#Redstone contraptions

[presswoodterryryan]

The Redstone Rabbit Hole: Crafting Contraptions with Fluffy

By Mr. Fluffernutter Ah, my dear fellow inventors and tinkering tails! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to harness the power of electricity—to build machines, light up entire villages, and create contraptions that work while you sit back and nibble on a well-earned carrot? Well, gather ‘round, for today, we tumble down the Redstone Rabbit Hole! Minecraft’s Redstone is more than just…

[dad-dumpster]

i want daniel on his lap in s3….nonnegotiable + armand’s custom minecraft skin

[greenzilla4]

if cake is your favorite food item because minecraft... what's your favorite recipe in minecraft of all time? could be anything

ez

[milkweedman]

My cat loves wool maybe more than I do (her favorite thing to do with wool is rip it to shreds....her second favorite thing is to lay on it as though brooding wooly eggs, and refuse to move), but I didn't think she'd care about the linen blanket at all.

She seems to like it a lot though. I don't know if its because it smells a lot like me (or so I imagine, as I did spin this yarn and knit it up) or because she also has an appreciation for high quality natural fibers...hard to say.

[limewashedup]

it is so embarrassing that I'd probably actually listen to etho reading a phone book...

[saym0-0]

read a headcanon somewhere about all the hermits with lab coats (zed, doc, cub, theres probably more) where their coats r interchangeable like two will be hanging out together and somehow they'll end up with each others lab coats to the point where nobody knows whos is whos and tbh i just think thats so cute

[jaybirdscoffee]

i think the twins should introduce ford to minecraft. as a treat.

[majesty-perfectgrey]

not me trying to make the simplest Redstone contraptions and failing. It's me. I'm bad redstone

[mikaikaika]

Horrible realization that the letter Tubbo got from Fred yesterday might have not been from Fred actually. Tubbo himself said he believes that this is not in line with what they discussed cause they were gonna use a protected chest.

Now Bad was trying to set Tubbo up yesterday but he didn't go through with his plan. However, Bad's plan was so obvious yesterday that the whole chat was screaming at him that it will def backfire.

So what if Bad already went through with his plan and yesterday's letter was from Bad and now he easily has a book written by Tubbo where he is actively giving out information against the islanders to the Federation. Now this will lead to Tubbo being an outcast and end up in no one believing him further with any imp information. Only question is did Bad know about the place where Fred and Tubbo exchanged letters or not ?

[presswoodterryryan]

Real-Life Redstone: Can We Build a Working Minecraft Trap?

By Ariel I have a very serious question for all Minecraft players out there: What if Redstone worked in real life? Imagine a world where the mechanics of Minecraft’s Redstone could be translated into our daily lives. Could we booby-trap our house like a Minecraft dungeon, transforming our homes into whimsical fortresses filled with surprising mechanisms? Picture hidden doors that only open when…

[sunsetzer]

Modern AU Edgar would absolutely fuck with Minecraft. That's it, that's the whole post.

[lindentree]

@hermitadaymay day 7! Fae Mumbo propaganda time lol

[punsmaster69]

2/MAR/20XX

SUSPENSION OF DISTRACTIONS FOR:

HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES UNTIL THAT D̶

ROOM IS CLEAN, OR AT LEAST WALKABLE.

WALKABLE WITHOUT TRIPPING ON A SOCK LIKE YOU DID, AND ALMOST CRACKING YOUR SKULL OPEN ON YOUR OWN ATTACK, AND THEN NEARLY HAVING YOUR ENTIRE BOOK-PILE RAIN DOWN ON YOU.

HAD I NOT HEARD YOU FALL AND BEEN THERE TO CATCH MOST OF THOSE, YOU WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN BURIED!!

(NO, SANS, THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY "BURIED IN A GOOD BOOK".)

(THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE HAD IT BEEN JUST ONE, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE BOOK-AVALANCHES TO APPLY.)

(ALSO, STOP SAYING IT WOULD HAVE LEFT A BOOK𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘒 ON YOU IF I DIDN'T CATCH THEM.)

(ALSO ALSO, STOP SAYING IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BOOK𝘌𝘕𝘋 OF YOU.)

(THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!)

YOU HAVE A SHELF! WHY WOULD YOU JUST PUT THEM IN A STACK?!

AND HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IT TO REACH THAT HIGH???

——

hhhh

i'm alive

i know, i know.

i'm just as shocked as you are that i survived any amount of cleaning.

and uh, no.

i didn't get to just kick it under my bed.

he actually looked.

but, he also ended up helping anyway since i was

"-DOING IT WRONG, YOU CAN'T JUST SHOVE BOOKS SIDEWAYS?! SANS, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT!!"

it was supposed to be cleaned by yesterday, but i didn't get caught until it was late enough to claim being tired as a get out of jail free card.

i had to sleep on the couch, but i 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 choose that pretty often anyway.

speaking of choosing it, do you want to say hello, papyrus?

HE'S TRAPPING ME HERE LIKE A

FELIN E ——

thisisa choi ce

HE'S INDOCTRINATING ME INTO THIS "RELAXING" THING AFTER CLEANING LIKE IT IS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IN A DA Y—

hey you already did stuff like training and cooking and those meetings an—

THERE IS STILL MORE TIME—

shshshsh

just hang out with me

you need to chill

SANS.

.......IF I NEEDED TO "CHILL", I WOULD STICK MY HEAD IN THE FREEZER.

papyrus

M. MOVE. ???

no

it is chilling out time

what do you want to play

AARGHG THIS IS A HOSTA GE SIT UATION ? ?!

the option to shove me off is

WE BOTH KNOW

always there

THAT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT TO YOU.

-WAIT CAN WE PLAY THAT BUILDING GAME

yeah

I JUST GOT AN IDEA FOR A SLIDING DOOR ON THE DIAMOND HOUSE

the dark blue one?

YEAH!!!

sounds sick

kinda hard to do that if we're

still writing though

RIGHT.

GOODBYE!!!!!

seeya.

[hermitdream]

this is homophobia dream give me my damn points

[h2goat]

so many mods add the hydrogen bomb now we finally have the coughing baby