#Maybe I will make one... just for funsies....

[bellossom]

I think I'm just a boring person, I've always been disconnected from "the human experience", I remember as a tween some of my school friends were fangirling and screaming about boy bands and I would think to myself... ah... this is stupid and cringe why are you forcing yourself to scream.... can you not control yourself....

Or when people follow trends especially with fashion, maybe I'm just the boring one, but I just don't understand any of it, it all seems so fake and put on so what's there to experience if it isn't genuine and from your heart? You can do these things casually and for funsies - like idk bag charms or whatever people are doing now, but people get too into it as a means of following like does this make sense?? The absolute worst for me is when people follow celebrities in public or scream and take photos it's literally just a person but also your behaviour is embarrassing... why are you embarrassing yourself? 😭

I don't think I'm better or above anyone btw I just can't get my brain to work that way and that's probably why I always felt so much "not like the other girls" not bc I was cooler or better but because I just never understood those things or the lack of reason behind them, not even an "oh I just really like/enjoy this!" because I totally get that, some things are simply "yaaay :D" and THAT to me is the human experience, we should grab any small joys we can, but there was never a straight answer to any of it... am I making cents here?? hewwo??? ☝️🤓

[cuntnikida]

Pretty sure in Dazai's enterance exam light novel he makes a deal or something with kunikida or the taxi driver and that allows him to drive and then kunikida gets out of the car and is like holy shit holy shit holy shit he almost killed us all I'm gonna vomit my heads still spinning. So canonically he's shit at driving. However i assume he's intentionally shit at driving and drives very unsafely bcz 1. He's kind of hoping to die 2. For funsies and 3. To piss off kunikida. So I'm gonna say he knows how to drive safely and chooses to drive unsafely.

I have a few ideas about the license. mori forced him to learn how to properly drive and get a license bcz he knows criminals can sometimes get caught for small crimes so having a license prevents that and allows him to focus on bigger crimes to cover up. During his time at the mafia he probably learnt it (just like how Kyouka's fourteen and can drive as shown in dead apple) and maybe had a forged license or none but then in his two years in hiding he had to get a proper one bcz he didn't wanna have escaped the police for years working in the mafia only to be arrested a cop caught him doing so while working at the agency. so he actually learnt how to drive. If the examiner was a not very old woman he definitely had car sex with her to bribe her into giving him a license and if it was a guy he acted extremely polite and charismatic and that was the only time in his whole entire life where he's ever driven safely and he did so perfectly.

Bonus question: does he have a license, and if so, how did he get one?

[agender-vampling]

Kinda wanna do one of thos..... like partner applications... friend applications... I saw one for CG Applications....

Not cause I would act on any of them mn not brave enough for that, but cus I wan the data... for who'd answer somthin like that..... I think it'd be cool......

what if I harvested your data you gave me willingly in a google doc and used it to make OCs I then selfship with in various ways... ha ha...

[threecowsusingthisforreblogging]

Day 2 of @justfluffwithit ‘s JRWI Fluff Week!

Dakota’s practicing his nail-painting skills so he can work on non-giant hands in the future. His precision is a bit off, but his color choices are pretty good! (More posing practice on this one :]! I’ve been struggling to draw faces lately, so the demon hand is like a get out of jail free card for me.)

[I Did make this post on time. tumblr just wouldn’t let me post it. I think that counts]

[neo-exploded]

“god bless america i guess what else can you say” -charlie dompler

expanding more on this, i think it’d be super funny if at first ed thought his friends were simply just that. his friends. until idk maybe he thought out loud something like ‘i wish i had askjdwansdk a physical copy of my favorite horror movie’ and then bam his friends are now fairies

but then again they could also be leaving like accidental hints every now and then like being able to teleport items, albeit quietly and stealthfully or like their unnaturally stretchy skin that somehow doesnt break when theyre fighting with the other neighbor hood kids (ed would probably think its bc they use proper skincare but he would be terrified of it so he wouldnt know)

and when he does find out theyre fairies that can grant wishes he is probably somewhere in the middle between abusing the power given to him and knowing when to stop or restrict himself from making stupid wishes (in hindsight, he probably wouldnt but it would most likely be Edd who tells him to rethink a wish before Eddy grants it)

and i can totally see Rolf being that weird teacher from the FOP og show that break his bones everytime he thinks he sees fairies like that one valentines day episode from eene

[brutal-nemesis]

Happy pride from my creatures!!!!

finally got around to doing this wheeeee

Picrew

[jichanxo]

inspo post / ref credit

[capn-twitchery]

devastating epiphany that somehow reclusive nobody, persuasive -100, normalman grace has more actual, close friends than twitch*

twitch knows 500x more people than grace. they talk to an absurd amount of people all day everyday but they leaned so hard into refusing to be known by anyone that now This happened

(*grace has like Two close friends. by the way.)

[sciderman]

I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with so much Iranian hate and drama <:[

oh anon. hate to break it to you (a lot of people make this mistake) but iran and iraq are two entirely separate nations.

and also i think reducing it to the words "hate and drama" kind of doesn't cover it, anon.

[saggitary]

Togruta don’t get drunk

Upon listening to the song Drink by lil John, I’ve decided that Togruta do not get affected by alcohol that affects humans. (Different biology, different chemical compound to get a togruta drunk)

Of course this is not something that just comes up in conversation so her master and her men have no idea. Her men decide to invite her out with them one night on leave and her master ok’s it because he knows they won’t let anything happen to her.

Fast forward to Ahsoka absolutely pounding back drinks with her men, much to the trooper’s astonishment. Shot after shot and she’s still standing. Some (Fives and Jesse) decide to take this as a challenge and see if they can out drink her.

By the end of the night everyone, and I mean everyone, is absolutely shit faced. Hanging off of each other, barely able to walk, even the most respectable troopers (Rex and Echo) are done for. Ahsoka has to wrangle the group into a cab, get them back to the barracks, distribute water and food, all while Hardcase won’t stop drunk hugging her.

The next day they all are hungover. Cody stops by because he needs to take to Rex but all he see’s are a bunch of walking corpses.

“What did you do? I had Rex and Jesse drunk calling me last night.” He asked the only alive person in the barracks.

“They took me out drinking.” Ahsoka told him with a broad smile.

Cody remembered an offhand comment Obi-Wan had once made about the togruta species, back when they thought Ahsoka was going to be their commander.

“Wait can’t you not get drunk?”

[somethingsomethingcomic]

jank junk June

[verflares]

colouring him in :)

[sysig]

I’m turning you all into marketable plushies, you watch (Patreon)

Bonus eyes because embroidery brain:

[themostfuniveverhad]

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[oflgtfol]

john <3

the cunt in yellow

[kakusu-shipping]

I have a really funny concept for an Azula reverse self ship (because I can't make a regular self insert work with her), and I'm trying to decide if it'd be funnier to make her a History RPF girlie or if the reason Zuko had to sit through Ember Island player's butchering Love Amongst the Dragons was because Azula had a massive crush on one of the characters and DEMANDED they went to see it every year.