#Minecraft Redstone trap

[presswoodterryryan]

Real-Life Redstone: Can We Build a Working Minecraft Trap?

By Ariel I have a very serious question for all Minecraft players out there: What if Redstone worked in real life? Imagine a world where the mechanics of Minecraft’s Redstone could be translated into our daily lives. Could we booby-trap our house like a Minecraft dungeon, transforming our homes into whimsical fortresses filled with surprising mechanisms? Picture hidden doors that only open when…

[voidoftheeyes]

Someone needs to take capcut away from me

[gomzdrawfr]

Minecraft tip: if you’re digging deep underground and you suddenly hear a clicking/chirping sound, especially one accompanied by a shriek , turn back around and run.

Im gonna assume that is the warden...? unless there's new boss mobs??? XD

[punsmaster69]

2/MAR/20XX

SUSPENSION OF DISTRACTIONS FOR:

HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES UNTIL THAT D̶

ROOM IS CLEAN, OR AT LEAST WALKABLE.

WALKABLE WITHOUT TRIPPING ON A SOCK LIKE YOU DID, AND ALMOST CRACKING YOUR SKULL OPEN ON YOUR OWN ATTACK, AND THEN NEARLY HAVING YOUR ENTIRE BOOK-PILE RAIN DOWN ON YOU.

HAD I NOT HEARD YOU FALL AND BEEN THERE TO CATCH MOST OF THOSE, YOU WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN BURIED!!

(NO, SANS, THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY "BURIED IN A GOOD BOOK".)

(THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE HAD IT BEEN JUST ONE, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE BOOK-AVALANCHES TO APPLY.)

(ALSO, STOP SAYING IT WOULD HAVE LEFT A BOOK𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘒 ON YOU IF I DIDN'T CATCH THEM.)

(ALSO ALSO, STOP SAYING IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BOOK𝘌𝘕𝘋 OF YOU.)

(THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!)

YOU HAVE A SHELF! WHY WOULD YOU JUST PUT THEM IN A STACK?!

AND HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IT TO REACH THAT HIGH???

——

hhhh

i'm alive

i know, i know.

i'm just as shocked as you are that i survived any amount of cleaning.

and uh, no.

i didn't get to just kick it under my bed.

he actually looked.

but, he also ended up helping anyway since i was

"-DOING IT WRONG, YOU CAN'T JUST SHOVE BOOKS SIDEWAYS?! SANS, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT!!"

it was supposed to be cleaned by yesterday, but i didn't get caught until it was late enough to claim being tired as a get out of jail free card.

i had to sleep on the couch, but i 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 choose that pretty often anyway.

speaking of choosing it, do you want to say hello, papyrus?

HE'S TRAPPING ME HERE LIKE A

FELIN E ——

thisisa choi ce

HE'S INDOCTRINATING ME INTO THIS "RELAXING" THING AFTER CLEANING LIKE IT IS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IN A DA Y—

hey you already did stuff like training and cooking and those meetings an—

THERE IS STILL MORE TIME—

shshshsh

just hang out with me

you need to chill

SANS.

.......IF I NEEDED TO "CHILL", I WOULD STICK MY HEAD IN THE FREEZER.

papyrus

M. MOVE. ???

no

it is chilling out time

what do you want to play

AARGHG THIS IS A HOSTA GE SIT UATION ? ?!

the option to shove me off is

WE BOTH KNOW

always there

THAT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT TO YOU.

-WAIT CAN WE PLAY THAT BUILDING GAME

yeah

I JUST GOT AN IDEA FOR A SLIDING DOOR ON THE DIAMOND HOUSE

the dark blue one?

YEAH!!!

sounds sick

kinda hard to do that if we're

still writing though

RIGHT.

GOODBYE!!!!!

seeya.

[scorpiotea576]

so do yall ever just... build Richard Rodgers theater in minecraft for fun with functional redstone? No? Just me? Okay...

In all seriousness, this is not my best work, and this is without any mods or add ons or anything, and no, I did not spend the entire 365 minecraft days on this one thing, I made other things in this world I swear 😭

[rooshayah]

Headcanons for my favorite team to play as in PGR

You can find the template here!

[misschivious]

Nobody asked but my conclusion on A Minecraft Movie is entertaining but ultimately disappointing. Part of it is my own fault, I watched the behind the scenes promo video where they described the process and characters and when they described Henry as basically a modder, I assumed that every character was going to represent a different way of playing and interacting with the game. Like the builder, the redstoner, the miner, the zookeeper, etc ; but I just rewatched that video and nowhere do they actually say that lmaooo. Also they don’t mention the women at all and I did notice that the first time, but I hoped it was an unfortunate ‘cut for time’ thing that didn’t reflect the actual movie but boy was I wrong :(

But it actually would have been so cool if the final fight had every character contribute with their preferred playstyle, in a “the game has endless possibilities and whichever you choose is valid” or “there are many ways of being creative” type of conclusion.

Like, I can’t help but think of another movie adaptation of a block-based hobby that has a celebration of creativity as a central theme ; and The Lego Movie really executed its story in a much more emotionally engaging way, while being goofy and throwing in a bonus deconstruction (pun intended) of the chosen one trope. A Minecraft Movie could really have achieved something similar.

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Rip Carlton Lassiter you would’ve loved making extremely detailed builds in minecraft survival mode

Rip Burton Guster you would’ve loved building redstone machines in minecraft

Rip Shawn Spencer you would’ve loved rigging traps for your friends to fall into and robbing Gus’ chests in minecraft

Rip Juliet O’Hara you would’ve loved having a very efficient base with many types of farms in minecraft

Rip Henry Spencer you wouldn’t really enjoy minecraft and I think it might confuse you tbh

[duvetchico]

batman aint steve

summary you and jimin watch the minecraft movie and instead of cuddling like a normal couple, you spiral into a rant about batman thriving in a survival server.

genre crack / fluff / comfort cuddles

pairing yu jimin x fem!reader

requested 🙄

masterlist.

you’re both on the couch. horizontal. legs intertwined like a slow dance. the lights are off except for the glow of the tv screen which just finished rolling credits on the new minecraft movie. jimin’s hand is on your stomach, thumb lazily rubbing circles. it’s domestic. it’s warm.

and then you open your mouth.

“okay so hear me out—if batman was dropped into a minecraft server—”

“no.”

“LISTEN.”

she groans into your neck. “baby.”

“just listen. he’d totally thrive. he’d build a batcave under a mountain and use redstone for secret doors. like pistons and shit. secret entrances. pressure plates. booby traps. do you know how much command block knowledge this man would have??”

“…i regret everything.”

you sit up, chaotic energy sparking in your eyeballs. “and ALFRED?? HIS NPC VILLAGER??? he’s standing at the crafting table 24/7 making suspicious stew.”

“what the fuck is suspicious stew.”

“it’s the food of the gods. anyway. batman would master enchantments. his cape would have feather falling. and he’d—OH MY GOD—and he’d ride a horse named batmobile. a black one. full diamond armor.”

jimin just stares at you. blinking. existing. barely.

“i don’t even have the energy to fight you on this.”

“GOOD. because i haven’t even gotten to the nether arc.”

“jesus christ.”

“he’d go in with 64 golden apples and a dream.”

you roll back onto her chest like nothing just happened.

she’s stunned. your voice is muffled now but still full of conviction.

“the real villain? the wither. or maybe he teams up with the ender dragon. there’s lore.”

“baby…”

“he’d solo the end.”

“baby please.”

“and his suit would be netherite enchanted with thorns and unbreaking—”

“okay you need to shut the fuck up or i’m kicking you off this couch.”

you pause. stare up at her with puppy eyes. “but i’m warm.”

she glares. “you’re warm and unhinged.”

she tries to distract you with kisses.

“this is a threat,” she says while kissing your cheek.

you keep ranting. “his base would be underground. but also connected to a village. for—economic stability.”

“shut UP.”

“he’d have like, five wolves. all named after robins. tim. dick. jason. damian. they follow him into battle.”

she’s crying from laughter now, slapping your thigh. “why are you like this.”

you shrug. “it’s the autism.”

“valid.”

you blink at her. “wait you’re not even denying the batman minecraft supremacy.”

“because if i do you’ll start drawing schematics.”

“…too late.”

you pull your phone out and show her a note that just says “BATCAVE: LAVA ENTRANCE, REDSTONE LOCK, ARMOR STAND CLOSET???”

she throws a pillow at you and groans like a wounded animal.

[anachr0nismm]

(Revised post from my now deleted side blog)

I would like people here to think about why they don’t draw scar in his wheelchair. And more so if you are still drawing him with another mobility aid.

Even, or maybe especially, if this micro-aggression is subconscious, it’s still harmful and I have no doubt in my mind that drawing him with other ones is on the basis of canes or crutches being the ‘lesser’ of the mobility aids. Please think about why you are making him ‘less disabled.’ People with canes (and, I would know, I use my cane often, and people are surprised to see me with my rollator and actually only then take my issues seriously) are expected to be able to do everything abled people can, and a lot of people show Scar doing those things. Wheelchair users are often seen as ‘trapped’ in the thing that gives them the freedom to move around as they please, which is entirely false.

Scar cannot stand up. He cannot walk. It especially hurts when people disregard this to make him a superhero or because it doesn’t fit his ‘flirty attitude.’ It sucks when I see his adventurous character in third life, and his goofy demeanour in hermitcraft boiled down to ‘clumsy not very disabled person.’

Not everyone will agree with me, but I am still really hurt by seeing his minecraft persona drawn without a wheelchair. People will hear the smallest things from streams and add it to their headcanons, but a big part of his identity and something he actively advocates for the acceptance of is disregarded?

In the same world that you would make him a vex or an elf, in a world where there are soulmate binds or the ender dragon, why can’t he have a wheelchair? It’s okay to modify it. I made his in my head a wheelchair that folds into an elytra that holds onto his back and torso to allow him to fly.

Something I always use as example is Sun Spider. She is a disabled spider woman who has EDS, the same thing I do. She uses crutches and a wheelchair, and her wheelchair as Sun Spider has electronic spider legs to connect to the ceiling instead of wheels. If you want to go with the more eleven aesthetic- a Victorian style wheelchair with a power assist made by one of the redstoners. There are so many possibilities! Be creative!

It just feels so awful when the one person I can see myself in, although I use other mobility aids, is changed and the thing we have in common made lesser because it fits his ‘vibe’ more.

[squiddleknitted]

docs stream series of events

hes talking about his sweaty balls and bdsm and stuff and scar is in the chat watching

he goes to chat to scar in game to cheer him up and keep him company and they chat for a bit and bitch about the movie and minecraft live and joke about bdsm and sweaty balls

scar sleeps several times and breaks the bed to get rid of phantoms

itsarelli in docs chat says "100 subs if you exile scar"

doc says wtf no i cant do that are you insane

scar takes everything off and packs it in his ender chest and says go on then do it

doc does it

surprised pikachu when scar is actually exiled and not just in his bed

doc is freaking the fuck out now and he goes to exile to talk to scar and scar shows him the comfort room and doc freaks out more and tps away

scar comes back presumably through use of a stasis chamber

scar and cub start fucking with docs redstone teleporter

scar traps the teleporter and doc ends up tped into a end crystal which miraculously doesnt destroy the redstone

doc freaks out about his redstone and fixes the stuff that was messed up

scar wasnt recording anything and docs doing a no vod stream

[poisonouspastels]

I think a lot about the fact that Herobrine as a creepypasta initially was not malicious at all. Like literally he was just some guy who made very specific tunnels, cut leaves off trees and built pyramids in your world, all weird things but really not harmful. Like his worst crime was telling someone on a forum to fuck off when they kept talking about him. But then with time there's been all this additional detail added on like the redstone torches and traps and shrines and he's seemingly gotten more aggressive as an entity within writing and other media. Like he'll actively go out of his way to hinder the player in game or in some depictions irl in some way. All of this is to say I think the more we tried to figure out Herobrine and shit the more we pissed him off a little. Give the man some space I'm sure he's tired of the 12 year olds trying to summon him every other day. EDIT: Please check out my Minecraft AU if you like MC stuff like this, I put a lot of work into it with my partner.

[fionnemrys]

Bea stockpiles everything and definitely makes Ava a diamond sword with multiple enchantments on it so it never breaks and does extra damage.

warrior nun minecraft au but it’s just an excuse to write about lilith and her giant spider army

[soficraft]

I think the next season of the life series is gonna be named "Opposite life" where you have to make the opposite of what you would normally do.

The finalist would be Jimmy, Lizzy, Mumbo and Skizz. (Tango, Budbs and Etho were almost there, but they kill each other beacuse of course they didn't team up)

Bigb would be so normal.

Grian and Scar would never interact.

Scar would play it safe, no tradings involved. No sellings, no betrayals. He would be an angel.

Scott would be the first one out. He betrayed everyone. Even his no-allies.

Marty would be honest and loyal (not to rendog do). He would be mostly alone, but fighting for the well-being of everyone.

Pearl would have lots of cats or no animal at all. She would be like the therapist of the server.

There would be no Gs (or any variation of it)

Bdubs would kill every horse he sees. He would tame pigs and do races where the slowest one wins. He also would be the one to take Etho's last life.

Tango would actually kill people with redstone traps.

Impulse has a garden or something. He has cows and sheep, too. He has an army of axolotls, for what? Idk. A plan? NOoooOOo he is just chilling.

Grian would be happy alone or with company. Doesn't feel the need to "serve" to anyone. Is the first one to die of his teammates.

Cleo would make the nicest comments to everyone (no sarcasm)

Gem... Gem would build something horrible. She won't think when is caos, she would just act. She would also burn everything. (She would die 3th or 2nd)

Joel would be green for the entire season, only would be yellow and red on his last episode. (Would also team with Scott, but he betrayes him, so he kills him. HE KILLS HIM)

Ren would be just a normal person. No roel play, no dramatic voices. He would just do what he has to do. (He kills Martyn)

Etho would be dedicated to building cute bases and being loyal to his teammates. He would only have one team and it wouldn't be with Tango, Skizz or Bdubs.

Lizzi would hate bad boys and red names.

Skizz would be so good at the game that he would be chilling.

Mimbo would love Etho's suscribers and would be so cool around Etho. He also is the best at killing with lava.

And Jimmy... well...

And the final battle would be something like...

Lizzi team up with Mumbo, Skizz is alone, and Jimmy just lost his teammate Etho at the hands of Bdubd, who was then killed by Tango with an epic trap Jimmy, for some reason, hates Tango, so he kills him.

Now, alone, he decided to play it smart and safe, but it's night, so he kills an ederman cause he can, and prepars with everything he needs to fight.

He is smart, so he goes to the high ground and scouts the area. After a while, he sees them, Mumbo and Lizzi, clearly looking for him.

He watches when Skizz runs into Lizzi and Mumbo, and the battle begins. Is epic. All of them masters of the sword, the bow, and the wherever other weapon is on minecraft.

Mumbo seems to be winning. He is so good at killing that it is a shock he hasn't ended Skizz yet.

But plot twist. Lizzi betrays Mumbo, using her redstone knowledge to pull a trap in seconds, which mumbo is incapable of understanding. And Mumbo is gone.

He is a genius, so he understands what is happening down there, Lizzi and Skizz are teaming up against him, knowing that he is the big boss and alone they can't defeat him.

They start walking, searching for him, and he knows it is time.

He does what he has to do and shoots an arrow to Lizzi. With his perfect aim, he gets her, but that doesn't kill her. Lizzi is on full diamond armor, with the best enchantments cause all season she had been stealing the enchanter.

Now they know where he is, so he quickly runs away, ender palearl ready in case of emergency.

He goes to his base, where he builded an epic redstone trap just for this moment.

He watch them get closer to his tower, and he sees as Skizz aims at him, but he is quick and crouchs, or moves, idk, but he avoids the arrow.

He looks one more time.

Perfect. They are at the perfect place.

He talks to them as a distraction, and of course, he isn't mute, he checked first cause he is smart.

As they talk, Jimmy slowly walks closer to the edg, and BOOM!

A minecart with dynamite falls onto them, but to his surprise, Skizz notices, and only Lizzy gets boom by it. She is gonne.

It doesn't take much for Jimmy to compose himself and quickly takes his sword out. In one hand his sword, and on the other, his bow.

Skizz is quick and agile. In a secnd he is in front of Jimmy.

Is no surprise that Jimmy reacts quickly and shots an arrow direct to Skizz's head. And when Skizz is about to hit him with his full enchanted diamond sword, Jimmy enderpearls outside of his base, just beside a button, which he press.

He says a really cool frase, and then all it can be heard are the explosions of tnt. His trap has work.

Skizz blew up

He won.

______________

I'm sorry for this. I really am. I slept like, an hour? I'm not sure. My head hurts. My face hurts and my brain is still loading. But i had this revelation and needed to share it. Hope you understand.

I don't intend to offend anyone with this post. Is just me exaggerating the bad things. All of the lifers or wherever the name is, are amaizing and cool, and we all know each of them lack at something but that's just part of being human.

We love them.

[sexycornenthusiast]

eden's garden minecraft server headcanons

Damon: Guy who loves elaborate piston doors. Thinks he's a better builder than he actually is. He and Eva take turns upgrading random stuff in each other's bases while they're offline as a show of dominance. His storage "system" has been a disaster since she was banned. Keeps finding chickens all over the place and doesn't understand where they're coming from.

Eva: Dug herself into a mountain 10,000 blocks away from everyone to build absurdly complicated redstone contraptions, none of which have much utility beyond being cool (eg. working calculator, world's most efficient pickle farm, machine that automatically launches chickens all the way to Damon's base, etc). Likes to build traps in random places. Currently serving a month long ban sentence for blowing up Wolfgang's entire base in a fit of rage (nothing survived. you can see bedrock in some places)

Wolfgang: Has been living out of Grace's basement since The Incident and spends most of his time out on quests to get her whatever items or blocks she asks him for. Building anything stresses him out because he's a perfectionist so he's pretty much embraced the homeless lifestyle.

Grace: Builds almost exclusively out of white concrete. Surprisingly good at making minigames and has recently been preoccupied trying to find the best way to build Minecraft golf. Never collects her own resources. Anything Wolfgang can't get for her, she steals from someone else's storage - usually Damon, Wenona, or Diana. She would love to steal from Eva, but Eva only has one chest with two string and a poppy.

Jett: Also makes minigames but they're kind of bad in a charming way. Claims that Mark lives with him, but Mark has never been to his base. Teamed up with Cassidy and Jean to build a subway system (ice boat tracks) between everyone's bases and has since become enamored with the idea of iceboat racing.

Mark: Does nothing but dig perfect 16x16 holes to bedrock. No beacon, no enchantments, just pure love of the game. It's stress relief for him. Anything he doesn't directly need for crafting more tools gets left behind in a chest. Every once in a while Jett comes by and throws him 4 stacks of cooked pork chops so that's all he eats. The others eventually realize that if they fence off an area and label it as 'to be cleared' he'll just show up and do it.

Cassidy: Technically the server owner but hates admining. Flexed her speedrun strats by beating the ender dragon on day one. Gave everyone a free elytra in the first week (Wenona threw hers into lava in front of her and they've been Minecraft enemies ever since). Spends most of her time either doing community projects or pranking people. Was in the middle of trying to convince Eva to help build a fully functional postal system before The Incident.

Wenona: Has a huge villager trading hall and a farm for pretty much everything. Half the server is indebted to her in some way. The true extent of her infrastructure is unknown even to her closest friends. If you visit her at the wrong time your game WILL drop to 10 fps. Has been caught online at 3 AM multiple times but always claims she was "just AFKing" (this is a lie).

Ulysses: Bad at video games. Can barely play and has a death count in the multiple hundreds. Makes a full map of the server every week or so. Whenever he isn't doing that, he just finds someone doing something interesting (usually Wenona but not always) and watches them like a personal livestream.

Ingrid: Better at the game than anyone expected and has died the least amount of times. Obsessed with armor trims and has a downright unreasonable amount of dogs. Doesn't trade with villagers but uses them as "background characters" for her medieval city build. Constantly the target of pranks like turning her house into an aquarium or encasing it in obsidian, but seems to genuinely believe her friends are just giving her gifts in silly ways.

Toshiko: Building in the same city as Ingrid but in completely different style. Somehow they've made it work. Never affected by the pranks against her basemate because the last time that happened she made them regret their entire lives. Tries and fails to hide the fact that she's afraid of the nether. Types in chat in full grammatically correct sentences complete with punctuation.

Jean: Has admin privileges and does most of the work on that front. Had the final say on Eva's punishment after The Incident. Can never stay in one area for very long and has built something unique in every one of his classmates' bases. Not all of them are aware of this fact. Has sooo many tridents and no one understands how he gets such good drop rates.

Desmond: Spawn-proofed his entire area immediately and now plays the game as a chill farming sim. Only leaves said area on special occasions. Has more food than he could ever use and doesn't care if people take it.

Eloise: Beat all the in-game bosses in a span of like a week then got bored and stopped playing (this is valid).

Kai: Built an actually really impressive castle, but it's all facade and no function (there are no lights on the inside and it doesn't even have a back). Lives in a pile of chests and shulker boxes in an open field. Can never find anything in it. Has a pink bed.

Diana: Plays with shaders. Builds beautiful landscapes like a painting in Minecraft and focuses a lot on little details and atmosphere. Loves doing interiors. Don't ask her what a repeater does because she will not know. Gets all her materials through hand-gathering and generous donations. Eva also tried to blow up her base, but she found the TNT and dug it all up, leaving behind only a few minecarts that did minimal damage.

[littlediscoveredstars]

Star Trek TOS play Minecraft!

-Jim is the server owner. He has good intentions despite…how it ends up going.

-Spock IMMEDIATELY takes off exploring. He eventually settles with Jim, though. (“Sure we can share a base, Spock!”)

-Sulu and Chekov disappear. No one has seen them since they spawned in. They did talk about a secret base, but they’ve become like cryptids to the server. (They saved Scotty once from a spider but no one believes him)

-Uhura wants to actually finish the game and focuses mostly on that. She stays in a random villager’s house, but makes sure to “contribute” to their farms and feeds the cows.

-Bones ends up staying with Kirk and Spock because he keeps dying to zombies. He takes over as the builder because “Damnit, Jim! I’m not living in a wood cube!” (They live in a literal three by four house with two beds and a crafting table.)

-Kirk loves mining and collects any resources Spock asks of him, even though he keeps getting stuck in caves and ravines.

-Spock eventually goes down to find him and brings him back up. (He made a compass and uses torches)

-Bones and Spock fight over organizing the chests, as well as the ethics of starting a pig farm. (“Bread is perfectly suitable as a food source. Killing and trapping these animals is immoral.” “But cooked pork heals way faster!”)

-They settle on a cow and chicken farm so Spock can make them cakes and soup.

-Scotty spends so long looking up redstone builds and he doesn’t even have a house yet.

-Sulu and Chekov suddenly show up to TNT McSpirk’s house. They get banned from the server and ridiculed irl by Jim. (“Do you have any idea how long I spent getting seventeen diamonds?!”)

-Uhura kills the ended dragon and never logs back on.