#Two back to back posts?

[fairlyang]

18+ smut. miguel&peterb blurb.

this dumbass vid reminded me of peter b…. I had to..

miguel had called in a favor from his work friend peter b.

they worked together and he was the type of man to be down for absolutely every and any thing. miguel had told him the smallest of details and convinced him by saying he'd buy him a pizza.

so there he was, above you both with a camera in his hands, filming miguel fuck you for your shared channel on a special little website. he was told no faces so it was only pointed towards your tits and right in the money shot.

miguel had your legs spread wide, making you hold them while he gave the outside of your thighs some smacks. you moaned and subconsciously rolled your eyes back, "f-fuck baby just like that!"

he groaned and smacked them again, only this time doing it a little harder making you whimper. he grinned down at you, looking at your pretty face then at the camera, who couldn't see him. then he looked at peter and his hands were steady, he was ultra focused.

only thing was that he now had the camera on one hand and very obviously was leaning down for a slice of pizza that was on the table next to him. miguel fought back a laugh making peter look at him, rolling his eyes then giving him a cheeky grin.

you hadn’t noticed yet and he wanted to keep it that way so he brought a hand up to his face and lifted his index finger to his lips. peter just waves him off and attempts to reach again.

he failed yet again.

then he had the bright idea to lower the camera to get a closer look of miguel fucking you so he did just that. he moved to the side a little, bending down just enough to get himself a slice while keeping the camera at a closer angle.

once the pizza was secured, he came back up and took a big bite of it. miguel thrusted deeper inside you, praying your moans would hide peter’s loud ass chewing.

peter nearly moaned at the taste. it was the perfect amount of soft and crispy. juicy and greasy just how he liked them. the pepperoni was immaculate, with so much cheese he’s sure he’ll feel his stomach ache later but it’ll all be worth it, blue balls included.

his rolled to the back of his head, accidentally matching your same expression for two very different but valid reasons.

suddenly he had an idea.

his eyes blinked open and he turned to miguel, giving him a wide smile. he waved the slice to his face, making sure he saw it so he could be convinced to just take a bite but he shook his head.

peter gave him a look and waved it again, licking the grease off his lips. miguel shook his head again but peter was anything if not persistent and annoying.

“come on.” he mouthed to him and wanting him to focus on the job at hand, miguel took a big bite.

peter grinned and nodded, bringing it back to himself and taking another bite himself. he catches miguel’s eye and he just gives him a nod to which miguel gave a thumbs up.

“yes!” peter muttered and quickly closed his mouth.

your eyes fluttered open and you looked up at the two men, their mouths full and in peter’s hand, a half eaten slice of pizza.

“are you guys joking? is this a fucking joke-“ you ask, pretending to sound mad then chuckle, “geez at least offer some.”

peter’s eyes widen and he quickly lowered it down to you, watching you take a bite then coming back up to record miguel, who all of a sudden had a change of heart and was pounding into you like there’s no tomorrow.

“alright no more snack time. we still have a scene to shoot.” he tells you both firmly.

peter threw the crust with the others and you quickly chewed and swallowed before it’d become a choking hazard.

“good, now we can do what we came here to do.” miguel murmurs and gets back into the headspace as if nothing happened.

[atlas-and-aus]

I've been working on making a bunch of undertale multiverses in GL2, and I think I finally realized that it's better to go by AU instead of by character. I'm hoping to share my designs when I'm happy with a whole MV. So, uh, cuz I can't decide. Which MV should I work on first(only one that belongs to me is next gen)

[demonicsuffrage]

By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

[shadow-queens-blog]

hey does this make sense? am i reaching?

[slushy-sash]

why is bro in port ormos when he works at the akademiya

[yeoldenews]

A selection of dragons, wyrms and other mythological creatures from various 17th and 18th century calligraphy copybooks which were drawn with single lines to practice (and show off) penmanship strokes.

[soranker]

98 lovemail doodles >_<

[bl00dalchemist]

I have finally watched naruto at the tender age of 25

[evgar]

modern au in which:

lilia hires rio

rio falls for agatha (literally)

and agatha is... agatha

agatha - architect, late 20s

rio - landscaper, early 30s

[xshinina]

Guess who's back for blood?

[staticwaffles]

Somebody help this man.

[crownorclover]

i'm in me smartcar broom broom

[4bsurdcreature]

Really going through it, with those friendship quest bathroom breaks

[synthaphone]

nothing like suddenly realizing you remember something very specific

in like 2005, Calico Critters were distributed by a company called International Playthings in the US, and they had a 'design a family' contest for kids to participate in- the winning entry was a Pig family called the Pigglywink Pigs. There was an old Sylvanian Families family of Boars, but no bespoke Pig Mold at the factory i guess, so they decided to use a mold that had previously been used for the Forrester Dog family.

anyway as you can see, the dog mold is kind of obvious and the Pigglywink Pigs look really weird and not like pigs. i don't know how closely they resembled the child's winning concept art, but there's a possibility that its part of the reason why they look like this?

anyway years later Sylvanian Families made a mold that was actually intended to be pigs and therefore the Grunt Pig family look a lot more like what you would expect from a Calico Critters Pig family

[loriane-elmuerto]

Din Djarin and Grogu's duo: A Summary

[screwpinecaprice]

He communicated through mental text.