#WDYM final battle

[kippwire]

im going to throw up

[5arcasmw]

the worst part of the new bg3 epilogue is the fact that we don't have a choice to adopt scratch and the owlbear/we didn't adopt them already. like, wdym my DRUID did not immediately adopt them and they don't live with them and Astarion. why would you do this to me, Larian.

[clockwork-stars]

...why are the name of 13th's episodes SO long ?? I absolutely can't keep them in mind💀

[kirakirabug]

Finished the Alpine Skyline finally. Now all I have to do is finish the main Death Wish tasks. Obligatory photo dump of my gameplay as well, of course.

[cvnt4him]

— ˗ˋ ୨ tobio kageyama w a crush ୧ ˊ˗ —

Tobio wouldn't realize he has a crush on you, he's so emotionally constipated and angry all the time he has a hard time realizing things other than like anger [for hinata when he messes up CONSTANTLY.]

Tsukishima would literally constantly tease him saying things like "has the king finally found a lowly queen to keep up with his bidding?" Kageyama would be so confused like "wdym?"

It takes tobio a while to actually realize his feelings, afterwards he couldn't even come to terms w them the thought of having a girlfriend actually frightened him.

Kageyama is very competitive, always battling Hinata at anything there is to do, so once he realizes he likes you he unintentionally shifts that part of him to you.

Tobio starts challenging you to EVERYTHING everyone notices and is like "wtf?" Even you yourself was kind of confused but who were you to back down.

This mf is absolute shite at video games like he sucks tremendously. Everyone laughs at him as you constantly beat him in every game there is.

As a manager you are technically obligated to help out everyone on the team including those you might not like not that you dislike any of them but kageyama sure does.

He sees you helping tsukishima out and giving him his water bottle, a towel whatever he needs. Kageyama has never been more pissed off in his life.

Once they switch positions and kageyama is up front near the net with Tanaka and tsukishima in a blocking position he whispers to tsukishima;

"what's your deal with y/n."

"excuse me, what are you even talking about.."

Tobio assumed tsukishima was playing coy purposely so get a reaction out of him, if that was what tsukishima was playing at he successfully got it.

Tobio would not shut up about how he should "stay away from you" and how "you don't want a twiggy ass nobody like him."

Tsukishima simply laughed and teased him which involuntarily led to them getting into it, tobio was a flustered red mess trying his hardest to lunge at tsukishima while Tanaka held him back.

Kageyama found himself mindlessly watching you, whether it be at lunch, in class, or spacing out during practice. You were clouding his thoughts and it pissed him off.

Tobio finally had the guts to walk up to you and give you a piece of his mind. He told you how it was pissing him off that your face made his cheeks warm up.

You just stared at him and batted your lashes up to him before giggling and patting his shoulder with no words.

Kageyama felt a lot of emotions that he'd never felt before.. he felt embarrassed and flustered and just so befuddled it fucked with him for the rest of the practice.

You eventually caught tobio before he split from the rest of the group a meatbun stuffing his cheeks, he turned to you with wide eyed and a blush painting his chubby and puffed out cheeks.

"walk me home?"

"oh- s- sure."

You two waved goodbye to the rest of the team some of them making kissy noises as the two of you walked away kageyama turned around flustered and angry, yelling at them to shut up.

You two stayed completely silent the entire walk to your house tobio occasionally glanced down at you, trying to find words to speak but only for every word to get caught in his throat when he opened his mouth.

"This was fun. We should do it again."

You say turning to face him before you headed off to your home. He flipped and nodded aggressively with a stuttery 'mhm!' leaving him. Tobio was so adorable you just couldn't believe this guy was actually willing to walk you home, no questions asked.

"..soo, id better turn i— "

"I L- --ove... you."

Kageyama stuttered on his words, choking and forcing out his hard to explain feelings for you. He didn't know exactly how he felt but once he spoke with suga and he told kageyama that he might just have a crush, he might've taken his crush the wrong way, mistaking it for love in your eyes.

You'd be lying if you'd said this wasn't adorable. He was adorable, this emotionally constipated volleyball obsessed tsundere actually had feelings. And for you, nonetheless. It was hard to describe what you felt but you wouldn't lie and say you didn't think he was attractive.

You hummed at his statement and walked towards him, he stared at you with wide eyes and he shivered and shakes in his boots. He doesn't know what to do, he just stands there stuff and shaky as you walk up to him and look up at him, those big wide blue eyes staring down at your adorable face.

You kissed his cheek lightly, he didn't know how to react, he just blinked a couple of times and thanked you awkwardly making you laugh abruptly. He scokded himsekf in his mind calling himself lame and shit but you were quick to shut everuthing down when you pulled him into a kiss.

It was quick stiff and awkward. Tobio was never one to care about love or even have crushes but one day you just showed up and took him by surprise he was always flustered around you and couldn't explain why. He didn't know what he was doing but this felt right to him. He was happy.

You pulled away and gently slapped his cheek before telling him goodnight. He stood there for a moment before turning into a flustered red mess, like Hinata whenever a pretty girl even came close to him.

AN: I am obsessing over kageyama rn gang and sugawara so like I might be shifting over to haikyuu while I find a way to cope w mha ending. The HQ fandom is dead but hopefully you hoes wake up when you read this wack ass shit, n trust my loves I got more in the workshop🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[neurodivergent-gaypossum]

IM FREAKING OUT WDYM THERES GONNA BE A CHURCH SET FOR SEASON 5 HELLO??

Churchgate is my second favorite byler theory (flickergate #1 they could never make me hate you) and HOLY SHITTT

What if… what if

What if byler has to go into the upside down church thinking that’s where they kill Vecna, only for it to be a trap and for Will to get possessed and start attacking Mike, with religious symbolism everywhere either with how he’s insulting him while he’s attacking him (you know Vecna would do that don’t lie) or how he’s attacking him or both. At some point he manages to physically tire out Will and he uses this opportunity to either kiss him or confess his feelings, breaking him out of the possession. They fight Vecna, but he ends up running away (I doubt it’d be the final battle) and they kiss, all the while Heroes (actually by David Bowie this time) is playing in the background.

What if?? WHAT IF DUFFER BROTHERS

[emeraldsfanfics]

hihi! can u do a rottmnt x spiderperson!reader? they also have the same typical traits as each spider person; carefree, artistic (in some form), nerdy, a little socially awkward but extroverted, and so on!

thank you! ❤️💙💜🧡

Caught In Your Web

°ROTTMNT brothers X Spider!Reader°°Headcannons°

If you want to request, rules here!

I'm in LOVE with this request! As a nerd myself, I'm excited to write this! Thank you stunning ❤️💙💜🧡annon!<3

-Reader is based on a mix of Miles spiderman, Andrew Garfield's and Tom Holland's

-S/p means spiderpersona!

《Leo》

》He actually knew of you before you meet in person. Scrolling on tiktok and seeing everyone posting about the Amazing s/p swinging around and saving everyone

》 Shows his brothers

"Look the s/p! This is so cool! Not better than me though"

"Keep telling yourself that."

》Met you when they were tracking down the goo which was in a truck, they also robbed a bank so that's why you were there

》You swung in unexpectedly in your own fashion. Just appearing and saying something cheesy

"Oooh, someone's been a bad mutant." *shoots webs at them*

》Pretty much when and how he fell in love

》Yall pretty much clicked at the first interaction with you, he even started flirting with you, but you're too oblivious to tell and thought he was being friendly 💀

"I wouldn't mind being caught in your web good looking~"

"Wait did you get stuck in it?! I'm so sorry, I'll go get the thing I got!"

》At first you two would just be friends and invite you to the lair, as s/p of course

》When he finally confessed to you after MANY flirting attempts you were so confused because you liked him back and flustered-

"That's great! So are we a thing now-its fine if you don't want to be! No pressure, like I know some people have emotions but don't want to do anything about them! Not saying I don't want anything, but I want something if you want something-"

》Bro just lifted your mask slightly and kissed you, he was so freaking out on the inside but chill, you were a mess inside and out

》When dating you are literally just like high-school sweethearts, he'll bring you to EVERYTHING

》yall are just obsessed x obsessed or yapper x yapper

》finds it cool you are just naturally buff and lean

》Brags to his brothers whenever you do something cool

"That spider right there is mine. Oh, you aren't dating a superhero? Well that's too bad." *sassy nail check*

》Your biggest fan, all his brothers hear and see from him is YOU, when you catch villains or save a whole bus of children

》Brothers have NO escape from Leo's lovesick stage

》Both of you are extremely agile

》You carry a picture of the two of you in your spidey suit, he has a Keychain of you on his katana handles

》The first time he seen you without your mask and civilian self he was a blushing mess

'The most beautiful thing ive ever seen.'

》Demanded pictures of you after that

》You're extremely Nerdy, so you'll just yap to him about science or a Fandom, he'll try to also talk if he understands what you're saying

》Questioned your sanity because WDYM YOU WERE BITTEN BY A SPIDER AND JUST WENT ABOUT YOUR DAY?!

》Can't judge because he would do that too

》He knows you LOVE going out! So dates he'll bring you to roof tops and have a romantic thing there!

》When meeting mutants he loves seeing you wide eyed and curious about these new mutants

》You are amazing at art, so you have a whole sketchbook of art in there, mainly you do colorful marker art, most of them of Leo doing different expressions

》He got a major ego boost that day

"Ahh yes, get this side too"

》This boi will literally call you, doesn't matter what your doing, either he's in battle or your in battle

"Hey Spidey Poo what are you doing in this fine hour?"

"Fighting Electro, what are you doing Babe?"

"Are you seriously on the phone while we are fighting for our lives?!"

Electro: Really? On the phone while in a fight with me??

"Sorry-sorry, no disrespect, it's my boyfriend!".

"Let me talk to my fine specimen in peace!"

》Forgot to mention he gives cringey and cheesy nicknames

》Yall match each other's vibes

》Lowkey vibes with you whenever you are listening to music while fighting

》If your webs are natural he has so many questions, he thinks it's cool and disgusting

"How strong are they? And...do they come from anywhere else...?"

》The amount of times you heard that question

》If you have webshooters, he'll be BEGGING you to make him a pair

"Babe think about it! We can swing together and we'll look so cool!"

》You had to tell him his arms realistically may not be able to take that kind of work, but he's a mutant so...maybe

》Tries giving you ideas about new "adjustments" for your web shooters

"Have them shoot out ninja stars!"

"Leo im trying to save people not kill them-"

》Comvinced he can one day get past your spider sense, by attempting to scare you or jump onto you

*hiding in the shadows, seeing you walk past*

*you grabbing some water*

*pounces*

*you causally shot a web at him onto the wall* IN SO SORRY!

I WILL GET TO YOU ONE DAY Y/N L/N!

》Questions if your lying or not about you being able to see if you have the lenses on your mask

》LOVES HOW YOUR SPIDER SUIT LOOKS ON YOU

》Yes yall do the spiderman kiss

》HATES WHEN YOU DONT SLEEP

"JUST.GO.TO.SLEEP."

》So he just cuddles you and has his grip tightened on you

》You also text when fighting or when you are just swinging

》Flabbergasted whenever you are deep in thought, you'll just walk on the walls and ceiling and he gets so scared when your just there

*talking to yourself* "what if I make-"

*turns in the light and sees you* SCREECH-OH MY GOSH! WHY ARE YOU UP THERE???

》Will sneak into your school, MIT, just to see you. He just missed you :(

》Now he knows where your classes are and pretend he is a student and sits right next to you, he knows some teachers just are too tired to notice

》Jealous that you can even go to school :(

》You try to give him the experience of being a normal teenager whenever you can

》Teases you about your glasses but he actually finds them so cute on you it's not even funny

》He Admires your persistence to see the best in people and to save everyone

》He comforts you whenever you're just tired, mentally or physically, and remind you what a great job you're doing becomes attached to you actually, he won't let go of your waist

》If he sees you with another human guy he gets all petty, mainly because he gets insecure so please compliment and give him attention

》This boi CLINGY with you

》He is extremely proud and amazed he even pulled a adorable, outgoing smart spidey like you :p

■Raph■

■Also knew of you because Leo would show videos of this Spidey who would save people. Thought you were a mutant in disguise.

■Didn't believe it himself until he was about to get in a fight with his brothers then you swung in from out of nowhere and started to catch the guys

■You're really talkative?

■After seeing this many times he decides just to approach you, shocked you aren't weirded out by him

■That's when you two become friends, to the point he'll invite you to the lair, but you'll come as s/p

■A real protective sweetheart when you get to know him, he eventually started catching feelings for you

■You just jumble up your words when trying to confess your feelings to the point he's just confused, to the point you just blurt out

"I LIKE YOU! I mean-if that's okay? Or we can just pretend this never happened-or-r if you like me in that way too"

■He finally got it now and was so excited that you even told him, because he knows too well he wouldn't tell you-

■When dating, you decided to show him your secret identity, taking off your mask

"That's you?! Sorry it's just-your so cute"

■Best cuddle buddy whenever you need it, or just when your mentally and physically tired

■Gets so worried whenever you are out fighting crime and saving people-he just wants nothing to happen to you :(

■Panics when you come back injured and which makes you panic even though your not in entire pain

"YOU GOT HIT BY A BUS?!"

"WAIT AM I GONNA DIE?!"

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!"

"I DONT KNOW!" *cries*

■After that panic session he just takes care of you :p

■You like doing art with color pencils, so you have a whole pile of art of Raph, so when he seen it he's amazed of your art

■But doesn't tell you because he kinda was snooping around your room....

■Freaks out whenever you are on the ceiling or walls, my boi has a full on panic attack-

*appears on the ceiling* "Hey Babe."

"AHHHH-"

■Yeah he Hates it

■You carry a picture of the two of you in your spidey suit

■Raph has a picture of you in his belt

■If your webs are natural, you already know he's thinking the same question a lot of people ask, but too shy to actually ask you

■If you have web shooters, won't admit it but, he likes to play with them when you are out and about

■Likes the fact you can lift HIM so easily like it's nothing

■Also likes picking you up

■If he's there he will take your headphones away when you are fighting, it's just to dangerous for him and you

■Questioning your judgemental when you told him how you got your abilities....

■He's some kind of boyfriend senses? Like he knows when you're gonna so something dumb, he'll call or just run in 💀

■Sorry but he does not fw your webs, he likes you, just not the webs...

■You love telling him stories from school, kind of sad he can't go with you, it would be fun

■He doesn't really get jealous, he trusts you wouldn't do anything to betray that but he does get insecure from time to time

■Admires your persistence to see the good in others, even when it's not there... but somewhat worried something bad may happen if it's the wrong person

■Yall are yapper x listener

■He can listen to you talk about science, art or fandoms all day, and you will

■Your spider senses are something else, the amount of times you've saved yourself in the nick of time has him worrying 😭

■He likes the suit on you, he loves the design you made and thinks it suits you

■He cherishes you and knows how perfect you are to him <3

◇Donnie◇

◇Actually knew of you when researching about technology and ran into an article about people theorizing that your a mutant of some kind?

◇Then went into a rabbit hole and now has seen almost every post and video of s/p that can ever be found

◇Imagine his shock when he just so happens to see you fighting Green Goblin when he was fighting mutants. Next think you know you both were done and made eye contact with your mask but that's okay

"Oh hey there-" *a pumpkin cutely explodes*

◇That's when HE fell in love. After more meetings he befriended you, you went to the lair to meet his brothers as S/p

◇That's when you two became best friends, more of a friends to lovers, who happened to be in love with each other

◇Thinks you do not have any common sense because YOU GOT BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER AND DID NOTHING

◇When you revealed your secret identity to him, he was all blushes and giggles, but tried to keep it secret, key word, "tried"

"I would say you're quite aways above average-WHICH IS THE NUMBERS NOT MY OPINION-"

◇After being best friends he confessed his crush on you after something big had happened, when you almost died

"This would ruin my bad boy image, I can't keep it from you any longer. But-i have....feelings for you. Romantic ones..."

"That's amazing! So are we a thing? Do you want something with us? It's totally fine if you don't-"

*lifts your mask and pulls you in for a kiss*

◇Both of you were dying of blushing right after, Donnie tried to be cool about it, but he just stared at you the entire time

◇When dating you feel comfortable showing him your secret identity

"Sweet Galileo you're majestic."

◇Wouldn't stop staring at your face for a while after that

◇You put him over your shoulder whenever he misbehaves

◇You have a picture of the two of you in your spkdey suit

◇Donnie has a picture of you somewhere in his battle shell

◇You both geek out whenever you two are talking about science, yall just yap and yap, he notices your eye light up whenever you are talking to him

◇Golden Retriever x Black cat who is soft to the golden Retriever type relationship

◇You both wear glasses, Donnie thinks you cute in them. You have cuteness aggression when you see him in glasses

◇Sneaks in your school to see you or just to be there, then you awkwardly explain that you know him (when hes in disguise), he'll get offended when you don't introduce him as your boyfriend

"Scoff, well that was an insult, I'm Y/n's boyfriend."

◇Helps you with any science or math homework you have

◇If your webs are natural he's running tests on it, do they come from anywhere else, you will not let him know the answer to that question

◇If you have web shooters he WILL make more lethal adjustments to them behind your back

*your fighting lizard* *shooting your web only for it to shoot out fire* "DONNIE!"

Lizard: poor guy

◇Sometimes youll get in fights about you coming back injured, so there is a lot of arguments in that area, he's just not the best with emotions and your the thing he cares for the most

◇This boyfriend of yours adores affirmation from you

"If you don't love it I'll be crushed and need for approval from the person I love most will be destroyed"

"O-okay? Wow Don its amazing! You're so smart I love you so much!"

◇drama queen

◇When he is jealous he gets SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE 🙄

◇Somehwhat weirded out by your webs, but he tolerates them for you

◇BRAGS ABOUT YOU SM to his brothers

"That superhero is mine dumb dumbs!"

◇He is actually easy to scare believe it or not, so you do so by pretending your falling off the ceiling

◇You both don't sleep, at all. But you two try to comfort each other whenever you can

"Sleep is an option."

"Sleep is an option."

◇He likes to snoop around your stuff, even right in front of you, that's when he found a whole sketchbook. Full of sketches of himself, sitting, smiling, talking ect.

◇Doesn't tell you anything but it does make him flattered, he doesn't want you to feel embarrassed

◇Actually asks for your input with his work

◇You like to cuddle on his lap when you are tired and he's working

◇Likes your spidey suit but will try making his own robotic adjustments (like arms to match his battle shell)

◇You both made each other an ai, one in his goggles which has a mini you and another one in your spider lenses, which has a mini Donnie. Even matching the voices and personalities

◇Science power couple fr

◇You are the best thing that has ever happened to him and will commit genocides of arson if anything happens to you

☆Mikey☆

☆Fanboying when he met you, literally, he's seen you everywhere at this point and always wanted to meet you

☆His lucky day was when you were finished with Rhino and he and his brothers happened to be in patrol

☆When you were about to swung away he stopped you and that's when the two of you hit it off

☆Would invite you to the lair, as s/p of course.

☆You become close to him and his brothers, to the point you'll reveal your secret identity to them

☆Mikey immediately compliments you with a light blush

"Look how enchanting you look!"

☆When dating, he has random cuteness aggression attacks with you, like you'll just be working on homework, and he'll walk up to you to just

"AWW YOUR SO CUTE!" *squishes you*

"Thanks 🥺"

☆absolutely loves your suit! If you ask him, he would love to help you with new designs!

☆You two bond over your love for art, you two like making portraits of each other

☆If your webs are natural he's going to straight up ask you questions

"Does it hurt when you use them? How much can you use?"

☆Yeah he doesn't let any one of his questions go unanswered

☆You both love putting music on when your fighting or sparing, you both are just right there like, and the villain would be so confused 😭

"I WISH THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY OUUUUT-"

"I WISH THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY OUUUUT-"

☆Golden Retriever x Golden Retriever type relationship

☆Your enemies are his enemies now >:)

☆Whenever you are tired he'll force you to rest, no arguing. I mean it, just rest bro

☆When you stay up he's going to pretend to he fine with it, then just give you tea to make you fall asleep and he'll cuddle with you

☆He's your much needed unpaid therapist

☆When you come back injured he's panicking and asking Donnie to patch you up

"DONNIEEE!"

☆About to cry because he hates seeing you in pain 😭

☆Asks you to swing around carrying him

☆Made a spider plush of you that he sleeps with

☆Unrelated but you two play dress to impress as a date

☆If you have web shooters he'll steal them to put some colorful art :p

"Love, why is there a pizza on my webshooters?"

☆You aren't the best at getting info out of villains, all you need is your boyfriend >:)

"Doctor Delicate Touch feels nothing for you. Now....where is it?"

☆Doesn't freak out when you tell him how you got your abilities

"Eh, Leo would do the same thing."

☆"Hates when you, "swing and text" because you have crashed into buildings before texting him

☆You cannot scare him, it's just impossible at this point

☆Only time you can scare him is when you do something dangerous (Its gonna be dangerous my friend ✨️)

☆You both geek out when it comes to fandoms but doesn't know what you're talking about when it comes to science

☆This adorable deadly turtle would do anything for you <3

[queenvhagar]

It’s hilarious when TBs cry “Rhaenyra TRAINED to be heir” because that honestly makes her look worse. Wdym she spent 20 years training and managed to fuck things up more than Aegon, who got pulled out of the trash 2 days ago?

Legitimately and it's why nerfing the Greens was such a dumb choice 😭

Like what do you mean you apparently trained your whole life (which btw spending years away from court hiding from bastard rumors "managing" Dragonstone is not really training for ruling an entire kingdom, especially when it comes to navigating political realities when in power) (but then again that's something she no doubt figured she could ignore in favor of ruling with hardcore fire and blood and fear of dragons and Daemon)

Like apparently you "trained your whole life" for this and you're somehow the only one divinely ordained and suited and qualified enough to rule...

AND YET SOMEHOW up against these apparently incompetent, short-sighted, impulsive Greens, who are made up of:

- a drunk dude who's apparently never been trained to rule despite him ruling being the plan since he was a baby, who appoints his unqualified and unnamed frat boys to Kingsguard, bullies his brother in public, drunk flies his dragon to battle, and executes a dozen dudes for "no reason" causing a "PR disaster"

- a kinslayer attempted kingslayer who took out one of his side's only dragons and rider because he got bullied :( and now he hates his brother and wants power and also he's gonna nuke a village for no reason except to feel powerful and manly I guess... also he unfairly does nothing about Rhaenyra's blockade and it's HIS fault people are starving from the blockade apparently and that's why the common people LOVE Rhaenyra SO much

- the dowager queen who converted to Team Black out of sapphic longing for a woman she was friends with decades ago for a couple of years, who willingly sells out her entire family to the enemy, including the son she crowned, two other sons fighting for the war she started, her father who was her only ally at court, her brother who was the only one to sympathize with her position, her sworn shield who lives to serve her and protect her family, her uncle and his men leading the Hightower host out of Oldtown, most of her family's dragons who will die defending their riders... all for the chance to win the favor of a woman who never showed any ounce of care for how her life turned out and the sacrifice she made (in fact the woman who was remorseless about her son's eye getting cut out, who blatantly pushed lies that endangered her whole family, who married a man who hates her whole family and wants them dead) (she fails in winning her favor) but girls stick together - girl power! And she's finally free from the confines of medieval feudalist patriarchy :) (except there's nowhere for her to go and no way to live her life as a free woman in any capacity as the wife of the former king and a highborn lady, unless she wants to try to be a survivalist in the wild or go to Essos and join a pleasure house, which, again, not really "free" and sustainable long term options for her)

- a poor helpless infantalized neurodivergent woman who can't even ride her dragon because she doesn't like it for some reason and she's incapable of acting outside of autistic stereotypes, also she's totally fine about her 6 year old getting murdered in front of her very eyes now, and actually she's gonna use her visions to condemn the brother who's always had her family's back up until this point and instead help the man responsible for her child's death, because she's seen the Grand Design and wants to help Team Black now :)

- "misogynist incel" but somehow also at the same time "Alicent worshipping and unreasonably Rhaenyra hating sex toy" (don't think about why he might have valid reasons to hate this particular woman) who doesn't think ahead and is apparently the most violent terrible hypocritical person in this show (don't think too hard about the show making him Dornish and casting a brown actor and the implications it has for this character on and off screen because the show and mainstream fandom won't!)

- offscreen brother nobody barely remembers who only just started riding his dragon apparently

- former Hand of the King immediately fired and sent away and captured off screen after doing nothing to help the war effort apparently

- Lannister twin off to Essos to fuck several wives and mud wrestle LOL!!

- foot fetishist shadowy creep (don't think about how they made a disabled character have a fetish involving their disability for no reason)

AND YET SOMEHOW against THESE villains... she can't even beat them 😭 she can't beat THESE guys who at this point are actively helping her out... she can't take and hold the throne against THESE Greens...

Like way to just completely make her and her team look equally incompetent by failing to take on THESE foes and instead elect to... mope... complain... do nothing except what others tell you to do... basically make no real decisions of your own except... dress as a nun and sneak into enemy territory with no real plan, leaving nobody in charge while you're gone despite a war looming... and burn a group of people alive for no reason to get dragons that you immediately refuse to use... ride dragon... speak a foreign language... cry... kiss your advisor immediately after she opens up about being violently assaulted and mutilated and never bring it up again... girlboss 💪💅

Truly astounding how badly they managed to fumble the bag with the show. Like. My god 😭 THIS was your vision for the historic Dance of Dragons aka the worst civil war in Westerosi history where both sides were Targaryens with dragons who destroyed each other and the Realm in their quest for power? Like THIS is what the singers in mainline ASOIAF books were singing about? 😭😭😭 bruh 😭😭😭

[base0h]

Hiiii. So this is my first time requesting or anything so I’m kinda really nervous??? Anyways, I love your crack fics, I literally giggle non stop and they bring light into my soul.

So, that being said, I have a request. Could you do something with Crocodile and Ace (and whichever other characters) reacting to their s/o having a spider or some type of scary bug on their back? Idk if your can go anywhere with this but hey, it’s worth a shot.

Okay that’s it bye bye have a good day :)))

a/n - omg I’m so glad I can bring light into your life 😭🫶 literally my goal when I’m writing this stuff 💜 oml bro crocodile is afraid of bugs I just know he is 💀 that’s why he had robin, so she could handle them for him

warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack, crocodile would leave you with the the bug just to run as far away as possible 💀🫶

- pls if he sees a single bug in his house he’d move out of his mansion and go to another sea of ocean 💀

- don’t get me wrong he takes you with him of course and makes sure you’re protected from those heinous insects. Get ready for loads of bug spray and pest killing chemicals, because your house is going to smell like that for at least a couple weeks 😃🫶

- so one day, you’re relaxing on the sofa, listening to some ambient music, the lights a bit dimmed, with the shutters open just enough for some light to shine through without being too harsh. It was a weekend, so it was due time for some relaxation!

- crocodile had just gotten finished with his work, and finally he’d get to spend some quality time with you. As he walked over, getting ready to join you on the couch, he froze.

- his eyes were locked onto your back, his breathing completely stopped, his body stiff as a board

- a tiny black speck on your back was… moving. Could that be a- SPIDER? You turned around because you heard footsteps, and you looked confused to see crocodile just- frozen, with wide, disgusted, fearful eyes as if you just committed some heinous crime against humanity

- “….Crocodile? You ok?”

- …

- “Hello???? Earth to crocodile?”

- “Y/n. You know I love you right?“

- “…What?”

- “Then you know why I must do this.”

- “What do you me- hey where’re you going?!”

- to go bag (he has one prepared for this exact situation bruh 💀) materializes out of thin air, then cue crocodile skedaddling out the door without explaining or warning you like a scared selfish asshole

- “CROCODILE IT’S NOT EVEN THE SIZE OF MY FINGERNAIL.”

- “IT’S AN INSECT Y/N.”

- “SO YOU’D LEAVE ME WITH THE FUCKING BUG SO YOU COULD GET AWAY FIRST-? 😭”

- “..well of course I would’ve sent someone back for you-“

- “SENT SOMEONE?!”

- see now ace is afraid of bugs too. But he’s not a selfish asshole like crocodile 💀 bro would at least try and protect you while screaming and sobbing

- you two were relaxing, snuggling together and watching the sun set on the deck of the Moby dick. It always never failed to amaze you with how many colors spread across the sky.

- ace absolutely adored these moments with you. It made him feel so- alive but also dead at the same time. Because how could one be this happy and in love with you?

- he looked down at you, and leaned down to press a kiss to the top of your head, and that’s when he saw… it

- cue the scream of a demon plus a kid who just saw a clown

- “WTF ACE WHAT?!”

- “BABE- DO NOT MOVE. THERE’S A BIGASS BUG ON YOUR HEAD.”

- “EXCUSE ME?!”

- ace grabbed his shoe in a panic, and aimed directly at your head. But since he was so afraid, he was closing his eyes.. as he was swinging to kill the bug.. and he ended up slapping the absolute shit out of you instead of the bug

- “Phew, think I got it- Y/N?! WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK?!”

- “WDYM AM I OK YOU SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ME-“

- “Sorry.. OH SHIT I MISSED-“

- “NONONONO ACE WAIT-“

- you got hit five times before he actually got it. 💀🫶 I hope your brain isn’t damaged 😭

- luffy was one of those kids who collected beetles and watched them fight each other like it was the most intense battle he’s ever seen 💀

- so of course he’s not afraid of them. Bro likes them so much that he doesn’t know if the one piece is better or if beetles are better 😭

- luffy was rambling to you about the various different types of beetles, and which ones were the strongest in fights. He was giving you the WHOLE lowdown, their stats, weaknesses, special skills, traits, etc. 💀 you were surprised luffy had this level of knowledge on- anything really

- “Yeah so the atlas beetle can DEFINITELY take down the rhino beetle because of its really tough shell and- OH MY GOD-“

- “Huh-?! What’s wrong?!”

- “OMG OMG Y/N YOU HAVE AN ATLAS BEETLE ON YOUR HEAD!”

- “Luffy you better be joking. Is it even April yet?”

- “Nono it’s right here see?”

- he pulled it off your head and put it in front of your face. The way you froze, and the way your heart stopped, dropped down to your feet, and then climbed back up 😭

- you couldn’t even scream, you just got up and hauled ass away from whatever that abomination of a creature was

- “Y/n where are you going?! I have to show you how it fights!”

- “I’M PERFECTLY FINE NOT SEEING THAT LUFFY-“

- “But y/n they really like you! You’ve got a rhino beetle on your back too!”

- “WHAT?!”

- you legit stopped, dropped, and rolled 💀💀💀 poor robin was watching the whole thing transpire from really far away so she couldn’t hear the context of what the hell was happening 😭

a/n - bro I missed writing these. I’m a bit rusty tho 😂

[thatnerdygemini]

Welcome to my Valgrace agenda

okayy first post rahh, ive just put together my general headcannons of what a valgrace relationship would have looked like throughout HoO and ToA so hope you enjoy!

When Jason pops up at wilderness school instantly he is like Wtf why am I dating this girl I want him 

Bro is just very confused

Leo is having his own crisis because this is my best friend who's dating my other best friend why do I feel like this pls send help

Anyways they get to camp and are sent on that quest and oh the underlying tension is wild

Piper realizing she might not even like men, Jason panicking because why do I like Leo more than my own girlfriend, and poor Leo I fell in love with my best friend Valdez

Jason being so jealous whenever Leo so much as looks at a girl

Like “Look at me not her wtf bro”

And Leo's just over here trying to hit up a goddess since the guy he likes is taken 

Anyways they get back to camp and Piper's siblings are like girlie what are you doing break up with him so Piper and Jason break up

Now cut to MONTHS of Leo and Jason being cluelessly in love each one not wanting to make things weird or ruin their friendship

Jason freaking the fuck out when Leo gets possessed and babying him wanting to make sure he's okay

Leo in turn worrying about Jason who's suffered two concussions within the week and who really should sit down and stay there

All of the crew is like why tf aren't they dating wdym their not dating this is fruity as fuck

Poor Piper is actually on her last straw

Any time Leo or Jason is in danger the other one is actually losing their shit

Leo being all proud of himself after swooping in on the Agro to help Jason when Percy and Jason are fighting Ephialtes and Otis

Also once Jason is back on the Argo Jason picking up Leo in one of those spinny hugs and Leo actually stopping working 

Leo in Jason's arms when the crew re-convinces after Percy and Annabeth fall into Tartarus

Jason going off with Nico and then having an actual crisis after giving Nico a whole talk about why it's okay to be gay and then suddenly it clicks 

Jason going to Piper for advice and she points out his obvious feelings for Leo

Leo finding Jason flying in the sky that night and they end up kissing 

The two are all super cute and coupley and then Khione punts Leo's ass out of there

Jason is obviously freaking the fuck out because I miss my boyfriend and he is desperately trying to find a way to get Leo back

Meanwhile after spending a few days fighting with Calypso Leo and her actually get to talking and the two realize they make really good friends

Finally, the raft appears cuz shocking love can be platonic too.

Leo vows to come back for her horrified that they would abandon her there

Leo and Jason are reunited and our fav gays are back rah

As the underlying issue of the prophecy starts to cause concern Leo decides that he's got to be the one to die thinking that Jason is better than him

Jason is having a similar crisis but is trying to imagine a way for both of them to survive thinking they could find a loophole in the prophecy 

The crew still comes up with the plan to find the physician's cure 

Leo gets Hazel to make the mist copy and makes her promise to not tell Jason

Jason and Leo sit on deck the night before the final battle and Jason admits to being afraid that something is going to happen to them 

Leo knowing that he's going to die tells Jason to focus on the present and that if anyone can prove the prophets wrong it's them

They go into the battle and Leo kisses Jason on Festus before pushing him out of the way as Octavian and his fireball come toward them

Leo wakes up back in Ogygia and he and Calypso set off since Leo wants to get back to Jason as soon as possible feeling horrible for leaving him like that 

Meanwhile, Jason is absolutely heartbroken after seeing Leo die and is lost 

Piper stays by his side and the two end up going to California due to Jason finding it hard to be at Camp Half-Blood without Leo due to the amount of reminders of him everywhere 

Jason and Piper go into the maze and Jason hears the prophecy about him dying and sees it as his chance to get reunited with Leo 

Leo meanwhile touches down in Camp Half-Blood and is very upset to not see Jason 

He is recruited by Apollo and agrees to go along planning to leave to go to Jason as soon as he gets the chance 

While at the waystation he tells literally anyone who will listen about how much he misses his boyfriend and how he has to make it up to him for what happened 

After learning that Camp Jupiter is going to be in trouble Leo quickly gets ready to leave hoping that that's where he will find Jason

before he leaves Thalia gives him the don't hurt my little brother or else talk lmao

Jason meets Apollo when he arrives in California and is shocked to find out Leo is alive 

He has a breakdown with Apollo in his dorm room and tells him about the prophecy and how if he goes he won’t get to see Leo again

Jason finally comes to terms with not seeing Leo again thinking that he might give Leo a fighting chance at surviving and getting to have a normal life

He writes Leo a letter which he gives to Apollo to give to Leo whenever he sees Leo next

Later that day Jason was stabbed and killed saving Apollo and their friends 

Leo who had arrived at Camp Jupiter still crushed not to see his boyfriend helped them to fight the battle and was preparing to finally get back to Piper and Jason 

Hazel ran up to him and panicked tells Leo he needs to get to Jason as quick as possible since she feels that something bad was going to happen 

Leo gets to them in record time but he is too late and he meets them at the airport to see his boyfriend's coffin 

Leo goes with Apollo and Meg to Jaons funeral and he throws himself into helping create the temples for the gods that Jason had planned

Leo participates in the second battle and he stays with Apollo and Frank  to fight the emperors 

Leo stabs Caligula in revenge for his boyfriend before Frank blows up the tunnel with the emperor inside 

Leo survives the battle and is relieved to be reunited with Frank who was resurrected 

Apollo pulls Leo aside before leaving and gives Leo the letter from Jason 

Leo heads back to the waystation still very much heartbroken

he reads the letter and decides to try to live the normal life Jason had hopped for him

Anyway!! this has been too long but I love my tragic gay romance so oops

might make Jason's letter for Leo later

Also just might actually make a fic but not trying to get too delusional over here

[lsunstreakerl]

NEWCHAPTERNEWCHAPTERNEWCHAPTER THANK YKU FOR THE BEDTIME STORIES SUNNY 😁😁

BIG OL' RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT BECAUSE WE ARE NOW IN ANKLE-HOOKING, HAND HOLDING, CHEEK-CARESSING, MASSAGING-EACH-OTHER TERRITORY good lord is rico down bad sfhhehfhshdhshhds

and the part where it really hits rico's competency kink because wifey is great at solving town arguments and being amazing at diplomacy and caring about the villagers, even wanting to be there in person to protect them and assure them 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ learning that max is great at forgery is HILARIOUS and rico has now gone to level flirting or idk maybe max is now aware that yanno, the king is interested in him (SURELY HE KNOWS THAT RIGHT)

protective and jealous rico makes an appearance!!! him being possessive of max when the duke STARTS FLIRTING WITH MAX THROUGH THE LETTERS (WHICH INSANE BECAUSE WHAT???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELLO?????? NO CONTEXT JUST THAT?????) and the way every time he does that/becomes protective of max (see: incident with dennis) and then max having an existential crisis because he's horny for the king which, good for him!

really the entire chapter is just rico trying to flirt and love max while max is battling his horny ass thoughts

WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT RICO LEAVING MAX WITH NO SHIRT???? WAS THAY ON PURPOSE TO SEE WIFEY WITH NO SHIRT/TO THEN OH SO CASUALLY TRANSITION TO MASSAGE TIME?????? also max turning into just a melted pile of nothingness because of the massage was very funny and cute wdym he just cuddled and snuggled :D!

also DENNIS????????? EX-ENEMY?????? SUSPICIOUS OLD MAN WHO JS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO MAX IS IM KEEPING AN EYE ON HIM...I can't tell if he's like actually fought against max and so is skeptical and doesn't trust him even after max killed saddik or like if he's just old man curious idk 🧍🧍

uhm ofc can't end with mentioning max revealing to rico he HAD NO IDEA UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO SHFHEHFHEHDHEHDHEHHHEHDHD took me out honestly rico was like 'no way 🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍 smart wifey...very unaware...flirted for NOTHING' it's like he doubled down and turned the flirting to the MAX becausbethey went from nothing to basically touching every moment (will max ever tell rico how he found out through the 'being called a whre moment'?) LOVEEEEEE that martijn and joris are as usual doing best friend duties by teasing them, as they should 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

thanks for the chapter again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE MAKING LEAPS AND BOUNDS IN THEIR PROGRESS!!! LOOK AT THEM GO!!!!

max is great at forgery! he would also write for vic sometimes, but not for any valid reason- he just got bullied into it frequently. and he's used to working with a smaller community up north, so it's not surprising that he immediately jumps to being there in person to reassure them.

the duke got max's "be so fucking for real" face one time and it was enough to make him straighten up his act. and now he's on his forgiveness tour! (while managing to also piss off the king. multitalented)

rico absolutely ups the flirting by about 200% once he realizes that it wasn't that isn't receptive- he just didn't know! and now that he does know, he's blushy all the time. and you can't really blame rico for wanting to see more of that :)

yeah the no shirt was on purpose. he's been waiting for the chance to get a good look without worrying about bleeding out and the opportunity just drops in his lap! what else was he supposed to do?

max finally gets all that tension worked out and turns into a purring housecat. rico decides that will become a frequent part of their routine.

dennis definitely has some old man curiosity going on! he's been guarding rico for most of his life, so he's naturally suspicious of the new prince consort.

YES YOU GET IT rico doubling down as soon as max admits that he didn't know is incredibly real of him, and also why they make so many small jumps so fast! hand holding, ankle hooking, pinning to the wall in a way that simply cannot be platonic

max is going to keep that one to himself for a little bit, because he's not entirely sure how rico would react, but he has a gut feeling it's not good.

martijn and joris are so happy that the king and prince consort are becoming more comfortable with each other, but they still have to fulfill best friend duties 🙂‍↕️

I'm so glad you liked it!!!! fmf has been such a joy to write so far, and everyone has been incredibly patient with me while I worldbuild and try to figure them out. it makes me happy to know it's got people that love it as much as I do 🫶🤍

[bberry005]

i'm watching mha you're next since its on US netflix now and i couldn't be bothered to figure out where to watch it for free before this and this whole thing is actually insane. wdym they all got sucked into a parallel dimension made out of light by an evil all might imposter from europe and all the 1A students (and presumably other hero course classes) are running around in UA branded trucks stopping villains and also their teams are lowkey really well thought out for a one off movie (like each one has a pretty balanced skill set). i've only watching like 35 minutes so far but tbh i love it its so fun and also gives us a window into how the characters have evolved over the course of the story (like compare this to the team from movie 1 they've gotten SO MUCH better at working together and playing off each other's strengths) and what the day to day in that time in between deku coming back and the final battles looked like

[call-me-rucy]

Cetaganda ch. 14

I have to admit that the image of Miles solving everything while Ivan just lays on the floor is quite funny.

So we're really riding to battle in a what's essentially a sci-fi wheel chair with a 80 year old woman and completely unarmed. I loooove these books.

Wow this really is a powerful team! Infiltration, check!

Okay no, we're not unarmed if we have knocking out drug.

Miles hanging from the back of the chair is a fun image as well.

Palm-locks being weak is finally plot relevant!! Yay!!

She donated SIX layers of clothes to Nadina?!?! SIX?? I have understimated the haut once more.

Um, excuse me, but this is an emergency. I find it funny that he still has time to be polite.

"Ugh!" said Pel. "Barrayarans."

I miss Cordelia dearly.

Vibraknife has been translated! Yay! Now that I'm thinking translations, if a plasma arc does not appear in this book that would mean we lose the only common translation thread there was left.

Our forces have increased in one old lady.

Wdym fast-penta doesn't work on haut? This gene modifying thing is driving me half crazy with its ethic implications.

"How do we get in?" asked Miles. "Should we knock?" "I guess so,” said Pel. She lowered the screen for a second, knocked, and raised it again. "It was a joke!" cried Miles, horrified.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

CIPHER LAB! CIPHER LAB!! CIPHER LAB!!

"All right," said the exhausted-faced tec, "let's start with branch seven thousand three hundred and six. Seven hundred more and we've got it, I swear."

Sounds like a cipher lab alright lol

THE BUBBLES ARE INMUNE TO STUNNERS?! Where is this technology everywhere else in the universe???

Are you sending... YOU'RE SENDING THE KEY TO EVERYONE?!?! SO THAT RIAN CAN RETRIEVE IT EVEN IF YOU ALL DIE?!??! i am so sad rn.

MY POOR BOY!!!

BENIN, MY MAAAN!! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU RN!!

(He used a plasma arc, right? Please mention the plasma arc by name, please, please...)

Vorreedi. Okay, well, yeah.

IVAAAAAAAN!!!! MY OTHER BOOOOOY!!! UP AND ABOUT ALREADYY!!

YAAAAAAAAAY!! SUCH A FUN ACTION CHAPTER :D

[aaanyaajpg]

being a f1 and tennis fan is so hard at times, because wdym i didn't get to see a 2024 charles vs max wdc battle and wdym i didn't get to see a carlos vs jannik 2025 aus open gs final?

[verstakult]

abu dhabi gp 2024 notes

i've finally watched the race in full. it was painful knowing the results as a ferrari fan with forza ferrari coursing through my veins but. whatever here are notable incidents and penalties issued in abu dhabi gp 2024:

we start with pre-race: charles leclerc, franco colapinto, alex albon, and nico hulkenberg's grid penalties. charles received 10 grid positions (p14 -> p19), franco 5 grid positions (p19 -> p20), alex 5 grid positions (p16 -> p18), and nico 3 grid positions (p4 -> p7).

charles, franco, and alex's grid penalties are due to changes in components exceeding the allocated amount; nico's is due to pitlane exit overtaking.

franco and valtteri bottas gave touching pre-race thank-you radio messages to their teams. bottas to sauber (& ferrari), franco to williams. "you made my dream come true," franco said. the race hadn't even started and i was already emotional.

lights out. turn 1: max verstappen and oscar piastri made contact (max's fault). both spun, but were able to continue. max 10s penalty (+2 pp).

charles leclerc drove like a madman, pulled off insane overtake after overtake amidst all that turn 1 chaos. he went from p19 to p8 in the first lap. amazing, incredible, showstopping, just insane masterclass.

lewis hamilton also drove from p16 to p10 in the first lap! that's a 7x wdc driver for you

bottas and checo perez collision; checo spun and could not continue. checo out. bottas 10s penalty (+2 pp).

around lap 3, oscar braked too late and made contact with franco's rear, causing puncture on franco's tyre. oscar 10s penalty (+2 pp).

zhou guanyu false start. zhou 5s penalty.

kevin magnussen's pit was fucked. lasted 7.2s - seems they couldn't get a rear tyre off or something. rip kmag.

yuki tsunoda's exasperated 'why?!' when told to stay out was so funny lmfao but then he got pitted afterwards anyway

franco retired during his pit for some reason ? to this minute i still do not know the reason. franco out.

liam lawson got out of pit stop with one front wheel not fastened correctly -- an unsafe release. liam 10s stop/go penalty. (wtf that's kinda sad though)

bottas & kevin magnussen collision (bottas no 😭). bottas could not continue due to the damage. bottas 5 grid positions drop penalty for the next race (+ 3pp). does the grid penalty have an expiry date lmfao bcs wdym next race... my guy is unemployed... well, at least in 2025. bottas out.

lewis hamilton, fernando alonso, and max verstappen -- 7, 2, and 4 times champions on a battle train for p7. that was an iconic moment im ngl, amazing underrated shot fr fr

shoutout to k-mag for maintaining fastest lap (on softs) until the very end!

oscar oversteered a little and went off track wide --- but he saved it and continued. it was pretty cool

lance stroll exceeded track limits 4 times. lance 5s penalty (added to race time).

liam lawson stopped during the last lap, causing a momentary yellow flag. i also do not know what the reason for this one is, but damn. gotta be painful when you dnf in the last lap (or second last lap for him). liam out.

lewis was behind george russell for the last few laps and finally overtook him few turns before passing the chequered flag. lewis p16 -> p4, that is crazy

lando norris wins (ugh), securing the wcc (ugh), and carlos sainz p2, charles leclerc p3. this is painful. but it was an incredible performance for charles, driving p19 -> p3 on dry with no one slipping off the track is just. that's generational talent for you. forza charles (even though he looked like he wanted to kill everyone and himself after he got off his car; charles 2025 WILL be your year trust).

lewis gave a heartfelt message to mercedes through the radio... "we dreamed alone but together we believed" what if I CRY. then he did amazing donuts, and after he got out he held onto his car and took his moment with it, cried into it. god i wasn't even a mercedes or lewis fan but this moved me so much i teared up

zhou also did donuts for the crowd!! :")

also charles driver of the day :) it is very deserved

end of season records stuff:

oscar piastri becomes the fourth driver in history to complete every single lap in one season! congrats oscar i'm happy 4 u

pierre gasly officially the first driver ever to complete a season with $0 in caused damage oh my god let's fucking GO

also i've gotta say. as much as i hate mclaren it's pretty wholesome they got their first win in the 21st century, their last win being in 1998. ok that's the only nice thing i'll say about these orange mfs

addition edit: charles is the only driver who finished the season without a single race penalty!! wtf that's insane LMAO that's our goat fr

addition edit 2: max is the third driver to win wdc with a team that's 3rd or lower in wcc standings in history! second being piquet in 1983 with brabham (p3), and first being keke rosberg in 1982 with williams (p4) :D

some additional notes:

nico rosberg came! someone said something about nico being there for lewis' first and last race with mercedes. like oh my god don't touch me rn (he also absolutely glazed lewis so much throughout)

max immediately apologized to oscar for the turn 1 incident after the race. he said it's the most important thing on his mind to do because oscar is a dear friend of his. that's really nice.

it's uh. pretty sad that bottas & franco gave those pre-race thank yous but ended up dnf-ing :sob: like...

mclaren won with 666 points lol. evil sinister orange to the core

max being absolutely thrilled about never seeing rb20 again, understandably so

f1 2024 season has ended, and so has the era of these being teammates (that are officially confirmed):

charles & carlos in ferrari (carlos -> williams)

lewis & george in mercedes (lewis -> ferrari)

nico hulkenberg & kevin magnussen in haas (nico -> sauber, kevin retires)

bottas & zhou in sauber (bottas retires (?), zhou unconfirmed ferrari reserve driver)

pierre gasly & esteban ocon in alpine (esteban -> haas)

alex albon & franco colapinto in williams (franco -> no confirmed seat)

if there's any additional events i could add, feel free to slide an ask, message, or reply. i can NOT believe I overslept for this race, so i joined during lap 48 or something, and had to rewatch afterwards. i suppose it's good i compiled this with all the fia docs already being released so it makes my life easier lol

always, special shoutout to my f1 mother @septdecoeurs who filled me in a lot, and also tried to wake me up. but I'm an oversleeping loser with a shit sleep schedule so rest in rip.

[a-hobit]

The funniest thing about this is how this is on live television , the world is watching the gayest love confession/fight and at the end everyone is like “HUH?? Wdym they aren’t dating??? HUH????”

* Final battle *

Izuku —“ No please! All Might someone— anyone! Save ALL MIGHT!!”

* Kacchan appears from the mist (all might card in hand) to make eye contact with izuku*

Kacchan — “YOOOO what’d I miss just fyi I’m fucking gay. OOP ALL MIGHT —SHIT!!”

* binary star system gay ass rainbow twirl + handhold*

Kacchan — “ JUST SO YOU KNOW IM HERE AND GAY FOR YOU!”

AFO—“What—?”

*blows off his (AFOs) fuckin arms?????? And saves all night with a speed unheard of!!*

Citizens— “ How is it possible?!?”

Kacchan — “FUCK OUTA MY WAY IM GA—“

AFO— “I HATE YOU FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT OTHER GAY ASS I HATE, KODOU IF YOU HAD—“

Kacchan — *various explosions* “DONT INTERRUPT ME!! IZUKU!!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I CAN EVEN GO BEYOND AND KISS YOU NOW!! YOURE MY OTHER HALF!! ILL BE BY YOUR SIDE UNTIL THE VERY END, ID RATHER DIE THAN TO LEAVE—“

AFO — “TYPICAL HOMOS—!!

Kacchan— “DONT INTERRUPT ME YOU OLD ASS MAN AND MY NAME ISNT KODOU!

ITS KACCHAN!!!!”