#Oneus incorrect quote

[random-incorrect-things]

Dongmyeong: You're ugly.

Xion: We're twins remember?

Dongmyeong: Fuck.

[pepemyfantasy]

Masterlist

In the future I plan to write: Imagines, drabbles, Stories/fanfictions, incorrect quotes, headcanons, MTL, reactions, etc

RULES

ABOUT ME

Requests open!

TV Shows + Games

The Penthouse

Yellowjackets

Fallout

The Boys

Marvel

Genshin Impact

Honkai: Star Rail

Kpop

Masterlists for all the groups/soloists I write for (+ my bias(s) and bias wrecker(s)

Group | Bias(s) | Bias wrecker(s)

BTS | Jungkook | Taehyung

SEVENTEEN | Woozi, Jeonghan, Vernon | Minghao

DREAMCATCHER | Siyeon | Handong

SNSD | Hyoyeon | Sunny

AESPA | Winter | Ningning

RED VELVET | Irene | Seulgi

TXT | Huening Kai | Beomgyu

TWICE | Jihyo, Jeongyeon | Nayeon, Momo

ITZY | Yuna | Lia

ATEEZ | Hongjoong | Seonghwa

GIDLE | Miyeon | Soojin, Yuqi

NCT (Mainly Dream) | Taeyong | Jaemin, Haechan

IVE | Yujin | Gaeul

WJSN | Bona, Dayoung, Yeonjung | Exy

[crowned-with-laurier]

Flight Attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small things are secured.

Oneus: [looking at Hwanwoong]

Hwanwoong: DON'T YOU DARE

[lilyrennifer]

Hwanwoong: When I was little-

Xion: *Snorts* ‘Was’

Hwanwoong: Listen here you fucker! 🤬

[monstax-incorrectquotes]

Changkyun: *pulls out a knife*

Hyunwoo: Oh no

Changkyun: *opens a box with the knife*

Hyunwoo, sighing: Oh

Changkyun: *pulls out a gun inside of the box*

Hyunwoo: oH No-

[onewerse]

ONEWE as things I’ve done

kanghyun: when I declared it was hot enough to ‘fry an egg on the pavement’ and then when I had to prove it, everything went wrong, the egg wouldn’t crack, and when it finally did, it merely splattered on the ground, without frying. there’s just egg on the ground.

yonghoon: chasing my sister around the house for a hug, only to proceed to trip down the entirety of my wooden stairs and roll into the wall, knocking down our mirror and breaking it.

dongmyeong: locking my brother out of the house, only for him to climb over our back gate, climb through a window and rugby tackle me.

cya: getting a nosebleed while in the queue at Starbucks, but being too stubborn to leave the long line, so I get served with my head held back and tissue up my nose, and they end up getting my name wrong because they couldn’t hear me properly.

harin: getting really drunk and singing ‘my heart will go on’ with all my will power in a random pub, crying as I get to the chorus and forcing my best friend to join me.

[incorrect-staytiny]

Bang Chan: there’s nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING them

Minho: I know right, I totally photosynthesise with that

[shineonus]

dongmyeong: *a dongju*

dongmyeong: no te dejaré hacer algo estúpido

dongmyeong: sin mí

[leedoor]

keonhee: did you know 1 in every 6 are gay ?

leedo: that means 1 of us is gay

woong: i hope it’s xion

ravn: we are all gay, you idots.

[in-correct]

Mingi: welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products

[Sprays hairspray into mouth]

Mingi: well, right off the bat I could tell you this one is not very good.

[malzenn]

Oneus as shit I've said part 4

Ravn

rip skkrt skkrt

Seoho

who am i, if not an enabler

Leedo

you don't understand, when i was 15, i didn't drink cough medicine because it contained alcohol

Keonhee

can't believe tiny little space fuckers are making me feel things

Hwanwoong

damn, your tits look amazing, no homo tho

Xion

you need to steal more

[random-incorrect-things]

Hwanwoong: Dear tall people, if we are walking together, please take in consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. I don't want to be sprinting to keep up with your leisure stroll, you fucking TITANS.

[yoseioneus]

Leedo: Ok, can we stop using the term 'butthurt', we're not twelve anymore.

Yosei: You sound a little asstroubled.

Seoho: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Xion: someone's having a tushytantrum

[crowned-with-laurier]

Ravn: *yawns*

Hwanwoong: yeah being pretty must be tiring

Ravn: *tilts his head* then you must be exhausted

Hwanwoong: *blushes furiously*

[lilyrennifer]

Hwanwoong: I have made the decision to trust you!

Xion: A horrible decision, really. 😐

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Leedo, about Dongmyeong: Friend of yours?

Xion: Brother, actually.

Leedo: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Xion: I'm the pretty one.