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cc-cobalt-1043 · 4 months ago
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Me when someone asks about my writing:
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throughout-heaven-and-earth · 8 months ago
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[Itadori Twins AU]
Nobara: Okay, can I just... A quick FYI, I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Megumi: He did try to kill me.
Yuji: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" And he stabbed me.
Nobara: …
Megumi: …
Yuji: We were eight at the time.
Sukuna: *suppresses a smile*
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legalandnotease · 5 months ago
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This is pure headcanon.
There's nothing in Avengers 1 or the Hulk movies which suggests Bruce "can control" himself as Hulk, or is in any way conscious or aware of what he does when he Hulks out.
In fact, Age of Ultron even has a scene which establishes that Natasha is the only person who can calm Hulk down with her lullaby, otherwise he is uncontrollable.
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The reason Hulk when on a rampage in AoU was explicitly because Natasha wasn't there to calm him down- that is what the Avengers were relying on.
In Thor Ragnorok, for example, when Thor finds Hulk on a distant planet what is the first thing Hulk does? Attack him. Try to kill him.
Hulk doesn't remember Thor *at all*, despite having worked with him twice at that point.
When he turns back into Banner, he has no idea how much time has passed or how he got to be where he was. And how does he get turned back to Banner? Thor shows him a recording of Natasha.
but they decided "uh no she just showed him his fear this is the same if he had a nightmare (imagine how fun it would be in new york if hulk raged like this after every nightmare that bruce had) this is all completely on stark🙄" like ????
We "decided this" because this is exactly what happened. Not only are we explicitly shown that Tony was already planning to build an AI around the world, but he was acting of his own free will and agency every step of the way.
Tony also knew that the Mind Stone was dangerous. He knew it had mind-bending properties because he's seen Loki use it on his friends a few years earlier. Yet he still chose to take it.
That's why he's blamed- because he is to blame. He is responsible for actions he *chose* to perform. If Tony fans don't like that and chose to make excuses or bad faith comparisons with Hulk, well... that's on them.
The evidence is clear and no amount of crying that he has PTSD or some shit (he doesn't) changes that. In fact... lots of MCU characters have PTSD, but we don't see anybody else using that as a justification for their actions.
we don't blame bruce (rightfully) for what happened in johannesburg, but when it comes to tony he's the only one to blame for "creating the killer-bot".
I don't blame Bruce, but its funny- because Tony fans routinely hold Bucky Barnes responsible for what he did under mind control. There's clearly some crazy double standards going on here.
Tony fans will frequently dismiss Bucky's mind control and torture as if it doesn't count, even though multiple MCU sources tell us he had no control over his actions as The Winter Soldier. Even though we're shown that more than one.
They will still resort to the flimsy excuse of "his body did it therefore his is guilty"- without realizing that on the same basis Tony and Bruce can be held culpable for thier actions too.
I really don't understand people who claim that the vision wanda showed tony didn't affect him in any way...AFTER WE SAW HOW THE SAME MIND TRICK AFFECTED BRUCE AND HOW HARD IT FUCKED HIS MIND
like they seriously saw bruce "I'm-always-angry-but-I-can-totally-control-it-and-keep-the-big-guy-inside" banner goes on a rampage because of the same spell she used on tony (and also, even when hulk comes out, he is not just a stupid monster, he UNDERSTANDS where his enemies are and where are his allies and where are the people he should not hurt. he would never attack a city full of innocent people. and yet we see him losing his mind and doesn't recognize either civilians or an ally in tony)
but they decided "uh no she just showed him his fear this is the same if he had a nightmare (imagine how fun it would be in new york if hulk raged like this after every nightmare that bruce had) this is all completely on stark🙄" like ????
we don't blame bruce (rightfully) for what happened in johannesburg, but when it comes to tony he's the only one to blame for "creating the killer-bot". I mean since wanda is responsible for what happened in Johannesburg I think it's fair to hold her at least half responsible for Ultron.
sorry for rant, but this thought has been with me for a long time and I really wanted to express it to someone. and thanks for all these posts, they are one of the few things that help me stay sane in this brain dead fandom istg
You basically said my whole thought process with the whole thing! He’s definitely not the only one at fault for what happened and I stand by it! He took responsibility for it but so should Wanda she played a bigger hand in it to make it evil with the mind stone of course! I totally agree with everything you said I don’t think I need to add anything else.
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godofthundersblog · 11 months ago
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 years ago
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Eridan: I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all.
Eridan: This revvolution has been a huge success.
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pietrhoes · 6 years ago
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Thor and Loki doing a Q and A:
Loki: Who’s more likely to cheat in a game?
Thor: You, one hundred percent you.
Loki: That just means I’m more determined to win.
Thor: No, he’ll cheat any way possible.
Loki: Only if I’m losing.
Thor: No, he’ll still cheat even if he’s winning.
Loki: Only if not I’m winning by that much.
Thor: No, he likes crushing people.
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savespider-man · 7 years ago
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I like my women like I like my coffee: hot as hell and stronger than I am
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fictioninmyblood · 3 years ago
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Chapter 1
Wake The Beast
Summary: A hidden Omega, even to herself, is revealed at the arrival of the Asgardians; unsure of how to navigate through this drastic change, she stumbles her way into the arms of the Alpha that lit her soul ablaze. Heimdall finds that upon touching the soil of Midgard, the Alpha he long thought was buried and mummified within, takes the reigns; unable to fight the gathered strength of his beast that has forcefully slept for well over a millennium, Heimdall will now know what it’s like to be at the mercy of his Alpha, and his Alpha will learn what it’s to be like at the mercy of an omega, his omega.
WARNING: 18+ themes, Minors DNI, cussin, slight smut, a/b/o theme
A/N: The Asgardians from the ship that were killed after Ragnorok wasn’t murdered and made it to safety on Earth with Heimdall and Thor aboard. I’m not going to follow the plot from Marvel other than to maintain my own.
A/N: Y/N is Sam and Sarah’s first cousin, but there is about a 10-15 year age gap.
Heimdall was thoroughly enjoying a first-hand view of the Upstate New York Stark facility Thor was splitting his time between with New Asgard. Although the sight allowed him to see every possible future as their conceivability changed with every choice being made helping him locate Thor many times when he was here, it could not give him this. The wonder, the newness, the fragile probability that it could all come crumbling down in a blink when it took far longer to build, it was all so captivating. For all their infancy, humans were still beautiful creatures just like any other being of the universe, willing to push the limits of their perceived capabilities. Though they had much to learn there was so much they had already broken the surface of.
Thor landed behind him as he stood marveling at Stark’s creation and all that went into building it and potentially will be put into destroying it. 
“You have been getting better and better at controlling your speed and impact I see.”
“Heimdall! You always seem to see me coming, even before I decide to,” Thor greeted him with a brotherly embrace.
“It is quite a task to turn off thousands of years of servitude young king.”
“Please! We talked about this king business and I do not wish to revisit the conversation again. I am but a protector of the living whether it be my kin or the keepers of this land, no different than you.”
“As you wish, but again I stress, it’s hard to turn off.”
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On his way back from cleaning up, Thor ran into Sam. Though it seemed he had just arrived, Sam was in a rush to leave, briefly greeting Thor on his way out and vaguely acknowledging the man Thor wanted to introduce him to, Sam breezed past a confused Heimdall whose expression turned primitive as soon as they bumped past each other, boarding the elevator with a mumbled “sorry my man”.
Watching this all play out in front of him, Thor could see exactly when the eyes of a piece of Heimdall that had long been made to heel reappeared. His Alpha was no longer compliant with the mental cage Heimdall had long ago forged, now he wanted out and he wanted to get to the source of the smell wafting from Sam’s clothes. He could smell the change in his friend as he turned his nose into the air, catching the sudden potency of Heimdall’s scent. More than anything, Thor could feel him. Now that something or someone had roused the most primal part of Heimdall without true duty to center his focus, it was like an explosion was encased in his body. It brought Thor to his knees, but it completely knocked Heimdall out once Sam had left the floor and took the scent with him. 
When Heimdall opened his eyes to a concerned Thor, he knew his future was irreversibly changed. He found his omega.
“We have to go with Sam, now!” Heimdall yelled before he jumped up and sprinted after him.
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One year earlier.
Heimdall was exhausted after the battle with Hela, watching his homeland destroyed, and surviving space with the remaining refugees. It took all of his foresight to navigate their people around death at the hands of Thanos, but the Allfathers seemed to be on his side.
He was the first off the ship, making sure to be the bridge between his brethren and the keepers of the midgardians, the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. If Thor had not personally embraced a few members - Sam turned to Heimdall for a hug as well, feeling like he already knew the guardian from the countless stories Thor told before he went to assist in helping everyone off and get set up - Heimdall’s skeptikism of the juxtaposed groups wouldn’tve abated even in the slightest. Seeing the evil that held S.H.I.E.L.D. captive, Heimdall made sure that no Asgardian citizen would be left without an Avenger or his king nearby. 
While he was ushering two young children who were now orphaned into a medical tent, Sam rushed past him with supplies in tow, apologizing for the brief contact. Heimdall didn’t even notice he’d stopped moving until the children tugged on his hands towards the nurse that was beckoning them to her station. After he made sure they were going to be okay and Thor checked to see if he had seen a nurse for wound treatment for the third time, he sat down on a cot not too far from them. 
Unconsciously still searching for whatever stopped him in his tracks, Heimdall’s gaze wandered aimlessly and his foresight became blurred. It wasn’t until Thor split from Sam to come sit in the tent with Heimdall that the guardian had refocused on the present.
Thor sensed something had been thrown off balance with Heimdall as soon as they had walked off the ship, but couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was. Heimdall’s closed off and defensive demeanor didn’t exactly assist in flushing out exactly what was wrong, but he was sure a hint wasn’t too far off.
After the throneless king and kingless guardian were sure every citizen was checked, fed, and provided temporary lodgings on the cots in the auditorium like room, Thor and Heimdall finally lay down themselves, closest to the main entrance. It took no time for Thor to succumb to slumber, however Heimdall was struggling to settle himself. He had felt the nameless shift within himself when he first touched the soil, but the commotion of getting everyone taken care of pushed it to the back of his mind.
Now that he was left in the deafening silence, all he could do was search his mind for answers to this sudden agitation. Though it took much longer than usual, he eventually dosed off, maintaining his uncomfortability throughout the dream. When the guardian jolted awake in a cold sweat only a few hours after finally falling asleep, all he could remember were two sets of unfamiliar eyes. If he thought hard enough, he could swear they had been the eyes of his beast and its twin soul, but that was impossible. 
Long ago when he pledged his life to protect the throne he had to undergo a strenuous ritual that essentially caged his alpha, stripping away the urge to fulfill any rampant desires and needs. Yes, he still felt his alpha fight for the first two hundred years or so, but that was well over a millenia ago. He has lived too long with the silence of himself to really believe that his alpha had the strength to break free and claim what was his all of a sudden.
Even when he had fallen asleep again, waking to a nervous Thor while realizing he had been growling in his sleep, the guardian refused to believe. The young king never had a chance to even address it for Heimdall had brushed him off before he could open his mouth.
The longer he went without rectifying his discomfort, the worse his aggression and solitude became. Instead of settling in New Asgard with the rest of his peers, Heimdall chose to roam the forests of this world, checking in once every few weeks with Thor or Tony. He refused to ever verbally address his behaviour, but both he and Thor knew that he was searching. For what? He was going to find out soon enough.
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Y/N was washing dishes as Sarah helped the boys with their homework when she started to sweat and a sharp pain cut through her abdomen, causing her to drop the dish in her hand. She tried to wave Sarah off, thinking it was a one-off pms cramp hinting at her approaching cycle, but was quickly brought to her knees when another wave of pain shot from her abdomen to her pussy.
“It can’t be.” Y/N said, too scared to acknowledge the possibility.
Sarah sent the boys to play by the docks and wrapped her arms around Y/N. As soon as Sarah looked into Y/N’s eyes, she knew. Despite all the doctors they ever visited telling Y/N that she would never present if she ever surpassed 21 without doing so, here they were 5 years later, getting the surprise of a lifetime.
“I think it’s finally happening.” said Sarah with a hesitant smile.
“No. It’s impossible. No one presents this late,” Y/N replied with tears in her eyes, “right?”
As soon as she grasped the counter to lift herself up, a stronger wave went through her. Unable to move past the pain, Y/N collapsed to the floor, curling into a fetal position. With each wave of pain, the volume of her sobs grew. Sarah picked up her cell and called Sam, hoping he’d get here in time. If an alpha didn’t get here soon, Y/N was going to die.
Thankfully Sam was already in the Quinjet heading back to the Stark compound from assisting the Asgardian people get settled in a Shield compound. He had Natasha drop him at Sarah’s 10 minutes after she called him. He had no clue what he was walking into, but whatever it was had Y/N screaming in the background and Sarah running over her words trying to explain what was going on. 
As soon as he stepped off the quinjet he simultaneously smelled and heard Y/N. She was an omega. Oh god, she’s an omega, he thought before sprinting from the field to the house. Sarah was holding Y/N, trying to get her to drink a safflower tea she made to help with the pain.
Y/N was barely able to unclench her jaw to drink the tea when she smelled Sam walk into the house. It momentarily confused her to be able to smell him so strongly, but the thought left as soon as another cramp hit. When she looked up and saw him, a tortured whine left her throat, but her body immediately started to relax. Thank God for small miracles.
“Sarah, can you start setting up a nest in her room please?” Sam said as he took off his jacket, laying all of his things on the living room couch before approaching Y/N.
“Never thought you’d be the one to give Sarah a heart attack Y/N/N.” he said with a smirk.
Y/N let out a pained laugh, unable to ignore the irony of the situation.
“I’m going to pick you up now and you are going to keep your negative weight comments to yourself cause this ain’t the time. Ok?”
Y/N nodded, too far gone in her heat to argue with an alpha, especially when he used that voice. I guess it now made sense why she had to fight so hard to disobey their commanding tones before.
Thanks to his time with the Avengers and her lack of fight this time around, it was smooth sailing from the floor into his arms, unlike the jerky sneak attacks he used to submit her to.
By the time he made it to her room, Sarah had successfully formed a nest on Y/N’s bed and was spraying it down with her favorite scent for sleeping. He pulled her desk chair to the side of the bed and placed Y/N in the center, holding her hand.
Y/N’s pain was manageable until the second he removed her from against him. As soon as she hit the sheets, it was as if her pain meter turned back up to high.
“Please alpha, please. I can’t. Hurts too much.” Y/N said, full-on sobbing again.
Sam’s alpha couldn’t handle an omega, especially one he loved, to be in such pain. Despite his hesitance to intrude on such a sacred space as an omega’s nest, he climbed in after her. Y/N buried her nose into Sam’s chest, unknowingly taking in the remnants of the scent of the alpha that caused her to present. It wasn’t quite right because she could still smell Sam, but it was still 10x better than any scent she’d ever gotten a whiff of before.
It only took a few minutes of rubbing her back for Y/N to fall asleep, but Sam daren’t move for fear of waking her back into this nightmare.
Sarah was bringing up the tea from earlier and Sam’s incessantly ringing phone.
“Here, somebody under the name Dr. Angry keeps calling you.”
“Thanks Sarah. Before you go, quick question.”
“Sure. What’s up?”
“Were there any signs these last few days that she was going to present?”
“No. It happened so fast. One second she’s washing the dishes while I’m helping the boys with homework and the next my good baking dish is shattered on the floor and she’s curled over. I wasn’t even sure until she looked at me. How could this have happened? Every doctor we’ve ever been to said that she’d never present, never belong to a pack outside of the one she was born into. What changed?”
“I don’t know, but I’m going to find out.”
“Sam?”
“Yeah?”
“What are we going to do when she goes into heat and you’re not here to help with the pain? What are we going to do when you’re not here period and a desperate alpha tries to take her? I’m a lone widowed omega with two boys too young to help.”
“Sarah, take a deep breath. I don’t know how we’re going to get through this, but we will. I’m going to start by calling Bruce back.”
“Who?”
“Dr. Angry.”
“Oh ok. How can he help?”
“Well, there’s not much that man doesn’t know and what he doesn’t, he goes out and learns it.”
“Ok, if you say so. Hey, Sam?”
“Yeah, Sarah?”
“You think she’s going to be okay? She just accepted being unmateable this past year and now? What was supposed to be a gradual experience has hit her all at once.”
Sam looked at their little cousin who, for all intents and purposes, has been their little sister for the last 15 years.
“I know she is. Remember when she first came to live with us?”
“Yea, she was always fighting the biggest boys in her class. I could never get her to come home without blood on her clothes. Mom and I were always reprimanding her and you and dad encouraging her.”
“Right. She’s a fighter, always has been always will be.”
“And trust me, she hasn’t changed one bit since.”
“Exactly,” Sam said as he began rubbing Y/N’s back again when she started to whine in her sleep, “and you wanna know what I think?”
“What?”
“I think that the creator and biology decided that she didn’t need to be vulnerable until the alpha meant for her was ready and available to be her strength. She needs an alpha who will accept and respect her will to fight and not break it.”
“What makes you say that?”
“You know better than me that omegas are at risk of being taken advantage of from the moment they present until they are mated. With the increase in wars and violence, more and more alphas are desperate to claim any omega even if they don’t want to be and not many people protect an omega’s right to choose. No matter how much of a fighter she is, she would never have been able to deny an alpha’s command or her biology, not in the end. I think our girl was meant to have the type of claim you and mom got. Not just any alpha, but a true alpha with the discipline to care more about her needs than his. An alpha who will truly love, care, appreciate, and protect their omega with every fiber of their being.”
By the time Sam had finished his hopes for Y/N, Sarah was a puddle of tears.
“You know for all your goofing around, it’s often hard to remember that you’re the empath of this family. You never did know how to hide that part of yourself around her.”
“Well, she did wear her pain like a badge of honor back then and I could never ignore a damsel in distress.”
“Hence your budding relationship with the Winter soldier?” Sarah said with slight judgment in her voice and a raise of her eyebrow.
“We’ve had this conversation many times over the last few years and even you don’t believe Bucky is that man anymore. You have to let our first encounter go.”
“Yeah yeah yeah. I’ll tell you the same thing I’ve told you since you called to tell us you were going on the run with America’s poster boy. If he so much as lays another finger on your head violently he’s gonna have to deal with me.”
“There’ll be no need for that. Is there anything to eat? It’s been a long day and I haven’t eaten since breakfast.”
“I’m about to go make some spaghetti. It’ll be done in like 45 minutes.”
“Cool, I’m gonna talk to Banner.”
—--
A few moments before Heimdall and Thor arrived at the compound.
“What do you mean she’s started her heat?! It’s not due for another 6 weeks!” Sam yelled into his phone as he frantically texted Natasha and started packing the go-bag he just emptied.
“I know. The wait between is getting shorter and shorter and the pain is getting worse and worse. This is exactly what I was afraid of, she could die if you don’t get here in time.”
“I’m moving as quickly as I can. I had just washed off the mission when you called.”
“I know, Sam, but this isn't working anymore. We need to find a way to convince her to come live on the compound with you. Stark’s offer still stands, right?”
“You’re right and yes, it’s a standing offer. I have a feeling she’s going to force my hand on this, you remember how she reacted the last few times we brought it up.”
“I don’t care about her feelings anymore. She’s a ticking time bomb and nothing I do helps anymore. She’s built a tolerance to every remedy I know and there are new alphas in town that have taken notice of her unclaimed omega status and have been asking around about her. I’m at my wit’s end!”
“Deep breaths Sarah, deep breaths. I’m walking out of the compound now. I’ll shoot you a text when I’m getting ready to land. Okay?”
“Okay, and Sam?” Y/N let out an otherworldly wail at that moment.
“I’ll break the sound barrier if I have to.”
He rushed through the compound accidentally running into multiple people including the god of thunder and his oddly familiar friend.
Natasha had just finished the preflight check and was walking back to the building when Sam practically sprinted onto the tarmac.
“Woah, where’s the fire?” she asked.
“Louisiana. It’s Y/N.”
“Again? So soon?”
“Yeah, and I’m worried her and Sarah might be in danger. There are unfamiliar alphas in town.”
“I’m coming with you then.”
“Usually I’d argue with you, but I think I might need the help this time.”
“Good.”
Heimdall busted out of the building with Thor hot on his heels and sprinted straight into the quinjet, strapping in and not so patiently waiting for the others to do the same.
As he passed Natasha and Sam he said, “We need to go now, our window is closing by the second.”
Once Natasha had leveled out the plane, Sam finally voiced his confusion.
“I’m grateful for your assistance, but how do you know we’re running out of time and why are you interested in tagging along?”
It took everything in Heimdall not to growl at Sam. His logical mind knew what type of person he was, having briefly met when they landed on Midgard and hearing many stories of Thor’s sir Falcon stories, but his alpha was on high alert. This man has his omega’s scent on him. The scent that has been haunting his dreams for the last year.
Thor spoke up for him, sensing the battle within him. “If I had to guess Sir Falcon, whoever’s scent you wear is his omega and she is in imminent danger.”
“That answers the why. What about how?” Sam asked
“Heimdall has acute senses. He can hear, see, smell, and feel far more than most beings in the universe. His ability also allows him to see all possible outcomes of any being in the universe’s actions. The more he focuses, the more he sees.” 
Heimdall looked up finally, glancing over the room before he locked eyes with Sam.
“I saw the end of me. I saw my soul leave this earth before I could ever hear my name from her lips or hold her in my arms. If we don’t get there in time…it will destroy me.” Heimdall gruffly said, eyes tearing up despite his unwillingness to release the tears that held the pain and worry crushing him.
“All of that from a scent?”
“That is what happens when you deny and cage your alpha for more than a millenia, especially one with skills such as mine. The second we get a whiff or the moment we lay eyes on our true mates, whatever chains and cages we placed to keep them docile are immediately broken and our focus is lasered onto them. I landed on this planet unbound to duty and the first scent I smelled was hers through your embrace.”
“Hmm. Is that true?” Sam let out as he stroked his face in contemplation.
“It’s as true as the skin that covers my bones and the blood that pumps through my heart.”
“If so, then how come this is the first time I’m hearing about it.”
“It is not the first time. I have been struggling since that first fateful night, plagued with haunting dreams and twisted nightmares, but I refused to even acknowledge the possibility that an omega could be the cause. Since her scent was covered by the commotion when we first landed and every time I have smelled her since has been through secondary or tertiary contact leaving me and my senses to grasp at straws, I was never able to find the source. Also, it did not exactly aide my search that you hug just about everyone. Today was the first opportunity I had to truly take in her scent from your clothes. I didn’t want to voice an issue I wasn’t sure of.”
“Is that so?”
“It is the only explanation for why I was never able to see her clearly until today. Who is she to you anyway? Your clothes are practically drenched in her.” Heimdall asked more aggressively than intended.
“No need to get riled up, she’s my little sister,” Sam said, to which Heimdall merely grunted in response. “You know who’s the threat?”
“They rode roaring bicycles and wore matching black jackets with different names on the back. I’ve never encountered humans like them before so I do not know their status.”
Sam sighed and rubbed his face. “Leave it to Y/N to attract as much danger as possible by simply existing. Any chance we can go faster Nat?”
“Only if you all strap back in and hold onto your bootstraps.”
“You heard the lady, buckle up.”
—--
Sarah heard the rumbling of motorcycles coming down her driveway and prayed that Sam brought backup. It seems those alphas that were asking around found them and as luck would have it they were part of an MC.
She told the boys to hide with Y/N before she grabbed her father’s trusty shotgun and walked onto the porch ready to defend her family.
“You’re trespassing,” she spoke from her porch when they lined their bikes up in front of her house, the president and enforcer of the club getting off their bikes to approach.
The president said, “Whatever happened to that good ol’ southern hospitality I’ve been hearing about?” He spat tobacco-filled saliva onto the grass as he tilted his head to scan her and his posse dismounted their bikes. “Don’t you want to introduce us to that sweet little omega you’ve been hiding? And if you don’t make a fuss, I’ll even find an Alpha for a lonely cute little thing like you.”
Sarah cocked the gun and pointed it at them. “That’s far enough.”
Natasha quickly pulled off to the side of the house and landed as smoothly as could be expected. Everyone quickly unloaded and lined themselves up between Sarah and the MC, Sam and Heimdall practically rushing her. 
“Well boys, looks like some of the Avengers are here to spoil our fun. Let’s not overstay our welcome.” the president said as he indicated to his MC to leave, spitting out some more tobacco before mounting his bike. They left in a cloud of dust and exhaust.
Sarah leaned more towards Sam, eyeing the unknown alpha during such a vulnerable moment.
“Sarah, this is Heimdall. There’s no time to explain so don’t argue. Take him to Y/N,” Sam said as he took the shotgun from her and took up post on the porch. “We’ll stay out here.”
“You sure? I fear she’s been far worse far longer than today than she’s ever let on.”
Sam and Heimdall seemed to share a whole conversation in one look. “I don’t think we’ll find better hands to place her in.”
Thor and Natasha switched between patrolling the grounds and standing watch out front. No matter how much they cared for Y/N/N, she was still an unmated Omega in a distressed heat and they were alphas, biology told them to go and care for her, mate her. And with Heimdall as her mate? Neither were willing to put their lives at risk until their scents stopped suffocating the air around the house.
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Heimdall was quiet as he followed Sarah through the house. Never had he felt such a mixture of emotion, excited butterflies in his belly paired with anxiety and fear gripping his chest and throat at not being a good enough Alpha for her. 
As they were nearing the top of the stairs, the boys came bursting out of her room.
“I thought I told you to wait until I came and got you.”
“We know, but Aunt Y/N/N’s starting to bleed mom and I think she passed out. We didn’t know what to do!”
Heimdall pushed past them, in a panic to soothe his mate back into the land of the living. 
“It’s okay, you did good. Go downstairs with your Uncle Sam, he’s on the front porch.”
Y/N was shivering in a puddle of sweat and slick in the middle of her nest, the blood the boys were talking about just starting to turn the room from sickly sweet to a pungent sour. Sarah ran a bath in the bathroom across the hall and grabbed a change of sheets, placing them on her desk. Heimdall crouched to Y/N’s side to gently push the stray curls out of her face, wiping the sweat on her face and neck away with a nearby T-shirt. Y/N whimpered at the contact, but simply sighed in response, too far gone to move or really respond.
“Hey there Omega, I’m here now. Not gonna ever leave your side.” Heimdall continued to care for her as they waited for the tub to be filled, trying to soothe her with his words and light touches. “Such a strong omega, waiting patiently for me, trying not to burden an Alpha that’s not your claim. Only my omega would deny herself any relief to try and be a help over a hinderance, huh?”
Sarah watched Heimdall look after Y/N for a few minutes, too stricken by the reality that Sam’s words from the year prior were far more true than either of them realized. Their little sis was getting the exact type of Alpha she needed. “Hey, the tub is nearly full. If you get her cleaned up, I’ll change the sheets.”
Heimdall grunted and gently scooped Y/N into his arms, cradling her to his chest. Following the sound of running water, he went into the bathroom and sat her on top of the toilet. Having barely been conscious until Heimdall lifted her from the bed, Y/N was having trouble focusing on anything other than her omega’s response to the unfamiliar alpha in charge of her care, not even her thoughts. Every reaction was pure primitive muscle memory, as if her body knew what was best, now in control of her feelings and actions.
Turning off the water and testing the temperature before tenderly removing her sleep shirt and shorts, Heimdall gingerly scooped Y/N into his arms again, making a mental note to get rid of the blood left behind. However, when he went to place her into the water she clung to his shirt and yowled, refusing to part from his grasp.
“I promise you’ll feel much better when you’re all cleaned up little one, you just have to let me put you down.” Again he tried with the same reaction. Wanting to hurry up and get to the part where they get acquainted Heimdall let his Alpha voice seep in a little, not wanting to frighten her. “Come now omega, this tub is too small for the two of us. The sooner you go in, the sooner I can hold you again. Now be good and let me bathe you.”
Y/N whined, but let Heimdall place her in the tub, still refusing to let him go, but conceding to only having contact with his arm.
After making the bed Sarah checked on the couple again, placing a set of clothes and a glass of water on the counter. Although Heimdall had tried to stop her, she cleaned off the toilet as well and made sure to reprimand Heimdall for trying to do anything other than directly care for Y/N, stating that “the only fingers you will be lifting in this house will be to take care of our girl,” Feeling that Y/N was indeed in good hands, Sarah joined the boys on the porch.
Heimdall made her drink the entire glass of water before he started to bathe her, gently wiping away a day’s worth of grime. He hadn’t noticed when he started, but he was humming an old lullaby long buried in his memory. By the time he was finished, they were both far more relaxed. Y/N had stopped shivering and bleeding, and the frantic panic that had been choking Heimdall since he heard she was bleeding had loosened its hold.
Y/N was still uncomfortable and fatigued, but no longer felt as if she was knocking on death’s door. The crippling pain in her core had subsided to a throb, but the second Heimdall smoothly lifted her out of the tub and placed her on the counter to dry her off, the throb roared to an intense ache that settled at the base of her core and the tip of her clit. Her body wanted her alpha and now.
Finally having the mental capacity, she looked over the Alpha in charge of her care, Y/N cocked her head back, meeting golden lava eyes that lit her ablaze from head to toe.
Heimdall smirked at her dazed expression, no doubt mirroring it with one of his own. Holding her face in his hands, stroking her cheeks he said, “Hi, Omega.”
Y/N sighed into his embrace. “Hi, Alpha.” To which Heimdall gave her a forehead kiss.
Heimdall shucked off his jacket, placing it on the counter, followed by his shirt which he slid onto her. Y/N’s eyes got wide at the sudden display of his chiseled chest and had to fight everything in her nature to keep herself from preening.
Suddenly unsure of his decision to bypass the clothes Sarah left behind, Heimdall said, “I hope its okay with you that you sleep in my shirt. I thought it would help even though it’s a little wet.”
Y/N nodded and hummed her assent, smirking at the now nervous god. “It’s perfect.”
Heimdall nodded and scooped her into his arms again and walked back to her room, gently laying her in the center of her freshly made bed. He tried reforming a comfortable nest with the leftover pillows, blankets, and stuffed animals strewn about her room. Y/N whined the entire time until he felt there was enough soft material. 
“Alpha please, need you.”
“Alright, little one. Let me just grab my jacket. You need as much comfort as possible.”
Y/N let loose a long whine of “Alpha” until Heindall returned with his jacket in hand. She watched him puzzle about where to put the jacket and how he was going to fit on her bed with her for about 15 seconds before she grabbed his hand and yanked him down. Startled by the sudden display of strength and need, Heimdall just barely was able to stop himself from crushing Y/N entirely, moving to her side.
After he had been squirming around on the bed trying to get comfortable for what Y/N deemed too long, but what was probably only a few more seconds, she pushed him to lay down on his back so that she could straddle him and finger his locs and chest hair while she listened to the strange beat of his heart. Still holding his jacket in hand, Heimdall laid it on them before pulling the covers up.
He had gone back to rubbing her skin soothingly on her thighs and lower back while humming the same tune from earlier, creating a bubble of contentment for them both. They laid like that long enough for Heimdall to think Y/N had fallen asleep from her slow steady breaths when she subtly started wiggling against him. Determined to take things as slow as he could muster, Heimdall had already decided that they would not engage in intercourse before he got to know and earn the trust of the soul behind the omega. Although it pained him, he stilled her movements by grasping her hips.
Unfortunately for him, now that his omega had a little strength and energy, she was determined to get the relief she sought, refusing to keep still. She even resorted to begging directly into his ear, hoping his Alpha would break completely free and give them what they both needed.
“Please Alpha, please. Need you. Make it stop, hurts so bad, please make it stop,” she whined and pouted, continuing her wiggling assault. It took every ounce of self-control to hold his Alpha at bay.
Heimdall started purring, hoping the vibration would soothe her burning desire, but quickly realized that if either was going to get to sleep, he was going to have to step a toe over the line he had drew. Thankful he ignored the clothes Sarah brought, Heimdall brought his dominant hand to her core, gathering her slick and finding his way to her clit. Y/N mewled at the contact, relieved to finally get some real alleviation, even if it wasn’t exactly what she wanted.
Scared of hurting her Heimdall was as gentle as he could be, lightly rubbing her clit with his thumb while he allowed his fingers to tease her dripping hole. He watched every facial expression, memorizing how each graze of his fingers elicited a different one. Never had he been in the presence of a more exquisit being and he wanted to make sure that he would be an expert in his Omega’s pleasure, for that was all she deserved.
After he pulled two orgasms with her trying to ride his hand for more pressure and Heimdall pulling back to give her only what he deemed necessary, he finally plunged two of his thick fingers into her sopping pussy. He curled them until she made a noise that signaled he’d found what he was looking for and then he went to town massaging that exact spot, refusing to move from it. 
All Y/N could do was take the pleasure he gave. Unlike her previous partners who gave into her every demand, subliminal or verbal, Heimdall refused to take her lead. Everytime she moved to get the exact spark of pleasure she was looking for he returned her back to his pace and position. It was maddening, but it was absolutely divine how he seemed to know her body better than her. After the first orgasm she stopped making an effort to fuck herself on his fingers and let him give what he wished.
Four more orgasms later and she could no longer fight the call of sleep, too exhausted by the day’s events. The last thing she saw before succumbing to the bliss of peaceful slumber was Heimdall looking directly into her eyes and cleaning his hand off as if he hadn’t eaten since arriving to Earth. After he was satisfied he got every drop, Heimdall hunkered down a little further on the bed, not wanting a crick in his neck, and did his best not move too much more. It wasn’t too much longer before he followed her to dream land.
—--
After Thor and Natasha checked the perimeter a few times they decided it was safe to venture closer to the house, noticing how much less suffocating both Y/N and Heimdall’s scents were. Sam was telling Sarah and the boys as much about Heimdall as he could, considering they only officially just met and the majority of his knowledge was from Thor’s stories. He was glad Thor had walked over because then maybe he could shed some more light and put the boys at ease. Strangely enough and despite her initial skeptikism when they first arrived, Sarah had walked out of the house more relaxed than he’s seen her in at least a year.
Noting the lightness that filled the air as the Alpha pair walked up the steps, she figured it was safe enough to usher everyone inside, doing just that. She urged Sam, Thor, and Natasha to the kitchen to eat some leftovers, thankful she had decided to make chili, before she followed the boys upstairs to tuck them in. When she returned, her chili pot and cornbread pan were nearly empty and all she heard was scraping against empty bowls.
Sam noticed her first, taking this opportunity to ask the question that had been weighing on him since she returned to the porch. “How come you’re so calm now?”
“What do you mean?” Sarah asked.
“Well you looked ready to murder Heimdall for having the audacity to even step onto the porch when we arrived, but the second you came outside you were far more relaxed than I’ve seen you since this all started. Hell, maybe even longer.”
“Easy. Remember that conversation we had the first night? About why it had taken so long for her to present?”
“Yeah.”
“Do you remember what you told me?”
“The gist of it.”
“Well I’m pretty sure you were right after watching him care for her and while doing so it was almost like getting a glimpse of both the past and the future.”
“What do you mean?” Sam asked.
“Remember how I used to stay up to watch mom and dad at night and you used to come get me before I could get caught?”
“Sure do. I got in trouble instead a few times.”
Sarah rolled her eys and continued. “Well, I got a flash of that and then it morphed into Y/N and what did you say his name was again, Heimdall right?” Sam nodded “I saw a flash of them in a similar setting around the same age. And you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but it was as if my alpha came up behind me while I was watching them and told me we could trust him with her.”
Sam’s eyes widened at the last part, knowing how difficult it was for Sarah to bring up her deceased mate. “After talking with him on our way here my doubts were mostly washed away, but if I ever needed a stamp of approval that was it.”
“Me too Sammy, me too.” she said, sniffling in an effort to hold back all of the emotion bombarding her. “Don’t forget to set your guests up on the spare beds, I’m calling it a night.”
“Okay, sweet dreams Sarah, love you little sis.”
“Love you too bighead.”
“Have the most pleasant of dreams lady Sarah, we appreciate the meal you prepared.” Thor said.
“Yeah, you kick ass in more than one department. You must share this recipe tomorrow.” Natasha added.
Sarah smiled weakly, “We’ll see. I have a feeling that all of our agendas are going to cater to making sure Y/N actually listens to what’s best for her for a change so yawl hurry up and get some sleep.”
Natasha responded with a “you got it” before the three of them cleaned the kitchen and turned in.
Sam laid in bed trying to conjure the images Sarah had described before sleep took him as well.
Chapter 2
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freyjasdottirr · 4 years ago
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How to worship Thor for beginners
Thor is one of the Aesir Gods, he is the Son of Odin and Frigg, brother of Baldr. Husband to the Goddess Sif and father to mathi and magni who's names translate to "wrath" and "mighty"
He is the God of war, fertility, thindrr and lighting and of the people, procter of Midgaurd. His hall is Bilskirnir (Old Norse "lightning-crack") he is the owner of the chariot drawn by two Billy goats, tanngnjóstr and Tanngisnir which he rides over midgaurd. In ragnorok, Thor goes up against the serpent Jörmungandr, and kills Jormungandr, but then dies from his wounds and the poison after taking nine steps.
Before we get started, let gets something out of the way
• Thor may be the God of strength and of mankind, but he is no scapegoat for misogyny. That is a problem, not a Thor problem. He protects humanity, not degrades it.
Resources to learn more about Thor other than the Edda:
• TAC's (the asatru community) website
• heathen daily living
• who is thor? By jackson Crawford on YouTube
Thor worship
Here we are going to give you some examples on how to worship, honor and set up an altar for the God Thor.
Always remember, an Altar isnt necessarily needed. So if you cant have one that's no big deal, you're no less heathen.
Altar
• as always, we recommend setting some up some rocks as an altar because it is historically accurate to how the norse people worshipped and not noticable for closeted pagans. You can use regular rocks outside, or Crystal's that are associated with Thor such as Amethyst, Lapis Lazuli, Sodalite, Turquoise and Sapphire.
• can also be put up as an altar can be Two goats, a regular hammer, or just a bowel with things that you feel resonate
Offerings to Thor
We are going to be adding things for people who do not have access for common offerings like mead and other alcohol to thor.
• bacon, sausage, lunch meat and other sources of protein that builds muscle. An apple never hurts either
• water, as always this is a versatile offering for everyone and anything
• inscense/perfume such as Cinnamon, Musk, Nutmeg and Sage
Honoring Thor
• Acts of strength, this can be working out or helping around the house
• protecting your fellow humans
• Honoring your family and learning your history
•keeping your personal space tidy or cleaning it up as an act of devotion
Thor is one of the most publically recognized Gods next to Freyja and Odinn. He was worshipped by all norse people, in Hope's of protection, good harvest, prosperity and strength when fighting. A lot of misogynists try and use him as the poster boy of their belief system and "solar masculinity", as a way to justify their own prejudices.
But Thor, from experience is nothing like they wish he was. Thor is very protective, he has a strong feeling of justice, honor, respect and love for those around you. This especially includes marginalized people.
Thor is a husband, family man, protector, lover and provider. If young heathen men want someone to look up to, Thor is the perfect example of healthy masculinity and a heathen man.
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mellifluousoctopus · 4 years ago
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"If the TVA blocks magic why isn't Loki blue"
ok so I have a headcanon that's so crazy it might just work
Asgard rules over the Yggdrasil system which includes Earth, Jotunheim, Vanaheim, and Asgard (as well as many others). All the planets in the Yggdrasil system are under Asgard's jurisdiction with varying degrees of interaction. Vanaheim appears to heavily interact with Asgard as Asgard's main source of crops and livestock. Hogun is Vanir and is living on Asgard. Frigga is also Vanir. Her marriage to Odin is political one meant to unite the two planets. It can be then assumed that diffusion of Asgardians to Vanaheim and Vanir to Asgard is common. Jotunheim as well as Mudspelheim (Surtur's realm) do not interact as much with Asgard, but Asgard's forces do assert themselves over it and interfere with the planets politics, environment, etc a times and likely have gone through phases of occupation, desertion and reoccupation of these lands throughout the time that Asgard has stricken claim to them. Earth is part of of the Yggdrasil system and though Asgard has reduced its presence over the planet to level, it has a rich history with Earth. For at one time the planets traded or interacted enough that Thor and Loki are known for their exploits in the form of children stories to Erik as well as to other people in the MCU.
In the comics there was once an explanation that Asgardians are a species of Celestial that draw their power from the perceptions of others. It seems that the MCU might lead that way considering how in Ragnorok Odin claims that Hela, like her brothers, takes her power from Asgard and then later states that Asgard is not physical thing, but rather a people and culture. Thor still has his powers so therefore he is still drawing from Asgard even though the original planet is ash. Loki too still had his magic later on the Ark and in beginning of Infinity War. So it holds up that Thor is drawing from perception of his people and of Earth and maybe even himself. Loki is probably doing that too.
Now you might say "Well Loki can't be dragged into this theory. He's Jotun. That's the entire point of this essay." To that I say: Is he? Is he fully Jotun? Yes but No. I believe sometime during Asgard's occupation of Jotunheim or sometime long ago before Odin set his sight on expansion and the two planets were friendly neighbours, enough exchange happen that Laufey or Farbauti (Loki's blood parents) were descendants of Asgardians and that Loki inherited the Celestial ability of of power through perception.
It would be through this power, that Loki does not appear blue even when he has no magic because his default state wouldn't be blue. TVA does not see many Jotun-esque Lokis. The variants we see of Loki are very Asgardian looking. If they're looking for a Loki chances are its Asgardian looking (although they might keep an open mind) Loki is also a god to the Midgardians and draws his power from Asgard. This version of Earth doesn't know that Loki is also a giant by the myths because it wasn't until 2011 CE that Loki or even Thor knew. The common Asgardian probably wouldn't have known unless they attended the plays and even then its such new information that the default perception of Loki is as a god. Therefore assuming he does have the same Celestial ability of an Asgardian, the default state of Loki is not blue, he is not large or icey, because default perception of Loki to himself and to those that Asgard draws its power from is Asgardian not Jotun.
TL;DR Asgardians are Celestials and Asgardian colonisation has spread Celestial abilities such as perception based existence and power to places like Jotunheim. Loki is perceived as Asgardian before Jotun and thus doesn't default to blue .
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How Marvel Fucked Up Norse Mythology!
iI am no Norse Mythology expert. I’ve only read a handful of myths, so take what I’m saying with a grain of salt. For all I know, I have it all wrong.
Pre-watching mess ups:
LOKI IS NOT ODIN’S SON - in the myths Loki is a sworn blood brother to Odin, so obviously seen as more of a brother than a son to the Allfather. Blood wise it’s more of a cousin or uncle connection. Like Greek mythology, this family tree is just as fucked up.
THOR IS NOT FRIGGA’S SON - He is the son of Odin and Jord. Odin doesn't even have a wife in mythology.
Thor (Movie #1) :
Mess ups:
4:30 - Odin is shown to have both of his eyes, and later it is show he lost it in the battle with the Frost Giants. Odin gave up his eye for wisdom to the Giant Mimir(?). This was very early on, that is why Odin is always shown with one eye.Technically (at least where I read it) Odin losing his eye is included in the myth of creation.
Frost Giants- Um... I may have this wrong, but there are no such things mentioned in the myths. There are giants, like just giants.
Triquetra-
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(pic for reference) this symbol is used everywhere. It isn’t even part of the Norse religion, but the Celtic. While practiced in the same general area of northern Europe, they are not one and the same. This is the symbol of the triple goddess of Celtic religion.
War in relation to Thor- In the movie the war with the giants are over, but in the myths Thor is known as the Giant slayer. Like that don’t add up.
-Thor is a ginger in the myths... not important, but thought I’d add it.
7:00 - “A wise king never seeks out war.” Bullshit Odin. You are an Aesir, the god that thrive on war, and seek out battle for entertainment. 
7:20 - We get a lovely shot of Mjolnir as the two young princes run past. Loki is the one who sorta caused the creation of the hammer. It should not exist yet, as Loki isn’t old enough to have scalped Sif because he was drunk and bored. (Trust me, it’s a slipper slope.)
- Sif is meant to be blond, in the myth i mentioned about Mjolnir, it was a big deal she lost her hair, because it was the most beautiful, and as blond as sun light. She’s also not a warrior, much more a pretty face. Also Sif is Thor’s wife in the myths.
-WHERE ARE ODIN’S OTHER KIDS? There’s Baldur, Hodr, Bragi, and Ullr. None of them are there!
Warrior’s three, who are thee? - Like these character straight up don’t exist in mythology. I get why the exist for story stand point, but there were so many different options they could be. Like full on just change their names to be one of the many other gods that don’t exist in the movies, and it be better. MAKE THEM ODIN’S OTHER SONS. (I could go on a tangent about this...)
10:00 - The bifrost could only be used by the Aesir. Loki is incapable of using these bridges. Also in myths, walking to he other realms were an option.
Heimdall - In mythology he is just a watcher, not a gatekeeper. He barely gets involved with anything, and just observes. Like serious, he dose nothing to stop Ragnarok despite the fact he can see it coming.
Where are Thor’s Goats? Like serious, they’re famous. NAME ONE OF THE WARRIORS THREE AFTER THEM!
Sleipnir - This is Odin’s eight legged horse. Having it exist is very concerning. After all, it is Loki’s kid, which he gave birth to.
Odin’s Sickness: WHAT THE FUCK? These guys don;t get sick. They get the sniffles and the eat a golden apple of youth. HE NEED SOME MAGIC APPLE! WTF even is Odin sleep?
Laufey - Umm... Laufey is a female. Like she’s Loki’s mom, not dad. idk how this bothers me, like it dose on one hand, but on the other I get it...
Frost Giant Casket - to my knowledge, this dose not exist in mythology. While at the same time, neither do frost giants...
Mjolnir - I know they cover this in Ragnarok, but mjolnir is not the source of Thor’s powers. He dose have belts of strength, so some dose come from items. But he has the natural ability to control thunder, not the hammer. Also Thor can’t fly, thus the goats...
Things they got alright:
- personally I love this interpretation of the Worlds Tree.
-Thor’s personality is on point at the begging of the movie. Stupid and arrogant.
- Jottunheim  is pronounced correctly, with the J  being pronounced like a Y.
- Thor’s drinking ability. Full on cannon in the myth’s Thor is the biggest drinker in existent (Drank so much ocean the sea level lowered permanently.)
Thor the Dark World:
to be completely honest I have a love hate relationship with this one {stopped watching half way through because i knew the rest had nothing to do with Norse Mythology} I could go off, but I won’t
Mess ups:
THE PLOT!!!!!!
- 00:50 Dark Elves are just the term they use to refer to dwarfs. They aren’t something special.
- 01:00 THE ETHER DOSE NOT EXIST IN MYTHS! 
- 01:59 The realms are in locked places on the world tree, there would be no way for them to overlap. (not to mention they completely ignore the explanation they gave in the first movie)
- 02:15 The bifrost can’t appear anywhere, they are in a set location. (And wasn’t this so in the first movie....?)
- 3:35 Bor has Odin’s spear, which shouldn’t exist. It was made in the same event as mjolnir, which was caused by Loki(as I previously mentioned)
- Asgard was not a thing before Odin, as Odin sorta founded it.
- 34:58 The Aesir were not ones to take prisoners. If they won a war, they one by everyone being killed. There were no prisoners.(If you're wondering what they did with Loki in myth, look it up, it’s an interesting story.)
-51:20 Not everyone who died would become stars. They get this from a myth were Odin made a giant;s eyes stars to appease his daughter, but that was a one time instance.
Things the got alright:
The details
- 00:40 There was indeed darkness before there was anything.
- 05:03 “We’re born, we live, we die” unlike most mythical gods, indeed Norse ones can die. They just don’t easily due to the golden apples of youth.
- 09:50 They got their wall! Sadly it was missing in the last one....(Sleipnir shouldn’t have been around....)
- 10:00 Odin has his tattle tale raven.
- 12:15 Indeed, they would party for weeks on end.
- 41:51 VIKING FUNERALS!!!!!
Thor Ragnarok:
Mess Ups:
-Loki leads Ragnarok, not many of the other people they imply do.
- No one knows when Ragnarok happens, so they can’t prepare for it, or stop it either.
- Odin  is killed by Fenrir, not just turning to dust]
- It is Hel and Hela
- Hel is Loki’s daughter, not Odin’s
- Hel is the goddess of the dead, not death ( think Hades in Greek Mythology)
- Hel’s face is half that of a corpse.
- Hel is a follower, not a leader. Loki is the one who leads the army of the dead during Ragnarok.
-Fenrir is also one of Loki’s kids. Hel’s brother to add on top (full brother, not half)
- Valkyries were those who gathered souls on the battle field. While they gave those souls to the gods (Freyja and Odin) they did not directly serve them in a  force of combat.
- I mentioned before, but they could walk to other realms, they didn’t need to use the bifrost to leave Asgard.
- Fenrir was killed by one of Odin’s other son (Vidar) to avenge his father.
- Hel and Surtur were on the same side in Ragnarok, so pitting them against each other, isn’t a thing that would happen.
Things they got Alright:
- Surtur is a large force included in Ragnorok. He is the one to burn everything once all the Gods have killed each other.
- The Agardians (Aesir) are indeed the gods of war, with a war torn past.
- Loki dose bring Surtur to the fight, before he just stays in his own Realm.
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Hajime Hinata: Junko, the goddess of despair, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Makoto Naegi: Did I win?
Hajime Hinata: No, I won! Easily!
Makoto Naegi: That doesn't sound right...
Hajime Hinata: Well, it's true!
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