#LIKE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE IM JUST A LITTLE GUY

[modanisgf]

NEEDY , MEGAN SKIENDIEL .

"GOOD AT OVERTHINKING WITH MY HEART."

in which a certain double date gets brought back to light, leading to a jealous y/n.

☆ PAIRING(S) : megan skiendiel x fem!reader

☆ WARNING(S) : kissing, corny ending lowk im sorry.. 😭

☆ TAGS : wlw, established relationship, fluff, angst??, jealousy, wc: 995

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megan knew it was over when daniela started talking about her past double date. the atmosphere was calm and lighthearted before, daniela going on about one of her exes. some of the other girls chimed in as well, turning the quiet room into one full of laughter. it was all harmless, all up until daniela remembered something megan and lara had tried to bury.

“hey, wait. remember when lara and megan went on that double date?” daniela added, barely getting the words out through her laughter.

“oh my god.. that was so bad. i can’t believe megan went back to that guy after he locked her in his car.” lara replies, laughing through each word as well.

“shut up.. it was a one time thing, i was going through it.” megan mumbles, rubbing her temple in annoyance.

meanwhile, y/n was forcing a laugh from beside megan. to be entirely honest, something about megan going on a double date irked her. obviously, it was before they were together but megan and y/n had been friends for years. why did megan never tell her? were they never close enough for that kind of conversation? y/n just had her eyes fixed on the floor in front of her, trying not to show any emotion. the girls had moved on by now, but she still felt this sinking feeling in her chest. y/n just sat back, scrolling on her phone with her jaw clenched. she felt bad for reacting this way, but something about the date made her entire mood change.

megan noticed a shift in her girlfriend's mood, the girl beside her finally putting her phone down once she noticed megan looking at her. megan grabbed y/n’s hand, interlocking their hands before leaning close to her girlfriend.

“is everything okay?” megan whispers, leaning near y/n’s ear.

y/n just nodded, moving her hand away from megan’s. the action made megan frown, she knew something was up. but as time passed on, y/n kept talking like nothing had ever happened replying to megan like they were just acquaintances. megan just sighed, laying back as her girlfriend and group members talked. she wasn’t exactly sure how to address the situation, she knew y/n was mad at her. it wasn’t a great feeling, being ignored by the person she cared about most. so she made it her mission to get y/n alone.

megan dropped a hand onto y/n’s shoulder, grasping it firmly before leaning in close to her ear again.

“i want to talk to you, please tell me what’s wrong.” megan murmurs, the closeness of the two making y/n groan in annoyance quietly.

“fine,” she whispers back, “only because you being this close to me is making me nervous.” she says, mumbling the last part under her breath.

megan had heard her though, a smile making its way onto her face.

“meet me in my room in a second?” megan suggests, to which y/n nods.

megan had left first, stating she needed to call her brother about something. y/n going next five minutes later, saying she had to use the bathroom. she opened megan’s door as quietly as possible, closing it the same way. y/n was met with a seemingly distressed megan, she felt sort of bad. but she couldn’t get the double date out of her mind.

“y/n, please talk to me. why are you ignoring me?” megan asks, her hand reaching down to hold her girlfriend’s waist, the latter choosing not to protest megan’s touch this time.

“i wasn’t ignoring you on purpose, i just felt a little off.” y/n assures megan.

“y/n, there’s something else i can tell.” megan presses, gently.

“it’s stupid..” y/n mumbles, her girlfriends face softening at her words.

“if it bothered you that bad, it’s not stupid i promise.” megan replies.

y/n didn’t notice at first, but megan’s reassurance made her lips curl up into a smile. her hands made their way up to megan’s neck, holding onto the girl as if she was going to disappear. y/n held megan closer to her, laying her head down into the crook of her girlfriend's neck.

“to be entirely honest, daniela bringing up your double date made me feel weird.” y/n confesses.

“feel weird as in… jealous?” megan replies in a teasing tone.

y/n just groans, “no.”

“whatever you say n/n.” megan says, laughing a bit.

“but trust me, i promise the date was forever ago. lara dragged me on that date to try and get over someone.” megan murmurs.

“to get over who?” y/n asks, her eyebrows furrowing in confusion as she looks up at megan.

“you. i wasn’t sure if you liked me at the time, and i didn’t wanna ruin our friendship. but even when i was on that date, all i could think about was you.” megan replies, laughing at the sight of y/n trying not to smile.

“were you thinking of me, especially when he locked you in that car?” y/n jokes, earning a groan from megan.

“yeah, i can’t believe we went on a second date..” the black-haired girl mutters.

the two laughed about it now, the tension returning once they stopped. y/n was staring at megan now, taking in all of her features.

“you’re so pretty.” y/n mutters, receiving a smile from megan.

“thank you.” megan replies quietly, staring down at y/n’s lips.

her eyes trailed on the girl in front of her lips for a good minute, before she brought her other hand up to hold y/n’s face.

“can i kiss you?” megan asks softly, to which y/n just gives a small nod.

megan leaned in, tightening her grip on y/n’s waist. the kiss was gentle but short, a nervous look on megan’s face once they pulled away.

“i love you.”

“i love you too.”

[whenigetscared]

ur wrtingn is so good pls write more daeho. i’m crying i miss him so much :((

bf!daeho x fem!reader hcs!!!

a/n: i have more daeho in the works rn but im really busy with school so i probably won’t finish those until this course ends. bare wit me babe. no promises but there is more. also not proofread because i get really scared so im sorry about any mistakes

song: in a good way - faye webster

𖦹°‧ you met daeho through a mutual friend and then to make things funnier, as you kept getting to know each other— you found out his older sister briefly dated your older brother!!! what!! no wonder he looked so familiar. small world.

𖦹°‧ he was so shy the first few times you guys actually hung out, you having to make most of the conversation because he was too busy trying to find a way to make it seem like he wasn't already deeply in love with the way you're so passionate about whatever you're talking about or how when you smile— you're all teeth and it's so sweet and entrancing.

𖦹°‧ he doesn't stop thinking about you ever. daeho always calls you when he knows you're about to go to sleep— wanting to hear your beautiful sleepy voice lulling him to sleep too. like genuinely the biggest yearner ever.

𖦹°‧ it takes him a while to actually admit his feelings towards but you already knew what the boy was feeling. he'd call you love ffs, of course you already knew.

𖦹°‧ the first few months of your relationship, daeho was really scared that you'd see him as weak if he even showed some kind of vulnerability. he'd try to make himself be as manly as possible but even you knew it was just a front he was trying to put on. when you finally got him to open up about his relationship with his father, you realized that the stuff his father had said and done to him really stuck with him. you'd reassure him and tell him that he is safe with you and he doesn't have to play pretend with you.

𖦹°‧ he is the sweetest ever, like genuinely the sweetest. you've been with other men before daeho but most of them were nothing but a warm body. daeho made you feel like no one else mattered.

𖦹°‧ when you first saw him shirtless, ooooohhh my goooddd dont fucking joke... you genuinely had to hold yourself back from pouncing on him to rub yourself all over him like a cat in heat. like obviously, you expected a little bit of meat and muscle on him but not like that!! he wears clothes that cover him all up, like even during the summer.

𖦹°‧ the biggest best freaking munch ever in both ways. 1. when you’re having dinner, you have to tell him that the food isn’t going to run away from him and that he has to let himself breathe and enjoy whatever it is you guys are eating but my god does he know how to fuck up a plate. quite literally stuffs his cheeks like a cute little squirrel. 2. will literally eat you out for hours. i’m talking like sloppy as fuck and like 6 orgasms in— all from him eating you out.

𖦹°‧ when it comes to munching on your pussy, there is nothing else that motivates him more than the feel of you tugging on his hair and the feel of your thighs closing in on his head. he’s in the sniper position too and he will literally start humping the bed to relieve some pressure on his aching cock.

𖦹°‧ is for sure an ipad baby. there i said it. when he finds out you have an ipad for your college work or just to have, he is not letting that thing go. you has specific games on there for him; wordscapes, blockblast, fruit merge, ball color sort, he’s a sucker for puzzle games. every time he comes over to yours, he greets you with a quick kiss and asks where its at. its become such a habit that you start charging it for him every time you know he’s going to be coming over and spending the night. daeho quite literally became so addicted to the tablet that he even started eating with it. honestly, going back to that whole stuffing his mouth while he eats— it definitely helps with him taking it slow now.

𖦹°‧ you guys rarely argue but when you do, its over the stupidest things ever. forgot to charge the ipad?? don’t even talk to him. he didn’t like your instagram post?? he can forget about you cuddling him tonight. chicken came before the egg?? yeah you’re crazy. he’ll be in the middle of his argument when you’re suddenly lifting your shirt up and flashing him your tits— that makes him quiet up real quick.

𖦹°‧ speaking of! he loooovesssss sucking on your tits. big or small he is on them like a baby. his favorite when when he lays on your lap with a tit in his mouth and his cock in your hand, jerking him off.

𖦹°‧ i think he is the best freaking candid photo taker ever. like genuinely there is not one bad photo he’s ever taken of you despite the moments where you thought you didn’t even look that good. you’re surprised at how freakishly good he is, there is no way he isn’t a professional.

𖦹°‧ he brings you up a loootttt with his sisters. they are genuinely surprised that he found someone that makes him so happy and giddy because he used to be all about just “focusing on himself.” when you do finally meet them, your ex-almost sister in law immediately recognizes you and starts talking about how now you’ll for real be sisters in law (wink wink) she’ll even ask about your brother a little…asking if he’s still single…

𖦹°‧ super freaking millennial. he thinks that making jokes about needing his coffee in the morning and making stupid faces is still funny. sit down grandpa its okay…

𖦹°‧ biggest fucking tease ever. when he knows you can’t spend the night at his because you have work the next morning, he sends you a picture of him shirtless with his sleep pants resting low on his hips and his happy trail peeking out with a “have a good night baby, text me when you’re awake ☺️.” he looks so fucking yummy and you’re so fucking angry that you can’t have him right now like you’re genuinely going to hurt someone.

𖦹°‧ is a freaking sucker for dry humping. like can we talk about it??? obviously, he loves the feel of your warm gummy walls and how you grip him like a vice but before you guys even got to that point— it was all dry humping. the first time, he came embarrassingly fast in his pants at the feel of your clothed pussy moving against his hardened clothed cock. you had been sitting on his lap— holding his face and molding your lips with his in a sloppy haze when you felt his hands reach down to grope at the globes of your ass to move you against his bulge. the friction creating perfect pleasure in your pussy and his shaft.

𖦹°‧ daeho is the kind of person that is so good at having real face to face conversations with but sucks at texting. you think you’ve pissed him off when you text him because he literally doesn’t reply quickly and if he does, its short. you’ll ask him if he’s mad at you because his tone sounded a little off in those texts and he’ll just be like ??? what are you talking about. he thought he sounded normal but a quick explanation of how his texts can be misinterpreted has him trying to change the way he communicates through texts.

𖦹°‧ will literally ask you to race him when you guys walk back home after a date. “how much do you want to bet that i can beat you.” and you just stare at him, you already know he’s going to beat you and as soon as you slightly stop to try to adjust your purse— he’s already taking off. unc still got it.

a/n: awuwuggggg i miss my pretty princess so bad i cant believe this. i hope u like ^_^

[darlingdaisyfarm]

Ok, idea. This could work with either Stanford or Stanley, I'm going to use Stanford for this general idea. Stanford and his partner get off of the Stan'o'war, there's somewhere in California, visiting Mabel and Dipper for the summer. All of them are at the beach having a great old time, the reader could be wearing a bikini or anything of your choosing, and I always imagined the reader being the same age as Stanford, so silver Vixen. Anyways Ford went to grab some water or something from a booth nearby, and readers just chilling there on the chair or towel relaxing enjoying the sun, until some random guy approaches her and starts flirting with her, and she's trying to be polite and trying to turn him down. But the guys not getting the hint and when Ford gets back, he notices this of course and there's 2 possible scenarios, either one he grabs said guy by the shoulder. That reader is his wife or partner, and to piss off, or option 2 he goes up to the reader, gives them the water or something, gives the guy a look and very passively aggressively tells the guy that he would kill him if he doesn't leave you alone…

oh i love this! yummmmyyyy jealous Ford!!

i think the silver vixen concept is so gorgeous like YES!!! thank you!!! there's just smth beautiful about two people with silver hair and tired knees still feeling hot and wanted by each other. i also can't stop picturing Ford on the beach now, im sure he would have borrowed some of his brother's hawaiian shirts + you laying on your towel in the sun and reading a book and your man is somewhere nearby

also you’re so real for putting two options like that bc honestly both feel deeply in character and i can’t pick a favorite, haha!! on one hand, grumpy old territorial Ford grabbing a guy’s shoulder, that’s sexy. i don't know how much people consider this behavior to be canon for this character, but i just like the idea that Ford is actually becoming more and more liberated in his feelings and actions in a long-term relationship + that’s a man who has literally committed crimes in multiple dimensions and will not hesitate to add another tally mark for the sake of his partner’s peace and comfort. yeah he's overprotective

but also. . . passive-aggressive Ford my beloved <33 he’d smile baring fangs and be like “thank you for keeping my wife company while i was gone. you can go now.” making the guy feel like he’s been called to the principal’s office

but still both options would end with Ford smoothing your towel back out, reapplying your sunscreen for you, muttering “i can’t stand people like that. thinking they can just interrupt your peace!” meanwhile you’re watching him, smiling and feeling so spoiled. a man in his sixties ready to throw hands for your honor? yes please.

also i am a big fan of Ford scaring people he doesn’t like with his super ultra mega interdimensional sci fi weapon. remember that bus driver in the finale? i love when he just decides to whip out some insane machinery that shouldn’t be portable and starts threatening people like it's totally normal. like “oh this? it just vaporizes atoms :) now back off.” the problem solves itself. i think he gets off on that a little tbh

anyway sweetheart i adore your brain ok. keep going !!

[iluvyuandme]

Late Night Hugs

a/n: hi guys im bored and i had a very big brain idea so im gonna write it down read or not read your choice at the time i am writing this sentence it is 3:30AM Sunday August 3rd :D ts was written on tumblr btw and i am not designing or decorating it 😭😭

me because i dont format anything lmfaoo. how to get shiny gradient text thing

AND WHY IS THIS MARKED AS MATURE FUFUFUJCKCKCKC

edit: nvm yayayya

PAIRING : daniela avanzini x fem!reader

wtv sypnosis means i think its the plot guys: yn is paired in a room with daniela avanzini, her childhood rival. she's pissed, and rightfully so. ANYWAYS i cant give u guys too much of a spoiler ig. sharing a bed blahblahblah, cant sleep at night.

tags?: fluff, enemies to lovers trope, that ONE TROPE WHERE THEY HAVE ONE BED ON A SCHOOL TRIP LOL, oneshot i think

"-and yn is paired with daniela." shit. "room keys will be handed out after dinner here in the lobby." the chaperone says, dismissing everyone with a wave of his hand.

you tighten your first, silently seething. of course, out of everyone, all 300 or some students attending the trip, you had to be paired with daniela fucking avanzini.

daniela. the schools popular fuckboy, who wasnt even a boy. your sworn enemy. pulling every damn girl and guy in your highschool. you swore you saw her with a new person every other day. you werent quite sure how she even did it. she wasnt thattt good-looking, right? you absolutely despised her. manifested on her downfall. you were jealous.

it all started in preschool.

you were sitting with yourself at lunch, eating whatever your mom had packed you that day. as you were mid food-to-mouth, or in another words, about to take a bite, your mouth closed down on nothing. you blink, looking at your fork, and then up. there she was. little daniela avanzini, with her curly hair and smug look as she chewed the last of your food casually, flashing you a grin.

your heart pounded. not from love, but from anger. your eyebrows furrowed. you glared at her with so much rage that a 4 year old could possibly have. the kind of glare that could scare a grown man away. but she didnt flinch. she just swallowed your food, grinning like shed won something, and walked away without sparing you a second glance. you hated her from that moment on.

even at 4 years old, she had a horde of little fans following her around, doing as she wanted. while everyone was staring at her with heart eyes, you were staring at her with fury. it wasnt like you were unpopular. in fact, you were pretty famous at your school too, but mostly for being rivals with daniela.

"hey. you alive?" you jump slightly, whipping around.

"oh hi jen. you scared me" you frown, not harsh.

"bro you were like- standing here shaking while staring at the ground for a solid 5 minutes." yunjin giggled. "you really that pissed?" she asks, gesturing for you to follow her.

"yeah dude, of course they had to pair me with avanzini. even the principal knows i dont like her." you snarled, following her to your friend group like a grumpy child. "i swear if i find the person who organized the rooms i will fucking conduct a gojo on them-"

"hi yn!" chaewons cheerful voice rang through the air peacefully, calming your rage.

"oh hi chae." you blinked, taking a few deep breaths to calm down as you gradually joined the groups conversation.

"i got grouped with chaewon" yunjin grins, throwing an arm over chaewons shoulder.

"yeah yeah, she signed us up for that actually."

"what?" you pause.

"huh?" chaewon tilts her head at your sudden question.

"yeah?" yunjin answers.

"not you, idiot. why did no one tell me you can sign up for rooms? if i knew i would have instantly signed up to stay so so far away from avanzini." you groaned in frustration.

"did you not read the email sent to you?" sakuras voice joined.

"bruhhh i was too lazy to. whatever. i dont know. ughhh."

"why didnt daniela sign up for someone?" yunjin asks.

"wait.. yeah, why didnt she?" you question, confused. "i know for a fact theres so much people wanting to room with her."

"oh yeah, she signed up to be in a room with you." a voice says from behind. you jump again, turning to find manon, danielas bestfriend.

"scuse me, what? she.. what??"

"mhm, i think she did it to.. piss you off? thats what i heard" manon shrugs, shooting you an apologetic smile for her bestfriend. "good luck then. ill be around" she says before passing by.

"dudeee what the fuckkk!!" you hiss, joined by your friends at the table in the diner. you angrily stab at your food, not bothering to make yourself look busy.

"why would she wanna room with you though?" kazuha asked cluelessly. "arent you guys enemies?"

"we are! so i dont know either" you whine slightly.

"calm down, yn. maybe it wont be that bad." chaewon says, her voice encouraging. "just avoid her i guess?"

"yeah.. guess i will. thanks, chae." you sigh, fully aware that you were just going to crash out later.

"-and here is your key. your room is room 129, in the left hallway." the chaperone nods, dropping the keycard into your hand, which was instantly snatched away by daniela, who turns to strut to the room. you follow her miserably, glaring daggers at her back.

the door opens. you peer inside.

fuck.

one bed.

one singular bed.

no couch.

no extra chair.

you were done for.

"ill sleep on the ground" you blurt out.

"awh, why? making me feel bad." daniela cooed in a mock sweet tone without looking back at you, heading inside the room to put her stuff down.

"in no life would i sleep on the same bed as you, avanzini."

"yes you will."

"what?"

"nothing."

"you piss me off, avanzini."

all you got in return was an almost inaudible chuckle as daniela plopped down on the bed, already choosing her side. you stood there stiffly for a second, contemplating what you should do. you slowly made your way into the room, body tense and brain irritated as you out your luggage down.

no words were exchanged as you heard the soft audio playing from danielas phone and the shuffles of your luggage.

4 hours later. it was 12am. you had taken a shower, read some books, and now you were sitting criss crossed on the carpet in your pajamas. just.. sitting there.

"dude, you gonna sleep there?" danielas voice cuts through the air, still a bit mocking.

"yeah, better than with you."

"yn, why do you hate me?"

"i-" you freeze. there was no reason.

"silly girl. come, join me. you sleep on that side." what you originally would have heard as an insult was somehow.. not. danielas voice wasnt sharp. wasnt teasing. wasnt playful. it was just- daniela.

after a few long minutes of contemplating, you finally move hesitantly. you make your way over to the bed, awkwardly sinking down into your side of the bed. you avoid any form of contact with her, whether that be physical or eye contact. fuck, the bed was comfortable. you stay as far as you can away from her, basically at risk of rolling off. she throws the blanket over you. your heart fumbles.

the night drags on. no words were passed. you couldnt sleep, silently cursing your insomnia for making you stay awake in such a position, danielas breath had evened out, signalling her sleep. 10 minutes passed. then 20. then an hour. you make a small groan of frustration, hoping only you heard that.

but you feel an arm drape around your waist. your breath hitches. like it hitches. you stop breathing. daniela pulls you close to her. and it makes you melt. you werent sure why you didnt resist.

"still awake, yn?"

"y.. yeah." you mumble, face furiously flushed.

"cant sleep? whats keeping you up?" daniela asks softly. and that scares you. her voice has never been this soft around you. you want to blame it being sleep-induced, but you know its not.

"insomnia, i guess." you whisper, although you were pretty sure it was because of her, body still tense against her.

"awh, that sucks, doll. always had trouble sleeping?" she cooes, finger tracing gently on your stomach. your heart fails you.

"mhm.." you hum, afraid that any longer response would be stuttered out.

she takes that as a sign to stop asking questions, knowing you cant respond. a part of her wants to giggle. point out how shy you were. but she keeps to herself, just gently drawing patterns on your stomach.

"yn.. i dont want to your enemy. i dont know what i did wrong in the past, but i do like you." she whispers quietly, her voice so genuine it hurt. "ill do anything for you.. ill stop hooking up with people."

you dont respond, just listening.

"i like you a lot, yn. didnt think stealing your food was declaring war." she mumbles , voice hinted with affection as she decides to leave it at that.

your rapid breaths gradually slow down to match hers, but before you eventually fell asleep in her arms, you mumble a small, "i like you too, dani."

the next morning, yunjin couldnt help but notice how calm you were. happy, even. and she especially didnt miss the intertwined fingers when the two of you first entered the hotel breakfast lounge in the morning.

a/n: hola. 6:15 am, same day aug 3. after a lot of writing, barely any thinking, and a lot of yapping on discord, i bring you my first fanfic, written on an ipad with 2 thumbs and a sleep deprived brain. love yall and love daniela avanzini. DANII FOR THE WINN <3

what do we think gays.. did i cook 😞😞

NOT PROOFREAD 💔💔

ALSOO FUCKBOY DANI REF THIS OR THIS

[luxiomahariel]

little bit of a small tangent but its wild to me that people think transmasculine folk have more representation in media than they actually do. like maybe im just not in the right spaces but for video games i can name several transfem and nonbinary characters before i can name a singular actively declared transmasc one. i don't think, outside of peoples oc's and headcanons for characters, i've ever actually seen a character who is said to be transmasculine in any canon. idk if it's related to how masculinity is viewed but it's wild to me how, when it comes to media depicting trans characters, they're usually transfem, which is entirely fine. but it feels like people want to disregard transmasc kids because "being a man is a terrible thing"

some people will see popular trans man headcanons of characters like mettaton and think theyre canon (no, he is never explicitly confirmed to be a trans man)

or theyll see a character like krem from dragon age and not realize that its literally possible for anyone to kill this character off in game

or theyll pretend like the intersex trans man serial killer from that one cop show that i cant be assed to remember rn and that family guy movie where meg is a trans man just arent the common representation we actually get

its infuriating

[sentient-stove]

why don't you like valgrace?

i like valgrace fine, i just don't really like making content for it or how a majority of the fandom interprets their relationship.

like first of, there's the piper erasure, or villainization to 'make valgrace work'. I do not think that leo would ever date his best friend's ex. This is a boy who has so few friends because he keeps everyone behind walls he puts up, and i cannot see leo looking at his best friend who just broke up with her boyfriend after months of internal torment and him going 'yeah. ill tap that.' He wouldn't. I refuse to accept it. he cares far too much about his friendships to ever do that.

and then you have the way that most valgracers fundamentally choose to mischaracterize leo especially in order to make valgrace work. leo didn't name the argo 2 after jason, he named it after the argo 1. leo has consistently had to save and bail himself out of most of the shit he gets thrown into-- and also has had to bail others out of same situations. leo sees a problem, thinks up a solution, and then rolls up his sleeves to get to work enacting that solution because life has taught him that there ain't nobody around to help him because he's not worth helping. while a terrible mindset, it is his lived experience and he doesn't need jason to be his knight in shining armor because half the time, it's leo doing the saving.

i just feel like so many fans don't acknowledge leo's hyper independence because leo himself downplays it so much. leo should be treated more like percy imo, where in his own pov he's just a silly little guy who's sad, yet when it's turned to other pov's they're mistaking him for a mini god. he's capable, he says several times he practically built the argo 2 solo, he's the one who came up with the plan to kill gaea all by himself mind you and went through with it successfully i might add.

last thing im really going to say on this is that jason also wouldn't pursue leo. jason admires leo 100%. his povs drip with praise. but jason also had unrequited love with reyna because he was loyal to the Legion first. disregarding anything i said above, fundamentally valgrace would never happen because leo's self esteem is too low to consider jason an option and because jason's loyalty to Rome and Her principles will forever overshadow the possibility of him ever putting all of his energy into loving someone.

again. im not gonna bash valgrace fans, and i follow a good handful of blogs who have that as their otp. but im honestly too much a leo and piper fan to see the full appeal of valgrace unless it was an au where jason and leo met post jiper breakup or an au where jiper never happened etc etc.

[tarookie]

how’s hyunjin during sex reading

well since he was the last person i did a reading on and i think he’s like sooo hot. i decided to do this type of reading about him, and i don’t think it’s that bad at all.

if you like this reading and would be interested to book a more personal one or ask something about your favorite idol, check my ko-fi on my pinned!! <3

there’s so many layers when it comes to sex because there’s so many different situations and scenarios about a person that you could ask tarot about. but here are the things that i asked

his main energy during sex: the lovers + 2 of wands

i feel like it depends so much on the other person. the way that he will lead (yes he tends to lead) will depend on where the vibe between them is going towards to, how the other person is acting but he prefeers when there’s action on both parts, pillow princesses are a little boring for him.

but yes, i feel like he is a person that won’t go straight to penetration, make you wet before, kiss your body, things like that.

his pace in bed, how he acts normally: strength, the hermit + knight of cups

he is not the type of guy that will go super fast or hard, specially if you don’t tell him to. also, he is a bit precocious so he may feel like if he goes too fast, it will end quicker so he maintains a certain pace the he can “control” himself better. the knight of cups shows that he is the type to kiss you or look into your eyes while fucking.

i asked if he moans lol: six of wands + ace of swords + 8 of cups + 3 of pentacles

he does but he likes it better when the other person moans for him too and honestly he thinks it’s important that they’re moaning bc if they don’t he might assume they’re not liking the sex and get turned off.

does he like to finger a girl before sex/stimulate her?: sun + 9 of cups + king of wands + 7 of cups + ace of cups

yes. he does and he’s confident with his fingering …“abilities” lol. but does he fully know what he’s doing? hmmmm depends… if the person leads him or gently position his hand and be vocal about how they’re feeling yes. it’s possible that he can make a girl cum in his hands but it all depends on him (if that person is someone he likes or not and if he’s in a good mood)

does he go down on them?: the emperor reversed + the world + the wheel of fortune + the sun + nine of cups

umm…if he likes the person/ if they’re not just a hook up and if he realizes that he didn’t make them cum by penetration, he will do oral sex but i don’t think its something he’s used to doing or his favorite part during the act.

fetiches?: 5 of pentacles + devil + 4 of swords + devil

i don’t think he really thinks that he has actual fetiches or things like that, he thinks that would be a bit depraved lol but there is something he likes….

i think he likes when the girl takes control or rides him, the only thing is that he’s scared to cum too fast whenever that happens bc the position may be too rousing/sexy for him.

can he make a woman cum/ orgasm?: queen of cups + 6 of pentacles + 9 of swords +ace of wands + page of wands + 5 of wands + page of cups

okay so…yes he can. BUT it depends on how he feels about them, bc if he doesn’t like them he doesn’t feel very motivated to. he does need to learn about women’s bodies more because he gets a lot of stress by this topic. i don’t think he’s really confident about it and he doesn’t think he’s quite good at making women orgasm. buuut if gets a partner who’s willing to lead him im this aspect, teach him how they like it he does have potential bc i can SEE that he wants to please girls he likes he just doesn’t really know how and i don’t think his past sexual partners were in a place where they could teach him or something like that.

[feelfreetopleasemexo]

Never yours, only his.

Readerxdenki (established relationship) - when a guy tries to hit on you at the club, so Denki shows him how a real man gets the girl.

The floor was sticky, the air thick with sweaty bodies and too much perfume, but something about the fluorescent lights and bodies bumping in each other made your drunken little heart swell with excitement. To say you illuminated the dance floor would be a biblically catastrophic understatement, everything about you screamed warm, welcoming and approachable, so having guys suddenly try to steal as much time with you as possible felt almost comically normal to you now.

He was 6’3, body basically chiseled from gold, and had the sweetest tooth rooting smile youd ever seen, but of course you were happily taken so politely declined his advance to dance. Usually guys take it on the chin, accept the defeat and carry on with their admiration from afar,but when drinks are involved (and probably one too many keys from the bag he had stashed in his pocket) sometimes guys dont always take the first decline. So, of course, he insisted. He wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you closer to him, trying to continue the sway you were originally doing alone as he asked again,

“Cmon baby, pretty little thing like you doesnt know what she wants. I can help you with that though.”

You, still insisting on keeping your cool and keeping everyone around you as happy as you previously were, again politely declined, as you gently peeled his fingers from your waist and lay them back against his own body. You assured him that it was sweet but that when a girl says no, she definitely means it. Because of your sweet and innocent manner, he decided to try one more time, you must just be playing hard to get right? You were wearing that incredibly short summer dress after all, what girl wears that if she doesn’t want someone to take interest right…

Again, he tried to dance closer to you, closing the distance between you and the wall that separated the dance floor from the toilets, and began his best efforts at entrancing you with his less than smooth dance moves. His hips swayed, his arms tried to entangle in yours, when you suddenly stomped your foot down onto the top of his toes. Your eyes were sparkling, your smile a sweet little treasure that few could peel their eyes away from, so when he felt the full force of someone’s body weight stamp down onto his feet, his first instinct was to search around for whoever was dancing too close to him and his supposed prey. When he glanced back to you, you had two fingers pointed an inch away from his windpipe and with the sweetest smile you could muster, you warned him one last time.

“Leave me alone buddy, before I wreck that pretty boy imagine of yours by making you vomit everywhere on the dance floor.”

He glanced at your fingers daring to puncture the sensitive area on his throat, threw a half hearted insult your way then turned around and positioned himself back at the bar, grumbling to the bartender about needing more Dutch courage or something, anything to take his mind off the defeat that deflated his ego. Thats when your devilishly charming and teasing boyfriend overheard the conversation next to him, as he waited for the last of the pink shimmery drinks to be mixed.

“Fucking bitch in the pink was playing hard to get. fucking hate it when girls tease like that. Shes lucky im not really trying, other wise she’d already be in the back of my car with me using her ankles as a necklace.”

Denki glanced over towards you, eyes closed, dancing with a new girl youd befriended and clearly enjoying the song as your hips swayed, your arms swan through the air, and your smile beamed like the fucking bat signal straight to his heart. You really couldnt blame him for what he did next, nobody could. The guy was basically asking for it.

“Hey man,Shes hot as fuck right?! Bet you a round of shots i can make out with her first.”

The guy lazily looked over at Denki, sized him up then laughed. Actually laughed, straight in his poor face.

“You seriously think you’ve got a shot? She shot me down man, no offence, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she uppercutted you for dancing too fucking close, let alone tried to get your tongue down her throat. “

Denki smirked as he stared into the guys eyes, the secret begging to peak through.

“Trust me, girls love a nerd.”

And with that, he winked at the guy, downed the first drink that was handed to him, then grasped the other and made his way to you on the dance floor. He delicately swanned through everyone, carefully avoiding misplaced elbows and hair flung back towards him as he suddenly got behind you. He pressed his arm around your waist, pulling you into him and kissing the side of your neck, all whilst the guy at the bar sat and stared holes into the back of the both of you. He watched as denki span you around, handed you the drink then pulled you closer and said something that caused you to throw your head back and laugh, your delicate hair flowing now behind your shoulders as you stared up at him like he hung the stars in the sky just because you asked him to.

He watched as you admired the yellow haired, lanky boyman try his best at dancing with you, hands wrapping around you and face so close to yours it would be a miracle if he didn’t start kissing you right away. This was his queue to turn you both around so he was facing the guy now, as he took his hand to your cheek and tenderly pressed a kiss to your lips. As soon as your lips connected, you flung your arms around him and pulled him closer to you, embracing him with open mouthed kisses and raw sexual tension that would make even the sluttiest person in the room blush. Denki flicked his eyes half open, winked at the guy then grabbed a full hand full of your ass as he then sparked the other with his other free hand.

To say the guy at the bar was pissed, would also be an incredibly inaccurate understatement, as he squeezed the glass in his hand so hard, it shattered within an instant. He slammed his hand on the bar, forced himself up then stormed his way to the smoking area, no doubt to fulfil another keys worth of powder up his nose.

Denki was definitely the type to show off, so when you eventually told him about the creep trying it on with you, he couldn’t contain the smirk that enveloped his face.

“Well, can you blame him baby, look at you!”

“You’re the only guy who gets to have me denks, those others are just background noise to me, Yano that!”

“Think I might need to reclaim that though, show you why im the best there is baby.”

[mrblazeflappybird]

I just realised how close I am to being 17 and had to sit in silence for a second because holy shit I used to think thats so grown up-

[just-null]

Plz… do you have any yandere clone crumbs (or headcanons even)? I love this trope lmao

YOUR CULT LEADER IS SO GLAD YOU ASKED

[LONG yandere ramblings under the cut!]

THESE ARE ALL RANDOM STREAMS OF THOUGHTS. THERE'S NO ORDER. ALSO I'M NOT A WRITER SO FORGIVE ANY ERRORS!!!

General

They're all interested in the same type of person for different reasons. So if you catch the interest of one, you'll soon catch the interest of the others.

The clones are also pathological liars like the main body.

They're scrappy unfair fighters.

They'd all have a common trait of imposing themselves into your life. Whether or not you want to see them, they'll always pop up uninvited.

That and being disgustingly clingy to the point you can barely breathe without one of them there to share your air.

Their violence varies, but rest (un)assured that it is always an option for them, yes, even Hantengu.

Even if different, sometimes it really shows that they're a single unit.. sooner or later, your hands will be full with a bunch of annoying, needy, lying, terrible, and problematic assholes. 

They're all more intense than the average human. To them, a human life is as insignificant as an ant. They'd kill someone for the hell of it, or if it's an order from Muzan. That view doesn't change much if you're in the picture.

Now it's just a matter of not scaring you too much, hence, Hantengu’s chronic lying problem. They want to be the ones you rely and lean on. to feel comfortable with! Don't mind the blood. It's not like you haven't seen it on them before!

Relax, they truly never want to hurt you!!

Hantengu

Starting off with our man of the hour, Hantengu. He's aligned with delusional and obsessive types of yanderes, one who's too afraid to approach you but watches you from afar nonetheless.

You'd have to make an effort to find him since he'd most likely be shrunk into his tiny form and hidden in some small crevice.

It started off as a simple fascination. You probably made contact with him in his human disguise (accidental or not.) As he cowered, you were pretty decent.

It was a surprising but welcoming change of pace from the usual villains who'd try to harm him, but he still fled from you. He was going to eat you no doubt, but he kept putting it off until he lost his appetite.

He's terrified you might do something to him, that you'll hurt him! but the attention you gave him makes him yearn for your company. He wants to watch you all the time and quite literally, will do just that.

Hantengu's there when you wake up and when you go to bed. He's living somewhere in your home. Always watching.

With the ability to shrink very small and run extremely fast, you'd think you might have rats in your home. Each time you think you hear a snap, the rat traps always end up broken to pieces.

He sends his clones in his stead to test the waters after getting far too worried once you leave his sight. If you don't hurt them, then he'll know you're not so bad! Still won't approach, but a bit more calm when he's "around." or when they invade your life. 

Assuming the clones never stray too far from the main body (if they're physically able to or not, doesn't really matter) they never want to leave Hantengu unprotected, which means your home is the main base.

You can move, try running away, get help, or whatever, but it's all futile because Hantengu will hide in your items meaning the others will always end up finding you with him.

it's a rule of thumb for the Hantengus not to mention him for safety reasons and because he's already terrified as is and any unwarranted attention is probably bad... He'd be horrified to be under your gaze for long, which is why he prefers you with your eyes closed.

Hantengu is like your sleep paralysis demon. At the dead of night, he peeks out from wherever he's hiding and watches you.

With demonic speed, any flinch or shuffle from you has him hiding again, but if you awaken and keep your eyes closed, you can hear faint crying and sniffling while you slumber.

If it makes you uncomfortable or ruins your sleep, Hantengu doesn't put two and two together, it can't possibly be him. What a travesty..!

It'd be difficult to try and make contact since he's always watching from the sidelines or cowering and hiding away, but it'll get easier eventually when it's drilled into him that you won't be like the people he's met.

He genuinely believes that the world is full of evil villains that may hurt you, so if he sees someone that worries him, the clones will zero in on them.

Hantengu has a dangerously powerful influence on them.. combine that with his victim complex? terrible.

Sometimes all Hantengu needs is a single seed of doubt to be implanted in his mind before he's lying to everyone and deluding himself that you're getting manipulated.

That's when his clones step in, scouting out the place for the possible source of the problem. That or pick off random people one by one before you're back in their arms!

But it's not his fault that you're surrounded by overprotective, suffocating freaks! Trust!!

The upside is if you meet him, he's extremely docile. He doesn't do much aside from cower and weep, begging you not to hurt him. Attempts to hide are futile if you tell him to stay... like a deer caught in headlights. ironic.

One of the others are probably always in the room, if not all of them, making your interactions even more awkward. 

Once Hantengu warms up to the idea of having you know about his existence, you'd mostly find him in the pockets of your clothes or in areas where your trinkets would be strewn about.

It’s highly unlikely that he’d be violent in front of you, but that doesn't mean that the others won't be, (for his and your safety they say) Hantengu just cries about things or trembles at most with every sound making him flinch, huddling behind you in some way.

Hantengu often forgets he can go to his full height, usually being the size of your foot or smaller. If he's tiny, you'll see how he's a really harmless and defenseless victim of the world!

Nevermind how you sometimes catch the scent of blood coming from your home, only to find him cowering at the scene of a crime.

Depending on your demeanor, you're either a victim like him so you MUST stick together, or you're his savior.

He feels that safety and contentment when around you, but would rather stay on the side lines than risk anything. It's as if watching you do your daily routine is his stress relief.

It's absolutely awful if you're in danger or out of his line of sight for long. No reports from one of his clones? No most recent update to your whereabouts? No one is with you to inform him!?

Full panic attacks and inconsolable babbling about how you must be dead!! The world is so cruel and awful to him!!!

These types of reactions agitate the others, making them more worried if they're also in the dark. It's possible Hantengu would use Urami to go and find you himself in these rare instances. It'd be a disaster, but at least he'd have peace of mind..

At least you don't have to worry about Hantengu being jealous though. He's pretty tame, too focused on being afraid of everything else. The others handle his jealousy for him so that he doesn't worry.

Sekido

A mixture of highly jealous and possessive type, secretly protective as well! A mean tsundere is what you usually see, if not his common form of verbal abuse if he's too worked up.

The subtle flush on his cheeks takes the edge off his words if it's directed at you even if he blames it on being red in the face with anger because of you or [x] reason.

First impressions were probably that you were extremely annoying and would suggest eating you to the others whenever a situation arose. Thankfully the others prevented that from happening.

Sekido is one out of the two who'd accidentally hurt you. He never means to, but he forgets his own strength. In the beginning, instead of trusting you to follow him, he'd grab your wrist and drag you around with him to wherever he needed to be.

You could run away when he's not looking and cause an unwanted commotion, so it's best to have you on a tight leash leading to bruising sometimes..

Out of all of them, Sekido needed the most time to warm up to you. When he'd realized he'd fallen for you, he'd already be cursing at himself for being so blind to it earlier.

It started off as moments where his irritation calmed then snowballed into a bliss he only knows if he's by your side.

You'd think he genuinely hates your guts at times. The way he gets so angry and harshly insults you can take a toll. If he senses he's cut you deep, he still won't apologize verbally.

Knowing himself, saying anything would only hurt you more, he's too rough with phrasing that it wouldn't sound genuine. How is it his fault that you're so fragile?

Sekido has too much pride, but a lot of it is in constant conflict with his love for you. It's what gets him so frustrated when thinking about it. You make him feel disgustingly mushy inside, and he wants to tear out his heart and tell it to get a grip.

He probably doesn't speak to you for a few days, instead choosing to act while you're not looking to regain favor. 

Making food you'd like, inviting you to spend time indoors, buying you small gifts, and even cleaning up around your place. Wordless actions that come off as apologies for his temper that he’ll make SURE won't go unnoticed.

If you confront him, he huffs with his back towards you as if it were nothing but takes credit for it regardless.

Sure, he's the oldest, but Sekido still has his moments of immaturity like the other three. If he had it his way, he'd refuse to let anyone speak to you, almost isolating you, so his acts of service really shine through.

What if someone tries getting your favor by taking advantage of his supposed mistakes? It's extremely insulting that anyone would even dare try! Infuriating even!

The only people he'd allow you to speak with are his clones and main body. But like everything, it depends on his mood or the situation.

Is it REALLY necessary to talk to someone else when Sekido is RIGHT THERE?? No. It's not. Now shut up and eat the sweets he got you.

Sekido doesn't do PDA, but violence will always be on the table, never hesitating if someone gets near you, or looks at you too long.

He says he's the best clone to take when going out, but he’s punched too many bystanders as a warning far too many times... You're lucky if he simply verbally abuses someone until they're crying or humiliated.

You can say the handsome man with the red eyes has grown a reputation in town.

You also gain a reputation as someone who’s EXTREMELY off limits, dangerous even. While Sekido isn't as affectionate or sweet as the others, the things he lets slide when it comes to you make it obvious that you're his favorite person.

“Are you trying to die? Even insects have more survival instincts than you.” and all you did was bump into him. Sekido dusts himself off and gives you a once over, subtly making sure you're okay before he continues with whatever he was doing.

Were it anyone else, he would’ve swung his staff at them for even getting near him.

You're given special treatment because, to Sekido, you ARE special. On rare occasions, he'll even verbalize his fondness for you, even if it's worded as if he were reprimanding.

Just don't be so blind to the hints he's throwing at you and he won't have to beat your face in.. specifically your lips with his lips, very roughly, until you're both bruised and breathless.

When Sekido needs to be away from you for whatever reason, he knows you're okay. He entrusts you to the others in his absence, but his mind starts wandering to how he misses your hands on his.. 

It's different remembering it and seeing it, if you were there, you could touch him and he could reciprocate. It'd be even better if you were both alone—and now, someone’s interrupting his thoughts.

Frustration bubbles up and he's ready to snap at someone. What could be so damn important!?

If Sekido comes back with blood on his person, just don't ask, he's already annoyed and he's seeking solace with you.

You flip a switch in him. Your warmth, your presence, your voice, it’s like serenity to his vexed soul. He sits comfortably beside you when he has to plan for something.

It helps him think clearly but, he doesn't let go of your wrist..

His grip is unnaturally tight too, so you're stuck there unless you want to risk Sekido getting frustrated again because his personified peace wants to get up and do something, at least, that's what he says.

Even if it holds some truth, when you whittle Sekido down enough, he confesses that, in a weird way, he's constantly worried for you.

You're not as strong as them and he knows this, but it's clear as day when he's calm enough.

Not that he needs to, but Sekido takes the responsibility for not only keeping himself alive, but Hantengu and more importantly you. 

If anything were to happen to you, he doesn't know what he'd do. So instead he acts as the most aggressive guard dog ever and keeps any unknown presence as far from you as possible.

Moments of peace with you don't happen often for him, so please stay a while longer? The others will barge in any minute now, so indulge him a little until then?

And don't speak a word about it to anybody or else he’ll destroy your home and everything inside it!

Karaku

Extremely self aware, obsessive type. He knows how to properly court someone, that everything they're doing crosses many lines, but this way is much more entertaining.

You were just another random face in the beginning that he just shrugs and tries to find enjoyment in by tormenting, but as he interacts more with you, he finds it more invigorating than anything else.

He starts going easier on you, opting for just teasing. Dragging you into spending time with him is surprisingly more fun than a battle lately..

Whether you like him back or not isn't even important. As long as you have SOME level of affection for him and don't forget to give him some attention, he's satisfied.

Everything is fun when it comes to you and while he'd IDEALLY like you to reciprocate his feelings and be obsessed with him, he just needs an inch for the mile he'll take!

It's not like he will actively make you hate him, but he'll definitely try coaxing you into things you might not be eager for.

I doubt there's much that can upset him in general, much less if it's you. You're so attractive and entertaining to him, all your reprimands and insults go in one ear and out the other.

He laughs and agrees to whatever you said, brushing it off, then tries nudging you into moving on and doing something that doesn't upset you! Like doing him!

O-or.. if you're not in the mood right now, that's fine. There's a bunch of other fun stuff that you two can do!

With all that, Karaku's still aware that you'd be uncomfortable with him shoving all his affection onto you, getting possessive, and even beating some people up for the hell of it.

But he also knows people can learn to get used to things they can't escape and get desensitized, so he attempts to do just that and ease you into your new life!

He's still affectionate, it's Karaku! He doesn't force you into anything too intimate. Physical touch may be his go-to, but holding you and hugging you is the most he'd do unless he gets hints that he may be allowed to do more.

Out of everyone, he's the most relaxed, which isn't saying much. If you say you're going somewhere he hears we’re going somewhere, but at least you can go near strangers without him hurting anyone.

When spending time with the others, he knows he can just butt in, or do something that'll force your attention on him. Even if people try talking to you, he's not upset, just amused.

Very confident Karaku is.. any attempt someone tries with you is hilarious to him since he knows you're likely to reject them. He only gets slightly miffed if YOU'RE the one coming onto others.

“Oi~ You're really greedy, you have all of me and yet you still want other's attention? ..How about you try convincing me a little and I won't make that much of a fuss, yeah?” as if he's not always trying to hold you in the most PDA way possible… 

Karaku loves to show off how he's taken even if it makes you embarrassed. You're cute when flustered anyway so that's just another plus!

When you're gone he's sooo~ bored. It reminds him of that itch he had before he met you where life was too dull and he needed that stimulation only chaos could provide.

Unfortunately, chaos is like a storm, and the clouds dissipate eventually. So what does he do? Create his own storms, of course!

Karaku is a renowned pleasure seeker, sexual or not. Since he met you, the sexual part is reserved, so he's usually seeking fun in terms of mischief, adrenaline rushes, or destruction. 

Starting problems on purpose by provoking others to the point of a fight is his favorite especially if he can blow down buildings.

Some dishonorable mentions that aren't fighting are planting gross items into bags, spreading rumors, giving false information, and turning people against one another.

Overall things that would make you regret letting him out of your sight.

Karaku likes to make himself more appealing to you by boasting about small things. It could be the bare minimum, but you wouldn't know if he's exaggerating any tiny details!

Hearing your tastes and interests will have him leaning into that, but he's not going to change himself completely.

He's confident he can worm his way into your heart by being himself.

You should give him praise sometime! He didn't tease Sekido and make him so upset he blew a fuse. And! He didn't toy with anyone’s life before killing them this time! He also only used his uchiwa twice. max. and no buildings collapsed completely..

See? He's not that bad of a guy! You should trust him more, you'll hurt his feelings..!

He's the one who will also flirt with you the most, leaving lingering touches and casually inviting you for some bedroom fun. You could be in the middle of dinner and he'd ask if you're up for it later as if it's a casual thing between you two.

This guy.. he really REALLY likes you touching him.. from his hair to his arms, to his chest, and down his legs, whatever you want is yours. But it also makes him more reserved in a way? 

Someone tapping his shoulder gets him a little miffed. It's like someone is touching something of yours. Whatever, getting your hands all over him should fix that right up.

Karaku is an interesting case.. He portrays himself as an open book, but there's so much more than he lets on.

He makes mental notes of things you like and strictly hate, secretly helps balance everyone’s jealousy so you don't get burnt out, always there when you need him most, and is second to tend to you if Aizetsu isn't around.

Serious situations aren't his style, he’ll always try to be playful to lighten the mood, but you can see his ear twitch when he notices something’s wrong.

He's the second oldest after all, so he has the capability to be mature if he wants to.

But being a stick in the mud is Sekido’s job, so he works around it in his own pleasurable way!

There’s times even when he likes to take things slow and enjoy the moment with you around. Pleasure can be relaxation. While he loves being out and about, a nice quiet evening with you can be fun too.. even if he has to push you around a little too make it happen.

He likes how you make him feel whole, like he's not chasing after the unattainable satisfaction that's so close but so far.

Urogi

Intoxicated delusional type... Urogi believes you wouldn't do anything to hurt him on purpose and finds joy in your “shyness.” If you were to reject him or push him away, he laughs very loudly, “reassuring” you.

First impressions were pretty tense. He'd eye you like he's waiting for you to step wrong before feasting. Like those fangs suggest, he's a humanity's predator first and foremost and he wanted to keep it that way.

At least, he thought so until he played with his food too much and got attached. 

You later begin to be like a drug to him. He NEEDS you. Whether it be within earshot, field of vision, or (preferably) within arm's reach. If not, he gets super fidgety, nervous, restless. Can't sit still.

Similar to Hantengu except he begins getting impulsive and violent with anything or anyone around the longer you're away.

Usually, he thinks twice about slicing anything with his talons when you're around, he's too happy with your attention and knows you're pretty squishy! But if you're gone, the blood splatters make him feel better!

He misses you! Come back!! There are scratches and tossed furniture everywhere because Urogi attempted to calm himself with things that smell like you. Everything's just a mess, but he at least greets you the second you get home.

Cuddly and excitable! He'd tackle you in a hug and swing you around, or cling to you with his full body until you both tip over. Urogi likes your scent and warmth.

It's comforting, so he's constantly near you and touching you, sometimes fighting with the others cause he wants his turn.

Similar to Sekido, you're like a switch that flips to excited when you make contact of any kind, so it's not uncommon to find him clamoring to sit on your lap or lay his head somewhere on you when he sees you.

Again, like Sekido, Urogi can get jealous to the same levels as him. However, whereas Sekido would be violent and aggressive, Urogi is whiny and clingy. 

It's almost funny how he’s the one whose mood shifts the quickest. Even compared to Aizetsu, he's more likely to cry, or compared to Sekido, he'd lash out about something small.

But as his main emotion states, he'll always revert back to his gleeful self.

One second, he's complaining because you've been “ignoring” him for too long [three minutes] but cheers up if you so much as graze his skin, “Hahaha!! Okay, I forgive you!! Can we go out now? Oh! Oh! How about a kiss?!”

Joy may be better than when Urogi's upset, but it's still... pretty shameless like Karaku, except Urogi doesn't WANT to embarrass you on purpose.

He's got a loud voice and a one-track mind with you. Begging and asking isn't out of the realm of possibility for him either.

Something you can count on with these four is that they're honest in their feelings for you.

Urogi, being the one who's extremely raw in showing it, talks from the heart with no brain. What you see is what you get. Most of the time...

Urogi, like the others, has his moments of dishonesty, but it’s not his fault! He wants your love constantly so bends the truth about needing you in some type of way or that he was bullied!!!

He has a headache, take care of him! Oh, his left wing hurts, pet it for him, please? His feathers have been really bothering him lately, preen him? Yes, you did so yesterday, but they're bothering him again!! Also, Sekido was really mean for no reason again, stay with him so he doesn't get yelled at again!!

With how much he thrives under your attention, you'd wonder how he reacts with people who aren't you. Well, it's simple, if its not a fight, he leads back to you!

If someone ever talks to Urogi long enough there's a 90% chance he'll mention “someone” and ignore whatever they say.

When you're not the subject of the convo, he brings you up, interrupting the other's train of thought. Annoyingly so.. 

It gets particularly messy if he's conversing with the other three because then they'd forget about the original topic and get swept up with missing you instead.

Even the hobbies he has that aren't you, remind him of you.. in albeit concerning ways..

He likes to eat fleshy meat, but he gets reminded of how your skin feels under his hands. It'd be more flattering if he wasn't literally ripping the flesh off of something with his fangs, but he means well.

Sharing things he likes is a sign of love, right? That's why he brings you gifts! ..Like a cat bringing its owner dead mice except this cat is five foot nine and way more dangerous..

and the dead mice are limbs that can get you arrested............

It's terrifying to wake up to a mysterious blob of red meat, especially when Urogi says “It's the only thing that kinda resembles what it used to be!” but laughs in your face instead of explaining further.

A tongue was probably the most concerning thing that still had its original shape, but not surprising.

Urogi is unfortunately way too damn strong. He's the second one to accidentally hurt you after Sekido, his talons are extremely sharp and sometimes dig into you when he gets too excited. He tries not to, but even passing by he can nick you. 

Bandages are difficult for him to grab with his talons, and he feels terrible afterward, so he licks your wounds clean if you let him. Sure, it won't do much, but at least your blood smells delicious, and it makes him happy tasting it! 

Right, this isn't about him, right! 

There's something almost innocent about how Urogi acts with you. Even if you hate his guts, he’d still treat you like treasure. He can't bring himself to hate you no matter what you do.

He’ll get annoyed at times when you're too “coy,” sure, but never more than that or for long. 

He can be a handful, but you can tell he tries to give you a good happy relationship. One that he hopes makes you feel the same unending joy he feels even if it's a bit traumatic.

Aizetsu

Manipulative and stalking type. Aizetsu wants to get tasks over with as fast as possible. he doesn't have any motivation for it. He's tired and sad and wants to curl up into a ball and lay down.

First time meeting, Aizetsu didn't even spare you a glance. If you weren't food or a threat, then you might as well have been a poor wall or weird tree.

Giving him a taste of pampering is probably what slowly melted his cold walls.

Now that he has you, it's strange. He WANTS to get up and do things with you. The weight on his shoulders isn't as heavy when you're around. He wants to keep you near him always and if he has to be pathetic to do that, then he'll do it.

Sending cute sad glances your way, sighing after each word as if its tiring to breathe, constantly leaning or holding onto your clothes, whatever makes him look like he'd die without you is what he'll do. 

Aizetsu is more than capable like the other three if not the most. it's just that he doesn't need to do it, so he doesn't want to.

He purposely makes himself out like he's the “good” one, but he's just quieter. Unlike Karaku's boasting, Aizetsu wants you to see the worst in others so it makes himself look better by comparison.

Making others or himself seem pathetic is his strong suit, sometimes making his counterparts the brunt of that pity.

That or he takes a page out of Karaku's handbook and stirs the pot so they do the job for him. Sometimes they involve Aizetsu if they find out which makes him sad...

He pouts, looking at his counterparts fighting, and tells you how it's such a pity you're stuck with a rowdy bunch like them while knowing full well that he muttered something under his breath about Karaku mocking Sekido to make Urogi laugh while passing by.

It didn't happen, but it could've... it's okay, just stay with Aizetsu on the sidelines while they tucker themselves out.

Speaking of that, Aizetsu seldom lets you go. Like the others, he loves touching you, but the others let go eventually from some form of hyperactivity.

Aizetsu.. doesn't. His hand is always firmly grasping some part of your clothes while you walk, but if you're not using your arm, he'll hold that for you too.

You can try shaking him off, but it really wouldn't do anything except make him frown and grip tighter. You could ditch your clothes, it'll stun him for a moment until he's pouting again, but he’ll let you go.

Unfortunately you probably won't get your discarded clothes back for a while even if you apologize.

That and he’ll cling on again in five minutes if he's near. It's a force of habit.

Aizetsu's the strongest physically of the four, but tries his best to seem weak around you so you can spoil and love him more.

The second you leave him to figure out his own issues, you usually hear a loud thump then crack followed by Aizetsu's soft footsteps rushing to follow behind you.

Even with his crazy strength, he's the second least likely to spill blood.

Not because he's guilty or anything, don't be silly, but because he doesn't want to put effort into cleaning himself up, so you'll embrace him again. If you didn't care, then he'd be a bit messier.

Then again, he doesn't like how the dried blood feels in his hair, and he doubts he can get away with making you wash it for him every time.

Aizetsu is constantly upset, but he's not openly emotional aside from his usual declarations of sorrow. He doesn't cry easily, being in a constant state of sadness makes everything numb at some point, so it's something he expresses privately..

or, to persuade you into feeling bad for him further.

“Pitying others is only natural, but don't forget you have someone waiting for you always. I'd wither away without you.” He says that, but the others never see him waiting for anything when you're out.. Why? Because he never leaves you.

Sometimes you think you see a blue reflection from the corner of your eyes, but you check and nothing. Feeling like you're watched has been a constant lately since meeting the clones. Hopefully, it's just nerves.

But it's not!

Behind wall corners, in the shadows, amongst crowds, in closets, Aizetsu's always there. Watching with that same sorrowful pout. As mentioned earlier, he doesn't feel demotivated when doing things for you.

He's making sure you're safe and gathering more information. He wants to be precise when around you. How are you when you think they're not around? He'll find out. He always does.

Not that you notice much... He doesn't throw tantrums when you need to part from him like the others, only simple, “Really? Where are you going..?” and that's all for protesting. He's the “good one,” remember? He won't stop you.

Aizetsu gets a little sloppy with hiding his hobby(?) when he doesn't react to the new things and stories you intended to tell him. As if listening to a story again.

He's lucky he doesn't speak much or he would've filled in the details of the story you forgot about.

The downside of following you is that Aizetsu gets approached sometimes. Annoying... He's so gloomy, that he's sometimes approached by kind bystanders to check up on him. 

He doesn't speak to anyone as much anymore, only responding with nods and head shakes unless he's pitying someone. He's only “chatty” with you and his clones, more so you.

A tired look crosses his face when someone's being particularly bothersome. Say, the authorities or an insistent stranger for example. 

If you were with him, he'd look at you to fix it, but since you're not, he'll handle it himself. i.e. a precise swift jab to the throat that'll get them to keel over long enough for him to scamper somewhere else.

Zohakuten

Conflicting love hating attention seeker.. He can't help but hate how your mere presence makes the others and himself worse versions of themselves, but he can see why. Having your attention is like basking in the warmth of the sun again.. 

He rarely shows up, only when the four are panicked and desperate, but the first time is probably extremely tense........ he'd reprimand you for screwing up the minds of his clones and scaring the main body constantly.

He doesn't separate, wanting to see what the big deal is. Having Zohakuten follow you around or dragging you places while getting insulted, you're mostly babysitting him at this point.

He may not be a child in the usual sense, but he definitely uses his appearance to benefit himself. Big eyes, grumpy frown with his chubby cheeks and that usually gets people to believe him if he's lucky.

It's whiplash inducing when Zohakuten's face and way of speaking don't match (it's easy to forget that all these freaks have the mentality of an over two hundred year old man.) He uses an older way of speaking and their inflections.

He's not free from the common ground that is wanting your attention even if he's almost always complaining that you're the source of their corruption. yet he still doesn't try getting rid of you aside from a couple insults. Though it can get annoying when he's constantly on your case.

Zohakuten is extremely defensive of the main body. Hesitating when it comes to him isn't a problem. He's like Sekido where he punches as a warning in that sense.

He's very kind with Hantengu, and surprisingly you who now falls under the category of needing protection.

Hatred is part of his nature so if you're alone with him, that hatred focuses on you, but it's mixed with affection. He only really huffs at you and occasionally tries swatting you when you get too affectionate.

He's critical of his older clone counterparts. 

If there were a setting where Zohakuten coexisted with his them , he'd be very antagonistic even if it's to a lesser degree than opponents. He's going against them then complaining to you about it so you can be careful of their misdeeds!

He sees their actions as the main reason Hantengu gets bullied and falsely persecuted. they fool around too much instead of doing their job properly that it grinds Zohakuten's gears..

He'd probably call Karaku and Urogi manwhores for showing off so much skin. Sekido and Aizetsu are on thin ice but they'd still get called harlots for wearing their collars so open.

You're probably not free from his berating either but he excludes the derogatory insults.

Similar to Tanjiro in that one scene with Mitsuri, Zohakuten would grab your clothes and adjust it to be more modest. He can't have animals like those pigs looking at you!!!

That being said, Zohakuten is much more manageable compared to dealing with four smothering men.

Still.. he's less likely to listen to you and has a short fuse that can cause problems out of nothing. Plus, he's much MUCH stronger than what you'd be used to.

Luckily, there's moments when he tuckers himself out and he's quietly following you like a cat. He doesn't speak much then but glares at anything and anyone who gets too close.

He might look pettable, but don't do it or he might both claw at you and get a second wind.

It's best to stay alone with Zohakuten for as long as he's around. If someone else makes him or Hantengu upset, he'd focus his hatred into them and make up some deluded reason as to why they have to die.

They'll harm Hantengu first if they're allowed to live!! It'll be swift, but he can't promise it'll be clean.

It's pretty easy to get Zohakuten to get violent. it only really takes someone getting close to you or Hantengu until he's acting faster than you noticed he moved.

He doesn't really care if you get scared, it's all for the greater good. you're just spooked because his methods were taboo, but it's fine. Now all of you are safe..

He really likes trees and forests, so taking walks around there might be the safest bet.

Zohakuten wouldn't be as cuddly, more so because of some pride of holding himself up as the strongest pillar for Hantengu, but there are moments where he sighs and leans his head against you.

Being alone with you, Hantengu, and the peace of nature puts his mind at ease in a way it's not built for. Even his wood dragons come along, bellowing quietly and making the whole environment uncommonly calm. like he's almost a normal kid.

Serenity isn't forever of course and you must part from him eventually. It's not like he'll make it easy by any means though. His brattiness shines through here where he hides some essentials of yours that make it impossible for you to leave.

Your shoes, outdoor clothes, utilities, anything that'll make your life more difficult so you'll stay home. Yes, he knows you have a life outside, but he doesn't like it when you come home smelling different. It's concerning!

If you somehow manage to escape, you'll only see his hateful eyes from his safe spot in the darkness. Throughout the day, the occasional concern chill creeps up, and coming home reveals why.

It's a disaster. Everything is trashed and turned over in what looks to be a tornado hit. Except the tornado was just a small tyrant sulking in your bedroom. The tantrum didn't comfort him at all and all he wants is you.

When you come back, he's berating you and calling you the worst person imaginable! He grabs your arms tightly then nearly crushes your ribs in a hug.

He doesn't apologize, but helps clean up after he's done, wanting to spend time with you. It wasn't the same without you and he loathes how the difference is so tangible now.

It's unfair how he's tasked to protect you too, but now that he's met you, there's specific conditions that need to be met to be allowed to see you again. He's not here for long and people around you get to meet you whenever they'd like. it's really not fair!

Maybe after a while, Zohakuten would learn not to act first if you PROMISED to keep your interactions with others to a minimum.

Even If you don't, he'll remind you by cutting your conversation or starting an argument that'll quickly get lethal if not stopped in time.

The way this guy swears like a sailor is incredible. Very foul mouthed. He talks bad about people, even sometimes to their face. It's also painfully accurate. Zohakuten can really cut deep with his words alone.. even be problematic

so fingers crossed he doesn't slight the wrong person.

While he doesn't really need to, he tries getting you small trinkets to keep so he's with you when he's separated.

All stolen of course, or so the woman from the market says, but it's not true! he made it himself, what kind of person would spread lies like that?!

Note: Zohakuten is a platonic yandere. Like the boyfriend's bratty younger brother who likes you so he cock blocks everyone to hang out with you trope

You can try asking for help, but people have seen what they're like without you.. they're like a blender without a cap. The contents will go everywhere, and it'll be chaos. UNLESS, the blender has its cap, you.

With a heavy heart, people usually give you sympathetic glances if you ever do interact briefly and quick words of comfort if they can. at least you're well taken care of by those freaks.

i love them all theyre awful.....

Tl;Dr

Hantengu is delusional and obsessed, where he thinks you'll harm him if he gets too close, but can't stay away from you for long or else he freaks himself out Sekido is the jealous possessive mother fucker who's very rude but surprisingly gives you extremely special treatment. Karaku is the obsessed self aware one, but that's wasted because he loves causing problems on purpose and embarrassing you with love. Urogi is the Intoxicated delusional one because you gotta be delusional to be as happy as this guy.. also animalistic. Too raw about his feelings........ Aizetsu is the manipulative stalker. He acts like he's the good boy when he's just as shit as the others who also somehow knows everything about you. Zohakuten is the love-hate attention seeker. it infuriates him how you "wont leave his main body alone," but he secretly thrives on your attention and will cock block at every point and time.

[kristiliqua]

watching sneeg and clown argue is so funny because holy hell i’ve never realized how sneeg is SUCH an instigator for literally no reason other than Its Funny and Being A Little Shit

[khevras]

Golden Wind/Vento Aureo Spoilers

Video Transcript

Bruno: I'll be forced to cut ties with you. A traitor stands alone on an island of isolation. Your failure will be yours and yours alone.

So recently I've decided I really wanted to rewatch golden wind after reading the rest of the parts, and since this time I wanted to give more focus to the animation, I decided to watch it in dub. As a result, when I got to this part in ep3, I realised the dub had elected to change what exactly Bruno had said, stating the words above instead.

This struck me as a bit of a wierd change until I then realised how much this moment foreshadows Fugos 'betrayal' at San Giorgio Maggiore; by having the only one not betraying the boss being the one who suffers what Bruno predicted.

I feel like this foreshadowing is honestly amazing, and also hits home at how Fugo feels later on in phf when thinking back to his actions as the pier. I feel like he really does think of his lack of movement as a failure towards Bucciarati, one he has to atone for and I think it's really interesting.

On top of that, I find it really fun how accurate Brunos words are to the situation as a whole, and I find it quite ironic that the one who suffers them isn't even betraying the boss like Bruno is describing, but rather Bruno himself.

Overall, I really like how this singular line foreshadows a moment episodes later, and how I can bring up how Fugo's opinions and feelings on the event are reflected in Bucciarati's words.

[moeblob]

That fae OC of mine who is void of color (black hair/black eyes) and is looked upon as a blemish by the older fae and decides to go all out and wear only black clothing with a sharpness who actually has a good friend group who loves their little black hole. They love him so much. He's just their special little void.

[july-19th-club]

one thing about being in too much pain to uphold social niceties (period and it's a bad one) is that i did spend all day at work not only doubled over and moving at a pace the ninety year old library ladies were lapping but i was even worse than usual at tasks like Looking At People Who Are Chewing Gum and "not edging away bugeyed when a coworker stands close next to me" and of course the perennial favorite "keeping track of more than three words spoken to me in a row and responding to that" and we'll let me merely say. it is just me and that murderbot. nobody else in this whole damn library understands

[hungrymentor]

Slade Wilson is SUCH a rat bastard but FUCK

[calo-wav]

because i’m still in love with you / i wanna see you dance again

something something post-canon exes who can't love anyone else because they're still in love with each other but one is rooted to the earth in terror and the other one only finds peace in the stars

fic im writing transparent ver (looks really cool against a dark bg!) + sketch ⮕ final process below