#Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

*the gang standing over defeated demons*

Harry: What should we do with these guys? Burn them?

Molly: I brought marshmallows!

Rest of the gang: ......

Molly: Occasionally, I am callous and strange.

[genderfluidluna]

James: Are you sure you haven't done anything to lead Barty on?

Sirius: Well, I do beat him up a lot. For Barty, that's like third base.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Are you okay?

Y/N: I’m going to start charging people money to ask me that.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Bruce Wayne: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

Stephanie Brown (as Robin): I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Let's go assemble the cannon fodder. Derek: That's not what we're calling the pack! Stiles: Not to their faces. What am I, insensitive?

[amelia-queen-black]

*while trying to pick a lock*

Lena: Do you know how to do that or not?

Supergirl: Give me a sec. I usually just burst through doors.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

*while trying to pick a lock* Sailor Mars: Do you know how to do that or not? Sailor Jupiter: Give me a sec. I usually just burst through doors.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda, to Elphaba: Who made you the boss of us? Fiyero: You did. You said Elphaba should be boss. And then you said "Let's vote," and it was unanimous. And then you made her this little plaque that said "Boss Of Us" and you put little sparkles on it. Glinda: All valid points.

[george-the-pumpkin]

George: Lucy, might I have a word?

Lucy: Have a sentence even.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [277/?]

[capndragn94]

Entrapta: Hordak and I are getting married.

Catra: How? What? How?

Scorpia: Three excellent questions.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: We need to distract the police.

Kaito: Right.

Shiho: What are you going to do?

Kaito: I'm going to gas them all. That oughta distract 'em.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Drunk!Lan Wangji: I need to sit down. Wei Wuxian: You are sitting down.  Drunk!Lan Wangji: Oh. Good for me.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, to Carol: Who made you boss of this team?

Carol: You did. You said that I should be the boss.

Natasha: And then you said “Let’s vote” and it was unanimous.

Clint: You even made her a little plaque that says “Boss of Us”.

Tony: Valid points...

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Winter: What are you doing here? In five words or less.

Qrow: Out for a walk.... bitch.

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Heimerdinger: It appears to be arcane in origin. Ekko: How can you tell? Heimerdinger: Well, it's so shiny...