#incorrect onewe

[incorrectshinee]

[shinee-really-said-this]

SHINee as tweets

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin

[incorrect5hinee]

key: where the hell is my watch? i literally had it on two seconds ago

minho: i haven't seen it

jonghyun: me neither

onew: check your bedroom?

taemin, lurking in the shadows: 6v6⌚️

[random-incorrect-things]

Onew, talking about Minho: Is this a friend of yours, Key?

Key: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

[taes-children]

Taemin: My hobbies mainly include bouncy castles and slides.

Key: OMG, Taemin you are literally 30 years old.

Taemin *glaring*: MY HOBBIES MAINLY INCLUDE BOUNCY CASTLES AND SLIDES, YOU DAMN GRANDPA.

[beautifulliepainfultruth]

INCORRECT SHINee QUOTE

Taemin: "Hey, I might not be an edgy teenager anymore but I still got it!"

Key: "Got what?"

Taemin, leaning in so his lips touch the microphone: "A Personality Disorder"

[obeyme-lost-thought]

Headcanon: Mc dress code at HoL

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At the beginning, one of the things that bothered Mc the most was how Diavolo deprived them of home comforts with the story of the exchange student program. In their world, if Mc wanted, they could even walk around the house in their underwear, without worrying about others.

But with all this shit happening to them, they end up living in a house with strangers, who were also demons. Even while Mc were in bed sleeping, the first worry was what they were wearing, in case something happened and they had to leave the room without having time to change.

Now, after a year, the onew who are really scared are the brothers.

They don't have anymore a " guest room", but a Mc's room, and, inside, they could be presentable as they could be a thirst trap for these 24h horny demons.

And that could be OK, if this problem was confined in the room. But after a bit MC started to walk in panties and a large t-shirt, going in all HoL's places.

The first time they did it, Lucifer put on them his jacket and asked imposed MC to change. However, now it's the base-home-outfit of this menace of brothers' patience.

"If they are comfortable in this way, what we can do ?" They think.

And so, except when they have guest, MC walk in panties or whatever they feel comfy with.

Still, never go in their room without knocking first.

Unless it's Asmo

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Little inspiration from the incorrect quote "morally no, but I'm wearing pants if that what you asked".

[sanstropfremir]

hi hellooo pleasure to be here again!! i have come to rant

so last night i went a bit through your blog because i vaguely remembered that at some point there was a conversation about "stage presence" and how only kpoppies give a shit about it. and i found some asks from last year about this youtuber who made like a whole classification on stage presence with all this masculine overt dominant whatever categories. and i was mindblown because just yesterday i got recommended one of their videos and i was watching that stuff like wtf. that took me back to my early kpop days (which is like 2018 lol) when i also discovered the term stage presence and i thought i did something. anyway

i actually came here to talk about shinee's recent comeback!! from the little i've seen, there's some beef among shawols regarding wether shinee is really "shinee" anymore and i've seen some people saying they've unstanned bc of hard. like you do you ig

i've been thinking that i genuinely like the song, but indeed it doesn't have that classic shinee vibe. (also satellite best bside???) to me it's just like taemin key onew and minho got together to sing a song, but it's not "shinee" per se. and that's okay.

regarding performances i only watched the studio choom dance version and tbh for the first time in my limited shinee eras knowledge i thought that minho takes the cake for this one. idk if it's the fact that he's more stereotipically masculine (or at least coming across that way) or what, but honestly his part in the second chorus is my favorite. key is second favorite and again his part in the last chorus suits him a lot imo especially with the different choreo for it. as for taemin i'm glad he's bringing his poppiest pops forward because i swear i feels like that man's bones are snapping inside his body but other than that honestly i don't think he's enjoying this era too much fdjdvscg

hi hello again!!!

alksdjflksdafj not that youtuber again....they're a fucking plague i need them to read a fucking book for the love of god. just so profoundly uninformed, its mind boggling.

i've seen variations of this take since before the song even came out and honestly? i don't agree. you can not like the song for any number of reasons but the fact of the matter is that it IS a shinee song. what makes a shinee song is that it's their voices. that's all that makes a shinee song. for a group that has an extended history of genre experimentation, for fans to get mad or say it's "not them" when they DO do something experimental is cowardly and embarrassing. just admit that you don't like the song and move on. there will be a time when EVERY artist you love makes something that you don't. that's fine and normal. don't hide behind incorrect assertions like "it's an nct reject" or that it doesn't sound like them. they're artists that still want to explore and grow and they have agency to do that. it's not a failing to admit that you don't like something that your faves made, and i also think it's rude and denies them identity and agency to say that 'it doesn't sound like them', especially with this particular group.

personally what i think people are subconsciously getting at when they say a song doesnt sound like shinee is that it sounds incomplete because it's missing a voice. the same discourse circled around with dcm came out and people are not acknowledging that shinee is never going to sound the same as they did pre 2017 (2018 technically bc jonghyun's voice is still on tsol). they just aren't. the chemical makeup of the melodies is going to be different forever and people need to acknowledge and accept that. the four of them are doing their best to fill in that hole and theyre doing a great job, but there is still a hole.

[gaykey]

obviously take this with a grain of salt but i did see online somewhere the proposed sm plans for 2024 and there was an onew solo on it. tbh i don't think it'll happen and plus every year they have incorrect predictions on there, but if it did come from sm then at least it seems they're expecting him to return?

i never trust those pots that go around

they're usually just estimates and are so vague

they can expect, but plans could change

don't get me wrong - if jinki is healthy & fine, then of course i can't wait for him to return - it just doesn't seem like it'll happem any time soon

[incorrectshinee]

Minho: I feel like you favor Taemin between the three of us.

Jinki: WHAT!?! I don't

Kibum: You do let him do whatever he wants

Jinki: No, I treat all Taemins and non Taemins equally.

[shinee-really-said-this]

SHINee as kids test answers

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin

[incorrect5hinee]

Key: that's YOUR mess, you need to wash your dishes!!

Minho: i'm your sunbae so you have to wash them!!

Key: bitch are you fucking SERIOUS?? we're the same age who cares—

Jonghyun: when will they stop fighting and just resolve their arguments by kissing

Onew and Taemin: ????

[random-incorrect-things]

Taemin: l am a responsible adult!

Onew: *raises brow*

Taemin: I am an adult.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Leedo, about Dongmyeong: Friend of yours?

Xion: Brother, actually.

Leedo: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Xion: I'm the pretty one.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Yonghoon: going to plan b?

Cya: technically that would be plan g

Yonghoon: how many plans do we have? Is there like a plan m?

Cya: yeah but Harin dies in plan m

Kanghyun: I like plan m

[nekomura-tsukiyo]

Harin: I'm having guy troubles.

Kanghyun: The "his body won't fit in my trunk" kind of trouble or the "I like him" kind of trouble?

Harin: The I like him kind.

Kanghyun: Shame. I could have helped with the other one.

Harin: