#Source: Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: So... This is my full potential?

Za-Naron: Yes.

April: So, then it's-

Za-Naron: All downhill from here.

April: Like Casey...

Za-Naron: I do not know what this Casey is. But it sounds disappointing.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy.

[red-is-a-cool-color]

Adam: Do you understand who you've made an enemy out of, girl?

Charlie: The only thing I understand is that I'm going to pound you so hard my girlfriend's gonna be jealous.

Vaggie: Oh, can we NOT?!

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Sentry: The fuck's a Thor?

Bucky: Basically god.

Sentry: But I'm still here!

Walker: Do you really believe your own hype that much?

Sentry: I AM THE HYPE!!!

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: We ate your cake.

Charmy: ...I'm giving you five minutes to start running.

Magna: Thank you, We'll need it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING IGNORED!

Natasha: I wish we could ignore you.

Tony: FUCK OFF!

[capitalwenisberry]

Poseidon (to Odysseus): I will kill as many people as I have to as long as you are one of them!

[purrgiri]

After salem is beaten:

Ruby:wow i wonder what's next for me?

Qrow:*pats ruby on the head* you peaked

Ruby:what?

Qrow:you peaked

Ruby:your kidding after all that!!?

Qrow:yeah sorry

Ruby:b-but we keep saving people and making remnant better right!?

Qrow:yeah but also no

Ruby:oh.....

Awkward silence

Penny:*walks over* by the way i never died in this version *walks away*

[sweetpeaches666]

(Sparkling Bumblebee gets kidnapped by the Seekers.)

Starscream: Oh Primus. Your father is Optimus. Oh my Primus, you morons stole Optimus' kid! How? How did you steal Optimus' kid?!

Thundercracker: Well, first we beat up his wife.

Starscream: Oh my slag!

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: [takes out several Gale Force guards at once] Glinda: Elphie? What in Oz? Elphaba: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap like that. [more Gale Force guards show up] Glinda: No! Stay snapped! Stay snapped!

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Belos: You can not defeat me.

(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)

Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.

(Toriyama dies)

Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!

(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)

Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I know what we have to do. We have to stop you!

Donnie: You're a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way! Even children!

Shredder: Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?

Raph: …You.

Shredder: N-No, it was a rhetorical question.

Mikey: And we gave you a rhetorical answer!

Shredder: Good lord, I traded Yoshi for this.

[altumvidetur]

Kai Winn: And so we'll be rid of the emissary.

Anjohl/Dukat: Too bad. That Sisko is such a dashing rogue...

Kai Winn:

Kai Winn: ...What.

[red-is-a-cool-color]

-just fought off a horde of exorcists-

Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*

[resident-wof-expert]

Blister: Why isn't Morrowseer here?!

Nautilus: He's dead.

Blister: Oh.

Blister: ...

Blister: WHY IS HE DEAD?!

[the-black-bulls]

[Finral hit Langris back after he picked on him]

Langris: Huh... This is a new feeling, pride in someone else.

Langris: Unfortunately, it's overshadowed bY ALL THIS UNYIELDINGLY RAGE!!