#Saline Writes :>

[thisisthepartwhereishutup]

ANNOUNCEMENT AHHH WHAT

I wanna start writing! So, please send in some requests bc I’m dumb and have absolutely no idea what to do-

if you want my headcannons for a certain character go ahead and request it!

I’ll write fluff and angst! Not comfortable with sharing my smut skills till they improve, sorry

I’ll write for;

Creepypasta

Gravity falls

murder drones

dsmp (bro ik its dead but like i miss it im sorry EXCLUDING WILBUR AND ANY OF THE BURSONAS)

sally faceeeee

helluva boss

hazbin hotel

class of 09 (surprise-)

and FNAF!

[m4rked-for-life]

[ S01E08 Foreign Object ]

tfw you realise how badly adapted the plot, relationships, and tone is:

tfw you realise how nicely constructed the cyborg's pretty armor is:

It still has me hiding my face in second-hand embarrassment but hey. It's sortof worth it for the Robot.gif<3

[canardroublard]

the saline squad watches TMFU round 3, featuring quotes from last year and this year because I'm slow making these memes (3 / ? )

[vigilskept]

five sentence frisaturday 😁

tagged by @sandetigerrr who also saved me by suggesting sprints today <333

this scene is giving me hell still but. i offer you a snippet of merrill reuniting with her ex under probably the worst circumstances imaginable. and also carver is here :)

If Merrill hadn’t gone, would Salin have tracked them through the underbrush, gotten too close to the darkspawn, gotten blighted? She’ll never know the answer to that. But if Merrill hadn’t been First, had left the mirror behind — It’s Carver, in the end, who breaks the silence. Who clears his throat, offers Merrill an awkward smile as he cranes his neck back towards Salin, tells her, “I don’t feel any blight lingering.” “No,” Salin affirms, eyes still fixed on Merrill, “neither do I.”

don’t remember who’s in the middle of a wip atm so please consider this an open invitation to share a little snippet of your work!!

[combine-sensor-archive]

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Whats this bottled shit? looks like some kind of ration. kinda like the saline they dish out. looks human though.... i'm getting low enough on rations, so its worth a try. Seems to still be good too, the seal they placed on it is still intact.

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[jennaflare]

i love to be the annoying group member like hi guys :) me again :) i notice no one has written anything for the project :) and its due at midnight :)

[sad-leon]

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?

🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing

🏜️ -- this one is hard, i treasure all my comments, even the really short ones cuz it means that people decided to use their spoons on me and it makes me very happy

otherwise i gotta say the comments that like,, pick apart the chapter/fic and point out things they like and talk ot the characters in the moment. also when i make fic based off other aus and the original au creator leaves really long comments <3 (i treasure them greatly)

🍅 -- i like the way i write emotions, but i get so caught up in having to be in the right headspace that i'll put off writing until i can sit down for like 3 hours and get in the right headspace to write a few thousand words... i think i could be less harsh about that. if it's okay for all my writer buddies to only write a few hundred words at a time, i don't see why i have to be held at a different standard

[thisisthepartwhereishutup]

request??

vox x reader :>

scenario: vox teaches reader how to dance (like formally)??

God we love this flat screen tv more then is normal HAHA! I hope you like it because I’m so nervous nsgsjdbge I TRIED TO MAKE THIS AS IN CHARECTER AS POSSIBLE SOB

VOX X READER!! (Reader will be gn because anon didn’t specify!)

Warning; None!

this is my first fic! Please tell me if I did good or not :>

your sitting in Vox’s tower, bored as hell, you would usually wonder around but Vox requested for you to stay where you were, as he said that he wanted to teach you something ‘later’. It’s already later and he’s late. You groan in frustration, leave it to Vox to be late to his own plans.

after a few minutes he finally gets there, his smooth voice greeting you. “Why you stayed, perfect, sorry I’m late, Valentino held me up.” He says, you huff, it’s always Valentino this and Valentino that with Vox, as he makes it his duties to make sure Valentino doesn’t fuck everything up.

You look at him. “Yeah, it’s always Valentino.” You say, standing up, “Why did you want me to stay here Vox? You said you’ll teach me something?” You ask, he smiles at you, god his smile. He may sometimes be a lot to put up with but god that smile makes you feel butterflies every time you see it

As formal music starts playing you jump, forgetting that he can connect to any speakers. “Well, my dear, I thought I would try to teach you to dance. And before you say that you know how to dance I mean formally. Not all.. dumb like people think is dancing” he says with a sly smile as you roll your eyes.

“Alright then, teach me.” You respond, a slight smile on your face. As he walks to you he starts instructing you on where and how to stand when waiting for your dancing partner. “Stand a little straighter and to the left- Nono, my left! Look at me as well.” He bosses as he gets to you.

As he gets to you he clasps one of your hands in his and puts his other on your hip. “Alright, hold my hand and put your other on my shoulder. Yes, just like that, good, now step forward and step back, forward, back, turn too, we have to turn.” He explains, your frustration slight. “Are there a bunch of rules to this? It’s stupid.” You mumble, he then dips you, scaring you a little. “This is called a dip, I won’t drop you relax, your stiffer then a board.” He comments as he brings you back up.

You’re still a little tense when he brings you back up. “Sometimes I think you will drop me, you act like it” you respond, making him laugh as you continue the pattern. Forward, back, forward, back, turn. Then he spins you, catching you and dipping you, almost as if he’s been doing it his whole life and death. You’re less stiff but it’s because of the surprise. “That’s what I’m talking about!”

After about an hour of practice you got it down, moving in almost perfect sync with him. Forward, back, forward, back, turn, forward, back, spin, dip, forward and repeat. You’re smiling with him. “This is a lot easier now!” You say, laughing as he shakes his head. “Of course it is, it’s not like it’s hard in general!” He responds.

CUDSCBYDNYXDEEXDYN I HOPE YOU LIKE IT GRAH OMGGGGGG THIS WAS HARD AT THE BEGINING ND IT GOT PROGRESSIVELY EASIER TO WRITE HAHAHA

[contactproblem]

So starved for hbst that I’ll read fics that set them up to fail in favor of other ships instead

[ghost-mantis]

I remember sending this meme to my family when I had the flu about 10 years ago. I don’t remember much else from those two weeks.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[geoxx-carrboro]

Divine Latency - By Geox

Divine Latency—A cocktail for when divine response lags, and all you can do is sip and wait for the miracle that never refreshes. You prayed. You paused. The line went dead.A blinking light replaced what’s said.The chalice chilled, the altar dimmed,Your faith reduced to buffering hymn. Absinthe swirled, a sacred burn—A taste that asks but won’t return.Bianco vermouth, so pale, so pure—A…

[its-in-the-water]

[canthandlethishit]

i do NOT want to get an chronic condition but i seriously can’t stomach anything these days i feel like dying and always shaky yet still so fucking guilty whenever i eat id rather not

[asthedeathoflight]

I need to have a partner in severance haterdom so bad i need to complain about it so bad but i dont want to rain on everyones parade

[artcalledtattoo]

I Didn’t Wink At You Starring: Father…. ….Trump Uncle………. ….Musk Aunt….. ……Loomer & Cousin…. ..Vance Cousin …. ..Robinson Cousin.. …Halley Premise (just pawns or rather lower than) Women or the LGBQT Eradicated Who controls what! Not Republican or Democrat That high Capitalist gainers (As Trump said breaks like, we made the most of monies it’s our country, rule them as a Joe vs. The Volcano) The Hurricane and welcome tornadoes and floods & fires (If said it enough to use and & and & and) People in the realms above Trump gave US The Woman will Try To have a better beyond the Past America!!!! (Damn you….dont blame me for(e) I’m voting all Blue Dot Democratic Blue Demo-Blue POW’s And smoke For A United States Of America! Not United snares all divided in States of Just America The Cenobites controlling all It starts like that- Then in One state they take away dying The colors in our children schools the pesky brain it artificially dines but in reality We’ll get see in 5-10’s years Thee other Characters Are the exponential-Right Ons Because We are We are Watching Them [Every slap, every slab, (I’ve never written ‘slab’, as far back as I, can recall) pound tap on my oily keyboards] The top Lot above and the one’s that stand out, you just watching from greater above since the Internet, the one watching all US Crying, the ones that Gamble on All Our lives They would never Include their self’s With That laid out cast!!!!!! In videos or show their endorsements That Guy was never told, Never made it to Yrumps RumpT’s We caught you was that for(e) that guy! The other cast We don’t know at all They control We all have our parts As Shakespeare Says Take away eggs and stakes Steaks This fried in global warming shit Like it’s ah a mad mad mad World It’s a Rat’s Race (But not like the Greeks or the damned Romans) Kind of Movie [he needs a vice (and some weed) between the beers of his years] {They ….. Above Characters Listed … … .. [i never studied]…..not a God or anything ( Only a few Musk and same near balance….can represent itself……I want him down as private spacewalk as ….did I see different……., lost in the totality) now you hearing me hear hear Popped Say I did return to snap in with my whip to the faces of our times, the blades & daggers)]} What you think?! You woman and LGBQT Don’t have a say |you don’t control body parts anyway| Unite down for a R rating THATS MY…….. I don’t WinK@U

[cardamom-island]

Madison and her mother!