#Like nibba

[erdogun]

Its such a turnoff when men tell me that "im the love of their life".... without even fucking meeting me in persoj first.

[thebluebygracieabrams]

YES I HAD CHICKEN AND NOW I AM CURRENTLY SIMPING ON BOYGENIUS

lmao a regular day in vioverse then i love you thank you for eating

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Being a trans boy in India is so hard btw,, aside from the regular transphobic shit you also have to face the problem of your fashion choices. You have to REALLY, REALLY balance the chacha and the chapri aesthetic or you'll just end up looking like a chakka

[grfn-btbtas]

i hope God takes into account how often I was employed when tallying up my sins, feel like I should get some kind of slack for that compared to these unemployed nibbas

[zeherili-ankhein]

Saw some shit saying that SRK in Devdas was better than Dilip Kumar in Devdas and that is just-

SLB's Devdas is prolly the worst adaptation of the novel. The only good thing about it is the songs and the aesthetics.

AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE SRK, DO NOT COMPARE HIM WITH DILIP KUMAR DAMIT

YEAH DILIP KUMAR WAS SO MUCH BETTER

I mean SRK was good in acting but the movie was so shit it doesn't do any justice to the Novel... The Novel isn't even a romance (saw someone on Pinterest say it was a Wattpad smut p*rn and yeah agreed lol)

but Dilip Kumar was SO MUCH better even the movie was so much better

People just want the nibba-nibbi ahh adhura romance 💀🤌 (no hate to anyone the terms are used as joke) because idk people are suddenly obsessed with heartbreak and something lol (again no hate to anything or im not making fun of anyone's experience)

P.S. that made me think about how people were romanticing Porineeta too like gurlll 💀

[dreamzghostz]

Nah that's not the issue may I dm you? If not that's fine there are two couples in my tuition who are fucking bullshit so our sir told that he would give us some cake as treat on Christmas. But bcs I do gym I am not allowed to eat outside food our sir doesn't pick up call neither sees wp so i messaged in the group. One of the Nibba or chapri started arguing with me i didn't even tell anything to him no where with his shitty ass brain he started to argue. The guy even interrupts our class bcs of his fucking lack of attention and is there to do romantic shit. Fun fact the nibbi i.e his gf doesn't tell anything to him and they even kissed each other during class we didn't tell anything but if I say anything they have some huge ass ego. I don't even pay attention to them i trolled him today when he argued and eventually left bcs to value my mental peace but i feel down after the argument.

I'm so sorry that happened to you. They sound like pretty shit people. I hope things get better for you.

I'm sorry if what I'm saying isn't really good, I don't really know how to comfort people or give advice. Though, I'm wishing the best for ya, man.

[thereader-radhika]

Pazhuvettarayar . . .   reached Nandini's wing. At the entrance, he heard the sound of laughter. For some reason he felt irritated. Nandini had never laughed like this in the Thanjavur palace. What had made her laugh so much? Who was with her?

Entering the room he saw that her companion was Manimekalai. He felt more at ease. Manimekalai tried to smother her laughter with both hands when she saw him, but could not control herself. She rushed out of the room, laughing.

Nandini stopped laughing, regained her usual composure and said. "Ayya! Come in! Are the talks over?"

Pazhuvettarayar asked her, "Nandini, why was that girl laughing like that? Why did she run away?"

"Must I tell you that? I will. Manimekalai was in the next room and some of the conversation in the main hall fell on her cars. She was laughing at the way Prince Aditha Karikalar spoke so derisively of paattas and paattis."

🤯

Laughing about Karikalan calling her grandmother? Kinky Nandini!

Pazhu was the husband of eight other women and old enough to be Nandini's grandfather. From the beginning, he suspected if she is waiting for someone else like the women in stories. He also heard rumours that Karikalan distanced himself from his family because they didn't let him marry a poor bhattar's daughter. By the time he left Kadambur, he put two and two together. No one specifically told him that it was Nandini, but he knew when he saw the change in her.

Aditha Karikalan might be a ruffian, might be disrespectful to his elders. But he is a scion of the Chozha clan . . . As for Karikalan himself, he would never wrong a woman . . . But what about Nandini? Was he right to have trusted her implicitly, to have acted according to her wishes? How could anyone be sure her conduct was totally blameless? . . . Aha! Did treacherous women like those one heard about in stories really exist? Could Nandini be one of them?

Lol, Seriously Pazhu should stop reading these corny romance stories and get a treatise on economics or something.

As Pazhu's inner voice often reminded him, Nandini was only a stranger he picked up from the roadside. Though they weren't on good terms, he knew Karikalan from his birth and Chola family for generations. Old Pazhu pinned all his hopes on the boy's 'good' character.

Karikalan: Nandini! Don't tell me that story over and over again. In the eyes of the world, you may be the Pazhuvoor Ilaya Rani. But you didn't actually marry him.

Nandini: Here, cut open my heart and look! Use Veerapandyan's sword to tear it open. You will find nothing except your revered image in it. This is the truth! The truth! The truth!

Nibba-nibbi are on it again! 🙄

But his priorities changed by then. He realised that his sham marriage was just another drama. Nandini's love or lack of thereof was not a matter of concern anymore. For a man who ordered the death of Kandan Maran for calling Nandini his daughter, he showed great restraint that night. Vanthiyathevan sensed his presence in the room only when he was strangled.

That's why Nandini couldn't figure out that he knew her love story and birth story. She didn't know about Pazhuvettaraiyar bench-pressing a whole temple roof, fighting Pandyas and travelling the length and breadth of the country wearing a thin temple curtain. Above all, he failed in his duties. She panicked misunderstanding that old Pazhu remained in half-dead state for 3 days because he was 'shocked' to see her with another man. Probably he had a mini heart attack seeing dead Karikalan.

But by this point he was no longer interested in even talking about her personal life. The only thing he wanted to know was how was she planning to kill the prince. Still Pazhu felt some happiness when she consoled him that they will be a couple in the next birth. Finally he apologised for everything he said. Luckily Nandini never let him 'do' anything 💀

Give me at least some water with your hand, to let me know you've forgiven me and forgotten everything I said. Then you can leave me!

He doesn't forget to give a glowing conduct certificate to Adithan too before commiting suicide.

. . . I realised that Aditha Karikalar's conduct had been blameless.

except for the fact that he was telling inappropriate things to my wife, his grandma 💀

What would have happened if Karikalan didn't die then? Would he have kicked Nandini out and asked her to go away with anyone she liked? He was so determined to not act like an idiot after leaving Kadambur.

[someoneintheshadow456]

So we’ve established the XC2 pairings (and no Rex and Pyra/Mythra/Nia being nibba nibbi doesn’t count in my eyes. Leave that shit to the adults) are:

Morag/Brigid: Established “married in every way except legally” couple who has their shit together. The “sharmaji ka beta” of relationships. People watch them like a hawk waiting for them to break composure and break out the popcorn when they do.

Zeke/Pandoria: Childhood besties where Pandy likes Zeke but isn’t sure if he sees her as a Woman(TM). Most definitely will be a couple even though they’re both oblivious (but Zeke more so). Pandoria most definitely wants Morag to play wingwoman for her. Morag of course would because she ships them too.

Jin/Malos: The cringefail Hot Mess couple where one of them is 100% in love and committed but his psychological issues get in the way, and the other is just as much in love but doesn’t know it and is still too hung up on his ex and his sad past. Everyone wants them together just so their fuckery doesn’t break containment.

(This is literally just that “regular couple yaoi couple yuri couple” meme isn’t it?)

[scruffypegasus]

Simple ref of EngiGoat

Class Name: EngiGoat

Real Name: Eugen

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Race: Goat

Family: ???

Engigoat was a miner/prospector before he was a hired gun. He lost his right foreleg in a mining accident, during which he experience a vision/awakening that gave him the knowledge to how to make his robo-leg. It was tricky but he managed to do it with help from his local engineers.

Eugen can only speak Goat, he never bothered to learn the common 'Pony-ish', but he does understand it, he just thought their was no point in learning to speak it as he had intended to live his whole like in his Mountain Goat home of Nibba Root.

An even now that he works in Equestria, he refused to learn to speak it and prefers creatures to learn his langue, he doesn't have many friends because of his stubbornness.

Personality: Stubborn

[neonstatic]

i realise... none of my friends have had my back when i experienced racism 😬 they all just froze up and watched me defend myself. the instances that come to mind involve my friend's then-boyfriend, some young slav i'll call iggy. (having a white bf was her first mistake tbh) iggy had the "you can joke abt anything" mindset w/o any of the skills to pull it off. typical. we clicked at first cus i also make my fair share of unsavoury jokes at time, but then he made a lotta shitty racist jokes at me, like pretending to say the n-word knowing that it pissed me off. one of his most memorable jokes was uhhh smth smth "slaver moon"? i don't remember what the subject was but idk what compelled him to make a slave joke out of sailor moon. the lameness of the joke offended me more than the joke itself. like wtf are you talking abt, dude.

and thru it all, my friends never spoke up. not even once. not in a meaningful way anyway. say, if he kept saying nibba at me and i started getting genuinely pissed, then my friend (his gf) would go, "ok, knock it off," but it felt more like she just wanted him to stop annoying me at that point. but not to tell him to knock it off abt the joke. which is what annoyed me in the first place! and when he said his shit jokes in the group chat, it was just me telling him off and crickets from everyone else. and the convo just died off til days later someone had smth new to say. which, cool that they believe i'm strong enough to speak for myself. but like, a little support would be nice. cus here's the reality of it: a dickhead is making a stupid joke at me and you're not laughing, sure, but you're not doing anything. you're just letting it happen. so.

and my girls are sweet! i'm sure it has nothing to do with hatred of black ppl, but a lot to do with them being very non-confrontational (literally every time there was an issue in our bigger friend group, i was the one to speak up on it sighs i don't miss high school) and severely overestimating how strong i am. like i am so tenderhearted y'all, i'm a pushover :/ my fight or flight instinct is actually to fawn or freeze, i do not trust my ass to smoothly get myself out of a bad situation. i've gotten a lot more vulnerable w them in the last few yrs so i think they're starting to get it now.

[chor-bazaar]

I aspire to the nibba nibbi in a library who get thrown out due to 'inappropriate behaviour'

Mein bhi 🥲

But like.... It would be because me and my nibbi got in the spirit of some Philosophical debate and made too much noise✌️

[erdogun]

the worst type of men are the type who threaten suicide all the time. like just do it already nibba lmfao

[hersmilehereyes]

Dear Dhakkan!

Today u are here for a lesson that need common sense to understood 😅

Simply a ques. For ur wake-up call: Don't u think that our 20s are the most imp part of our entire life? A decade of exploration, of growth. A decade of our firsts- first love, first heartbreak, first failure, first crush 🥰 first achievements. A time when we chase our dreams, when we experiment, we learn to navigate the twists of life. The choice we make, the risks we take, the relationship we build-- All lay the foundation for the person we become.

If we dissect this part then we got a 4-5yrs spare of our 20s that roaming in between our 22-27age. In this phase a canvas of 20s painted with vibrant colours, bold strokes and unforgettable experience. Decade that shapes us, mold us nd sets us on the path to our destiny.

So?

So, Recently I turned 30. In my 20s, in that perticular spare of 20s, you were there. You were the one with whom I shared my problems, my insecurities, my dreams, my traumas, everything. You were there with solutions from start to end. The colors u filled in my 20s canvas are brightest.. Aftr a time the canvas gets framed nd stuck on the wall of the heart which cannot be removed by anyone. Only thing we can do is smile just looking at the canvas. And this isn't wasting life. Now if u want me to tear this canvas down nd make a new one, it's impossible bcz we have only one life. U know very well what we were for each other. And I know very well what I did.

For a sec, I accept I'm wasting my only life. But am I the only one who wasting?

Well, how many lives do you have?

Obviously 8-10 minimum, right?

Bcz we are just a person from the past to each other na. Then what are you doing here on Tumblr last 4saal se? And how many lives u wasted in these 4years?

What do you think like. I'm a nibba Chappri who wasting his life, like being devdaas or Kabir singh😂 (han wo bat alag h thode time k liye bann gya tha) no ma'am. I have a family to feed, many ppl to love, the weight of responsibilities I love, the faces of my loved ones flash before my eyes, their smiles, their tears. Im the rock they lean on. I enjoy every little moment bcoz "zindagi me achanak se koi bdi khusi to aa nhi skti(or aai bhi nhi😂) to chhoti chhoti khusiya hi celebrate krlo. 2dost hai last 6-7sal se almost everyday we meet, almost once a month we go to cinema, we dance in the middle of a movie, like once a week we sit at amar javan Jyoti in evening and enjoy icecream while gossip(in short only nonsense) sometimes we goes to pahaadon me nearby in the city like; Nahargarh. Everyday in the morning if I'm free I go to central park--headphones--old playlist--jogging.....

At the end I'm a responsible one and enjoying life in the so called fashion. But ye sb enjoyment feeka sa lagta hai, wo Sher h na "Duniya jise kahte hai, jaadu ka khilona hai, mil gya jo mitti hai, na mila wo sona hai"

But what about what goes to my mind always. What about the responsibility that I can't role. Ok leave the responsibilities. Being selfish what about what I want, what I love to do, what about the favourite person with I love to share my everything. When anything happens to us; sad, happy, crazy anything, and we feel something gud gud in our stomach 😅 until we share it with our spacial ones. U know that feeling? Bs vhi kmi feel hoti h ki kas unko bta pata abhi isi vakt.

The reason behind whatever I posted in recent days is neither to blackmail you emotionally nor to get ur sympathy.

I post bcoz u was, u are, and you will be the only person to whom I am completely comfortable showing my true self, don't know why. I post bcoz I feel like you are here and listening peacefully and responding like 'chalta hai, hota hai, life hai, everything will be fine' like we used to. When Im having downs&downs what else I could share. If u think u r the reason behind all the problems I'm facing, u are wrong. If u think I'm the reason, wrong/maybe. When life slaps us, first we fight, then we accept, then we adjust or compromise. I done whatever I could do. Not everyone who 30+ is a pappu😅

Ever you think that how many people are we able to connect with heartily in our entire life, very few. And if I couldn't get over one of them and you considering this as wasting life than its ok. It's ok if; our breakup sattles in, our friendship has reached its end, the memories we created all lost, never b recaptured, no second chances, no rewrites, no happily ever after..its ok. You r always right 😊

I'm left to navigate this new reality where u r no longer by my side, and the silence is extremely noisy. In this extremely noisy silence I hear ur voice, ur laughter, a gentle whisper that echoes through my soul reminding me that even you r not here, you will never be forgotten. ultimate wish; u should always be happy & healthy. Take care 😊 (sorry if some words hurts)

[strivingforsanity00]

Yk when his mom called him a nigger I was all like :0

But now mine is being a nigger and I rescind my :0 lmao bc what the fuck bro lmao, lmao, idek what to say I'm just over here like lmao bc what??? Whut???? WHAHAUUEUEUUUTTT

Ok

Are u srsly srs rn bc lmao get wrecked

Like I did

LMAO LMAO LMAO nibbas ain't shit at all idk what I was thinking

Lmao omg I wish I was dead are u fr omg omg I cant

[cryptometaphor]

Me: REAL NIBBA HOURS

Sarah: Can I opt out and just walk away from the lever not being bound to cosmic horror decisions? lol

Me: I mean this is great. Like, Thanos everyone who ever lived and ever would live, or make 100 mods and Liz suffer FOREVEEEERRR

Axel: I like how you just assume people you don't like are the 100 lol

Me: Well one of them might be.

Axel: What if Sarah was one of them?

Me: Well than obviously I wouldn't fucking do it duh

Sarah: What if mods and Liz were in the 100 BUT ALSO ME

Axel: OOOOHHHH (stream heated up with emojis)

Me: Hon I'm choosing you. I love you more than I hate them.

Sarah: You're just saying that cause I'm here lol

Me: Am I? My happiness is more important to me than the many reasons happiness seems always out of reach. Sure, everything about them is wrong and they need to suffer. But it may as well be 101 than because no you, means I'm suffering. So no. I'm not pulling that side of the lever.

Sarah: AW BABY...

Axel: Awwwww ONE PROBLEM RETARDS the other lever just means you swiftly murder each other. Like... Eventually I guess.

Me: I suppose than the only moral conundrum is how far away from infinite train track is Sarah vs other people relative to my perception so she could live a long life

Sarah: I don't think I'm living a long fulfilling life waiting to be ran over by a train lol. I'll take being at the front of the line thank you

Axel: THERE IS NO FRONT OF THE LINE IT'S INFINTE

Sarah: WELL THAN THAT'S JUST LIFE NOW, WE ALL WAIT TO DIE

Me: I mean, I like how these thought experiments give perspective to our feelings and thought processes even if it's kinda bullshit the premise.

Sarah: I demand if in this dumb scenario, me and Jim are tied right next to each other so I can hold his hand before I meet my demise.

Axel: Sure. In both scenarios you guys can be tied together. Wait... Than whose pulling the lever?

Sarah: HAH, GOTEM

Me: You smart cookie, outsmarting the anime antagonist

Axel: Nigga you the anime antagonist talking about how you just wanna torture people. Whatever, I'm pressing the bottom one too in case it's you two numbskulls

Sarah: You'd torture us for all eternity because you are annoyed with us? lol

Me: I'll make ya a deal. Me and Sarah are not tied to the bottom track and...

Axel: INFINITE PEOPLE MEANS EVERYONE NOT PULLING THE LEVER

Me: I SAID THE BOTTOM TRACK

Axel: Oh true... Ok maybe I don't pull that lever. You're cool Jim. Sarah however.

Sarah: The fuck did I do? lol

Axel: You're a woman

Me: He's got you there

Sarah: Nibba said he's gonna torture me for all eternity and you're like "well you have a vagina hon..." lol

Me: OHHHHHH he's being hyperbolic. He's too much of a softie to go through with it

Sarah: Still lol I LOVE HOW BOTH OF YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY TRY TO MURDER ME IF I STEP OUT OF LINE makes me feel so appreciated and safe lol

Me: It's what I'm here for lol. Sarah: Ass lol. I love you though.

Me: Ok new plan. If Le'meanie ex can't be on the 100 bottom, could I rig it to where everyone she ever knew or cared about is in front of her and has to watch them die before she goes?

Axel: Jesus Christ Jim calm the fuck down lol

Sarah: I feel like that's asking for waaaay more than just she being on the bottom half anyway

Me: The art of deal

Sarah: You're art of the deal is "give me what I want with a happy face, or give me what I want with an angy' face"

Me: Yeth lol

[instigmia]

Lol wtf. Landlords are giving people places to live without having to commit to buying a house. People dont all want to buy houses. Most want to rent. But no go ahead and act like giving people a place to live is soooo evil. You'd rather people be homeless or stuck in a place they bought and can't afford for years? What a clown.

A) "giving" people places to live implies that "rent" is a synonym for "borrow"

B) how's that privatized fire department workin' out for ya over in Theoreticalville?

C) much like the rest of crapitalism, you can jigger and finagle the words until they sound appealing, then accuse the opposite side of supporting a hypothetical that actually occurs when your thing is put into practice--I mean, really? "There's gonna be homeless?" Nibba, there are homelesses now and crapitalists already complain that they're all over the place. Landlords exist, yet homelessness is not cured. Any more bright ideas, middle-school flunky?