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My annual sad wet little half-elf man painting (silver fox edition)
#Art from the swamps#Posh and Repressed or Repressed and Posh#ttrpg#character artist#character art#digital art#dnd#dnd character#d&d#fantasy art#dungeons and dragons#dnd5e#dnd commissions#Rogue#Swashbuckler#Paladin#oath of the ancients#illustration#half elf#wood elf#elf#clip studio paint
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Not sure if you were already asked this but how did you get into Hollyoaks? Specifically Hayray? Was it through TikTok, YouTube etc? What has been your favourite moment of theirs so far?
I got into hollyoaks/hayray bc of tumblr actually! I saw a gifset of them bc one of the people i followed posted them - probably @/tylerposey or @/celebrategaylove . I actually remember vaguely older posts about them, like i remember seeing the pics of them in the folly for the pride episodes and I thought that they were on some cbbc show or something, and I remember seeing sooo many gifs of them tripping each other over when they were supposed to be teaching the year sevens football. Those ones caught my attention.
I think I must have seen a gif of their first kiss bc it was that week that I went to youtube and watched one of the playlists of all their scenes over two days and I have been insufferable about them ever since.
My favourite moments would have to be their first kiss and their first time. Both were so devastatingly sweet. And the folly pt.2 where they confessed their love.
I also love Lucas talking about Dillon in the church scene, and to John Paul, and the confrontation during pride. And when Lucas comes out to his dad. I am a sucker for angst and love confessions, clearly.
#i am insane over the gay dads with gay son storyline actually#like i didnt write that book about a lesbian discovering her dead aunt is gay for nothing#you guys made me cave and watch them it only took a year lol#also i have been vaguely aware of hollyoaks all my life but always thought of it as on the posh side of soaps#and i only ever watched emmerdale for a few months for aaron and robert#its sooo funny to me that i clocked nate as having cbbc energy#ask#hollyoaks#hayray#my fave eps are the pride ones and probably thursday last week#my previous hyperfixation was dead boy detectives so liking another ship with a desi guy and a repressed 16yr old was not unlikely
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If I had to pick a celebrity that I think the Narrator is closest to personality wise it would 100% have to be David Mitchell
#tsp#tspud#tsp narrator#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp shitpost#david mitchell#narrator has a three point pen policy#stanley would be lee mack in this situation#next time you watch WILTY imagine it as those two#posh and repressed
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its so beautiful how a posh white bloke from the edwardian era and an 80's working/middle class ska-punk can both, despite differences across time and upbringing, be united in having horribly repressed gay thoughts
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CRACKS KNUCKLES heres some parasocial nonsense. pls dont take too serious im just being silly.
insp by @inchidentally the 814 essay GOAT… Hi.
Okyeah analyzing this video and recent posts.
So Like. oscar piastri being the normalTm guy whos still w his hs sweetheart, wears graphic tees and beat up af1s and still vacations w the guys he grew up w, who was actually kinda socialized (as well as any other well-off posh kid who’s parents could afford the luxury of fucking them off to boarding school i digress).. but like, he played pranks w the Lads and got congratulatory slaps on the back, his first crushes wer probs navigated in small talk during class and walking together in the halls? generally just a guy who balanced his social life and Career to Some relatively healthy degree so it’s not like Completely foreign to him how to talk to girls and make friends. and so he gets that building an intimate relationship w someone is mostly just hanging out, experiencing new food tgthr, new movies, walking around a new city, he just gives such a NORMAL GUY answer of a perfect date, and i think part of being socialized the way he was gave him the understanding that grandiose gestures of love kinda just come off as disingenuous. oscar jus reads as a guy whos never resorted to showboating bc his introduction to romance was just like anyone else, awkward shuffling and bonding on the weekends over pizza and homework. and even as a formula 1 RACE WINNER GUY W MONEY hiiiiii, he still has such a cute simple recipe for a perf date bc hes been through it. he knows how to court someone bc it worked and its been working!!!
then on the flip u have THE peacock tm, shirt unbuttoned so low might as well forgo it atp, lando norris whos perfect date idea is hi, (wtf.) YACHT. and sex (exhibitionist freak. sorry who said that…) like boyyyy oh my god shakes him by the shoulders u are so not normal. lando norris, who’s always ben a little comfier than his peers growing up. always out of place bc his dads pockets were Open and Ready to ensure he never had to worry about pinching pennies for some chips after class Yeah and he doesnt even know it bc thats NEVER been his life? yeaaa and add in a dash of Always being on the race track, never rly socializing w. girls or boys who weren’t in direct competition w him, turning 19 and immediately being sized up to his older hyper-masculine charming And sexy teammate. (getting carried away mb)


lando himself explaining that having to grow up so fast and be a good boy (His words.) prevented him from finding his footing in social settings and only now being able to experience these things at 23/24?!

i digress now also factor in his (alleged…) favorite movie is a silly romcom?! (also maybe just peacocking tho bc “girls love a guy w a soft side” and lando wld know bc he watched one movie about it…. like srsly u want me to believe the hangover and stepbrothers belong in the same category as Romcom u dont rmbr the name of okk weirdo)
so yea of course a boy who’s never passed notes to his crush in class, never asked anyone to a dance, never pulled pranks w his schoolmates, Understands intimacy thru cheesy romcoms an weekends emptying his dads wallet on flights to wtv racing event. LIKE OF COURSE he thinks romance is wtv he can mimic from A. how his dad showed him love (…$$..) and B. what the movies r saying ! (thats socially repressed twin.) AND THE GAG OF IT ALL!!!! is he puts on this front, so suave so playboy, “i have sex and let me announce about it publicly in case u doubted it” when the reality of it is like? dude u are thirst-liking instagram models while oscar is Getting it every night ur such a loser omfg.
just Like. Ugh the contrast of oscar whos so secure in himself in his dad shorts and ANKLE socks and lando who just grew out of his awkwardness in his early 20s and now Needs to slut himself out to make up for lost time.
(AND. the double gag is landos still so obviously not secure abt the fact he Doesnt Really Know what hes doing that every one can see it ouhmygodd lando x chernobyl levels of imposter syndrome u are so complicated and angsty U TEENAGE GIRL. holds a can of diet coke to his lips. there there girl. there there.)
#then theres the landoscar of it all but thatll have to be its own post#if u made it to the end im sorry and thank u#if Man cares about the rancid landoscar of it all maybe ill make another post#pls take all these generalizations w a grain of salt#ln4 meta#op81 meta#landoscar#814 meta#notln4hatethatsthotson
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MY CAMEOS HAS ARRIVED PEOPLE.
I have sent a few, this man is INSANE I have sent the last one only about an hour and a half ago max and I already got that somehow??? After I just got the others???
Anyway this is the first one!
I'm actually writing a fic about Edwin and Charles fencing for fun at the office I loved to hear about the helmets so much!!!
I'm going to use some of the words he said in my fic, other are welcome too! Edwin is such a posh/ affectionate fencing fits him so well.
I want Desire and Edwin to meet so badly (Desire would so LOVE to torture them (I love my little blorbo so much he's adorable that's why I want him to suffer💗)). I like the fics where Desire helps the boys to figure things out but also speaking about canon Desire, they are a menace, a meeting with them would be so angsty. They are gods they don't really care for mortals, they would love to cause drama and angst. They would love to torture this repressed (although he is a bit more comfortable now he's still more of a stiff person in general) sad boy that has so much yearning and so much drama potential between him and his best friend.
Yucky already said he wants to bring them in season 2 I'm sooo waiting for this drama I just know it's going to be good.
Anyway, posting my other cameo requests soon!
#I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING I GOT FOUR CAMEOS AT THE SPAN OF LESS THAN AN HOUR#WTF DUDE DON'T YOU TAKE A REST WHAT#HOW#my favourite character is Charles but holy shit the opportunity to speak with an actor- and the other main one#my brain is spiraling my autism is obsessing someone help me#(don't send help i want to drown and immerse myself in his soothing voice forever)#george rexstrew#dead boy detectives#cameo#dead boy detectives comics#desire of the endless#the dead boy detectives#edwin payne#payneland#painland#dead married couple on acid#dead boy detectives agency#george rextrew
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Even though I read plenty of fics and have been doing so since I first started in 2021, this is the first time I actually noted down the names of the fics as I read them this month. I’m so thankful to our fandom’s wonderful writers for sharing these with us and it is because I read so many that I wanted to start noting them down so I can remember them. I was debating posting the list but fics have always been a source of comfort for me and if you feel the same, maybe these can bring you some comfort too.
🎃 The Serpent and the Lion by louiseparker @louiseparker [212k]
Seventh year Hogwarts AU in which Harry Styles is an asshole Gryffindor jock with daddy issues, Louis is just trying to get through the year, and Liam, Zayn, and Niall rarely ever know what the hell is going on.
🎃 Tainted Saints And Velvet Vices by Toomanytears @toomanydreamers [126k]
A self-fulfilling Hogwarts AU in which Louis is new to seventh year and Harry is the resident devil-may-care Slytherin set to make his entire experience a living misery. Due to less than favourable circumstances they're forced to forge an unwilling, tentative relationship for their own survival. Repressed emotions, decidedly unromantic ballroom dancing, Triwizard Tournament tasks, creative jinxes and twilight flying above the Forbidden Forest ensue.
🎃 You Drive Me Round The Bend by TheCellarDoor [77k]
In which Louis is a spoilt rich kid who’s always on the phone while he drives and Harry is a struggling musician making his way down the mountain. It’s just a matter of time before they crash and burn.
🎃 but me, i'm not a gamble by orphan_account [33k]
A Posh & Becks AU in which Harry is a star on the stage and Louis is a star on the pitch, but they're both inexplicably terrible at articulating their feelings. In the end, it only takes a season's worth of failed matchmaking schemes, platonic dinner dates, road trip holidays, and one very convenient David Beckham cameo for them to figure it all out. And if Niall knew all along? Well, he at least has the decency not to be too smug about it.
🎃 The Lone Hydrangea by sarah_writes @lightwoodsmagic [77k]
The post Hogwarts AU where Harry's a florist, Louis' a muggle who edits fantasy books, and they both have no say in how quickly they fall for each other.
🎃 The Sunshine Stays by quickedween @becomeawendybird [15k]
It's three years after One Direction got back together, and Harry and Louis have just come off a world tour. They're enjoying a much more relaxed schedule the second time around, allowing themselves to bask in married life. Until, one day, Louis surprises Harry on vacation, and there are some surprising consequences.
🎃 House Of The Rising Sun by @itsmotivatingcara [100k]
Witch Harry/Vampire Louis. The Originals AU.
🎃 Something Like This by multicoloredme [150k]
After leaving his boyfriend, Louis is a little sore emotionally and is ready for a fresh start in a new city. When a coworker tells him about a couple friends looking for a new flatmate, he decides to go for it. Little does he know, that one of his new flatmates is the gorgeous, captivating guy he met at a party a few weeks ago. A New Girl/Grey’s Anatomy/Relief Next To Me inspired AU.
🎃 Say That You Can See Me (I'll Speak Up I Swear) by @coffeelouis [20k]
The liberal arts COLLEGE AU where Harry knows Louis as the best friend of the boy he has been hopelessly in love with for years now and Louis knows Harry as the boy he wished would look away from Zayn long enough to notice him.
🎃 Don't You Think It's Boring How People Talk? by wildestdreams @thelavendrhaze [80k]
A Gossip Girl AU where Louis is the king of the Upper East Side and Harry is the bad boy he loves to hate until a late-night limo ride changes everything.
🎃 Magical Soup by gloria_andrews @gloriaandrews [28k]
Slytherin prefect Louis Tomlinson's seventh year at Hogwarts takes an immediate turn for the worse when he's made to be potions partners with Harry Styles, Hufflepuff's resident heartthrob and class clown. Louis has always considered Styles to be a terrible show-off who coasts by on his charm and good looks, but the more they work together, the more he questions that idea. As term goes on, will Louis be able to admit to himself that he might actually like Harry Styles after all... and maybe, just maybe, as more than a friend?
🎃 King Of My Heart by wildestdreams @thelavendrhaze [80k]
A Red, White, and Royal Blue AU where Hollywood elite, Louis Tomlinson, finds himself falling for the closeted Prince of England.
🎃 And What If I Were You by @jacaranda-bloom [100k]
For Louis, will losing his sight give him the clarity to realise what is right in front of him?
For Harry, will losing the love of his life give him the strength to finally open his heart?
And can they find their way back, before they lose each other forever? A story of love. A story of loss. A story of fighting for each other, no matter the odds.
🎃 Tell me when you're ready (I'm waitin') by insufferablelovebirds [17k]
When Harry's love letters to his old crushes get sent accidentally, one recipient, Louis, offers to help him fake a relationship but it gets complicated when feelings get involved.
Or an au loosely based off to all the boys I've loved before.
Total Fics Read: 14
#larry fic rec#28th appreciation#hlficlibrary#1dsource#hlcreators#my monthly fic rec#the unintentional theme for this fic rec is movie/book/series au lol
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Hello!! I really like your blog ^^ Do you have any headcanons about Tobias Snape and his relationship with Severus?
Yes, I have quite a few headcanons, both about him and about their relationship. Here are some:
Severus was born in 1960, so Tobias must have experienced WWII in one way or another. I imagine him coming from a working-class family that suffered the consequences of the war when his father had to go to the front. Tobias was probably still a teenager, and if they were already poor, the absence of the family’s breadwinner made them even poorer, and he would have started working at a very young age, almost as a child.
The trauma of war and having to take charge of his family so young likely shaped his personality. From an early age, he acted like an adult and accumulated a lot of anger that he didn’t know how to process because 1) men in that era were ticking time bombs, as they weren’t allowed to show their emotions, and 2) if you weren’t violent, you didn’t survive. Period.
He worked in a factory and was quite frustrated with how little he earned and the fact that he was never promoted beyond being a laborer. He started frequenting pubs after work at a young age and began drinking very early as well.
He let out his anger by getting into drunken fights.
He met Eileen Prince when he was about 35, and she was 10 or 12 years younger. She looked like a well-to-do young lady, and he was quite smooth-talking, so it wasn’t hard for him to win her over.
Eileen seemed like one of those women who appeared fragile, and Tobias liked that. It reinforced the image of the macho breadwinner and family man typical of the time, which he liked to embody. It gave him confidence because, as a nobody, it was the only thing his ego could cling to.
He didn’t care that her family wanted nothing to do with their marriage; he saw it as a kind of triumph. He had won the girl, "conquered" her, and those posh idiots who seemed to be her parents could go to hell.
All of this changed when Severus was born and Eileen told him she was actually a witch. That was the beginning of his descent into hell because his fragile masculinity, rooted in patriarchal ideals of manhood, couldn’t handle the fact that his wife was more powerful than he was. That she had powers, that she could do anything with a wave of her wand. It stripped him of the head-of-household role he had built for himself. If his wife could do anything with just a whisper, and he couldn’t get beyond being a factory laborer, then what was left of him?
He began showing hostility every time Eileen displayed any kind of magic. Over time, she repressed herself more and more until she finally stopped using it altogether. Tobias became increasingly intimidating whenever she mentioned her powers, to the point of verbally abusing her when he came home drunk. Eventually, when Severus started showing signs of being a wizard, Tobias felt so alienated from his own family that this was when the physical violence began.
Eileen didn’t dare use magic because her family had rejected her, and Tobias was all she had left. She clung to her marriage and obeyed him in everything he said. But his frustration, lack of self-esteem, and constant personal failures only worsened his temper, and he always took it out on her. He would accuse her of thinking she was better than him because she was a witch, of mocking him behind his back with Severus, and he constantly reminded her that she would have nothing without him (classic abusive behavior, nothing new under the sun).
He was always deeply frustrated with Severus because, from a young age, Severus showed a strong interest in intellectual rather than physical pursuits: books, stories. It wasn’t just because he was interested in magic and Tobias felt intimidated by something he couldn’t access. It was also because Tobias had built his self-image as a strong man through his physicality—someone who had survived a war, endured a brutal post-war period, and worked with his hands from a young age. His son lacked all those traditionally masculine qualities. Instead, he was drawn to interests Tobias didn’t even understand because he had barely finished primary school. This frustrated him immensely, so he tried to force Severus to be a "real man" from the start. But when he got nowhere, he eventually took it out on the boy. He beat him with a belt whenever he saw Severus doing "sissy" things, showing interest in the magical world, or simply failing to embody the epitome of masculinity Tobias wanted in a worthy son.
As a child, Severus was deeply afraid of his father. This fear partly fueled his interest in the Dark Arts. He fantasized about using a curse on Tobias one day to make him suffer and pay for everything he had done. It’s no coincidence that Severus was ahead of his peers; it was a form of self-defense. He would secretly read old books from his mother or ask her questions when Tobias wasn’t home. But as Severus grew older, Eileen became more emotionally distant, eventually becoming almost a ghost in the house.
As a teenager, Severus felt nothing but disgust for his father. He despised being related to someone so pathetic and simple. He threw himself into his studies because, on some unconscious level, he believed that the more he learned, the more knowledge he acquired, the farther he would be from someone as illiterate and brutish as his father, who seemed almost animalistic to him. Ending up in a house full of upper-class people was a way for him to dissociate from his own origins, adopting mannerisms and striving to set himself apart.
This infuriated Tobias even more. To him, his son not only thought he was better because he was a wizard, but now he was also attending that boarding school full of "posh prissy idiots" and coming home as an effeminate weakling, trying to sound like some upper-crust Londoner. Tobias would grab him by the neck and slam him against the wall, yelling furiously, asking if a scrawny, weak runt like him seriously thought he was better than his own father. Deep down, Severus liked provoking this reaction because he knew he had hurt Tobias's ego.
Through his Slytherin peers, Severus came to understand that Muggles were like that—violent, unpleasant, always seeking to harm wizards. And in a way, Severus believed it, because his father was like that. His father was violent, uncivilized, while the pureblood wizards he met during those years were intellectual, highly knowledgeable, elegant, and well-mannered. They were eloquent, interesting people, full of curiosity and ambition. What Severus knew of Muggles was nothing but filth, violence, resentment, and hatred. It was his father shouting, the smell of alcohol from the pubs he always went to, the factory friends who staggered home with him late at night, always filthy and barely literate. Magic was extraordinary; Muggles were dusty streets, old, soot-covered houses that looked ready to collapse, beggars in the alleys, and families who couldn’t even afford proper clothes. What his housemates said about Muggles made sense because he had lived it.
By the time Severus was 16, he almost cursed his father during one summer holiday. Tobias had gone into a rage and assaulted Eileen and then him. But Severus held back; he didn’t want to risk expulsion or losing his wand. However, he was intimidating enough to make Tobias almost wet himself in fear. After that, Tobias restrained himself; he was no longer physically violent, only verbally abusive. They barely spoke when Severus came home for the holidays. Tobias barely spoke to Eileen either.
I don’t have a clear headcanon about how Tobias died. Many people speculate that Severus killed him. I don’t think so. I don’t believe he killed his father or had him killed. I think it’s more likely that Eileen died first, shortly before or after Severus finished school. She probably died because she had neglected herself so much that her health deteriorated beyond repair. I imagine Severus stopped going to Spinner's End, and Tobias, now completely alone, spiraled out of control. Maybe he stopped going to work and was fired, and he drank himself into oblivion. Perhaps he got into a fight and took a fatal blow, or he crashed a car while drunk. I don’t know. What I imagine is that he died after Eileen and under very sordid circumstances.
Severus didn’t even bother to collect his body from the morgue.
#severus snape#pro severus snape#severus snape defense#severus snape headcanon#tobias snape#tobias snape headcanon#eileen prince#eileen prince headcanon#snape family#snape family headcanon#snapedom#severus snape fandom#severus snape meta#harry potter meta#harry potter fandom
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Want to host a posh and rich "girl" who's very traditional family a continent over says has been having "behavioral issues" and thinks living with a faggot will help straighten her out. She'll be returning to them after her four years of college are up.
Want a boy to confess to me while at a waterpark that she's been looking at my scars and wanting some of her own. Staring at my tented trunks and wishing she could match me. Looking at my gut and wanting to worship it.
Want to take a boy for a total makeover. Cut off all that long blonde hair and buy him the baggy clothes and cargo pants he's been eyeing. I teach him tips on how to hide his chest and pronounce his bulge. He's excited to finally fit in with the crowd I hang out with not realizing I have other plans for him.
Want to give a sleeping boy testosterone. I choose gel so he doesn't feel any pain and potentially wake up. I watch as his body changes to match the correct hormones in him. He starts ordering more food because he's so much more hungry so I watch him start to fatten up too. He's scared about the changes and libido increase, but secretly doesn't want any of it to stop. Especially because I'm paying such special attention to him.
Want to pull a severely repressed boy into the bathroom. He tries to protest but he's a MAN, he belongs in the MEN'S room. He acts confused but I let him know that I've been turning him into the man he's supposed to be ever since he confessed to me that he is one back at the waterpark. He tells me how wrong this is, still clinging to his parents beliefs that he should be a girl, but I let him grope my pecs and kiss those silly little ideas out of his brain.
Want to get a man surgery to match mine. He's nervous before his first appointment but I praise him so much afterwards that he gets a cock bigger than my own to make me even prouder. He bares absolutely no resemblance to the petite young woman who came over just a few years ago.
Want to teach a man how to best please his own. Telling him what I others find attractive, letting him experiment on me, constantly praising him for everything he gets right. He doesn't notice that I'm slowly molding him into my perfect top, and that his confession of love to me was my goal from the start.
Want to go meet a man's parents for the first time. They come up to me after the flight and ask where their daughter is, and I simply respond that their son's behind me.
When the next pair of rich parents send me their wayward daughter for college, he agrees to help her too, like I helped him just four years ago.
#forcemasc#minors dni#don't trust me with your daughters. I'll ''return'' them as your son.#corruption#T4T
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"Flaming Exiles" Commemorative piece for a friend's three year long campaign.
#Art from the swamps#Posh and Repressed or Repressed and Posh#ttrpg#character artist#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dnd character#d&d#dnd 5e#digital art#character art#fantasy art#dnd commissions#commissions#rogue#paladin#barbarian#wizard#swashbuckler#oath of the ancients#half elf#wood elf#tiefling#gnome#rat#illustration#clip studio paint
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I see people's pumpkin spice codywan and I hold you tenderly in my heart.
However, I also raise you the following:
Aloof!Obi-Wan + Inscrutable!Cody = They are in love/in crush but refuse to speak a word of it to the other.
Repressed!Obi-Wan + Repressed!Cody = They are in love/in crush but both in denial. I.e. Victorian Romance but Gay and Pertrified.
Stuffy!Obi-Wan + Unimpressed!Cody = "if I do not get my way, then I shall die." "so die then. I'm waiting."
Jock!Obi-Wan + Nerd!Cody = Obi-Wan is oblivious and Cody adores his sweet, empty head.
Imposter Syndrome!Obi-Wan + Imposter Syndrome!Cody = They are white knuckling it through this war but have never been more professional
Posh!Obi-Wan + Secret Chaos Element! Cody = Enemies to Lovers. Cody tries to have Obi-Wan demoted for 2.5 years. Obi-Wan loves it.
Codywan can be pumpkin spice latte with a poison dart floating in it, is what I'm saying.
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Alright here it is. Below the cut is my commentary/explanations and what have you
>Repressed/(Sexually)open
Neither of these fuckers are sexually open. They are on professional mode 24/7. Bell's romantic and sexual emotions are repressed like all of his others and Park has a decorum to maintain.
>no libido/terminally horny
all the SSRIs and other drugs they have Bell on have probably nuked his libido. Because of this Park is necessarily to the right of him but even then she doesn't have time to fuck she's got espionage shit to do.
>Aggressively romantic/allergic to PDA
Neither of them are especially romantic people and their abilities to express it are limited by their stations. Being outwardly affectionate would be unprofessional and both of them also probably associate touch with violence to varying degrees.
>Mentally ill/mentally stable
I think this one should be obvious.
>Kms'ing over being in love/blushing giggling twirling hair
In Parks case it's not so much kms'ing so much shes like aww fuck did I really get attached to the brainwashing experiment. Bell leans towards the blushing giggling twirling hair side of things but knows that it's not really appropriate.
>Doomed by the narrative/blessed by the narrative
This one should also be obvious.
>Big spoon/little spoon
Bell little spoon 100%, Park does not want to have her back to Bell and Bell want to be held
>The weapon/the wielder
Another obvious one.
>Pajamas
You would think Park would be the frilly robe because she is a posh English lady but no, she is married to her work and probably routinely falls asleep at her desk. Bell is spiritually wearing the night cap, gown, slippers and holding a lit candle during break on through.
>Jealous/Chill
Bell is jealous in a dog resource guarding kind of way. Park is jealous in the way you don't want someone taking your toys.
>Has zero game/has insane game
Park has insane game, Bell is barely capable of acting normal.
>Functional/soggy loser
I don't really think Bell is a soggy loser but he's certainly not functional
I wrote "define mess" because in terms of messes as in cleaning I think they both do it. But if you define mess more generally as problem then I'd say Park since what is the entire nuke situation if not a problem to fix?
I know I didn't really finish filling out the body touch charts but I didn't really care to. I just figure that for Park touching her neck is a no-no whereas Bell probably wouldn't like his gunshot wound touched along with maybe his face.
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If we had a nickel for every time Colin Firth played a posh and repressed British character named 'Darcy' who openly swoons at their love interest, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird godsent that it happened twice


#Colin Firth#unless he played other Darcy characters i don't know of yet then this post just lost it's purpose#Mark Darcy#Bridget Jones's Diary#Fitzwilliam Darcy#Mr. Darcy#Pride and Prejudice 1995
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Edwin: a repressed Edwardian, rather posh, uses formal language.
George: hello pookie bearcubs! Is your mum a ghost? because I like her BOObs!
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New Red Dwarf Challenge
Day 12: Favourite Alternate Universe/Reality/Version of a Character
The “Back To Reality” despair squid hallucination-verse and the AU versions of our characters we encounter within.
Yes, I know it’s grim but it also fascinates me. The episode is of course outstanding in every respect and I realised on a recent rewatch that it’s not actually clear when the hallucination begins - I always assumed it was just before Starbug “crashes” and the “computer game” ends and gives our Boyz an insulting score of 4% just to rub it in even further.
But for all we know, they’re already hallucinating when the episode starts; there is no indication otherwise. Just another layer of unease added to a truly chilling episode.
It’s been pointed out by others how well paced the episode is - it doesn’t pile on the agony straight away, instead first letting our Boyz take in how different they look physically. Cat and Rimmer are horrified. Lister isn’t exactly delighted with his new Sebastian hair but Kryten is mildly pleased to be half-human. Despite his Billy hair, Rimmer is initially pleased to be human again and almost more importantly, he’s not Rimmer.
But these glimmers of hope are of course the hallucination setting them up for further shocks. Kryten is pleased to be Jake Bullet, but Rimmer’s devastatingly accurate prediction that cybernautics is actually traffic control “and you just happen to have a rather silly macho name” brings him crashing back down to earth. Of course that’s nothing compared to his horror when he believes he’s killed a human being in cold blood. That’s his reason for suicide and it makes sense for the character.
As does Cat’s. Duane Dibbley is a brilliant creation, so much so that he’s resurfaced several times both in the show and official merchandise. He’s a lovably hopeless geek and Cat’s worst nightmare. I laugh every time he just repeats “Duane Dibbley?” disbelievingly.
Of course this character was given added depth by the revelation (OK, retcon) in “The Promised Land” about Rodon and the other Cats leaving Cat behind for being uncool. Whilst it doesn’t totally fit with “Waiting For God”, it does make absolute sense that Duane Dibbley would be Cat’s ultimate nightmare. Suddenly his reasoning isn’t only shallowness but abandonment issues. Take another look at the orange outfit with puffa jacket he wears in “TPL”. It’s almost like Cat cosplaying Duane, poignantly suggesting that no matter how hard he tried, he didn’t manage to repress his inner Duane completely.
Talking of repression… Rimmer not wanting to be Billy Doyle is understandable on a surface level - who wants to be a scruffy alcoholic tramp? But the rather pat explanation Kryten offers at the end about Rimmer being outshone by “his richer, more important half-brother” doesn’t make that much sense when regular Rimmer has three more successful full brothers (as far as he knows at this stage of the show) and has always used his upbringing as an excuse for his not becoming an officer.
I’m fully aware Grant Naylor weren’t thinking along these lines but within the world of the hallucination, Billy sinking into alcoholism because he’s attracted to his half-brother and can’t handle that for obvious reasons is a logical translation of Rimmer’s subconscious attraction to Lister into the hallucination.
And it also fits for Lister if he returns that attraction. Lister’s mild pleasure at being rich and having an expensive car is another example of the hallucination setting our characters up for even nastier shocks. He’s already disturbed and uncomfortable in Sebastian’s fancy clothes (although I personally think Craig looks great in them, but there is no denying, they’re not what our Lister would usually wear. I say usually because Posh Lister exists).
Having looked into a monitor and seen the “next players” playing a completely alien version of the show we know where “Dave Lister” is apparently supposed to be a macho arsehole, the next shock for Lister is far greater. He’s not just a posh rich git, he’s a fascist mass-murderer.
Huge kudos to guest star Lenny Von Dohlen, who chills the blood in his short appearance as a terrifying fascist cop who - wait - is terrified himself, of Lister. Or rather, of the Voter Colonel. This scene is amazing, absolutely hooking the viewer into this dystopian world.
But Red Dwarf is of course, ultimately a comedy. Having pushed its shocks as far as it can, we get the revelation that the crew are hallucinating and the comic relief car chase scene. And then just as the audience have relaxed, they realise that the crew are still in very grave danger.
But Hattie’s Holly, in her swansong appearance, saves the day. Yay. If she never returns, at least she went out on a high.
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Hi GT absolutely love lionheart, I just wanted to know how in your headcanon would others perceive Draco in the Lionheart universe, l think one of the rear glimpses we got to see how other individuals view him was from Ron in Chapter 71: Auld Lang Syne which was kind of heart breaking especially the part Ron says/implies that he doesn't want to be like him
So it got me thinking do others view Draco as this cold, quiet, unattached, nonchalant person, and if so then I imagine him to be the quiet and reserved member of the golden quartet.
If that's the case then the dynamic between him and Hermione would be absolutely adorable, her the firey passionate loud mouth, and him the quiet, nonchalant, dangerously competent posh boy.
I think so! I'll sometimes go back and review dialogue for group scenes, and it's striking how little Draco says. He's not at all forthcoming in a group; most of his remarks are little asides or one-on-one conversations with someone while the group keeps talking. He's not shy, by any means, but he's just not the most sociable person in the world. And like, Gryffindor knows this, and they've grown used to (even affectionate for!) him, but it's like: yeah, that's Draco. He don't say much. Except to Hermione when they're doing a plot. Maybe don't get too close to that, though.
That impression also comes out through contrast with the people he hangs out with: Hermione is Hermione, who runs the Tower like a navy battalion, and Harry/Ron are both pretty sociable, friendly dudes. You see the four of them sitting together, and odds are it's not Draco who's talking.
I will say that Ron's being harsh on Draco in Chapter 71 — understandably, since he's worried his dad's going to die, but perhaps not with the most clear-sighted idea of who Draco is or seems to be. They're discussing Draco's tendency to suppress inconvenient emotions when they arise, which is (a) what lets him function despite his bespoke childhood trauma gauntlet, but also (b) a very stark contrast with Ron, who feels things deeply and obviously, and regards losing that quality as a kind of death. I think there's also a bit of miscommunication happening between them about what Draco means when he says "like this" — Draco's saying, yeah, I've learned to repress and compartmentalize and function despite loss, and Ron is hearing, I figured out how to stop caring. Which is not the same thing. Or maybe it is! But they have very different perspectives on the subject.
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