#If I Were a Book...
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Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was
1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”
2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him
3. Had a situationship with a triangle
#there’s definitely more but these were the prominent ones#gravity falls#ford pines#the book of bill#i regret making this post. deeply.#don’t follow me for GF stuff this was a one-off
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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best friends to lovers is about DEVOTION it's about CODEPENDENCY it's about the intimacy of being known and being seen it's about holding someone so close to your heart you forget where you end and where they begin it's about knowing the worst parts about someone and loving them not only despite but FOR it

#DO YOU GET ME???#nicogideon#shiguang#jamesoliver#patrochilles#iwaoi#when i start talking about best friends to lovers you need to put me down like a rabid dog#the atlas six#the atlas paradox#if we were villains#hq#link click#best friends to lovers#tropes#books#1k
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now#when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it#guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan#I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things#IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan#gravity falls#anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer#stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season#fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war#STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds#sketchbook#traditional art#pencil drawing#traditional drawing#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart
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im suddenly 12 again and having feelings towards them
#thg#the hunger games#catching fire#suzanne collins#hunger game#mockingjay#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#isnt their ship name peeniss#peeniss#everlark#if you knew me on deviantart these were my blorbos#im glad the books have held up#i cried so hard#during the rereads#art
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I felt like I wasn’t supposed to ask but what exactly was the “incredible power” that made everybody want to keep the One Ring?
Like yeah I get it, Sauron whispers in your ear and offers you everything you ever wanted while tormenting you with fear but like. Practically speaking all it seemed to DO was turn you invisible and slow your roll.
And there’s still castles and fortresses and locked doors and shit. It takes you 2 years to walk anywhere. Immortal snail type situation.
Did they forget they had a wizard
#I have read the books and watched the movies and it never really became 100% clear#Except as maybe a metaphor for defecting to the enemy and exchanging information for safety#Otherwise#As a kid I kinda assumed since it was part of Saruman they were gonna like. Try to hold it hostage or ransom it back idk#Edited cause I forgot the aging thing#But like back when shit got started like half the world was immortal anyways#Ohhh is that why mankind specifically wanted it#That seems stupid#Everyone you ever loved is gonna die in front of you dumbass
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To Snow, Lucy Gray is forever the same 16-year-old girl who ~betrayed~ him, and she haunts him accordingly. But Lenore Dove ages and grows gray alongside Haymitch, like she’s walking next to him through the years instead of lying in her grave. If you even care.
#sotr#sotr spoilers#snowbaird#haydove#thg#absolutely crazy things were at work in this book because I genuinely can’t stop thinking about it.#Suzanne did you put drugs in this#sunrise on the reaping
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#avatar#atla#tlok#avatar the last airbender#the legend of korra#aang#korra#avatar aang#avatar korra#avatar: seven havens#a:sh#because like here's the thing. inheriting the mistakes of the previous avatar is literally a recurring theme in the series!#you can see this in the legend of korra too!#with aang taking bending away as a punishment it DID cement non-benders as second-class citizens in a way#which is what led to the equalists gaining momentum#because even if it WAS initially founded on a lie there WERE people who still believed in it as a cause!#and they were right to! and you can see this being RESOLVED in book 2 by giving nonbenders a larger say in how things are run!#anyway i never want to hear anyone call korra the worst avatar ever again
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Sometimes I think about the FNAF 3 ending,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf 3#dave afton#evan afton#fnaf cassidy#michael afton#golden freddy#the song in the good ending of FNAF 3 is ‘don’t go’#and that alone made me wanna draw this out#Michael in the final moments of his little brother remembering who he is#having his birthday finally#he clings to him wanting to let him know he’s sorry#as he passes on#It’s very clear through the survival logbook#that Cassidy and Michael were trying to help Dave remember who he is#I think the book really paints a touching extra bit of information to that whole game#sorry for this weekly angst yall 🙏🏾
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GET LOVED, IDIOT
GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE
sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.
oh and also this
FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉
WE DID IT
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE#...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen#well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears#SO MANY TEARS#malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING#IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA#god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R#(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this#that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy#though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen#then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED#and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you#on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second#where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all#anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later#now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.
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...like antennas to heaven
link to the full image
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill earthmover#creations of raptor#tumblr compression made the raw file of the whole comic look like ass so i had to meticulously split it into multiple images#the little gaps are mildly annoying but i promise it is better than seeing this in like 140p#the full image is linked though if you wanna experience it as fully intended#anyways#this is the most insane project i've done in a while#the book in 7-4 man . it just Hit#you were beautiful .#perfect closure .#the pages of the book are blank .#THE PAGES OF THE BOOK ARE BLANK .
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blue eggs
[ jojamart mockumentary #16 ]
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#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv shane#sdv sam#jojamart mockumentary#my art#this was originally going to be a two-parter#but i ended up condensing it into one entry#inspired by a discussion i had last december about the book green eggs and ham#i realized that if there were any literary parallels that this series could make#it would be with that story
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what's left to those with ash instead of soul if not to cling to those who burn a bonfire?
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the product of me contemplating about olrox's possible backstory and reading several mexica culture + spanish conquest books for the past 2.5 weeks (was absolutely worth it)
(+ a bit of yapping under the cut)

I've been thinking of him as a warrior from the commoner class or as a priest who was accepted into the calmecac from the same lower class because of his high capabilities (it was possible to accept children who were talented and with good qualities); and the priest version slowly took over - Quetzalcoatl, whose feathered-serpent form olrox takes, is a patron of knowledge, learning and priests; while it is symbolical - for a priest after spanish invasion and all the consequences (erasing of culture, persecution of the religion, converting into the christianity) to have this form in the manner of some kind of support, it also creates a common ground and parallels between olrox and mizrak in the aspects of religion, harsh duty, devotion to divine beings and theological questions, which i found fun to explore :)
i also thought of him being on lesser position in hierarchy - maybe as an offering priest, who could have got higher due to the fall of Tenochtitlan and immense decrease of population.
Anyway, I'm so normal about him and so looking forward to read more about other precolombian cultures now!
#oh olrox so when fires were taking over tenochtitlan yours was dying out#i really have been feeling like smacking my head into the wall while reading these books#art#my art#gvalesdraws#netflix castlevania#netflix castlevania fanart#castlevania#castlevania fanart#castlevania nocturne#castlevania nocturne fanart#olrox castlevania#olrox#olrox fanart#castlevania olrox fanart#olrox/mizrak#olrox/his unnamed lover oh boy i really should read about those people in future#mizrox
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Not Dick callin out to Jason as Robin to get him to stop beatin the fuck outta the dude 😭
Nightwing 2021 Annual #1 (2021)
#He wasn't finished with him and I'd let him if I were Dick or there#Oh look an actual comic panel instead of an incorrect quote for once. Don't worry. I have a LOT of comic panels to post actually#dc#dc characters#jason todd#red hood#jason peter todd#DC Jason Todd#dc red hood#Dick Grayson#Nightwing#Nightwing comics#DC Dick Grayson#DC comic#DC comics#DC comic books#DC comic book#DC Nightwing#comic#comic book#comic books#comic book panel#comic book panels#2nd Robin#Second Robin#Dead Robin#Zombie Robin#jaybird#Golden Boy#Dickie Bird
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Thinking about how in Gideon's narration she employs 206 anatomical names for bones but Harrow doesn't know the difference between a hilt and a pommel. Something something cavaliers being expected to respect/understand/integrate into necromancy while necromancers are not expected to do the same for caveliership. Is this anything.
#ik that idea is supported in the text plenty elsewhere but i was just thinking about language#someone (tiktok book reader) was complaining about gtn using 'too many big words'#and 1) i dont particularly remember any big words being used? at least nothing that i had to look up.#2) the big words that are used (anatomical names for bones) are important to the text and the character.#they help establish the world and gideons place in it.#its not like muir is just stuffing her prose with 'big' words for no good reason. shes very intentional with her writing.#this is not really a dig at anyone who thought there were big words in gtn (is that the general consensus?) it just got me thinking.#tlt#gtn#htn#the locked tomb
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