#I'M LITERALLY WHEEZING
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I'm going to have SO much fun with this :D :D :D :D :D
Edit: Final tally is 27 inaccurate/misrepresented statements :D
#i'm literally wheezing#I'm at 1:58 into the video and I've already found SIX things GL - Theory's IDOL - has stated to the contrary of#this is so fucking funny#updating this as i go along#3:28 and we're at ELEVEN NOW Y'ALL
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@cupophrogs I'm so sorry for doing your boy like this

I don't know why but whenever I picture Drew in my head this is the image my brain conjures up.
And to be honest, finally putting it down on paper is making me lose my mind. I was laughing the entire time drawing this and I'm STILL laughing at it.
I'm close to tears.
#I think I'm WAY more out of it today than I thought I was#because for some reason this is cracking my shit up XD#I'm literally wheezing#help me plz-#friend's oc#my art#traditional art#Drew#ppt oc#crimson embers au#poppy playtime#poppy playtime au
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Gene be like

(image: meme where thoughts in the outline of a head are translated to a word bubble outside the outline. in this case, the thoughts are "I lost everything I loved back then, I almost ruined the world, I lost Ingo when I was supposed to take him home -> ??? -> I got dumped, I guess")
THESE TWO MEMES COMING IN RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER NEARLY MADE ME CHOKE 💀💀💀
#oceandi answers#fragmented-ghost#haxoruki#generic protagonist#memes: thought to speech and vector despicable me Hey#I'M LITERALLY WHEEZING#PART OF THAT IS ALLERGIES BUT THESE ARE SO FUNNY
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Can I just say ... I'm in love with every single person who has submitted an outfit request for Jason so far.
Each and every single one of you has somehow committed to one particular theme and one theme only.
I am stunned. I am delighted. I can't fucking wait to torture Jason back into his grave XD
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this is funny as fuck 😭💀 source
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he looks like sucha nerd lmaoooo
i also have this little hc of mine that Eclipse wears a bandage on his hand along with his fingers being a bit rigid since Nexus broke 'em that one time he just never bothered to fix it fully, got it to work well enough again and that's kinda it
perhaps the bandage is from Earth when she found out that it happened (cuz i really don't think he would care enough to put it on himself) and now he just replaces it every now and then with a new one if needed
[EP: Ballora KIDNAPS ECLIPSE in VRChat (EAPS)]
#i had that lil' hc for him literally since it happened and i cannot believe this is the first time i draw Eclipse since then#it's been so long#jeez#and i mean like current Eclipse and not a gHoSt Of THe PaSt or smth#kind of looks like shit ngl lol#it's 4am i have no idea what i'm doing#*dying wheeze of laughter and insanity*#sams#sun and moon show#sams fanart#eaps#eclipse and puppet show#eaps fanart#tsbs#the security breach show#eclipse#eclipse fanart#sams eclipse#eaps eclipse#art
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Vi and Caitlyn deadass broke up twice in two seasons lmao
#arcane#league of legends#arcane vi#arcane caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#violyn#vi x caitlyn#caitlyn x vi#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#they’re literally taking turns breaking up#i'm wheezing bc they aren't even dating
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So my friend
@gosapphiretiger made a comment about Ace's Signature Magic...
Imma just make it simple

I am not sorry
#Its literally almost similar#If you know bnha you know#I'm wheezing so much about this#I'm sorry Ace you're almost similar to Monoma with your signature magic#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#Twst spoilers#twst book 7#twst book 7 spoilers#ace trappola#monoma neito#bnha#my hero academia#Twst shitpost
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He's already hoping on one leg to take off his sneaker! Missiles are readied! Launch approached in 3... 2...1....
"THERE WAS PHYSICAL CONTACT, SHOUTO! LAUNCH THE SHOE!"
#Super crack#I'm literally wheezing#I can't anymore#omfg xDDD#the length they go#to protect rima#from the big bad bird man#XDDDD#bearratic#penandswords#heroic-endeavors
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Ooc: due to shadow milk needed to be bullied by anons here ya go
Also this is objectively written to be funny because I feel shitty (allergies/tired)





t: *drags shadow milk away*
s: wha- ah HEY! UNHAND ME!
t: *chucks him in a room, standing over him, his a smirk on his face, he looks down at the beast.*
s: I'm not the shadow milk cookie that hurt you, you moron!
t: satisfaction will fill the void in my heart.
*holds up plush* tell me your darkest secret beast and I will spare this toy..
s: wh-what!? No! I'm not giving you black mail!
t: I'm literally black mailing you right now.
s: WELL I'M NOT GIVING YOU MORE!
t: ...
...then so be it.. *takes plush, puts it up to his mouth and bites it's hand causing shadow milk to grab his hand and yelp in pain*
s: ARGH! THAT'S SHARP!
t: *pulls out a tack and jabs it in the hand of the plush*
s: *yelps and whimpers*
t: tell me.
s: NO!
t: tell me *getting ready to bite the neck of the plush*
s: ARGH CURSE YOU! *stands up and gets ready to smack recluse*
t: *bites the neck of the plush*
s: *staggers,holds neck and makes an odd noise*
....
t: ....
What.
s: THAT WASN'T ME-
t: oh fuck no. *chucks the plush*
s: OW MY HEAD!
t: *walks off* I'm going to sage. You freak.
s: YOU BIT ME!! ugh.... at least nilly can have his "super cute" plush back.. *looks at hand*.... Eh I'll be fine.. it's not too much jam..
Ooc: recluse had a plan but smilk made it weird also the bleeding hand is a plot device
#Silly#Made for comfort (I had a bad sense of humour)#I was literally wheezing about banana milk and eggs with my gf today#No I'm not providing context#mildly suggestive#suggestive humor#rp blog#cookie run roleplay#cookie run kingdom au#crk rp#cookie run rp#cookie run au#shadow milk crk#crk au#shadow milk cookie#crk roleplay#pure vanilla cookie#truthless recluse#crk truthless recluse#request#writing requests#owners writing#tw violence#tw blood#?
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Barely two minutes into Grian's Ep 8 and I'm losing it... what a fantastic task, oh my gosh. Jimmy on Discord haunting him from beyond the grave...
Every bit of that so far, from "No way!" to "Prove that you can see me!" and "This- This is mad-" is gonna make awesome 'fic material...
Jimmy: "And you're looking at Etho and ZombieCleo"
Grian, panicked, cutting him off: "Okay okay okay okay okay!"
#Secret Life#Grian#trafficblr#Jimmy Solidarity#traffic life smp#Secret Life SMP spoilers#Secret Life spoilers#When I saw people teasing Grian for saying 'admin fairies' I was like '... but don't they literally have an admin named Sonam-#who's in Bdubs Last Life Ep 1?' and idk if this is how it works but now I'm thinking maybe Jimmy's on the admin account?#Can the admin account be invis? I am intrigued#^ I am liveblogging so this might get disproven later just something I've been musing over#Would love to find a place for Sonam in my fic but idk anything about them wheeze#Riddle watches Traffic#mcyt#traffic spoilers
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Hi again! Thank you for educating me on Atsushi bottom popularity, I'm glad it has a much bigger following than I thought. I definitely prefer the Asian fandom overall though, their akuatsu drawings are so good 🤭💖 they're so peak lol
Let's see, favorite top Akutagawa x bottom Atsushi headcannons? (If you're comfortable with sharing that is no pressure!)
I love thinking of Atsushi's cat behaviors popping during intimacy, like purring or nuzzling etc. Definitely headcannon that Atsushi has sensitive spots like behind his ear or at the base of spine 🥹
I also feel like Akutagawa would love spoiling Atsushi omg
Buys him the most softest clothes and everything and like Akutagawa is canonically quite wealthy too so like the possibilities...lmao
Aku would definitely also be super possessive for sure lmao that weretiger belongs to him 🌚
This is like the sweetest ask I've ever gotten lol I love it
I'm also giggling bc this is like the least serious yet best topic ever. Bottom Atsushi is my roman empire 😔 can't deny it
The Asian side of the Bsd/sskk fandom is honestly amazing! Although I'm obviously a part of the Western/English speaking fandom, the Asian side seems quite nice from what I've seen. They can also support Asagiri more directly lmao (I'm looking at you Hoshikawa). Honestly all sskk fanart is just >>>, the art from the Asian side is peak too 👌
Hmm my favorite headcanons specifically based on those dynamics for sskk?
Definitely that Akutagawa bites. You can't tell me that possesive "return the weretiger to me" man wouldn't try to mark Atsushi left and right with hickies lmao

(a moment of silence for Bones actually animating something right for once in their lives 🙏)
Another headcanon is that Atsushi loves being the little spoon. He's a cat (technically speaking), he'd probably prefer to sleep very warm and be open to cuddling. He'd definitely fall asleep in Akutagawa's arms
A third headcanon is that Akutagawa likes Atsushi in feminine things (like with nail polish, lip stick, cough a skirt cough, etc) and that Atsushi embraces it back
Atsushi purring is something that heals my soul, I love that hc from anon! I bet Wan is going to bring it up one day LMAO
Also to anyone reading this, no I am not characterizing Atsushi or acting like he's some "soft uwu femboy" or whatever. I know Atsushi is strong, I know he's not girly and I know he can be an absolute beast and yes, I know all about his character (I love reading analyses on him but oh boy the angst hurts me. Asagiri is evil sigh), but that doesn't mean I can't think he's a bottom lol. I personally think he is, considering his full character and his relationship with Akutagawa. I don't think he's "weak" and he's grown incredibly far throughout the series (especially in chapter 123 oml. His hallucinations of the Headmaster...) but still. Atsushi's not stereotypically macho but he's not a helpless damsel either, if anything he's just a very realistically written character. He's emotional, he's selfish, he's kind, he's so many different things and I love him for that 😔 (and I will stand by the fact that he's a bottom for the rest of my life bahaha)
#aaaaaa I'm sorry I took so long to answer this anon!!#but I'm active again woohoo#im wheezing what even is this ask I love it so much#But I am also slightly embarrassed#anon who are you I need to know 🙏🙏#literally what even is this post I'm going insane#I'm still team bottomsushi for forever though#do I hear myself when I talk?#bsd#sskk#bungou stray dogs#shin soukoku#bungoustraydogs#bungougaydogs#bsd atsushi#atsushi#akuatsu#bungou gay dogs#atsuaku#nakajima atsushi#asks#asks answered#sskk hcs#bsd hcs#bungou stray dogs headcanons#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa#akutagawa x atsushi
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are you shitting my nuts rn

the P stands for "poop"
#apparently this has been around since october but i've deadass not seen it until now#literally what the fuck is this#that is POOP#that is a FLAVORLESS BEAN#PATREON'S LOGOS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MINIMALIST#BUT YOU SERIOUSLY SAID 'HOLD MY BEER' AND MADE IT WORSE ???#WHAT'S NEXT?? JUST A BLACK CIRCLE ???#i'm wheezing so fucking hard at this#i would KILL to have been a fly on the wall during that meeting with the corporate higher ups#patreon
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(English version)
#pmd#pmd rt#pmd blue rt#earthkinous'#pathway panels#rt hero#rt partner#blue rt hero#blue rt partner#cubone#squirtle#la traducción literal de “wheezes” es “jadea” pero lo cambié por el sonido “pfff” porque si#tambien... “i'm getting you” literalmente es “te estoy consiguiendo” la traducción normal sería “te voy a atrapar”#pero para mantener el chiste le puse “ya vas a ver” porque se me hacía más natural#se siente un poco raro hacer cositas en mi idioma natal 😅#tambien porque hay algunas cosas que prefiero decirlo más en ingles que en español y viceversa
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i'm officially going insane. this is the end for me-- i'm gonna trial out some new muses. who you may ask? some of the most random choices in history, you're not even ready for one in particular.
ONE OF THESE IS CLEARLY NOT LIKE THE OTHERS--
#・ ˖ ✦ ⋄ . AUTHOR OF THE STARS ❝ ooc. ❞#I'M GOING COOCOO LMAO#i literally only just slapped michael and wpnz on the list#and now here i am picking up more obscure??? muses--#CAN'T STOP WHEEZING @ RING A DING THO#i know almost NOTHING abt doctor who but damn it#the lil dude....he intrigues.....he's been haunting my tiktok
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agree that the live show was incredible! can’t wait to see your meme. my joke that I’m not posting for spoiler reasons is that caduceus has ludinus’s haircut. just had to share! have a lovely night :)
scheduling this to post after the broadcast but I CACKLED, you're so right, it's especially funny given the only things Jester remembered about Ludinus was "he was nice to me and he had pretty hair."
#cr spoilers#critical role#I'm fucking wheezing thank you for this#literally when they showed caduceus's art I was like 'damn this is a fuckin loreal commercial'#honestly nein divine really living their best lives with the most beautiful flowing locks imaginable.#it's what they deserve frankly.
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