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Now lets get into the real specific to homestuck tournaments
! Best Land/Planet To Live On Tournament !
This is the masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.
Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.
WINNER! Land Of Wind And Shade
Previous Rounds Below The Break!
FINAL ROUND LOWAS VS Earth C
BATTLE FOR BRONZE LOLAR VS Prospit
Round Four: LOWAS VS LOLAR
Prospit VS Earth C
Round Three: LOWAS VS LORAF Earth B VS LOLAR Prospit VS LOFAF LODAG VS Earth C
Round Two:
LOWAS VS LOTAM
Earth A VS LORAF
Earth VS LOQAM
LOCAS VS LOLAR
Prospit VS Midnight City
LOFAF VS Beforus
LODAG VS LOWAA
LOMAX VS Earth C
Round One:
Derse VS LOWAS
LOMAT VS LOTAM
Alternia VS Earth A
LORAF VS LOBAF
Battlefield VS Earth B
LOTAK VS LOQAM
LOSAD VS LOCAS
LOLAR VS LOTAF
Prospit VS LOCAM
Midnight City VS LOPAN
LOFAF VS LOSAZ
Beforus VS LOHAC
LODAG VS LOCAH
EYITFBNM VS LOWAA
LOPAH VS LOMAN
Earth C VS LOLCAT
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Life on Crow Avenue: Part 35
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Remus fiddled with the cup of coffee in his hands. As of now he was sitting at the living room table in Logan’s apartment and didn’t really know what to do now. Logan and he had gone upstairs half an hour ago, maybe a little more.
Before that, they just had sat in the hallway and Remus wasn’t sure what he was supposed to make of all of it. They hadn’t started talking and Logan didn’t seem ready to strike up a conversation quite yet, but still, he felt like he wasn’t being of much help. That didn’t change when Logan asked him to escort him upstairs, made him a cup of coffee and then said he needed to freshen up.
That had been around fifteen minutes ago. Remus couldn’t fault him for taking his time in the bathroom. After today he would want to take a long bath as well.
He was tapping his foot repeatedly on the floor and glimpsed around the living room. It was a rather minimalist environment, but it seemed lived in. Weirdly comfortable despite the lack of the knickknacks Remus appreciated so much in Patton’s place. What also seemed a little bit out of place were the pieces of furniture after Remus took a second glance at them. Everything, except for the dark navy couch and the maroon armchair looked like it was rather old. In very good condition still, but the table he was sitting at, had old sat-in glass imprints on it, as an example. Things that could have come from an antique store or something along those lines.
It was weirdly charming and stirred up his creativity. There was story after story hidden in each creak and this liveliness and mismatched nature came so unexpected from a man like Logan. But then again, what did Remus know about him really? Was it fair that he thought this furniture was unusual for Logan when he hadn’t even known for certain that he was trans? Had one anything to do with the other?
Remus needed to be honest with himself. He needed to take a long breath and stared down his cup of lukewarm coffee. Nothing about this had to do with him. He hadn’t invited Logan’s sister to come here and wreck everything. He hadn’t done anything to cause this. This was not about him. This was about Logan who had been caught off guard and deserved better. Who was not angry or bitter about Remus knowing and also knew that it wasn’t his fault. No need to panic.
Light fell into his view. He turned to see how a shadow fell down the hallway and approached the entrance to the living room. Remus watched closely and forced his shoulders to relax. And then the small figure of Logan peeked around the edge of the doorframe. His tired expression was mellow, and the hint of a grin sat on his lips as he looked at Remus.
Remus’ shoulders were decidedly not relaxed anymore. All restraint in his body was used to keep himself from gaping as he looked at the freshly showered man in front of him in an oversized grey t-shirt, black leggings, and navy blue slippers. The glasses were cleaned and shiny, and the dark brown hair stuck in every direction in small curls.
Remus didn’t remember if his mouth had ever felt so dry before. He scrambled for a tiny smile too and then got up quickly as he saw him getting closer to the table. Before Logan got to ask what he was about to do, Remus pulled out the chair at the top of the table and motioned for him to take a seat.
Perplexed Logan stared at him but sat down. His confusion morphed into amusement, and he chuckled when Remus kept standing like an awkward high schooler who just met their partner’s parents for the first time.
“Who would have thought that you would be so well-mannered?” Logan joked lightly and broke Remus free from his awkwardness.
Easily Remus sat down again and said while lazily gesturing with his right: “I have to keep ya on your toes, right? If I’d always be so crude and deliciously naughty it loses its effect after a while, and no one would want that.”
Logan laughed once more before they fell into silence. Remus kept his eyes trained on the table as everything in Remus shouted to look up and watch Logan some more. He needed to see those tiny curls again. He needed to see him in this oversized shirt which made him look so comedically small and cute. But he couldn’t. Or he shouldn’t. This was the worst possible moment for his mind to fuck with him. It was far more important to support Logan in, well in any way really that didn’t involve him being too close to him so he couldn’t touch him.
“You know,” Logan’s voice cut off Remus’ thoughts and he looked up from the tabletop, “I had planned for a while now to come out. I never expected this to be the way it would happen.”
Remus nodded easily as he watched Logan’s expression close off some more.
“I mean, who would expect that?”
“Well, for an overthinker like me, it seems a bit uncharacteristic to not expect it. But then again, I haven’t seen her in years. She simply hasn’t been on my mind for a long time.”
Remus gave a small huff of agreement and shifted a bit more on his chair. He still had coffee. Slowly he drank some more of it and then stared straight forward. How could a sibling do something like this? Of course, over the years he had met a lot of people who had shitty siblings, who wouldn’t talk or see them anymore, and yet to see someone do something cruel and unfair to their own brother seemed so outlandish to him.
“Which book caught your attention?”
Remus blinked. He looked to Logan who wasn’t looking at him. His eyes were directed to the spot where Remus had stared at before and Remus followed them. Apparently, in his quiet drifting off in thoughts, his stare had landed on the bookshelf and Logan understandably must have assumed that he was looking at the book collection he displayed for all to see.
Not knowing why, more in the spirit of saying something to say something, Remus said: “I didn’t really look at the books. Mind drifted and all. But the shelf is nice. It looks pretty old.”
The chair at the head of the table was moved back. Remus watched Logan stand up and walk to the shelf. He laid his hand on the wood, let his fingers run over the side and smiled for a second before he turned back to Remus.
“It is quite old, in fact,” Logan said emphatically but not overtly so. “It was made in the Victorian era for an upper-middle-class spice trader from London. The man moved it with him when he immigrated to New York, which must have been a logistical nightmare and a thorn in the eyes of everybody boarding the same ship this man was on. He got a house, married and one of his daughters took over the house when her parents both had passed. She lived there for about twenty years before she couldn’t maintain the house anymore as she grew older and decided to sell everything since she had no children or other family members who needed or wanted anything. Over a few sellers, this shelf eventually landed up in an antique store.”
This sounded like Roman going through a monologue he had practised 27 times already but was still eager to repeat another 20 times, which wasn’t something he had expected to hear from Logan talking about a piece of old furniture.
“Hello there, Mr Antiquarian! Where did you hide that secret passion of yours until now?” Remus asked playfully.
Logan’s look softened and he lowered his head for a moment with a gentle grin. With a light air around him, he walked back to the table and explained: “It’s not solely a passion.”
“Oh?” Remus probed eager to get away from the bleak atmosphere from before.
“Well, it was job-related. I was able to get a position in an antique store. The man who employed me was happy enough to have a student, who was able to do some proper research for the pieces he gathered and sold. I got to learn quite a bit about the history and sometimes was roped into helping him restore a few little things. It was a good time. Helped me finance my top surgery and the testosterone.”
Neither man looked at the other for a moment. Logan smiled down at his table as Remus tried and failed to scratch off some loose skin around his thumb. Mildly he cursed under his breath and stuck his thumb in his mouth as it started to bleed. Logan saw it immediately and scolded him with a weak huff and told him that he would get him some disinfectant spray. A few minutes were spent disinfecting Remus’ abused thumb and Logan then went on to make both of them a new warm drink. Remus couldn’t take a second coffee so Logan made them black tea. Remus watched him walk back and forth between the dining table and the kitchen, the previously wet curls now dried down and whipping up and down wildly with Logan’s forceful steps.
Remus hadn’t noticed it before, but Logan had the habit of walking around pretty loudly. But now that there was no other background noise, he could focus on that. It was weird how much louder Logan was in comparison to Roman. Roman was much harder to hear if he wasn’t talking or carrying something around which made him become short of breath. And even so, Remus usually was well aware when Roman was around or not. He had some kind of aura going that made everybody realize that he was there. In a way Logan was very much the same; he simply amplified it by walking around like an elephant.
A steaming cup of tea pulled him back to reality. He took it, murmured thanks and blew the steam away to take a tiny sip. It was scalding hot, but he didn’t mind. It was a good burn. Slowly he put it back down and casually looked up again only for Logan to be watching him intently. Immediately he looked away again and he could almost feel Logan furrowing his brows at his odd behaviour.
“You keep looking away from me and I don’t understand why. Has this revelation led to you figuratively seeing me in a different light? Is there a problem with me being trans?” Logan asked matter-of-factly.
Remus whipped his head around and shook it forcefully. He looked into Logan’s eyes and opened his mouth only to get distracted by a little curl which stuck out wildly. His cheeks began to burn, and he wanted to sink into the floor. To be swallowed by the earth and burn in lava or be crushed by the drifting plate of the continents.
Weakly he gaped for another breath of air but didn’t manage to get anything out. Logan simply tilted his head to the side in curiosity. It made him look about fifty times cuter and Remus wanted to die. Why was he looking at him like this? Why did he not seem upset but curious? Why on earth did he have to have curly hair and look absolutely stunning when they were starting to dry?
“I don’t know what to say,” Remus settled on eventually. “I mean, I-”
“You knew.”
Remus gulped. How was there no anger or judgment in Logan’s voice? How was he keeping a level head despite all of this?
Remus nodded and met Logan’s eyes. Weakly he admitted: “I did. Well, I assumed. Because I did google your therapist, and she works with trans people mostly. So, it made sense.”
“Well assumed.”
“Thanks.”
Remus took another breath and asked: “Why are you not upset with me?”
Laughing. Logan was laughing. It was a delightfully clear sound at first before a few snorts interrupted the bell-like sound and pulled Remus in even deeper.
“I see no reason to be upset with you,” Logan began and lifted his hands to stop Remus before he could disagree. “You were kind and cordial with me even though this whole situation clearly distresses you. You are being an excellent friend and are trying to figure out how to navigate the confirmation of sensitive information. Nothing about that would be upsetting.”
He could just stare at Logan. The smile on his lips turned into a playful smirk and Remus felt the need to kiss him stronger than ever. How would it feel to touch those pretty curls, his hands running over his soft cheeks, Logan’s hands dug deep into his back, leaving marks, showing the world that Remus belonged to him-
The feeling of Remus’ phone vibrating pulled him out of his thoughts. With a gulp, he fished it out of his pocket and read the message Roman had sent him.
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“I do not think that all of us should go,” Janus insisted anew.
This time it wasn’t Roman who turned around to tell Janus otherwise but Rémy. The man rolled his eyes as he pressed a cardboard box into Virgil’s hand and stemmed his hands in his hips.
“Listen closely,” Rémy said, “when the man says that you four are invited to go up, and don’t have something more important going on, you go up. It’s the least you can do after what the poor thing’s been through.”
Janus pouted and looked for Roman to support but his boyfriend unhelpfully lifted his eyebrows as to say ‘See? I was right.’ Before Janus could speak up once more Roman took his hand and pointed to the box Rémy had handed to Virgil.
“And what’s that?”
“Sandwiches. I have some left from the morning, which I would have had to give away in an hour anyway. Thought some nutrition might do y’all some good,” Rémy said easily.
Roman looked touched at the motion and Rémy told him to knock it off, they were supposed to go up to the flat as Logan had requested it and spend some time with the bookstore owner. Roman didn’t protest after that. Instead, he took Janus' hand and squeezed it. It was about time to get going up, Roman decided and bid Rémy a good night. The café owner just bowed his head and turned. They walked up to the edge of the sidewalk, waited and, crossed as no car came. His gait was leisurely and relaxed and yet Roman could see the heaviness of today sitting in his bones as he disappeared in his shop. He himself was still holding Janus' hand and guided the two of them towards Logan and Patton’s apartment complex.
Patton was walking in front, Roman and Janus behind him and Virgil was the tail lights of their little group. They were quiet and tense. Roman tried to keep the memories which were slowly acting up in his mind at bay but felt tidbits slipping through. Every time someone had clocked him against his will, the words his father threw at the last time they ever stood face to face.
They were in front of the door. This wasn’t about him. Patton knocked. This was about Logan. Rustling from inside. He could keep it all in, for Logan, for Patton, for Janus, for Remus and for Virgil. He could keep himself in check.
The door opened and he saw his twin open the door for them. They locked eyes for a second before he caught Patton’s look and quietly went: “Come in. He’s put some drinks up in the kitchen.”
Quickly all of them filed inside, Patton slipping out of his shoes and asking Remus something, that Roman couldn’t quite make out as he looked around the flat. The room layout was the same as Patton’s but it looked much neater. Only a white clothing rack and a black shoe stand next to the door and no knickknacks lying around. It was a good fit for Logan’s personality and-
“Ah, good. You’ve arrived,” Logan said and stepped into the hallway coming from the living room.
Surprised Roman’s eyes were glued on the curls standing up from Logan’s head but couldn’t process it quickly enough before Patton gave a surprised squeal: “You’ve got curly hair!”
Logan just furrowed his brows in response before realisation dawned on him and his cheeks flushed dark red. His hands shot up to his hair and he pushed some of the curls down as if it would stop the rest of them from sticking out wildly between his fingers.
“Yes, that will make us unsee those unruly locks,” Janus dryly stated and gave a nudge to Roman from behind.
Roman stepped further into the living room, Janus getting to his side and grinning as Logan sneered at him and let his hands drop in angry fists.
“Oh, don’t you dare to comment on my hair when I have yet to see you without a hat on!”
“Rude,” Janus murmured and leaned against Roman.
Before either could continue and escalate it into a fight, Patton got between them and looked down at Logan.
“Nothing of that matters right now. I mean it looks amazing-” Roman could see a soft blush on both Patton and Logan’s faces appear - “but that’s not what you wanted to call us up about. Right? Or do you just want some company? Oh, we also brought food! Rémy gave us sandwiches from the store so that will be really helpful I think and-”
Logan took Patton’s wrist. The rambling stopped abruptly with a gulp of Patton.
“I’d like to come out to you on my terms now.”
For a moment Logan paused. His eyes fell on the box in Virgil’s arms.
“And also eat the sandwiches,” he added hastily and waved Virgil in to get closer.
The smallest man turned, still holding Patton’s wrist and led them to his dining room table. Roman’s eyes flickered over the old furniture, antiques in great condition he quickly realized, and then went back to Logan who had Patton sit down at the chair next to the top, hushed at Remus to settle back in his seat and took the box from Virgil. He glimpsed inside, mumbled something to himself and then quickly turned towards the kitchen.
“Settle. I’m right back with napkins,” Logan said and disappeared into the kitchen.
Roman shot Remus a look. His brother returned his gaze with shivering lips. Yes, Remus hadn’t dealt well with this either, Roman realised and sat down in the chair vis-à-vis from him as Janus took the seat to his side. Somewhat uncomfortable Virgil chose to sit down at the head of the table, between Janus and Patton. Unknowing glances between all of them were exchanged. Remus was just about to open his mouth when Logan returned and handed out some blue paper napkins. He also carried a laptop with him, sat it down at the end of the table and opened the sandwich boxes.
“Alright. Please grab a sandwich as I start up my laptop for the presentation.”
Roman had already reached for a sandwich, the nerves were making him hungry, but he stopped mid-movement and blurted out in confusion: “Presentation?”
Meanwhile, Logan had already opened his laptop and was typing in the password. He shot him a quick look and said nonchalantly: “My coming out presentation. I had worked on this for a while but never found an opportunity to presen-”
“And you think now is a good moment to-” Janus started but stopped himself with a sigh before he rubbed his eyes and continued - “Logan, I don’t know why you think that now is the time to do this. To even make a presentation to begin with-”
“Would you have preferred a flip chart?” Logan hissed.
That made Janus shut up. He had known it was a bad idea for him to come here. He had known that he would better have stayed away from Logan and let the others handle this. He could never do anything right by Logan and-
Gentle with a smoky-sounding voice Patton interfered: “Lo, I don’t think that Janus is trying to attack you-” He held up his hand to stop him from interrupting him - “This is about you suddenly deciding out of nowhere that you want to come out to us, after a very, very bad day. It is a surprise, you never opened up about this, not to me, not to anybody and it seems so fast for you to go all out after everything. We are just worried and want to make sure that you feel okay and not obligated to do this.”
Patton paused and looked into the round. They all nodded sheepishly and he added with a bashful smile: “And coming out with a presentation is also a little unexpected but not unwelcome. I’m sure we’d all love to listen but we just wanna be certain you’re truly okay with this. Okay?”
Logan readjusted himself on his chair. He sniffed his nose and scratched his cheek before he met Patton’s gaze.
He cleared his throat and opened his mouth. He closed it again and took a deep breath.
“I see. I- I do not think that I’m okay. Far from it, most likely. But there is very little I can do to make myself feel better, except to distract myself. And well-” he looked at his screen and then back to Patton- “I had been looking for an opportunity to share this with you for a long time now. With all of you, in fact.”
He paused and waited for anybody to say anything. No one did and his look stuck onto Remus. Wide-eyed he stared at him. As if he was something so mysterious, that he never dared to imagine to learn more about him. Alas, that would be an illusion he’d disprove quickly enough.
He turned his laptop around, stood up and grabbed a sandwich. He stood a little to the side so he could glance at the slide he was presenting at the moment(just the trans flag), took a bite, swallowed and decided to begin.
“I was born on the 4th of January 1991 to Aron and Aisha Fojtík. The woman, you were lucky enough to meet today, was my sister Delilah. She is three years my senior.”
He stopped and clicked, and a very stereotypical family portrait appeared. A darker-skinned woman, elegantly dressed, slim, very put together, stood beside a fair-skinned man, heavy-set, sitting straight on a stool. In front of the woman stood a maybe ten-year-old girl in a dress. Next to her, to the side of the man, stood a smaller girl, possibly seven, who was wearing glasses. The woman had one hand on the man’s shoulder and one on the taller girl’s shoulder. The smaller girl had her hand loosely on the man’s knee. None of them were smiling. They all looked serious.
Logan looked at it for a moment and had the next slide come up. It was a picture of the girl with the glasses, a few years later. She was speaking into a microphone at a spelling competition. Her hair was put into two long braids, she wore a white blouse and a blue neckpiece, as well as a light grey skirt.
“My father came from a wealthy background and was a smart businessman. My mother married him mostly because of these very reasons, and he took her because she was willing to stay with him and provide him with a family. All in all, their relationship was boring, listless and transactional. I rarely saw my father and thus was objected to my mother’s upbringing. Once she grasped that I had, metaphorically, a solid head on my shoulders, she had me sign up for all different clubs and courses. I profited from this and soon became class president and won in different literary competitions and I ranked decently in my academic endeavours.”
He paused and looked at the others. None of them moved.
“In 5th grade I asked my mother to enrol me in a local public school. She was sceptical until she saw how well the school was ranked and I was able to improve some of my social skills as I finally was able to mix and mingle with peers from different social backgrounds. I was thirteen when I realized that I most certainly was no girl. I-”
He shot Patton a look and suddenly began to grin. The tattoo artist had listened closely as the others had and frowned at the sudden mischievous glint in his friend’s eyes.
“Yes?” he asked confused leading Logan to chuckle.
Logan’s grin spread wider and he answered: “The next picture is from high school. The group picture from the cookie sale.”
The confusion stayed for another moment but was soon overtaken by a furious blush. Logan began to chuckle as his expression turned more smug by every passing second. And yet it soon turned softer and he reached over the table and laid his hand on Patton’s arm. The man immediately looked up with wide eyes.
“I won’t expose your old style if you tell me not to. Though personally, I find it to be quite charming,” Logan said gently.
With a pout, Patton countered: “You’d rather see me in the old clothes then?”
“Dear heavens, no,” Logan chuckled, “but just meant that it used to suit you quite well back then.”
“Okay, sorry, you’re being adorable together,” Remus interrupted not noticing both of their blushes as he stood up and tapped on the laptop screen, “but what fucking outfit did Patton wear that he’s more embarrassed about it than Lo about his body pre-transition?”
Patton sighed loudly and hid his face behind his hands. Right-out giggling Logan patted Patton’s back and shooed the flusteredness of his friend away.
“Are we denying Remus your spectacular ou-”
“You’re so mean Loooo,” Patton whined and pressed his head against the tabletop, “just get on with it. Otherwise, Remus will stand in front of my door in the middle of the night to question me about it anyway.”
Amused Logan simply pressed the button on his laptop and a group picture appeared. It was six teenagers, two taller students at the sides holding a blue banner with the words “Planning Committee Bake Sale 2007” written on it. They all smiled quite proudly, as a girl in the middle held up a red cash box. The twins and uncle and nephew duo stared at the picture for a long moment. Neither Patton nor Logan was obviously on it at first glance. Only after a few seconds Remus released a surprised gasp and connected the dots between the deep brown eyes behind the glasses of the girl with the cash box and those of Logan. He took the image in slowly; two carefully braided braids falling on his shoulders as he stood straight in a dark blue blouse and a black skirt. None of the clothing had a wrinkle in it, perfect in every way. And yet this seeming perfection didn’t fool Remus, though it made him smile. There was defiance and smugness in those eyes, maybe forced to conform to society’s perfection but eventually breaking free and writing his own rules.
He glimpsed at Logan for a moment. Yes, this man had made his own rules.
Attention back on the picture Remus looked through the students again. He still hadn’t seen Patton and wrinkled his brow in confusion. Had Logan mistaken the picture with another-
“Are you telling me you wore a cardigan in High School?”
The disdain in Janus' words and the following groan from Patton let Remus look at the taller teen holding the banner on the right side. He was the one who had a grey cardigan slung over his shoulders and was wearing a light blue polo shirt and knee-long khakis.
And he had Patton’s face now that Remus looked at him a little closer.
“Oh god,” Virgil and Roman exclaimed at the same time, while Logan started chuckling.
Remus' heart meanwhile did a flip. How odd. He truly thought that Patton would look amazing in anything.
“Good dad outfit,” Remus croaked through his confused feelings and reached over the table to hit Patton playfully in the side.
The tension was broken. Logan laughed and set the presentation aside after that. Instead, he proposed to finish eating and prepared them all another round to drink. No one objected.
They deserved a small breather.
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Most important women by Spanish province
As some of you know, the other day I came across this map of the most important women by province

I've decided I'll do a post about each of them, and this post will serve as a sorts of masterpost, as I'll link all the individual posts here. I'll go by provincial alphabetical order just for simplicity. Here's the list, I'll be adding the links as I make them:
María de Maeztu
Oliva Sabuco
María Blasco
Carmen de Burgos
Margarita Salas
Isabel Clara Eugenia
Catalina de Bustamante
María Antonia Salvà
Montserrat Caballé
Teresa de Cartagena
Inés de Suárez
Lola Flores
Concha Espina
Matilde Salvador
Juana María Galán
Concha Lagos
Luisa Sigea
Aurora Bertrana
Mariana Pineda
Luisa de Medrano
Edurne Pasaban
Eulalia Ruiz de Clavijo
Petronila I de Aragón
Josefa Segovia
Rosalía de Castro
María Teresa León
Josefina de la Torre
Urraca I
María Montserrat
Maruja Mallo
Clara Campoamor
María Zambrano
Carmen Conde
Dorotea Barnés
Filomena Dato
Manuela Villalpando
Isabel Barreto
Carmen Martín Gaite
Mercedes Machado
Isabel Clara Eugenia
Luisa Roldán
Sor María de Ágreda
Elena Maseras
Elvira de Hidalgo
Juana 'la Loca'
Conchita Piquer
Ana de Austria
'La Pasionaria'
Delhy Tejero
Soledad Puértolas
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Holis uwu cómo estás? Adoro tus tradus de black wolves saga! Eres de las pocas personitas que lo traduce uwu y siento que BWS debería ser más conocido (? Vi también que eres fan de EROSION al fin alguien en español que los conoce 🥺
Ay, me alegro de que te gusten♡♡ Yo sinceramente supongo que BWS es menos conocido por ser un otome que no tuvo animes, a parte de ser un juego de Rejet y los suyos son un poquito menos conocidos que los de compañías como Otomate y Brocoli. Aparte de que tampoco tiene traducción oficial al inglés. Si alguna vez te pierdes con las tradus de BWS el masterpost siempre estará pegado al inicio de este blog ;D
Yo de EROSION soy la fan loca que cuando Rejet soltó un trailer que decía soltar un nuevo proyecto con Daisuke Iwasaki a la escritura se miró al espejo y dijo "cuando salga el primer capítulo del manga lo traducimos" y eso hice uwu♡. Iwasaki es el ceo de Rejet y Black Wolves Saga está basado en una obra suya, así que sí, si me decían que él escribía iba interesarme a mil uwu. La verdad al principio no sabía cómo iba a ir la cosa con Erosión y Carneliam Blood y no fue hasta que me pasaron los CD dramas que me interesé en la banda y ahora la adoro. Juro que si no fuera por la Uni les traería más tradus y más seguido 💙
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Simon Cowell / La industria
esta es una traducción del post de @queensgaybeach1d, todos los créditos para ella:). nota de la traductora; cuando vean la palabra “etiqueta” es porque es la traducción literal de “label” pero en este contexto se refiere a la discografía :)
Hola, mucha gente conoce la lucha cuando los antis preguntan sobre el armario. Les damos pruebas, pero nunca son suficientes. Este masterpost está hecho para mostrar a la gente que el closeting existe y que las relaciones pr existen también. También verás entrevistas del propio Simon Cowell y otras cosas que han ocurrido en la industria musical desde hace años. ¡Que paséis un buen rato instructivo! (Este post no es sólo para el fandom de One Direction, se habla de varios artistas y causas que podrían incluir a tu ídolo también.)
1. ¿Cómo disipar los rumores de homosexualidad?
"La forma más eficaz sería crear una relación de relaciones públicas a largo plazo".
Este es el antiguo publicista de Simon, Max, que falleció en prisión en 2017. Este documental fue publicado en 2002. Simon es el creador de The X Factor. Él creó One Direction y Fifth Harmony. Todos tenían (y tienen) que seguir las reglas de estos chicos y sus equipos. Max trabajó para Simon y sus artistas hasta al menos 2012. (Murió en la cárcel 2017.) ¿Adivina cuándo empezó todo el asunto de las novias falsas? Finales de 2011/principios de 2012. Básicamente admite hacer lo que las Larries han estado diciendo todo el tiempo.
2. La ocultación de la industria musical.
"La máquina de la ocultación es insana e inhumana. Va a seguir funcionando hasta que alguien que tenga algo que perder se levante y diga 'soy gay', alguien grande". Por favor, vea el vídeo completo.
https://youtu.be/odWTVdhzYRY
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3. ¿Cómo funciona una etiqueta? Abusiva.
"NUNCA he oído hablar de una discográfica que no se chulee de un artista".
"Nosotros, la discográfica, no tenemos ganas de seguir impulsando tus discos, o creemos que no vas a vender, no te vamos a dejar ir. Te pondremos en la estantería y no te dejaremos trabajar, pero tampoco te dejaremos ir".
Vea el vídeo completo.
https://youtu.be/6fa8lJKTy0I
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4a. No poder escapar de un contrato (Rebecca Ferguson).
Rebecca Ferguson fue concursante al mismo tiempo que One Direction. Ella firmó un contrato con Syco Music y Epic Records. 1D tiene el mismo sello. Después de un tiempo firmó con Colombia Records. ¿Adivina con quién firmó/está firmando 1D? Sí.
https://t.co/0JGpix1i0L?amp=1
*imagen*
Me obligaron a firmar acuerdos de no divulgación
Comenzó cuando me obligaron a firmar un contrato que no quería; cuestioné el contrato sólo para que me dijeran "si no lo firmas no tendrás carrera y serás destituido".
O bien, me hicieron parecer como una loca dentro de la prensa y los medios de comunicación, que a menudo trabajan a favor del opresor; a menudo, los opresores tienen fuertes conexiones con la prensa y los medios de comunicación, por lo que son capaces de crear cualquier narrativa que deseen sobre quien quieran.
y sacar cualquier historia que les guste que se contraponga con la verdad o que haga quedar mal al acusador.
Y así el abuso sistemático continúa, y los opresores siguen protegidos y en el poder, sabiendo que tienen el control total, y sintiendo que están por encima de la Ley y del sistema de justicia penal.
4 b. 1 La historia de Jojo.
"Muchos abogados diferentes me dijeron que nunca podría salir de este contrato. Que debía buscar otra carrera". JoJo pasó casi una década luchando contra su discográfica y ganó. Ya no podía publicar música porque no era "legalmente dueña de su propia voz".
https://youtu.be/9tSSPMm19L0
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4 b. 2 También hizo un hiatus. (descanso)
Sí, un descanso de 10 años. ¿Te suena esto? 1D? ¿No? Sí. Jojo necesitaba recuperar el derecho a su propia voz. Hizo un descanso de 10 años, y después de que su abogado encontrara un vacío legal, pudo dejar su discográfica y firmar con una nueva. Ella no podía cantar ninguna canción, porque su sello la tenía bajo su control.
https://youtu.be/g8R-b7jqjR8
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5. Cambio de imagen.
Este chico habla de cómo la etiqueta puede adaptarse, cambiar y alterar tu imagen. Tú no tienes nada que decir al respecto. No puedes decidir quién quieres ser como persona. Eso lo hace la etiqueta. ¿Te resulta familiar? *cough* *cough* Louis, Zayn, Niall, Liam y Harry.
https://youtu.be/xM2OOv5rN_A
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6a. Relaciones Pr.
Como has leído, la etiqueta encierra a la persona gay y le da una novia falsa con la que desfilar. Esto no sólo le ocurre a los homosexuales o a las personas que están casadas/que salen con alguien del mismo género. También ocurre para ganar publicidad. Aquí hay algunos vídeos de famosos que hablan de ello.
Esto es de una persona que trabajó en la industria durante varios años. Su nombre es @aismadeintheam de twitter.
Así es como se promueve una relación de relaciones públicas... esto lo escriben los grandes guardianes del secreto de Hollywood. Algunos eran editores de In Touch y otros estaban especializados en la gestión de crisis.
B. Austin Mahone sobre las relaciones de relaciones públicas: "Creo que todo el mundo lo hace desde hace años".
C. Chely Wright y su imagen heterosexual.
Es la misma mujer rubia del segundo vídeo. El tipo dice: "Ella se esforzó bastante en pintar la imagen de que estaba loca por los hombres". A las 29:57.
nota de la traductora: el video ha sido borrado de youtube, así que no lo pude poner, lo siento.
7. Ser privado.
Algunos de ustedes tienden a pensar que es imposible ocultar todo a los medios de comunicación. Eso no es cierto, amor. Aquí tienes a Gigi Hadid hablando de ello. La gente puede ocultar relaciones enteras, Larry, por ejemplo. Ahora debes pensar "si ella puede ocultar tanto, ¿por qué salió el video racista de Gigis?" Eso tiene que ver con su popularidad por las vistas. La mala publicidad sigue siendo publicidad.
"Si tratamos de ocultarlo, simplemente lo ocultamos. Hay tantas formas de hacer mierda sin que nadie se entere". Gigi le dijo al mundo que es posible ocultar una relación de los fans / paparazzi. en el minuto: 4:50
https://youtu.be/-RQ6cFctD_I
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8. Homofobia
Esta parte va a ser sobre la homofobia y las personas que confirmaron que la etiqueta abusó de ellos. Sé que he hablado de ello en las partes anteriores, pero estas también son importantes, mis amores.
A. Lance Bass
"En el fondo es lo que miran las discográficas. Sólo quieren ganar dinero. Y si este artista no va a atraer a tantos fans por ser gay, no le van a apoyar tanto. Y eso lo veo con mucha gente". Lance Bass.
https://youtu.be/pNbEU4Emaas
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"Fue muy tortuoso porque no quería que la gente descubriera quién era realmente. Pensaba, sobre todo en los 90’s, que si alguien se enteraba de que era gay, mi vida se acabaría. La gente me odiaría, N'Sync se acabaría. Era mucha presión. Te sientes muy solo".
https://href.li/?https://youtu.be/KNRlLQR3Pj4
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B. Jonathan Knight
"Si dejas que el mundo sepa que eres gay vas a arruinar tu carrera, la de tus mánagers, tu discográfica va a perder dinero con las ventas de discos. Había tantas cosas sobre mis hombros de niño". Jonathan Knigh.
https://youtu.be/iSMdrvX8TE4
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C. Markus Feehily
Mark Feehily revela que acudió a terapia para afrontar el miedo a salir del armario. "Supongo que me entró la paranoia de que la prensa iba a estar detrás de él, estaba muy asustado así que pensé que lo único que podía hacer era meterme en el armario, cerrar la puerta y tragarme la llave".
D. Ellen Page
"Me sentía sin inspiración y triste. Sentía que eso afectaba absolutamente a mi trabajo. Cómo vas a sentirte motivada creativamente cuando sientes que estás viviendo de una manera que no es la verdadera. Una parte de mí también se sentía culpable".
https://href.li/?https://youtu.be/xG6HBdTtS4s
9. Pr Extreme; Fake Wedding (Boda falsa)
Un matrimonio de lavanda es un matrimonio mixto hombre-mujer, realizado como matrimonio de conveniencia para ocultar la orientación sexual socialmente estigmatizada de uno o ambos miembros de la pareja. El término data de principios del siglo XX y se utiliza casi exclusivamente para caracterizar ciertos matrimonios de celebridades públicas en la primera mitad del siglo XX, principalmente antes de la Segunda Guerra Mundial, cuando las actitudes públicas hacían imposible que una persona que reconociera su homosexualidad siguiera una carrera pública, especialmente en la industria cinematográfica de Hollywood.
Durante los primeros tiempos de Hollywood, un actor o actriz gay tenía que mantener ocultas sus preferencias sexuales por miedo a arruinar su carrera. Para dar la apariencia de ser heterosexuales -y a menudo por insistencia de sus agentes o estudios- los artistas homosexuales se casaban a veces con una persona del sexo opuesto en lo que se conocía como "matrimonio de lavanda".
https://href.li/?https://historydaily.org/famous-hollywood-lavender-marriages
Las estrellas homosexuales han enmascarado su sexualidad bajo la cobertura de relaciones heterosexuales desde los primeros días del cine. Los "matrimonios de lavandera", como se les llamaba, empezaron como respuesta a que los grandes estudios incluyeran "cláusulas morales" en los contratos de sus estrellas. Las estrellas homosexuales elegían esposas, a menudo actrices y celebridades ellas mismas, con el fin de ocultar su sexualidad y mantener la lujuria de los fans en la pantalla.
https://href.li/?https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mgm873/why-famous-women-marry-gay-men-david-gest-liza-minelli
Estos matrimonios eran concertados por los estudios de Hollywood entre uno o varios gays, lesbianas o bisexuales para ocultar su orientación sexual al público. Se remontan a principios del siglo XX y continuaron después del movimiento de liberación gay de la década de 1960.
b. Fingir un hijo
Fingir un hijo es imposible según algunas personas. Bueno....it no lo es, amor. Por favor, lee esto con atención.
Celebs who FAKE pregnancies: Hollywood fertility doctor lifts the lid
https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2F3am%2Fcelebrity-news%2Fcelebrities-who-fake-pregnancies-hollywood-6781083&t=NjdjYTA4ZDg2NTk5OTU2OTNhOGIxNzVjMGRiMTQyY2I4YTdjNDFmYSw2MjQ0MTVjZGNjNzVjODBkNDZlNzRkYWY5OThmMmU2ODAyMWQwZjc2
Jodie, sorprendida, se mostró incrédula mientras preguntaba: "¿Así que algunos han utilizado un vientre de alquiler y luego se han metido una almohada en el jersey?"
El Dr. Sahakian lo confirmó al decir: "Estamos hablando de mujeres conocidas.
"Sería un tabú para ellas admitir que han utilizado un vientre de alquiler social. He tenido un par de pacientes que fingieron estar embarazadas, sí".
Esto va más allá, porque Sean Combes no era el padre de su supuesto bebé. La mujer lo acusó de ser el padre. Después de ver todas estas cosas, incluyendo a Gigi Hadid diciendo que los famosos pueden hacer lo que quieran, ¿cómo es posible que Sean Combes no pudiera hacer esto en privado? ¿Cómo? Esto vuelve a ser una táctica para que la gente lea un artículo. Todo esto es falso.
Me gustaría añadir la situación de Louis Tomlinsons aquí, pero no sería correcto. Briana Jungwirth nunca estuvo embarazada y la pillamos robando fotos de embarazadas. También publicó fotos de 7/8 meses de embarazo en las que aparecía con un vientre plano. Además, todos sabemos que la verdad va a salir a la luz. Será otro episodio de búsqueda de atención como el de Sean Combes.
10. Los contratos son duros.
De las partes anteriores se desprende que a las personas no se les permite ser quienes son. A veces tienen miedo de salir del armario y a veces quieren salir pero no pueden. Este es un mensaje muy valiente de Lauren.
"Lean sus contratos. Por todos los contratos que he firmado, no puedo decir ni una palabra".
Aquí hay un enlace de Lauren diciendo cosas sobre su discográfica y haciendo sombra a la misma.
link: https://href.li/?https://youtu.be/h7GUZbNmV2s
Lauren era un miembro de 5H. 1D firmó con la misma discográfica. Lo que significa que tampoco pueden hablar de esas cosas. Si Louis, Liam, Harry, Zayn y Niall no pueden decir que son gay, etc. abiertamente no es porque no quieran salir del armario. Ellos no pueden decirlo. Si lo hicieran ya sabes lo que haría la discográfica. Los callarán para siempre, amores. Hay que tener un corazón de león muy valiente para recoger o llevar el signo de la comunidad LGBTQ+ y mostrar quién eres. Louis, Harry y el resto de los chicos lo han hecho, mientras que ellos están pasando por un infierno. Nunca pienses que quieren esto, no es así.
nota de la traductora: aquí menciona a Zayn, Liam y Niall como gays(? bueno, esto es independiente de ellos (de mi parte) crean lo que ustedes quieran. esto solo es una traducción de LA INDUSTRIA Y SIMÓN ;)
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Esto es todo, querida. Este post tiene todas las pruebas que necesitas para entender lo que está pasando. Espero que hayas aprendido mucho de esto, si algo está mal por favor sólo dime. Les ayudaré. Si alguno de ustedes tiene más preguntas, las responderé con mucho gusto, queridos.
Aquí hay algunas cosas que espero que hayan aprendido:
1. Los armarios siguen existiendo.
2. La etiqueta cambia la imagen de una persona.
3. Escapar de un contrato es muy difícil.
4. Estás atrapado si la discográfica no te quiere. Son tus dueños y tienes que esperar años para recuperar tu voz. (Por eso 1D está en pausa).
5. Tienes que hacer todo lo que diga la discográfica.
6. La industria es MUY homofóbica.
7. La privacidad existe en Hollywood. Todo lo que se ve es de carácter público.
8. Fingir embarazos y bodas es algo normal.
9. Cuando eres gay o estás en una tienda de relaciones gay, tu etiqueta te sitúa en una relación a largo plazo.
10. Las barbas existen.
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Este es un post muy triste. Si eres miembro de la comunidad LGBTQ+, recuerda siempre que NUNCA debes tener miedo de coger la mano de la persona de la que estás enamorado. Se les quiere, y quizás no lo sepan, pero los apoyamos. Siempre. Lo gay está bien y toda la comunidad LGBTQ+ también. Ustedes son el color en este mundo oscuro y vacío. No lo olvidéis nunca, amores.
Créditos a los propietarios de los vídeos y también a @totallylost4you en twitter.
#contratos#contracts#simon cowell#10 years contract#one direction#onedirection#sony#fuck syco#louis leaving syco#syco#pr stunt#louis tomilson#louistomlinson#harry styles#harrystyles#pr strategy#music industry#estrategia#stunts#stunt#barbas#barba#informative#información#masterpost#español#spanish#traducciones#Youtube
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Babygate
[Este post contiene links que llevan a otros posts hechos por diferentes blogs, pueden acceder a estos tocando en las “(x)” créditos a los propietarios.]
Hay personas que siguen sin entender que algunxs larries no creemos en Babygate porque se dieron una serie de eventos que nos permitieron ver que algo estaba pasando ahí, que nos estaban queriendo decir algo y nosotros debíamos juntar las piezas y comprender el mensaje entero.
No es algo que nosotrxs inventamos porque (cito el famoso argumento) “no comprendemos que las relaciones pueden tener quiebres o separaciones.”
Porque si lo pensamos fríamente: ¿Volverían con la persona con la cual llevaban una relación de 5 años y por un motivo decidieron “separarse” y esta, en vez de tratar de solucionar los problemas salió de fiesta, se fue con una mujer X y la embarazó?
Esto no es una novela de Wattpad donde Harry vuelve corriendo hacia Louis y lo perdona porque lo ama, es la vida real y hay dos seres humanos con sentimientos de por medio involucrados. Además de que si te tomas el tiempo de buscar momentos de 2015 en los que Harry y Louis estaban juntos se los notaba bien, no sacaban los ojos de encima del otro y hasta reían juntos en las entrevistas. Si ellos hubiesen estado separados en ese entonces se habría notado.
Acá dejo algunos momentos que nos dejo el 2015 para que vean a lo que me refiero:


Volviendo al Babygate:
RBB&SBB nos advirtieron. Louis nos advirtió.
El test de embarazo, los libros sobre embarazos no deseados, la captura de pantalla de un celular que tenia aplicaciones como “Freddie Day” (por el nombre del nene, que luego fue anunciado por Louis via Twitter) o “Sky News” (Sacaron un articulo sobre la paternidad de Louis al poco tiempo) y muchas advertencias mas.
Post sobre RBB&SBB: (x)
Hablemos un poco sobre el embarazo de Briana...
Tenemos dos puntos claves que la dejaron en evidencia:
Una panza que cambiaba de lugar, aparecía y desaparecía.
¿Cómo es posible que una panza de embarazada de 8 meses desaparezca como si nada y luego vuelva a aparecer?
Una prima loca mandando fotos de otras embarazadas a cuentas de Twitter para que las publicaran diciendo que eran de Briana.
¿Por qué no utilizaban fotos de Briana?
Exacto, porque ella no estaba embarazada.
Por otro lado tenemos a Louis:
El mismo que tiro un muñeco de bebé del escenario y repitió, no una ni dos, sino que TRES VECES que era un bebé falso, algo bastante raro siendo que todas las personas presentes sabían que era un muñeco el que estaba arrojando.
Tenemos entrevistas en las cuales le preguntaban por su hijo y su expresión se volvía seria y daba las respuestas mas cortas posibles.
¡Hablamos de Louis! una persona que ama a los nenes y siempre se mostraba feliz estando con ellos.
Y para finalizar, obtuvimos otras cosas como:
(Lo que voy a nombrar es lo que a mi, personalmente, me hizo muchísimo ruido)
La reacción de la gente: todos bromearon sobre el embarazo y hasta hacían chistes como que “Harry seria una grandiosa mamá”.
Nadie se tomo en serio toda la situación, porque nadie creía que esto fuera real.
Dominios comprados por la familia de Briana algunos días después del anuncio del embarazo: Algunos de estos fueron: brianatomlinson.com, onedirectionbaby.com, tomlinsonbaby.com, brianajungwirthbaby.com y así muchísimos mas, llegando al numero de 175 dominios.
Acá hay una explicación completa del tema de los dominios: (x)
Briana volando a Reino Unido: Literalmente voló al otro lado del mundo para desfilar entre la gente en 6 conciertos de One Direction cuando tranquilamente podía haber asistido a uno de los 22 conciertos que dio la banda en Norteamérica.
¿Cuál fue el propósito de esto? Dar de que hablar.
La chica Americana que Louis (chico inglés) embarazo, volando a su país con su bebé. Conveniente.
Belfast: (20/10/2015, único concierto de One Direction cancelado) Creemos que no quisieron subirse al escenario en forma de protesta debido a que el Babygate iba a continuar, y esto quisieron taparlo diciendo que Liam tenia diarrea.
¿EN SERIO? ¿Después de que los vimos en las peores condiciones sobre el escenario cancelaron un show por el cual había 11.000 fans esperando por una diarrea?
Se deberían haber esforzado un poco mas y darnos una historia aunque sea, un poquito mas creíble.
Después de esto pasaron otras cosas importantes; salió el videoclip de Perfect, Louis filtro Home y RBB&SBB iniciaron una cuenta regresiva en 5.
Acá les dejo unos posts que explican todo lo de Belfast: (x) y (x)
Y si traemos Belfast a la actualidad: Tuvo que haber pasado algo suficientemente importante como para que Harry lo ponga en el mapa del video de Adore You.
DESPUES DEL “NACIMIENTO”:
Photoshop: Necesitan que el nene se parezca a Louis lo suficiente como para que las personas sigan creyendo que es su hijo y recurrieron a nada mas y nada menos que el Photoshop.
Déjenme decirles que son PESIMAS haciéndolo.
Cualquier Manip hecho por fans esta mejor que toda esa edición que hacen sobre la cara del nene, literalmente le pegan fotos de Louis encima y buscan suavizar un poco, a veces se les va la mano y hasta le sacaron partes del cuerpo.
Post sobre el Photoshop: (x)
Kiwi: Esta canción encaja perfectamente con toda la situación del Babygate y es demasiado loud. Explicación de Kiwi: (x)
Devlin: Sabemos que nada de lo que Louis hace es casualidad, y en 2017 felicito via Twitter a Devlin por su nuevo álbum, el cual contenía una canción con unos lyrics bastante llamativos, acá esta la explicación: (x)
Billie Jean: Una vez mas, Louis lo hizo. En el video de Back To You utilizo una remera con una foto de Michael Jackson, la cual pertenecía al video de Billie Jean, otra canción con lyrics demasiado interesantes, explicación: (x)
Louis tiro shade al Babygate en todas las oportunidades que tuvo, pero hay gente que todavía se niega a verlo.
Esto es algo super resumido que hice donde nombre las cosas que para mi son demasiado llamativas. Como aclare al inicio, van a encontrar los links de los posts donde están las explicaciones completas.
Pueden tocar acá: (x) para encontrar una recopilación de todos los masterposts del Babygate, me ayude mucho de esto para escribir esto.
Es importante informarse sobre el tema para poder mantener una postura y es algo que muchas personas no hacen debido a que prefieren tragarse la historia que nos quisieron vender porque piensan que las personas que no creemos en Babygate estamos mal, cuando solamente vemos el trasfondo de todo y captamos las señales que nos dieron.
Si estas buscando informarte sobre esto no dejes que te influencien personas diciéndote que esta mal o algo por el estilo, primero lee toda la información que te brindan los diferentes blogs y después decidí si seguir creyendo o no. De esa manera por lo menos leíste argumentos de personas que no creen y pudiste comprender porque no lo hacemos.
Solo quería aportar un poco y dar mis razones por las cuales no creo en este gate. Espero que los links les sirvan y puedan aclarar sus dudas :)
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Nostalgia Month Challenge 2020 masterpost
Nostalgia Month 2020 is over, and so is our Nostalgia Month Challenge. Here are the tracks we covered:
Day 1: Queen - Somebody to Love (1976).
Day 2: Evanescence - Bring Me To Life (2003).
Day 3: Aqua - Barbie Girl (1997).
Day 4: Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell - Ain’t No Mountain High Enough (1967).
Day 5: Rihanna - Don’t Stop the Music (2008).
Day 6: Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You (1992).
Day 7: Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock (1957).
Day 8: Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive (1978).
Day 9: Katrina & the Waves - Walking On Sunshine (1983).
Day 10: Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On, from the OST of Titanic (1997).
Day 11: Ricky Martin - Livin’ La Vida Loca (1999).
Day 12: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (1982).
Day 13: James Blunt - You’re Beautiful (2004).
Day 14: Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman (1997).
Day 15: The Police - Every Breath You Take (1983).
Day 16: Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (2004).
Day 17: Simon and Garfunkel - The Sounds of Silence (1964).
Day 18: Pink Floyd - Another Brick In the Wall (1979).
Day 19: Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For a Hero (1984).
Day 20: Smash Mouth - All Star (1999).
Day 21: Britney Spears - Oops! I Did It Again (2004).
Day 22: The Supremes - Can’t Hurry Love (1966).
Day 23: ABBA - Dancing Queen (1976).
Day 24: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (1987).
Day 25: Phil Collins - You’ll Be In My Heart (1999).
Day 26: Shakira - Suerte/Whenever, Wherever (2001).
Day 27: B.B.King - Stand By Me (1961).
Day 28: Bee Gees - Stayin’ Alive (1977).
Day 29: A-ha - Take On Me (1984).
Day 30: Natalie Imbruglia - Torn (1997).
Day 31: Coldplay - Viva la Vida (2008).
Bonus Track 1: our first gifset ever: Sting - Englishman In New York (1988)
Bonus Track 2: September is here! Earth, Wind & Fire - September (1978).
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NIC VENÍ A EXPLICAR SHE, me estás volviendo loca
Estamos armando un masterpost 🖤
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BLACKPINK covers masterpost
All of BLACKPINK’s covers in alphabetical order, categorized into group and individual performances. Also included different versions wherever possible. Some of the following are snippets of songs, some are full versions. This list will be constantly updated, so feel free to send more songs/performances. Also let us know if there’s any broken links! Credit to the original format goes to this post by @arianagrandre!
GROUP
16 Shots - Stefflon Don (DANCE COVER)
Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna (DANCE COVER)
Jingle Bell Rock - Mean Girls Style (DANCE COVER)
Last Christmas - Wham
Loser - BIGBANG
Medley of snippets of Disney songs (I See the Light - Tangled, How Far I’ll Go - Moana, Let it Go - Frozen, Do You Want to Build a Snowman - Frozen, When Will My Life Begin - Tangled, Mother Knows Best - Tangled, Part of Your World - The Little Mermaid)
Partition - Beyoncé (DANCE COVER)
So Hot - Wonder Girls (concert version)
Sure Thing - Miguel (concert version)
JISOO
Clarity - Zedd ft. Foxes (Korean rewrite by Jisoo)
Missing You - 2NE1
Sakurairo Mau Koro - Mika Nakashima
Side to Side - Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj (DANCE COVER)
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars (with Jinyoung) (DANCE COVER)
Yuki No Hana - Mika Nakashima
JENNIE
Can't Feel My Face - The Weeknd
Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You - Frankie Valli
Lotus Flower Bomb - Wale ft. Miguel (predebut)
New Rules - Dua Lipa
Strange Clouds - B.o.B ft. Lil Wayne (predebut)
ROSÉ
Can't Help Falling in Love - Elvis Presley
Eyes, Nose, Lips - TAEYANG
Eyes Closed - Halsey
Irreplaceable - Beyoncé
If It Is You - Jung Seung Hwan
Livin’ la Vida Loca - Ricky Martin (with Im Byung Soo)
Love Yourself - Justin Bieber (with Jisoo)
Medley of Let It Be - The Beatles, You and I - Park Bom & Only Look at Me - TAEYANG
Medley of Shape of You - Ed Sheeran, Dive - Ed Sheeran & Versace on the Floor - Bruno Mars (with Lisa)
Medley of Whistle - BLACKPINK, TT - TWICE & Monster - EXO (with Jihyo, Chanyeol and 10cm)
Not for Long - B.o.B
Officially Missing You - Tamia (with Yonghwa)
Paper Hearts - Tori Kelly (with Lisa)
Price Tag - Jessie J (with Lisa)
Really Really - WINNER
River Flows in You - Yiruma
Stay - BLACKPINK (with Jisoo)
LISA
24K Magic - Bruno Mars (DANCE COVER)
I Like It - Cardi B ft. Bad Bunny & J Balvin (DANCE COVER) (concert version: a medley with Attention - Charlie Puth and Faded - Tink)
Into You - Ariana Grande (again with Rosé)
Just Like You - Tritonal & APEK ft. Meron Ryan (DANCE COVER)
Never Be the Same - Camila Cabello
Taki Taki - DJ Snake ft. Selena Gomez, Ozuna, Cardi B (DANCE COVER)
Wake Up Alone - The Chainsmokers (with Rosé)
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Transformative (1/1) - schitt’s creek ff
A Stevie Budd character study: she navigates being David's Best Person at the wedding reception. This fic explores an idea I've been playing with that Stevie is aro. Although this is set at David and Patrick's wedding, they exist mostly in the background of this story.
This is dedicated to my fandom BFF, @j-philly-b. After eleven years of dragging each other from one fandom to another, I literally don't know what I would do without you in my life.
Thanks to @startswithhope aka @language-of-love for giving this a quick beta read.
Rated Teen, 3260 words. (ao3) / (schitt’s fic masterpost)
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Stevie is making a concerted effort not to drink too much at the wedding reception, and not only because she tends to try to make out with people when she gets boozy. There is also the very real worry that the tears she managed to keep from spilling over during the ceremony, while David and Patrick said their vows, will overflow if she gets drunk.
And no, before anyone asks, it’s not because she’s still hung up on David, God. She got over that not too long after she told him she had, her face-saving lie becoming retroactively true. It’s just emotional, seeing her closest friends making each other so happy. Especially when she thinks back to what David was like when he first got to Schitt’s Creek, to see him so euphoric now is… it’s a lot. It makes her emotional, and Stevie is not a fan of being emotional in front of people. She’s not a fan of doing much of anything in front of people, but between the musical last year and being David’s best person today, she’s been forced to get used to it.
Which reminds her, she has to give a fucking toast in a little while.
Well, maybe one more drink won’t hurt. For courage.
She makes her way over to the bar and orders herself a glass of white wine (as long as she stays away from the hard stuff, she’ll be fine). When she thanks the bartender and steps away, she almost collides with a guy in a charcoal suit holding a bottle of beer.
“Oh! Sorry,” Stevie says.
“No worries. It’s Stevie, right?” the guy says, reaching out with his free hand to shake hers.
“Yeah.” She’s probably supposed to ask his name, but she drops his hand and waits for him to volunteer it if he wants to.
“I’m Tim. One of Patrick’s cousins.”
Stevie eyes him. She met several cousins at the rehearsal dinner, but she can’t remember if this was one of them. “He has a lot of cousins.”
Tim laughs. “Yeah. I’m not even sure how many of us there are.”
There’s a lull that Stevie doesn’t know how to fill. “Okay, well--” She starts to step away, back toward her seat at the head table.
“So you’re David’s closest friend, I take it? Since you were his best…”
“‘Best Person’ is what we went with.”
“Not that you’re full of yourself or anything,” he says with a grin.
Stevie doesn’t feel like doing this. She doesn’t feel like bantering with a guy (even a reasonably good-looking one like Tim) at a wedding. She doesn’t feel like at some point making the decision between going to bed with this guy and not. She doesn’t feel like doing the walk of shame from his hotel room (she assumes hotel; she’s pretty sure he’s not one of the wedding guests staying at her motel) and figuring out how to get back home without bumming a ride from her one night stand. She’s so… tired of all of it.
“It’s just, when I heard Patrick was engaged to this guy, I googled him, and…” He shrugs. “I mean it’s not that I don’t trust Patrick’s judgment, but…” He seems to be leaving a blank for her to fill in. What, does he expect her to agree with him? Yeah, dude-I-just-met, my best friend is a shallow slut who’s going to break your cousin’s heart, you got it out of me!
Stevie blinks at him and pastes on a fake smile. “But what?”
“No, I mean, nothing,” he flounders.
Another similar-looking guy comes up and claps Tim on the back. “Whatever he’s saying, ignore him; he’s an asshole.”
“Yeah, that was starting to become clear.” She does recognize this one from the rehearsal dinner. Another cousin from Patrick’s never-ending supply of cousins, one who actually had some kind of ushering responsibility, if she remembers correctly.
“Tim, I think I saw some kids loitering around your car,” the new cousin says. “You might want to go check.”
Tim gets a panicked look on his face and bolts away.
“Thanks,” Stevie says. “Sorry, I know we met last night but I can’t remember your name.”
“It’s Dennis. And don’t worry about it, no one deserves to have to make conversation with Tim for any length of time.”
“Yeah, he seemed like a real prince.”
Dennis winces. “He didn’t say anything homophobic, did he? Because I told him--”
“No, nothing like that. Just… David-phobic, I guess.”
“Aren’t you David’s closest friend?” he says with an eye roll. “Sorry, I called Tim an asshole when clearly I should have said ‘stupid asshole’.”
Stevie laughs at that.
“Look, as far as I’m concerned, Patty’s always had a good head on his shoulders. Okay, yeah, I guess he took a while to figure out , you know… what he needed in a partner,” he says, gesturing over to the dance floor. Patrick is currently laughing at something David is saying and attempting to restrain him from leaving to sit down when the DJ starts to play ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca.’ “But he’s clearly figured it out now. So David’s okay in my book, because he’s what makes Patty happy.”
Stevie bites her lip about ‘Patty’. She’s not going to make fun of Patrick about the nickname today, oh no. She’s going to save it until after they get back from their honeymoon, and then she’s going to pick her moment and tease him mercilessly. She might call him Patty for an entire week if she doesn’t get bored with it.
“Patrick’s what makes David happy too,” she says, surprised that something so sentimental would come out of her mouth to a near-stranger. “Okay, I gotta…” she says, gesturing back to the head table before escaping from Dennis. She doesn’t gotta anything at the moment, really, but the escape feels necessary.
Necessary but short-lived, because Stevie can barely take another sip of her wine before Alexis is dragging her out on the dance floor. The song is one of David’s favorite Mariah ballads, and Alexis pulls Stevie into a slow dance like they’re a high school couple at prom, her bony arms slung over Stevie’s shoulders. The fact that, as part of the wedding party, they are wearing matching dresses makes the tableau look even weirder, or so Stevie assumes. Still, she puts her hands on Alexis’ tiny waist and dutifully sways to the music.
“You couldn’t dance with Ted to this?”
Alexis huffs. “Ted is doing shots with Ronnie and Jocelyn.”
“Oh my God, they are going to drink him so far under the table--”
“I know,” she says with an eye roll. “He’s such a lightweight.”
“Alexis… David is married,” Stevie says, because even though she’s been along with him and Patrick for the entire ride, the fact that David Rose is a married man… it’s like learning that a starfish has mastered calculus.
“Right?” Alexis says. “I literally never thought this day would come. Like, ever.” Then Alexis’ eyes wander the room and a grin unfurls on her face. “That guy you were talking to earlier is watching us. I think he might be into you.”
Stevie starts to turn, but Alexis quickly says, “Don’t look. The cute usher. Dennis, I think?”
“Oh. Yeah. He’s probably looking at you, Alexis.”
Alexis simpers. “I get why you would think that, but I’m pretty sure it’s you this time.” She wiggles her body, and Stevie feels the undulations of Alexis’ hips under her hands. “Stevie’s gonna get some!”
“No, I’m not gonna fuck one of Patrick’s cousins, but thanks for your well-wishes.”
“You could, though.”
Stevie sighs. “I know that given my past and my low standards--”
“Like David,” Alexis says with a giggle.
“--that this might come as a shock, but the thought of hooking up with someone at this wedding, even a cute boy, is a painfully dull idea. I think I’m past that.”
Alexis gives her a serious look. “You don’t want to do meaningless sex anymore, I totally get that.” She gives another wiggle of her hips like she’s a happy puppy. “So what we need to do is, we need to find your soulmate.”
Stevie drops her chin to her chest. “No, that’s not…” She sighs, and then looks back at Alexis. “That’s what everyone always says. ‘You haven’t met the right person yet’ or ‘Let me fix you up with my friend’ or ‘You just need to put yourself out there.’ But what if I’m… happy like this? Running the motel, helping Mr. Rose plan the Elmdale expansion, hanging out with my friends, or just being by myself in my apartment? What if I’ve only been looking for a romantic relationship because everyone tells me I’m supposed to, and not because I’ve ever actually wanted one?”
Alexis looks pensively at her, taking all of that in.
After Emir, Stevie spent a lot of time thinking about her feelings -- more time than she ever wanted to spend thinking about her feelings. She’d liked Emir a lot and the sex had been fantastic, but she realized that a lot of her heartbreak when he made it clear he didn’t want anything more than an occasional hook-up was because of what she thought it said about her. That she was provincial and small and worthless. Even her feelings for David, when she’d really interrogated them after he stole Roland’s truck and ran away, were rooted in insecurity about herself. David Rose was the very definition of experienced and worldly, and the idea that he might care even a tiny bit less about her than she cared about him had been excruciating. It wasn’t that she loved David, at least not that way. It was that she couldn’t bear to watch him inevitably lose interest in her as a person. She’d wanted so much to keep David in her life. The sex was incidental to that, except for its inherent power, in her experience, to keep men interested.
Alexis is giving Stevie a soft smile, one that would have been completely foreign on her face a few years ago. “If you’re happy, babe, then that’s all that matters.”
The Mariah ballad is reaching its vocally excessive climax, and Stevie notices the DJ signaling her. “I guess it’s time for me to do this stupid toast now.” Her stomach flutters with nerves. Despite her foray into the world of theater, she feels a little like she’s headed to her own execution.
Walking over, she takes the microphone as someone presses a champagne glass into her hand. The song fades out, and the sound of her throat-clearing comes blaring out of the speakers. There’s some glass-clinking from someone, and then everyone quiets down. Stevie pauses, looking out over the crowd. She sees Patrick and David standing side-by-side, arms around each other, smiling at her.
“Hi, everybody. I guess it’s my job to give a toast to the grooms, so, uh, here goes.” Stevie flinches at the whine of feedback on the first few words and adjusts the position of the mic in front of her face.
“I remember the first time that Patrick walked into the store while I was there, probably helping David do something that he was too lazy to do on his own.” There is a smattering of laughter from the assembly, and it makes her feel a little bit better. “It didn’t take more than a few minutes of watching them talking to each other, kidding around and trying to one-up each other, that I knew there was some kind of spark there. Apparently I was the only one who knew, though, because David invited me to come on their first date with them.” More laughter. “I mean, they did figure it out eventually, based on the fact that I caught Patrick with a hickey on his neck at the store a couple of weeks later. And the fact that they were desperate to fool around together in my apartment when they couldn’t find privacy anywhere else.” Patrick puts his face in his hands at that, shaking his head. Stevie thinks fleetingly that she should feel bad saying all that in front of the parents of the grooms, but she very much does not. “I mean, when you think about it, there’s no way David and Patrick would even be together now if it wasn’t for me. It’s a favor they may never be able to repay, but I’ll take cash if you guys want to try it.”
That gets her a really big laugh, and Stevie beams.
“My point is, I’ve had a front row seat to all these milestones between these two, and…” She pauses and swallows on a dry mouth. She once told David she was incapable of sincerity, but she is going to attempt it now. “I’ve heard that love can be transformative, and I always thought that was bullshit. But watching Patrick and David, the way their differences complement each other, the way they support each other through good times and bad times, the way they love each other…” Her voice breaks on that; Stevie struggles to hold it together but she is rapidly losing her battle with tears. “I guess it might be true. So anyway, I’m glad I got to watch them fall in love, and I’m glad I got to be here today to watch them promise each other forever.” Holding up her champagne, she finishes with, “I love both you idiots. To David and Patrick.”
There is a rousing cheer and a chorus of ‘To David and Patrick,’ and Stevie hands the microphone back to the DJ like it’s made of snakes and hurries off the stage. She looks down at her glass, realizing she forgot to take a drink after her own toast.
Swigging down the champagne and setting the glass aside, Stevie looks up to see David approaching.
“Don’t you dare hug me, David.”
“I’m going to,” he says with a smiling head-shake, that smirking smile he has when he can barely contain his happiness.
His tuxedo fabric is smooth against her cheek, his arms enveloping her in a warm embrace. Stevie returns the hug, settling into it like a comfortable blanket.
“You made me cry, so you get a hug whether you like it or not,” David says.
“Please, you’ve been crying off and on all day; you can’t blame me.” She pulls away, then reaches out absently to brush away any trace of her makeup (expertly applied by Alexis this morning) from the lapel of his jacket.
“True.” He’s giving her a knowing look. “You know, you can be quite the romantic.”
“About other people’s relationships, yes I can,” she says with a sage nod. “Like, I can appreciate another person’s cute baby without wanting my own baby.”
David shudders at the mention of babies and makes a disgusted face.
“How does it feel to be somebody’s husband, David?”
David turns to look behind him, and Stevie follows his gaze to the dance floor where Patrick is dancing with Mrs. Rose. Stevie grins, wondering who’s leading in that pair. “So far, I guess it’s okay,” David says with another smirk, his eyes shining, then he looks back at her. “I love you.”
“How dare you,” Stevie says, the lump in her throat growing larger.
“I know. Come on, let’s dance.” David takes her hand, and Stevie lets herself be led.
Much later, as she watches the people on the dance floor and catches her breath, Mr. Rose makes his way over. “So I was thinking about the new motel,” he says by way of greeting.
“You were thinking about the new motel at your son’s wedding?” Stevie asks, not really surprised but enjoying the chance to shame Mr. Rose a little.
“Well, I don’t mean…” He opens and closes his mouth a few times before explaining, “I was thinking about it last night.”
“And what about it?” They were breaking ground on the Rosebud Motel in Elmdale next month, which, for reasons that still mostly surpassed her understanding, was going to be styled in much the same way as the original Rosebud Motel. Hipsters like the aesthetic, Alexis had told them. Even the use of the term ‘motel’ contributed to a sort of ironic realness, she’d said, a statement that gave Stevie a good laugh at the time.
“When the new motel is built, someone will have to run it and I was thinking, why not Stevie?” Mr. Rose says with a big grin.
“I already run a motel.”
“I… I know that, Stevie, but the new motel is going to be bigger, and in a town with a lot more going on. Better restaurants, better culture, more to do. It might be an interesting opportunity for you if you want it. We can hire someone else to run the original Rosebud.”
She blinks. Stevie Budd has spent her entire life in Schitt’s Creek. She went to high school here, spending her Friday nights learning to shotgun beers or giving a fumbling handjob in the backseat of a car. She’s always expected she’d probably die here in her shitty apartment, maybe with a couple of pet cats to round out the lonely spinster aesthetic.
“I don’t know, Mr. Rose. My friends are here.” She gestures toward the dance floor, where Ted and Twyla are flailing around to ‘Don’t Stop Me Now,’ and then cringes at the idea that she would actually miss a lot of these people if she moved.
“Well, Elmdale isn’t that far, so you’d still be able to spend time with the gang here.” Mr. Rose pats her gently on the shoulder, his body language filled with hesitancy. “You can stay in Schitt’s Creek if you want to, of course you can. But I want the choice of which motel to run to be yours.”
She can’t decide if she wants to bask in the fatherly smile he gives her or flee from it. “Thank you, Mr. Rose.”
“And who knows, if we keep expanding?” He holds his arms out wide. “Think what the future might hold!”
“Uh huh.” She looks back out at the dancers, but she can feel Mr. Rose’s eyes still on her.
“You know, Stevie, I hope you know I’m not… I’m not just giving you this opportunity out of some kind of fatherly impulse.”
The war between basking and fleeing intensifies. “Fatherly--?”
“It’s because I’ve been watching you since we hired more staff, and you’re very good at managing people -- getting them to do what you need them to do. I hate to admit it, but you might be better at it than I am.”
Stevie blinks. She didn’t expect to be getting a performance review at David’s wedding, but that seems to be what’s happening.
“So I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather see running the new motel. It’s not only that you deserve the opportunity, Stevie. It’s that I’m confident you’ll succeed.”
“Oh.” She feels her eyes welling up with tears for approximately the fiftieth time that day. “Thank you.”
He gives her a warm smile. “We can talk about it more later. You should go dance with your friends.”
She goes. Stevie dances in a loose circle with the people who have gradually wormed their way into her heart over the last few years, with the people who have made her feel like her life is full. Smiling and closing her eyes, she soaks up some of that transformative love for herself.
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I REMEMBERRR I WAS DEADASS SO FUCKING SAD and then i looked and i already followed u on tumblr. Sasha's welcome was my personal favorite "perras locas"
IF YOU WERE SAD IMAGINE ME FINDING OUT A READER HAD PLAGIARIZED MY JOB. KSHDJSJS Sasha's welcome party is still around somewhere in this blog, hang on, I'll reblog it in a sec
Edit: ah shite, I think I deleted it here too because it's not in my masterpost :( welp, I'll have to repost it, whatcha think nony? 🤠✌🏻
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Life on Crow Avenue Masterpost
So, because this Au is pretty big by now I have made a masterpost for it^^ I hope it’s helpful to y’all🤗
Taglist | Podfic
Chatpers (read on AO3):
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18 | Part 19 | Part 20 | Part 21 | Part 22 | Part 23 | Part 24 | Part 25 | Part 26 | Part 27 | Part 28 | Part 29 | Part 30 | Part 31 | Part 32 | Part 33 | Part 34 | Part 35 |
Headcanons:
First headcanons
Second hedcanons + wedding subplot
Asks:
Favourite songs of all the boys
The boys favourite holiday traditions
What languages the characters speak
Patton’s Tattoos
Favourite memories of the boys
Favourite flowers of the boys
Infos to the twins shop
My favourite scence to come
The best hugger ranking
Pets of the boys
Song Asks from the Playlist:
Gimmie, gimmie | Sick of Losing Soulmates | What’d I miss
You matter to me
A lovely Night
When he sees me | Fly me to the moon | I do adore | Defying Gravity
Plant Life
Fix you | The Scientist
Hey brother | Home
Michal in the bathroom
Divine Design
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Taglist
@vexelore
@exhaustedfander
@alexisrealgay
@softie-sushi
@wolfs-feder
@just-a-neoclassical-painting
@winter-jay-official
@a-ghostlight-for-roman
@mychemically-imbalanced-romance
@whattheremus
For this fanfiction:
@frawkeyes
@arodynamic-enby
@espepspes
@bullet-tothefeels
@fukindork
@shadeofadye
@magic-but-its-green
@simonekkt
@tlhrfanfic
#Life on Crow Avenue#florist/tattoo artist au#intrulogicality#roceit#familial anxceit#LoCA Masterpost#feel free to interact#eir writes
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BABY CLARK MASTERPOST
Esta es una traducción de este post, todos los créditos van para la persona que lo escribió.
Adivina quién ha vuelto, de nuevo (actualizado por última vez el 26 de mayo de 2019)
*Todas las fotos fueron tomadas de cuentas públicas y están disponibles en las redes sociales públicas de la familia.*
🚨 Algunos enlaces importantes al final, ¡así que échale un vistazo! 🚨
Comenzaré mostrando cómo, para empezar, Briana nunca estuvo embarazada. Veamos:
Esta foto fue publicada tanto por Briana como por su mamá Tammi, el 26 de diciembre de 2015. Ella 'tenía' 8 meses de embarazo. Luego, el 28 de diciembre de 2015, Briana publicó esto:
Es una captura de pantalla de este video. Ella lo borró poco después. ¿Por qué? Porque uno de sus familiares publicó esta foto:
Donde se puede ver, Briana no tiene ese gran bulto de embarazo de 8 meses. El video que publicó prueba que es del mismo año y que ella estaba con esas personas. Luego, para hacerlo aún mejor, tanto Tammi como Briana publicaron estas fotos (probablemente tratando de ocultar el hecho de que no tenía una en Navidad jajaja):
(16 de enero de 2016 - poco más de 2 semanas después)
(16 de enero de 2016). Ambas imágenes no muestran rostro, solo un vientre.
Aquí hay algunas fotos de una mujer sentada de la misma manera que ella estaba sentada.
Y aquí hay una foto de una mujer embarazada de 6 meses sentada frente a la barriga embarazada de 8 meses de Briana:
Y una pequeña prueba más; Briana publicó esta foto retrospectiva de su barriga de 3 meses:
Pero olvidó que fue fotografiada en agosto de 2015, cuando tenía 3 meses de embarazo y bueno:
Según todos los artículos, en julio ya tenía “11 semanas de embarazo”, así que haz cuentas.
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Ahora comenzaremos de verdad, abróchate el cinturón, ¡es un viaje salvaje!
Solo explicaré algunas cosas sobre quién es quién y señalaré otras cosas que deben buscar para que nadie se confunda.
Entonces, Freddie es el hijo de Louis Tomlinson y Briana Jungwirth. Brett Clark está casado con la madre de Briana, Tammi, y es el padrastro de Briana. Tammi y Brett tienen un hijo juntos, su nombre es Austin. Austin es el medio hermano de Briana. Brett y Briana no tienen conexión de sangre, lo que significa que Freddie no tiene conexión genética con Brett. Sin embargo, comparten muchas de las mismas características, la misma forma de ojos (y color de ojos), la misma nariz, las mismas orejas, la misma cara cuadrada y complexión grande, la misma barbilla y mejillas, ¡incluso las mismas cejas!
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Ahora, dicho esto, veamos algunas imágenes:
Brett y Austin.
Se ven iguales. El mismo Brett ha dicho que Austin es su copia, su mini el:
(Aquí solo quiero señalar algo muy importante: la nariz. Brett tiene esta nariz respingona que es un rasgo genético suyo, sus genes. Austin también la tiene como pueden ver, la heredó de su padre, obviamente. Ahora adivina quién también tiene esa nariz respingona? Freddie. Nadie más de ninguno de los "padres" tiene ese rasgo genético. Nadie. El único que lo tiene es Brett, pasado a Austin. Aunque la nariz de Freddie parece ser un poco más grande, todavía está muy hacia arriba. Solo piénsalo mientras sigues bajando).
(Esto es del IG de Brett, prueba de que claramente piensa que Austin es su gemelo)
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Austin y Freddie.
Entonces, viendo esto, comparemos algunas fotos de Austin de bebé y de Freddie de bebé:
Prestemos un poco de atención aquí, porque realmente puedes ver sus características. Misma forma de ojos, mismas bolsas de ojos, misma nariz, misma sonrisa, misma barbilla… casi el mismo niño.
Uno de perfil lateral. De nuevo, misma nariz (¿esa cosa respingona de la que hablábamos? Aquí se ve muy bien), misma barbilla, incluso el mismo pelo…
Puedes llamarme loca, pero te juro que incluso tienen los mismos dientes?
Y los mismos gestos:
Aquí, algunos son el Austin de bebé y otros son Freddie de bebé. ¿Puedes decir quién es quién?
Y algunas de ellos juntos:
¡Y las similitudes no dejarán de aparecer! Ahora, Freddie también tiene el cabello rizado, al igual que Austin cuando era bebé (y cabello rubio muy claro como cierta familia con la que no está relacionado): en la foto, Freddie está en el medio y Austin de bebé a los lados.
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Brett y Freddie.
Ahora que hemos establecido que Freddie y Austin se parecen y que Austin es una copia de su padre, veamos cuánto se parece Freddie a Brett, el esposo de su abuela:
Esa ceja...
Realmente puedes ver la forma de su cara aquí, y la de Brett:

Este es Brett de bebé, de la edad de Freddie:
Más de Brett de bebé (centro) y Freddie (izquierda y derecha)
Matchy matchy con 'el esposo de su abuela' (solo una de las muchas veces que coincidieron):
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Brett, Austin y Freddie.
los dientes de tiburón corren en la familia.
Entonces, si A = B y B = C, entonces A = C (A = Freddie, B = Austin y C = Brett, ¡gracias, anon de matemáticas!)
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Parte 2
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Due to recent new about Ricky Martin coming to light, I have removed Livin' La Vida Loca from the Laurent playlist. I am unable to edit the masterpost accordingly, therefore this announcement.
Laurent playlist masterpost🎶
Hi! this is where I compile all the posts going song by song through my evergrowing Laurent playlist! Most recent part is updatet in real time as well as this post. They’re linked below the cut :)
The playlist can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6xTyiejI9QoSQJTO088Jx7?si=pf6_-x8bQm6Tfi94fZ_84w
Seguir leyendo
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Eres una genio es tus fan fics. ES MI PAN DE CADA DIA :""VV Los amo de verdad y me quede loca en algunas partes (a veces llorando como un mar de lagrimas xdxd). Sigue asi y siempre estará mi corazoncito. O haz un fac fic ahora en wattpad ♡♡. Quede en shock con mi nuevo OTP y necesito un fan art o más fics de estos tortolitos Ahahhahahaha (*Ataque al fangirleo*).
En wattpad aún estoy pensándolo, pero ya tengo un masterpost aquí para que no se te pase ninguno, además de que los estoy publicando en AO3.
En fanfiction.net aún no hay una categoría (puedes creerlo?!) así que ya envié un correo solicitando a que la creen, pero mientras no haya categoría, no lo pondré allá.
De momento acabo de actualizar otro oneshot con la OTP y ya tengo otro par de fics para estos días.
Igual tengo una sorpresa para el fin de semana, jejeje
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hey guys! I’ve been studying spanish for 6 months on my own and I have collected a number of resources! Here I;m sharing them with you! :)
Sites
memrise: my favourite site. you practice and learn new words and also it has mini gifs where you listen to native speakers saying some phrases!
the spanish experiment: a very cute site where you can learn grammar very easy cause it has so nice graphics and it is very organised. also you can listen to audio stories and read them! (3 little pigs, goldilocks and the 3 bear, red riding hood)
hellolingo: here you can talk in public chat rooms spanish! you can find laguage partner as well! i can say that are very willing to help you!
duolingo: the classic duolingo we all know to practise vocabulary
lang8: write your essay and have it corrected by native speakers
italki: AWESOME site! you set the languages you want to learn, you can find a language partner very very easy. people will send you messages right away! you can write something and native speakers correct you as well!
verbix: your verb conjugator! put a verb and you it will show you how iit becomes in all tenses!
babel
busuu
mondlylanguages
Youtubers
Mariomelo: a crazy spanish girl, vlogging!
Azul mistico: spanish girl, she has gone to disneyland and work as a flight attedant she is so interesting
Jim reno: aesthetic videos!! when she speaks english she has spanish subtitles!
Yuya: latin spanish! this girl is so very cute and her videos very colourful! you will love her!
Heyitspriscila:latin girl vlogging about style she is very cute!
Maria cadepe: friend of mariomelo!
Yanes vlogs: spanish girl vlogging!
Familia carameluchi: a spanish family share their life on youtube!
Learn spanish with youtube
Maria espanol: spanish teacher where she posts videos of her lessons on skype with students.
Culture alley: with these series of videos i first started learning grammar!
Tu escuela de espanol. learn spanish words with fun with drawing videos!
Butterfly spanish. latin spanish! spanish teacher learns spanish on a whiteboard!
Spanish is your amigo: a girl teach spanish!
Easy spanish with milena: a woman teaches spanish grammar!
Spanish made easy
Spanish with 2 year old: 2-3 videos with a 2 year old girl learning spanish from her father!
Movies
Abre los ojos (open your eyes): A man finds the love of his life but he suffers an accident and needs to have his face rebuilt by surger.
El orfanato (the orphanage):Thriller. A woman brings her family back to her childhood home, which used to be an orphanage for handicapped children.Before long, her son starts to communicate with an invisible new friend.
Lo imposible (the impossible): The story of a tourist family in Thailand caught in the destruction and chaotic aftermath of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami.
Mar adentro (The sea inside): The factual story of Spaniard Ramon Sampedro, who fought a thirty-year campaign in favor of euthanasia and his own right to die.
Biutiful: A thief tries to clean up his life upon learning that he has a terminal illness, all the while caring for his children and making sure their futures are as secure as possible.
La lengua de las mariposas (butterfly):Spanish civil war.The sweet relationship between a young Spanish boy and his teacher
Series
Extra español: Series in spanish with slow spanish and spanish subtitles!very helpful for begginers!
Gran hotel: 1905. a waiter falls in love with the daughter of the owner and goes in so many adventures.
El tiempo entre costuras (the time in between): a poor dressmaker becomes a spy and rich dressmaker and goes into some several situations.
Seis hermanas: 6 sisters lose her father and try hard to keep their factory and prevent themselves from bankruptcy.
Velvet:1950. a love story of Alberto heir of Galerías Velvet one of the most prestigious fashion stores in the Spain and Ana who works as a seamstress there.
El Ministerio del Tiempo: fantasy. time travel!
Cartoons
charlie y lola
peppa pig
caillou
Singers, songs
Enrique Iglesias (duele el corazon, súbeme la radio, bailando, el perdón)
Alvaro Soler (el mismo sol, sofia, volar, agosto)
Nicky Jam (hasta el manecer, el amante, ya me enteré)
Shakira ( la bicicleta, loca)
Maluma ( carnaval, la temperatura, sin contrato)
J Balvin ( tranquila, sigo extrañándote, ay vamos, bobo)
La gente de Zona ( la gozadera, algo contigo )
Prince Royce (la carretera)
Online dictionary
Spanish dict
Games
Rockalingua: these games has so beatiful graphics!
Spanish games net:
Language gym: its so interesting and it has plenty of exercises and beautiful graphics!
Clozemaster: fun games with graphics like super mario!
Online textbooks
grammar book
spanish-english dictionary with pictures
phrases and pronunciation
student book
Online books
Harry potter y la piedra filosofal
El alquimista (“The Alchemist”)
El principito (“The Little Prince”)
audio & podcasts
Online newspapers
el mundo
el país
el periódico
20minutos
Magazines
cosmopolitan (celebrities, lifestyle etc)
national geographic
tú (teen magazine)
artishockrevista (a corner about art and museums)
revistagadgets (gadgets and technology)
cocinafacil (recipes)
Tumblrs!
ourspanishblog
spanishahora
premedspanblr
spanishland
puroespanol
spanishskulduggery
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I hope i helped a bit :) ~chrysi
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