#SURPRISE EVERYBODY!!!!!

[retiredficwriter]

incorrect bloodlines quotes part 1/?

[tasenwrobots]

Jesus take the wheel cause they ain't got one no more.

Edit: added two versions cause I like both the lighting :]

better late then never right? Joined @onionninjasstuff dtiys. Made it super fast(like SUPER FAST) so it's not very refined but yeah, hope you like it!

[jjoert]

mitzi does not gaf

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Please picture with me an au where clark and bruce go to high school together and clark is the golden retriever jock and bruce is the wet cat goth and they are inexplicably best friends and bruce can occasionally be seen grumpily sitting in the bleachers with as little skin showing as possible, squinting in the bright sunlight to watch clark's football practice

[nayrring]

Saw on twitter a post where Japanese kids chose tanjiro as the person they admire the most, more than their own mothers😭

[hewasmadeofthegalaxy2]

As a disabled person, I am so, so fucking tired of being used as an argument FOR AI.

You think I can't ask for help from a human person if there's something I can't accomplish? You think I am so isolated due to my disability that even if something is beyond my capabilities, all I can do is sit in my room and fucking sulk unless I have AI?

What the actual fuck do you think about our quality of life and our ability to create that you think that disabled people can't draw, paint, or write? You honestly fucking believe that I have no thoughts of my own, no ability to bring them to life, unless a fucking computer does them for me?!

"we're including AI entries for NaNoWriMo or whatever the fuck because we respect disabled peoples" you are spitting in the face of disabled writers, you are saying point blank that we are absolutely incapable of producing any art ourselves and that we have an inherent inability to produce anything worth reading unless we get a useless algorithm to tell us what it's like to be human.

If I cannot hold a pen, a scribe can.

If I cannot hold a brush to paint, I'll follow my disabled artist predecessors and get as creative with my method as I do with each image I create.

Our methods are part of the art, part of the creation, and get woven into every fiber of our tapestries, get set into every letter of our stories.

This is just another ableist take disguised as care and concern and I am so, so sick of people using us as an excuse when they don't want to fucking write an email or some shit.

[samaelwinchester]

i'm him. i've been him. i will continue to be him

[plaidos]

Velvet. This is embarrassing. I legitimately haven’t opened or thought about your blog since I last asked you to pack in your e-stalking campaign. it genuinely does not matter whatever political excuse you have for obsessively screenshotting & cataloguing my posts after i’ve asked you to leave me alone — it is by definition harassment. it is by definition stalking. So let me be perfectly clear here now:

I want you to leave me alone. I want you to stop obsessively talking about me on your blog. I would like it if you stopped stalking my every post. I am not a public figure. I’m not a celebrity to take down. I am literally just another trans girl with a handful of followers. This is the final time I’m asking you, please stop stalking me. Your posts have personally brought me a lot of harassment & continue to do so.

You have been stalking me for months and it’s time we finally called it what it was. Any time you direct anybody to my blog, I am going to tell them that you are my personal stalker who has been obsessively block-evading me for literally years at this point. Because you are & everybody can see it clear as day.

[starflungwaddledee]

running a little late, but someone's finally arriving at the @kirbyoctournament !

sent in to the tourney by her well meaning friends, starstruck is a Totally Normal adult waddle dee from king dedede's kingdom of dream land! she's here to try and meet new people, and maaaybe get out of her anxious shell a little bit!

equipped with her customary cheerful attitude, she's also sporting a brand new backpack full of lovingly packed goodies to help her through the event.

if you'd like to get to know her a little better, you can check out her tag on my blog, or these three important comics from previously! lastly, you can find the masterpost for her interactive tournament adventure here! this is an ongoing chronological story (separate to her canon story, but referencing it) that will last for as long as she's in the tournament!

a few notes for any interactions

🌸 despite being a waddle dee, other waddle dees typically don't like being around her, and folks who already know what a waddle dee should be like also tend to get a weird vibe off her. 🌸 she is quite friendly and approachable, but prone to extreme anxiety if she perceives she might have done something wrong or inappropriate. tiny wanya takes criticism the way a handful of hay takes a flame. 🌸 if you have wings and you take her flying she'll never leave your side. she's only palm sized, so if you are big and have wings or can fly, please pick her up and go flying with her please please pleeaase she wants to go go flying and fawn over your wings so so bad 🌸 for the purposes of the tourney, which by merit of its existence is something of an au timeline, consider this event to completely predate her ability to summon these.

[julissart]

This turned out better than expected 🥰

Me deciding to continue with my drawings for the fanzine 😶❌

Me doing silly sketches of an spontaneous idea 🤩✅

Usopp clinging to Zoro while being wasted and Zoro having an internal crisis about something he didn't know was there 😘

My OP Fanart Masterlist

[cometshift]

[auspicioustidings]

Wrong place wrong time. But that's the risk being a working girl who sells her body to bad men. Just your fucking luck that the night you're working the poker game the bloody King's army comes crashing in and starts shooting.

You take a bullet grazed over your arm, but by some miracle after a loud string of curses the man leading the invasion chucks you behind him (nearly rips your bloody arm off in the process).

Should thank him you suppose when all is said and done, the other whores in this room didn't make it out alive. But one of his men bloody shot you and you are in shock from the sheer amount of blood and violence you've just witnessed.

Speaking of witnessing, you're brought to their base for the time being while they patch you up and figure out what to do with you. The one in the mask wants to kill you, that much is plain. You don't take it personally because the way he suggests it is clearly just pragmatism. The two younger ones argue that you're an innocent (you think they're doing mental gymnastics to apply the word innocent to you) and the Captain just listens. He makes the decision in the end to keep you on base for the time being, just until they can close out the last of the people needing hunted down.

Fuck it is so boring. But it's also sort of cute how these men dance around the fact that you're a prostitute. You reckon Ghost isn't too bothered, but the other three stare at you like you're some exotic creature. Soap especially winds up following you around like a puppy and you wonder if he's working up the courage to ask about it.

"He wants to learn to eat pussy" Ghost tells you at breakfast right in front of the rest of the team.

Soap flames bright red as he goes on to say that he can choke on dick just fine, but there are a lack of women for him to practice on for pussy eating. And hey he's cute, you're stuck here anyway, and this is your job.

Soap does indeed learn to eat pussy. Gaz learns how to make a woman squirt. Price learns how to take a pegging. And Ghost? You teach that boy some fucking manners.

[kyluxtrashpit]

the hair THE HAIR THE HAIR!!!!

[o0anapher0o]

I kinda want Athena to be the one who calls Tommy for help.

Mostly I just don't want Buck to be another person who only calls Tommy when they need something from him, especially while Buck is currently the one who needs to make the first step to reconciliation. I want Buck to be the exception in how he treats Tommy the same way Tommy has been the exception in how he treats Buck.

[front-facing-pokemon]