#SO out of character

[mrshargreeves]

crying that they didn’t give five long hair in season four

like look at what we missed out on

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

Could almost sense the headache Penelope induced in that scene.

[ryoukio]

Arthur doodle before bed.

[fry-house]

Worst moment in Atlantis: The Lost Empire is when the creators had Milo James Thatch, the professional historian and linguist, struggle to say "Kidagakash," suggest that it was too hard to remember and ask if she has a nickname.

THE MAN KNOWS AND CAN SPEAK ALMOST ANY LANGUAGE AND RATTLE OFF TONS OF INFORMATION FROM ROTE MEMORIZATION BUT YEAH HE CANT REMEMBER A FOUR SYLLABLE NAME

Pretty sure there are better ways to insert a nickname than implying someone's name is too hard to learn

[strangenewwords]

Rogue & Gambit #2 (2023)

[apollogies-p]

Me making a pjo and batman au?? Impossible- anyways-

Apollo - Batman

HEAR ME OUT ik realistically he'd be green arrow but I'm OBSESSED with Apollo and the Apollo cabin soooooo

Lee - Dick Grayson/Nightwing

CMON he's the reluctant mediator between Red Hood and Batman and technically the first born (he's obviously not the first Apollo kid but whatever-)

Micheal - Jason Todd/Red Hood

Istg EVERY characterization I've seen of him is this bitter teenager that loves his siblings but has this bitter grudge against his father and if that's not so Jason Todd of him than idk what is

Austin - Tim Drake/Red Robin

Austin, to me, would make a great Tim Drake- like I'm not sure why, but in most fanon characterizations, I've seen he's a sharp kid and a quick thinker which I'm pretty sure is semi canon too (but don't quote me on that)

Will - Damian Wayne/Robin

OK OK IK WILL ISN'T THE YOUNGEST CHILD BUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT- A dark and hardened Will Solace??? I love. Like ik it's so ooc of him but like a mother that "abandoned" him and a father that took him in despite his failed attempts of parenting like cmon-

AND UHHHH THATS ALL I GOT FOR NOW‼️‼️ I HAVE A DIFFERENT VERSION OF THE AU THAT I'LL POST BUT IDK IF ANYONE ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN THIS 😭😭

[get-spatterlighted-idiot]

Hey can I come cuddle for a bit?

No, I really don't like physical contact. Why are you even asking?

[teacup-captor]

She didn't even ask about the books 😔 they're the book angel and he didn't even ask abt the books </3

[grimbeak]

woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

[makismei]

“my love,” nanami calls, stepping into the living room with wrinkled pjs and damp hair. you’re laying on the couch, mindlessly scrolling through one of your various shopping apps— spring sales have you adding everything to your cart.

“yes?” you reply, craning your neck to meet his gaze. he lifts your legs, sitting where they were resting before lowering them back down, in his lap. he smells like water and clean laundry— it’s familiar and comforting.

warm hands rest on your calves, you put your phone down to give him your full attention.

“you have my debit card on your phone and wallet,” he starts, “you know that, right?”

you nod slowly, giving him a confused look. “i know.”

“you haven’t used it at all. i just checked my statement.” he says, “didn’t i tell you to buy whatever you want?”

“you did,” you smile, almost laughing at the situation. “and i’m grateful, always, that you offer to pay for my things, but i have my own money too, ken— also! i did use it, actually.”

he rolls his eyes, not malicious, of course. “yeah, for boba. twice. do you know how many shopping bags you’ve hauled into this house the past month?”

he’s being sarcastic and you laugh. this has always been something you guys quarrel about, kento giving you all his money and assets, immediately throwing his card whenever you mention something you like. “why do you want me to spend your money so bad?”

kento pouts, just slightly, it’s barely even noticeable.

“i’m grateful, baby,” you say, “but you already pay for so much— this house, my car insurance, the bills and date nights… i’m already spending quite a lot, no?”

“you can spend more,” he pouts, “what i pay for already is nothing— i want to buy you more, for you to have everything you want.”

“i already have everything i want,” you tease, “he’s actually sitting in front of me, kindly massaging my calves.”

he narrows his gaze, a smile twitching onto his lips.

“we’re going to the mall this weekend— the far one,” he decides, “we haven’t been to the mall together for a while, love. i wonder why is that?”

you hum, avoiding his gaze, “maybe because the last time we went, you secretly took my wallet out of my purse and hid it in your underwear drawer so you could pay for everything?”

he laughs, recalling the moment. “i am absolutely doing that again— also, i saw that app you were scrolling on, let me see what you have, i’ll get it for you.”

notes from mei! i do have a shopping addiction actually (im dirt poor rn and in withdrawal) but i see my future (this fic) and its so so bright

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[churroach]

Full of Desires