#Plot.... rrrr

[ratcandy]

no I'm NOT also planning a self-indulgent side fic to this other fic I haven't even figured out a solid plan for yet GO AWAY

[selfshippinglover]

I don't usually find myself thinking this so I'm trying to enjoy it while I can but I think I'm actually Mr. Puzzles type?

Like, he's a guy that loves media so much he BECAME media

I'm a guy that loves analysing and obsessing over the media and it's characters

We r holding hands <333

[luckyashes-art]

you ever feel hungry enough for crumbs that you consider making things yourself

[jcollinswrites]

I wanna see Captain!MC in sexy see-through bath robe and lounge on their bed nonchalantly too! Damn you Ahmose — it shoulda been me, ME!!! RRRR (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

y must u make the captain so hot? (ಥ_ಥ)

Hahahaha I didn't make the captain hot, you imagined them like that 😛 Plot twist: the captain was you all along 🙂‍↕️

This is a new kind of love triangle. Reader falling in love with the character they play in a video game who falls in love with a different character in said video game. Romance-ception.

Sorry for waiting so long to answer this but I didn't want to give away the spoiler until the public update was up ✨

[mars-hi1009]

pls pls pls can u do a tickle fic of either lee hongjoong and ler seonghwa (ateez) or a lee The8 and ler the rest of seventeen pls. ( idea for each) Like for the ateez one what if seonghwa is doing his asmr lives and uses hongjoong for the asmr and like if The8 is trying to meditate and svt tickles him to try to make him break

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A separate fic will be posted for SVT

I am open to criticism

TW: feathers

I loved this idea so much I hope its ok <3

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Ler! Seonghwa

Lee! Hongjoong

It was a random Tuesday, and the members had schedules as they usually did. Yeosang, Mingi, and Yunho were at dance practice, Jongho, San, and Wooyoung at vocal. Seonghwa and Hongjoong were scheduled for a Matz ASMR live and were getting ready to start.

The staff members brought in some stuff for the live and Seonghwa seemed to be plotting something as he zoned out into space staring at the feather.

“Hwa you alright?” Hongjoong asked.

“Oh ya… just thinking about the live he said while grinning a little” Seonghwa replied.

“Ok….”

Hongjoong was NOT satisfied with that reply… something was going to happen and he didn’t like the feeling of it.

As the staff made the last final arrangements, they started the countdown to starting the live. Right when they started the live Seonghwa poked Hongjoongs side making him flinch a little and stare back at seonghwa wide eyed.

“hello atiny…” Seonghwa started off whispering into the mic while Hongjoong was still recovering from the slight poke which caused him to blush ALOT….. a little too much someone would say.

“Today we’re going to do a s m rrrr, right joong?”

“Huh, oh ya” Hongjoong said back into the mic

The live was going pretty well as Seonghwa was doing much of the ASMR work while Hongjoong was mostly talking and watching as he didn’t know exactly what to do.

Just then he felt a something brush against his year slightly causing a ticklish sensation. He quickly turned his head around to face Seonghwa and caught the glint of mischief in his eyes.

“Hongjoong-ah you aren’t doing anythinggggg” Seonghwa complained.

“Well- I don’t know what to do…”

“Hmm ok ok I think I know exactly what you should do… just sit there and hold on a moment.”

Hongjoong was a nervous wreck, his leg was shaking up and down and his face was once again red as a tomato. He knew what was going to happen, he just didn’t want to except it.

Seonghwa got something in his hand and said “Now you gotta be quiet ya?”

Hongjoong nodded in reply and just sat there closing his eyes, getting ready for whatever Seonghwa was about to do.

He felt a little squeeze at his ribs making him jump in his chair a little, and a feather kept tickling his ear making him cringe and giggle uncontrollably.

“kkk hehehe hwaaa shtohoppp”

“shh just sit back why are you so jumpy…”

At this point hongjoong is was quitely giggling non stop and smiling so hard while seonghwa kept switching between squeezing between poking and squeezing his ribs.

All of a sudden he started full on tickling deep into his ribs making hongjoong almost fall of his chair.

“YAHAHA ISH STOHOHOP” Hongjoong yelled. He couldn’t take it anymore and started full on cackling so loud.

“nop nop you got to quiet down joong”

“AHAH HA SHTOHOPP”

Seonghwa kept digging deep into Hongjoongs ribs making him laugh uncontrollably. Switching between spots right near his hips and ribs.

Then all of sudden Seonghwa picked up the feather again and started to wave it around, brushing against Hongjoongs neck and ear making him shiver to the touch.

“gehehe yahah dohont do hit”

Right then the staff signaled to ending the live, making Seonghwa stop to Hongjoongs relief.

“Ok atinys we have to leave now bye byee”

Both said their final goodbyes with Hongjoong stuttering a little but still noticeable. As the camera turned off Hongjoong was getting ready to leave, Seonghwa just had to do a little deep poke into his hips once more which cause Hongjoong to quickly turn back and look at him with pure revenge.

“Oho you are NOT getting away with this come here”

And with that Seonghwa started running with Hongjoong hot on his tail.

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡𓍯𓂃𓏧♡𓍯𓂃𓏧♡𓍯𓂃𓏧♡𓍯𓂃𓏧♡𓍯𓂃𓏧♡𓍯𓂃𓏧♡𓍯𓂃𓏧♡

[theangelsheardyou]

RRRR NOTHING ON MY BRAIN EXCEPT KAKEGURUI AU SKK

Ok instead of a a school it takes place within the Port Mafia which is the biggest gambling ring in japan

Pm dazai and chuuya here but dazai is 22 and the pm boss and chuuya lost his place as an executive after losing against mori in a gamble for his position

2 months afterwards mori mysteriously dies and dazai becomes the boss

He calls chuuya into his office and teases him about his loss and offers him a deal

A deal where if chuuya wins he gets his old job back

If dazai wins, chuuya has to follow a life plan dazai had made for him

In this plan he must leave the Port Mafia altogether and marry dazai and bear his kids

Oh did I mention this was omegaverse????

Not rlly bc it has nothing to do with scents or mating cause honestly I'm not feeling it

It's just an ideal world (where men can get pregnant as they SHOULD)

Anyway the game is called "Disappearing Dazai" it's a game dazai invented for this situation

The way it works is that each player is given a set of doors

These doors have a small plastic box behind them where you can store something inside

There are six doors each in a color from the rainbow and arranged as such

Then the player whose turn is first is given a small ceramic dazai doll

While the other player has their back turned and a blindfold on for extra precautions, the other will hide the Disappearing Dazai in one of the doors

Then the other player must turn around and take off the blindfold and try to guess which door holds the dazai doll

While chuuyas back is turned he focuses on the sounds of the door closing and the ceramic doll hitting the inside of the box

He hears it come from the left side

So when he turns around prepared to choose one of the doors on his now right side, he is surprised to see that the doors have been rearranged. Some are now on the opposite side, seemingly at random

Dazai says that the rules never mentioned rearranging the doors so it's definitely allowed

Confused and overthinking, chuuya chooses the wrong door

He stuck to his decision to thr sound coming from the right side and chooses an orange door, thinking that maybe dazai rearranged the doors first before inserting the doll

However, he is wrong

He realizes that the board they are playing on is made of velvet, which is a soft material that made him unable to hear the sound of the doors being rearranged

The truth was that dazai put the doll in the blue door, the one originally on chuuyas right, and then switched them after

Ok this is getting long and I'm too lazy to explain how the rest of the game goes so pretty much chuuya lost and now has to pay the price

He really doesn't want to and fights against it, but dazai tells him that no one in the pm respects him anymore after he lost to mori, and now his career in the mafia is forever stagnant at an underling position

He is no longer the strong and powerful chuuya nakahara, the gravity manipulator

He is now chuuya nakahara, the prideful idiot who bit too much than he could chew and lost pathetically

So now, since dazai is ever so generous, he gives chuuya a choice

He can remain in the mafia, however trapped in this unmoving, unpromotable state where he will never be respected again

Or he can obey dazai and willingly choose to live by his life plan, at least keeping his pride and erasing his embarrassing blunder from the past by cutting ties with the mafia altogether

And since I'm a silly lil fanfic writer ofc he chooses the life plan

From there it's kind of fuzzy with how I plan to keep it going buuuttt at least I got this much figured out

I wanna actually write this properly in fanfic form but I just made this to get the idea out there, see if people like it, get feedback, and so that when I do write it, I have a guide I can look at so I don't forget everything haha

BTW I had this idea at like 12 am last night while I was supposed to be sleeping so there might be some plot holes or something wrong with the logic

I'm especially worried about the logic of the game since I am nowhere smart enough to think of something actually on the kakegurui level

So anyway ya!! Watch kakegurui if u haven't since that's what this au is based on and if u know it you might understand the story better

Also it's got girls orgasming everywhere so....idk ur feelings abt that......

Anyway tell me what u think!! I'd love to get ur feedback and fix whatever mistakes I made!!

[zeroducks-2]

Hi! Hello! Welcome to another episode of

Reading Comics For The Plot

(all panels from Batman: The Button)

Look, look! With the blood streak on his brow and that smirk, Eo looks just like the Comedian's yellow pin!

Baby Bat :3 (I assume Bruce is Baby because Thomas is the average sized Bat, at least in Eobard's mind that is)

Don't mind me, I'm still reading this strictly for the plot

HI UMM ARE YOU LIKE, GOING TO BEAT HIM UP MORE OR...

(jokes aside, this story is very good. Tom King's ability to write gritty shit combined with Williamson's ability of just... writing good stories really pays off in this one. Also, )

BONUS!

RrrR.

[autumnbrambleagain]

replaying bg3 and it's really accentuating the two huge fucking problems with faerun/dnd/modern fantasy in general that make the game, no matter how well written, honestly pretty fucking mid

1: evil is just a thing. okay i love the idea of gods are just their thing sometimes. bhaal murder god loves murder because murder god murder go brrrrrr. okay neat!

apply that to the durge and it's like... look i get it murder is fucking great, i love a good murder, but what's the real motivation here? it's murder god go brrrrrr

shadowheart has very human motivations for shar but ultimately she was motivated into those motivations by brianwashing, a type of mental manipulation where your brian (the guy in charge of your reasoning) is made into a jerk

honestly i love the goblin camp i love these little assholes but they're all just unrepentant assholes and Default Bad Guys and look

it's fun to actually go from the tieflings where you're being careful with your words and minding the social contract and then youre' in the goblin camp and it's like holy fuck. i can actually just threaten people back instead of playing some complex social game where we pretend to be nice to one another? i can indulge in weird sadomasochism with a freak after 30 seconds of introductions? i love it. i love it.

and you can side with them, kinda! but if you kill all of the tieflings and the druids you lose like. a ton of game content? and as far as i understand it the "evil" route doesn't... have more content to make up for it? you kill off jaheira and she isn't like, replaced with another character? is she?

you can tell me i'm wrong and i'll love to be wrong and i know how impossible it is to fit multiple complex Routes into a game but that's the real bitch of it tho

the goblins aren't working towards anything but being patsies for evil god go brrr. if you side with "evil" in this kind of setting you aren't working towards actual, actionable goals other than a handful of people in power but mostly you're working towards evil god go brrr.

it's all evil god go brrrr.

no matter how good and interesting you make the writing it's in favor of a setting where evil exists as a tangible thing and its end goal and motivation is ultimately: evil god go brrr

2: the gods and heroes are way too important. everything kind of comes out of the gods being people who are just so thickly involved int the plot. gale's fucking a god. your dad's a god. you have another god as your camp pet. there's so little room for mortal stories to breathe and bg3 does a great job honestly of expressing the mortal lives that are struggling for breath among the world of the gods but god, it's fucking bleak

you are born with infernal parentage in a city and some guy makes a pact with an evil god who goes brrr and now you are in hell. you escape hell and now three more assholes whose three OTHER evil gods are going brrr means goblins are trying to kill you. ANOTHER asshole whose evil god go brrrr has a fugue state and murders you. your entire life is defined by god go b rrrr and like

i get it! it's a good metaphor! our lives are utterly at the whims of the rich and powerful who are like unto gods in our lives. the ancient gods were personficiations of impossible and unbargainable natural events and they went brrr and you endured

but god what a miserable setting to have a power fantasy in. what a miserable setting to daydream about. even if you're a god you're bound to all these rules, you can be killed, you can be replaced, you can be starved, you are a prisoner of Ao's rules. if you're a mortal you live your life following the rules of a god (who makes you go brrr) or else you get banished to a wall or a fugue plane or whatever the fuck is canon now

or your soul is stolen by a demon, or eaten by a monster, or bought by a devil.

but by nature this makes it a setting where the stories are all ultimately about the handful of people powerful enough to have agency and what they do to everyone who doesn't have agency

and bg3 does it very well! but like. fuck i dont know man

it's why in UWi the gods are explicitely retreated from interacting with the world and it's on mortals to do their own shit. it's why there's no objective evil and good and even assholes have their own reasons for doing shit.

your writing can be exemplary but if it's still situated in this weird christian-derived "objective good and evil" setting where the gods and heroes are classical gods and heroes, like

we DO have classical works about ordinary people getting fucked over by the gods we've had them forever

and bg3 does a LOT with it and i like it! lots of little people at the mercy of great powers and doing their fucking BEST and that's great!

but like

god what a fucking depressing setting?

settings can be depressing it's great if they are but like holy shit my dude

on a list of worlds i'd like to isekai to, faerun is like, fucking LOW on the fucking list

like i'd rather come back HERE than go to faerun faerun is fucking DIRE ok?

is my point i guess

oh you're gonna tag this one? okay do it

[crispy-kitten-princess]

Now I want to make tierlist to all books so

1. The Copper Gauntlet

Oh goddess... The suspense. Call's emotional state. The interactions. The plot. The secret. The magic that we are already familiar with. The road. The walking dead that listen to little boy's command. The grave. The corpses. The mystery. The scene where Call gains this powers. The truth open to his besties and worstie. The head on the Assembly's table. All together they make the purrfect book i can't

2. The Silver Mask

Plot is not so great and we know why. But i love the atmosphere, imo it's on its peak here. We finally get as close as we can to the Enemy of Death, to his family and life, it's like we are in his head. This book depicts the state of Constantine's mind, and gives us an answer to the question why he became what he became. Actually really creepy, corpses again oh yeah i love them lol. Jennifer) I'm so normal about her (upd. I forgot that the Jennifer moment happened in the 3 book and not in this so plus one to the BK). And we learnt a secret about chaos ridden and Jericho. It was mesmerizing. Once again, this series brought up the topic of death and soul, it is unique for its genre. I love how Call reaches his own point of no return here. Always nice to see this trope. Also giving up his morals and being left behind by his last alive friends like here get your consciences for being creepy and potentially evil! Lol. Would've been the top-1 if the final "battle" NEVER EVER EXISTED. The only good thing bout it is chaos ridden dance, which is a reference to Call's thought in the 2 book where he imagined if he told his chaos ridden to dance and jump on one feet synchronously. And ofc Call's loss of consciousness. You will always be my favourite.... I love when characters faint lol it's so dramatic idk!!! My blorbos. Also i like calmara moments they're stupid love them

3. The Iron Trial

Nothing tops the Iron Trial (maybe something tops but nvm)

4. The Golden Tower

My fav moment is when Call finds out he is Maugris. Like he must've got used to it already lol. I'm not even sarcastic here when i say i enjoy it, even though it wasn't necessary to the plot. And I like "Aaron in Call's head" gags so much that i even won't put this book on the last place. And calmara. And Alex being the iconic 17 yo super gothic punk villain lol (nope it was awful rrrr)

5. The Bronze Key

Well idk. Many cool moments, many nice interactions. But it's just too plain and so boring. I don't even remember the plot. And Aaron was bullied and then fucking died, didn't enjoy it very much tbh. Call got to jail, lol. Anastasia is creepy and annoying. On the other hand i remember the moment when Call used his magic to stop the fire in the whole room, epic!!! Hehe. upd. And Jennifer) love her

[suckishima]

:O!! First and next for the questions? (And pov if youre feeling up to it!)

Aaah thanks for asking!! Current WIP is that tsukkiyama post and pre timeskip nonlinear thing I’ve been working on for a while lol, so these are all from that!

I’ve already posted the first sentence here, so I’ll give you the first two sentences of the current chapter I’m on instead:

The former Sendai City Gymnasium had been an anchor point in Kei’s life for as long as he could remember. He had orbited around it for years, often changing phases between visits.

(that might change a bit since i usually try to use any sort of space imagery really sparingly in tsukki centric fics lol - but also whenever i think of the sendai gym i think of that big moon sculpture thingy on the wall so it felt sorta fitting here too?? idk, this whole thing is a big work in progress lol)

For the next line, maybe this?? (also very subject to change lolll, i’ve been going back and forth with this little part for like two days lol)

Irony struck with the clang of an old, rusty bell. It was so low that Kei wondered with mild amusement if the others could even hear it.

And okay I just spent like twenty minutes trying to come up with something good for the POV swap aaaand basically it just kept sounding like the same scene but not as interesting imo alksjdas, soOo here i’ll just give a regular excerpt instead. Under the cut bc VERY SPOILERY for manga spoilers!!

This is a little bit from a much longer scene in the second chapter that takes place the night that Karasuno loses to Kamomedai.

Yamaguchi’s voice was small. “It was scary to see him just… not be able to get up today.”

Kei swallowed, annoyance coating his throat as he remembered how his own leg had just stopped moments later.

Hinata was always full of nothing but disturbing passion and enthusiasm. A stamina monster. He was supposed to be something genuinely and fundamentally different than Kei.

“What’s scary is that we were all surprised.” Kei turned to face Yamaguchi, who now had his temple resting on his arms, facing Kei at a ninety-degree angle. “He actually had us fooled into thinking he wasn’t human.”

[slvttymilkshake]

hii!! could you write sub!Spencer x Dom!Male reader smut with Spencer from season 2 being a clueless virgin and being really excited (horny) but also nervous about getting with the reader, meanwhile the reader is experienced and tries to take it slow with him but Spencer is just so needy and desperate it ends up with reader fucking his brains out. (idk how to word it but he just makes Spencer an absolute wreck) and he loves it.

sorry if its too specific but i had an idea and i can't write for shit, plus i absolutely adore your writing <33

Meorrrereewrrr,,,,,rrrr,rrararsrarrrrr,,,,,GG,grrrdrarararar yes....I love this SO MUCH

Warnings: Smut with no plot,,, because I just wanna get to the spice ASAP

Virgin Bottom!Spencer X Male reader

You were amazed at the sight in front of you, Your pretty, Nerdy boyfriend was laying in bed, an aching bulge visible in his pants, his tie was loose and his hair was all over the place, it was amazing and god it made you hard...

Spencer looked at you, his eyes seeming... desperate, craving...you, you walked over to him, climbing onto the bed and gently grabbing his hips, you knew he was a Virgin, so of course you wanted to go slow, not wanting to hurt him or make him uncomfortable, you slid your hand down to his crotch, palming his aching bulge, he mewled and clutched your shoulders, clearly sensitive "hm...so sensitive~" you said, teasing him, he smiled and his cheeks turned redder than what they already were "i-i...I wanted to...I wanted you to touch me...so, I rarely-...u-um..." Spencer tried to say, but you knew what he meant, and that boosted your ego enough as is "mm...you wanted to save all this for me~..." You chuckled.

You stopped palming him, clearly enjoying seeing him so desperate and ragged, he was always somewhat calm and collected, so seeing him like this...was heavenly, you took off your shirt slowly, making Spencer squirm in excitement, once your shirt was off, you grabbed Spencers tie, pulling him close and kissing him, as you both kissed, you grabbed him and slid him onto your lap, basically making Spencer straddle your lap, both your erections were pressed together, making you both groan nerdily, but you of course wanted to be slow since Spencer hadn't had sex yet...but at the same time, it all felt heavenly and you wanted more, Spencer whined softly and muttered "I-i want y-you so fucking bad!..." The sheer desperation in his voice almost made you snap.

But of course, you held your composure and said back "we'll go slow....I don't wanna hurt you baby...okay?" But that clearly upset Spencer since he then shook his head and quietly sobbed out "n-no please!...i-i want you....wreck me..make me go dumb, I don't care!..i-i want you...I need you-" and almost immediately, you passionately kissed Spencer as you stripped both of you, gently pumping his cock as you both kissed, making Spencer moan into the kiss, after a bit, you slid a few fingers into him, prepping him for your cock, he shook and moaned, your fingers prodding his prostate, causing tears to roll down his cheeks from the pleasure.

You almost cummed right then, it was amazing seeing him like this, he was always so composed, so seeing him so needy was something completely new...but amazing, you felt him grip your shoulder before saying "s-stop...i-im gonna c-cum!" You chuckled slightly and pulled out your fingers, letting him calm down a bit before you pumped your cock for a bit and gently slid into Spencer, you could tell it hurt a little, making you still, you didn't want to move until he said he was ready, so you patiently waited, after a few minutes, he started rocking his hips while moaning, and that told you that he was ready, so you placed one hand on his waist, and the other on his thigh as you started thrusted, making the both of you moan, it felt amazing, and the fact that Spencer was a Virgin, it made you happy knowing it was you that got to do this to him first.

You knew he'd cum quickly, but you didn't mind, he whined softly as cum spilled out his cock and onto his chest, and you smiled at him, thrusting a few more times before cumming, you had made sure to keep a box of tissues nearby for when you were done, so you carefully grabbed the tissues and cleaned the both of you up, and not long after, you both fell asleep in each other's arms, Spencer definitely needed to rest after all that.

Sorry I've been gone so long...I haven't been able to find the motivation to make anything recently, so I hope you all understand,,,and I hope you enjoy this fic <3

[lovinqmils]

ꜰᴀʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜᴏᴍᴇ┊ avatar x human!reader

Warnings: follows avatar twow plot (aka spoils the whole thing) , sfw (don't even try me w anything weird) , some ooc, use of y/n, female reader, argument?

can also be found on wattpad: @lovinqmils

THIS IS A STORY (NOT A ONESHOT) SO IT'LL HAVE MULTIPLE PARTS

I don't speak na'vi, so all the na'vi words are from google pls forgive me if they are wrong (┳◇┳)

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6

TW: ARGUMENT

PART 2: " DANCER " 1.9k words

you sat on your desk chair, curled up in a ball mumbling angry complaints about your current situation

“how could they do this to me..? why would I want to get closer to my potential killer!?”

you fell silent as you heard a knock on your bedroom door, reluctantly getting up you slowly opened the door and saw a young human boy, who you often saw in the lab, standing in the doorway.

‘wait! maybe I won’t have to face them after all!’ you thought, your eyes lighting up with the hope that you wouldn’t be spending a painfully awkward 2 hours with the blue creatures Jake’s sons as you had dreaded.

“…can we.. uhh come in?”

oh great..we

clearly, you weren’t as fortunate as you’d hoped

“..sure.” you said, a tinge of disappointment in your voice , “two of you will have to sit on my bed, I haven’t got enough desk space” you returned to your desk chair sitting snug up against the wall, awkwardly looking at the table.

there was only one spare seat, so naturally the human boy took a seat in front of you, while Neteyam and Lo’ak sat next to each other on your bed.

“..so let’s start with basic introductions first, im sure you’ve..uhh seen me around, but my name is Spider” the human boy awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, turning towards his two friends, silently begging them to introduce themselves.

“Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan,” he looked up noticing your confusion, “…Neteyam.”

letting out a tired sigh, “I’m Lo’ak”

“i’m y/n,” you said, your gaze never leaving sight of your desk in front of you

the first 45 minutes consisted of intense stares from Lo’ak and Neteyam while Spider was trying to teach you how to pronounce, “my name is y/n”, however, it was clear that you weren’t gonna get very far any time soon

“no, you have to make like an rrrr sound”

“…how am I supposed to make an r..r-rrr sound!?”

the conversation in the room grew quiet, spider rubbing his temples (trying to convince himself that he was not a bad teacher and that you were just slow)

“who really are you..?” Lo’ak spoke up, looking at you up and down . it was now clear that they had never really stopped suspecting you. you paused, taking a deep breath, you were starting to get annoyed with the number of times you'd been asked that question.

“…who do you think I am?”

this answer drew everyone’s attention, the atmosphere quickly became tense, however, you remained in complete eye contact with Lo’ak awaiting an answer.

“..a spy” he paused, “I think you're a spy, sent from whatever dumb planet you came from , helping with whatever the sky people here are trying to do.”

you let out a low chuckle; now you were annoyed, “you must think you’re really smart, sorry to break it to you but if your tiny blue brain still can’t process what I’ve told you a thousand times, I’m not sure you’re fit to be asking all these questions”

you stood up from your seat, walking towards Lo’ak before Neteyam held out his arm protectively in front of his brother. Normally at the mere sight of Neteyam, you’d run away in fear, but the fact that the two of them couldn’t even last two hours without giving you dirty looks was extremely irritating.

“calm down, you sound quite rich considering you were flailing around in the forest a couple of days ago.” Neteyam scoffed, moving to take a step forward so he was now towering over you

“wait..are you kidding me!?” your eyebrows furrowed together and your mouth agape in shock, “what were you expecting me to do?” this time you take a step closer, now forcing Neteyam to shuffle back. “I appear in this random place, stripped away from everything I ever knew. piecing together whatever little survival info I had trying to find help, only to be attacked by..by wild ape things and you expect me to be calm?!”

“hey! you don’t get to insult my friends like that,” Spider was now standing, roughly pushing your shoulder to get you’re attention, “what did you want him to do? not protect his clan, his family? I understand you're stressed but-”

“you..understand..? being forgotten, as a baby, does not mean you can relate to me” all the stress and anxiety had finally caught up with you, you weren’t expecting an apology but they could at least be mindful of what they were saying

“if his family is so important, he should be able to feel even the slightest bit of sympathy” you turned to Neteyam, “try to imagine..being kidnapped, taken by force, and waking up in an unknown land, your family nowhere to be seen. you’re not familiar with anyone so ‘naturally’ you get attacked, then you get bombarded by thousands of questions, being examined hundreds of times. After all that, you overhear that you may not be able to see your family again.” you scoffed, “so, forgive me if I am being dramatic, I hope my ability to be calm won’t affect you too much.”

everyone looked at you in shock, sure they could see you were stressed but they did not expect you to burst out in anger like that. you walked over to your wardrobe and took out a black box from the top cupboard, walking towards the door you said,

“we have around 30 minutes left, if you need me I’ll be behind the lab. once the time is up, get out.” your voice was laced with venom, you were blinded by intense rage and stress that you refused to spend any longer around them.

you walked out of your bedroom and told the working scientists you were going for a walk, leaving before they could question you any further.

the three boys were frozen, they didn’t know what to say. Neteyam felt a small pain in his heart when he heard you say that you might not be able to see your family ever again, as he knows that without his family, he has no purpose. Lo’ak was also confused, he didn’t know how to feel. he wasn’t in the wrong for suspecting you, but he started to regret giving you nothing but judgmental stares for the past hour and a half.

“uhm.. do we just sit here and wait for 30 minutes…?” Spider awkwardly turned to look at his friends, this was the first time they’d been in such a…unique situation.

“no, let's just leave now. I’ll tell dad she wanted to end it early.” Neteyam dusted himself off and walked out the bedroom, Lo’ak and Spider following suit. they waved goodbye to the scientists, and quickly walked out of the lab.

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you stormed out of the lab, your nails digging into the sides of the black box. once you had found a nice clear area behind the lab, you knelt down on the grass and opened the box. inside were 3 things, all of which you had stolen borrowed from other scientists. the first thing was a walkman, you were confused as to why somebody had something that old in their possession but you needed some form of music so you took it anyway. the last two things were dance equipment; pointe shoes & toe pads, you were a dance student back on earth so taking them was a no-brainer.

after tying the ribbons on your pointe shoes, you adjust your sweatpants and slip on the walkman pressing a button to play whatever music tape was left inside.

as the music flooded your ears you allowed your body to melt into the rhythm of the music, your feelings drifting away as you moved. you smiled and pretended as if you were performing on stage, acting out the very story you were dancing to. as the song reached its climax you softly hummed the melody, turning faster yet obtaining your elegance. this was a routine you had done thousands of times before yet it was still the one that you enjoyed the most.

------ ---- ------

Lo'ak's ears twitched as he came to an abrupt stop.

"what?" Neteyam stopped walking and turned to look at his younger brother

"listen," Lo'ak whispered turning towards a certain direction of the forest. Giving nobody a chance to respond, he started to walk closer to where he heard the sound coming from.

"look," Spider pointed in your direction

"what's she doing?" Lo'ak asked, looking directly at your pointe shoes

"I think she's..dancing?" Spider replied. he and Lo'ak were now crouching behind a bush, trying to get a better look at you without making it obvious that they're watching you. Neteyam on the other hand, stood next to a tree, mesmerised at the way you moved. how effortlessly you turned, while humming a soft tune.

"is she balancing on her toes..!? is that a human thing?" Lo'ak turned to Spider n nudged his side repeatedly, trying to make sure he wasn't seeing things

"how would I know!!? I don't know everything about earth!" Spider groaned, attempting to stop his friend from bruising his ribs

after hearing a loud noise, you immediately stopped dancing and took off the walkman, turning in the direction of the sound. you spotted two blue figures; one in a bush and one shamelessly standing by a tree. you moved your gaze slightly to the right and saw small a head of blonde dreadlocks.

you chuckled, "so much for a spy, huh?" you sat down on the grass and started to untie your pointe shoes, while Spider and Lo'ak stood up from their 'hiding' spot

"what were you doing?" Spider asked, looking at your pointe shoes

"aren't you a human?" you picked up your pointe shoes and walked towards him, "I was dancing, the style is called ballet. these are pointe shoes , I wear them to...make my dancing look more graceful?" you passed Spider one of your pointe shoes and gave Lo'ak the other, before turning around to put the walkman back into the black box.

"uhh...I'm gonna need those back" you coughed awkwardly, pushing forward the black box and gesturing for them to put your pointe shoes in the box. after closing the lid on the box, you slowly looked at the three of them your mind tracing back to the heated conversation earlier.

"sorry-"

"about earlier..-" you started,.

Lo'ak looked up in embarrassment and pointed toward you, signalling for you to speak first

"I didn't mean to blow up at you guys earlier," you turned to Neteyam, "I was wrong to blame you like that... I guess I just don't know what to do anymore" you took a step back and cleared your throat, trying to remember a short Na'vi phrases you had been taught,

"Oe..tsap'..palute s..see?"

you looked up, a deep blush immediately rushing up your cheeks as you saw the confusion on their faces

"do you mean..Oe tsap'alute si?" Neteyam looked at you in amusement, while Lo'ak and Spider burst out into laughter

"you...you know what I meant!" you held the box closer to your face, trying to hide your humiliated face, "look..I'm sorry okay!"

"sorry for being...rude," Lo'ak sheepishly said, still chuckling from your poor attempt at speaking the Na'vi language

you smiled and waved goodbye to the trio, "see you guys next week!" they waved goodbye and headed deeper into the forest

maybe...just maybe they weren't as bad as you thought

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thank you so much for reading ! please make sure to comment who you'd like for the love interest <33

[crackedegotheories]

Why, hello there, friend.

In today’s video (NEW BIGFOOT - BIG DEAD), there’s an interesting...thing that shows up in only a frame or two when Mark finds his drone doesn’t have a signal (at the 8:14 mark).

Huge red eyes, open mouth with a mix of human teeth and very sharp fangs, it wouldn’t look out of place in a 3 scary games jumpscare except its appearance is entirely silent and easy to miss by just blinking at the wrong time.

Now, a reasonable person might suggest that Rachel (the editor of this video), just slipped something into an existing in game No Signal error. It’s happened before, and that would certainly be the simplest answer.

On the other hand, an unreasonable person might look at this and try to poke it with a stick. Especially when that person has been slacking in the whole ego theories department for a while now, because hey, editor egos count too, right?

Like Lunky, the regrettable result of Mark trying to fill the void left by Lixian taking a few days off of work that has haunted the channel and its theorists for just as long as that one train clip. (Don’t make me talk about the train clip.) The unholy abomination of a doodle who seems connected to the various monstrous entities plaguing the 3 scary games videos. (If you want a far more in depth and serious break down of that series and running plot line that seems to be going on, check out @canceltheact​‘s blog because you’re not going to find it here).

Lunky who, in the Baddest Ending of the mini choose your own adventure hidden at the end of Mark’s The Longeyed Project video, freed two similar malformed versions of Marcus and Rachel. Perhaps these are now wreaking their own havoc in anything remotely like a scary game in the lead up to the 100th 3 scary games video?

Big, bulging eyes, serrated mouths, nothing even close to resembling a nose...Maybe “No Signal” up above is one of these two, perhaps R-

Rrrr...

Uh, what’re these two’s names again?

Whatever, point is, maybe we’ll be seeing more “new friends” in unexpected places, especially as we get closer to that milestone video and potentially whatever’s next in the Lunky v. Lixian saga. You never know what might be hiding in the static...

[valleynix]

No coz anon is so right. I stand with them on how it's nice that there's so little actual sex in TPtM. That's just another thing I love in your work, that for most of the time they just share forehead kisses, hold hands and just spend time together. They're comfortable in each other's presence and we can feel the connection between characters in subtle ways that just go with the flow of the plot and seem right. I am so tired of sex scenes that just feel so unnecessary. Refreshing, actually. Opinion might be biased but that's the best romance written out there

the thing is- most of the time it wouldn’t even make sense plot- or pace-wise?? like someone mentioned they wouldn’t have stopped Bela in the beginning of chapter fifteen, but i feel like we forgot Reader had JUST - literally the DAY BEFORE - been through two very heavily traumatic situations and they wouldn’t want to have sex right after ?

it’s been so nice to write them just existing with each other or figuring out how to navigate their relationships while being different people, while also figuring out how to proceed with Reader’s… yknow… dumbass…

the only reason i’ve waited this long to even include sex (or almost-sex, like with Daniela in chapter twelve) is because it wouldn’t make sense for the plot. Reader is heavily traumatized and doesn’t even trust that they can tell anyone about who they really are, so why would they trust anyone with seeing them vulnerable??

idk but to me, sex scenes have to mean something and make sense in the plot. like, for example, both Alcina’s and Cass’s are going to be about fully trusting Reader and their intentions and that they really mean no harm, whereas Dani’s is just going to be about finally letting someone see her ACTUALLY vulnerable and opening up, and Bela’s is going to be about how much they can trust her to keep her control in check and that she sees them as a person, rather than a disposable stress reliever (like the maids)

RRRR but anyways- it has to make sense to me and i much prefer the little cute moments of romance as opposed to sec 24/7. even if there is sex, is has to make sense or i leave the fic completely 😭

but it does make me happy to know y’all share pretty similar thoughts with me :’) <333

[eclysia]

rrrr

okay.. so it takes a bit of rng but the same slowbro set works

slowbro @ life orb level 100 modest nature 252 hp / 252 spattack / 4 def -stored power -iron defense -nasty plot -slack off

stall time until gren wipes your stat buffs. i spent this time defense cheering

set up three iron defenses and nasty plots, slacking off when needed. crits are deadly and might warrant a reset

stored power until its dead

[edencardoso]

( student / waitress at sherry's diner ) eden cardoso ( 24, she/her, cisfemale ) we hear eden is engaging, charismatic, & strong-willed, but can also be insatiable, disloyal & selfish. ( lulu antariksa ) ( dia )

SOME BIO INFO ⁠—

Born and raised in NYC, Eden moved to California after graduating high school in order to forge her own path away from her unreliable and severely estranged mess of a family. Before she was born her mom was an underpaid 9 to 5 customer service rep as well as (for lack of a better word) a full time gold digger that firmly had her sights on courting a Wall Street millionaire, but then the truth got out that her involvement with him was merely a mistress situation. When she found out he had a wife that he wasn’t going to leave anytime soon, their part time relationship fell apart... around the same time she finds out she’s pregnant. 9 months of drama and bargaining later, baby Eden naively arrives into the world and spent her childhood without ever knowing who her father is, other than the fact that her mother receives anonymously sent money each month + money put aside in an unseen savings account for Eden to access once she is old enough. During her teens Eden and her father were able to spend some time together intermittently, but both are so obviously out of their element around each other such awkward occasions were usually reserved for birthdays and holidays. Once Eden reached legal age, her mother fell back on old money hungry habits and tried to guilt Eden into giving over the funds to her to ‘manage’ (read: selfishly use as she saw fit). Eden, wanting to not be involved at all, gave over 3/4s of her inheritance, keeping just enough so she could be left unhassled and have a decent Fresh Start when she moved to California - a plan she’d been privately plotting many years in advance. 

Officially realized she was Gay, rather unceremoniously, when she went through a hookup phase during her first few months in Cali when she was homeless/traveling up and down the west coast as much as possible before she decide where to settle. She either couch surfed or relied on chatting someone up at a bar and being asked to come home and spend the night with them. She soon found out the encounters with girls hit wayyy different than with guys, and quickly stopped sleeping with guys altogether. Her sexuality ultimately went on to become something she used as an ego-booster. She doesn’t believe anyone is 100% Straight and will go the extra mile to prove she’s right. If she had to be summed up in a song, it’d be Beyonce’s Ego (which 100% is her go-to karaoke song) + Paramore’s Misery Business.

HABITS / TRAITS -

Personality-wise, asides from the qualities listed at the top of this page, Eden is quite stubborn, abrasive and guarded. Her upbringing makes her think everyone wants something from her/has hidden motives. Very much a follower of the motto “better to ask forgiveness than permission”. Puts up a steely front of being super independent because she wants to act like she can manage everything herself. To openly ask someone else for assistance is the most mortifying concept to her. Is lowkey stressed trying to shoulder everything on her own 24/7 but won’t show it because how others perceive her is of the utmost importance to her, and she wants to seem cool, calm, collected, and desirable at all times. Has never been in a Relationship because no one meets her unrealistically high standards. Can seem like a cold bitch when she’s fixated on a project, so will later overcompensate and be extra suave and complimentary towards anyone she thinks she’s offended in the moment. Loves running her mouth arguing about things.  Loves power and control - if she’s the one with it. Very cunning, smart, and unemotional. Strongly doesn’t believe in romantic love, but will use it as a manipulation tool via flirtation/flattering others.  Is enrolled in a part-time online university course majoring in business because she wants to start up her own one day so she doesn’t have to answer to no boss/authority other than herself. She predominantly works night shifts at the diner because she likes to have the day to herself to do whatever she wants. Also enjoys people watching - and the most fascinating characters tend to pop up at night time. She’s very observant of people, which usually manifests through brutally honesty commentary or thickly layered on flirtation. 

CONNECTIONS IDEAS -

Other previous New Yorkers she might have known whilst growing up

Anyone she hooked up with during her homeless hoe phase

A regular customer at the diner that she always ends up assigned to... whether this is a good or bad circumstance could be a fun variable. The fact that they’re always running into each other could make them fast friends that use her shift as an excuse to chill together, orrrr it’s someone super opposite to Eden and they have a reluctant sort of love-to-hate you dynamic because since she’s working she’s at their beck and call, no matter how much she’s irritated by them.

Study group friend/s that she lured over via tinder instead of connecting irl with her real classmates bc she’s shallow and wanted to hangout with someone cute instead

Workout buddy

Diner co-workers

and more! But that’s all my tired brain can articulate right now, kthxbye.