#Source: Meme

[blue-rose-soul]

Lucifer: Why does Lilith call you babygirl? Alastor: [Aroace, gladly died a virgin and if he has his way he will remain a virgin until the Hells collapse.] Alastor: I'm fucking your wife.

[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 17

Duke: If I run and leap at Dick, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Duke, running: Coming in!

Dick: No-I'm-holding-coffee! *drops coffee and catches him*

Cass: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Duke: Cannibalism.

Cass: *confused chewing*

[incorrect-star-allies]

“What are you gonna do, run me over?”

—Fecto Elfilis, who was run over

[qsmpincorrect]

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Fit and Pac are ordering popcorn from a concession stand. Tubbo is working behind the counter.

Tubbo: Do you want them sweet or salty?

Pac: I want them like him.. *looks lovingly at Fit*

Fit: *looks lovingly back at Pac*

Tubbo: ...

Tubbo: We do not have ugly popcorn.

[incorrectcanucks]

Quinn Hughes: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Elias Pettersson: You and me!!!

Quinn Hughes, tearing up: Okay.

[emmikay]

Odysseus: You know, when I was your age-

Diomedes: You know, when I was your height-

Odysseus: (glares)

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

*Post Hexa Havoc*

Real Frankie, texting Lucky: RIP. I was always into you.

Lucky Contestant: ...? Worst confession ever.

Real Frankie: You aren’t dead?

[cyber-streak-2]

*Transformers One Spoilers*

D-16: You’re a traitor!

Sentinel Prime: Nuh-uh.

D-16: TF you mean “nuh-uh”?!

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Hunter: I did a bad thing.

Crosshair: Does it involve me?

Hunter: No.

Crosshair: Then suffer in silence.

[sixhundredwinionsinatrenchcoat]

Rachel, looking up at the full moon: Woah, it’s a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out.

Jasper: I’m trans

[pabustenyuku]

[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 11

Duke: I'm joining the war on autism on the side of autism.

Duke: *putting fireworks in a blender*

Bruce: Duke, what are you doing with my blender?

Duke: Don't worry, it's not what you think. I'm making a blender rocket.

Gnomon: I'm the good guy here!

Duke: Yeah, a lot of bad guys say that. *knocks him out*

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: *looks at Kirby*

Meta Knight: Baby boy. Baby.

Meta Knight: *looks at Void Termina*

Meta Knight: Evil.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Kaveh: I think it's time to get my life in order. Narrator: But he did not get in his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.