#Red Robin dc

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce loves his family desperately but he's got one mode and that's detective mode lol

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[mixingandmelting]

May I request smth like batboys + bruce reacting to their fem!reader gifting them these couple hoodies? 🥺🥺🥺

Bruce:

He smirks and raises an eyebrow. It was one thing to own couple-coded dresswear, but an actual couple’s outfit?

“’Somebody’s problem’?” A mix of amusement and affection underlies his voice as he pulls out the one that’s obviously meant for him and keeps it at arm’s length away.

“What? It’s true! Everyone can agree I’m not the problem ninety percent of the time.” He simply snorts, the teasing tilt and grin a dead give away that you were bluffing.

Eyeing you for a second, he goes back to taking in the sweatshirt. The softness of a mix of polyester and cotton with words sewn in the middle. It’s as if you’ve physically given a part of yourself, warm and soft that he can stay engulfed all day. And the very thought of it is enough to make his heart flutter faster.

It was enjoyable to say the least, when he wore it while staying in the Batcave the next day. While comforted at the thought that you’re with him, it was hilarious to see how everyone does a double-take at it and becomes the hot topic of the week.

Dick:

The second he sees them; he instantly falls in love and nearly squeals.

“What? No. What? Stop. You didn’t” He holds one of the sweatshirts next to his face, his lips stretching into a wide smile.

To think you’d get matching sweatshirts. Is this your way of claiming him? Or telling others, you’re his?

“Well, they were on sale and looked cute-“

“Cute?” His eyes wide, his lips in the shape of an “o” as if you personally offended him. “Just cute? These are more than cute.”

Then, clenching the sweatshirt in his hand, you yelp when he pulls you close and starts twirling you in the air.

“Dick! Put me down!”

“Not until you know this is one of the best things you could possibly give me.”

He was an absolute pain for the rest of the week, rotating between the two sweatshirts every other day (yes, both even if yours is a tight fit) and annoying everyone from making the sign for people to ask so he can brag about them nonstop while reminding you to wear whatever one he’s NOT wearing whenever the two of you head out. 

Jason:

Oh? Oh. Oh-

It slowly dawns to him what exactly he got and, as soon as it clicks, his cheeks flush while the corner of lips curls up into a grin.

You’re cute. So cute. So damn adorable he might die all over again because of it. It’s obvious that they are, the signs clear as day with one in your size, the other in his.

So many thoughts pass through his mind: the fact that it’s a first for him, you wanting to keep you and him tied together, people within and outside of each other’s circles noticing the two of you are a couple. It’s giving him the butterflies, the good butterflies that makes him want to kick his feet.

“…Well? Do you like it?”

“Yeah,” He gulps, trying to tame the excitement and happiness that threatens to bubble out and lose his composure. “Yeah, I really like it.”

“Like” was a big understatement. On top of getting to go around and show off he was yours; he had fun scaring off every person that tried to hit on you as the sweatshirt gave that needed extra push and paired well with his protective-boyfriend-glare.

Tim:

It’s his birthday. Christmas. Both.

Nonstop, his thumbs brush over the fabric of both sweatshirts.

“Where did you get them?” He asks, his eyes glued and unable to look away.

“Online. Couldn’t resist after seeing some of the couples on TikTok wearing them, you know?”

Oh, don’t worry, he knows. What he doesn’t is how you were able to pull this off behind his back, without him even noticing. He may be busy day and night, but he still keeps tabs on you (you know, him being a vigilante and all doesn’t make him the safest person to really date – er, that’s his excuse anyways).  

Then there’s your indirect confession that you pretty much think about him as much he thinks about you, regardless where he and you are. And that’s-

“Tim? You okay? You look like you have a fever.”

The two of you argue over who’s the one that’s problematic. It’s him who ends up, begrudgingly, being “Somebody’s Problem” though he didn’t mind as much after cuddling with you for a whole day with a kiss stamped on his cheek.

Duke:

Only two words: Hell. Yes.

“And it’s for the two of us?” His eyes sparkling and continuously glancing between you and the gift you gave him.

“That is the idea.”

“Wherever, whenever?”

“If you want to…?”

“At school, on dates?”

“You do realize we go to school that requires a uniform-“You huff and raise your hands up at the look he gives you. “Yes, okay, sure. At school and on dates.”

He winces then turns sheepish, rubbing the back of his head apologetically. He didn’t mean to get this worked up, never having thought or needing a couple's merch. He was fine that he got to be with you. It’s once you give him the sweatshirt, he realizes why so many couples buy them or matching anything in general.

He insists that he wears the other only for you to somehow convince him to wear the sweatshirt with “Somebody”. It takes time to get used to, a bit bashful when his family, Bat and biological, and friends teases him though it was nice to hear from strangers you both made a perfect couple.

Damian:

“What’s this supposed to be?” Despite the heavy judgement in the (rhetorical) question, the corner of his lips continuously twitches.

Common fabric. None of the letters are the same size, and worse, in Comic Sans – they’re not cute; it’s tacky at best. Ugly is what he wants to say and he can if he really wants to. There’s only one problem that stops him: you. Two sweatshirts in similar shades including the thread forms the words, there’s no doubt they were meant to be worn as a pair by a certain pair of people.

Add that to him battling every single person to stay away from you twenty-four-seven, it does a lot of critical damage to him seeing you willingly got something to show you people you’re his.

Suddenly, he scowls, placing a hand over his heart that pounds hard against his chest.

“…Damian, do you not like it? I can always return it and get something el-“

“Who said that I didn’t like it?” He ignores your confusion, keeping the sweatshirts out of your reach out of worry you’d actually take it away from him.

He does give you an earful later after realizing which one was meant for him while putting it on with you, wearing it regardless.

[suigenerisisadiva]

HELP SUPERMAN'S DOING THE DEAD PETER GRFFIN POSE

(It was stated in the comments, I just wanted to share <3)

[protectdamianwayne]

[strawberry-forest-does-stuff]

[headcanonthings]

Dick: I think a magical girl transformation would fix me. Jason: I think killing a titan would fix me. Tim: You want to be isekai'd so bad you look stupid. Clark: What are these words? Bruce: Don't ask.

[oceanview15]

Tim: I started off by making a map of all of the burglaries that have gone down in Gotham since last year to see if there was a pattern.

Map: (just one big circle of thumbtacks)

Tim: There is so much crime in Gotham. No one should live here.

[momo-minomo]

Tim Drake being Bruce's keeper in the comics

Tim's relationship with Bruce is so messed up. He's parentified all to hell. If anyone has any fic recs for Tim ordering around Batman and Bruce obeying I'd be forever in your debt!

And in case anyone wants a little comics inspiration for writing more fics with Bruce and Tim here's a bunch of panels showing Tim ordering around Bruce, comforting him, or generally acting like his parent/emotional support Robin/keeper. Starting off with my favorite!

[gothamite-rambler]

Toby and Melissa Dowd being decent parents to Bernard

Yes these are made up names, no I don't want to change them... I like these names now lol. After doing months of research on the batfam and then their dating partners I think Bernard has untapped potential and don't want to hear any arguments saying otherwise. This is the story of the parents being dysfunctional, but they do love their son.

Bernard: Why did you and Dad get into a fight with the Smiths at the dinner party?

Melissa (icing her eye with a bag of peas): They had the nerve to ask why we brought you and Tim to the club house party, and we told them that 'What's the issue he love attending these parties!"

Bernard: Right, so you lied. Go on.

Toby (dipping his left hand in a bowl of ice): Yeah, the usual stuff. They started throwing passive-aggressive comments about how we didn’t raise you right. We thought they were talking about you joining a cult.

Melissa: Usually, we come up with excuses to walk away, but they just kept going on about how you’re bad, part of a mafia... and then we wanted clarification. That's when Will called you a...

Toby: Bundle of sticks. Among a string of other insults. So, I responded like any good father with anger issues would: I punched him right in his damn rhinoplasty nose.

Melissa: And when Sheila doubled down on what Will said and that your being with men was just a phase we could "cure", I wasted my glass of wine by throwing it in her face and went for her fake extensions. Sorry we made a scene, Bernie.

Bernard (genuinely happy): Why are you apologizing? That's an awesome reason to get kicked out of a stupid party! You guys defended little old me and Tim?

Toby: Yeah, if anyone insults you for being queer, we’ll defend you... Is "queer" okay to say?

Bernard (smiling): Not... really, but thank you for defending us. I appreciate it.

Toby: Anytime, son.

Melissa (patting her son on the arm): We’re not perfect, but we love you and Tim... right, Toby?

Bernard (dryly): I love Bear. I think Tim’s kind of weird, but okay. Shame we won’t be able to show our faces at that clubhouse again, but honestly, it was kind of worth it.

Esmeralda, the family maid, pulled out her phone and handed it to Toby.

Esmeralda: I beg to differ. I found a few videos of you two fighting that homophobic couple, and now you have a lot of supporters. I'm actually proud to be working for you guys now.

Toby (seeing how popular they are online): The Smith's got banned from the clubhouse too! Melissa, people actually like us!

Melissa: Because we beat up people who insult our son... oh my goodness... We did a good thing! Up top!

Melissa and Toby high-five, cheering their newfound popularity, while Bernard could only laugh. Toby winced realizing he high fived with his broke hand.

Bernard: Honestly, this actually makes you guys seem not so bad as parents. Semi-decent, even.

Toby: Semi-decent... I can work with that.

[laced-in-ruin]

Tim: How did you break your leg?

Dick : Do you see those porch stairs?

Tim: Yes.

Tim: Let me guess. You didn't?

Dick: I didn't.

[luminesick]

Damian, with red puffy eyes: You too?

Tim, with red puffy eyes: *raises a brow* Yes?

Damian has severe pollen allergies. Tim was high.

[montic0]

The last resort

[arcventi]

Jason: I'm fighting with the HOA.

Tim: HOA... What is that? Horde of Assassins?

Jason: ... No.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 11! Happy birthday to my favorite little gremlin!!

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[jasontodddidnothingwrong]

The Robins all get matching tattoos except its not a cute family bonding activity, it's mostly just out of spite.

Dick does it first. A single tri-colour Robin feather floating in the space above his collarbone. Everyone gets fed up FAST with him wandering around shirtless (and then in a weirdly abundant number of off-the-shoulder shirts after Alfred politely tells him to start wearing one) to show off his "cool new ink".

Jason decides he's sick of it (and okay, maybe he also likes the sentimentality of a Robin tattoo), so he decides to get his own better art. He turns up in the batcave the next night with a robin skull bathed in sickly green light on his right shoulder. It makes everyone viscerally uncomfortable, and he feels some kind of way about it.

Tim just genuinely likes the idea of getting a tattoo to honour Robin. He opts for something abstract, with a flock of curved Vs, five in all, swooping in a line across the right side of his ribcage. The middle one is a vibrant shade of red.

Steph goes with Tim because she's convinced he'll cry during the process (he doesn't). Tim accuses her of projecting, so she gets a single feather - this time upright and shrouded in purple flames - on her right hip. She sheds one (1) single tear and guilts Tim into buying her Batburger over it on the way home.

A moratorium is called on all family tattoos when Bruce finds Damian threatening the third tattoo artist who dared refuse service to him, a minor. His pleas - that he's the blood son, so he has to have the best tattoo - go entirely unheeded.

Bruce spends three hours at the next team-wide meeting lecturing the Robins for permanently marking their bodies with imagery that might reveal their vigilante identities.

And if he has a fresh tattoo of a bird's nest on his left thigh while he does it, well then nobody has to know.

[star-steph06]

Mermaid au!!! So I decided to go with a big portrait and perhaps individual later if people are interested. Tell me why this took 13+ hours 😭😭

Jason: a selkie because I thought the idea was cute

Damian: a betta fish, bred for fighting/aggressive and originated in Asia

Dick: flying fish ofc

Duke: whale shark because I love them and I thought it fit well

Tim: dolphin because they’re intelligent debated on him being octopus so maybe I’ll do something for the individual

Cass: iridescent thresher shark. One of the more nicer sharks because sharks don’t really attack people but they’re scared of them that stuff.

Steph a jelly fish!!! 🤭🤭

Anyway I hope y’all like it! Let me know if you guys want individual or other members like Babs and Bruce or Alfred. Also do you have another platform I should join to show my art?? Should I start posting on TikTok?