#Jim: 🤬🤬

[raycookiss]

He looks so concerned here I’ve been hollering at this for hours

@outsiderswolfpac @not-ur-boy-toy @tobeyiscooliohoolio

[ximenajamona12]

why there's no Dwight x Pam contentttttt😭😟🥲🙄🙄

[thethcministry]

[angellayercake]

RITE HERE RITE NOW RANT

Where were the other Papas??⁉️? It isn't right that they had a combined thirty seconds of screen time!! 😡😡 If it wasn't for them Then copua wouldn't even this opportunity would he?🚫?

ANd to make it worse🤬 it was lonG‼️So there should have been more time.to. honour papas of the past🙌 but I have already made this point. I had to go to the BATHROOM🚽two times 2️⃣ because it was so long. also who wants tolook at him that long anyway👹

why??????❓❔⁉️ does he get so many outfits! Designer outfits twenty of the same jackets in different colours??🔵🔴🟡⚫🟢 some papas just wore their robes(boring) and some papas were forced to have their shirts sewn into their jackets with very improper tailoring just because ""if you INsist on white gloves that need To be changed every day we have to cut costs elsewhere👿"* but cooia gets two robes ANS everything else???

Papa Iii is much more handsome 🧛and would look much better in the hd4k surroundsound big screen then HIM SO papa iiI deserves a film more and they should bring jim back just to show everyone this😏 and go show the people what its like to see songs sang. Properly!!! you have not been ciriced until you have been ciriced by papa 3💜💜💟 or so I have heard snyway...

YHE ONLY THING that is good is that it accurately shows what a rude SELFish self absorbed man this cOPis is(although the old man deserves no respect 👍🏻👍🏻) just tonight he ate the last cannoli without offering to aNYONE!!! ELSE‼️‼️ SO this i do think the film does right

BUT....

The door slams open and he almost drops his phone in surprise. He was sat where he had been sat all evening, collapsed into this chair in the clergy commons after his disappointing dinner, thinking. His expression soured even further now it seemed another one of his brothers was here to ruin his day.

"Are you reading reviews of the movie again, frattelino?" Secondo asks, squinting at him across the dark room. "There is steam coming from your ears."

"I am not reading them no," he smirks a little, pushing the glasses he usually pretends not to need up his nose before continuing to tap away at his phone with his pointer finger. Secondo flicks on the light switch disrupting him once again with the blinding light so he shoots him a quick glare before resuming his somewhat frantic yet stilted typing.

"I do not like that look," he accuses, pointing at him as he crosses the room. "What are you doing then?" He circles the armchair in which Terzo is slouched, leaning around to look at the screen over his shoulder.

"None of your business," he pulls the phone to his chest to hide the screen. "Why must you stick your big old nose where it is not wanted eh?"

"Let me see!" He tries to wriggle away from his brother's seeking hand, tustling each other like they used to when they were children. He almost slides free but his escape is thwarted but his stupidly large brothers hand clamping onto his shoulder and pulling away his phone with the other.

"Give that BACK!" He struggles out of the squishy chair pushing his glasses back up into his hair so he can glare uninterrupted at his brother who is now scrolling through his review, shaking his head and tutting like a stupid old chicken.

"Terzo this isn't very nice," he says it so patronisingly he has to resist stamping his foot in frustration. Why should he be nice! He never got a moment like this and if he had he knows he would have done more, done better. And shouldn't Secondo be mad too?

"I stand by what I said," he huffs crossing his arms indignantly. "Aren't you annoyed? That we barely got a mention? Just that we were dead?"

"Well I would say I got about twenty of the thirty seconds we were on screen so how can I complain?" He expects the typical reaction he usually gets when he teases his brother but when Terzo instead, visibly deflates before flopping back into his chair he realises this might be a bit deeper than he thought.

"Terzo, come now, what is really the matter?" He moves to perch on the arm of the chair, handing him back his phone. When he doesn't respond straight away he reaches over to mess with his brother's habitually pristine hair, ruffling it into a birdnest as he used to before whenever Terzo got in his head and needed a distraction.

"Ay!" He shouts batting at his hand but at least he is glaring at him again instead of pouting dejectedly.

"I am happy for Copia, I suppose," he starts hesitantly smoothing his hair back into place. "It's just, we all worked hard too, and yes we may have not been as successful but without us to lay the ground work whose to say he would be 'rite here, rite now'." He waves his hands around, air quoting the title of the film dramatically.

"You are not wrong frattelino," he pauses before continuing trying to decide how to best console him. "But that is not what this story is about. It is about truly experiencing the moment you are in now, and not letting the times of the past or the what ifs of the future ruin it." His shoulders drop with a sigh so he wraps an arm around him squeezing him firmly.

"I just never got to..." He trails off but they both know what he was about to say.

"I know," he squeezes him again. "And none of that makes what they did to you right but that is in the past. People still love us no? We still have many praising us and screaming our names no matter what Copia does. We all have a place. Ours was over there, back then but who knows what the future will bring?" He stops when he sees his brother finally perking up.

"You are right I suppose," he shoots him a sideways glance. "This time at least." He picks up his phone and repositions his glasses on his nose. "I better delete all this then" He starts to tap away at the screen but Secondo stills his hand.

"I didn't say that," He says with a smirk. "You should add one about how his wig looks terrible."

"But Copia doesn't wear a... Oh!" They are far too old for this, Secondo thinks as they giggle like children coming up with more and more ridiculous complaints about the film. But right here, right now, he doesn't care.

[aurinkomoukari]

the one where Jim needs his package adjusted (7655 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Characters: Jim Root, Gender-Neutral Reader - Character, Shawn Crahan, Michael Pfaff, Brad Clifford Additional Tags: TUMBLR MADE ME DO IT I’M INNOCENT!!! 😂🙈, Gender-neutral Reader, touring life shenanigans, executive assistant realness, U BABYSIT NINE GROWN ASS MEN FOR A LIVING AND IT’S…………… GETTING TO U!!! 😤🤬, Smut, Shameless Smut, (super not-serious and not-really) workplace harassment, kind of infuriating and insufferable jim, Teasing, y’know how boys pull on your pigtail when they like you?, that. this is exactly like that, Enemies to Lovers I guess?, ENEMIES TO PACKAGE-ADJUSTERS!!! 🙈, YES IT’S LITERALLY THAT STUPID LMAO, big dick problems, having an enormous schlong is SO BOTHERSOME 😩😩😩, mid-show groping, Humiliation, Dom/sub Undertones, Semi-Public Sex, Blowjobs, Gratuitous references to bananas 🍌

Summary:

You knew accepting a job as Slipknot’s new assistant would force you to handle all kinds of new stuff, but you could’ve never in a million years imagine Jim Root’s, ahem, package would end up being one of them…

[darkeagleruins]

🤬🤬🤬

[griddlemybeloved]

DEMOCRATIC 🫏 DADDY DOWN 📢📣 JIMMY CARTER 👨‍🦳👅🥵 the 3️⃣9️⃣TH president OF THE United States of America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸HAS stopped serving CUNT AT 💯 years old 💀🪦☠️ BEFORE HE was elected 🗳️⬆️ to the the ORAL OFFICE 🤤😈🫦, JIM served his CUNT-ry in the US NAVY ⚓️🚢🫡 & was a peaNUT 🥜👨🏼‍🌾 FARMER who learned the importance of a HARD DAYS AMERICAN WORK. 💪🏽😪💦🥵 POUR ONE OUT 🍻🍷🍹 as we remember 💭✊🏽 his 🔥SEXIEST DEEDS🔥like his HOE-bel peace PRIZE 🏆🥇🎖️FOR finding PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS ☮️✌🏽🕊️ to not-so-sexy INTERNATIONAL 🔫😳CONFLICTs 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

GOOD OLE JIMMY WAS THE ONLY US PRESIDENT TO LIVE TO 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ YEARS OLD 🐐😎🆒, so be like jimmy and DON’T BE A REPUBLI-cunt! 🐘💔🤬SEND THIS TO all of your dirtiest DEMS 💙🤍❤️ IF YOU GET 10 BACK jimmy’s Ghost 👻💀😵will PARDON YOU FROM YOUR PANTS 😏😻👀 (like he did all those NAUGHTY 😈😼Vietnam draft EVADERS🙏🏽🇻🇳🎉 ) GET 5️⃣ back and DADDY Biden Will give you a SPANK 🍑🤚🏻BUT GET ZERO🚫⛔️ BACK and YOULL spend A BLUE BALLS 🔵🔵 NIGHT with those SKANKS in the ERECT-oral COLLEGE 🍆 🏛🤢🤮

[pleasereadmeok]

Can we all give Matthew Goode a 👏 for his endless quest to avoid typecasting?

These are the last 4 roles I've seen him in -

Exhibit A - Manipulative, religious fanatic, GINGER King Sigismund in 'Medieval'.

Exhibit B - Stunning, scene stealing, rollercoaster portrayal of the smart mouthed Paramount Studio boss, Robert Evans in 'The Offer'. Even people that knew Evans loved his performance - and that takes A LOT

Exhibit C - Thoughtful, Christian Oxford don - C.S. Lewis in 'Freud's Last Session'

Exhibit D - Scary AF vampy dad in 'Abigail'

Before all of the above - he was sword fighting with Ralph Fiennes in 'The Kingsman', defending Jim Broadbent in court in 'The Duke' and trying to keep it together for his family while the world literally ended around him in 'Silent Night'. Oh and making us all 🤣 with his hilarious antics on 'The Wine Show'.

What's next? A gifted but jaded detective in Scandi Noir 'Department Q' and either a hedgehog or an amnesiac rabbit 😂 in 'Spiked/Tally Ho'

I mean ... come on ... can you you see ANY typecasting there?

Yet his whole varied career is often summed up as 'that bloke from Downton Abbey' - 🤬 Guys - please check out the variety of roles. Something for everyone.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

📷 MG Filmography my edits

[jimmyscanongf]

Jimmy coming in your room seething (nothing particularly bad happened I just told him he looks like if billy Ray Cyrus was from Louisiana)

he’s going OFF he’s so pressed about it

“-and im not even fucking from louisiana!!🤬🤬🤬”

and i just get on my tiptoes and give him a big ol smooch on the cheek to snap him out of it (he’s still not used to affection like that) and i go “jim, its okay. you don’t look like billy ray cyrus from louisiana.”

and he visibly decompresses

“you look like billy ray cyrus from mississippi, as you rightfully should”

and he’s fucking mad as hell again. im grinning at him and he goes oh fuck off *dismissive hand wave* as he leaves

[dcmeme]

Batfam as Tiktok audios/Vines part 1

Inspired by my response to the very true words of @daminette-56 on the jealous issues of one Selena Kyle over a certain Wayne.

Also it keeps autocorrecting Selena’s name for some unexplainable reason so it’s an ‘e’ for now and not Sel.ina.

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Bruce: You know, you’re the most jealous woman I know.

Selena: You know other women? 😡

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Dick: You ever wanna talk about your emotions TM?

Jason: No🤷

Tim: I do!😁

Dick: I know David😑

Tim: I’m sad 😞

Dick: I know David😑

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Dick: Let me see what you have 🤨

Damian: A KNIFE😃🔪

Dick: NO😯🏃‍♀️

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Jason: All women *pulls out lightsaber* are 👸🏻✨queens✨👸🏻

Kate: *pulls out saber* If she’s breathes 💨She’s a THOTTTT💥

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Alfred: *After dealing with children all day* Two shots of vodka 😁💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧

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Stephanie: *screams*

Duke: AH! Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant 😡

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Dick: *random backflip* 🤸🏻‍♂️ I’VE BEEN DREAMING OF A 💕💋TRUE LOVES KISS💋💕

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Bruce: You know what you’re in time out😠 Get on the fridge! Get up there!

Jason: This house is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE! 🧗

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Damian: *stares at his father for the first time*

Bruce: 😅Uhm…

Talia: 🤨

Bruce:…… Wanna beer?🍺

Talia: HE’S FOUR!🤬

Bruce: I DON’T KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM?!

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Bernard: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!

Tim: what is it?

Bernard: 💋

Tim:… 🧑‍⚖️OVERRULED.

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Duke: 🎤SHE’S A BEAST 😤 I CALL HER MAMA😊💕

Dick:…that’s not the words.

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Selena: I saw you hangin’ out with Kaitlin yesterday-

Bruce: 😮Rebecca! It’s not what you think 😰

Selena: I won’t hesitate b*tch 💥🔫

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Damian: I just miss the 90s.

Colin: Oh yeah we’re you born?

Damian: 2004.

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Talia: *Trying to hype up her son after Ras yells at him for not choosing to be his successor again* If your name is junior and you’re really handsome come on raise your hands 🙌 🎵🎶🎵🎶

Damian:… *grins and raises*

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Dick: *in princess pajamas*Hey *munch munch* 😏I want to be ✨Famous✨

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Alfred: Stop before I take away your toys.

Tim: *crying*

Alfred: Imma take away your wifi.

Tim: *silence*

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Bruce: YOU GONNA WORK HARD?

Duke: Sir Yessir!

Bruce: YOU GONNA BE COMMITTED?

Duke: Sir Yessir!

Bruce: Than jump down that hole.

Duke: *rubbing his shoes, a gift from Cassandra and bites his lip* I dunno captain I just got these J’s they fresh out the box 📦 👟

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Kate: Hey I’m lesbian 🏳️‍🌈

Cassandra: I thought you were American 🇺🇸 ❓

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Duke: we’re getting pulled over!

Jason: Quick! Put these on *pulls out Camo suits*

Jim: license and regi- what the 😨 Nobodies here ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Jason and Duke: *opens doors and dances out*

Jim: Who opened the- DEVIL CAR 😱 DEVIL CAR 😭

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[d33-alex]

“Pride and Money”

The Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Jim Jordan, about why Joe Biden broke the rules and took classified documents: 8 million motives!

He got 8 million dollars advance for a book. And his ego.

Special Counsel Robert Hur concurred with that assessment.

Joe Biden broke the law, kept classified documents, knowingly and willingly, the Special Counsel admits as much — but just as with Comey and Hillary Clinton, if you are a Democrat, than you won't be indicted 🤬

[maryooch]

This just reinforces for me why I hate the current Republican party 🤬🤬

[cupidsnumberonehater]

OFMD S2 SPOILERS KINDA MAYBE IDK HOW TO TAG THIS SHIT???!!!

Picture from (unlisted) clip from Max!!

IGNORE IF YOU DONT WANT ANALYSIS AND SHIT ABOUT SPOILER CLIPS!!!!

Izzy lovers after seeing that clip:

For real, though.. that's episode one? COOL, can't wait to sob 😭. Con O'Neill's acting is GORGEOUS as always and my word, does he sell the character. It's out of character for Izzy yet still so in character and that is splendid. So! A few rambles if anyone care to indulge because I have re-watched the clip wayy too much already:

A. The Crew

I know this is a romcom but I find it wild that Jim and Frenchie seem to have some amount of care for Izzy rather than the off-put "what is happening" sort of reaction I would've expected. Fang has shown his own sweet self in season one, it makes sense he would be so nice to Izzy, but Stede's crew? Who wanted to mutiny the DAY Izzy became captain? Again, it's a romcom, I'm sure there's not much to it, but like what would have happened in the months between Ed's returned and this clip that they would care enough? Does Blackbeard get THAT bad and THAT obvious in his treatment of Izzy? Potentially even his treatment of the crew? Like I want to know when the crew realize "shit, he isn't treating that little fucker right." Like obviously his fucking toes getting snipped off isn't exactly a good sign, but when are they like "mmmm somethings not right" yk

Stede's crew was always very open about caring for each other (in their own ways) so maybe it's simply that, plus Stede's influence on them still shining through, but yk, I like being way too fucking deep into things. Also I really want to see more of the nicer Fang/Izzy interactions, mainly bc I love Fang and I love Izzy, but them interacting this season seems like such a nice little addition.

Also, not only does the crew seem so worried, but Izzy LETS them be worried. He doesn't try to escape the situation, he stands there and lets it happen, with the SMALLEST bit of fighting Fang and of course biting back his sobs. He's rendered completely vulnerable, as he seemingly can't talk much without crying, so he can't really make orders (least not in a very strong or commanding way like usual) and he probably can't walk too well. He's sick and vulnerable and has to put his trust in the crew in that moment.

B. Fucking hell, Izzy

Izzy already has tears in his eyes when the scene begins. It makes me think of two things; either maybe Fang or Frenchie brought up the situation with Blackbeard or something similar (likely in the more comical, laid back way, not actually thinking about Izzy's part in the situation) and it makes Izzy upset with everything's that been happening, then that leads to his breaking. Or alternatively, he could literally just be in so much pain (physically) with his leg, assuming it's likely getting pretty bad at that point, that he can't help but cry. Either way, the distress would easily lead even a man like Izzy to some sort of breaking point, like the clip shows, and it hurts my heart but also it's so good.

Additional thought and more of a "I'd read this in a fanfic" type of delulu deal: Izzy states that they've run out of room on the revenge bc of the looting, pretty much, but the way he starts the scene indicates some sort of conversation prior. While it's probably more likely that they were all just looking around their shit and trying to make room or figure out a plan to separate it all and such, then Izzy could've sat down with a tear bc he's probably in a lot of fucking pain, I would love the consider the possibility of Ed getting upset with the situation. Maybe he isn't listening when Izzy tries to explain the situation, maybe he's having a bit of an emotional day and he's being all "Blackbeard 🤬👹" bc of it, maybe he's raising his voice, who tf knows, and maybe it gets to Izzy that particular day and then boom, yk.

C. Hopes and desires (except I'm delulu)

The possibilities that that scene alone can lead to makes my brain scatter and run to grab all of them holy shit. The idea of some of the crew staging a sort of intervention for Izzy and his obsession with/love for Blackbeard. The idea of Izzy getting a little, teensy weensy more comfortable with some of them after this because fuck they saw the man BREAK even if it's just for those few seconds after all. The idea that THATS what helps push his character growth into motion. The idea that this plus after his amputation, he grows to trust the crew more, or trust them with more of himself anyway. The idea of him growing closer to them and realizing Blackbeard isn't the only person on this ship he can or should devote his life of piracy to. The idea of his motto of loyalty changing from "loyalty to the captain" to "loyalty to the captain and his crew." The idea that most of them keep Izzy's slip a secret but then someone spits it out by accident and either Ed rethinks things, ignores it, or he and Izzy both get a "what happened to you" talk from each other (probably in a bad way but the potential for a healthy chat is always there). The idea of Stede and him having a chat about love (doubting Izzy would fully realize he's obsessed/in love with Ed, but) and Stede basically telling Izzy what Mary told him, and that just confuses Izzy further - "It's easy" "it's just like breathing" - there's no way in hell that description fits Izzy's relationship with Ed (least not anymore, clearly) so what else could he possibly be feeling?

D. Final thoughts

All I know is Izzy is so clearly a fucking broken man at the START of the season. It's very promising for his character growth, which sounds weird but it stands. It's likely his leg is all infected in this scene, considering the false leg in the trailer, so that means we might be getting an amputation scene (or at least a reference to one). We might be getting some relationship growth between Izzy and the crew rather than just him and Stede, which I heavily look forward to. I'm a big Stede fan, but I would love to see Izzy and the crew actually be sort of acquaintances rather than pure co-pirates. I would especially love some more Fang and Izzy. They've clearly had some sort of positive relationship if Fang can hug him without facing some sort of physical aggression, so I would love to see it. Also, Fang's "how you doing, Izzy?" and "am I crushing you?" were the best lines I've heard so far, I fucking love him and his genuine care.

Also this screenshot makes me want to draw him sooo bad. The lighting, the expression, the scenery, everything is so perfect and sorrowfully angry.

AHH it's eating me up. I have worms in my brain and their names are Izzy, Stede, and whatever the fuck this scene is. I have more art ideas now too uhg

[thethcministry]

[conniejoworld]

🤬🤬🤬

NO!

[aurinkomoukari]

the one where Jim needs his package adjusted (15219 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Characters: Jim Root, Gender-Neutral Reader - Character, Shawn Crahan, Michael Pfaff, Brad Clifford Additional Tags: TUMBLR MADE ME DO IT I’M INNOCENT!!! 😂🙈, Gender-neutral Reader, touring life shenanigans, executive assistant realness, U BABYSIT NINE GROWN ASS MEN FOR A LIVING AND IT’S…………… GETTING TO U!!! 😤🤬, Smut, Shameless Smut, (super not-serious and not-really) workplace harassment, kind of infuriating and insufferable jim, Teasing, y’know how boys pull on your pigtail when they like you?, that. this is exactly like that, Enemies to Lovers I guess?, ENEMIES TO PACKAGE-ADJUSTERS!!! 🙈, YES IT’S LITERALLY THAT STUPID LMAO, big dick problems, having an enormous schlong is SO BOTHERSOME 😩😩😩, mid-show groping, Humiliation, Dom/sub Undertones, Semi-Public Sex, Blowjobs, Gratuitous references to bananas 🍌, THEY FINALLY BONE!!!, IN A MIRRORED ROOM NONETHELESS!!!, backstage mirror sex, Making Out, Kissing, Hot & heavy 🥵, Reader on top, switch switch bitch, IT’S STUPID ALRIGHT???, ……….but also, breakdown 🥺, Crying, Tough Questions, minor detour to some childhood trauma, People-Pleasing, kind-of-but-not-really dubious consent, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, super obvious reference to Anora, IT ENDS REALLY REALLY WELL I PROMISE!!!!! 🙏🏼

Chapter summary:

The show is over and you have a bone to pick with Jim. You’re about to find out that the package-adjusting was not the end of your lil’ dance with him, it was only the beginning…