#incorrect oneus

[random-incorrect-things]

Dongmyeong: You're ugly.

Xion: We're twins remember?

Dongmyeong: Fuck.

[pepemyfantasy]

Masterlist

In the future I plan to write: Imagines, drabbles, Stories/fanfictions, incorrect quotes, headcanons, MTL, reactions, etc

RULES

ABOUT ME

Requests open!

TV Shows + Games

The Penthouse

Yellowjackets

Fallout

The Boys

Marvel

Genshin Impact

Honkai: Star Rail

Kpop

Masterlists for all the groups/soloists I write for (+ my bias(s) and bias wrecker(s)

Group | Bias(s) | Bias wrecker(s)

BTS | Jungkook | Taehyung

SEVENTEEN | Woozi, Jeonghan, Vernon | Minghao

DREAMCATCHER | Siyeon | Handong

SNSD | Hyoyeon | Sunny

AESPA | Winter | Ningning

RED VELVET | Irene | Seulgi

TXT | Huening Kai | Beomgyu

TWICE | Jihyo, Jeongyeon | Nayeon, Momo

ITZY | Yuna | Lia

ATEEZ | Hongjoong | Seonghwa

GIDLE | Miyeon | Soojin, Yuqi

NCT (Mainly Dream) | Taeyong | Jaemin, Haechan

IVE | Yujin | Gaeul

WJSN | Bona, Dayoung, Yeonjung | Exy

[malzenn]

Oneus as shit I've said

Ravn

in my good christian catboi server!?

Seoho

i don't want to be denatured

Leedo

i don't care if the dick glows in the dark

Keonhee

feeling bad isn't an excuse for war crimes!

Hwanwoong

consider, it's because of ✨ morning wood ✨

Xion

some people can't handle both nipples at the same time

[leedoor]

keonhee: did you know 1 in every 6 are gay ?

leedo: that means 1 of us is gay

woong: i hope it’s xion

ravn: we are all gay, you idots.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Police: you’re under arrest for carrying 5 people on a single motercycle

Ravn: wait, 5?

Police: yes

Ravn: FUCK

Police: sir?

Ravn: HWANWOONG FUCKING FELL OFF

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Leedo, about Dongmyeong: Friend of yours?

Xion: Brother, actually.

Leedo: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Xion: I'm the pretty one.

[elfmeloverse]

Dispatch: *following Keonhee*

Boss: any news?

Dispatch: sir, he won’t stop posing for the camera- and now HE’S following ME

[crowned-with-laurier]

Flight Attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small things are secured.

Oneus: [looking at Hwanwoong]

Hwanwoong: DON'T YOU DARE

[yeongwvnhi]

The 내꺼 하자 Guys and alignment charts

Thanks to @pixiescriptures for the idea😹😹

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[leedonly-blog]

what do you want to be when you grow up? (oneus ver.)

seoho: to be a comedian

leedo: to be a bodyguard

ravn: to be a fashionista

keonhee: to be a ballad singer

xion: to be an actor

hwanwoong: to gain height

luv u woongie

[applejwoos]

[texting]

Keonhee: it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

Hwanwoong: it’s called building an immunity, moron

[random-incorrect-things]

Hwanwoong: Dear tall people, if we are walking together, please take in consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. I don't want to be sprinting to keep up with your leisure stroll, you fucking TITANS.

[ohsuni]

xion: actually, my goal is to break every bone in leedo's body

seoho: hes making records. trust me ive been counting

ravn: uh so back to the news on our comeback,

[malzenn]

Oneus as shit I've said, part idk

Ravn: i will excuse accusing someone of necrophilia but i draw the line at catholicism

Seoho: i call it risotto and i barely ever put rice in it

Leedo: i'm not bli- im kind of blind

Keonhee: why is your first thought vore!!?!!

Hwanwoong: language fucker is just dirty talk

Xion: you go for their weak spot, and your weak spot is everywhere

[lilyrennifer]

Hwanwoong: When I was little-

Xion: *Snorts* ‘Was’

Hwanwoong: Listen here you fucker! 🤬

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

*Keonhee taking his drivers test*

*Keonhee driving through red lights and swerving between lanes*

Keonhee: we are livin in a material world and I am a material boy

Driving instructor: *screaming*