#THAT WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSING
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IN SACRIFICE OF THE CHAPTERS I WAS SUPPOSED TO READ SINCE I ONLY WATCHED THE ANIME AT FIRST AND FINISHED IT, I READ THE RECENT ONES AND WAS ONLY MET WITH HEARTBREAK AND CONFUSION. NEVER, IN MY LIFE, HAVE I CRIED OVER SOMETHING SO HARD FROM A STORY. A MOVIE YEAH BUT LIKE THAT SHOULD MAKE ME CRY, BUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS? AND I CANNOT EVEN EXPRESS ENOUGH PAIN IN THE FORM OF JUST TEXT. MY THEORIES ARE FUCKING RUINED, MY FAVORITE CHARACTER - GONE, PEOPLE - DEAD, FYODOR IS BEING WEIRD AS USUAL, AND I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER? THEY CAN TAKE THEIR TIME MAKING THIS STORY BUT I GENUINELY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COPE UNTIL THE NEXT ONE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???? HOW WILL I GET THROUGH THIS??? I HAVE NOT ENOUGH GOOD INFORMATION TO HELP MY THEORIES AND I HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH. I AM MESSED. UP.
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Tim (with a sigh): it’s my birthday today…
Jason: yeah, I know. I put a gift on your dining table this morning
Tim: ?!??!!??????!?
Jason: why the fuck do you look so confused?
Tim: no one has remembered my birthday since I was seven. I don’t even tell people my birthday anymore because they aren’t going to remember anyway
Jason: ?!!?!???!???
Jason: what the actual fuck
Tim: what?
Jason: not even goldie?? Or cas? Or Steph???
Tim: oh. Well, Dick always gets the date wrong and Steph never asked. I assume it’s because she thinks I don’t want to celebrate because no one ever tries to.
Jason: and Cas?
Tim: I think she knows, but she’s always been away on my birthday
Jason: what about your team? The speedster and the supers? Don’t they remember???
Tim: I’ve never told them
Jason: I-
Jason: did Bruce ever officially adopt you, or are you still emancipated?
Tim: he was going to, but then he disappeared and we never talked about it again, why?
Jason: I’m adopting you and then we’ll celebrate 10 birthdays to make up for the ones you’ve missed.
Tim:???!??!???
#batfam#dcu#dc#dc comics#jason todd#tim drake#batman#red hood#red robin#robin#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#jason todd headcanon#tim drake headcanon#so much confusion#and parental urges#Jason does in fact yell at Bruce after this#bc like wtf??#fanon#fuck canon#DO NOT REPOST TO ANY OTHER SITES OR PLATFORMS !!!
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outie irv absolutely fuming that his innie got him fired for the second time this week and then finding out it's cuz he fucking waterboarded the next ceo to almost death
#CANT ARGUE W THAT!!!#outie irvs gotta be so fucking confused about his innie i stg#if you had no context for any of this.what would you even think#severance#severance spoilers#irving bailiff#irv tag
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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time
#peter: 'i got bitten by a radioactive spider'#the xmen: '.....what the FUCK are you talking about'#my posts#marvel#spiderman#xmen#he gets targeted by sentinels and is just ?? very confused ???#i also cant stop thinking about how everyone else not in the know definitely thinks spiderman is a mutant too#it really explains why he gets so much hate#its not just because ppl hate vigilantes- its anti mutant sentiment#ALSO they make a big deal of him not letting anyone know hes got powers bc theyll figure out his identity#when really theyd first just assume he was a mutant#which could ruin his life in a very different way
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Au where obito got a crush on the new guy (sukea) and is just a guy failure abt it.
#obkk#obikaka#obito uchiha#obito x kakashi#kakashi hatake#kakashi x obito#naruto shippuden#rin nohara#team minato#minato namikaze#guy failure obito is so real#Rin just enjoying the show fr#Minato just a proud mother#Kakashi confused asf#Obito: man that Sukea guy is soo cool.. oh shit i think i like like the guy#Kakashi: fucking trips on air#Obito: Tf's up witchu? I'm the one with one eye bakashi#Rin: *in her head* y'all are BOTH blind jfc.#Minato: haha my bb's are growing up so fast
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pt.67: twinterlude!! <pt.66 pt.68>
andrew is EC canonically the older twin and i wholeheartedly believe he’s smug about it. not openly so to be the one to bring it up but if it does come up he’s going to be a bitch about it. especially if he’s drunk and remembers he’s saved in aaron’s phone as bbron
tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @aftg-bs @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @oneandonlystarshine @dragonslayer26806 @malepresentingleg @lesbiansforkevinday
#twinterlude with no katelynterlude just yet. but perhap another day#spidermandrew in his contact photo on aaron’s phone from the one time after an away game against texas state their first year#he went out normally to get ice cream. came back and immediately got changed into the spider-man suit he’d presumably acquired when out#but never explained#then proceeded to lie on the hotel end playing garden scape on his phone for four hours#with occasional mask-lifting breaks to work his way through a stolen bottle of wymack’s whisky#the spiderman pic as a kid is just a coincidence#but andrew is a cryptic little fuck who gets off on confusing and stressing people so refuses to confirm it’s a coincidence#aftg#aftg socmed au#aaron minyard#andrew minyard#nicky hemmick#twinyards#aftg social media au
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new group activity: period cramp transferring (based off convo with @cyanvalour)
#alan becker#animator vs animation#ava#animation vs minecraft#avm#ava victim#ava tdl#ava tco#ava tsc#avm tsc#ava red#avm red#ava yellow#avm yellow#ava green#avm green#ava blue#avm blue#avm purple#avm king orange#avm orchid#avm gold#AUUUGH THE TAGS... AUGH#this is so dumb HELP#orchids transferring doesnt count since shes dead btw. shes doing it for fun while gold stands there confused#“lilac why the fuck do they all have periods” shut up /silly#updating tags to say that another friend mentioned saisk's alan apotheosis au and good lird the thought of that au being put into this art#ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING#saisk if you ever somehow manage to come across this post im terribly sorry#lilacsart
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THE HEART KILLERS (2024) I EP. 2 "You don't believe me because you've never felt like that with anybody. This is the kind of thing that takes a heart to understand."
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#thk#dunk natachai#joong archen#joongdunk#fadel x style#fadelstyle#kantbison#uservix#userfaiza#userrlaura#userrlana#userspicy#usermor#fyeahthaidramas#tuseryoo#thai bl#asiandramanet#the satisfied smile style had after he stole a kiss godddddddd#they're fucking insane - and joong's expression in the last gif is full of so much confusion and confliction#mywork
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Saw the sonic 3 trailer are you telling me the movie based on Sonic Adventure 2 is Not anti-military??? No anti-authority theming here?? Nothing?? The game where a kid gets gunned down? Where Shadow’s grief and hate for humanity is BECAUSE of the military?? Where Sonic runs from the cops and is consistently annoyed at their existence?
#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic 3 trailer#Sonic 3 trailer spoilers#I’m. just confused.#I don’t understand#WHERES AMY N ROUGE AS WELL bad day for women Jesus Christ#YOU COULD SO EASILY FIT THEM IN THE MOVIE THO. LIKE YOU CAN EASILY PUT THEIR NARRATIVES IN THERE TO COINCIDE WITH SONIC N SHADOW’S#the GAME DID IT. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE#we’re not gonna see Sonic get arrested. are we gonna see the fucked up prison cell of Gerald. probably not#I have Thoughts okay#I ramble
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
#ace attorney#ace attorney funny#apollo justice#phoenix wright#apollo justice ace attorney#aa456#ajaa#my phone fucking buzzed and i was so confused#and then i saw the repeating notification i had set up#holy shit thank you past me#i'm like actually excited this is a little embarassing#also sorry for the awful quality i lost all my ajaa screenshots
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The pylidaigh, a type of vampiric snow ghost, as imagined in folklore in and around the Highlands.
This is a ghost believed to come into being when a person dies in the snow and their body is not found before their soul (still trapped without its funeral rites) 'freezes' inside of it. The body then reanimates into a pylidaigh's twisted form. It looks like someone who slowly died of starvation, just a thin layer of flesh over bones. Its skin is as white as the snow itself, so pale it can blend seamlessly into a blizzard. Most of its body appears subtly stretched and lanky, save for its exceptionally unsubtle long, skinny arms, which drag on the ground behind it when it walks. After a big meal of blood, its belly swells like the abdomen of a tick.
A pylidaigh can only tread across snow and ice, and so doorways and windows are best kept clear of snowfall during the winter in order to prevent it from reaching inside. It mostly comes out to hunt during blizzards when there is little that can prevent it from catching its victims.
In spite of its fragile appearance, a pylidaigh is supernaturally strong, and can run at great speeds when it wants to. No mortal weapons can pierce its body, nor can any bonds known to craftsmen hold it in place. It is usually said that chains forged like iron but made out of ice can bind a pylidaigh and render it immobile, but this smithing technique remains tragically elusive to the average joe.
This ghost is either cast as a wildly dangerous but tragic figure, or one that is more simply malicious. In either case, it is described as experiencing nothing but bitter cold. It shivers endlessly. It retains distant memories of what it was to be alive, and it is motivated by a futile desperation to experience the feeling of warmth again.
In more sympathetic framings, it is described as using its freaky gibbon arms to capture its victims and pull them into an embrace, rather innocently trying to warm itself against their body. This inevitably fails, and the embrace becomes a bone crushing squeeze. When that too fails to warm the ghost, it rips out the person's throat and drinks their blood until the victim is as cold and drained as the pylidaigh itself.
In other cases, this more pitiable narrative of a ghost seeking warmth with no comprehension of its actions is discarded in favor of making it purely monstrous. Here it is a type of vampire with an insatiable thirst, practically a physical manifestation of the worst of winter itself. Some tales acknowledge both variants, suggesting a pylidaigh's violent attempts to warm itself may be initially devoid of malice, but turns into an act of furious jealousy of the warmth of the living after years of suffering.
The only (more or less) surefire method to permanently kill a roaming pylidaigh involves trapping it with fire. They are attracted to any source of heat, and will attempt to warm themselves with the flames (if not tempted away by a juicy living human body). The fire itself cannot kill them (as the sheer cold of their body is more powerful even than flame) but they can be trapped if kept near the fire long enough for the snow it depends upon to melt. This does not kill the pylidaigh either. The monster will remain in stuck in place (and potentially become a threat again if it snows more) for the duration of the winter. Only when the spring comes and all the snow melts does it revert into a normal human carcass (though mysteriously invulnerable to decay), at which point it can be cremated.
Pylidaigh in the wilds also revert to a human corpse during the snowless seasons, but will roam again each following winter unless it is burnt in the interim. It is of critical importance that any human corpse found in high mountain pasture is cremated- not only out of respect for the poor soul trapped as an earthbound ghost, but to prevent the threat of the possible dormant pylidaigh emerging next winter.
#Imagine this thing Naruto running towards you at 20 mph#This was loosely inspired by me getting hypothermia once while camping very close to a town but on a mountainside a few#miles above it. Think it would be considered moderate I knew what was happening but was very confused and disoriented#Knowing my body was too fucking cold and my heartbeat was too slow and I couldn't stop shivering#Looking down on the lights below and being like Bro I Have To Get There And Get Warm Or Am Going To DIE#I woke up from sleep while in this state which like. Thank god because otherwise I might have legit died but it felt like I was dreaming.#It was so surreal just like walking then driving towards the lights knowing I NEEDED to get there NEEDED to get warm.#I was able to drive down without getting into an accident and got to a hospital so it ended up okay and my arms didn't strecth#out like a gibbon or anything.#folklore#hill tribes#I've been working on a pylidaigh folktale for a few days but it's taking a while because I keep going back and fourth on whether#I'll write it in character voice or not
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constantly torn between "i wish I could magically learn this language immediately and speak it perfectly" and "part of language acquisition is the process, and learning it immediately wouldn't have as much meaning or significance to me"
#langblr#language learning#learning languages#'damn this is so confusing I wish I was magically fluent!'#also me. 'if i was magically fluent i'd miss out on the beautiful process of learning and discovery'#but i'd ALSO miss out on these. fucking AFFIXES
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saw this, and the text about error made me think- if nightmare insulted error in spanish, he would know from all his hours watching undernovela. maybe he wouldnt be able to translate it, but he'd definitely have picked up on some fighting words.
if he HAS actually learned some though, he could pull the power move at throwing spanish insults back at him. if he can pull nightmares mom into it too, we're getting into a fistfight for sure lol
Wheeze omg
I actually really love the idea of Error knowing a lil bit of Spanish, he kinda picked up on some phrases and words but isn’t fluent in it
Nightmare is definitely fluent on the other hand (his native language), and I can see him getting so frustrated he just switches to Spanish, Error would definitely pick up on insults if they do happen and he definitely wouldn’t shy away from insulting back
The image of Error pulling Nightmare’s mom into it is hilarious and very much possible fhhchchchf
Translation:
Nm: I can’t stand you. You’re very childish, you have to grow up.
Error: says the mama’s boy.
#let’s hope that *looks at calendar* the week of studying spanish is at least showing a bit hxhdhdhdhdh#i struggled with putting Error’s dialogue together than Nightmare’s which is so fucking funny actually#you’d think it’d be the opposite#anyway if you speak spanish natively and notice mistakes don’t fear correcting me#i’m still learning and would definitely love to be corrected#i actually put these sentences together myself I’m very proud of that even if they’re butchered xhhxhxgxg#like#a week ago I couldn’t even put two words together without getting confused bxvxvxg#anothers ask#anothers art#error sans#nightmare sans
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I do not feel comfortable being openly homosexual in the company of “queer” people. Even hinting that I experience absolutely no attraction to the male sex is stressful, because often this results in a bunch of questions that equally feel like bafflement and interrogation. “What about THESE men?” No, not them either. No men. “But this man identifies as a woman!” I am not wired to be attracted to pronouns. “What about this man? He’s femme!” He is still a man, and I am still a lesbian. “So just no men at all?” YES. What is so hard to understand about that? Why can’t you just accept that female homosexuality exists, that it isn’t an evil ideology, and that it’s just how I and many other women are born? Why can you accept and understand so many things, but draw the line at a woman having no interest in the male sex?
#I think a lot of people like this are the straight and bi people who have convinced themselves they’re gay#and they genuinely believe that OSA is part of the gay experience#so when they come across an actual live homosexual they’re bewildered#I’m just so exhausted#so many times I’ve received some sort of shock or confusion when I tell people I’m not attracted to any men#they’re SURE that there has to be some exception#that there’s some loophole or workaround#that if they show me the right man or show me a man with the right identity I’ll admit that I’m attracted to him#they don’t understand that such thing will never happen because lesbians do exist#and they don’t understand how emotionally draining it is to have peolle constantly insisting otherwise#please just fucking leave lesbians alone and stop interrogating us about our natural sexuality#gender critical#my ramblings
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holy shit Nezha 2025
I just watch Nezha 2025 and holy shit its the best thing ever fucking made. The themes, the message, the symbolism, the fighting against corrupt authorities killing those who a different with the power of fuck you and homoerotic-soulmate-enemiestobestandonlyfriends- is killing me. Oh and the action!!! The special effects, the materials in the movie are so beautiful. The movie is steeped in ancient Chinese culture, and it still brings forth its culture and ancient message into modern day with amazing visuals and humor. Also I literally cried horrible, horrible tears during that one scene(if you watched it you know which one) but had to force myself to blink that shit away because epic third act transformation was happening and shit was going down. I loved every second and im going to go cry because FUCK the message about holding loved ones close and sacrificing so much bc of love hit me hard, Okay?????
#nezha#nezha 2019#nezha 2025#why are there so many nezha franchises??#ao bing#makes it confusing#THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE MORE FAMOUS#yu yang#FUCK AUTHORITIES#INNOCENTS SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE#nezha 2#movie review#movies#nezha birth of the demon child
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can you even imagine what a fucking horror show the early game is from spite's perspective, though. not only is this funky forcibly severed little slip of the fade having to deal with the reverse cosmic horror of physical reality as perceived by a spirit and being trapped in it against its will -- existentially confused and disoriented and hurting and nothing makes any kind of sense, at the mercy of human cruelty at its most deliberately sadistic. and then the one source of comfort and compassion and some kind of safety and clarity that lucanis surely must have been to him in the ossuary despite everything just goes and shuts himself in his room inside with a seemingly passive aggressive number of locks between them and no explanation and won't speak to him and they're STILL in the fucking ossuary. rook came and found them and they could be free now (rook is here!) and still lucanis keeps them in the ossuary even though he PROMISED he promised they'd get out of there together!!! what the fuck DO you think at that point? like did he trick me that whole time??? he wasn't like zara before, so why is he doing this to me now? why isn't he saying anything? 'he won't move. I can't reach him'. at least in the ossuary they had a deal, a goal, a hope -- each other. at least he wasn't entirely alone, before.
this poor poor poor little spite spirit really was ferried into the real world like 'hey welcome to reality! as your first introduction to it you're first getting horrifically tortured and then getting to vicariously experience one of THE most distressing and harrowing psychological conditions the human brain can cook up for itself (a fully fledged and deeply entrenched freeze response flaring up with catastrophic severity due to an unbroken ongoing and unlikely to let up any time soon chain of Unfortunately... Recent Events). I think spite is being extremely reasonable and patient about the whole thing, when you put it into perspective. I'm not saying let him eat the self-lighting candles or anything, but he's got some extremely valid points along the way lol. spite is not only child-like, the metaphor work going on is a lot more pleasingly flexible and complex than that, but he is also helplessly existentially dependent on lucanis in a way that, if anything, is a heightened version of the way a child (or child part) has to depend on a parent to navigate the world and survive.
tl;dr: we truly don't give enough sympathy to spite for having to live in the head of lucanis dellamorte. a place even lucanis dellamorte would prefer not to be. to be fair to him I think lucanis would be the first person to agree with this lol
#it's a lot like it would be if a spirit possessed me I suspect. like sorry you're in here too now I've tried to get out myself but no luck#possessor's remorse#spite very much did not have a choice in all of that he's just working with the hand he's been dealt here lol#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#spite#lucanis dellamorte#spite is such a little gremlin but looking at what's going on from his pov for even like a split second is so heartbreaking haha#one of my favourite parts of their relationship is that there clearly is affection of some sort on both sides even at the beginning#beneath the resentment and confusion and fear and mutual frustrations there is also real and enduring care#the fact that lucanis is genuinely kind and spite is genuinely loyal in his spirit-y way. I just. I need a moment.#the nice thing about playing a mourn watcher is that it's easy to imagine rook sort of glimpsing the outlines of some of this#and being quite understanding with spite even as they don't want to be invasive or step on lucanis' still-tender trauma toes about it#be nice to spite. like all of us he is Going Through it fr fr perhaps even more so. and he doesn't even get to have FIRE 😔#*grumbly spite voice* I hate this fucking family
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