#tim and damian

[amya-da-dc]

Tim *trying to build a bond with his baby knife brother*: Hey Damian, wanna come play minecraft with me?

Damian: …what is minecraft

Tim: 0 . 0

Tim: excuse me. what the actual fuck did they teach you in the league of assassins?

Damian: Well, how to be a assa-

Tim, pulling him by the arm to the tv room: We are playing right now

[91-1lover]

What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

[yainaarts]

Batfam headcanons part one

Alfred: British, somehow doesn't burn or tan in the sun, pale, doesn't age, probably immortal. He loves the others with his whole heart and knows he is like their grandpa/father and he couldn't be happier about it. Helped Damian understand it's ok to like childish stuff by being the first to give him an animal plush. Cooks amazingly and is always ready to learn recipes from the batfams home countries/cultures to make them feel at home and safe. Always pays attention to the little things. Was ready to help Dick adopt Damian and Tim if Bruce had actually been permanently dead.

Bruce: Italian and Russian, tans easily, but mostly burns. Id very protective of the batfam. He loves his kids but he's just emotionally constipated. Feels horrible thinking he neglected Tim despite the fact he was grieving Jason. Blames himself for the kids traumas from after they met him. Very overprotective. Tends to act like a mother more than a father to the point the kids call him mamabat. Has nicknames for all his kids, too many to list. Was the fourth to give Damian a plush because he wanted to get him the perfect one, plus he wanted it to smell like him so it could comfort Damian any time he needed it. Made a memorial room for each of his kids dead but good parents.

Babs: Russian, has freckles. Loves the others like her little siblings. Would be ready to adopt the girls if they asked. Overprotective. Was the second to give Damian a plush. Teaches Tim tech stuff whenever he asks. Has girl nights with Steph and Cass.

Dick: romani (sorry if it's spelled wrong), has very wavy hair, skin is a few shades lighter than Damian's, has cheek dimples. Mother hen at it's finest, gets told he acts like Bruce because of it. Also very overprotective, more than Bruce. Over protective over Bruce also. Drags Damian, Tim, and Jason to therapy with him on Saturdays. Was going to adopt Damian. Calls Jason "big bird, baby wing, little wing, big prince", Tim "babybird, little Robin, little sunshine, pretty prince", Cass "little bat, princess, sweetheart", Babs "big bat, freckles, beautiful princess", Steph "bat princess, little Rose, purple princess, sweetheart", Bruce "B, dad, mama, big bat #2, papa", Duke "little light, little prince, Hun, sweetheart, sweety", Damian "my love, Habibi, babybat, little one, baby prince, baby", Alfred "grampa, pops, Alfie, big boss, grampa". The third to give Damian a plush

Jason: Latino, has loose curls, also has cheek dimples, some freckles, tan skin. Has nicknames for all the batfam. Was the fifth to give Damian a plush. Half ghost, the pit madness was just bad ecto. Calls Damian "Habibi". Raised Damian in the league.

Cass: Chinese, tan, dark brown eyes. Doesn't talk a lot, she can talk, she just prefers sign language. Loves her family a lot. Always brings them gifts from her out of country missions. Always brings Damian new plushies and watches bluey with him. Calls the batfam by cute pet names

Steph: British with black decent, has albinism. Was seventh to give Damian a plush because it didn't arrive on time for his birthday. Her love language is gift giving.

Tim: Filipino, Italian. Likes coffee but prefers tea and monster drinks. Power naper due to insomnia. Gave Damian a plush during Christmas. Started calling Damian "little one" instead of brat

Duke: basically cannon duke but he's ten times more mischievous. He gave Damian a plush for his birthday. Started calling Bruce mama because everyone else was also doing so and it felt right. Bruce takes him to visit his parents. Sometimes calls Damian "baby bro". Has multiple nicknames for everyone.

Damian: Arab, Chinese, Russian, Italian. Dark skin three shades lighter than Duke's. Loves the plushies but will never admit it. Started acting like a kid three years after living with the fam, he still princy like spoiled, but he's not bratty. Started showing his family his love for them through paintings. Tim is his second favorite sibling after Cass because he sees Jason and dick more like his second parents, calls them "Akhi and Bubba". Started calling Bruce mama and Babà unconsciously, everyone finds it cute. Looks like Talia and has her body type, but has Bruce's hight. Will be gorgeous when he grows up, he already is but he'll be more gorgeous. The batfam are very protective of him. Finally living his childhood, Talia tried to give him one but Ra's had lost his sanity and had made the worst people Damian's teachers, resulting in Damian traumatized and believing he's a soldier not a child. Baby 🐥. Very tiny until he turns 17 and has a growth spurt. Still a lot shorter than Jon though.

[sodamnbored]

Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

[timmydraker]

Damian: I’ve been volunteering at the hospital

Tim, who owns a medical company: …

Damian: father doesn’t approve of this because it cuts into my patrol time but I think it’s because I kept it from him

Tim, who likes to disobey Bruce: …

Damian: I fear I may have to make a choice of either continuing as Robin or pursuing my goals of becoming a Doctor

Tim, who dropped out of school: …

Tim: So, weird question, and I’m totally just brainstorming here, like just throwing this out there but like… you’re still a minor so what if I adopt you and pay for your schooling and maybe hack into a few schools so you can learn stuff ahead of time and eventually I could employ you at my company and maybe even build you your own hospital?

Tim: haha wouldn’t that be funny and totally piss Bruce off cause I’d be your dad

[bloopy-writes]

Just imagining the chaos that would occur with Tim and Damian actually doing a road trip by themselves across Europe as Damian’s 16th birthday gift.

Constant arguments over whose picking the driving music today getting to the point where Damian duck taped Tim’s hands to the window

Both of them trying to see if they could “theoretically (of course)” steal priceless art from each museum they’d go to and argue about the flaws in each others plans

Damian flexing his language knowledge in each new country

Tim always having a list of vegetarian restaurants that they can go to and Damian always having a list of restaurants that have good vegetarian options but aren’t fully vegetarian so that Tim can enjoy himself too

Both trying to outdo each other souvenir shopping for their family

Damian and Tim end up like the Scooby doo gang and somehow find themselves caught up in a new mystery each time but they actually love it

Tims favorite day was when they went to Venice and Damian spent the whole day lecturing him on art history because it was the happiest he’d ever seen him

Damian’s favorite day was when they went to the Swiss alps and he convinced Tim to go hiking before sunrise and they made it to a high summit by sunrise and they just sat there, no words needed both completely content with the others presence

[callmeizukunotdeku]

"You're lying," Damian said. 

And honestly, Tim had to laugh, "I don't know why you think I am. I asked to keep a cat, Alfred said no, and that was that."

"But that..." Damian furrowed his brow. Tim's voice was taking on a different tenor than usual. Something a bit more strained. "He let me have a cat."

"Yeah," Tim said, cringing when his voice cracked on the word, before trying to play it off with a casual shrug, "you're his son."

And Damian was fooled for a moment. He had his mouth half open to reply that he was the blood son. He was different. Superior. 

But he paused upon the fact that Tim hadn't just made that point for him, he'd given him an example. 

The cat. 

Tim had wanted one and been refused. Damian had wanted one and had been obliged. 

He had wanted a dragon and been obliged. 

But Tim couldn't have a cat, and Damian, whenever he asserted his superiority, had thought he was lying. 

He was lying in a way. They were the same. Tim was a well-respected associate of his father, but... 

You're his son. 

But that didn't mean as much as Damian assumed it did. 

Damian assessed his options before doing something he usually avoided. He swallowed his pride, looked at Tim, and said, "I...don't fully understand what your place is here."

Tim gave him a smile filled with enough sympathy to make something ugly roll in Damian's gut. "Me neither, kid. Me neither."

[robintimate]

I know fanon Tim is practically like, the opposite of canon Tim, and the coffee addiction is one of the notoriously opposite things considering canonically Tim doesn't even like coffee, but the fact that it was started because Tim would fall asleep in places?? like, there is such a golden opportunity here and ppl decided to project their coffee addiction on him instead???

Cause imagine Tim who falls asleep anywhere. Tim who works and works and decides that he'll go to sleep after this one last bit but accidentally falls asleep in front of the Batcomputer. Tim who is found by Bruce, who goes all soft, picks him up and takes him up to his bedroom.

Imagine Tim having movie nights with Jason with the worst horror film that Jason arranged just to see Tim get scared except he doesn't react to any of the jumpscares because he fell asleep 5 minutes in. Jason doesn't know if he should be offended or impressed about the whole thing.

Imagine Tim just dozing off while he's trapping Damian so that he can't stab him and Damian doesn't realise until

Dick: ...and I wish you would stop but you– Tim?

Tim: ....

Dick: Is he... is he actually asleep?

Damian who has been trapped in his hands the whole time and thought that Tim was also listening to the lecture is more furious than ever because how dare Tim leave him alone in this.

New plan to murder Tim in his sleep coming up soon. (Because how dare he let himself be so vulnerable around Damian!)

[spicy-apple-pie]

I like to think that, even though both Tim and Damian are professionally trained in just about every martial art there is, when they rough house, Damian hits him with the classic "lay on your back and kick" defence.

If that fails, it's calling for Bruce because while they both get in trouble, it's better than losing to TIm.

[lianlovesangst]

Tim being Damian's favorite brother is EVERYTHING to me. Like, after everything happens, with the time stream incident and all, Tim just becomes Damian's favorite brother. (Though he would never actually admit it!)

Tim, of course, is oblivious to this fact. He's positive that either Dick or Jason hold this title, because why wouldn't they? Besides, Damian has made it extremely clear that he's hated Tim from the very start.

WRONG. Tim is the older brother that Damian tries to follow everytime he does something. Tim is the older brother Damian goes to so he could show off a stray animal he randomly picked up.

Damian just stands in front of Tim, holding whatever animal he found, and he just says "This is Bartholomew." And Tim just stares, nodding slowly because he's SO confused.

Tim is ignoring snarky comments from another socialite who subtly hints that Tim must be stupid or something because he dropped out from highschool, and Damian is just glaring heatedly at whoever they are and just says, "It is obvious that he dropped out because he was too intelligent for the entire school. Of course you wouldn't know, though."

Tim is talking about taking over the world because he's only a little sleepy? Damian agrees and gives him ideas, already planning the first step. Tim wants his comfort food/drinks after a long day? Damian is the first one to be beside Alfred, wanting to memorize exactly what Tim likes when he's tired.

Is this accurate to how they are in the comics? No. But DC is my playground, and I'm in a fanon mood. ^-^

[oh23]

[Damian, Tim and Jason on Patrol]

Damian: Tt, the flashlight won't work.

Tim: [smacks Jason's head]

Tim: Take off your helmet and open your glow in the dark eyes freak

Jason: ????????

[tarta-de-limon]

Sketches!

Turns out, Damian can be very clingy

Yk when a cat is all affectionate one sec, and when u try to pet it again like it literally hisses and acts like it hates you? Yeah, feel like he would act like that with Tim

Yk when a cat doesn’t want you to go?

Yk when cats climb everywhere?

Yeah…

[91-1lover]

Bruce: About the elephant in the room

Damian and Tim: ....

Bruce: Anyone wants to explain?

Tim:Not really, no

Bruce: I'm not mad, I'm quite impressed actually

Bruce: How did you put her in my living room? And what is she doing here?

Damian: Grayson missed Zitka

Bruce: So you put her in my house? How?!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Knight Terrors: Robin

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #19

[queen-of-andor]

"Don't ever talk to me or to my savage baby brother"

Tim and Damian team up!

[cebawoohoo]

As someone with siblings, I just thought of something we would do to each other to annoy one another and I thought it would be funny if the BatKids did it.

Damian who is sitting on the couch, staring at Tim:

Tim getting annoyed: Can you stop staring at me?

Damian deciding to be a little shit: I’m not staring at you.

Tim who clearly sees Damian still staring at him: Yes you are.

Damian: No I’m not

Tim: Yes you fucking are.

Damian:

Tim:

Damian:

Tim: Bruce! Tell Damian to stop staring at me!

Bruce who was just walking by and is running on thirty minutes of sleep and doesn’t want to deal with his kids just yet: Damian, stop staring at your brother.

Damian: I’m not staring at him, Father.

Tim: Yes he is! Tell him to stop!

Bruce, sighing: Tim, just try to ignore him.

Tim: No! I find it hella creepy for the little demon child staring at me constantly!

Bruce absolutely done with this shit: Damian, please don’t stare at your brother anymore.

Damian: But I wasn’t, Father!

Tim: Stop lying! We clearly see you staring at me!

Bruce: Tim, sweetheart, why don’t you leave the room if it’s bothering you?

Tim: No! I was here first and I’m not moving!

Bruce is absolutely done. This goes on for another twenty minutes before Dick comes in the room and starts being annoying towards both of his brothers, making Damian stop staring at Tim. Bruce is just relieved it’s over. Remind him to never adopt more kids.