#That cannot be true
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IM GONNA CRY-
Blots Wiki. Please Qwel, please let my boy have social connections 😖
#I feel like it’s because the update is still new#NO WAY that BLOT. Who is a MIME. Doesn’t have ANY interactions with RAZZLE AND DAZZLE.#That cannot be true#dandys world
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got fucked up realizing my name is dennis fr
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+7 stoppage time WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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God, I just know that the family hates playing Scrabble with Jason, because they agree being casual and not search for unusable words through dictionaries intentionally - side eye at Tim, who prior the Scrabble night learned by heart the whole dictionary and spluttered words the next day without even remembering their meaning just because he wanted to win - and then they forget that Jason is English & Literary major. And his casual words are like. Unknown by the half of population.
Jason: Hm-m, geoluread. Dick: There is no way this word is real. Jason: It means yellow-red, actually. Poets and writers used it to describe-- Damian, aka. Nerd Jr: He is right, it is a real word. Tim, groaning: Can we play Uno? Duke: No, no, wait, I use Jason's bizarre knowledge for making my own dictionary to use in school essays and impress teachers, let him cook. Cass, nodding: Good source information. Dick, frustrated: THIS IS NOT EVEN FAIR Stephanie, reaching for her phone: I smell a fight--
#Dick is big sister (he cannot handle losing in family games night and will fist-fight Bruce if he wins him in the Monopoly)#Jason DOES use these words intentionally but he also thinks that it is others' fault if they are not educated like that.#Tim is also competitive asf but Dick banned him from acting on it. like a true hypocrite.#Damian used to be competitive but the older he grows the more he realises how ridiculous and embarrassing it looks from outsider POV#so he drops it and spends his time to bully his brothers#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain
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hey. hey uh. what???
coffee lovers question. no option for people who don’t drink coffee this ain’t about you
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The lifetime ban from Savanaclaw was worth it
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it is the year 2025. you are a cardinal appointed by the late pope whom have just died. you do not know how to run the elections that brings a new pope in place. fortunately a movie published the year before was made regarding your entire job process. the movie that brought along old man/pope yaoi to the masses. you are now watching said movie for guidance.

#conclave#true fucking story apparently#conclave 2024#the movie#and#conclave 2025#the actual irl pope elections#pope election#pope francis#i cant stop laughing this cannot be a real thing#we are in the end times people#cardinal#cardinal lawmeli would be brooding his heart out over these news#i cant believe irl cardinals are watching pope yaoi#dean lawrence#they really said#EVERYONE GET MORE WOKE QUICK#the vatican#vatican
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oh im sure
#this show could be so funny if they let it#i am ENJOYING the rot in this#not finished with s1 yet cannot wait to read the yaoi fanfic bout these two#true detective#true detective s1#rust cohle
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The Hunt Begins - Face your Fears || Bloodborne, FromSoftware
#bloodborne#bbedit#fromsoftware#happy anniversary to my one true love#words cannot describe what u mean to me bby#the best game to ever be made#i returned to making gifs for you
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Ludinus Da’leth talks a lot of shit for a guy whose origin story boils down to: “I wasn’t on the Titanic but my family died because of an unrelated iceberg incident and now I glorify the Titanic and its time period and have become an eco-terrorist in the name of destroying the polar ice caps.”
#I don’t want to join this discourse#I want to be funny on the internet#and you cannot tell me this is not objectively true#in b4 someone tells me the polar ice caps didn’t operate under intent#critical role#ludinus da'leth
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thinking of comedic ways of how the hell that talk is gonna go
#you can pinpoint when i stopped giving a crap about clean lines#once again in the collection of 'this was funnier in my head'#then again i am very funny in my head my hands cant compete#why am i rambling in the tags you ask? i can do what i want MOM#this is for all the people saying that he can still learn about being a sentimonster#its true he can!! and thats hilarious to me#they cannot frame that reveal in any form that still makes gabriel look good lmao#anyway back to the mines i go#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#mlb#my art#lily doodles#mlb meme#mlb shitpost#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#felix fathom#nathalie sancoeur#gabriel agreste#miraculous#mlb london#sort of
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More gravity falls doodles! Currently reading and decoding Journal 3! Its…its alot 😭
#gravity falls#gf#standford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#bill chiper#stanley pines#human bill cipher#canon human bill cipher#his human design was so fun to draw i cannot lie lmao#fiddleauthor#billford#the book of bill#gravity falls fanart#yea drawing the pine twin brothers is very fun ahaha#btw already going nuts reading journal 3! i can’t believe i finally own it.. a childhood dream come true 🥹💜
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Wanting to leave the council (and Mel) at the drop of a hat because he realised his place is in the lab (and with Viktor), but realising just too late and loosing him in the process due to the repercussions of not choosing him earlier (what happened with Skye and his night with Mel). Jayce Talis the bisexual disaster you are.
#seriously that whole part felt like it was him choosing between the two#and choosing the right person at the wrong time#and being clearly still distraught after it still sleeping in the lab next to Vik’s cocoon#like he cares for both of them so much but is conflicted#this man is the true disaster bi and I cannot be convinced otherwise#affection held them together but Jay only realised this after Vik no longer felt it due to the augmentations#I’m completely normal about these two why do you ask#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcane league of legends#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce league of legends#jayce lol#jayce x mel#jayce x viktor#viktor#viktor arcane#viktor league of legends#viktor lol#arcane viktor#machine herald#jayvik#mel arcane#arcane mel#mel medarda#rach rambles
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I'm not going back to Gusu with you.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Those last two high effort comics where just a warm up for this masterpiece. My true magnum opus.#I was originally going to do this gag as a 'alternate version of comic 155'#Then I realized that they have the 'Come back to Gusu with me' conversation twice. So here we are!#I did consider having WWX say 'I'm not going back to gusu with you' in the comic for the better plot accuracy.#I'm invoking the rule of silly by having Wei Wuxian read between the lines of 'Come back to Gusu with me'.#Because it does feel like a confession! It is a confession of 'I care about your safety and I worry for what may happen.'#It is also poorly articulated. You can't really blame WWX for reading into it as 'LWJ is just another person trying to control me.'#The relationship between them is not good! It is two parties who genuinely want to be closer with each other but cannot communicate it.#You can't really have what makes these two work so well as a dynamic without the past history of:#“Back then I really wanted to be your friend.” They are a *missed connection*!#WWX reaches out and LWJ rejects him. And now when LWJ reaches out it is WWX who pushes them apart.#It is a tragedy about the consequences of being out of tandem and realizing what you want far too late.#The momentum of WWX's downfall is far to fast to reverse now. It's a 'When' not ''if' question.#Back to your normal style of PD-MDZS next update. Thank you for reading!
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There’s a very easy way to get around the fact that Assad is unable to pass for a teeenager if the show wants to adapt TVA and that’s to rely on the theme of unreliable narration. Armand begins retelling his history and according to him, he looked like he was in his early adulthood. No older than twenty four, for sure, but also not any younger than twenty. And then, just when the audience has bought it, just when this version of events has been presented as the truth for long enough, someone questions it. Asks if he really looked like that. Asks if he’s being honest with himself. And for the briefest moment, we flashback to Amadeo, the age he was when Marius first saw him. Beaten, shackled, afraid. And undeniably a child.
#allows you to have a TVA storyline where an age appropriate performer is acting it all out#since we CANNOT have Armand’s story portrayed by an actual child#but you just know Armand imagines himself as an adult. he blames himself. he was grown he had agency#but the truth is he was a child. a child who was abused and assaulted and forced to endure horror on horror#and this way you get the story AND the impact of ‘oh. you were a child. this happened to you and you were a child’#and you know he’s lying but this time it’s sympathetic to him. he lies because he has to#because admitting the truth will just shatter him#and I don’t think it should be Daniel to say ‘that’s not true. is it?’#(personally I think it should be Louis. who knows him so incredibly well. and that can be the place for forgiveness#for a reminder that Armand is horrible because of the horrors. and Louis accepting that and being properly let in for the first time.#77 years but only now and here is when I properly see you. and now we can love each other right.)#iwtv#interview with the vampire#Armand#tva#the vampire armand
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