#i'll have roach encounter djura at some point in old yharnam#probably have roach befriend him too cause i fucked up my run trying to do that and wanted to sob#HATE the blood starved beast fight still omk FUCK that shit#cause apparently u gotta run through old yharnam without killing anything; kill the BSB to get the gaolers to spawn; go to hypogean gaol#trigger paarl (dont have to kill him yet); and THEN go back to djuras tower without him seeing you and he'll be friendly#getting through the area without killing anything isn't that hard but collecting items???#i was going insane trying to kill the bsb because i wasnt getting all the antidotes & beast blood pellets around old yharnam bc believe it#or not even earlier on running around in bloodborne trying to collect shit without killing anything is INCREDIBLY difficult!#so i was missing the fucking beast blood pellets around that one corner where the scourge beast drops down off the wall at you cause. well.#a scourge beast drops down off the wall to try and attack you AND theres that one that bursts out of the doorway by the stairs#so like#being cornered in an alley by two of them at once when theyre both aggro'd???#i dont even like trying to kill two at once and theyre really not that hard to kill#theyre easy enough to dodge theyre just annoying#plus i still need to go back to hypogean gaol to get the tonitrus cause i missed it in my last run and fuck buying it#i'm upping my arcane in this one to 15 so i can try out ludwigs holy blade eventually once i get to him cause i just wanna try it#i focused on my skill & strength stats in my other save file bc those make the game a lot easier#i'm doing a bloodtinge build this time which doesnt pay off like forever bc the good shit is all at cainhurst and you cant get the summons
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I bring you a fully finished Finch! love making characters bc I cant enjoy any media normally <3
Harper Finch, former workshop tech and inventor, current Stalker (along with fixing up machines and puppets for money.) his mask is based on a Bullfinch if you were wondering! wonderfull little bird.
I'll probably put more lore for him in another post bc I am Tired rn and want a nap
anyway I worked on his one leg for 3 days but his puppety ass is completely in frame so he's going under the cut
here's him and his flat puppet ass.
Yk for constantly fixing and upgrading himself, he doesn't take very good care of his casing...
mans saw Ps fulminis and said "I need that in my life" so he made himself a leg to kick the shit out of people AND electricute them <3
#doobles#lies of p oc#lies of p#I like thinking ab the idea that if he were in the game he could be almost like a summonable like spector!#inside and outside of arenas!#outside if boss fights it'd be like that one part in malum with fox and cat where they follow you around and fight shit for you#inside of boss fights he'd be a spector that can Actually Dodge And Parry#you'd have to pay him extra for boss fights tho bc what the Fuck do you mean were gonna fight the swamp monster nobody came back from#but finch and spector#power duo of meat sheilds#while P sits back and watches them get tossed like skipping stones#LoP Finch#oh yeah Finch is also French! altho he rarely speaks the language#he can! he just Doesnt.#anyway now its nap time goodnight folks
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i just think a "friended/romanced + saved + trust aj" violet does such a good job rounding out the plot and characters of S4 and i dont say that lightly
she walls people off out of fear just like S3 clem did and learned to grow out of through the compassion of others. feeling like she could have done more to save minnie being what initially makes her step up to lead, but her accepting her love for clem (and clem choosing to save her) is what leads to her Truly accepting the school and everyone inside it as her Home and gives her something to fight for ("i tried my damnedest not to care about either of you. and i still couldnt tell you why." "i know where youre coming from. after losing so many people, sometimes its easier to keep everyone at arms length." "and then you wonder why you fight so hard to stay alive. i dont wonder anymore."). this being the reasoning behind violets detachment from the school, as well as a negative home life impacting her idea of what a home even was. but together they turn ericson from a prison into the home theyve BOTH been looking for, renaming it together, and envisioning it for the future together. the two of them understand each other deeply, from what theyve lost to how its affected them and the poor ways theyve decided to react to it. but through their support of the other, they BOTH get to evolve into more relaxed and confident versions of themselves, who know Exactly what theyre fighting for
her troubled relationship with brody and getting to learn more about what happened with the twins/violets reaction to it and how she ultimately blames herself/brodys guilt about her part in it and how she misses violet. getting the chance to mend that relationship before its too late. the 3 of them becoming closer because of it. and getting to develop clems friendship with brody leads to a more impactful moment later in the basement
her relationship with tenn reflecting clems relationship with aj, in the way they both made the decision to look after their respective boys after their primary guardians died (ajs parents, tenns sisters). both of them can understand the responsibilities they have taken upon themselves, and how hard it can be to do right. the 4 of them become a tight knit group quickly. especially in EP2 as vi supports clem while tenn supports aj through the marlon fiasco
her confused relationship with minerva introducing interesting conflict both within her relationship with clem (who has her own personal conflict with minerva, which vi still ties into through her relationship with both minnie and tenn) and the over arching plot, which has themes of learning when to let someone go because they are no longer who they once were (clem and lilly "we were family once", mitch about ms martin "you get all caught up in who people used to be, and you cant deal with whats in front of you", violet about minnie "the real minnie? shes been gone this whole time and i have to stop mourning her")
having a saved violet on the boat expanding the conversation with minerva about her motivations with the delta. violet apologizing for never looking for her, minnie saying she knows she would have but that its too late now, so sure this is just the way things have to be. getting to hear minnie say "you can be rewarded, just like i am", giving us insight into her character. and clem getting the last word before she rams the door down, her and violet fighting minnie Together. and violet saves clems life, making the Choice to shoot minerva, which in and of itself is a huge moment for violets character in regards to her relationship with both minnie And clem
and aj shooting tenn on the bridge brings things full circle, by putting violet in the same position louis was in EP2, where aj has killed the most important person to her, in an effort to save her life, and now she must reckon with those feelings the same way louis had to about marlon. not so easy now is it violet? ("so youre mad, but sad" "can i be that for a while?" "yeah, its ok")
just... ough... violets whole character just fits into Everything so well, but in a way that elevates the characters and plots around her, while also developing her into her own

#plus tenn dying with minnie feels like looking at a clem and aj Bad End and that feels intentional#and vi being there fighting minnie for tenns life....the boy she took it upon herself to look out for.. and losing him 😭#ALSO i feel like the whole point of S4 is raising aj into someone clem trusts. like did you do a good job raising him or not??#like through the decisions i made i Did naturally trust him in that cave. but after seeing other routes i can def see why some didnt#but even if clem doesnt trust him in that cave he still proves later in the barn that he knows when to make his own call#its more about what clem has to lose/how long it takes for her to trust aj. he knows what hes doing now. clem says as much#none of this is me saying picking louis' route is BAD. im just pointing out the ways violets works on so many levels for me#esp since the season is already so short. all of this really helps to flesh out the plot and side characters in those 4 eps#but anyway this is why i cant stand violet slander especially when people say she was underdeveloped compared to other characters#i just think youre not paying attention to her#but what else is new for female characters#twdg#it speaks
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top 10 sentai blacks yes its important that Junichi Haruta is here twice
#sentai#top 10 out of 16 lmao sorry @ the fellas left out#(i know for certain what my top 3 seasons are but i wanna work out the top 5)#(and these top 10s are helping me visualise. helping me decide. helping me make hard decisions)#(also i like making lists fight me with rocks about it)#LIST TIME#NUMBER 10 jou boonboomger he has captured my very heart and soul. what a lil guy (will probably end up higher once the show is over)#NUMBER 9 kaguragi kingohger he's so slimey. complete bastard. absolute snake in the grass 🥰🥰🥰🥰#NUMBER 8 masumi boukenger brat <3 <3 <3 would you like to see him kiss go on gold? you can see him kiss go on gold if you wanna#NUMBER 7 ryu dynaman the best kind of ninja is a body dupe ninja 😌#NUMBER 6 gunpei go onger i am spraying him with a hose (the g in g6 stands for gunpei)#NUMBER 5 misao zyuohger used to bully my friend with pictures of sulky misao. shes a girl now. with mine and gunpeis help you too ca#NUMBER 4 jiraiyaaaaaaaaa kakuranger cowboy. you get it. you understand.#NUMBER 3 kuroda goggle v normal about him i promise#NUMBER 2 hayate changeman pretty privilege i forgive him for everything he's ever done in fact i would pay to see him do it again#(if you watch metalder you can in fact see him do it again all be it a little less kickable and a whole lot more useless ❤️❤️❤️)#NUMBER 1 HYUUGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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the only thing i took away from hsr 2.1 is that march is gay
#who is this bartender and can she become playable she deserves a full on the mouth kiss#hsr spoilers#hsr#also aven meeting his younger self is cute tho i still havent gotten to the part where they explain who tf is speaking thru his future self#but i actually hate how the game pushes you to keep pulling for newer units oh my god like i dont wanna do dot damage stop making your boss#bosses able to be oneshotted by black swan acheron kafka and nobody else#pov person who hasnt progressed through aven boss fight because it's taking way too damn long. prolly a skill issue but just let me play#my fav characters i dont need this fucking powercreep stuff T_T#ramblings!#also aven is growing on me but also idc his design is too dripless and so is boothill's im like -_-#the only pretty people are robin and siobhan the bartender and im so sick of physical..............#also i tghink this is just a side effect of being way more invested in genshin bc i cannot fully pay attention to the lore tm#they be revealing things left and right and i just dont care so it flies over my head#at least they properly gave everything needed to understand avens backstory before we have to fight him
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schrödinger’s gc favorite
#somehow he’s both too injured to possibly put up a fight and also automatically the favorite bc he won the last two years#like if you listen to cycling twitter we should expect the exact same form as last year but he’s also in no state to ride the tour at all#meanwhile he’s just doing his training and reconning the galibier and paying no attention to any of the nonsense god bless#user etapereine get off twitter challenge failed again#like i know nuance and middle ground are foreign concepts on twitter in general but good lord#will he be in the form he was last year? probably not#will he be in such terrible form that he falls out of gc in week one and ends up working for matteo? also probably no#my bet? he’ll lose some time in week one but then make at least some of it up in the mountains in week three#whether he can make up enough in week three to still win is unknown and depends just as much on what everyone else does#but expecting twitter to use things like reason and common sense is a lost cause so whatever
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ive got like three casters in my bg3 party right now which is fun because it lets you play around with strategy and i like aoe spells but also. the long rests.
#EVERY MAJOR FIGHT#its worse because my party is like. level 4 right now iirc#it makes combat really fun but dear god i pay the price afterward#goblin camp was a phenomenal time for me and i was having a very silly experience. half my party was also basically useless until i rested#at least astarion can still hit pretty heavily with no spell slots. cant say the same for gale#my baldurs gate party right now is casters and karlach which i find very silly
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im so normal (went to the gym for the first time yaaay. did high intensity yoga with lots of middle aged women yaaay. booked my doctors appointment for my painkiller refill yaaay. gonna do grocery shopping with flatmate yaaay. will probably go home and draw soushin before im back at the gym this evening and then conk out)
#kostik speaks#i booked a bunch of gym shit this week just so i can try out all the classes and see which ones i want to commit to#but it does mean it looks like im maxxing out my membership like nobodys business#my membership pays for itself if you have one class a week. i have one class a Day this week#my brains a bit frazzled because im mentally ill but im committing. its ok#im in my cool adult arc even if im a very mentally ill adult#also thank god i can get my painkillers refilled i am Literally on my last one#this is what improvement looks like#body improvement. fight on. fight on. fight on
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