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âïžââTis But A Scratch.ââ ïž
A final I made for my 3D animation class. Yes, i used that one clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and yes, I included Valor, my knight OC from one of my BWW AUs, but bald due to their hair clipping through their body.
The reason why Valor is here is because this is exactly how they would handle this type of situation. Especially if one of their arms were severed, though they can grow it back instantly. Itâs also funnier imagining the guy on the left being Balan.
#au#balan wonderworld oc#balan wonderworld#batfs#valor the knight#monty python#monty pyton and the holy grail#tis but a scratch#3d model#3d animation#class assignment#gio arts#this is my first 3D animation Iâve made and it was both fun and pain#the pain coming from rendering and exporting the video
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If you ever feel like whatever youâre going through is not bad enough to warrant therapy or itâs not serious enough compared to whatever people are going through, Iâm here to inform you that your brain is lying and has probably tried to normalize a crazy situation as a coping mechanism. If you feel like you might need it, go get the therapy, fam.
I worked the entire pandemic from start to finish and around October 2020, I started to suspect I had PTSD. But also doubted myself. I was like âwell itâs not bad! Especially compared to what other colleagues have been through. What if Iâm faking it or just being dramatic?â
Then when I met the therapist she literally said âIt amazes me that you are still functioning at this level. Most people would have had a breakdown by now.â
AnywayâŠrecently my boss was reviewing numbers for a report and she said to me, âDid you know that in the single month of December 2020, you worked on over 300 COVID deaths?â
And I was like, well JFC no wonder I had PTSDâŠ
#itâs kinda hilarious that I did the mental health equivalent of the tis just a scratch guy from Monty python#ptsd#therapy#mental health#post traumatic stress disorder#cognitive behavioral therapy#COVID#first responders
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#Excel is actually a decent editor for writing Java#it makes it very difficult to make some of the most common Java mistakes#like writing code in Java
"Lol"
"Lmao" even.
Is this an "I have written too much Java" emotion or an "I refuse to touch Java" emotion?
I am, perhaps, overstating my aversion to the language - I don't really hate Java, I just don't find it terribly fun to work in (although it's been years since the last time I had to, so maybe IDE advances have made it more palatable now). I've worked on some Java projects that were quite well put together, but I've also seen my share of code with types like ProducerFactory<FactoryProducer, IGatewayFactoryFactory>.
In general if speed is not an essential part of a project I prefer to write in Python for its terseness and extremely effective syntactic sugar (context managers, generators, etc.), and if speed IS essential then various C variants, Rust, or even Go will almost certainly outperform Java. So it's not entirely clear to me why Java is still used outside of legacy code.
#FOR COMPUTER SCIENCE!#python does of course run into problems if you have a large enough project and inexperienced developers or poor code review practices#because sooner or later someone's going to do something 'clever' like hiding important things inside properties#or mucking about with metaclasses without understanding how to properly scope magic#and then you're in trouble#('clever' in this context is the sort of cleverness where you get a perl regex to compute fibonacci numbers)#(i.e. the sort of thing that's fun to do for fun but should never be put in production code)#I saw some code at google once where accessing what appeared to be an ordinary attribute actually froze for 45m#because it was a property that fetched the value from a sandbox environment#and if there wasn't a sandbox environment currently running it would spin up a new one from scratch and wait for everything in it to come u
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been thinking a lot about chatgpt usage at work today bc my coworker and i were having a discussion about it and i think a lot of it boils down to the fact that people just donât want to use their brains. like i would rather figure out how to do it myself, give it a shot, even if i donât really know what im doing all the way and many people just donât care
#maybe itâs bc i get so much joy from the act of doing but ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ#i will be building this complicated excel sheet from scratch and i will be writing the little python program i have an idea for next also#from scratch. sorry not sorry#corn rambles#corns work adventures
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My personality is a shit-ton of arrogance and insecurity fighting over the remote control.
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It was clear that Angie didnât understand yet in âBlessing of the White Lineâ
that any sort of injury would summon the banshee from the bowels of the ship.
ââTis but a scratch!â
#Inspector Spacetime#Blessing of the White Line (episode)#Shout Out (trope)#Shout Out#Monty Python and the Holy Grail (film)#'Tis but a scratch#Talk Like A Pirate (trope)#Talk Like A Pirate#Pirate Speak#Angie Lake (character)#didn't understand yet#any sort of injury#would summon the banshee#Our Banshees Are Louder (trope)#Out Banshees Are Louder#the Banshee (character)#from the bowels of the ship#how do ships have bowels?
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yearning nerdjo x shy reader, fluff & humor.
a/n: this is so embarrassing bc this is literally how miserable i am irl.
satoru is down so bad itâs starting to rot his brain. like. visibly. tangibly. his legâs bouncing under the desk like itâs on fast-forward, the heel of his sneaker thudding rhythmically against the floor tile like a metronome set to desperation. his fingers are drumming nonsense rhythms onto his scratched-up laptop case like heâs trying to decode the algorithm of your absenceâtap-tap-tap, pause, tap-tap, like morse code for where is she. his eyesâred-rimmed behind silver-rimmed glasses with one slightly crooked armâkeep flicking to the labâs entrance like he expects you to materialize in a puff of soft pink mist.
his hoodieâs three days old, and it shows: the sleeves stretched from him pulling them over his hands, the fabric bunched at the elbows. his white t-shirt underneath has a tiny ketchup stain from wednesdayâs lunch. the keychain you gave himâblue enamel cat, chipped at the earâdangles off his pencil pouch like a beacon. his codeâs running fine. tabs are hyper-organized. debugging queue nonexistent. he even fixed suguruâs late-night python spiral that nearly bricked the department printer and summoned the wrath of the IT gods.
but it doesnât matter. because youâre not here.
heâs been looking. heâs always looking.
in the hallway, in the cafeteria, in the reflection of vending machine glass. he leans his stupid giraffe neck around corners like heâs expecting a spontaneous reveal. he scopes out lecture halls heâs not even enrolled in, notebook in hand just in case. every time he hears the soft shuffle of flats in the distance, his head snaps toward it like a bloodhound. heâs started recognizing the rhythm of your steps versus every other pair on campus. your soft-soled shoes tap lighter. more deliberate. his ears practically perk up when he hears a backpack zipper. once he dropped his pen and nearly dislocated his neck looking up, thinking it was you.
and every time itâs not you, his expression glitchesâeyes dimming, mouth tightening like his soul just flatlined. it's pathetic. it's art.
he sits sideways in group study like heâs waiting for you to pass by the window. laptop askew. chair half-turned. a ridiculous imageâthis lanky nerd in a grey hoodie and cargo pants with one pant leg caught in his sock, white wires tangled in his ears and dark under-eyes that make him look like heâs been stress-coding in a cave. (he hasnât slept. not really. he keeps replaying the way you laughed that one time you dropped your highlighter. it echoes like holy scripture.)
his glasses are smudged. he keeps adjusting them, even when theyâre fine. his knuckles are red from resting his chin on them too hard. he keeps fidgeting with your keychain when heâs not typing. thumb brushing over the worn metal, like heâs afraid itâll disappear if he doesnât keep touching it. a nervous tic disguised as reverence.
âdude,â suguru says, from two monitors over, voice dry, hair tied up in a lazy half-bun. âyou havenât scrolled in thirty minutes.â
suguruâs slouched in his chair, hoodie sleeves rolled to the elbows, rings tapping against his thermos. his screen's frozen on a meme. he hasnât blinked in five minutes.
âmaybe sheâll walk by,â satoru murmurs, eyes locked on the frosted glass wall outside the lab, hunched forward with his chin on his palm, as if willing your silhouette into existence.
âyou said that an hour ago.â
âmaybe sheâs shy today. maybe sheâs building up the courage. maybe she dropped her student ID and fateâs guiding her back here. what if the universe is lining up our pixels right now, suguru? what ifââ
âsheâs shy every day.â
âand thatâs what makes it beautiful,â satoru sighs, dreamily. he stares out the window like a man in a tragic romance film. âsheâs mysterious. like a foggy horizon at sea. you donât know what sheâs thinking, and thatâs the best part. she could be plotting world domination. she could be drawing cats in the margins of her notes. itâs art.â
suguru groans into his hoodie sleeve.
and then like a glitch in the matrix. like god reached down and clicked âunmuteâ on the simulationâyou pass by.
no footsteps. no warning. just a blur of your jacket sleeve on his left peripheral, and he flinches so hard he nearly spills his water bottle. the water sloshes. he slaps the bottle upright. youâre so close. the scent of your shampooâjasmine and something warm, like vanilla and late-night bookstoresâfloods his senses. his head whips around before he can even think, pupils blown wide behind his crooked glasses, mouth parted like a cartoon character seeing a pie on a windowsill.
your gaze meets his.
not one second.
two.
wide eyes. startled. curious. the slope of your brows twitch upward slightly, and your lashes flutterâa beat too long, like a reflex or a stutter in time. your lips part just slightly, like you meant to say somethingâbut donât. your fingers tug at your sleeve, pulling it over your knuckles in that way you always do when youâre flustered. a half-step pause. your mouth twitches, just barely, like you mightâve smiled. then your gaze drops, your shoulders stiffening as your pace quickens, like youâre embarrassed to have looked at all. your fingers curl tighter around your binder. thereâs a sticker on it he hadnât noticed before.
and thatâs it. youâre gone.
satoru slaps both hands over his face and releases a sound that is one part gasp, one part squeal, one part glitching modem.
âoh my god,â he whispers. âoh my god, she looked at me. TWO SECONDS, suguru. TWO. thatâs statistically significant. thatâs a scientific breakthrough. thatâs⊠thatâs eye contact with depth. it had nuance. it had arcs.â
âyouâre not well.â
âno, listen. the way her eyes flickered? like she wasnât sure if she should look away or say something? and her lashes twitched, just a bit. like she was nervous. did you see her hand? she pulled her sleeve down. she only does that when sheâs flustered. i know. iâve studied her. iâve got timestamps. iâve got spreadsheets.â
âyouâre insane.â
âiâm in love.â
satoru slumps in his chair, limbs sprawling dramatically, glasses askew. he exhales like heâs just seen god. his knee knocks into the desk. his sock has a hole in the toe. the corner of his laptop screen catches the light and reflects a faint shimmer onto the ceiling, and it feels, to him, like stars. his fingers are still frozen mid-air, clutching the keychain like itâs the only proof the moment happened.
âiâm gonna marry her,â he says. âdrop out, become a florist. iâll propose with babyâs breath and carnationsâthose are her favorites, donât ask me how i know. maybe a little lavender tucked in. something gentle. delicate. a bouquet that says âi know your soul.ââ
âyou need help.â
âiâve named our cats already. ichigo, milky, and toblerone. tobleroneâs the shy one. milkyâs chaotic evil. ichigo wears a little red bow tie. weâll live in a little flat above a cafe and drink lavender lattes. sheâll wear soft sweaters. sheâll draw comics on sticky notes. iâll iron her lab coat. it'll be perfect.â
âshe doesnât even know your name.â
âwrong,â satoru says smugly, lifting a single finger like heâs presenting hard evidence. âshe knows me as the guy who always looks left and right like a cracked-out meerkat. thatâs recognition. thatâs brand awareness.â
âromantic.â
âdonât be jealous just âcause she didnât look at you.â
âsheâs cute, i guess.â
âNO.â satoru jolts upright like heâs been electrocuted. âDONâT even THINK about perceiving her. your eyes? shut them. your brain? turn it off. opinions? delete them. sheâs too good for this world. if anyoneâs going to romanticize her, itâs me. with accuracy. and passion. and nuance. only iâm allowed to think sheâs cute. and i do. constantly. itâs my full-time job.â
âfine, jeez.â
âsay sheâs ugly, then.â
âwhat?? no??â
âexactly. you canât. because sheâs perfect. ethereal. a goddess walking among midterms and overpriced coffee. and she blinked slow, too, did you notice? it was like⊠like a signal. maybe morse code. sheâs trying to tell me something. sheâs reaching out. spiritually. through kinetic energy and eye twitches.â
suguru closes his laptop with the tired resolve of someone preparing for battle.
satoru, still glowing with delusion, goes back to staring at the glass wall, head tilted, a soft smile tugging at his lips.
âshe looked left,â he murmurs. âthatâs my side. she always looks left.â
he swears his hoodie still smells like you.
#ౚৠâ flash reports#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen#gojo x reader fluff#jjk x reader fluff#gojo x reader#gojo x female reader#gojo satoru x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo satoru x you#satoru gojo x you#gojo satoru x y/n#satoru gojo x y/n#jjk x reader#reader insert
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@entwinesfate asked " just a few more minutes to let the spell have its effect and youâll be as good as new, i promise. " gorin knows he shouldn't pry, and yetâ " what, uh, happened exactly? this was a pretty deep cut ... " ( for nuada đ)

" you didn't have too, but thank you." the cut BURNED as his unholy blood seeped out. for once, the warlock had removed his furry coat, but it still hung over his shoulders. he felt something on the back as well. nuada could imagine the red liquid covering the back of his black shirt, but he had NO desire to show the mark that was hidden beneath. he would rather die than show the symbol of his patron, the demogorgon. the shame was his to wear, even though he might have started a whole new ecosystem on his coat since he scarcely bathed or washed. he was too scared, FRIGHTENED, that someone would see his scar of evil.
the half-orc had rolled up his sleeve so that gorin could take a better look of the wound before casting the spell. " a kobold managed to cut me while i accidentally got caught in one of their traps. " LUCKILY, there had only been three kobolds but they had managed to do some damage while nuada was trapped. he had to use magic to escape, as his weapons had fell down to the ground. he had felt the dark WHISPERS inside his head, the desire for more chaos and blood. " nothing to worry about. "
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Hey, guys.
So just an update. Everything went fine when I got my shots. The worst thing the nurse said to me was that it was gonna scar (which I don't mind but the nurses apparently do because... idk they think it would make my arm look ugly??? idk)
Anyway, the shots weakened my arms for a bit (good thing I wasn't driving lollol) and I conked out when we got home.
Things were hectic today though (nothing serious, just had to finish a bit of work that I pushed back yesterday to get checked out) so no asks or replies as well, sorry TTATT
Also, the worst news. No Eagle of Alamut update next week. Sooorrrrryyy.
I'll post the next chapter next next week (Jun 17th), promise.
Hey, guys.
Sooooo... due to a series of events, my arm was cut. Nothing serious, a bit of blood but that's about it.
The problem is... well... the thing that cut me was metallic and I can't risk it so I'm getting a tetanus shot after work.
Due to this, I won't be able to reply or answer any asks or reblogs. Sorry, guys. :(
#update#personal#i showed my wound to my childhood friend#and apparently#what i consider a 'scratch'#is something he considered as 'worrisome'#and now i feel like the black knight from monty python#maybe that's why they prescribed pain killers even though i just said it stings at times lollol
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Hold My Hand



Han Jisung x fem!reader
Warnings: nothing much!
Genre: classmates to lovers, fluff
Summary: Your life was a straight line. Graduate top of your class. Marry Minho. Take over your family business. But then there's Han Jisung - the sweet geeky genius, who has completely stolen your heart.
a/n: Needs another round of editing which I'll do soon.
Bonus
You were terrible at this. Numbers? Fine. Business strategy? More than fine. But Python? It might as well have been ancient hieroglyphs. You sighed, trying to remain calm even though all you wanted to do was scream.
Your life was a straight line - graduate top of your class (questionable, considering you may or may not fail your coding class), marry Minho (your fatherâs friendâs son and your closest friend - because your fathers promised you to each other) and take over your family business. It was a plan carved in marble. No deviations allowed.
But then there was him. Han Jisung. The scholarship guy from a world that was exactly opposite to yours - completely chaotic. He was all messy hair, glasses slipping down his nose, and thrifted hoodies, making your pulse raise for reasons unknown to you.
You weren't supposed to want someone like Jisung. He wasn't part of the plan. But yet, seeing him stumble into the library with his laptop in hand, your traitorous heart stuttered shamelessly. Exactly like how it had, when he lent you a pen during the first week of class, during an emergency pen situation.
You tried to focus on your screen, but your eyes betrayed you, watching as he looked around for somewhere to sit.
Get it together, you scolded yourself.
But Jisung had noticed you, and it was like watching a cartoon character short-circuit. His eyes widened, his foot caught on a chair, and he nearly faceplanted into a table.
âOh, uhâŠh-hey, Y/N!â he stammered, pushing his glasses up with a shaky finger.
His voice cracked, and you bit your lip to keep from smiling. He was such a mess, and it was so unfairly hot.
âHi, Jisung,â you said, your tone cool and measured, though your heart was doing cartwheels.
You crossed your legs under the table, hoping he didnât notice how your hands were trembling. Well, he wouldn't, since he just stood there, frozen. His hands clutched his laptop like a lifeline.
âYou, uh, working on the coding assignment? The one due Friday?â His voice was too loud for the library, and a nearby student shushed him.
He winced, mouthing a silent 'sorry', before taking the seat next to you.
âYes,â you said, glancing at your screen. âItâs⊠challenging.â
âChallenging?â He laughed nervously, scratching the back of his neck. âThatâs one way to put it. Um, do you need help? With the coding, I mean! Not that youâre bad at it! Youâre probably great! I justâŠuhâŠâ
He was spiraling, and it was absolutely adorable.
You tilted your head, considering. This was a bad idea. Getting close to Jisung was like playing with fire when your life was already a perfectly curated museum exhibit. But your assignment was due in three days, and you were drowning.
âIf youâre offering,â you said carefully, âI wouldnât mind some assistance.â
His eyes went wide, like you just handed him the keys to a Ferrari.
âReally? Okay, cool, cool, I can do that. Totally chill.â He was not chill.
He vibrated with nervous energy as he dropped his laptop on the table and slid his chair closer to you.
Too close. His knee brushed yours under the table, and you both froze. He quickly jerked his leg back, muttering, âSorry, sorry, oh god -,â while you stared at your laptop, trying to ignore the electric jolt that shot through you.
âItâs fine,â you said, pointing at the screen. âI donât understand why my code keeps crashing.â
Jisung leaned in, squinting at your laptop. His arm brushed yours, and you caught the faint scent of his shampoo - something citrusy, that shouldnât be this sexy, but was. He was muttering about syntax errors and missing semicolons, but you were barely listening, too distracted by the way his tongue darted out to wet his lips.
âSee, hereâs the problem,â he said, pointing at a line of code.
His glasses slipped down again, and he pushed them up with a pout. His fingers flew over your keyboard as he fixed the error like it was nothing, and you were mesmerized by how confident he was when he was in his element.
This was a different Jisung - not the flustered mess he was a second ago, but a geeky genius.
He finished typing and turned to you, grinning.
âTry running it now,â he said.
You hit the execute button, and - miracle of miracles - it worked.
âOh my god,â you breathed, genuinely impressed. âYouâre a lifesaver.â
Jisung beamed, but before he could say something, another voice boomed through the silent room, disturbing its peace.
âHey, Y/N!â
Your head snapped up as Minho walked over with his designer coat and smug grin.
âDidnât expect to see you slumming it in the library.â
Jisung shrank back into his chair, looking like he wanted to melt into the floor. You sat up straighter, slipping back into your polished persona.
âMinho,â you said coolly. âI was studying.â
Minhoâs eyes flicked to Jisung, and he smirked.
âWith him? What, you are hiring tutors from the thrift store now?â he asked, but there was no real bite in his words. Minho was always joking around, and that was just his nature.
Jisungâs face flamed, but he muttered, âAt least I donât need daddyâs money to pass my classes.â
Minhoâs smirk faltered, and you bit back a laugh.
âEnough,â you said, standing. âJisung was helping me with an assignment. But we're done here.â
Minho raised an eyebrow, clearly not used to being dismissed.
âWhatever. Let's get going. We have to be at the dinner party in 2 hours, babe.â he said, waiting for you to gather your things, while his eyes lingered on Jisung.
Jisung stared at the table, picking at the edge of his laptop looking like a kicked puppy.
You hated these business parties that your father forced you to attend. But you had to play your part to perfection - Y/N, the poised heiress, future CEO. Your arm looped through Minhoâs as he navigated the crowd, his tailored suit hugging his frame perfectly.
He was all charm tonight, flashing his sharp grin, his hand resting on the small of your back.
Youâve kind of known since you were teenagers that he would most probably be your future husband - the final piece of your carefully curated life.
But tonight, it felt so off. Your mind kept drifting to Jisung and his nervous laugh. And you were mentally preparing yourself to talk to Minho. To ask him that one question that has been haunting you for more than a year now.
You two have been friends since forever. But this friendship has been nothing but a friendship from then. The most platonic one ever. Even after your parents casually mentioned that you'd marry Minho one day - there was literally no spark between you two.
âYouâre quiet tonight,â Minho murmured, leaning in.
His hand slid lower, fingers grazing the curve of your hip through the thin fabric of your gown.
âWhatâs got you so distracted?â
You forced a smile, tilting your head to meet his gaze, which was playful, but there was an edge to it, like he knew exactly what you were thinking.
âIt's nothing,â You lied quickly and Minho hummed, a frown taking over his face.
He stepped closer, his chest brushing yours as he maneuvered you toward a quieter corner of the ballroom, away from the prying eyes of the crowd.
âWhat is it?â he asked again, his hand still resting on your waist.
You were used to this - Minho has always been handsy, and youâve let him get away with it before, chalking it up to familiarity, to the inevitability of your future together. Even though you two weren't actually together. Or engaged. Just stuck in the purgatory of the in-between situation. Unwilling to say the least.
But tonight, his touch felt⊠wrong. Like it was trespassing on something that didnât belong to him anymore.
But before you had to act on it, your phone buzzed in your purse, the vibration cutting through the tension. You jumped back, breaking his hold, and fished it out. The screen flashed âMomâ, and your heart leapt with relief. Perfect timing.
âI need to take this,â you said, already turning away.
Minhoâs expression clouded, but you didnât give him a chance to argue.
âSorry, itâs urgent. Iâll find you later.â you said, scurrying away to a safe distance.
And that's when you knew - you were screwed. Absolutely, royally screwed.
You didnât plan to end up here. Parties weren't your scene - too loud, too messy, too uncontrolled. But your roommate dragged you along, insisting you needed to âlive a littleâ before the stress of midterms (and an impending engagement) crushed you.
So here you were, in a simple black top and jeans, sipping a beer in a corner, trying to blend into the wallpaper. Your parents would have a heart attack if they saw you here, but for once, you weren't thinking about them. Or Minho. Or the way his face fell when you ran away.
But then you see him. Jisung. He was across the room, looking like he wandered into the wrong universe.
He was clutching a beer as talked to some guy - probably one of his nerdy Comp Sci friends - his free hand gesturing wildly as he spoke. Your heart did a stupid little flip, and you hated it.
But then his eyes caught yours, and it was like the room shrank two sizes. His smile faltered and his cheeks flushed as you raised your beer in a half-hearted greeting, and he grinned, all lopsided and shy, before making his way over.
âY/N?â he said, like heâs shocked youâre real. âWhat are you doing here?â
âNeeded a break. Whatâs your excuse?â you said, moving over to make room for him to sit.
He laughed, scratching the back of his neck.
âUh, free beer?â He held up his drink, sloshing a bit onto his sneakers. âOops. Shit. Pretend you didnât see that.â
âToo late,â you teased, and he groaned, his blush deepening.
He was so himself - clumsy and sweet - and it was doing things to you. Dangerous things.
And just like that you both get into a conversation. And your cups are empty at some point. So naturally, you followed him into the kitchen, where you found a cooler stuffed with beers. You both grabbed one, popping the caps with a bottle opener someone had tied to the fridge. You leaned against the counter, and Jisung mirrored you, his shoulder brushing yours.
As you looked over at him with a soft smile on your face, and he did the same, you couldn't help but realize that you've never felt this way before. No one has ever made your heart flutter like Jisung did.
The night blurred, and one beer turned into two, then three, and soon you were both tipsy, laughing too loud at Jisungâs dumb impressions of your Comp Sci professor.
Jisung was more at ease now, his nerves dulled by alcohol, and you were not much better, your usual prim-and-proper filter slipping. You were close - too close - your knees bumping as you talked, your hand grazing his when you reached for another drink. Every touch felt like a match struck against your skin.
âGod, youâre so cool,â Jisung slurred, leaning closer, his glasses fogging slightly. âLike, youâre all fancy and perfect, but youâre here, drinking shitty beer with me. Itâs unreal.â
You laughed, shaking your head lightly.
âIâm not perfect, Jisung. Trust me.â you said, the words hitting even though you're drunk.
âYou are,â he insisted, his voice soft, earnest. âYouâre, like⊠you. I canât explain it.â
Your cheeks burned as you said, âYouâre not so bad yourself, you know.â
He gasped, clutching his chest.
âAre you flirting with me, Y/N?â He asked, and itâs so cheesy you burst out laughing, but god, you wanted to kiss him. You wanted to grab his stupid hoodie and pull him close until there was no space left between you.
Until you realize that you were sitting so close. So close that you were literally half on his lap. You didnât know how you got there - maybe you tripped, maybe he pulled you, maybe the beer made you bold. Jisungâs hands hovered over your shoulders, like he was scared to touch you, his face flushed crimson under the fairy lights.
âY/N,â he whispered, voice shaky, âis this-â
You didn't say anything. Just rested your head on his shoulder, your lips brushing the soft skin of his neck (accidentally, to be honest). He smelled like cheap cologne and something uniquely him, and it drove you wild. Your lips lingered, and you felt him tense beside. A soft whimper escaped him, barely audible, and it was the hottest thing youâve ever heard.
You pressed closer, and he actually moaned, his hands finally settling on around your shoulder, gripping you tightly, like he was afraid you'd disappear.
You were drunk and dizzy, but at that very moment, you knew it - you were in love with Han Jisung. You didn't just want him or just crave - you loved him and his clumsy charm and geeky rants and his heart so big it spilled out of him.
But then, there was something gnawing at you from the inside. A sharp stab of realization that this was just so unfortunate. Because you were promised to someone else. Like a damn object. And it was so unfair.
Reality crashed in, cold and brutal. Minho, your almost-fiancé.
You froze, pulling back with a jerk, and Jisung gave you a confused look.
âY/N?â he said, voice small, like he was scared he did something wrong.
âIâŠI canât,â you stammered, sliding off the couch, away from his warmth, your heart pounding. âIâm sorry, Jisung. I⊠I have to go.â
His face fell, and it was like a knife to your chest. âDid I-?â
âNo,â you said quickly, grabbing his hand. âItâs not you. Itâs⊠complicated.â
You couldnât explain it, not here, not now, not when you were still buzzing with alcohol and guilt and want. You squeezed his hand, then let go, standing on shaky legs.
âY/N, wait -â he started, but youâre already moving, weaving through the crowd, your vision blurring with unshed tears. You didnât look back. You couldn't. If you saw his face, youâd break, and you were already too close to shattering.
---
You stumbled outside, the cool night air hitting you like a slap. You leaned against a tree, catching your breath, and wiped at your eyes. A sob spilled from your lips, and at that exact moment, you heard Minhoâs sharp voice, cutting through the haze like a blade.
âY/N, what the hell?â Minho was striding toward you, his usual smug confidence replaced with something harder.
It looked a lot like annoyance, maybe, or something deeper. He stopped a few feet away, taking in your disheveled state - your flushed cheeks, the way you were clutching your arms like youâre holding yourself together.
âYouâre wasted. What are you doing out here looking like⊠this?â he snapped and you bristled, straightening up despite the wobble in your legs.
âIâm fine,â you snapped back, though your slurred words betrayed you. âJust needed air.â
âAir?â He stepped closer, his eyes narrowing as he scanned you. âYou look like you just stumbled out of a bar fight. This isnât you, Y/N. Getting drunk at some shitty party? Whatâs gotten into you?â
His tone - condescending, scolding - lights a fuse you didnât know was burning. You were so fucking tired of it. The expectations, the control, the way everyone assumed that they could dictate your life.
Jisungâs face flashed in your mind - his soft shy smile and his hurt face from a few minutes ago, and it was like a dam breaking inside you. You pushed off the wall, swaying slightly, and pointed a finger at him.
âTell me this, Minho. Why do you want to marry me?â
He froze, his expression shifting from annoyance to incredulity.
âWhat?â He laughed, short and disbelieving, like you just asked him why the sky was blue. âWhatâs the matter with you? Youâre drunk and talking nonsense.â
âIâm serious,â you said, your voice rising, unsteady but fierce.
You took a step closer, your eyes locked with his.
âWhy do you want to marry me? Because our parents decided it? Because itâs good for business? Tell me, Minho. Why?â
He faltered, his smirk slipping, and for the first time, you saw uncertainty flicker in his eyes. He opened his mouth, then closed it, like he was searching for the right words and coming up empty.
âY/N, come on,â he said finally, his voice softer. âYou know why. Weâre good together. We make sense. Our families -â
âThatâs not an answer!â you cut him off, your hands balling into fists.
The alcohol made you bold, reckless, and you couldn't stop now.
âI donât want to be a puppet, Minho. I donât want to be some trophy wife you control, some box you check off for your perfect life. Iâm not a thing you get to own.â you cried, and his face crumpled as the tears flowed freely down yours.
He stepped closer, his voice low, almost pleading.
âYou think I see you like that? A puppet? Y/N, I -â He stopped, running a hand through his hair, his composure cracking. âIâve known you forever. I thought⊠I thought you wanted this too.â
His words hit harder than you expected, a pang of guilt slicing through your anger. For a moment, you saw the Minho you grew up with. The one who snuck you extra dessert at boring dinners, who teased you but never let anyone else cross you.
But it wasn't enough. Not when your heart was screaming for someone else. And it hurt more because you'd promised yourself to quietly go ahead with the engagement and the wedding if Minho told you that he loved you. You obviously would have, considering the fact that you've known him your whole life, and you would never break his heart. But now, you wanted to scream.
âItâs not fair,â you said, your voice breaking. âItâs not fair that I donât get a say. I donât want this, Minho. I donât -â
The words spilled out before you could stop them - sharp and final, and you saw the hurt flash across his face, his eyes widening like youâve slapped him.
âY/NâŠâ he was reaching for you, but you stepped back, shaking your head.
You turned and ran, stumbling toward the street. You heard him call your name, his voice raw, but you didnât look back. The partyâs noise faded, replaced by the thud of your pulse and the burn of your tears.
You hated this. Hated yourself, hated the stupid plan that chained you to a life you donât want.
The morning came with a headache that was literally tearing your head apart. And the weight of last nightâs drunken outburst crushed you.
What was worse, Minho didnât show up to class, and it was unheard of for someone as annoyingly perfect as he was. You panicked all through the day, and felt too scared to text or call him.
The memory of his hurt expression, the way you ran off after shredding your almost-engagement, kept replaying like a bad movie in your brain. So, here you were, standing outside his door with a peace offering: his favorite black forest cake from that overpriced bakery he loved and a large iced Americano, just how he liked it.
You knocked with your heart in your throat, half-expecting him to slam the door in your face. But when he opened it, you almost dropped the cake. Minhoâs usually sharp eyes were dull, his hair was a mess. And he was in a rumpled T-shirt and sweatpants, like he hadn't slept at all. It totally broke your heart because you've never seen him like this and you had no one but yourself to blame for this.
He sighed, long and heavy, when he saw you.
âY/N,â he said, voice flat, but his gaze flicks to the cake and coffee.
He stepped aside, taking the offerings without a word, and let you in. No snarky comment, no smirk. Just silence. That was scarier than any lecture he couldâve given you.
You hovered by the door as he shuffled to his bed, flopping onto it with the cake box and coffee in hand (picking up a fork from the little kitchen on his way). He popped open the box and started eating, not even looking at you.
The silence was deafening, and you felt like an idiot, standing there like a statue in your pristine sweater and skirt.
He finally glanced up, mid-bite, and raised an eyebrow.
âYou coming in to share this or are you leaving?â His voice was tired, like heâs too drained to care.
You hesitated, then nodded, kicking off your shoes and climbing onto his bed, and cuddling up beside him like you always did. The familiarity of being in his space made your throat tight.
You curled up closer, tucking your legs under you, and whispered, âIâm sorry, Minho.â
He didnât say anything, just took another bite of cake, the fork scraping softly against the box. The silence stretched, heavy and awkward, until he set the cake on his lap and looked at you, his eyes searching.
âWho is it?â he asked quietly, no venom, just curiosity tinged with something resigned. âWhoâs the lucky guy?â
You froze, your heart slamming against your ribs. You werenât ready for this. Not now, not here, not with him looking at you like he already knew the answer and just needed to hear it.
âIâŠâ you started, but the words stuck, your mouth dry.
He tilted his head, a faint smile tugging at his lips.
âCome on, Y/N. I have known you from when we were in diapers. I know this isn't some random impulsive thing. Whoâs got you throwing away our whole⊠whatever this is?â
His voice was steady, but there was a crack in it, a hint of the hurt you saw last night.
You swallowed, your hands trembling in your lap. If there was one thing you could never do, that would be lying to Minho. So you just told him the truth.
âHan Jisung,â you said, your voice barely above a whisper.
Minho blinked, then leaned back against the headboard, staring at the ceiling. For a moment, he was silent, and you were bracing for anger, for a fight. Or tears even. But then he started laughing. A loud, almost manic laugh that filled the room, like he was possessed.
You scowled, offended. âWhatâs so funny?â
âSorry, sorry,â he gasped, wiping his eyes as he tried to catch his breath. He looked at you, still chuckling, and shook his head.
âReally? Geeky is your thing? Han Jisung? The guy who trips over his own backpack and talks to his laptop like itâs his girlfriend?â he laughed and you huffed, shoving him.
âShut up! Heâs not like that!â you argued.
Okay, maybe he was, but itâs cute, and Minho's laugh pissed you off. You cross your arms, sulking.
âHeâs⊠heâs sweet. And smart. And -â
âOkay, okay,â Minho said, holding up his hands in surrender, still grinning. âI get it. Youâre into the hot loser vibe. No judgment.â
His smile faded, and he leaned forward, his expression softening.
âIt's a relief you left me for love and not for someone richer. SoâŠthereâs no use of me fighting him, is there? Youâre set on Jisung?â he said, and you nodded, your throat tight.
âYeah,â you said softly. âI think I am.â
He exhaled, long and slow, and looked down at the cake, poking at it with the fork.
âHave you told him?â He asked.
âNo.â You said, sighing. âNot without talking to you first.â
âOk.â
âIâm so sorry, Minho,â you said, reaching for his hand, squeezing it, desperate for him to understand. âI didnât mean to hurt you. I just⊠I canât keep pretending this is what I want. Itâs not fair to you either.â
He looked at you, and for a moment, you saw the Minho who has been your closest friend for years.
âItâs okay,â he says finally, his voice soft. âThanks for being honest.â
You didnât know what possessed you - guilt, affection, the need to hold onto something familiar, because you wrapped your arms around him in a tight hug. He stiffened for a second, then relaxed, his arms looping around you tight. You buried your face in his shoulder, the scent of his cologne grounding you even as your heart aches.
He chuckled, the sound rumbling against your chest. âBabe, are you breaking up with me or trying to start something here? Mixed signals much?â
You pulled back, flustered, and shoved him lightly.
âMinho!â you squeaked, your face burning hot.
He laughed again, softer this time, and ruffled your hair, the gesture so familiar it hurt.
âYouâre a mess, Y/N,â he said, but there was no malice in it, just sad fondness. âGo figure your shit out with Jisung. But if he breaks your heart, Iâm not buying you cake to cry over him.â
---
The days that followed your break up (can you even call it that), your mother has been driving you up the wall with her dramatic crying and angry screeching and lectures.
It had become a daily ritual. Waking up to her scolding you and threatening to disown you. And then begging you to get back together with Minho. When you tell her you were never actually together in the first place, she flipped again. And it was all a loop.
You were not sorry for choosing yourself, for wanting Jisung, but the weight of your familyâs disappointment was suffocating.
You spent the mornings venting, Minho listening and cracking jokes to lighten your mood. It was funny how much better your relationship with Minho was, now that you two were just friends. In the evening, he would order takeout, and you would end up cross-legged on his floor, eating dumplings and laughing at his stupid jokes.
It was the only thing helping you forget about your mother, the company, and the mess youâve made.
---
But across campus, Jisung wasn't laughing. In fact Jisung was a walking tragedy, and he was leaning into it hard. In the days since the party, he had transformed into a melodramatic shadow of himself, moping around campus in his heartbreak.
He was in your shared Comp Sci class, slouched in the back row, his hoodie pulled up and completely heart broken. He had watched you leave the party in tears and arguing with Minho. And now he has been seeing you and Minho together, walking across the quad, you leaning into Minhoâs side, lost in conversation, like it was the most natural thing in the world.
To Jisung, it looked like you were something, like the party was a drunken mistake, and itâs eating him alive.
He was quiet in class, not his usual fidgety, joke-cracking self. When you tried to catch his eye, he ducked his head, pretending to focus on his laptop. You wanted to talk to him, to explain, but every time you got close, your nerves betrayed you.
What if he didnât feel the same? What if he thought you were just some rich girl playing with his feelings?
The jealousy festered over the next few days. Jisung saw you and Minho at the campus coffee shop, your head on Minhoâs shoulder as he scrolled through his phone.
He slumped over his tray, poking at a sad pile of fries, muttering to his roommate, âWhatâs the point of life when youâre just the guy who gets kissed and ditched?â
His roommate sighed, used to the theatrics, and slid him a soda, but Jisung just stared at it like it betrayed him too.
Then he saw Minho sling an arm around you at the library. This was proof enough for Jisung - you were Minhoâs, always have been, and whatever happened at the party was a fluke.
His chest ached with it, a mix of longing and hurt that he buried under late-night coding sessions and too-loud music.
You noticed Jisung pulling away - if ever you caught his attention, his smiles were forced, his eyes avoiding yours. It hurt more than you expected, especially after the party, when you felt so sure he wanted you too. You were so in love with him, but the chaos with your family and Minhoâs constant presence made it impossible to bridge the gap.
---
Youâve been psyching yourself up for this all day. Your motherâs morning tirade still rang in your ears - another lecture about ruining the family legacy by ditching Minho. But you were done letting her control you. You were here for Jisung, to clear the air, to tell him how you felt.
You knocked on his door, clutching your bag like a shield. When Jisung opened it, he looked like he'd been through a war with his own brain. He froze, one hand gripping the doorknob.
âY/N?â he said. âWhat, uh, what are you doing here?â
But he stepped back, letting you in. You stepped inside, the door clicking shut behind you, and the air felt charged, like you were both standing on the edge of something big.
âI need to talk to you,â you said, trying to sound calm, but your voice wavered. âAbout the party. And⊠other stuff.â
Jisungâs face paled, then flushed red, and he started pacing, his hands flailing.
âThe party? Oh, you mean the party where youâŠwhere you kissed my neck?â He pointed dramatically to the spot on his neck, where your lips had been, his finger jabbing like he was marking a crime scene. âRight here, Y/N! You did that, and I was, like, losing my mind, and then you just bolted! And now youâre, what, playing house with Minho? I see you two everywhere! Laughing, cuddling, sharing coffee like youâre married or something! What am I supposed to think? That Iâm just some drunk mistake you made for fun?â
His words spilled out in a torrent, his voice rising with every sentence, and he wasnât even looking at you now, just ranting to the air, gesturing wildly.
âI mean, Iâm not an idiot, okay? I know Iâm not, like, Minho. Heâs all cool and rich, but I thought - god, I thought maybe you liked me, you know? Because you kissed me! Here!â He pointed to his neck again, his cheeks flaming. âAnd now youâre back with him, and Iâm just the nerd who got too excited over nothing, and -â
âJisung!â you tried to cut in, but he was on a roll, pacing faster, his glasses slipping down his nose.
â- and itâs fine, really, I get it! Youâre you, and Iâm me, and weâre not even in the same universe, but it hurt, Y/N, because Iâve been crushing on you since, like, the first day of class when you asked me for a pen, and I gave you my favorite one, and you never gave it back, by the way, but thatâs not the point! The point is, you canât just go around kissing peopleâs necks and then -â
You couldnât take it anymore. He wasn't shutting up, and every word was like a knife, twisting your guilt and frustration tighter. So you did the only thing you could think of - you grabbed the front of his T-shirt, and kissed him.
It wasn't not gentle. It was desperate and messy, your lips crashing against his to silence his rant. Jisung froze, his hands hovering mid-gesture, and for a second, you thought you'd broken him. Then he melted, a soft, surprised whimper escaping his throat as he kissed you back, his hands gripping your waist like he was afraid youâll vanish. His lips were warm, a little chapped, but absolutely perfect. Your heart pounded, hands sliding up to cup his face, and you poured everything into the kiss - every apology, every feeling youâve been too scared to say.
When you finally pulled back, both of you were panting, and his eyes wide, like heâs just seen a miracle.
âW-what⊠what was that?â he stammered, his voice barely above a whisper.
You were still catching your breath, your forehead resting against his.
âThat,â you said, âwas me shutting you up because you wouldnât listen.â
You stepped back slightly, but kept your hands on his shoulders, grounding yourself.
âJisung, Iâm not with Minho. Weâre not together. We never really wereâŠnot like that. It was⊠arranged, by our parents, and I broke it off. Heâs just my friend now. A really good one, but thatâs it.â you said, and Jisung blinked, processing, his mouth opening and closing like a fish.
âWait, so⊠youâre not⊠with him?â His voice was small, hopeful, but still wary.
âNo,â you said firmly, your thumb brushing his cheek, and he leans into it, almost unconsciously. âIâm not. I broke it off with him, because I love you, Jisung. A lot. And Iâve been trying to tell you, but you keep avoiding me, and I thought maybe you didnât feel the same -â
âFeel the same?â he interrupted, his voice rising again, but this time it was laced with disbelief. âY/N, Iâve been in love with you since you stole my pen! I was losing my mind at that party, thinking youâd justâŠugh, Iâm such an idiot!â
He groaned, tipping his head back, but his hands tightened on your waist, pulling you closer. You laughed, the sound shaky with relief, and leaned into him, your arms looping around his neck.
âYouâre not an idiot. Well, maybe a little. But a cute one.â You bit your lip, your heart racing. âSo⊠you like me too, then?â
He stared at you like youâve grown a second head.
âLike you? Y/N, Iâm obsessed with you. My roommateâs ready to kick me out because I wonât shut up about you,â
He cut himself off, blushing furiously, and you couldnât help it - you kissed him again, softer this time, but just as needy.
He moaned into it, a low, soft sound that sent heat curling through you, and youâre both stumbling back until you hit his bed, collapsing onto it in a tangle of limbs. His hands roamed your back, and the kiss deepened, all tongue and need, until youâre both gasping.
âOkay,â he panted, âso weâre⊠weâre doing this?â
âYeah,â
âFor real?â
âFor real.â
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Ball python naga that is like a puppy in snake form. Follows you around and needs constant attention and affection or heâll die(not really⊠but heâll act like it).
Heâs such a snuggly thing, always wanting you to scratch and rub his scaly lower half and pump his two, throbbing cocks.
He loves when you actually try taking both of them in your warm, fat cunt. It makes him pant and slide his tongue over your neck.
If you get too far away from him heâll start whining and give you puppy dog eyes until you come back, then he coils his body around you and purrs as he nuzzles into your neck. So⊠heâs very clingy.
Youâre his love⊠and heâs your puppy⊠even if he is actually a snake.
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BOUND TO ME



demon!tom riddle x female!reader word count: 3,851 warnings: smut, mirror sex, dub-con, edging, orgasm denial, p in v sex synopsis: there is an entity, a monster, a demon living within her mirror. the mirror, which had found its way into her bedroom above her father's butcher shop peculiarly, is the only place he can be seen, only place he can be felt...
 His whispers slither through her bedroom in the shadows and to her ears, coiling like a python around her throat.Â
 She was foolish to think she could ever resist him.
 The evidence of her attempts lie in fragments of broken glass on the floor and when he laughs, she imagines he has the tongue of a serpent, gooseflesh creeping down her arms when he hisses.Â
 âFoolish girl,â he whispers in the dark and she shivers because she knows he is here, knows he is close, and knows he is seething. âYou thought you could wash your hands of me.â
 She hugs the sheets closer to her chin, squeezes her eyes shut, willing slumber to take her into its arms, thinking maybe it will save her from him. Still, she is cold because he is there and heâs right: she is a fool. Sheâs foolish for thinking she could will him away in the first place. Foolish for thinking smashing the mirror, his portal into her world was enough to keep him away.Â
 âYou severely underestimate me, and your stupidity will be your demise. You think there is anywhere in the world you can be where I wonât find you? I am always with you. You are bound to me,â she recalls him once saying into the night, many moons ago. âBesides, letâs face it: this tether between us turns you on. You lie to yourself every time you think you do not want me, and your body proves you wrong every time.â
 Her teeth chatter inside her mouth and she has to sink them into the inside of her cheeks to quell the noise. All is quiet in her bedroom but she knows he must be there, looming, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. He is a basiliskâ and she knows how perfectly she will break for him, should he so much as breathe on her.Â
 She is vulnerable now, in her nightgown, doing her very best to not weep while she clutches the bedsheets to her chin, praying sleep will take her away. She is entirely too weak, too feeble to be trusted, should he come closer, should she feel his breath rolling like smoke down her flesh, should he touch her. Even now, her body aches to betray her.Â
 Remember how well he pleases you, a low, oily voice sounds from somewhere within. A dent forms between her brows and her breath shakes, lips trembling. You long to be touched, even now. Look at you, already dripping from the mere thought of being taken.Â
 She squeezes her thighs closer together, trying to rid herself of the ache at her center as if to prove her own body wrong.Â
 She does not want this. She does not want him.Â
 And yetâŠ
 âAnd yet, here you lay, wishing for some silly mercy, thinking it will keep me away.â
 She nearly leaps from her skin at the voice, her eyes snapping open as she pushes herself upright. She pants, glancing wide-eyed around her bedroom, searching for him, for any trace there could be. The only thing that moves is her heaving chest and the curtains over her window, blowing wistfully in the wind.Â
 She trembles, following the moonlight to where it shines on the floor, on the shattered remains of her mirror. She presses her lips together and inhales, trying to reassure herself that she is safe, that he cannot get to her now, his only gateway being broken. He cannot harm her now. He cannot break her with his touch, for not even a fingernail will scratch her, not even his breath will grace her skin.Â
 Her eyes flutter closed and she takes another deep breath and when her eyes open again, there is nothing in her darkened bedroom save for the moonlight.Â
 She is safe. She has nothing to fear. She is alone but she is safe. She is safe. She has nothing to fear.Â
 It is eerily silent, save now for her soft murmurings of assurances beneath her breath as she settles back down into her mattress, slowly pulling the sheets back to her chest. She tries to tame her uneasy heart, staring into the moonlit wooden ceiling above and when she believes she is ready, she closes her eyes, praying again that sleep will come.Â
 Please. Let sleep come.Â
 She thinks for a moment she must really, truly be at peace when she hears nothing irregular, nothing to warrant terror. She puckers her lips and blows one more spout of air out before she allows herself to relax further into the bed. Certainly sleep should come a little easier now.Â
 Snickering.
 Her eyelids snap back open when she hears his snickering, curling like vines around her ears, its thorns piercing through her skin. Her heart pounds against her chest and she pushes herself upright again, searching her bedroom for him. Still, everything is as it was before, everything down from the dark ceiling to the dresser to the curtains billowing in the wind to the shards ofâ
 Her lips press themselves together and tremble, her eyes widening and limbs shaking as she peers down to the shards of glass scattered along the floor. She sees him there, broken fragments of his face but he is there and he is laughing at her, mocking her for her sheer stupidity.Â
 âYou are even more of a fool than I initially took you for,â he snickers and she whimpers, shaking, unable to move. âI told you your stupidity would be your end.â
 She watches in a mixture of horror and anticipation as the fractured pieces of glass on the floor move, little pieces coming together in the wooden frame of the mirror, now sat upright. The last thing she sees is his stare, his wickedly dangerous stare fragmented by cracks in the glass before she closes her eyes, unable to face what will come next.Â
 She hears scraping against the floor and then nothingâ everything goes still again, as if sheâs alone, as if he is not there.Â
 She would not fall for her own stupidity again. He is there. She knows it. Sheâs uncertain whether heâs close or far but he is just there, existing in the same space she is.Â
 She presses her lips tighter together, her eyes remaining closed, her heart stuttering in her chest. All she hears now is her own breath and her uneasy heart but still, she does not open her eyes.Â
 And then a hiss, just like a pythonâs, coils around her neck, around her throat, circling all the way back to her ears, âyour fate rests with me. You belong to me, you are bound to me. Do not resist your desireâ it calls to me while you weep, proclaiming you do not want me.â
 A fingertip against her throat is what makes her eyes snap open. She yelps when his hand locks around her throat, her own instinctively reaching for him. He leans in close behind her and there, at the base of her bed sits the mirror and there is where he is, looming behind her like a shadow, dark face split with a wicked grin.
 âYou feel it now already, donât you?â He hisses into her ear before his lips graze her neck and her lips fall apart, gasping for the air heâs stolen from her lungs.Â
 She is at his mercy, quite literally in the palms of his hands, her fate his to break and mend as he pleases. Itâs terrifyingâ and yet, a part of her finds it equally electrifying, teetering on the edge between peril and pleasure. She curses herself, condemns herself for how easily she is swayed, how easily she is broken.Â
 Perhaps this is solely the reason why the mirror found her, why it chose her, why he chose her. She is weak. She is ungrounded. Sheâs a masochist in every sense of the word, despite how desperately sheâs tried to deny it. Sheâs in love with the way he makes her feel, in love with the way he talks to her, touches her, takes her. Itâs painful, itâs humiliating, it is blasphemy, is what it is, her desire for her demon.Â
 Tom is her shame, he is everything about herself she wished to forget and wished to unbecome. He must have sensed this, all those moons ago when his mirror found its place into her tiny bedroom above her fatherâs butcher shop. He sensed this ruthlessness, this ferality, this desire sheâs kept stowed away thatâs been bursting at the seams, eager to be unleashed and he did just that, giving her an outlet to indulge in all her darkest of fantasies.Â
 Really, what he is doing should be seen as a mercy, a gift.Â
 Nobody could ever please her the way Tom does, after all.Â
 âYou desire me already, donât you?â He purrs with a voice as slick as oil, dripping with derision. She watches the mirror, shivering as his hand drops from her throat and she gasps for air as he traces a path from her collarbone to her chest with the tip of his forefinger, skirting the neckline of her nightgown. She feels it and it is there, existing in her mirror yet, he is not quite there in her world. Her wide-eye gaze fixes on the mirror, her only way of knowing who and what it is making her feel this way.
 âHere. You feel it here,â he whispers, that fingertip of his tracing a circle around the peaked nipple over the top of her gown, right over her stuttering heart. It beats for him and he knows it, can feel it beneath his finger. She watches through the mirror as a corner of Tomâs lips curve in a smirk, his hungry stare finding hers through the glass.Â
 âAnd you feel itâŠâ he trails off, the fingernail of that forefinger suddenly no longer human, but a talon, like the sharp claw of a crow and he uses it to tear a line from the center of her neckline, all the way down to her skirt. She yelps, looking down at her bodice as her gown rips at the hand of an invisible force and it is not until she feels his warm palm against the bottom of her belly, dangerously close to where she burns most for him. ââŠhere as well.â
 He presses down on her belly, not much but enough to have her teetering on the edge of utter madness, muscles locked in anticipation. She tosses her head back and Tom snickers again as she whimpers, feeling herself pulse where she wants, no, needs him most. He rubs circles into the flesh below her belly, inching closer to her core agonizingly slow, nearly enough to tip her over the brink of insanity.Â
 âHow greedy you become, by the mere touch of my handâ the hand of a monster, as you put it, yes?â He sneers, his breath rolling like smoke down along the expanse of her neck. She peers back up at the mirror, watching as he dips his mouth to her collarbone, feeling his breath, his lips as they graze against her skin. It sends shivers slithering down the coil of her spine and now she knows her basilisk has her under his spell now.
 Her chest heaves against his arm as Tom teases her, his fingertip stroking back and forth along the bottom of her belly. He clicks his tongue, almost pitiably when he pulls his hand away and she whimpers, nerves uneasy due to the lack of his touch.Â
 âBut thatâs not all you want, is it?â He whispers coolly into the space between them, his voice rolling over her skin and leaving chills in its wake. She glances back to the mirror, watching his dark gaze as it disappears behind her head, reappearing on the other side of her face. She feels him breathe against her other ear, her lips trembling, her core aching. âYou long to be burned from within, to be branded, for me to take what is rightfully mine and mark you so even dear old dad will know of your treachery.â
 Tears that have since merely pooled in the bottom of her sockets begin to shed, drop after drop sliding down her cheeks as she tries to find a balance between her fear and desire. She knows she will not be able to resist him, not tonight, but she still has some sense of honor. She will not be weak. She will face him with courage, however little.Â
 Tom sneers at this. He clicks his tongue again, âpoor thing. Is that not what you want? To be claimed for everyone to see?â He asks, the tip of his finger drawing circles in the valley between her breasts. She shudders beneath his touch but still, she hardens her gaze, mustering enough courage to meet his dark, melting stare. The corners of his lips curve and he chuckles, âbold little thing. You wish to be fucked.â
 His hand finds her chin and she yelps as his fingertips press down into her cheeks. He forces her gaze to lock on his through the mirror and she watches as his other hand slashes clean through the rest of her nightgown, leaving her completely exposed. The moonlight glistens on her skin as his hand forces her thighs apart, her sex glistening crudely in the starlight.Â
 âLook at this,â he snickers, dipping his middle and forefinger between her thighs, brushing against her slit, enough to coat them evenly in her slick. Her toes curl and she gasps, tossing her head back where it bumps into his shoulder. âSo ready to be tamed. Bred, potentially.â
 She thinks she will die from anticipation. It started as a simple flame, kindled in the pit of her belly but it has since blossomed into a blazing inferno, strong enough to make her feel like she is melting from the inside out. His graces against her skin were little bits of coal plunging into the depths of her inferno and she erupted in turn, like a volcano breaking from its dormancy.Â
 Tom brings his fingers, covered with the evidence of her desire, to her lips, forcing them into her mouth and she moans around them, swirling her tongue greedily, like a starved wolf around them. He breathes and it sounds more like a growl, dropping the hand gripping her chin to slap her aching clit, her body jolting as if struck by a crack of lightning.Â
 âYes,â he purrs. âSo desperate to be filled. I wonder though, will this greedy cunt of yours be ready for my cock?â
 She merely stares at him, hoping her look is pleading enough for him.Â
 He snickers.Â
 She swallows as he pulls his fingers away from her mouth.Â
 âI believe you are fully capable of speaking,â he sneers. âSo use your words.â
 Her mouth opens and closes, her mind numb, void of anything that does not involve impurity. She blinks helplessly at her own reflection, brows knitting when she finds her gaze again. He clicks his tongue, âpity. I cannot give you what you want if you do not ask for it.â
 Her mouth suddenly feels dry, the words she tries to muster like sandpaper against her throat and tongue. Her cheeks burn in shame as she tries to say something, to produce any sort of sound.Â
 âIââ
 âNicely,â he interrupts, his voice like a crack of thunder in her otherwise still bedroom. âAsk me nicely.â
 She purses her lips, willing herself to breathe, at least, she best sheâs able to manage. The tip of Tomâs forefinger circles mindlessly just above her clit and it pulses, aches, screams for mercy.
 She swallows down her shame, every ounce of honor left in her. This will have to be mercy enough.Â
 âPlease,â she begins, her voice ashamedly high, feeble. âI⊠I need to feel you.â
 Perhaps he hadnât expected her to relent so easily. Or perhaps he was merely teasing her.Â
 She does not feel him and when she looks into the mirror, she does not see him, uncertain if he is even there at all. A cold creeps along her legs, trailing up her hips to her arms where her weary bones catch a chill, locking her in place. She hears nothing but her own breath, her own heart beating against her chest. Her stare locks on the mirror at the foot of her bed because she knows this is not the endâ he is still here, a predator in the dark, circling his prey, waiting for the perfect moment to pounce.Â
 Silence.Â
 She thinks a cold perspiration has begun to bead at her forehead. Her brow furrows, the pressure so intense in her head and when she looks at herself in the mirror, she can see the prominent outline of a vein on her forehead. A gasping hiccup escapes her chest as more tears stream down her face, praying this torment will come to an end soon.Â
 When will he strike?Â
 She hears something move to her left and she yelps, the hair standing erect on her arms and neck but it is only her curtains, blown just a little harder by a sudden strong gust of wind. She wills herself to breathe again, focusing on slow inhales and exhales as she turns again to face the mirror.Â
 Before she can even make sense of what she sees, before a gasp or a cry or a scream can reach her tongue, she is pushed forward until her face is smushed against the mattress. She yelps into the bed, feeling her torn nightgown being ripped from her body before she feels something, someone, a force behind her, pressing against her ass. As soon as she feels he is there behind her, she feels the length of him press into her entrance, filling her up with a single primal thrust.Â
 Her knuckles bend around her bedsheets and she cries out into her mattress, too muffled to have possibly been heard by anyone outside of her bedroom. She expects there to be pain at her center where she is split open, just barely managing to fit the entire length of him inside of her but all she feels is blissâ burning white hot bliss.Â
 âThatâs right,â he coos somewhere behind her ear, another angry thrust making her grip the sheets tighter, her fingers on the bed and his long, warm hands gripping her hips being her only anchor. âLose yourself in me. Forget who you are and think only of me.â
 It is not difficult when her mind is already dough, each seething, primal thrust of his hips against her ass molding her into different shapes, twisting every single thought inside her brain until they are solely his name.Â
 Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom.Â
 âTom!â She yowls, trying to lift her head from the sheets but being forced back down by his hand gripping the tendrils of her hair, using them as reins to hold her down.Â
 âYou thought you could rid yourself of me,â he hisses, ramming his cock harder inside of her, bruising that delicate spot so deep inside her where no man ever reached before. âWhat were you going to do had you succeeded? Hm? Found yourself a husband? Let him have you like this? Let him fuck you full of his little bastards?â
 Sheâs nothing to say and even if she did, she wouldnât be able to. All she can think is how good she feels, how well it feels to be so completely and utterly lost in this bliss, to be wrapped around her monster, her demon, her shameâs cock. She can hardly even focus on the words he speaks now.Â
 Using the grip he has on her hair, he lifts her head and when he tells her to open his eyes, she can just barely make out his face beside hers through the reflection of the mirror. Her vision is blurry and with each piston of his hips, more stars dot her eyes but she still obeys, unwilling to let go of this pleasure she feels now for even a second. She is just as he says she isâ she is greedy, she is ravenous, she is an animal.Â
 Perhaps, they are much more alike than sheâd care to admit.Â
 âDid you think youâd find yourself another man who could make you feel as good as you do now?â Tom asks, his voice dripping with oily derision and she hangs on every word he says, breathing in his voice like a vapor. âThere is no one else in this world good enough for you. No other man could do the things I do to you and you know it.â
 He drops her head and it falls pitifully back to the mattress. She cannot find it within herself to muster enough strength to lift it back up so she simply clutches the sheets as each thrust becomes angrier, more feral.Â
 âHow can you be so stupid?â He growls as he ridicules her, taking her so deeply, so hungrily that she cannot even bring herself to feel shame, her humility never once even crossing her mind. Her eyes roll back and her body is practically limp in his hands, a weak, pliant mess held together by a demonâs cock.Â
 She feels so close to the edge she quite literally bursts into tears, soaking the bed sheets beneath her face. Her release is blinding white light that seems so close, a mere armâs length away. Tomâs growl is like a roar as he spills himself inside of her, so deep she thinks she can feel him in her bellyâ and it might very well be true.Â
 Itâs just what she needs to come. She loses control of her body, the trigger of her orgasm the last thing she needs to release. Her finger curls around that trigger but just before she can pull it, his cock is gone, leaving nothing but his seed that oozes out of her cunt like rivers of hot magma as evidence for their deed. Tom drags her head up by her hair, forcing her to face him yet again through the mirror.Â
 She hates him. A million curses materialize on the tip of her tongue but none come to fruition, not when she meets his gaze, so intense, it pierces through her skin like sharp ice that frosts over her bones.Â
 âDid you think youâd get to come?â He clicks his tongue, feigning pity. âPoor thing. Unfortunately, as far as Iâm concerned, insolent little brats do not deserve to be rewarded. Perhaps when you learn to behave, you will earn your release.â
 He lets go of her hair and she cries as her face meets the mattress again and her bedroom grows cold again and she knows that this time, he is truly gone.Â
 And when she finally gathers enough strength to look at herself in the mirror, there her reflection wasâ staring back at her, toppled over, fucked out, and alone.Â
a/n: its been so long since i last wrote for tom and i had just finished my rewatch of Nosferatu and then this thing was born LMAOOOO i hope you all enjoy it though đ€
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a sphinx guards the road. in typical sphinx fashion, it will only allow the travellers who best it in a competition of wits to pass, and will eat everyone else. however, the sphinx is tired of giving the same few riddles to everyone it encounters - thus, it instead declares that, if a traveller wants to pass, then the traveller must give the sphinx a riddle that the sphinx cannot answer.
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wen chao asks the sphinx: "what has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"
"are you fucking kidding me," says the sphinx. wen chao is eaten.
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wei wuxian asks the sphinx: "what has to be broken before you can use it? iâm tall when iâm young, and iâm short when Iâm old - what am i? what has a heart that doesnât beat? what comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? the more of me you take, the more you leave behind - what am I? what can travel around the world while staying in the same corner? what has hands but canât clap? i speak without a mouth and hear without ears; i have no body, but I come alive with wind - what am i? what gets wetter the more it dries? what is full of holes but still holds water?"
replies the sphinx: "an egg. a candle. an artichoke. the letter 'M'. footsteps. a stamp. a clock. an echo. a towel. a sponge."
"well damn," says wei wuxian, before he is eaten.
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lan xichen asks the sphinx: "what is the air speed of an unladen swallow?"
replies the sphinx: "the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is somewhere around 20.1 miles per hour; however, some may fly as fast as 46 miles per hour."
adds the sphinx: "also, monty python references are overdone these days."
"that last bit was unnecessary," says lan xichen as he is eaten.
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jiang cheng asks the sphinx: "given the cone:
where a>0 and c>0 are constants, can you calculate the surface area of the cone, excluding the base?"
the sphinx scratches some figures into the dirt.
then, says the sphinx: "the area is as follows:
"how the fuck--" splutters jiang cheng, before he is eaten as well.
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lan wangji asks the sphinx: "what does it mean to be a good person?"
the sphinx ponders this question for a while. then the sphinx responds at length, expounding upon all of the world's major moral philosophies, their similarities, and their differences. the sphinx discusses in great detail what philosophers such as confucius, laozi, aristotle, jeremy bentham, immanual kant, philipa foot, t. m. scanlon, and so on had to say about the matter.
after a lengthy and spirited discussion, lan wangji has to conclude that the sphinx has thoroughly addressed the question. therefore, lan wangji is eaten.
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wei wuxian crawls out of the sphinx's stomach and demands another match. not seeing any reason to refuse, the sphinx gives him another turn.
says wei wuxian: "imagine that i give you three qiankun pouches: inside one of them is a lump of gold, while inside the other two are lumps of coal. after you pick one qiankun pounch, i (who know what's inside each pouch) open a different punch to reveal a lump of goal, and then ask if you want to switch your choice. should you switch?"
"i should switch," replies the sphinx. "if i switch, my chances of getting the lump of gold increase from 1/3 to 2/3."
"should've known it wouldn't be this easy," says wei wuxian as he is once more eaten.
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jin guangyao asks the sphinx: "doha pz aol zxbhyl yvva vm mpmaf?"
the sphinx thinks about this for a moment. then, replies the sphinx: "hwwyvepthalsf zlclu wvpua glyv zlclu vul glyv zpe lpnoa, yvbuklk av zlclu zpnupmpjhua mpnbylz."
"well, it was worth a shot," sighs jin guangyao before he is eaten.
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nie huaisang asks the sphinx: "can you tell me what my grandmother ate for dinner on this day 70 years ago?"
"she did eat dinner, yes?" asks the sphinx.
"she did.''
"then she ate food," replies the sphinx.
there is a long silence.
"well, i can't argue with that," says nie huaisang as he too is eaten.
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wei wuxian again crawls out of the sphinx's stomach, and once more demands another match. the sphinx indulges him.
"if a barber only shaves every man in town who does not shave themselves, then does the barber shave himself?" asks wei wuxian.
"the barber transitions to female, so she does not shave herself," replies the sphinx.
"can an all-powerful god create a rock that is too heavy for god to lift?"
"i don't believe in god."
"what is the 130940119832th digit of pi?"
"it's somewhere between 0 and 9, inclusive."
"if you traveled back in time and prevented your grandparents from meeting, then how could you have existed to do it?"
"i cannot time travel."
"what's the largest prime number?"
"it's up there."
"motherfucker--" starts wei wuxian before he is again eaten.
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jin zixuan approaches the sphinx. though the sphinx prompts him for a riddle immediately, for a moment he is silent. then, appearing rather downcast, he finally speaks.
"i really like jiang-guniang, but i've behaved so boorishly towards her that i fear she will no longer be willing to give me the time of day. how do i convince her to give me just one more chance?"
the sphinx thinks about this for a moment. then the sphinx thinks about this for another moment. then the sphinx begins to walk in circles, looking more and more frustrated.
finally, the sphinx speaks. "i don't know, man," it admits. "i think you might be cooked."
jin zixuan is allowed to pass. however, he does not seem happy about this at all.
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