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[altee-221]

“Drivers Read Tweets”- Carlos and Alex being Menaces

"He’s Just So Botherable, George"

The Williams media room was too quiet for two men who had just been handed a segment called “Drivers Read Tweets”. A bad idea from the start, if anyone had asked Carlos Sainz. Not that anyone had. Least of all Alex, who was currently elbow-deep in a bowl of off-brand gummy worms and wearing his cap backwards like he was about to host a Nickelodeon game show.

Carlos, on the other hand, was reading tweets off a screen like he was auditioning for dramatic theatre.

“If I personally knew George Russell I would spent my entire life bothering him he’s such a botherable guy I wanna irritate him.”

A beat of silence.

Carlos blinked. Turned to Alex.

“…Aleeeex. Be honest. Did you write this???”

Alex choked on a gummy worm.

“I—what?!”

Carlos pointed at him, expression scandalized. “Come out with your realll account!!!, @jettvettradio is you! ..... you can be honest here. This is a safe space. You can Confess.”

Carlos slowly turns to the camera and shaking his head whispering, "This is NOT a safe space i WILL tell george in the next GPDA meeting."

Alex was already laughing, that soft wheezy giggle that came when he was genuinely entertained. “Bro. No. But also? I wish I wrote that. It’s poetry. It’s art. George is botherable. I stand by it.”

“You did write it.” Carlos was nodding like he’d cracked a conspiracy. “It has your rhythm. Your sentence structure. It screams ‘Alex Albon, menace to society.’”

And Alex—god love him—did not deny it.

Instead, he pulled out his phone, eyes gleaming. “Say less.”

Carlos blinked. “Wait, what are you—?”

Alex posted the exact tweet, word-for-word, from his verified account.

“if i personally knew george russell i would spent my entire life bothering him hes such a botherable guy i wanna irritate him” — Alex Albon, 2025

Carlos wheezed so hard he doubled over.

Elsewhere, In Mercedes HQ

George blinked at his phone.

“…What did I do?”

He looked up from the screen like he expected someone to explain.

No one did.

Esteban scrolled past him at the coffee machine. “Albon posted it?”

“Yup,” Pierre muttered.

George clutched his chest. “But why me? Why not—Lando? Or—Oscar? They’re way more botherable!”

“Maybe you just have a face,” Yuki offered, unhelpfully. “Like a face people want to poke with a stick.”

Back at Williams

Rebecca leaned into the room with Lily behind her.

“Why is George texting you the cry-laugh emoji in all caps?”

Carlos didn’t even look up. “Because lily's boyfriend is an agent of chaos.”

Lily just nodded. “Yeah. That tracks.”

“Also—” Alex said, biting another gummy worm—“George is already mad. He texted ‘YOU’RE BOTHERABLE’ back. In all caps. So I won.”

Carlos gave him a long look.

“…I’m still not convinced you didn’t write the original tweet.”

Alex grinned. “I’m not convinced I didn’t, either.”

They high-fived.

And somewhere deep in the Williams marketing room…

James Vowles glanced at the tweet, sighed once, head in his hands. “am I supposed to parent them???” he asked the ceiling. “Am I—am I enabling this?”

A pause. He looked at his coffee. Took a sip.

“…Nah. Let them cook.”

Bonus: Group Chat Mayhem

Carlos 🐢: george still mad u think? Alex 🧃: nah he texted me “you’re dead to me” but with a smiley Carlos 🐢: would you like to take it back?

Alex 🧃: NAHHH😌 Alex 🧃: all i said is my truth

Alex 🧃: i wanna pull his curls and run away

Carlos is dead on the floor laughing folded back like a lawn chair.

George 🤨: I CAN SEE YOU SAYING THIS

Charles 🍓: he’s gonna block u

Max 🔥: he should

Lando 🍋: im just glad it wasn’t about me this time Oscar 😐: give it 5 mins

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[faranae]

So, uh. This is real:

This is 100% a a thing that has happened.

What even is this timeline?!

I'm dying. Oh my stars.

[timetravell]

[minyicho]

If someone called me grotesque I think I would just start crying

[ambafaerie]

My fav tweets about Andor’s final S2 arc/series finale and it’s about Saw lying straight up to Mon with a straight face he is not on Jedha.

[edaxii]

just your normal drawing challenge!

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[wintermav]

They’re SO coming back.

[writershapeholeonthedoor]

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[politijohn]

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[bluemoon160]

Idk if it’s been done before but I saw this on Twitter and wanted to redraw it 😭

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